The new adventures of Rushforth the lame. (Safari)

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Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:47 pm

Remember Rushforth?

Of course you do. Sent to Chad for six month and then some time after he came back he sent me photos and an x-ray of his deformed leg.
You can read more about it here.
He also sent me a video of him taking a walk. I am no dr but as far as i can see he walk just fine. Have a look for yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwxmNi_WdjQ&feature=youtu.be

The reason why he sent these things to me was that i dangled a compensation for his sufferings in front of him. But to get that money he would need to prove to us that he have lost money and had had physical suffering. He claimed to earn $2000 a month something that is demented of course. And when i said that i would need contract of employment that had vanished conveniently of course. But he did prove his physical problems which was all i wanted form him really.

So after that the church decided to compensate him, and the first $5000 would be sent to him via bank transfer. Something that went wrong of course. For some reason the money got intercepted and the lad was not happy.

Quote:

Hello Rev. Bob, please i have not receive the money, the info you sent for me to use to receive the money is not visable, please write out the info as a mail and sand to me please.
Rushforth.

Quote:

Please Rev. Bob, check the attch file to know if you can see what is writen in the attch file, i did not see what is there and did not received any money please..

Please see what you can do, i dont underestand what is happening, why this now. Please call me.
Rushforth.

After that i told the lad that the church would not send any money more, he needed to pick his compensation on site at a place where the church had presence, and that sadly wasn't in Nigeria. Twisted Evil

I tried to let him chose his destination himself, but he kept on choosing wrong so i needed to help him out a bit. He wanted to go to Benin or Gahan whereas i wanted him to go to Cameroon.

Quote:

Hello Rev. Bob, i received your mail, you told me early that i will have to travel to Ghana to meet with the high inquisitor why cameroon now, please Rev. Bob what is happenning now if there is any thing you want please tell me, lets work it out.

Now some of my members are calling me asking if the TWAT in Lagos is no more, please i don't want to miss this members and for them not to join another church, help me let me go back to carry them along.

Rushforth.

Quote:

Hello Rushforth. I just got off the phone with a TWAT reverend in Benin
and he said that they did not have the means to facilitate this kind o
transfer there. Nor does Ghana. This means that you need to pick this
money up in Douala. Is this going to be a problem?

Quote:

Thanks, Douala is not ok for me, i thank Ghana have all it takes, i have
asked their banking information and they say i am welcome.

Rushforth.

Quote:

I am afraid that there isn't much choice you have unless you have the
possibility to go to Europe on your own.
Bob

Quote:

Hello Rev. Bob,
Why are you sounding this way, what is the problem?

Rushforth.

As you could see my lad had a bit of attitude problem and this is not a way to speak to a senior reverend in the church, some would even call it blasphemy and the lad needed to be disciplined a bit. And by this time he started to go behind Bob's back and contact other church members.

Quote:

Hello Rev. Andrew stegn,
I am Brother Rushforth from Nigeria who had accident in Chad 2011 for the TWAT church, i saw your mails in my box, please i will like to have a word with you.

Thanks Rushforth.

I sent out my slap and then i received this.

Quote:

Rev. Bob, I ddon't mean bad word to you please, I am sorry for that, I
don't mean to insult you.

Rushforth.

After this i send him to the High Inquisitor that was attending a conference in Douala to sort out the details for the safari... eh monetary reimbursement. I sent it along with this warning.

Quote:

No problem Rushforth. I understand that you do not mean to isult me and I am not insulted. Not personally nor on the account of the church. I am just telling you to be careful with what you say to Reverend Crockett, he is not a very forgiving man.

Later today The Dane will tell us more of what has happened since the High Inquisitor became involved personally in Rushforth's case.

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:47 pm

Oh, yes, I shall tell. I shall tell the tale of a "left hand" bait, that turned into a safari. Of course, Dr. Mike did all the hard work, but hey, he's Swedish, so screw him.

At August 10th, I received these two mails from our limp friend:

Rushforth wrote:

Hello Rev. Crockett,

Goodevening sir, I am brother Rushforth from Nigeria, I was asked by Rev. Bob Afett to contact you as regards my compesation fee, please kindly get to me sir.

Thanks Rushforth.

Rushforth wrote:

Hello Rev. Crokett,
Good afternoon sir, I am brother Rushforth from Nigeria, I was asked to contact you regards to my compensation fee and how i will get it please.

Thanks
Rushforth.

And here follows the full correspondance since that date:

Rev. Crockett wrote:

Dear Mr. Rushforth,

It has been a long time. I hope you are at good health, and has recovered from the unfortunate accident you went through.
I can confirm that I am presently stationed in Douala, Cameroon, and that I am authorized to release your compensation for a personal pickup. Kindly get back to me with the date for your arrival, and I shall provide address and travel information for you.

I look forward to hearing back to you.

Sincerely,
Rev. D. Crockett

Rushforth wrote:

Thanks Rev. Crockett, for your concern but the little challenge i have now is that my documents,passport to come over to douala have expired.
So pls if there is any way you can assist me financially for me to validate my documents,if will be so grateful.

Thanks, Rushforth.

Rev. Crockett wrote:

Dear Mr. Rushforth,

As you may remember, it is against the policy of our church to make such transfers, it has to be done in person. The few times we have left that narrow path of faith, things has gone terribly wrong, and evil forces has robbed us. I am afraid that we cannot send the money in any way, but the church will not have a problem with granting a reimbursement for your expenses, if you present the receipts upon arrival in Douala. The amount will of course be added to your compensation.

I will be moving on to Burkina Faso mid september, which roughly gives you about a month to raise the necessary funds and come to pick up your money, If you can't leave before this date, you will have to come and meet me there instead, so I will need to know when and where to expect you.

The Lord will help you through if you deserve so,
Rev. D. Crockett
High Inquisitor

Rushforth wrote:

Thanks Rev. David Crockett,
I underestand you, but what i'm asking is just $1000 to help me come over please.

Rushforth.

Rev. Crockett wrote:

Mr. Rushforth,

As I have already informed you, it is not possible for the Church to transfer money to you due to our rules, nor is it our responsibility to facilitate your trip here. We have offered you a generous compensation - which I feel I must remind you that we weren't obliged to offer you - and I suggest that you consider if it is right of you to look a gift horse in the mouth like this, and demand even more than you have already been offered. You will do good to remember, that the money we are giving to you could do a lot good if it was given to a poor village, and we may still change our minds and do exactly that.

We feel that we have actually done a lot towards giving you satisfaction for your unfortunate journey to Chad, but there are limits to what we will do and stand for. I suggest you make up your mind regarding picking up the compensation soonest.

Sincerely,
Rev. D. Crockett

Rushforth wrote:

Thanks Rev. Crockett for your mail I understood. But i was not asking for more money, I was only saying whether if it will be possible to give me from the main money so that i will have the balance when i come over,but if is not going to be possible as you said, no problem i will try to come to cameroon. Thanks Rushforth.

Rushforth wrote:

Hello Rev. Crockett please where are you now, if in cameroon kindly send to me your phone number let talk please.

Rushfoth.

Rev. Crockett wrote:

Mr. Rushforth,

Yes, I am in Cameroon now. No, you don't need my direct phone number at this point, because we are already corresponding through email, which is a perfectly good channel for communication. I am a busy man, and I don't need you to call me all day long with all kinds of questions and nonsense. If youw ant to ask me something, you can mail me.
I would like to add, that at this point, I am getting quite leary of this. You have been offered a compensation, and it is up to you whether you are interested in getting it or not. IF you want to get it, you are more than welcome to come here to our office in Douala. If not, it is just a matter of letting me know, and I will donate the amount to a new well and a new school for the villagers of Arbinda in Burkina Faso.

Rev. D. Crockett
High Inquisitor

Rushforth wrote:

Thanks Rev. Crockett for your mail, please I will come over as I said before, and could you please send to me the address where I will meet with you.

Thanks Rushforth.

Rev. Crockett wrote:

Mr. Rushforth,

The address is as follows:

The Watchtower Apocalyptic Testament, Cental African Aid Center
285 Rue du Soleil et la Lune
Douala
Cameroon

Note, that you will need to be here before September 16th, at which date I will be leaving Cameroon, first for 2 weeks of work in Congo, and then 3 months in Burkina Faso. I will need to know the exact day of your coming, so I can make time in my schedule for you.

Sincerelty,
Rev. D. Crockett
High Inquisitor
The Watchtower Apocalyptic Testament

Rushforth wrote:

Thanks Rev. Crockett, I have received the address and i will mail you on Wednesday or Thursday to tell you the day i will be coming.

Thanks Rushforth.

Rushforth wrote:

Goodmorning Rev. Crockett, I have been ill of malaria since, that is why you have not hear from me all this while, please immediately i'm back home from the treatement i will let you know when i will be coming.

Thanks Rushforth.

Rushforth wrote:

Goodevening Rev. Crockett, sorry for not been hearing from me since, it is because i'm sick.

Please i will be coming to douala on tuesday being 10 of september, so please comfirm to me if the date is ok so that i could be sure of the date please. Thanks Rushforth.

Rev. Crockett wrote:

Mr. Rushforth,

I confirm the receipt of your mail. I also confirm, that I am available on Tuesday, September 10th. I will await your arrival at the address I gave you, and I will make sure to have the amount ready in cash.

Sincerely,
Rev. D. Crockett

Rushforth wrote:

Thanks very much Rev. Crockett for your reply, I Apreciate and hope to meet with you.
Thanks Rushforth.

Then yesterday...

Rushforth wrote:

Dear Rev. Crockett,

Please i have been looling for the address you gave to me since morning i came to DOUALA CAMEROUN. Please kindly give to me the phone line so as to reach you and know how to come to that place........ I am at carrefour Anatole right now and you can reach me with 976xxxxx .

Thanks Rushforth

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Silence.

Rushforth wrote:

Please Rev Crockett send to me your number so that i can call or the church number so that, bike can take me to the place:

P LEASE GIVE TO ME THE CHURCH NUMBER? THE PEOPLE HERE ARE SAYING THAT THIS ADDRESS IS NOT CORRECT.

The number is +237976xxxxx. You can get me now with this number please

Rushforth.

Rev. Crockett wrote:

I've only just seen your mail now. I tried to call your number, but it doesn't seem to go through, is that a local Cameroon number?

Rev. Crockett

Rushforth wrote:

Dear Rev. Crockett, Please send to me your number so i can call you, i have been looking for the address since morning as i said before. The number you could reach me with is this +237976xxxxx is a cameroun number.

The people here says that the address is not correct, please how do i get to meet with you or could you give to me one of the church members number.

Rushforth.

Rushforth wrote:

Dear Rev. Crockett,

Please the address you gave to me is not locateble; i could not find it; could you please send to your phone number so that the bike men could take to the place.

The number to call with is this +237976xxxxx. Pls send me a phone number that is what the bike men here said; for them to speak with you and to the place.
Rushforth.

Rev. Crockett wrote:

Mr. Rushforth,

I am in an important meeting right now, I thought you would come yesterday. I won't be out of the meeting until later this afternoon, but I will call you as soon as I get the opportunity.

Rev. Crockett
High Inquisitor

Rushforth wrote:

Please kindly send to me you number; i want to speak with you pls.
Rushforth..

What, he thinks I'd break off an important meeting because of a crippled vagabond?!? Laughing

Rev. Crockett wrote:

I tried to call you several times since 4 PM, but your phone is switched off. What is going on, is this some kind of game??? You want me to call you, and then you don't keep your phone open? What is this joking about??

Rev. Crockett
High Inquisitor

Rushforth wrote:

Dear Rev. CROCKETT. What do you want me to do now; cos i will be going back to NIGERIA tomorrow since no one is coming to pick pe up or give the phone number that could take me to the address.

Rushforth

So we called him... Twisted Evil

https://soundcloud.com/thedane419/11-time-19-05-03-crockett-vs

Easiest pith ever.

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 6:25 pm

I cannot believe how easy this was-and I can't get my lads to leave the cafe!

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 8:25 pm

Further update:

Rushforth wrote:

Dear Rev. CROCKETT

Please the phone is not off as you say it is on since morning why offing the please send to me the adderss on my mail please and try to call back

Rushforth.

I replied...

Rev. Crockett wrote:

I have tried to call you back, it says the line is not available.
Once again, the address is:

The Watchtower Apocalyptic Testament, Cental African Aid Center
285 Rue du Soleil et la Lune
Douala
Cameroon

Please try to find it. I don't have any drivers I can send for you.
I will only be able to pick you up myself at Place de Gerard Depardieu between 6 and 6.30 PM, in case you still can't find it. But please be there on time, because I have to go to Korup tomorrow morning, and I won't be back until Friday.

Rev. Crockett

Let's hope he makes it on time. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

wow, you safaried him again?

and yes, he walks quite good... this person in adre really helped him...

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 2:25 am

Capone wrote:

I cannot believe how easy this was

Dr. Mike and TD certainly make it LOOK easy... Laughing

Another great one guys!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 4:18 am

This guy sure is one of the most relentless criminals that just cannot seem to get it through his head that, "Crime does not pay." His Adre experience, and the months of selfless Good Samaritan charity of the doctor there was not enough to convince him to change his ways. He blames God for failing him as he continues to try to steal from people. I'm hoping that he enjoys the Chimpanzee Camp at Korup Park. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 10:26 am

TheDane wrote:

Easiest pith ever.

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 10:31 am

Great safari guys. Rushforth is a quality lad, so try not to lose him too many times. Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 Jan 2010 Posts: 353

Excellent! Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:07 pm

I guess this Lad just likes to travel! Laughing

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:23 pm

^ Well, if he does, he sure has an odd way of showing it... Laughing

After a day of silence, I called him early this evening... Laughing

https://soundcloud.com/annachl/rushforth-rant-from-douala

And then he hung up! Why, if Rev. Crockett wasn't a man of God, I'd have a good mind to cancel his compensation!

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 10:07 am

He is more pissed than he ever was in Chad. He called Bob and started to rant away, loud. This was an incoming call to my cell and Rushforth took his time. After a minute it struck me that i should probably switch this on to speaker so that i could record it. So i did. But when recording incoming calls to your cell with your microphone the quality isn't top notch. But i think you will enjoy this anyway. Very Happy

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/P9lili-i/Rushforth_vs_Bob.html?

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 10:20 am

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Dr Mike: This is the same problem you had in Chad

What? Another horrific accident? Cool

Rushforth is a legend!

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 10:47 am

He also didn't enjoy it when i asked him if he had problems with directions.

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 8:09 pm

What a poor idiot Mr. Green

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:18 am

Rushforth is addicted to travel so do indulge him. Razz

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:33 pm

He is indeed, When Dharma called him yesterday he felt that he needed to go on a another safari in a few weeks when he had gotten a replacement for his lost passport and had gathered some cash. He wanted to go, he was just a bit "financially down" right now.

Hear the call here

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:25 pm

That call is fantastic, Rushforth is so eager to comply.

He is behaving like a victim!

Reverend Croocked has made an impression too but he trusts Dharma more Laughing

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 5:06 pm

Yes, Dharma have the sweet voice of an angel, at least judging on how the lads react to it.
I see a split in the church in the near future, different fractions that have different ways for Rushforth to collect his cash. And of course he will be caught in the middle. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:58 am

Fantastic bait, great job you are doing. The lad should be fortunate to have the churche to come to his rescue. just love church baits specially when the lads think they are takinbg advantage of the good of the church Laughing

Congrats I know what it takes to carry a bait such as the one you have clapping

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 12:39 pm

Ok, here is what happened to the poor lad Mr. Green

Quote:

Hello Rev. Andrew,
Gudafternoon sir, thanks very much for your call yesterday as i wait your mail regards to our conversation.

I let him stew for a few days. He couldn't wait any longer and sent this:

Quote:

Hello Rev. Andrew,

Goodafternoon Rev. Andrew, sir, I been expecting your mail regards to our telephone conversion. Hoping to hear from you soon.

Now, time to unleash our secret weapon aka CryHavoc:

Quote:

Dear Rushforth

I have made some inquires and what happened in your case is unacceptable and reflects poorly on the management by the Rev Bob and the High Inquisitor. This is something I won't tolerate, and intend not only to provide with you with all the assistance you need, but also to protect the T***Church reputation.
My personal accountant , Mr Ilya *******, has taken over your file and has been instructed to handle you with maximum care.
He's now in London to finalise the papers needed for the opening for our autumn Charity Youth Mission in Korup National Park, Cameroon.
He will leave London to Douala next Wednesday. I attached a copy of his ticket so you know his exact schedule.

This is his current contact details:
Name: Ilya ******
Email address:***********
Phone number: +4478*******
His address in Cameroon:
T*** Charity Youth Mission (TCYM), Korup National Park, Mundemba, Cameroon.
Phone number: +237*******

You can call him now or wait until he arrives in Douala so you can reach him using the Mission local number.
Due to the Church regulations I can't authorize donations without a personal meeting to establish good faith and sign in person the partnership forms.

Mr Ilya will be taken care of all your logistic expenses, provided that you give him the needed receipts. I've instructed him to donate $120,000 in our Church behalf. However, you will be required to send me regular updates about your work in Nigeria. I demand at least one report per week to show me your progresses.

This arrangement has been officially tied to your name (***** Rushforth) in our database. Please accept my apology for the past fruitless efforts and I welcome you to our Mission.

Please try to establish contact with Mr Ilya as soon as you can.
Thanks and God bless.
Rev Andrew ****

Head of the T** Church Committee,
Houston, United States
Copy to Mr Ilya

The lad has made it again. I don't know how, but I think CH owes us an explanation Laughing

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Ilya the Accountant wrote:

Mr Rushforth,

As you know I have been asked by Rev Steyn to look at your file and ensure you recieve the expenses owed and handle the donation of $120,000 on the Churches behalf. Well, I have finished reading your file and I am shocked! As you know I shall be Arriving in Cameroon on Wednesday and I am to meet with you at the Charity Youth Mission in Cameroon and ensure that you recieve the monies owed to you there. I look forward to meeting with you and resolving this horrific situation once and for all.

Rushforth wrote:

Hello Mr. Ilya,
Goodmorning sir, I have received your mail with thanks and contant well noted.

As i told Rev. Andrew, i am finanicaly down for now, but i'm trying to see what i will do to come over to Cameroon, i asked him to assist me with some money, this is because of the loss of my international passport which i have to get back before coming, and i will pay him back before leaving Cameroun.

I will be gotten intouch for you to know when i will be coming.

Rushforth.

Apparently he'd left his passport in a hotel room, and it was gone when he returned. Oh well.

Rushforth wrote:

Hello Mr. Llya,
Goodafternoon sir, please i want to know if you have arrival Cameronu as you said?

Ilya wrote:

Mr Rushforth,

Further to our telephone call this evening, I am now in Korup National Park in Cameroon. Please call me on my personal roaming mobile number <snip>, and let me know when you expect to be in Douala as the sooner this matter is resolved the better for all parties involved.

Rushforth wrote:

Thanks for your mail as i am prepareing to come over, but it is about my passport it is not ready yet, i was thinking it we be ready this week but let see before weekend.

Ilya wrote:

Mr Rushforth,

I am still in Korup National Park with your money waiting for you. Has there been any news regarding your passport? Please let me know how things are progressing.

Rushforth wrote:

Hello Mr. Llya,
I don't know how i will get to cameroun right now, the immigration here are saying that it will take me more than two months to get another passport, because of i loss the first one, that i have to go to Abuja for the process.

I am thinking if it could be possible for me to come with an I.D card, but if i have to come with an I.D card you will please come to Douala to pick me up, after i have called you for you to know where i am.

Please get back for me to know what to do next. You can reach me also with this number if the first one is not going.
<snipped>
Mr Rushforth,

Ilya wrote:

While I do have other tasks to carry out while I am here, the main point of my being here is to give you the money that belongs to you. As such I will need some notice to leave Korup National Park before meeting you in Douala. Let me know when you expect to arrive in Douala so I can make the appropriate arrangements.

Rushforth wrote:

Hello llya,

I will be cming nest week, i will call you before comig to give you the date.

Rushforth.

Ilya wrote:

Mr Rushforth,

That is welcome news! I await your phone call and your arrival.

Rushforth wrote:

Hello Mr. Llya,
Thanks for your mail, I appreciate you and Rev. Andrew courage. I will call you on monday to update you more about my coming on tuesday.

And last night as promised he called from Cameroon to tell me he wasn't in Douala yet. He was in Douala this morning, and currently heading towards Korup National Park. Without a passport. Laughing

Along with Dharma and Dr Mike we called Rushforth this morning. Here's the link.
http://www.4shared.com/mp3/0sML8Klt/Rushforth_DOES_it_again.html

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 2:19 pm

Excellent news. Dear old Rushforth usually come through, when he says he is coming he comes, and he doesn't make too much fuss over it.
I do hope he makes it to Korup to see the chimpanzees, he would like that. But sadly for him there has been some new development.

The High Inquisitor Rev. Crockett have gotten wind that Rushforth is going back to Cameroon to get his cash, and he thinks himself the one to give the compensation. And when it comes to the church, Corckett's word is usually the law.

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Masochistic lad says,

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No problem.

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