Medical director/doctor turns to murder!

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Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:52 am

Long responses by the lads, but some are pretty funny if you have the time to go through them. I am also very abusive in this bait, but they just won't quit! Enjoy!

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-----Original Message-----
From: Maria Bettina Jones
Sent: Saturday, April 07, 2012 7:15 AM
Subject: Hi

Greetings,

With due respect, I thank the Almighty God for this strength that He has given to me to contact you. My name is Mrs.Maria Jones, 41 years old,from Albany, new york,USA. A dying woman, who has been diagnosed with 'esophageal cancer' 2years after the death of my husband Mr.Gilbert Jones, a gold merchant who left me without a child to inherit everything he owned!. My doctors have confirmed to me precisely that i will not live long due to this deadly illness, that was why i decided to WILL/donate what i have to a good and trust worthy person for the good work of humanity, to help the motherless, less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows, as my husband brothers conspired and poisoned him to acquire his property!.

kindly send me your names and complete details via my private email address [email protected] so that i will give you the full details on how the funds can be transfer to you for my desire purpose.

Best regards and i awaits for your response asap,
Yours Sincerely,Maria Betty Jones.

Apr 20. This is a pretty tired format, but I guess I had nothing else, so finally I reply half-heartedly.

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Dear Mrs Jones,

I have read your sad email, are you still alive?
If so, I will like to help you.
I do lots of good works for humanity, such as less privilige and such windows.
Pleasehurry and make arrangement for me to visit you at once.

Regards,Jack

She waits ten days to reply...

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Dear Jack,

Thanks so much for written to me, I am glad, Now i will like to introduce my self to you properly including my honest proposal to you. My name is Mrs.Maria Betty Jones, 41 years old, A dying woman, who has been diagnosed with 'esophageal cancer' 2years after the death of my husband Mr.Gilbert Jones, a gold merchant who left me without a child to inherit everything he owned!. My doctors have confirmed to me precisely that i will not live long due to this deadly illness. I will like to explain my proposal to you in full details. what i want you to do for me now is for you to stand as a trusful partner to me and help me to receive my late husbands fund which he deposited in a private security company in London, and the fund worths 3.5million pounds. i will personally put you in contact with the security company accredited attorney and ask him to prepare all the legal necessary papers in your name as the rightful receiver/beneficiary of my late husbands fund, to enable the security company in London to transfer my late husbands wealth to you over there in your country legally and successfully for my desire purpose, as soon as you receive the wealth of 3.5million pounds from the company in London i will like you to use some of the wealth to do the good work of humanity, to help the motherless, less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.

These are the only required informations which i needed from you:

1, Your full name;
2, Your contact address;
3, Your direct telephone number;
4, Your occupation;
5, Your origine country;
6, Age:

I will like you to fill the above informations of your self for me so that i will kindly put you in contact with the accredited attorney immediately to enable there solicitor to assist you obtain all the legal required certificates or documents of these legal transaction to proceed immediately without wasting of time, because i do not have much time to spend in this world any longer, just as the medical specialist told me somedays ago due to the bad condition of my health. As soon as i receive the above required informations from you i will personally put you in contact with the security company accredited attorney in London immediately for the legal process of transferring of my late husbands fund to you for the purpose of humanitarian service just as i wish.

I awaits for your immediate response with the above required informations of yours so that i will put you in contact with the security company accredited attorney immediately to enable the transaction to proceed without any delay, because i do not have much time to spend in this world any longer, just as the medical specialist told me.

Thanks and best regards, I awaits for your immediate response,
Yours Sincerely,Mrs Maria Jones.

Boring, not interested, let's call it quits now...

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Sounds lilke a bullshit story, no thanks

This time it's a twenty day delay, now Jun 20. Seems likely a new scammer takes over the email account, because they really don't care too much about the previous details. The "esophageal cancer" is gone, replaced by something that needs "dialysis surgery operation", whatever the heck that is. Possibly this a a rookie scammer picking up unwanted scraps. It will be fun for me...

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Good day my dearest one and how are you doing, i hope everything is well with you, my purpose of written this mail to you right now is because i need your help my dear, i am in a very terrible pains and heart broken right now, i do not know who to run to for help and assistance right now, i put all my hope and trust in God and in you Jack, please do not descreat me nor reject my pleading for help, right now the situation of my health is very bad and is getting worst everyday by day, the medical specialist told me that if i do not attend for dialysis surgery operation that i may die any moment from now, i am so much afraid and i do not want to die now, i wants to leave to see the accomplishment of my heart desire humanitarian project before i will die, and right now i do not have any more money left with me here for traetment and medical bills, the worst part of it is that the doctor said that i have to pay 5,200usd for my dialysis surgery registration and i do not even have a dim with me, the only man that i have in my bag now is only 650usd left with me, frankly speaking i really do not know what to do right now and i do not want to tell any other person about this transaction accept you, please my dear i really need your help right now to help me out of this suffering and untimely death, i want you to also help me to recover my late husbands fund and invest it for me properly for the humanitarian project which i already told you, please please and please my dear Jack do not forsake me nor dispoint me, i so much count on you and i have faith and believe that you are going to assist me, may God bless you always and reward time a millions fold for me, Amen.

Thanks and remain bless, i awaits for your immediate response,

Yours sincerely,
Maria Jones.

I admire desperation, I will keep baiting.

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Dear ,

Send me the name of the doctor and the hospital at once, I will take care of your bill.

It is very terrible what this country is come to, I cant believe they treet you like that.

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Hello my dearest one Mr Jack,

Thank you so much for your generousity and kindness, i am so grateful and happy to hear that you will help me pay for my dialysis surgery operation bill which is 5,200usd, i am so grateful and thankful in my heart, may God bless you and reward you for me. The name of my department doctor is Dr. Austine Romanus, and the name of the hospital is Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center 1275 York Avenue, Manhattan, and the medical specialist e-mail address is ( [email protected] ). please kindly get in contact with him and send the fee to him so that i will enter the surgery room immediately for my dialysis operation asap before i die in this terrible sickness, my heart is paining me so much everyday and all my bone are weak right now, i just believe that God will use you to heal me and save me out of this urgly situation and illness predicament.

May God almighty reward you for your kindness help and assistance towards me and gives you long life and good health, Amen. I awaits for your immediate update, my dear Jack if you give this help to me i will forever be grateful to you till the rest of my life, i promise you with all my heart.

Thank you and may God reward you for your generousity,Amen.

Yours sincerely, Mrs. Maria Jones.

His name is Austine Romanus but his email is "Rommy", sounds like a very laid back doctor!

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Dr Dr Rommy,

How are you today? I am writing to you in concern of your patient, my dear freind betty jones who has esophagail cancer at your hostpital Memorial ASloan Kettiering Cancer Center in your city Manhattan. She is in urgent need of dialsis surgery to remove her cerebellum from her rectal passage way, cost of the operation is $5,200usd. I want to rest you assure I will pay for this urgent surgery for my dear freend maria betty who is like a mother to me, let me know the best way so she can get her needed surgery urgently.

Thanks and god bless your soil.

This dude is going to teach me all kinds of medical nonsense, apparently using Google to impress me.

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Compliment of the day to you Jack,

I read and understood the content of your e-mail. As a professional medical director and in respect of your e-mail, I wants to let you to know that the present health condition of your friend, mother Mrs Maria Bettina Jones is very bad right now and she needs urgents surgery which i adviced, she is currently suffering from Ductal Carconoma In Situ, The medical profession typically refers to this form of cancer as DCIS. According to BreastCancer.org, this is the most common non-invasive form of breast cancer. It develops inside the milk duct, and has spread into surrounding areas of the breast, it is non-invasive, having a diagnosis of DCIS increases the likelihood of developing breast cancer again, later. The dialysis surgery fee is only 5,200usd and it has to be to send direct to our accountant manager through the fastest means of sending money called Money Gram or Western Union Money Transfer. The name and address of our accountant manager is:

Name: Mr Anderson Harris.
Address: 1275 York Avenue, Manhattan, New York.

You are advice to send the surgery fee of 5,200usd to the name and address of our accountant manager which i stated above, and kindly send us the Money gram or Western Union payment slip or informations of payment as soon as you send the fee just as i said above so that our accountant manager will get the fee from the local agent here and we will proceed immediately with the urgent treatment and surgery of your friend and mother Mrs Maria Jones as fast as possible without any delay, for the safety of Mrs Jones life and Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center promise to give the best of our effort service to every of our patient.

Wishing you all the best and quick recovery to your friend and mother Mrs Jones,

Your affectionately,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

Esophageal cancer is so boring, glad the doctor cleared things up. Now I am interested in this bait!

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Rommy,

Good news! I have extra time and the money to affort the trip! I willbe driving to Manhattan tomorrow, to directyl give the money to your account manager! Please let her know I will be at her adress at 2:00 PM.

Kind regards, Jack

Surprise, this will not work...

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Compliment of the day Jack,

Our hospital do not have offices to receive visitors that are not patiants and our accountant manager dont stay here in at hospital all days, he only comes to give account to the board of director and go home, all our payments are to be made online either bank account nor fatest means of sending money to abroad called Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram, as soon as we receive payment slip nor payment refference informations we forward it to our accountant manager immediately and he will go to any of the local money agents around and get the money while we commence with our treatment immediately. I am sorry to let you know that our medical cancer center do not allow visitors in our hospital, unless it was approved by the medical department director, we are doing this for the safety and security of our patiants, i hope your friend Mrs Maria Jones will tell you about the rules and regulation of Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center.

Thanks for your understanding and have a blessed day ,
Yours affectionately,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

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Very well then, send me the invoice and I will pay it with credit card, instant payment.

Regards, Jack

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Hello my dearest one,

Greetings to you and how are you doing?, i am sorry for my delay response to your e-mail due to the bad situation of my health presently i can not be able to stand up from the sick bed and check my mail box everyday, i am really very happy after i finished reading your e-mail which you send to the medical specialist Dr Austine Rommy and hope by the almighty name of God the medical specialist Dr Austine Rommy is going to respond to you immediately and tells you how you will send the required surgery fee to them immediately so that i will be going for my dialysis suregry as fast as possible before i die of pains and heart broken. please my dear i will like you to do everything possible to save my life and make me to be healed and well again, i promise you that i will forever be grateful with you and God almighty will surely reward you and bless you for your kindness help and support to save my life, please my dear Jack i will like you keep me inform as soon as you pay the fee to the medical specialist Dr. Austine Rommy as he will instructed you and hope that soonest i will be well once the surgery is done and i promise to pay you back for saving my life, may almighty God bless you and gives you good health and happiness always, Amen.

Please my dear i will like you to reply to me and keep me updated so that i will know my faith in God and when i will going for my breast cancer surgery for the saving of my life.

Thanks so much and remain bless, i awaits for your e-mail update,
Yours sincerely, Mrs. Maria Jones.

Got it, it is not esophageal cancer, it is not dialysis (or dailysis) surgery, it is breast cancer surgery. But I don't like the doctor, er, medical specialist...

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Rommy is an asshole, I am sorry you have such a shithead for a docotr, he sucks dicks in hell.

Please please get another doctor, not such anasshole like rojmmy, he is no good bastard

Jun 25

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My dearest one Jack,

Why did you said that i should get another doctor and what did Dr. Rommy do that makes you call him such names?, i am really sorry if Dr. Austine Rommy sounds hash nor complicative to you during your conversation with him, but i never know Dr. Austine Rommy as a bad doctor, he always take care of me and other helpless patiants here in this hospital, but the only problem which i find out in Dr. Austine Rommy is that he did not give space nor free chance to people mostly when his urgent assistance is needed, because he is the medical specialist that is incharge of my ward and the hospital activities, but please my dear Jack never mind his character nor attitude my dear because he is not the one that is sick and he really do not understand the diffculties and pains which i am passing through right now, but all i am asking you is to please forget about the behaviour of Dr. Rommy and go ahead to give me the urgent assistant which i needed from you as fast as possible because my health condition is getting worst everyday by day and i am afraid that i may die any moment if i do not attend for my dialysis surgery as fast as possible, please help me to pay for my dialysis surgery fee today so that by tomorrow i will be enterring the thearter for my operation dialysis to know if i will survive or not, but i promise to pay you back and reward you so highly onces i survive this sickness, i promise you with all my heart that i will love you and share my life and happiness with you for saving my life.

Thanks and remain bless,
Yours sincerely,
Mrs Maria Jones.

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Compliment of the day Mr Jack,

Good morning to you and how was your weekend and your family?,. I apologies for not replying to your e-mail since on Sarurday because i went home for weekend holidays. Please i want you to kindly open the above attachement and you see our hospital medical report invoice which you requested. Be rest assured that our medical department will proceed with the treatment of your friend and mother Mrs Maria Bettina Jones once we confirm the receipt of Mrs Maria Bettina Jones surgery payment fee of $5,200usd only just as i told you in my previous e-mail.

Once again i guarantee you the best of our service to your friend Mrs Maria Jones and her quick recovery..

He sent a very lame single-item invoice...

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You cold-blooded bastard, you will not operate until you are paid? Are you some kind of blood-sucking leach? Don't you know that we have ObamaCare in this country? Do the operation first and then you will get paid!

This is my final offer.

Regards, Jack Schitt

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Compliment of the day Mr Jack,

Thanks so much for your insults and calling me cold blooded-bastard, but for your information i want you to know that the person you called a cold blooded bastard is the one responsible to save your friends life, but not without the fee been paid properly because this is not a general medical center nor Obama care, so kindly bear in mind that your friend Mrs Maria Jones might die any moment from now if she didnt go for her surgery as fast as possible, and the hospital management is not responsible for her treatment because she has been owing this hospital some amount of money, so for this reason she wont receive further treatment if she did not pay.

Have a nice day and once again thanks so much for calling me a cold blooded bastard,

Yours faithfully,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

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If she dies, it is all your fault, cold-blooded bastard.

Fuck you, you will not get one cent from me until AFTER the operation is successful.

Awaiting, Jack

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My dearest one Jack,

Greetings to you and how are you doing?, i just manage to write an e-mail to you this early morning because i did not sleep yesterday night due to the pains of this illness, i really do not like to disturb people with my own personal problems because i felt ashame and shy to tell someone about me and my condition of health, but i took strong decision to contact you and ask you in the name of God almighty to help me and save my life, i really do not want you to see me as a disturbance to you, please my dear help me and save my life, the doctors has turn there back on me and abandon me here since the last 3days till this moment none has attended to me nor care to give me ordinary paracetamol capsule to drink, all this was because of money, i have spend all the money that i have with me and right now i am short of money because of this my health condition, but i have inheritance in London which i will also like you to help to receive and invest for me, my dear Jack i am crying right now like a babe and asking for your financial assistance right now to save my life because i do not want to die childless nor young, and i know that know amount of money can make a dead man to be alive again, this was the reason why i am pleading for your help and assistance now that i am still alive and i promise you with all my heart that i will surely pay you back in any way i can as soon as i am save and free from this critical sickness, i will forever be happy and grateful to you Jack if you save my life, and God almighty will surely reward you and keeps you healthy and gives you long life.

Thanks and i hope to read your response,
Yours sincerely,
Mrs Maria Jones.

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I will send the police to you, they will force the greedy bastard doctors to do the operation in the name of Obama. Send me your room number and the name of the hospital and address if you know that and also the names of the doctors and nurses there.

Please huryy, time is not on your side.

June 28

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My dearest one Jack,

I read your e-mail and i understand how you feel, please you dont have to go to that extent of calling police for the doctors and nurses because it is not really there fault, they have been helping me and i have spent a very long time here in this hospital and i am owing them so much money right now, so if the hospital managements refuses to render this dialysis surgery for me uncredit i think it is not really a thing to be annoyed with because before God and man the hospital management is very good and they have render so many credits services to me, my dear Jack please i want you to calm down your mind and understand that this is a private hospital and they have there rules and regulations, and know society will ever like to go against there rules and regulations, i really accepts everything right now and i am not blamming any body but the death that took away my husband and live me all alone in this bad situation, i can not blame God and i can not balme man, but all i can say to you Jack is to please forget about everything and please send the required amount to the hospital accountant just as they told you so that they will agree to stay urgent and immediate traetment to me, i promise you that if i survive this sickness i will forever be grateful to you and i will surely pay you back in any way i can. please trust me and do this favor for me my dear for the sake of my life and for the sake of God, i promise you that God almighty will surely reward you in multiple folds.

I wants to take a rest right now, i wish you a blessed day and i awaits to hear your response.

Thanks and remain bless,
Yours sincerely,
Maria Jones.

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Maria,

Please rest assure and let our minds be free, I will help you like no other man. I will drive to the hospital tomorrow in person to see your condition for myself, then I will decide how we should call the police or not.

With love, Jack

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My dearest one Jack,

I am so glad and grateful for your kind promise and response my dear Jack, but i want you to know that this hospital management do not allow people to visit the patiants in this hospital except only the visiting days which is 15th of every month, this hospital is very very strick and there rules are so complicating, since i was in this hospital know one has ever visited me here, the hospital is very calm and quiet, they do not allow visitors or strangers to visit the hospital, and right now know one agree to visit my room nor gives me any further treatment because i am owing the hospital management so much money right now and for this reason they refuse to operate on me without the fees been accurately. My dear Jack i am really tired and very very tired of life right now, i do not know what else to do right now, is like i will just give up and accept the death to come and take me because this world is very uncomfortable and difficult for me to live in right now, i feel all alone and helpless right now, may God help me, my dear i so count on you help right now and i promise to see always and be with you once i am save and alive.

Thanks and may God bless you always,
Yours sincerely,
Maria Jones.

It is now June 29, but I guess I can wait until visitor day...

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Dear Maria,

I am looking forward to seeing you on the 15th.
What is your room number?

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My dearest one Jack,

My room number is room 6, but my dear Jack are you saying that i will remain like this in this pains and none receiving of treatment till 15th of next month?, is that what you mean Jack?, if it is what you mean i am really dissapointed to tell you that if you come here on the 15th what you will see is my dead body, i bet you, is like you really do not understand what i am passing through right now, you dont understand what is breast cancer and the pains thats why you are saying all this, my dear forget about money, money is nothing to compare with LIFE, know amount of money can make a dead man to raise again, so i think if you really wants to help to save somes life nor solve some ones problem, always know that first thing you will have in mind is God, Trust and huminity, reward is from the lord most high, i dont know what else to tell than to trust me and send this surgery fee to this hospital possibly today so that by tomorrow or next i will be enterring the surgery room for my dailysis surgery, so that on the 15th you will come and meet me alive and happy, from there i will show my gratitudes and compensation to you for helping saving my life, please my dear Jack, right now i am seriously in pains and for almost 5days now i have not been receiving treatments here due to the high rate bill which i am owing the hospital management, but i know and i am 100% very very sure that i will pay all my dept as soon as i am heal and alive, but right now i am weak and tired, i am really afraid right now because i dont know if i will live to see next week, but if i do i will i give all thanks to God, Jack i really do not know who are in person but Gods leads me to you and tells me to ask you for financial assistnace and help that you are going to help me to save my life and him God almighty will reward you for that, please Jack i want you to just close your eyes and contact the hospital management and send these surgery fee to them for the saving of my life and showing of human kind.

May God bless you always and gives you long life.

Thanks and i awaits to read from you,
Yours sincerely,
Maria Jones.

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I will be happy to pay the fee, after the surgery so I know it is successfull, if the idiot doctor does a bad job and you die, why should i pay that asshole my hard earn money? so dear tell that qualified idiot he will be paid immediately ii know you are ok

for now due to your pain you should be get free drugs due to obamacare the law was passed so dont worry about that, just tell them you want your free obamacare drugs at once.

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My dearest one Jack,

Greetings to you and thanks so much for your care and effort assistance towards me and my health condition, i so much appreciate your efforts and ideas towards the important of my recovery, frankly speaking i so appreciate for your concern towards my health disease and my recovery, i pray that God almighty will surely bless you and reward you. Dear Jack i wants to let you to know that i talked with the hospital medical head of doctors today concerning what you said in your e-mail and the medical head of director told me clearly today that i am just wasting my time and playing with my life because there hospital has a very strick rules and regulations because it is none governmental hospital and they complain so much of dept which people are owing them and not paying up till now, this was why there hospital never advance any surgery nor treatments without advance payment nor complete payment, my own case is very difficult according to the medical specialist because my surgery has to be done by well qualified doctor and not just a new doctor, and he assures me 95% survival of the surgery, but if it has that i did not make it again the surgery fee will be refunded to you completely by the hospital. But the medical director gives me assurance me that i will make the dialysis surgery but there is know way the hospital management can allow any patiants to attend such surgery without the proper fee been paid, either advance payment of 50% nor complete payment of the surgery before i can be allowed to attend the dialysis operation that will save my life and keeps me alive and healthy again, my dear this hospital is very good hospital and they are given there patiants very good services only that they have a very strick and difficult rules, but apart from this the hospital is a very good private hospital that gives good treatment to people and save peoples life which i am seeing with my 2 eyes here, i have been here in this hospital for a very long time and i know that it is by there effort and good services that makes me to be alive up till now, and i have the believe in me that with the hospital total service and treatment i am going to survive this dialysis sugery, this was the reason why i do not want you to make problem with this hospital so that they will not reject me and gives me bad treatment instead of good one, please Jack for the sake of my life and for the save of my life please i wants you to forget about money and think about my life, just close eyes and send this required surgery fee of 5,200usd to Dr. Austine Rommy immediately so that he will start my dialysis surgery immediately and i promise you that once i survive i will pay you back with a very big interest and big love, but if i die during the surgery nor after the surgery the hospital management will refund your money to you complete just as the medical director said.

Please Jack i am beging you in the name of God almighy to help me to save my life now and makes me to receive the best treatment of this hospital during this dialysis surgery, i promise you that i will forever remain grateful to you and i will surely show my appreciation and gratitudes to you for helping saving my life, and also God almighty will surely bless you and reward you for saving a life of a widow like me, just give me a try trust Jack and see what God almighty can do, this is all i can say my dearest one Jack, please Jack i count so much on you right now to help me pay for my dialysis surgery and i promise you that you will never regret.

Thanks so much and may God almighty reward you for your kindness and humanity,
Yours sincerely,
Mrs Maria Jones.

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Dear,

Have the hostpital/doctor send me the SIGNED AGREEMENT that if you die I will not be liable for payment.

Without this document, I cannot help you at this point, so do your best. Also I am not sending the full payment $5200 are you daft?

I am only sending half payment $2500 so tell the greedy bastarts that you love so much about this.

Get back to me with the document.

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My dearest one Jack,

Greetings to you and how are you doing?, i read your e-mail and the i understood all you said except asking me if i am daft, but anyway i really understand how you feel right now and also how hard it is to pay for someones bill, but my dear Jack please do not be much upset or angry about this, it is really all my fault and my problem, but i am happy to have someone like you that cares for me even without knowing each other in the first place, Jack my promise to you is that God almighty will surely reward you so much for your humanity and kindness assistance towards me, you will never ever regret this Jack, i swear.. and i so much believe that i will not die during this surgery, please lets give a try of faith over this.

Yesterday i discussed with the medical director concerning the hospital guarantee agreement paper which you requested to be sure that your money will be refunded to you if i happens to die before nor after my dialysis surgery, the medical specialist told me that the agreement will be sent to you today once there secretary gets to the hospital he will issue the guarantee agreement certificate and send it to you immediately to enable my immediate urgent surgery to commence asap without any more delay. Once the hospital issue the agreement letter i will also send it to you by my self to show you that i am strongly with you and i believe that this hospital will give me the best of there service and save my life.

Thanks so much and have a blessed day,
Yours sincerely,
Mrs Maria Jones.

July 4

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This is very good news Maria. I hope your operation will be a success!

This from Dr Rommy, but he signs off with the wrong name

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Compliment of the day Jack,

Please kindly open the above attachment and you will a copy of the agreement letter which our hospital reached with your friend and mother Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones.

Best regards,
Memorial sloan-ketterring cancer center.

Some text from the "agreement letter" jpg he sent, signed by the hospital director and the "patiant":

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This agreement was reached on the 4th/07/2012 between the Memorial sloan-ketterring cancer center and Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones, that what ever cost or fees been paid by Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones friend, partner and son name Mr. Jack Schitt shall be refunded to Jack if Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones surgery didn't go successfully, or if victim occurs during the surgery or after the surgery.

This agreement was made with the rightful apperandum and has to be treated with care.

Payments should be made via Western Union Money Transfer to our accountant name and address.

By signing this paper shows that our hospital and our patiants Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones has finally come to a very legible agreement and this agreement must be respected.

I have to admit, it was definitely a good font and very legible. But who is the "victim"? What a brilliant choice of words! Or maybe it was just a "fraudian" slip. In the interest of non-education, I can't call them on this. I must agree!

To Dr Rommy:

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Sir,

I have already notified the hospital of my agreement to agree with your agreement letter.

Meanwhile, the "cancer center" sends the same attachment:

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Compliment of the day Jack,

This e-mail was composed and sent to you by the Memorial sloan-ketterring cancer center just to inform you that our hospital and your friend Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones reached an agreement today been 04/07/2012 that what ever cost or fee you paid for her surgery will be refunded back to you if Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones did not survive her Situ dailysis surgery. Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones ask our hospital to send a copy of this agreement letter to your e-mail address for immediate action and guarantee. Please kindly open the above attachment and you will a copy of the agreement letter.

Best regards,
Memorial sloan-ketterring cancer center.

I send a stock photo, plus their original jpg back to them. There will be no answer to this.

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Madam,

I agree to your agreement with Mrs Maria Jones. I am attaching my photo so you will know me when you see me.

Our fake doctor writes in punctuation hell with excessive commas. Luckily Mrs Jones is also in a comma.

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Good day Mr Jack,

Thanks for your e-mail confirmation. But i think you supposed to send the required surgery fee of Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones immediately you receive the agreement letter yesterday, what else are you waiting for?, or dont you know that your friends life Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones is at risk and in very big danger right now, yesterday night she fainted in her hospital room and up till now she is still in comma because she is not breathing normally anymore. I just want you to know that your friend Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones is in a very very bad situation of health right now and she needs urgent surgery or else she will die, I want to let you to know that if you continue to delay over this issue i am afraid that your friend Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones will die any moment from now because the sickness is really eating her up, her case is very very difficult and Memorial sloan-ketterring cancer center will never accept to advnace her Situ surgery without the surgery required fees been paid complete, or you can pay half of the surgery fee which is 2600usd then after the surgery is succesfully you pay the remaining balance of 2600usd, but apart from this i am very sorry to let you to know that you are just playing with the life of your friend Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones because the Situ has been in her for a long time and if she did not attend her dailysis surgery as fast as possible she will die any moment from now. Many many people has been dying here in our hospital because of this, I am only given you an advice as a good friend and a medical advicer/specialist, because money can not buy life but it can save life..

Sincerely,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

Damn, the health business is tough! You pay, you live...

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Dr,

I am sure you will do the right thing and save Mrs Maria Bettina Jones life.

Thanks you,
Jack

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I am so sorry to let you to know that there is nothing our hospital can do if you did not pay the surgery fee complete nor advance payment.

Regards,
Dr. Austine Rommy

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Her death is on your head, you greedy bastard asshole!!!!!

Fuck You!!!! Fuck you!!!!!

I will send the money at once, you bastard!

July 8, I think they are worried, so both the "cancer center" and the "doctor" contact me.

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08/07/2012.

Compliment of the day Jack,

This e-mail is to inform you that your friend Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones is in a very serious dangerous point of death in the helpless room room 6, I believe. You really don't want this room... right now and the hospital management wants you to know that if you do not pay for Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones sugery fee from now till Wednesday been 10th of this month July, our hospital will take our hands off your friend Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones because she might die any moment from now and there is nothing we the hospital can do about it because the medical specialist that will operate on her surgery will never accept to do that un-credit if the surgery fee is not paid completely nor advance payment of 50%.

Best Regards,
Memorial Sloan-kettering cancer center.

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Well you are the hospital, I am sure you know the best thing to do. I am saving my money now for myself in case I ever need surgery now that I know that the medical specialist must be paid in advance or else I will buy insurance with Obamacare funds, that is the way of the world these days.

Good luck with decision to help Mrs Jones.

Regards,
Jack

Now the doctor...

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Mr. Jack, why are you so insultive and allogant?, why cant you be reasonable for once and act matured just like a matured man you are, i am very ashame of you with your atorm of speech, I am here telling you the present situation of your friends life Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones and the only solution to save her life, instead of you to listen to me as a medical specialist and do what ever i ask you nor advice you to do so that your friend`s life will be save as fast as possible before it will be too late, or are you waiting for me nor the hospital management to pay for your friend dialysis surgery fee for you?, if that is what you are thinking i am very sorry to tell you that you are just wasting your time invain and you are playing with the death of your friend and sister Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones, as i am written this e-mail to you right now i want you to know that Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones will die any moment from now if immediate action is not taken. Jack i want you to kindly send this surgery fee immediately you receive this e-mail just as you are instructed by the hospital management if you really love Mrs Maria Bettina Jones and wants to save her life, because right now as i am written to you she is lying helpless and she is at the point of death right now, she dont talk anymore and her eyes is nomore opening since yesterday, but the test shows that she is still alive, but she might die any day from now if serious action is not taking on her, Jack i dont think you really love this Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones because you are just playing with her life just because of 5200usd for her surgery and for her to be well, Jack remember that if you save this womans life she will never ever forget you for life and she will be grateful to you, i am only a medical specialist and adviser and i will only advice you right now to send the surgery fee of Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones to save her life from this point of death, if you really love her and wants to help her, if not she will just die here helplessly and the hospital management will just take her cops to the cemetary and burry her over there just as they do to other people. I am only showing care and concern to you and your friend Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones because her life is seriously in danger right now and you are going to loose this lovely precious woman if you dont send her surgery fee any moment from now just as the hospital management instructed.

I wish you a happy sunday and good understanding,

Yours faithfully,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

He seems to really care about Mrs Jones. Let's bring him down...

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Dr Rommy,

Mrs JOnes is not my sister, and I dont barely know her, she is an internet stranger who came begging to me, how can I be in love with that? She claims to be a wealthy widow, but here she is a beggar without a dim in some crappy hospital that only works on people with money.

I am very sorry but I cant help all people on the earth. She should try to get her husbands beneficiary as her legal husband she is entitled to his estate. So why is she stuck as a a begger in a shitty hospital?

You are more of her friend than I am, I suggest you try to show kindness and perform the operation, she with be grateful for a lifetime to you.

Regards,
Jack

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You said now that your Mrs. Jones is not your sister, but you are the one that told me in your previous e-mail that Mrs. Jones is your friend, mother and sister, now you denied her just because of money, Okay, you said that you do not barely know Mrs. Jones, that she is just an internet stranger who came begging to you, and you also said that she is a widow, Jack listen to me let me tell you something you dont know in this life, If someone humble his or her self to you and ask you for a posible assistance do not hesitate to assist the person in every way you can because know one knows tomorrow, today you are healthy and wealthy, but you forget that tomorrow you can become sick and poor, dont feel proud to people Jack, always be good and assisting to people, mostly the sick ones. Let me tell you Jack i Dr. Austine has been helping so many uncountable souls and patiants in different hospitals, i help with the best experience of my work as a medical doctor and also i dedicate my self and my time to save people, but what i cant do is fanancing people traatment and surgeries because i am not a rich doctor and i do not have hospital of my own, but i pray that someday i will save some money and build my own hospital to be able to give people the best treatment they deserve, even on credit, because i prefer life than money, there is enough hope for the living. Consigning Mrs. Jones case, Mr. Jack i want you to know that this hospital has so much try for Mrs. Jones and she is owing the hospital management very big amount of money and this was the reason why the hospital management insist that they can not grant Mrs. Jones any more credit untill she pay at least 50% of her hospital bills before she can be allow to partake further treatments, and right now Mrs. Jones is at the point of death and the hospital management do not even care about her death because they value money more than peoples life in this hospital, many many poor souls has been dying innocently here in this hospital simply because they can not afford to pay for a better medical treatment. Mr. Jack i bet you that Mrs. Jones will die any moment from now if know one comes to her help, and me there is nothing i can do to change the hospital management rules and decision, if i do otherwise and questions the rules and decision of this hospital the management will sake me and i will loose my job, this was the reason why i stayed came and royal to this hospital with there wicked rules and regulation till i get some money to build up my own medical center, so that i will show my godliness and humanity to innocent dying souls. Mr. Jack please lets help Mrs. Jones and save her life, she is serious in a very very critical health situation right now and she has been in comma for 3days now, that poor helpless woman will die any moment from now if we continue like this, God knows that i dont have money to pay for her dailysis surgery, if not i will just do it for the sake of God and for the sake of the life of that innocent woman, all i can promise is to do all my best to give her the best treatment once her dialysis surgery is paid just as the hospital management instructed. I am seeing Mrs. Jones every morning and she looks like a wealthy woman truely, but i have never discuss any thing about her life with her, all i know is that right now and presently she needs help and urgent assistance to save her life, i believe she will gets her inheritance if she survive this illness and i hope she will pay her depts.

Mr. Jack Mrs. Jones has trust and confidence in you so much that you will pay for her dailysis surgery to save her life, she even told the hospital management somedays ago that you are her friend and her good partner, she even signed her hospital insurrance paper in your name as her next of kin, i was very surprised to hear you say you dont even know Mrs. Jones in person, and she has so much trust and confidence in you, anyway such is life, as for me Dr. Austine i so much believe in God and in Positive, I am ready to save Mrs. Jones life with my best medical experience and efforts, all i want you to do is to pay for her dailysis surgery fee possibly today and i assure you that after 48hours you will hear a good news, just trust me Mr. Jack and pay for me Mrs. Jones surgery fee immediately so that the hospital management will approve Mrs. Jones dailysis surgery immediately, I promise you that i will not fail you Mr. Jack, i will make all my effort assistance to save Mrs. Jones life and make her come back to life strongly and healthy again by the special grace of almighty God.

Best regards,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

blah blah blah, I could barely read that, could you? I did see that she "looks like a wealthy woman"

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Rommy,

All this time I thought you were a greedy fucking asshole and I was hating your guts for being such a rotten bastard and a total idiot, worse than the grinch, and probably fat, ugly and lazy. But now I see you are a nice guy who was turned into a greedy fucking asshole by the rotten bastards at the hospital you work for.

I think we can work together now, let me know if you agree.
Jack

Oh shit, not the "abandon room"!!!

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Compliment of the day to you Mr. Jack,

Thanks for your understanding, I want you to know that it is not my wish to be in this strict hospital as a medical doctor, but i am just here to see if God can bless me so that i will build my own hospital and help to save poor peoples lifes and souls. Yes Mr. Jack i agreed and i will be very happy to work with you let us save Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones life and move on with a very good friendship if you wants, but right now Mr. Jack let me and you trust each other and join hands together to save Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones life immediately she will die here, i believe that this woman must have a good thing to say if she survives this illness, Today i discussed with the hospital management and i pleaded on behalf of Mrs. Maria Jones for the hospital to grant her this dialysis surgery on credit but the hospital managements and directors insisted and said that they will transfer Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones the poor woman to the public ward by tomorrow because she has acquired so much bill here in this hospital since she run out of cash, since February till now Mrs. Jones has not paid for any treatment up till today been July and the hospital management is not really happy and acceptable to further anymore treatment on Mrs. Jones if she do not pay all her medical treatment bills or atleast pay 50% of her depts to the hospital accountant before the hospital management will give go ahead other for the further treatment and surgery of Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones, If not this poor helpless woman will just die invain here. Mr. Jack Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones so much trust you and she believe that you will surely help her to pay for her hospital bills, i dont know why Mrs. Maria has so much trust and confidence in you despit that she has not seen you nor meet with you in person just as you said, but as for me i believe that this must be a divine direction for you to save this poor womans life because nothing happens for nothing in this world, there is always a sacrifice to pay for riches and good health. Mr. Jack i Dr. Austine Rommy agreed to work with you to save Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones, please Mr. Jack i want you to pay for Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones surgery fee just as the hospital management instructed you so that we will start immediate and urgent dailysis surgery of Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones and i promise you that i will do all my possible best to save this poor womans life, Mr. Jack all you have to do is to send the required surgery fee of 5,200usd immediately so that the hospital management will not take Mrs. Jones to the abandon room by tomorrow been wednesday just as the hospital management said.

Once again i agree to work with you Mr. Jack so that both of us will join hands together and save Mrs.Maria Bettina Jones life immediately before she will die of heart pains here, right now she is no longer eating, talking, nor opening her eyes, this poor woman is seriously in pains and point of death right now, please Jack i want you to forget about this hospital wickedness rules and act, let us concentrate and save this poor womans life Mrs Jones, i believe that you will never regret it because blessed are the merciful for they shall obtain mercy.

Best regards and have a nice day,
Faithfully yours,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

I have an evil plan...

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Rommy,

It is too late to save her now, it is already the 10th of the month and your evil hostipal said they would soon kick her out on the street. What is important is that I am the beneficiary, so if she dies, I will inherit 3.5 million pounds, which is some kind of English money similar to real American money.

If you are my partner, we can both benefit, why should the money go to nobody, as she has no children or husband. Let us split the money, %60 for me and the rest for you. I will act as the beneficiary. Your part is to make sure she dies in the hospital and does not get out on the street. She must not have the operation, you have to put her out of her misery, she is surfering so you would be doing a good deed.

Then you must tell the hospital that as beneficiary I will pay all the old bills, so they will be sure there are no questions about her death. I have thought about this plan for a long time, if you are my true partener I need to know right now, time is not on your side.

Get back to me at once,
Jack

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Compliment of the day Mr. Jack,

I read your e-mail and i understand it very well, what you said makes alot of sence to me and i agree to work with you 100% because i my self i am in need of money to set up my own medical center asap, Mr. Jack just tell me what to do and i am going to do it just as you said, I am 100% ready to work with you if only you can not betray me at the end.. Just go ahead and tell me what i should do right now, because there is no time on our side just as you said, Mrs. Jones might die any moment from now.

Best regards,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

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Partner Rommy,

I am glad you understand the good sense of this. Why waist money on the dead and dying, when we could be doing big things with the money and living our dreams. Here is what you must do:

1. While Mrs JOnes is in comma, go through her personal items, look for things such as bank account names and documents that will name me the beneficiary.
2. If you find these documents, we will have no further need of Mrs JOnes. You will simply give her shot of sleeping sickness and she will die away. Send me a copy of the death certificate.
3. If you can not find documents proof, you will need to give a shot to wake Mrs Jones up with truth serum. Find out where the documents is located, then give her a sleeping shot so she go back into comma, then dead her with sleeping sickness.

Important: Do not let Mrs JOnes leave the hospital until she is fully dead and you have the certificate of death.

Then I will proceed with the documents to claim the beneficiary funds and we will share them together. You will have your hospital and I will live my dream of owning a ranch.

Also important: do not tell anybody else of our plan, it is between you and me only.

Your partener,
Jack

He responds with two attachments and this email

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After i finished reading your e-mail this morning i went in search of the documents in Mrs. Jones file in her bag secretly and i found some documents in Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones file in her bag, i found (two) 2 documents in her file, 1 is the certificate of deposit of the fund 3.5million pounds deposited by her late husband Mr.Gilbert Jones, and also i found an agreement letter issued to Mr. Gilbert Jones by the security and financial company in London, I scanned the 2 documents but the deposit certificate and agreement letter and send it across to your e-mail address immediate for your confirmation, and i also i copied out the contact e-mail address of the security and finance company that is incharge of the deposited fund by Mrs. Jones husband Mr. Gilbert Jones, here is the e-mail address which i found in Mrs. Jones file this morning ( [email protected] ) the name of the financial company is Zip Security and Finance company London, i tried to talk with Mrs. Maria Jones this morning to know if i can get some more informations from her consigning this issue but she is in comma and she can not talk anymore, i do not want any one here in this hospital to find out about this so this was why i left her ward immediately and go back to my duty. Kindly confirm the deposit and agreement documents which i sent to you and tell me if they are useful to us just as you said, so that i will go ahead immediately and give Mrs. Maria Jones 6hours silent killing tablet so that she will die silently and i will send the death certificate to you once she is dead so that you will contact the Zip security and finance company through there direct contact e-mail address immediately and request for the fund release to you as fast as possible just as you wish, I am with you Mr. Jack and i am waiting for your further instructions so that i will dead Mrs. Jones immediately for you to proceed with the claiming of her inheritance from the finance company as fast as possible.

Please Mr. Jack we must keep this strictly confidential and know one else will ever know about it except me and you as partners, and know one else will be involve in this because i am afraid i dont want to loose my wife and two kids, i love them so much and i can do anything to make them happy, kindly get back to me and tell me what else to do.

Ah, the old "6hours silent killing tablet", you really need that in a hospital, just in case the patient took some 5-hour energy shot.

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Rommy,

Thanks for the documents, that is good work on your part. THe bad news is there is nothing to prove I am the beneficiary of Mrs Jones. We need to find out if the attorney at Zip Security did all the legal papers. The good news is the story adds up, we now have proof of Mrs Jones fortune.

Important: Do not kill her yet, we may need to ask more questions before she dies in her comma.

I understand you are scared for your life, do not worry, I will never betray you. I have to go away for a few days to track down some information about Briggs Arthur who signed the agreement for Zip, I may be in London or else have some friends who only know nothing about this deal, just owe me favors.

I will report back to you next Wednesday, keep a low profile and try to keep Mrs Jones alive. If she do die, I think it is still important for us to have the death certificate, and your mind can be at rest that you did not kill her yourself. Don't worry my brother, you will have your hospital and I will have my ranch. Believe!!!

Jack

July 13

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Compliment of the day to you Mr. Jack,

Thanks for your appreciation for my sincere effort, i want you to know that Mrs. Jones is still alive and i am her medical specialist that has full access to her affairs fulltime, Mr. Jack i think since Mrs. Jones is still alive i have given her some powerful injection that will wake her up from the comma and makes her to talk and open her eyes atleast for 18hours, i will have a secret discussion with Mrs. Jones today immediately she wakes up and i will find out from her every informations concerning her and her late husband, i will try to make her to issue a certified letter of partnership and beneficiary on your name, i will tell her a good story that the reason why you refuse to pay for her dailysis surgery up till this moment is because you did not see any paper nor documents that bears your name as her partner and her beneficairy, so for this reason i believe she will make every possible effort and i will issue the paper on your name and she will sign the partnership/beneficiary paper so that you will contact the Zip security through there contact e-mail address and send proof documents to them as the rightful partner/beneficiary of Mrs. Jones inheritance, i guess this will be a very good idea for us Mr. Jack, you dont have to go to London nor ask any body about this issue because i think this suppose to be confidential and you know everyone likes to be interested once it is matter of money, I believe that me and you alone can handle this transaction on air and have it done successfully without any one knows about this, i am afraid of my personality and family, i dont want to go to jail or prison because it will kill my carear and it will makes my lovely wife and my kids to hate me forever. I assure you 100% that i will get all the informations of this deposited money from Mrs. Maria Jones and i will make sure that she will issue the partnership/beneficiary paper today as a proof and authorization to enable you have full access and contact the Zip security company through there contact e-mail address and request for the release of Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones inheritance to you as the rightful beneficiary of the inheritance since the woman is a widow without any kid. I will like you to write me down every informations which you want me to get from Mrs. Maria Jones as soon as she respond to the injection which i have to her 5minutes ago, Mr. Jack i advice you should not go to london in person, or involve any one or let anyone know about this please Mr. Jack, let us handle this transaction on our own through communication, i think it will be more easy and safer for us, I am afraid of loosing my job or loosing my lovely family, what i will promise to you right now is that i will try all my possible best to get all the informations which we needed from Mrs. Jones since she is still alive, i guess we have to be very fast about this Mr. Jack, i really need this money as fast possible so that i will leave this evil hospital and set up my own desired medical center as fast as possible, i will get back to you as soon as i finish my private discussion with Mrs. Maria Jones today once she wakes up, just stay cool and trust me, i will try all my possible best in this issue without any ones cencept nor notice and i believe we will succeed.

Best regards,
Dr. Austine Rommy

Well, at least she can get out of her comma...

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Hello Mr. Jack,

I have a good news for you and the good news is that i did exactly as i said and it worked out, i have a secret dsicussion with Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones few hours ago and she believe what i said and she ask me to prepare the beneficiary agreement peper and she signed it immediately to enable you agree to pay for her immediate dialysis surgery, I issued the agreement papare and Mrs. Jones signed it immediately, i also get some more informations from Mrs. Jones like the informations of his late husband and she told me everything i needed to know, she even told me that she has some of her vital documents in her bag that i should please help her and look after them till her surgery if successful, but if she didnt make the surgery i should hand over all the documents to you as her partner and beneficiary, Mr. Jack please kindly check out the beneficiary agreement letter and tells me if it is a well done job or not, but i guess it is a well done job because i think this is all you need to have full access and right over the demand of releasing Mrs. Jones inheritance to you as the rightful beneficiary. I guess you do not have to stress your self anymore by finding Athur Briggs in london or asking your friends anything about this business, it must be kept confidential between me and you only, i am a professional and now i believe you have every proof and evidence, i think all i have to do right now is to kill Mrs. Jones immediately so that you will get in contact with Zip security and finance company and kindly send to them the documents that proof the deposit of this money, and also send this partner/beneficiary agreement letter to the Zip security company and kindly request for the fund release to you as the beneficiary of Mrs. Jones inheritance. I believe the Zip security and finance will get back to you once they receive your e-mail request and they will give the directives and legal process of this transaction for Mrs. Jones inheritance to be release to you as fast as possible, right now Mrs. Jones is still awake. I am waiting for your immediate reply so that i will know what else to do.

Pretty lame document, some interesting words though..

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This Beneficiary Agreement Letter is mand AND sign by Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones on the 13/07/2012

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: I Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones is hereby today 13th of July 2012 declare that Mr. Jack Schitt is my partner and beneficiary of my inheritance. Incase I die Mr. Jack will be responsible to receive my inheritance and handle my project just as I wish.

...some boring list of all three of us....

This agreement is written and issued by me Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones here in Memorial sloan-kettering center and it has to be respected.

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:08 pm

Hehe...great stuff. The script abandoned, the lad confused, the time wasted...most excellent work!

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 7:13 pm

This is great. The lad has no idea how hospitals work. First the helpless room, then the abandon room, and then the 6 hour silent killing tablet! Laughing

Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 2:33 am

Apparently there is a character limit to posts, so I have a bit more to go..

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Rommy,

You did a very good job, it looks like you are the only person I can trust.

First I have some question for you.
1. Did anybody visit Mrs Maria on visitor day at your shitty hospital?
2. Did you find any more document in her purse?
3. Is she still alive?
4. If so, why? How can she be alive all this time? Kill her at once.
5. Send me the death certificate.

Now here is what I find out.
1.I could not find out any thing about so-called Zip finance security man Arthur Briggs, he is a ghost.
2. My best friend Noah Sark can not be trusted with this deal, I will not tell him antoher thing.
3. We may need a lawyer because of the location of the money
4. Once I get the money, it may be up to six months before I can send you your share for security reasons.
5, We must be very careful at this point and not unwithy.

As soon as you send the death certificate, I will contact the Zip security company.

Your partner,
Jack

Oh yes, my guy delivered with "poisinous untressable injections like Cyanide, Anabolic steroids and White Baneberry" - what about the 6 hours silent killing tablet?

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Hello Mr. Jack,

Thanks so much for your appreciation to my job well done, i am so grateful, i promise you that i will work with you and i will do all my very best. Based on your questions:

1, Know there is no one that visited Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones.
2, I did not find anymore documents in Mrs. Maria purse except the documents which i already sent to you.
3, Yes she is still alive and she is in comma.
4, The reason why she is alive up till this moment is because i have to keep her alive till i receive your further instruction wheather to kill her yet or not.
5, This morning i have given Mrs. Maria some poisinous untressable injections like Cyanide, Anabolic steroids and White Baneberry, these drugs contain carcinogenic toxin, I assure you that Mrs. Jones will not live to see the next 3hours. Once she die i will issue a medical certificate that shows the cause her death and it will take Memorial sloan-katterring center 2-3days to issue her death certificate, i will send her death certificate to you once her death is confirmed by the hospital management and high court.

I guess since we have gotten a proof and a letter of beneficiary that bears your name and the signature of Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones, i think you do not need to be afraid nor think of contacting anyone else or seeking for a lawyer, I think the best thing you have to do once Mrs. Jones death is confirm is to contact the Zip security and finance company through there direct e-mail address which i found from Mrs. Maria purse and kindly send the proof certificates and the beneficairy paper to the Zip security e-mail address and kindly request for the release of Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones inheritance to you as the rightful beneficairy as fast as possible. I am very very careful and i assure you that from my side know one will ever know about this, it is between me and you alone, I believe i can trust you Mr. Jack.

I will write you an e-mail once Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones death is confirmed.

July 20, she finally dies...

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Hello Mr. Jack,

I want to inform you that Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones is dead, the hospital management confirmed her death some minutes ago she died this afternoon around 1:20pm. I will send her death certificate to you once is out, for you to contact the Zip security and finance company immediately for the inheritance release and transfer to your bank account asap..

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Rommy,

Good work. What did she die from? I will await the death certificate so I can contact the Zip security as soon as possible. Will there be a funeral? Are you creamating the body? I think that would be best so there is no evidence of what you did.

Jack

Meanwhile, the hospital also lets me know the news...

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ATTENTION: Mr. Jack Schitt,

We the Memorial Sloan-katterring cancer center wants to notify you this afternoon about the death of your friend and sister Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones who died in her comma some minutes ago. Staff who have been caring for the person who has died will know what to do and will provide you with emotional and practical support after the death. The person who has died will need to be formally identified by the person named by them as the next of kin. The next of kin may also need to give permission for a hospital post-mortem examination if the cause of the death has to be confirmed; however, a coroner's post-mortem examination may be carried out without consent.

The body will then be laid out and kept in the hospital mortuary until you arrange for the funeral directors, family or whoever you chose to collect it. If you choose, funeral directors will take the body to their chapel of rest until the funeral takes place. Staff in the hospital or care home will keep safe the possessions that the person who has died had in hospital until the person administering the estate arranges for them to be collected. We will issue a receipt when the possessions are collected. If the body is to be cremated, two doctors will sign the medical certificate to show the body has been examined. There will be a charge for this.

Organ and body donation If you know that the person who has died wanted to donate organs or her body to medical science, it’s best to tell hospital or care home staff promptly, Memorial Sloan-Katterring cancer center has there own policies for dealing with this.

Hospital staff may approach you if they feel others could be helped through organ donation. Organs will not be taken without your permission. If the deceased wanted their body to be donated to medical science, contact the Human Tissue Authority (HTA). Not all bodies will be accepted – for example, if there has been a post-mortem examination or if organs have been removed.

Best Regards,
Memorial Sloan-kettering cancer center.

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Dear cancer center,

I am very horrified and sad to hear of Mrs Jones death, she was so young and did not deserve to die. You may not know this but Mrrs Jones was not my sister, just a friend. Do you have any proofs of her next of kin? I would like to know very much the details about her funeral. She told me severally that she wants to be creamated and spread her ash through the New York underground sewerage system, I hope you follows her wishes. If I can help out in any way please just contact me at my private email address.

Where is the services been held, I would like to send flowers, it is the least I can do.

Sadly,
Jack Schitt

At last, the certificate of death arrives.

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Hello Mr. Jack,

I want to inform you that i told the hospital management that you are Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones next of kin and also i told them that Mrs. Maria told me that if she eventually die she will like her body not to be burried but to be donated to the medical science and i made a paper that proofs my speech and declaration to enable the hospital management to believe what i said without any doubt. Today the death certificate of Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones is out and i attached a copy of it for you just as you requested so that you will get in contact with the Zip security and finance company immediately kindly request for Mrs. Jones inheritance to be release and transfer into your bank account as Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones next of kin. Do not be worried or afraid of Mrs. Jones death, I will handle the situation here at memorial sloan-kattering cancer center as her medical specialist and i hope the hospital will believe everything i said concerning Mrs. Jones death and body donation to the medical science because the hospital have so much trust on me.

I will wait to read from you as soon as you finalize with the Zip for the release and transfer of Mrs. Jones inheritance to your bank account asap so that i will start my hospital building project as soon as i receive my own share 40% of the total fund just as you promise me, right now i count on you my dear partner Mr. Jack.

Very lame document. It lists the cause of death as "BREAST CANCER".

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Good job Rommy, I will be contacting the Zip company at once. We should be able to handle these guys.
Jack

Finally, I am ready for the Zip heads.

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Sir,

It is with very sad heart that I must tell you that your dear clinet Mrs Maria Jones die from Breast Cancer on this passed July 20. She had recently contacted me due to no family and she told me about some of her business, that is why am contacting you. She had mentioned that because of all the financial assistance I was giving her and being a friend to her while she was dying in the hospital, she made me the beneficiary. I tried to help pay for her dailysis surgery, but it was too late to save her life. Sometimes I wonder if I could of done more to help.

You may want to contact the Sloan-Ketting Cancer Center for the death certificate. Her doctor name was Dr. Austin Rommy, he can tell you the exact details. It was very sad for every one.

The good news is Mrs JOnes was a very good person who wanted to do good works her whole like, so she donate her body to science as was her wish, and she will want her beneficiary to use the money to do good charity works for the homeless and shiftless, such as motherless babies and leppers. If I am the beneficiary, you have my BOND and my WORD as a CHRISTIAN that I will do the right thing and use her money for all the good works she never got around to due to her condition.

If I can be of any assistants in helping you get the documents, please let me know.

My condolences on your loss,
Jack

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JACK,

WE THE ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY RECEIVE YOUR E-MAIL WITH GOOD HEART, WE ARE TRULY SORRY FOR THE LOOSE AND DEATH OF OUR CLIENTS WIFE MRS. BETTINA JONES. WE WANTS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT WE CONTACT MEMORIAL SLOAN KATTERRING HOSPITAL IN NEW YORK TODAY FOR CONFIRMATION OF THE DEATH OF MRS. MARIA BETTINA JONES, AND RIGHT NOW WE RECEIVE A CONFIRMATION LETTER AND A DEATH CERTIFICATE OF MRS. MARIA BETTINA JONES FROM DR. AUSTINE ROMMY WHO WAS A MEDICAL DOCTOR IN MEMORIAL SLOAN KATTERRING CANCER CENTER.

BASED ON YOUR CLAIM AND REQUEST, WE THE ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY RECOGNISE MRS. MARIA BETTINA JONES AS OUR CLIENTS WIFE MR. GILBERT JONES WHOM DIED MANY YEARS AGO AND LEFT THIS FUND FOR HER WIFE MRS. MARIA BETTINA JONES AS HIS NEXT OF KIN. JACK WE WILL LIKE YOU TO SEND US A LETTER OF BENEFICIARY THAT BEARS YOUR NAME AS THE RIGHTFUL NEXT OF KIN OF MRS. MARIA BETTINA JONES INHERITANCE. AND ALSO WE WILL LIKE YOU TO SEND TO US A COPY OF THE DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE OF THIS FUND BEEN DEPOSITED HERE IN OUR COMPANY BY MR. GILBERT JONES SOME YEARS. AS SOON AS WE RECEIVE THE DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE OF THE DEPOSITED FUND, AND ALSO A PAPER THAT SHOWS THAT YOU ARE THE NEXT OF KIN OF MRS. MARIA BETTINA JONES, WE WILL COMMENCE IMMEDIATELY WITH YOUR REQUEST AND WE PROMISE TO GIVE YOU THE BEST OF OUR SERVICE.

REGARDS,
ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY, LONDON.
24/07/2012.
OUR WEBSITE IS: WWW.ZIPSECURITY-ANDFINANCE-COMPANY.SITEW.COM

Let's get the insult show started!

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Sir,

There is no need for me to send you these certificates, you already have them on file. If you dont have them please tell me so I will know what kind of company you are. It is very difficult to read your email in all uppercase letters written by a child, please show some curtsy and write like a grown adult next time. Then I will be able to read your email without raising eye brown.

Regards,
Jack

Back to Rommy...

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Hello Mr. Jack,

I want you to know that i am doing all my possible best here to cover up everything. the Zip security and finance company london contacted our hospital today for confirmation of Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones death and i responded to there e-mail by my self and i send to them a copy of Mrs. Jones death certificate for them to know that it is true.

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Rommy,

I heard back from the Zips, they are a bunch of incompetent idiots! They dont even know there own pepperwork, asking me for shit from when her husband deposit the fund. Fucking assholes! Also they write like clowns, all uppercase with no education. I am very worried at this point. If I tell them too much they will ask questions, so I dont want to get them too involved. They did say they receive the death certificate (in all children uppercase letters!), so we may be able to push this.

Trust in me my brother like I trust in you, we got past that old bitch Mrs Jones, we can get passed a bunch of moron wankers ast the Zip idiots. Just send them everything you have, they will be too lazy to bodder with it much, then we will collect the money. Let us pretend to be friends with these idiots,once we collect the money who cares about them any more?

The zips take my insult of their vocabulary to heart and pull out (and misuse) the thesaurus...

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JACK,

THE REASON WHY WE DO REQUEST FOR THE DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE AND A PAPER THAT BEARS YOUR NAME AS MRS. MARIA BETTINA JONES NEXT OF KIN IS FOR THE BURDEN OF PROOF AS THE RIGHTFUL RECEIVER OF MR. GILBERT JONES DEPOSITED FUND. WE DISLIKE AN ULTRACREPIDARIAN, CHEEKY, GLIB OR IMPUDENT PERSON. WE KNOW OUR DUTY JUST AS WE KNOW OUR JOB. AND WE APOLOGIES FOR BEEN SIMPLE AND NON ADOXOGRAPHY IN OUR PREVIOUS EMAIL RESPONSE. THE REASON IS BECAUSE ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY IS AUTOLATRY WITH OUR FIRST RESPONSE TO ANY OF OUR CLIENT EMAIL TO KNOW HIS OR HER ENGLISH SPEAKING CAPABILITY, OR LEVEL OF UNDERSTANDING ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY IS A CREDITABLE COMPANY AND WE GIVE THE BEST UTTERMOST SERVICES TO OUR CLIENTS.

I send all the documents to the zip heads...

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Sir,

Forgive my utterance on your personality, I was just very angry and sad about Mrs Jones. You can ask anyone, even Dr Rommy (medical director) at the hospital, I tried everything I could to save her life, but God took her away so young (only 41 years old). It is just so sad I am broken up to peaces about this. I would do anything just for her to be alive again, she was like a sister to me and I will never forget her.

So at this point let bygones be bygones for godsake, let us work together as one to make sure Mrs JOnes wishes are filled in her loving memory. Dr Rommy did find some pepperwork at Mrs Jones bedside locker which he forwarded to me but I never really had the time to look at it because I was so busy trying to find a way to save Mrs Jones life, such as miracle cures and herbs that I could buy on the internet. Please find attach all these documents, there by we can put Mrs JOnes wishes to be as stated.

Kind regards

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Mr. Jack,

You are the beneficiary of late mrs. jones inheritance and that is what you have to let the zips to know, I think the most important thing you have to do is to take this issue gently with the Zips and act gently as the real beneficairy of this money to convince zips and make them to accept to realeas and transfer late mrs. jones inheritance to you legally and successfully, i think this is very important Jack, we dont care who the zips are or the language they write, the most important to us is to have them release and transfer late mr and mrs. jones money into your bank account successfully as fast as possible before any one will found out what we did. I do not want to front my self to the zips because if i do they will always be in contact with our hospital and from there both of them might start investigation to know what happens to Mrs. Jones and why someone should come for her inheritance. Mr. Jack at this point i think all we need to do is to be very careful and follow up with instructions of the zips to enable us achieve this goal successfully, as for me i am trying all my possible best here to cover up the death of late Mrs. Jones and wipe out her memory from the head of the medical directors here in memorial sloan hospital to avoid any tress or investigation. from my side i assure 95% sure that know one is going to find out the couse of the death of late Mrs. Jones, i am a specialist and a professional, Mr. Jack i want you to act so to the zips and convince them by sending a copy of the zips agreement certificate which they issue to Mr. Gilbert Jones on the day he made the deposit of this money with the zips, and also you can send a copy of the deposit certificate of mr. jones fund which i already sent to you, and tell the zips that you are the real beneficairy of mrs. jones inheritance and that they should try to believe you, if they insist you can ask them to contact mrs. jones medical specialist Dr. Austine Rommy at memorial sloan katterring center new york for verification, Just make them to be convince and accept to release late mrs. jones inheritance to you, you may also send a copy of the letter of beneficairy to the zip as well just to make them to believe that you really know late mrs. jones because the beneficairy letter bears your name and it was signed by mrs. jones, i think by the time the zips will receive this documents from you they might be a little bit more convince and agree to work with you and gives you the legal procedures and transfer mrs. jones inheritance to you as fast as possible as the real beneficairy, i trust you Mr. Jack and i have the believe that we will achieve this transaction successfuly without the concept of anyone apart from me and you.

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Dr Rommy,

I agree with you totally, we must be friendly with the stupid zips and convince them to look away and finish this business quickly. I did as you suggest and send all the documents to them. I am using you as a character reference for me, so it is VERY IMPORTANT that they NEVER find out that we are partners together. I am hoping you have already destroy all evidence that you killed Mrs Jones, that is why I wanted her body creamated instead of medical science, where is the body now? Can the drugs you gave her be trace? As long as we do not act suspectious we should be okay, the zips job is to fulfill the decree of endorsement as to the beneficiary (me), there is no reason for them to snoop around with questions. Mrs Jones had no family or friends accept for me so let us put our minds at rest and wait for the zips to answer.

Your friend,
Jack

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JACK,

WE CAN NOW UNDERSTAND THAT THE LATE DECEASED WAS SO ABBESS AND NUNNERY. WE THE ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY DO NOT KNOW HOW WE CAN SHOW OUR INADMISSIBLITY OF EXPRESSIONS OF CONDOLENCE OR SYMPATHY TO OUR CLIENT MR. AND MRS. JONES. ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS TO BE ADHERENCE AND MAKE SURE THAT WE GIVE YOU OUR BEST SERVICE TO THE ACME.

WE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THE IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS WHICH YOU SENT TO US, WE HAVE DONE ALL THE LEGAL VERIFICATION FROM OUR SYSTEM AND WE FIND OUT THAT ALL THE INFORMATIONS IN THE DOCUMENTS WAS ABSOULTELY CORRECT AND RECOGNIZED BY THE ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY. WE HAVE ACCEDE WITH YOU BECAUSE OF THE PROOF WHICH WE SEEN IN THE DOCUMENTS WHICH YOU SENT TO US IN YOUR PREVIOUS EMAIL, IT SHOWS ACQUISITION AND WE ASSURE YOU THE BEST OF OUR SERVICE TO ACCELERATE WITH YOUR REQUEST , IF ONLY YOU ARE CAPABLE TO ACQUIESCE WITH OUR INSTRUCTIONS AND DIRECTIVES.

NEXT OF KIN LEGAL ADVICE: AS A NEXT THE FIRST THING WHICH YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO CONTACT THE OFFICE OF THE SENIOR ADVOCATE HON. PATRICK ATTORNEY OF PATRICK SOLICITORS. HIS DIRECT E-MAIL ADDRESS IS: [email protected] AND HIS SOLICITOR WEBSITE IS: WWW.PATRICK-SOLICITOR.PUZL.COM KINDLY CONTACT THE HONORABLE OFFICE OF PATRICK ATTORNEY SO THAT HE WILL ASSIST YOU TO OBTAIN A POWER OF ATTORNEY CERTIFICATE AND ALSO AN AFFIDAVIT OF OATH CERTIFICATE FROM THE FEDERAL COURT OF JUSTICE HERE IN LONDON. THESE TWO ACCREDITED CERTIFICATES WILL AUTHORIZE YOU AUTHENTICALLY AS THE LEGAL BENEFICIARY/NEXT OF KIN TO THE LATE MR. AND MRS. GILBERTJONES. AND ALSO IT WILL AUTHORIZE WE THE ZIP ZECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY TO ALTER YOUR NAME AND REGISTER YOUR NAME IN OUR COMPANY FILE AS THE LEGAL BENEFICIARY/NEXT OF KIN TO MRS. MARIA BETTINA JONES. WE ASSURE YOU THAT ONCE YOU GET THESE LEGAL CERTIFICATES FROM THE PATRICK SOLICITOR JUST AS WE ADVICE YOU, WE THE ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY WILL TAKE IMMEDIATE EFFECT ON YOUR REQUEST WE PROMISE OUR AMITY AND BEST SERVICE TO YOU.

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Dear zips,

I have severally questionable for your endividiment.

1. Who is this idiot attorney? Is his name Attorney? Is his name Solicitor? Who is this bastard?
2. Who is the wanker attorney working for? I did not hire him, so if he works for you, contact him yourself I am not your errand boy.
3. I do not aquiesce, only gay faggots do that, so please do not mistake that again.
4. Your job is to get the money to the next of kin which is me. When are you sending the money?
5. If I need an attorney, I will hire my own man, not some dickhead with a shitty web site, ok?
6. You have all the documents, what is the delay? I will pay you some good money to prodedure the processes in the existment not waist any more of my time.

Ah, I get a confession from the murderer doctor...

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Hello Mr. Jack,

Thats great to hear that you did just as i suggested, because i believe that once the zips receives all these documents from you it might convince the zips to believe and trust you as the real beneficairy of mrs. maria jones, and this will make them to accept to work with you and release mrs. maria jones inheritance worth 3.5million pounds to you legally as fast as possible without anyones concept except me and you. Yes i have destroyed all the evidence concerning what kills mrs. maria jones and there is know way anyone can find out because i missed things together so that the drugs that i use to kill her will never be trace. I am not much afraid for mrs. jones death so much because i am sure that i did my very best job and it is parfect, what is concerning me must right now is you and the zips, i just hope and pray that things will work out together with you and zips so that the zips will agree to release mrs. jones inheritance to you asap, because 3.5million pounds is a very reasonable amount of money mr. jack and it will solve many problems for you and me, please mr. jack just do everything possible to make sure that the zips do not go away with mrs. jones inheritance, you must get mrs. jones inheritance from the zips, i believe so and i trust you.

Best regards,
Yours friend,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

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Rommy

Those stupid asshole zips want me to hire an attorney, I think his name is "Attorney" or "Solicitor", what a fucking joke. These guys are criminals, at this point we will need to pay there bribbery money just to get the funds, believe me this is the way these fuckers work.

We can't show any weaknesses or they will take advantage of us, so I threw some hash words at them so they will fear me a bit. Still, they are greedy bastards and want a cut.

How much should I offer them? I am thinking $5,000 offer, but if they aruge we can let them have $10,000. Are you with me partner? I won't make any offer until I hear back from you. Fuck the zips, they are getting a peanut compared to our winnings, so don't worry too much about that my friend.

Jack

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JACK,

FOR YOUR PROMPT INFORMATION, WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT HON. PATRICK ATTORNEY IS NOT AN IDIOT OR WANKER ATTORNEY JUST AS YOU THINK. ATTORNEY PATRICK IS A WELL QUALIFIED ADVOCATE THAT KNOWN FOR PROVIDING SOPHISTICATED LEGAL AND REPRESENTATION TO BUSINESSES AND PRIVATE CLIENTS EFFICIENTLY MOSTLY WHEN IT COMES TO CASES LIKE THIS HERE IN UNITED KINGDOM.

IT IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE THAT WE RECEIVE THE BURDEN OF PROOF DOCUMENTS FROM YOU, BUT BEAR IN MIND THAT THE DOCUMENTS WHICH WE RECEIVED FROM YOU IS AUTHENTIC AND ACCEPTED BY ZIP SECURITY COMPANY AND FINANCE COMPANY, BUT IT DID NOT QUALIFIE NOR PERMIT US TO RELEASE MR. AND MRS. JONES DEPOSITED FUND TO YOU BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME LEGAL PROCESSES WHICH HAS TO BE DONE BEFORE YOU CAN AUTOMATICALLY BECOME THE LEGAL RECEIVER OF MR. AND MRS. JONES DEPOSITED FUND, AND WE THE ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY WILL EFFECT THE FUND RELEASE TO YOU IMMEDIATELY THE LEGAL PROCESSES IS DONE WITHOUT ANY HITCH.

WE EVOVLED BY EXPONENTIAL GROWTH AND HAS GAINED AN ENVIABLE REPUTATION AS A LEADING FINANCIAL AND SECURITY SERVICE FIRM WHICH OFFERS A FULL AND INNOVATIVE RANGE OF SERVICE TO OUR CUSTOMERS ONLY, AND OUR CLIENTS DO APPRECIATE OUR FLEXIBILITY OR ADEQUATE SERVICES. IF YOU WANT ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY TO REPRESENT YOU AND HELP YOU WITH THE OATH SWEARING AT THE UNITED KINGDOM HIGH COURT OFJUSTICE AND ALSO TO OBTAIN ALL THE LEGAL REQUIRED DOCUMENTS THAT WILL AUTHORIZE YOU AUTHOMATICALLY AS THE LEGAL RECEIVER OF MR. AND MRS. JONES FUND BEEN HELD HERE IN OUR CUSTODY SINCE 2008, WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO PAY FOR OUR DEPRESMENT CORPORATE SERVICE, CONSULTATION AND MOBILIZATION, IT WILL COST YOU A TOTAL SUM OF £10,500GBP, ( TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED GREAT BRITIAN POUNDS ). AND WE WILL GIVE YOU OUR ABSOLUTE SERVICE TO THE ZENITH.

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Hello Mr. Jack,

Why did the zips wants you to hire attorney or solicitor,. for what purpose?, havent they accept your cooperation yet and believe you as the next of kin of mrs. maria jones?, oh my God what should we do now because we do not need any attorney or solicitor in this issue because it will mess everything up and this will be nomore secret and confidential just as we wish, mr.jack i am really so much worried at this point because of the act of the zips to your request, please try to negitiate with the zips and ask them how much will all the legal processes will cost for you to send the money to them so that they will help you and do all the necessary processes on your behalf because you are a very busy person and you do not have enough time to do all the this processes by your self, just try a way to make the zips to accept your request and do all the legal processes on your behalf to enable the zips to accept you as the mrs.jones next of kin so that they will release and transfer mrs. maria jones inheritance to your bank account as fast as possible.

Please mr. jack do not allow those zips muther fuckers to deny us this golden opurtunity, mrs. maria jones death will pain me so much if all this went invain and i may commit sucide for killing an inncocent woman without gaining anything, i dont want us to be in a mess mr. jack, please you have to do just as i advice and pay the zips some money and tell them that you want them to handle all the legal processes of this fund release to you as the rightful next of kin to mrs. maria jones, the zips most not go away with mrs. maria jones inheritance worth 3.5million pounds, this is a very huge amount of money, i guess 3.5million pounds is up to 5million usd base on the currency converter which i checked, mr. jack you must get this money from the zips, i know that the zips will like to give you some word of treats and strange words to know if you will run away and abandon mrs. maria jones inheritance so that they will confiscate it, but that will never happen, i believe that you will defeat the zips with intelligent and wiseness and they must do the legal processes by there self and release mrs. jones inheritance to you, i so much count on you at this point of time and i believe that God will see us through because me and you really need this money more than the zips may need it, because this 3.5million pounds will solve enough problem for me and you and our families, the zips might go to hail for all i care once you get mrs. jones inheritance from them, who cares who they are anymore if you succeeded, but the most and important thing now is for you to convince the zips and get mrs. maria jones inheritance from them as fast as you can, i so much trust you on this my partner mr. jack and i believe that we will succeed if both of us continue to share ideas together as partner, you must get this fund from the zips weather they like it or not, please just do as i said and i believe it is going to work and the zips will accept your request and release mrs. maria jones fund to you as fast as possible.

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Rommy,

You are right, these zips are bastards, I hate there stinking company, they are greedy assholes, think they are smarter than every body else. I cant believe that stupid wanker maria jones husband was idiot enough to deposit money with these criminals. The stupid fuck I am dealing with can't even answer a simple question. Theyalready have a fake barrister that will supposedly help us for $10,500 pounds. As an american, I dont know what the fuck pounds are, but it sounds like alot of money. I would love to rip these motherfucks off, but we cant afford to raise eyebrown at this point, so do you agree that I should give them the extortion fee of 10,500 pounds?That still leaves plenty of money for us, so I think we should hurry to get this over with as soon as possible. I will wait for your answer before I contact those idiot zips.

Your friend and partne,
Jack

Let's get a new player. I email the lawyer..

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Sir,

You were recommended to me by Zip Company for assistants with late abbess and nunnery Mrs Jones who died and leave her estate for me. I have several questions:

1. Can you help me?
2. What is your fee?
3. What is your name?
4. What is your opinion of Zip Secrutiy Company?

Regard and at your request,
Jack Schitt

Rommy is happy, I like that. It will make his upcoming disappointment more enjoyable.

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Hello Mr. Jack,

I felt a little bit happy after i finished reading your e-mail because is like we have gotten the zips on there prick and right now i think we do not have to delay over the recovering of mrs. jones inheritance from the zips, yes mr jack i will like you to contact the zips immediately and send the extortion fees of 10,500pounds to them just as the zips said and let them to know that you will like this processes to be done as fast as so that you will receive the total deposited fund 3.5million pounds into your bank account latest by next week, i so much believe that we will achieve this goal mr jack, please just get in contact with the zips and send there requirements to them since they have recognize you as mrs. maria jones next of kin so that they will start there processes immediately to enable them release mrs. maria jones inheritance to you possibly before Wednesday next week because we have to be very fast with those muther fuckers zips before they will change there mind or find out what we are doing, is better you pay them off and have them to work for us just as we wish but this has to be done immediately without any delay, we must win this battle and the zips will regret later but before then you have already receive mrs. jones inheritance in your bank account and we will say fuck to the zips and there bastard company.

I think it is not mrs. jones husbands fault to deposit his money with the zips because late mrs. maria jones told me that her late husband works in a private oil company in London for some years before he died, so he may think that zips are safe and secure enough to secure and save his money for him, but we must defeat the zips and get this fund from them weather they like it or not as fast as possible. i know that you can defeat the zips with intelligent and wise as a strong man you are, we have already wasted mrs. maria jones and i know that soonest we gonna wast the zips also by defeating them and make them to do all the legal processes and release mrs. maria jones inheritance to you as the next of kin, mr. jack i think you are right, we don't have to raise an eyebrow at this point of time, please kindly contact the zips and send to them what ever they need to make sure that there will be know excuse or delay from the zips, i know that the zips will like to keep this mr. and mrs. jones fund for there self and use it as an unclaimed fund since the late couples are dead and with know kids, but mr. jack you must never allow the zips to go away with mr. and mrs jones fund, we must get it from them, we deserve it more than them because we suffer and killed an innocent woman just because of this fund, so for this reason i think know one will ever take this advantage from us, not even the zips, i so much trust you and i count on your victory over the zips asap.

Best regards,
Yours friend and partner,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

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PATRICK SOLICITOR,
CUTLERS EXCHANGE
123 HOUNDS DITCH
LONDON EC3A 7BU
DX: 802 LONDON/CITY.
DATE: 28/07/2012.

DEAR JACK SCHITT,

I ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR EMAIL.

1, YES OUR SOLICITOR CAN HELP YOU.
2, IT WILL COST YOU £15,000.00GBP.
3, MY NAME IS HON. ATTORNEY PATRICK RAYMOND.
4, I CAN SAY THAT ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY IS COMPETENT, ASPIRANT AND HONEST RECOGNIZED PRIVATE SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY.

AS AN HONORABLE ATTORNEY AND SENIOR ADVOCATE WITH A WIDE RANGE OF LEGAL SKILLS AND PRACTICAL BUSINESS KNOWLEDGE, I HAVE THE POWER AND TALENT TO CONTRIBUTE SIGNIFICANTLY TO YOUR REQUEST. I HAVE WORKED IN BOTH PUBLIC PROSECUTION AND PRIVATE DEFENSE LITIGATION INCLUDING A PRESENT POSITION AS A SENIOR ADVOCATE PATRICK SOLICITORS UNITED KINGDOM, STEIN, & TEACH, A LEADING CHICAGO LAW FIRM.

I ANTICIPATE FOR YOUR RESPONSE AND I PROMISE TO SERVE YOU THE BEST.

SINCERELY,
HON. ATTORNEY PATRICK .
ESQ.

Lawyer first...

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Dear Hon,

I am from USA, as you should know your client the dear departed Mrs Jones is from Albany NY, so why are you talking shit like pounds? Tell me real money, USA, I dont care about all your shitty country play money.

Regards,
Jack

The zips are next...

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Dear Madam,

Please state your price in normal dollars such as US dollars, not pounds. We wipe our ass on pounds in my country, which is where your client was, so why the FUCK are you telling me some shit about pounds?

You are a smart guy, so smart guy, tell me the fucking amoutn in real money. MRs Jones was from Albany NY, you should be smarter than that, get a clue, it is only US dollars that means a thing to her, so wake up.

Kind regards,
Jack

And now my dear partner. It is the weekend, they often go silent, but I think this crew thinks they have a score with me...

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Rommy,

I need your help. WHat the hell is pounds? How much money is that, I cant stand this shit any more, these fuckers are a scam!!!! Who the hell deals with play money like pounds? How can we fuck these guys over? I hate these bastarss.

I contact there so-call lawyer, his name is unknown, fucking asshole want 15,000 pounds, I will give him 15,000 pounds up his ass. I am so angry I want to kill some body like you did, I dream I was you killing the stupid Mrs Jones, that bitch has cause me trouble, I am GLAD SHE IS DEAD!!!!

The zips answer first

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JACK,

THE FUND IN QUESTION WAS DEPOSITED IN GREAT BRITAIN POUNDS STERLINGS AND NOT AMERICAN UNITED STATE DOLLARS. WE HAVE OBSERVED THAT YOU ARE SUCH A FULSOME PERSON WITHOUT A GOOD MANNER OF APPROACH. FOR YOUR CLARIFICATION WE WANTS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT POUNDS STERLINGS IS THE PRIDE CURRENCY OF ENGLAND ( UNITED KINGDOM ) AND THE POUNDS CURRENCY IS RECOGNIZED ALL OVER THE WORLD EVEN IN YOURS COUNTRY UNITED STATE OF AMERICA. BUT SINCE YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO CONVERT CURRENCIES TO UNITED STATE DOLLARS WE CAN ASSIST YOU WITH THE CURRENCY CONVERT.

WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THE EQUIVALENT OF £10,500POUNDS TO UNITED STATE DOLLARS IS $17,000USD ( SEVENTEEN THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS ). FOR URGENT PURPOSE AND IMMEDIATE PROCESS OF YOUR REQUEST, WE THE ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY WANTS TO ASSURE YOU THAT WE WILL BE FRUITION WITH YOUR REQUEST AS SOON AS WE RECEIVE THE REQUIRED SUM OF $17,000USD FROM YOU FOR THE LEGAL PROCESSES OF YOUR REQUEST ACCURATELY WITHOUT ANY HITCH.

REGARDS,
ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY, LONDON.

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Zips,

Want to know what fulsome is? It is somebody so greedy that an innocent person dies due to lack of money for dailysis surgery while some fulsome asshole sits on her money pretending to be good but is really evil. My heart is broken over the needless death of Mrs Jones, so forgive my anger, but somehow I blame your company, so do not take it personal ok?

Further I would like to require your ignorance to be approved of the knowledge that pounds is not used in the United States, so thanks for your great help.

I agree to the amount you specify ($17,000). Please send the remaining amount of my fund to me at my address, use Certified Check or Cashiers Check please:

Jack Schitt
1108 Sperry Lane
Charleston, West Virginia 25311 USA

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DEAR JACK SCHITT,

I ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR EMAIL, BUT MOST OF YOUR COMMENTS ARE SO IMPERTINENT THAT I DON’T WISH TO DIGNIFY THEM WITH AN ANSWER. I OBSERVE THAT YOU ARE A CITIZEN OF USA BUT YOUR MANNER OF SPEAK IS IMPUDENT AND AS AN HONORABLE ACRREDITED ATTORNEY I PERSONALLY ABHOR IT. YOU HAVE TO BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL WITH THE WORD YOU TALK, MOSTLY WITH ERUDITE PEOPLE BECAUSE WHAT YOU SAID WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN THE MAGISTRATE COURT OF LAW, SO TRY AND LEARN HOW TO BE DEFERENTIAL TO ANY TYPE OF AUTHORITY FIGURE BECAUSE KNOW ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW .

SINCERELY,
HON. ATTORNEY PATRICK.

ESQ.

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Hon,

Forgive my personality for godsake, I am still in grieving over the death of my dear friend Mrs Jones who was like a sister to me, so sometimes the anger gets aholt of me and I did not mean it personal attack on your dignity.

I have contracted with the Zips for $17,000 so you can collect your fee from them, have a blessed day.

Jack

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Hello Mr. Jack,

I understand how you feel at this point but i want you to calm down because i believe that the zips will release mrs. maria jones inheritance to you if only you can calm your self down and follow there processes one by one, i try to learnt in life that no good thing comes easily, we have to work hard to achieve our desire. Mr. Jack pounds is the name of England money just like USA uses dollars thats how England, london uses pounds. i found out from the internet exchange rate that pounds is more higher than dollars this how i got to know that mrs. maria jones inheritance is worth about 5.5million dollars, it is higher. come to how we can defeat the zips and get mrs. jones fund from them, i think all you need to do is let the zips to know that you want this transaction to be done as fast as possible because you want to use this fund to start immediately mrs. maria jones humanitarian project which she confide in you as her partner and next of kin, there is no need to waist any more time with the zips since we have already confirmed the authenticity of mrs. jones inheritance, i think all you need to do right now is to contact the zips and send the required fee or amount to zips or there attorney just as the zips instructed you so that they will know that you are serious and capable over this matter, and you want all the processes to be done as fast as possible in your name as the legal and rightful receiver of mrs. maria jones inheritance, to enable the zips to release and transfer mrs. maria jones inheritance into your bank account legally and successfully as fast as possible without any more delay over this issue, because i think you have to this be done as fast possible before any one will finds out.

Best regards,
Yours partner and friend,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

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Rommy,

Thanks for your sensible words, it soothes my anger over those arrogant asshole zips. I agreed to pay there outragious fee of $17,000, but that is just a peanut compared to what we will be getting, so let them have some money, we will be the big winners in the end.

I will let you know when they have paid me the fund and then you can come meet me in person to collect your fair share.

Jack

The lawyer, let's try to keep him hooked by dismissing him, I really could use a despot service.

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DEAR JACK SCHITT,

I ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR EMAIL AND I EXTROLLED THE VIRTUES OF ITS CONTENT. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN BY YOU HAS CONTRACTED THE ZIPS FOR $17,000USD, THAT I SHOULD COLLECT MY FEE FROM THEM, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? . A CHILDS PLAY OR WHAT? . IS IT THE ZIPS THAT NEEDED MY DESPOT SERVICE OR YOU? . IF YOU ARE THE ONE THAT NEEDED MY DESPOT SERVICE KINDLY SEND ME THE FEE WHICH I REQUESTED FROM YOU DIRECT TO ME BECAUSE I AM A MAVERICK AND METICULOUS HONORABLE ACCREDITED ATTORNEY. I AM NOT A SYCOPHANT AND I DON’T WORK FOR ANYONE; AS A LEGAL HUMAN RIGHT HONORABLE ACCREDITED ATTORNEY MY DUTY IS TO DEFEND MY CLIENTS AND GIVE THEM VICTORY OVER CASES AND DESIRES. SO KINDLY SEND MY REQUIRED EMOLUMENT FEE OF £15,000POUNDS DIRECT TO ME IF YOU REALLY NEED MY SERVICE.

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Patrick Raymond,

If you think $17,000 is child's play, you are the wrong man for this job. I need someone that can work with big money and get the job done fast. I need to get my money from the zips, they told me your name, then they told me to pay $17,000 so I assumed they were going to use your services. If the zips don't need you, then discard this email. I have no time to waist on insults.

back to the zips...

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JACK,

WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY IS A DELIGENT COMPANY, AND WE WANTS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT THE LEGAL REQUIRED FEE OF $17,000USD HAVE TO BE PAID BY YOU PERSONALLY IN ADVANCE FOR THE OBTAINING OF ALL THE LEGAL REQUIRED DOCUMENTS FROM THE HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE AND ALSO FROM THE MINISTER OF FINANCE HERE IN ENGLAND AS THE LEGAL NEXT OF KIN AND BENEFICIARY OF THE LATE MRS. MARIA BETTINA JONES INHERITANCE. THIS FUND IN QUESTION HAS BEEN DEPOSITED HERE IN OUR COMPANY BY LATE MR. GILBERT JONES FOR SOME YEARS NOW AND THE FUND IS DORMANT AT THE MOMENT. WE THE ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY WANTS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT WITHOUT THESE LEGAL DOCUMENTS BEEN OBTAIN LEGALLY BY YOU FROM THE VARIOUS MINITRIES JUST AS WE RECOMMENDED FOR AUNTHENTICITY AND LEGAL PURPOSE, THERE IS KNOW WAY WE CAN RELEASE MR. GILBERT JONES DEPOSITED FUND TO YOU BECAUSE WE DO NOT KNOW WHO ARE AND THE DEPOSITED MR. GILBERT JONES DO NOT MENTION YOUR NAME TO US AS THE BENEFICIARY. IT IS THE CUMULATIVE EFFECT OF THIS REQUIRED DOCUMENTS FROM THE HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE AND MINISTER OF FINANCE THAT WILL GIVE WE THE ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY THE LEGAL RIGHT AND AUTHORITY TO ACCESS MR. GILBERT JONES DEPOSITED FUND AND THE FUND WILL BE RELEASE TO YOU SUCCESSFULLY AS THE LEGAL BENEFICIARY ONCE ALL THE LEGAL PROCESS IS DONE ACCULATELY JUST AS WE INSTRUCTED. PRESENTLY THE DEPOSITED FUND IN QUESTION REMAINS DORMANT AND UNTOUCHABLE BY KNOW ONE TILL ALL THE LEGAL PROCESSES IS DONE ACCULATELY BEFORE ANYONE CAN ACCESS MR. GILBERT JONES DEPOSITED FUND.

IF YOU ARE NOW READY FOR THE LEGAL PROCESSES OF THE FUND RELEASE TO BE DONE ON YOUR BEHALF, WE THE ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY SUGGEST THAT YOU SHOULD SEND THE REQUIRED FEE OF 17,000USD TO US IMMEDIATELY FOR US TO ASSIST YOU GET ALL THE NEEDED DOCUMENTS ON YOUR BEHALF, OR YOU CAN CONTACT ATTORNEY PATRICK TO HELP YOU AND GET ALL THE NEEDED DOCUMENTS THAT WILL GIVES YOU AND US THE LEGAL RIGHT AND AUTHORITY TO ACCESS MR. GILBERT JONES DEPOSITED FUND AND RELEASE THE FUND TO YOU LEGALLY WITHOUT ANY HITCH. WITHOUT THESE LEGAL PROCESSES BE DONE JUST AS WE RECOMMENDED, WE ARE SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT KNOW ONE WILL ACCESS MR. GILBERT JONES FUND, IT REMAINS DORMANT AND UNCLAIMED.

REGARDS,
ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY, LONDON.
30/07/2012.

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Zips.

Point of correction, the money is not unclaimed. I am claiming it as the rightful beneficiary of Mrs Bettina Jones, wife of Gilbert JOnes who is they are both dead, so I am the only remaining claim.

I have turned in all the pepperwork and am ready now for you to send the money to me. All fees are to be taken out of the fund, and I expect to receive a detailed itemized list of all the expenses you are claiming aganinst my estate.

Regards the attorney Patrick Attorney Raymeond Solicitor, he has insulted us both by calling us a childs play, so I think we need to find somebody more serious than him, urgency is the most important thing at this point as I am in a hurry for the money, so finalize the depresment corporate service and finish the mobilization please.

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Hello Mr Jack,

I am glad after i finish reading your e-mail and i hope to receive a good news from you soonest so that i will quit from working in this hospital immediately and set up my own hospital while you succeded in setting up your ranch just as you want, i told you it gonna work out my partner, i told you we gonna convince the zips and they will accept your proposal and release mrs maria jones to you as her benefiaciary, i cant wait for our success my dear partner mr. jack .

Best regards,
Dr. Austine Rommy

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Rommy

Those deligent *DELETED* zips contact me again, they seem to be too stupid to handle this business, but the idiot lawyer is a jackass too. I offered the zips $17,0000 to take of the problem, but they said some stupid shit like the money is unclaimed, but I have been claiming the money for a week now! The idiot lawyer called this a childs play, so he is a fucking worthless dog shit.

If the zips try to stall us, we may have to hire our own private attorney so they wont be expecting that, ha ha.

Also, the zips may be demanding some of the money up front cash, how much money do you have? We will have to split the costs, so anything you have will be good and of course I will pay you back immedieatly I get my settlement. Dont worry, I am trying to get the asshole zips to take the money from the fund. If they give me some more bullshit excuse, I will offer to pay some small cash with our combined funds, then if they are still sitting on the money, I have reserve and extra fund to pay my own private investigator on them.

I hope to have good news soon,
Jack

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PAITRICK SOLICITOR,
CUTLERS EXCHANGE
123 HOUNDS DITCH
LONDON EC3A 7BU
DX: 802 LONDON/CITY.
DATE: 31/07/2012.

DEAR JACK SCHITT,

I ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR EMAIL. I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM CAPABLE TO HANDLE YOUR CASE BETWEEN YOU AND THE ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY. I DID NOT SAY THAT $17,000.00USD IS A CHILDS PLAY, ALL I SAID IS THAT IF YOU ARE THE ONE THAT NEEDED MY DESPOT SERVICE TO GET YOUR FUND FROM THE ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY, YOU HAVE TO SEND ME THE REQUIRED FEE WHICH I REQUESTED FROM YOU BEFORE I CAN BE ABLE TO DEFEND YOUR CASE. I AM A MAVERICK AND METICULOUS HONORABLE ACCREDITED ATTORNEY JUST AS I TOLD YOU. I AM NOT A SYCOPHANT AND I DON’T WORK FOR ANYONE, MY DUTY IS TO DEFEND MY CLIENTS AND GIVE THEM VICTORY OVER CASES AND DESIRES. SO KINDLY SEND THE REQUIRED EMOLUMENT FEE TO ME IF YOU REALLY NEED MY SERVICE.

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Dear Paitrick Solicitor,

I am not begging for your help, I dont even know what the hell despot service is. If you dont work for anybody, good luck. You will be receiving no emolument from me.

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Hello Mr. Jack,

I really do not believe that uptill this moment that the zips hasn`t send this fund to into your bank account, i thought that this claiming of mrs. maria jones inheritance wouldnt be much a problem for you to handle, i am finding it difficult to believe that you are still negotiating with the zips over 17,000usd while we have almost 5.5million dollars to claim and get from this assholes zips gently without any ones concept or idea, thank God that the zips are in london while you are here in usa, i think there will be no tress in this deal after you receive mrs. jone fund, this was why i said that we must maintain the confidential of this deal because i am afraid to go to jail and loose my lovely wife and 2 kids for the killing of late mrs.maria jones, i thought that as soon as mrs. maria jones is dead you will get her money from the zips latest 3 or 4days after her death is confirmed, but now this is getting to a level which scares me and i do not like the idea of you saying that you will employ your own lawyer against the zips because the zips will sees your action as very wrong by disagree working with there attorney based on there system of working, i really do not know what to do right now and i do not have money with me because the little money i got from my work is in a fixed deposit, and the remaining one goes for family problem and some expensis, i am just an ordinary medical doctor here in this bullshit hospital without even a good proud salary, this was the reason why i see the killing of late mrs. maria jones and obtaining her inheritance from the zips is the only way and solution possible for me to achieve my dream of building a private hospital of my own and quite from working in this hospital and be free from human harrasment. but with all this that is going on between you and the zips makes me to be afraid right now because i do not want the zips to find any reason that they will use to take away mrs. maria jones from us, mr. jack please i so much count on you to handle the zips and get them to release mrs. maria jones inheritance you asap, please i prefer that you should work with the zips and attorney than buying or involving your own lawyer, because i think that if you refuse to work with the zips and there attorney they might find it very very difficult to release mrs. maria jones inheritance as the rightful beneficiary because you refuse to work according to there order, so mr. jack as a partner i suggest that if you have the required fee which the zips requested upfront from you just as you said, please kindly send the 17,000usd to them so that they will do there processes just as it pleases them and kindly release mrs. maria jones inheritance to you just as we wish, because we all know that the fund in there care is very very valuable and worth more than what ever the zips may demanded upfront from you before releasing the deposited inheritance of mrs. maria jones to you as the legal rightful receiver, this is all that concerns and matters to us and right now i am very very scared and confuse if you are going to sucede and convince the zips and have them to release mrs. maria jones inheritance to you as fast as possible, i am very very worried and scared at this moment mr. jack, because i do not know what is going to happen between you and the zips over mrs. maria jones inheritance release to you..

Yours friend,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

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Rommy,

Please just clear your mind. I already offer the greedy zips 17,000, there was no negotiation, I offer them have the money. But those fucks want cash in hand, but they already have my 5.5 million in hand, so why should I trust them? I can offer them more, but it will come from your share of the money if that is your best idea. Let me know at once, they have not contact me today, I think they are planning on evil for us, but maybe they will see the wisdom of taking some money at front when I have no proofs of there honesty accept there bullshit lies and brag they like to use big words dont even know what the fuck they are saying, do you understand?

Do not blame yourself for maria jones, she is just a tiny person in the way of our business, she was ready to die.

I do agree with you, we can not shine a light on us at this point, so I do not want an attorney ask too many questions so I did not hire anybody for that. We may need to hire a man in London to investrigate the zips, bust a few heads if needed. I will await there next email.

Also, forget that fucking dog shit Patrick Asshole, he is a total idiot and cannot be trusted, he works for nobody and is a dangerous maverick, so I am forgetting about him.

Your friend and dear partener,
Jack

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Hello Mr. Jack,

I am really not happy at this stage because i thought that by now you have finalized with the fuck zips and get mrs. maria jones money from them, i really never expect all this long disputations from you, all my thought is that you are capable to get mrs. maria jones fund from the zips, if the zips wants some money from you before they will proceed this fund release to you i advice that you should please send to the zips what ever amount they requested from you and kindly deduct it from my own share as soon as you receive mrs. maria jones from the zips, please mr. jack kindly do this so that you will get the zips to be convinced and release mrs. maria jones to you asap wiithout anymore delay, all this is making me to be afraid more and more because i do not want anyone to find out about this mrs. maria jones inheritance, you must finish with the zips now once and for all mr.jack and kindly make friend with the zips and follow there instructions so that they will agree to work on your behalf. i think we really need that patrick since the zips recommended him to you, i think he is the only one that can assist us over this issue, because i guess if he is not qualified the zips will not mention his name to you at the first place, i guess you should contact attorney patrick and plead to him to help us and get your inheritance from the zips as fast as possible before the zips can deny us this golden privilege and opportunity, if attorney patrick requires some amount before he can stand for you and help you to get mrs. maria jones fund from the zips i advice that you should trust attorney patrick since it was the zips that directed you to contact attorney patrick over this issue, i think he might be the right man which will use to track the zips down and get mrs. maria jones fund from them in a twinkle of an eye, we do not need to delay anymore over this issue before the zips will find a way to confiscate late mrs. maria jones inheritance since you have already made them to be away of her death, am scared, but i trust you mr. jack and i believe that my ideas will help so much if you can do just as i suggested by given a try and trust to attorney patrick send him the money which he requested since he was the attorney which the zips recognized as a qualified one to handle this case, i think is now better you should pay attorney patrick and use him to get mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips and you will dump the muther fucker attorney patrick immediately you receive the mrs. maria jones inheritance, i think this is simple to play mr. jack and i bet it gonna work if you can try my idea, i believe you can use attorney patrick to track the zips down, just try my idea mr. jack!!.

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Rommy,

Your idea has one big fucking problem - they want $17,000! Do you have fucking $17,000? I sure don't. Where the fuck I am supposed to get the money from? How about you pay them the money, you're a rich fucking doctor, then deduct the money from my share. Send $17,000 to me and I will pay the zips, if you think it is so easy to do. Thanks for the advice, I will await the money from you soonest you can get it to me.

Jack

Different zip with a new email address. Oh and he uses lowercase letters too. Intelligence level is up, maybe that is good news for me, am I going up the chain? This was sent before Rommy's last email, but it was in the spam folder so I answered out of order. Sometimes that works out better.

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ATTENTION: JACK SCHITT,

Proper drafting of a will naming a beneficiary requires careful planning and execution to prevent other relatives, or even the state, from taking the inheritance. Depending on the laws in our state, the deposited society in question will adapt with the state probate court and assign a guardian to oversee the estate until the all legal required processes is done. While the high court’s typically appoint a close relative of the late deceased, it is up to the company to assign with the court who to choose as guardian or rightful beneficiary. Billions of pounds of unclaimed funds are held in our special accounts and we are waiting to be reunited with the funds' rightful owners. Sometimes the assets of a deceased relative or friend become lost or go unclaimed for years. Often bank accounts, trusts, bonds and royalties can be missed. In order to claim property from a deceased individual, you must be a rightful beneficiary who is either mentioned in the will or is a legal heir. While trying to acquire assets of the deceased from the zip security and finance company, you must be cooperative with our instructions and legal service and you must pay the accumulative fees that might occur during the fund release processes, no money should be remove from the deposited amount in question till all the legal process is done properly just as we instructed.

The fund which you are claiming the beneficiary worth’s £3.500, 000.00pounds, and it is under insurance coverage here in zip security and finance company, if you are really serious and capable of claiming late Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones fund I advice you should be cooperative with us and follow our rightful instructions and directions of service, you have to send the required fee of $17,000usd in advance and no money can be deduct from the deposited fund till the legal processes is done properly based on our instructions. And the fund will be transfer into your bank account wholesomely without tampering by any person; no charge/charges can be withdrawn or deducted from the fund in question until the fund is transfer into your nominated bank account. If you agree, and you are ready to cooperate with our legal instructions and service over your request, kindly reply back immediately for our legal instructions and authentic service.

Sincerely,
Desmond Roland.
Senior Manager,
Zip security and finance company, London.
1/08/2012.

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Mr Desmond Roland,

I am glad to finally talk to someone from your company that has intelligence and understanding, and I appreciate your response. I would like to further inquire about the status of my claim.

1. Who is the executor of the state?
2. When and where is the probate court?
3. How soon before I can receive the money that is due to me?
4. Have you seen the evidence of this case that I am the rightful beneficiary?
5. Is there any fast way that we can quickly complete the process since I am the only heir?
6. Mrs. Jones has some unpaid medical bills, am I responsible for those bills? That would be unfair because I did not receive any medical treatment and did everything I could to save her life.

I appreciate your advice and will like to follow your construction of this event. After it is all settled, I will be sure to make sure you are very rewarded for any help you give me in this process.

Kind regards,
Jack Schitt

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Mr. Jack i thought that you are worthy and financial capable to convince the zips enough as late mrs. maria jones beneficairy to enable you get mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips, i do not even know that you are not prepared and capable to handle this transaction at the first place before asking for my partnership over this issue, you never tell me at the first place that you did not have money to handle this transaction with the zips, now what is the need of me involving my self in this and killing an innocent woman just for nothing sake, i dont think that God will forgive me for this shit you have put me into, now look at what you are telling me.

Best regards,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

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Rommy,

Piss off you whiny bitch, fucking beggar, supposed doctor without a penny to your name. WHere is your help? You are good at killing people and complaining, how the fuck could you ever hope to run a hospital when you are such an asshole?

I have some money, idiot, but not $17,000. Send me $5,000 and I will come up with the rest, then your mouth will have room to talk.

Good news, I finally found a zip with a brain, Mr Desmond Roland, he is the senior manager. He writes like an adult, not like the other zips. I will be following his instruction from this point, so dont worry such much and quit complaining to me. This process takes time, so figure out your part and send me $5,000 as soon as you can.

Regards,
Jack

Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 2:37 am

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ATTENTION: JACK SCHITT,

Zip security and finance company is a body coporate private company established by means of an Act of the parliement and having its corporate office here in England, UK.

1, I Mr. Desmond Roland is the executor of the state.
2, The probate will take immediate effect as soon as you send the required fees of $17,000usd, it will take place at supreme court of England.
3, You will receive your due money 3days after all the legal processes is done on your behalf by the zip security and finance company, your fund will be transfer into your bank account via KTT safe and fast fund transfer system.
4, Yes I saw the paper that bears your name as the rightful beneficiary of Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones.
5, Yes and the only fast way to complete your request is for you to send the required fee of $17,000usd for the legal processes and obtaining of our the required documents that will declared you the full right owner of the fund.
6, I really sympathize with you for the lost of your beloved one Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones, please accept my condolence.

If you agree, and you are ready to cooperate with my legal instructions and service over your request, kindly reply back immediately so that I will give you our payment options for you to send the required fee of $17,000usd to me for the immediate process of Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones inheritance to be release to you legally and successfully without any Hitch.

Sincerely,
Desmond Roland.

Aug 2, the killing and stealing doctor is getting edgy...

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Hello Mr. Jack,

You can go on and insult me simple because i do not have money at the moment to assist you over the zips request, but you forget-ted that my ideas matters so much to you because if you eventually succeeded in getting mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips you will become more richer than you are now, you are just good at insulting people, even people that are good and helpful to you, now just look at what you are asking me where is my help?, you forget-ted that without my intelligent and effort commitment to you over this issue you will never have anything that will present you to the zips as mrs. maria jones inheritor, you forget-ted that i took a very big risk to steal the proofs documents of this fund from mrs. maria jones hand bag and i send it to you with trust and sincere heart, i also hold mrs. jones and get her to signed the letter of beneficiary which bears your name as mrs. maria jones next of kin that will gives you right to contact the zips and request for the claim of mrs. maria jones inheritance, i also spend all the money i have in my hand to wipe out every tress of mrs. maria jones death so that the sloan katterring memorial cancer center will not look for any relation of mrs. maria jones anymore over the death and bill clearance of the late deceased, you just think that things work easily mr. jack by neglecting all my sincere assistance and help to make you even stand proudly to the zips and defend the claim of mrs. maria jones as the beneficiary, just because of 17.000usd you have to pay to the zips for there processes thats why you are insulting me and calling me names without knowing that i can get upset and decided to contact the zips and tell them that you are not really the next of kin to mrs. maria jones, if you insult me again i will know that you are such an ingrate and i will quite my self from this business before you will put me in trouble due to your rudeness and manner of approach. i never expect that you will be asking for my help again over the zips, i thought you are capable to handle the zips and get mrs. maria jones inheritance from them, i have done my part and i did it very very well and perfect, so now is your turn to do your part and also do it very very well just as i did in killing and stealling of mrs. maria jones important docs and send to you, i really do not expect all this attitude and delays from you over the recovering of mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips, despite that you know how much the inheritance worth.

I am really a poor doctor just as you already know and i am expecting to be rich through this transaction and this was the reason why i agree to work with you as a partner and give you my assistant in anyway that i can, but financially i am poor and without a good salary here in this shitty fucking hospital and that's why i cant help mrs maria jones and pay for her dialysis operation before you came up with this great idea, all my hope and trust right now rely in your victory and success over the zips so that you will succeeded and get mrs.maria jones inheritance from the zips and send my share to me even if it is 30% of the total 5.5million dollars i receive from you i will be happy and i will use it wisely and set up my dream medical center to be able to keep a good food on the table and take good care of my family needs and make them to be happy forever.

Best regards,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

I dont think the zips know what an executor is/does...

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Mr Roland,

THanks for your considered response to my email. At this time I have further questions.

1. As the executor of the estate, what other assets did Mrs Jones have? Did she have a car and a house? Will these belong to me also? Also, all her other property, is that mine? Where can I go to look at it? In particular I believe she had a stash of gold coins, I am very interested in getting that. Do you have a list of her entire estate? If so, I would like to make a claim on all of that too. What about her property that she left at the hospital? I want that very much. Send me the list of her assets please, thanks so much.

2. Have you heard from the brothers of your client Gilbert Jones? If so, please be very careful with them, Mrs Jones told me that they were the ones who murdered Gilbert Jones with poisson! A very fishy death! Let me know at once if you hear from them, please and again I thank you!

3. As executor, I believe you must entertain all claims against the estate. Has the hospital made a claim? Be sure to check on this, Mrs Jones had some unpaid bills even though I tried my best to help her. We may be able to sue the hospital for additional funds, due to it was there fault she died, so you can remind them of that fact so they may not want to seek payment in exchange I will not press charges against them.

4. Under law, the estate must pay the executor (you) all your fees, so I believe it is best for you to collect the $17,000 directly from Mrs Jones estate. I am only the beneficiary, all the bills are belong to the estate, including all legal fees. Once I receive my rightful money and property, I will assure you of 10% of the proceeds which is quite alot, in exchange you will work with me to quickly settle this case. Do you agree to this? Thanks and God bless you!

Regards,
Jack Schitt (beneficiary)

The request for a meeting should put him off guard hopefully...

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Dear Rommy

I am very sad to hear your hash words towards me are you angry? Please I would never consider to cut your share to 30% we had agreed to 40% and my word is my bond. I wanted to increase your share to 50% but I had to promise 10% to the zips to keep them quiet. You may be a poor shitty doctor but you are very good at killing and stealing and those are very good skills and your ideas will neve be forget-ted by me. I am look forward to the day when we can all laugh about this and also your family. But for now you must be very patients with me I must protect your personality from the zips if you tell them the truth we will all be ruined.

I think it is time for us to meet face to face so you willl know my position. When is a good day to visit you at the hospital? We can meet somewhere nearby for lunch where do you normally eat your lunch? I have some news I want to meet you in person.

Regards
Jack

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Hello Mr. Jack,

I read your email and only thing i will you tell you is this, if you know what is good just go straight and do it to save our time, interest and personalities because i never believe that this mrs. maria jones inheritance claim is going to take us so much time up till this moment, anyway thanks for offering me 40% of the fund, i appreciate so much, but i dont think that offering the zips 10% of mrs. maria jones inheritance is wrong because this zips will say that offering them10% of the fund is too much and this might make them to start suspecting you and they might start proper investigation over you if care is not taking we might enter in jail for the killing of late mrs. maria jones and claiming of her estate, Mr. Jack frankly speaking all my hope and thought is that you are really equal to the tax to follow up with the instructions and requirements of the zips to convince them and get mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips as mrs. jones next of kin without any doubt or delay from the zips, this is what matters to me and not meeting with you in person because meeting with you in person is very very dangerous to me because of the nature of my job, and i do not like tress, i prefer to be free and poor with my family than to spend the rest of my life in prison, so mr. jack lets forget about meeting with each other for now till we achieve this transaction and you get mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips successfully, then i will come and meet with you in person but before then i have quite working here in this hospital and also stop working for people and become my own boss, then i will be free and capable to stand any circumstance, but for now what matters to me and you mr. jack is this 5.5million dollars which you need to claim from the zips as fast as possible, after this our relationship can start fully with trust and confidence and i hope we can do more great things in future.

Best regards,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

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Dr Rommy,

I went to your hospital web site and found a list of all the doctors there. Your name is not on the list. Why?

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ATTENTION: JACKSCHITT,

Sequel to the receipt of your email and questions;

1, Late Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones did not mention any of her otherestate to the zip security and finance company, the only thing she has with us was this fund deposited by her late husband Mr. Gilbert Jones, the amount of the deposited fund is £3.5million pounds.

2, Know we have not heard anything from late Gilbert Jonesbrothers.

3, After the confirmation of late Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones we have not been in communication with the hospital up till this moment, and noone has come for the claim of late Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones estate apart from you.

4, Thanks foryour offer, but I want you to know that the fund which you are claiming the beneficiary worth the sum of £3.5million pounds and it is under insurance coverage here in zip security and finance company, that means you have to send the required fee of $17,000usd upfront from your personal pocket, and kindly bear in mind that no fee can be deduct from the deposited fund of late Mr.Gilbert Jones till all the legal processes is done properly based on our instructions. And the fund will be transfer into your bank account wholesomely without tampering by any person; no charge/charges can be withdrawn or deducted fromt he fund in question until the fund is transfer into your nominated bank account. If you are ready to cooperate with our legal instructions and service over your request, kindly reply back immediately for our legal instructions and authentic service.

Sincerely,
Desmond Roland.
Senior Manager,
Zip security andfinance company, London.
06/08/2012.

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Rollie,

1. How can you be an executor but you dont know shit about her estate except for one thing, the deposit. How can anything get through the probate court if you don't know shit?

2. So you do know about her brothers? What are the names?

3. Under law a person has up to six months to make a claim, so we will see what the hospital does. What did they say when you contact them about the death certificate?

4. There is no fucking way I am sending $17,000 so forget about that. I do have $12,000, so wait for two months or more before I have that kind of money. What a fucked up system! Can only rich people make a claim on the entitled share? Don't be like that, I can tell when I am dealing with a good person or bad person. Choose wisely my brother.

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With due respect, I abhor your manner of written, but it will not stop me from doing my job and duty as a senior manager of zip security and finance company. Sequel to the receipt of your email and questions;

1, the only thing which Late Mr. Gilbert Jones deposited with us was this fund which you are claiming at the moment, and nothing more. The probate court will approve your claim if only the zip security and finance company accepts you as the rightful receiver of Late Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones inheritance after all the required documents are obtained.

2, I do not know anything about her brothers and their names.

3, be informed that the fund which you are claiming was already dormant at the moment, and here in zip security and finance company dormant funds are undesirable, we incur huge price in maintaining dormant accounts just like every other finance groups and banks, and we maintain special security for signature cards, under our company rules and regulation, after a confirmation of the death of any of our client,zip security and finance company gives the next of kin 3months only to claim his or her estate/estates, or it will be confiscated by the zip security and finance company as unclaimed, we have no business with hospitals anymore after a confirmation of the death certificate of our clients.

4, The $17,000usd is the emolument that required from you for the legal processes of your claim and it has to be paid by you completely before the zip security and finance company and their accredited attorney will accept to do their legal processes on your behalf,without the emolument been paid completely your request will not be accomplish and the zip security and finance company has every right to confiscate your inheritance falling to comply to their legal instructions.

Sincerely,
Desmond Roland.
Senior Manager,
Zip security andfinance company, London.
07/08/2012.

Doesn't like my manner of "written", eh? Bet he hates this answer:

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Attention: Roland

With due respect, you are doing a piss-poor job of managing, how the hell did you get to be senior manager, I guess you have nothing but illiterates working at zip, because you are doing a SHITTY job of handling this transaction.

1. How can an executor know nothing about the person? You people are IDIOTS. How can I make a claim to the probate court of all Mrs JOnes property when I get numbskulls like the zips saying "duh, I dont know anything". Worthless fucks, you are.

2.No surprise, you dont know anything really.

3. Your so-called 3 months is BULLSHIT. Mrs Jones husband died two years ago, why did she not receive her rightful claim 3 months after he died? You are a bunch of lying motherfuckers, it is your fault she died because of your laziness, you are criminals, I want to meet you in person so I can KICK YOUR ASS.

4. What is the procedure for me to pay the emolument? Bank transfer? How can I pay when you didn't tell me how to pay? What a cluster fuck your company is. How can you retards stay in business when you treat your costumers so badly?

Please do not take this as an insult on your personality, but your company is a bunch of incompetents. If you want some suggestions on how to improve your performance, just let me know.

Get back to me with the details for sending money, I want to fnisht this as fast as possible because I am seek to death of the stupid zips and there lies.

Respectfully yours,
Jack

Rommy writes back in another long single sentence...

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Hello Mr. Jack,

My name is not placed in the hospital faculty list because i am representing Dr. Allison, James P, and his name was already on the faculty members list, the hospital management will redesign the mskcc website soonest and they will make all the amendments, but before then i wish to be in my own private constructed medical center after you have received mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips, mr. jack you really insulted me because of money and in your previous emails you called me names which i don't like just because i cant raise 5,000usd which you ask from me to enable you complete the less so that the zips will do their legal process and release mrs. maria jones inheritance to you, after i finished reading your e-mail 3days ago i am thinking where on earth can i raise some money to assist you over the zips request of 17,000usd, yesterday night i discussed with my wife and i convince her to borrow me 5,000usd from our joint account that i want to use it for something important as urgent as possible, she told me that 5,000usd is too much to withdraw from our joint account, that all she can allow me to withdraw from the account is only 4,000usd, and i am having atleast 1,400usd right now in my pocket, and i am ready to support and add it together with the 4,000usd which i will get from our joint account today making it total sum of 5,400usd, i think all will be ok for us now and we will get mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips, i want you to contact the zips immediately and ask them to give you there accountant name and address where we can send their required fee so that i will send my part of 5,000usd direct to the zips immediately through western union fast money transfer on your behalf, while you send the remaining 12,000usd to the zips immediately so that they will start the process of releasing mrs. maria jones inheritance to you as the next of kin as fast as possible without anymore delay, i will like this to be done and completed as fast as possible without anymore delay, this was the reason why i want to borrow money from my wife to enable us complete this transaction as fast possible, i want you to contact the zips immediately for their accountant name and address so that we will send this required fee process fee to the zips for the immediate release of mrs. maria jones inheritance to you as fast as possible as the rightful owner of the fund.

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Rommy,

I do not see Dr. Allison, James listed on the web site, what the fuck are you talking about? Also, why would Dr Allison need a murdering thief and liar like you to represent him? Are you loosing your mind?

I like the idea of you sending $5400 dollars, it is best for you to send it to me by Cashiers Cheque at this address:
Jack Schitt
1108 Sperry Lane
Charleston, WV 25311

But if you want, send it to me by Western Union, I have asked the zips for there payment address, but those idiots are so fucking stupid they never told me that yet, what a bunch of clowns, they are the dumbest people I have ever met, it would raise their eyebrown if you send money to them, better to send it to me and I will pass it on, the sooner this is over the better for me and also for you, because at this point I think it is better that we do not meet face to face until after I have all the money, I think you are falling apart due to commiting murder on Mrs Jones, you are probably feeling guilty about that, that is why you are saying all this dumb childish shit to me now, I will forgive you my brother after the deal is a success, which it MUST NOT FAIL NOT AFTER I HAVE PUT SO MUCH WORK INTUIT.

Regards,
Jack

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I acknowledge the receipt of your e-mail and I acquiesced with your demand. Our company receives emoluments from ourcustomers through bank transfer or western union money transfer, bank transfertakes a long period of time before the money comes into our bank account due to security reason, but western union money transfer takes only 1day and our account department will receive the emolument here in UK successfully. Since you needed the alacrity of our service over your claim, we advice you should send the emolument to the listed names below through western union money transfer, because it is faster and convenient.

Our accountant names are;

FullNames: Address:
VanessaBale 25b LombardRoad
ElizaBarton Wimbledon,
StevenBenson London, UK.
KateEllison SW19 3TZ

You are advice to send the emolument of $17,000usd to the above listed names through western union money transfer; the address is the same to all the 4 names listed above, you have to send $4,000usd to each of the first 3 names listed above, and the remaining $5,000usd has to be send to the last 4th name which is Kate Ellison. Kindly send me copies of the western union payment slip as soon as you made the payments just as I instructed, or you can write me down all the payment information such as: control numbers, senders name, senders address, question and answer text, receivers name and country, and amount sent. As soon I receive the payments slip or listed payments information’s from you our accountant department will confirm your payment from the western union agent or office the same day, and we the zip security and finance company will start immediately with our diligent service over your claim.

Sincerely,
Desmond Roland.
Senior Manager,
Zip security andfinance company, London.
08/08/2012.

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Roland,

What is this, the clown show? Pay four different people? Are you out of your fucking mind? You want me to write down the details, why, is your account department too stupid? Send them to school so they are not all incompetents.

Give me your bank account details only and quit being such a fucking asshole. Why do they only employ the stupidest children at the zips security? You stupid motherfuckers have been delaying this shit for a month, why?

Kind regards,
Jack

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Hello Mr. Jack,

How could you say that you do not see Allison James P on the faculty member list?, i guess you do not even know where to find the faculty members on the webpage, anyway thats not my problem now, my major problem now and most concern is for the zips to agree to release mrs. maria jones inheritance to you so that i will get my own share and start up my own hospital building project and other little project which i have in mind for the help and support of my family needs. Mr. Jack you can go ahead and insult me by calling me a mudering thief and a liar just because i agree at the first place to trust you and work with you, but now i have seen that you are an insultive and irresponsible man, there is no problem, i do not care who you are or where you are living, you are so insultive and non co-operative, this was exactly the reason why you could not be able to accomplish this transaction and get mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips uptil this very moment, all you are after is insulting me and calling me bad names after all my helps and assistance to you to even make you to be proud as the rightful next of kin of Mrs. maria jones before the zips, you forget that without my idea, effort assistance and financial support you can never have any proof that will even make the zips to listen to you at the very first place as mrs. maria jones next of kin without any proof paper or documents, now all you can do is to go on and insult me and call me murderer and crminal and liar, thank you so much for all your insults and nonrecognition towards me, but for your prompt information i want you to know that i am not sending my 5,000usd to you or to your home address for many reasons, so i prefer to send the 5,000usd direct to the zips in London, so what you have to do is to contact the zips and send your own part of 12,000usd to the zips and let me know immediatey so that i wil use thesame method to send the remaining balance of 5,000usd to the zips in London through western union or money gram money transfer on your behalf, it will not raise there eyebrow, rather it will make the zips to know that you do not have much money that was the reason why someone like a poor doctor like me is helping you to send the remaining 5,000usd to them for the completion and accomplishment of your request and release of mrs. maria jones inheritance to you as the next of kin, thats what matters to me and you, and nothing more.

You have insulted me so much Mr. Jack and at this moment i am not going to take any of your insults anymore, send me the zips payments name and address immediately you send your own 12,000usd to the zips so that i will use thesame method to send the remaining 5,000usd to the zips immediately so that this transaction will be successful and accomplished as fast as possible without anymore insults from you, because is really getting to my nerves and if you dont stop insulting me and calling me names frankly speaking i will deny you before the zips as the real next of kin of late mrs. maria jones, and i will write an email to the zips from our hospital official e-mail addrress and i will tell the zips not to release mrs. maria jones inheritance to you, that you are a criminal and a liar, so better take your time and be very careful with the way you talk to me Mr. Jack, i guess you an ingrate and i am ready to fuck you up if you mess up with my intelligent and personality, better be careful with the way you talk to me if you really want to receive mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips successfully just as me and you wish, or i will mess up this deal at this moment.

Best regards,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

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Rommy,

Due to your smart mouth, I am reducing your share to 25% only. It is not an insult to call you a murderer, you are the one that murdered Mrs. Jones. You are the thief that stole her pepperwork. You are the one telling lies to your hospital to cover your traces. The truth is you are not a good and kind person, but instead very evil. We cannot be friends with your bad altitude, so do not write to me anymore, I will contact you in two weeks after I have settled the zips. Keep your $5000 to yourself, I don't abide by poor beggars complaining all the time.

Kind regards,
Jack

The crazy "change the percentage of fake money" modality pisses them off...

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Hello Mr. Jack,

After i finish reading your e-mail just now i felt some disappointed by your word saying that you are going to reduce my percentage to 25%, why?, for what reason?, is it because you are the one to claim mrs. maria jones from the zips that was the reason why you think that you can talk to me any how and do only what pleases you, anyway, i heard all you said and i have return my wife money to her, i will be waiting for you to contact me once you finalize with the zips to send me my share just as we discussed in the very first beginning of this transaction, unless you want me to contact the zips by my self and spoil everything, my share is 40% and nothing less than that, unless you want to loose mrs. maria jones fund to the zips, think wisely and reason with me mr. Jack for the sake of our success after all our suffering over the killing and claiming of mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips, i will wait for your update asap..

Best regards,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

He is in a weird spot - threatening me with killing his own deal!

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Dear asshole,

Your share is now 20%, you will never speak to me this way again. When you see me in person you will know my position, please let your wife wipe your baby ass now, you fucking faggot. Call the zips and you will loose it all, idiot.

Yours my dear,
Jack

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I acknowledge the receipt of your e-mail and I want you to know that it was for the purpose of our alacrity service over your request that was the reason why I ask you to send the emolument through western union money transfer to the names of our accountant officers which was listed to you in my previous mail. But since you prefer to send the emolument through bank account transfer, below is our senior accountant bank account information:

BankName: NatWest Bank
Accountant name: E. Ekpe
Address of Accountant: 1 stamford Street,London, United Kingdom
Accountnumber: 21110212
SortCode: 600525
IBAN: GB88NWBK60052521110212
BIC: NWBKGB2L
Branchaddress: Five Ways Childwall LiverpoolL15 6YD.

Paymentinstruction:

Youare advice to divide the emolument of $17,000usd by two and first transfer8,500usd into our above listed bank account due to the instruction limit, immediately you receive the payment slip of the first $8,500usd transfer confirmation from your banker, you can immediately transfer the remaining $8,500usd immediately intothe same above listed bank account making it all total sum of $17,000usd. Kindly send to me two payment slips of 8,500usd each to my mail box once you make the emolument payment just as we instructed so that our account department will confirm your payment immediately I receive the payment slips from you, and we the zip security and finance company will start the process of your claim as soon as we confirm the receipt of your payment into just as instructed.

Sincerely,
Desmond Roland.
Senior Manager,
Zip security andfinance company, London.
09/08/2012.

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Dear

You are the stupidest motherfucker I have ever met in my life. I will go to the bank tomorrow, I doubt they will believe your bullshit.

You are fucking up this deal asshole, better get your head out.

Kind regards,
Jack

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Hello Mr. Jack,

I want you to know that i really do not care about your position Jack because i am a professional, i can never loose my share instead you will loose yours, you forgotten that i am the mafia that arrange all this possibility to make you look real before the zips as the true next of kin of mrs.maria jones, bear in mind that if you threat me again by saying that you will reduce my percentage i will make a very very fast arrangement to present someone else to the zips as the real brother and next of kin to late Mrs. maria Jones, i will do every possible arrangement to make sure that the zips do not believe you anymore as mrs. maria jones next of kin, and you will not receive a dim from the zips, just try me and you will see my capability, i never know that you are such an ingrate, and frankly speaking you do not worth my respect anymore because you have insulted me and my family so much, but i am ready to fight you with the last drop of my blood if you ever try to cheat me on my percentage, is a promise.

Best regards,
Dr. Austine Rommy

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Rommy,

I am seek and tired of all your bullshit man. It is clear that you can never be trusted, at this point I wonder if everything you told me is a lie. I am out of this deal, it is not worth the trouble you and the idiot zips have cause me. You and mrs maria jones brother can deal with the zips. I am not sending them the $17000 so you can pay that yourself too. Good luck with your hospital, I pray I am never a patient there because you might kill me.

Your ex-partner,
Jack

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Desmond,

Good news, Dr Rommy from the hospital found Mrs Jones brother, he is the true beneficiary, I was just her good friend, so I have decided to let him handle your emolument. You are advice to contact Dr Rommy with alacrity so you can clear up the fund before the three months is over and you have to confisticate the money for yourself.

It has been very enlightening working with the zips, I can be sure to tell all my friends about your company service.

Kind regards and best wishes,
Jack Schitt

Rommy wants me back.

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Hello Mr. Jack,

After i finished reading your e-mail i understand that you are afraid of me now, yes everything i told you is not lie, it is 100% truth, i don't mean to scare you but i am telling you my mind to stop insulting me, i never mean to spoil your name before the zips and also i never meant to replace someone on your behalf, Jack how could you think that i could do such a thing after all our suffering over this issue?, frankly speaking i am not evil the way you think, i have never killed anyone in my life until you came up with this deal and idea of killing an innocent woman mrs. maria jones and claiming his inheritance, you know exactly well that without you i can never ever do this deal with someone else apart from you, because i will put my self in trouble if i ever tell someone else about this deal, please do not allow all our suffering to be in vain Jack and also do not allow the zips to see us a jokers so that they will not deny us this golden opportunity of building my own hospital while you set up your own ranch just as you wish, my dear mr. Jack please think wisely and please do not back off in this deal because if you back and say wrong thing to zips they will never ever believe anyone else to claim mrs. maria jones inheritance. i never meant to hurt you and i never mean to threat you my dear partner and friend Mr. Jack, i want you to know very well that i am not evil and i am not bad, i can be fully trusted without any doubt Jack, you know how we started and you know that i trust you so much, only that i am upset with the way you insult me over this deal, please i want you to forgive my manner and always know that i will never ever do anything to hurt you in my life, and i will never contact the zips to tell them that you are not the real next of kin, i am just upset that's was the reason why i sound in such manner, please forgive me mr. Jack and complete this deal with the zips asap so that you will get mrs. maria jones 5.5million dollars from the zips, please mr. Jack we should not end up like this without accomplishment and success of this deal.

Thanks for your understanding and best regards,

Yours partner,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

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Rommy,

It is too later for tears of regret now, I already told the zips you found the real beneficiary (brother of Mrs Jones) and that I was out of the deal. How can I go back now? Besides I spent some money on a new car yesterday (used model) so I no longer have the full $17,000 to send. I can think of no way out of this, the zips already know I am not the real beneficiary. Because of your bad temper now our money is lost, my dream of a ranch is crushed to dust. Why did you have to say those hurtful things to me?

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Mr. Jack,

Nothing is too late for us, the zips will never take what belong to us, not even after all our suffering over this issue, you go too far by contacting the zips and telling them that i found the brother of mrs maria jones, how could you do such a thing my dear partner?, is it because of what i said?, partner i want you to know that i never meant what i said, the reason why i told you such word is because i don't want you to dump or cheat me after all my suffering and effort over this deal, i am just confused and heart broken when you say that you will reduce my percentage to 20% that was the reason why i used such word to make you be afraid of me and not to reduce my percentage to 20%. if not i never ever have anything bad or evil in my mind against you, all my hope, body and soul is in this fund which you have you to claim from the zips so that i will start my hospital building project and while you set up your ranch, you are the person that brought this idea and i appreciate your idea so much in the first place that was the reason why i agree to work with you as partner to help us get mrs. maria jones from the zips, but i think it is never too late for you to claim mrs. maria jones fund from the zips no matter what you said to the zips, you are the real beneficiary/next of kin to mrs. maria jones and you are the only rightful person to receive her inheritance worth 5.5million, nothing can stop us from getting this fund mr. jack, i want you to know that you have every needed proof as the real next of kin and beneficairy to late mrs. maria jones because your name is on the next of kin/beneficairy documents which mrs. maria jones signed on your behalf before she died, so i think that paper of beneficiary if a very strong evidence and proof that you are the real beneficiary of mrs. jones and that's final. i think the zips has no choice to release mrs. jones fund to you because of the proof documents which you already send to the zips. You can still claim mrs. jones fund from the zips my dear partner mr. Jack, all you need to do is to contact the zips and tell them that you are the real next of kin and receiver of mrs. jones fund, tell the zips that mrs. jones has no biological brother or sister, that the reason why you told them that you are out of the deal is because you are no longer happy with their delay and complication service over your claim, this was why you wanted to quite for someone else to make the claim, but after your thoughts and thinking today over what you told them, you find out that your decision is not normal and legal to replace someone on your behalf because you are really the next of kin of late mrs. maria jones just as the beneficiary paper proofs, and secondly you do not want to disappoint your good lovely friend late mrs. jones after all she told you and confide her inheritance to you as her next for kin for the execution of her wish with this deposited fund by her late husband late mr. gilbert jones. I think the zips has no right to doubt you as the real beneficiary of mrs. maria jones because the beneficiary paper bears your name and it was signed by mrs. maria jones in our hospital before she died, and you already forwarded all the proof documents to the zips, so kindly bear in mind that apart from you mr Jack Schitt the zips can never release this inheritance to anyone else apart from you, because you are the real beneficiary just as the beneficiary paper proof.

So do not be afraid of the zips my dear partner mr. jack because you have all the proof and right to claim mrs. jones inheritance from the zips as fast as you can without any doubt or more delay, please do not allow misunderstanding to make us loose what belong to us to the zips, i am really sorry and apologies to you for saying such words to you in my previous e-mail, all i want you to know is that my conscience is blaming me for the killing of mrs. maria jones because i have never ever kill any Gods creature in my life since i was born, this is my first time to do such a thing and i did it for you, for me and happiness of our family once you receive mrs. maria jones fund from the zips.

Best regards and i wish you a happy Sunday,
Yours friend and partner,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

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Rommy,

To answer your question, I contacted the zips because you said "i will make a very very fast arrangement to present someone else to the zips as the real brother and next of kin to late Mrs. maria Jones, i will do every possible arrangement to make sure that the zips do not believe you anymore as mrs. maria jones next of kin, and you will not receive a dim from the zips, just try me and you will see my capability"

That made me tell the zips to contact you and the new next of kin. Have they contacted you yet? What did you tell them? Luckily those people are idiots so we should still be able to easily trick them into doing our bidding.

The good news is that I am increasing your share to 50% so you could never be angry with me again, we will be equal partners. As equal partners, we will each pay half of the $17,000, so immediately send your $5000 to me or the zips, and then work on borrowing the last $3500 of your share. I will try to get $8500 on my side but it will be harder now since I just bought a new (used) car since I thought had you kicked me out of the deal so I decided to use the money because my old car was not running very good and the air conditioning did not work which as you know is very difficult in the hot summer months.

Let me know of your progress and also tell me of your emails with the zips so I will know what to tell them before I can email them again so our stories will match perfectly.

Regards,
Jack

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Hello Mr. Jack,

Yes the zips sends me several emails this morning, they asked me who was the rightful receiver of mrs. jones inheritance and i responded to them immediately, I told the zips that the name of the rightful receiver of late mrs. maria jones inheritance is Mr. Jack Schitt, i told the zips that before mrs. maria jones died she confide her estates to Mr. Jack Schitt and also she told me to make sure that her inheritance is release to her partner/beneficiary Mr. Jack Schitt so that he will use the fund to accomplish her humanitarian project just as she wish, after that the zips contacted me again and asked me why did Mr. Jack Schitt contacted them and told them that he is not the real receiver of the fund instead it is the brother of mrs. maria jones was the real beneficiary, I responded to the zips again immediately and told the zips that mrs. maria jones do not have any brother or sister, all the time she spent in our hospital here before die she never mention any ones name to me apart from Mr. Jack Schitt, i told the zips that Mr. Jack Schitt was the only and real beneficiary of mrs. maria jones inheritance that they should check out the beneficiary document and they will see your name in the doc.

The zips said that you are delaying so much over the issue and you ask so many questions as if this is a joke, i told the zips that the cause of your delay over your claim was because the 17,000usd is too much for you to raise as fast as possible just as requested, this was the reason why you told them to contact me for the real beneficially.

Finally, the zips believe my story and they agree again to continue with the processes of releasing mrs. maria jones to you as soon as they receive the emolument of 17,000usd from you just as they requested, i told the zips that the 17,000usd can not be raised alone by you because you do not have such money with you presently, but i am ready to assist you with 5,000usd right now immediately so that you can be able to pay the remaining emolument easily to enable the process to be done so that late late inheritance will be release to you as fast as possible for you to use the fund and start mrs. maria jones project just as she instructed before she died in our hospital some weeks ago. after the e-mail conversation with the zips i told the zips that we will like this processes to start immediately for the fund to be release to you without any more delay, the zips responded to me immediately and they gave me there account information and i told them that account will delay us so much that i prefer we should make the payment through western union money transfer for immediate and fast purpose, and the zips send their account name and address to me immediately and they ask me to send the 5,000usd to their accountant name through western union money transfer immediately, and they will be waiting to receive the remaining 12,000usd from you immediately so that they will start the legal processes immediately they receive the complete emolument of 17,000usd from us. I will be going to the bank with my wife once the bank open so that i will withdraw the 5,000usd from our joint account and i will send the 5,000usd to the zips accountant names and address through western union money transfer immediately just as the zips told me this morning, once i do that i will write you an e-mail and let you to know so that you will send your own part of 8,500usd to the zips immediately through western union money transfer for easy and fast process, and after we send the emolument to the zips we will beg them to please start the legal processes on your behalf immediately, that we will send the remaining 3,500usd to them as fast as possible, We do not need to delay one day again concerning this issue, we need to proof to the zips right now that you are serious to claim mrs. jones inheritance asap without anymore delay.

Best Regards,
Yours friend and partner,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

Aug 13

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Hello Mr. Jack,

I want to inform you that i have send 5,000usd right now to the zips through western union money transfer, and i have send the western union payment slip to the zips as well for confirmation, i hope they have receive my 5,000usd by now and they will be waiting to receive the remaining balance of 12,000usd from you as fast as possible, but since you said that we should divide the payment equal 8,500usd each, i really do not know how to raise the remaining 3,500usd as fast as possible, but i will try all my possible best to look for my own part of remaining 3,500usd and send it to the zips as fast as i can, but i pray that God will help us, i want you to contact the zips and send your own part of 8,500usd to the zips and please i will like you to make the payment to them through western union money transfer just as i did this afternoon for immediate and fast purpose of accomplishment of this deal asap, once the zips receive the 8,500usd from you adding up with my 5,000usd which i already sent to the zips this afternoon, that means 5,000usd +8,500usd making all a total sum of 13,500usd, i believe that this amount of money will convince the zips to know that you are serious over your claim and the zips will surely believe that we will pay them the remaining 3,500usd as fast as we can, and this will make them to work on your behalf and start the legal processes of releasing mrs. maria jones inheritance on your behalf without anymore delay or doubt. because i believe that obidient is better than sacrifice, and commitment is better than history, please my dear partner and friend Mr Jack i will like us to be so much commited over this deal to enable us accomplish this transaction asap, so that the zips will release late mrs. maria jones inheritance to you as fast as possible without anymore delay or complication.

Best regards and i will be waiting for your fast response so that we will finish this business as fast as possible and both of us will be very happy at the end,

Yours friend and partner,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

Hey, I get to ask for the receipt, that's a switch. I can hardly wait to hear the excuse!

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Rommy,

Which accountant did you pay? The zips gave me four names to split the payments to.

FullNames: Address:
VanessaBale 25b LombardRoad
ElizaBarton Wimbledon,
StevenBenson London, UK.
KateEllison SW19 3TZ

Also send me a copy of the receipt for my records, do this immediately.

Your partner (50%),
Jak

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Hello my partner Mr. Jack,

Good morning to you, the zips gave me two of there accountant names and address yesterday and the accountant names which they gave to me was Steven Benson and Kate Ellison, the zips told me that some countries can not send more than 5,000usd to one name through western union money transfer at once, so this was the reason why the zips gave me two of there accountant name and address for me to divide the payment of 5,000usd into two in case if the western union agent here in USA can not send all the 5,000usd at once, and also the zips told me that i should use the same contact address for the two payment to avoid error. So yesterday i tried all my possible best and i send the 5,000usd to the name of Steven Benson, address: 1 Stamford street London, United Kingdom. and immediately i send it i contacted the zips and inform them immediately by sending the western union payment receipt to the zips email address for confirmation, So i guess by now the zips will be waiting to receive the remaining payment emolument from you just as i told them yesterday during our e-mail conversation on your behalf as the real next of kin and beneficiary of late mrs. maria jones, please mr. jack i want you to try all your possible best to send the remaining emolument zips accountant names and address immediately so that the zips will see your serious commitment over your claim to enable them proceed with the legal processes of releasing mrs. maria jones inheritance to you as the rightful receiver as fast as possible without anymore delay.

I attached a copy of my payment western union money transfer payment receipt for your records just as you said, thou my scanning machine is not too good but i managed it.

Best regard and i awaits for your immediate response so that we will finish this deal as fast as possible,

Yours partner and friend,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

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Rommy,

What is the western union limit in your country of United State of America? I looked up your MTCN on the western union web site, it could find no such payment, are you sure the zips have collected it? I feel it is time for us to meet in person, I am driving up to your hospital tomorrow due to it being the 15th (visitor day). I am bringing cash with me so you can bring me to the same western union that you used. Reconfirm your cell number if you want to meet at your house, otherwise I will be at the hospital.

See you tomorrow,
Jack

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Hello my dear partner Mr. Jack,

Why did you like to make things difficult for me and for you over this issue?, Mr. Jack you supposed to be my trustful partner and both of us supposed to work in accordance with 100% sincerity and trust to enable our success over this issue, but at times you told me some discouraging words which always makes me to ask so many questions in my mind, how could you be doubting my word mr. jack?, you makes me feel afraid due to your act and delay over this issue, i am thinking in my mind that you might put me in trouble if i meet with you in person and i might go to jail for the killing of mrs. maria jones, i am seriously afraid mr. jack, i told you that the risk which i took in this very transaction is highly too much and this was the reason why i am afraid and i do not want to meet with you or the zips or any body till this deal is done successfully, no phone calls, no visit for security reason because i know that if i do any mistake our hospital will find out what i have been doing with you and i might end up in jail for committing murder, so for the sake of my life and the life of my two lovely kids i can not afford to make any open conversation with you or the zips over this deal which you put me into, till the deal is successfully and over. i think what is most important to us is the success and accomplishment of this deal, that's what matters, i tried all my best and convinced my wife and get 5,000usd from our joint account and send to the zips, and now what you are telling me was that the amount which i send to the zips is not up to 5,000usd, you did not even contact the zips to find out from them how much i send to them 2days ago, all you did is to check the mtcn number on the internet and tell is not up to 5,000usd, what does that proof mr. jack?, it proofs no trust and no believe, but you forget-ted that without trust and believe we can not achieve this deal successfully, why i am doing all this is because of the amount of money that is involve in this deal, because i know that if we eventually seceded in this deal and you get mrs. jones inheritance from the zips my percentage is going to help me so much and i will wipe out all my sad memories and tress, so my dear partner mr. jack i want you to trust me without all your heart and know that the exactly amount of money which i sent to the zips 2days ago on your behalf was 5,000usd, you can contact the zips to confirm from them for you to know that i am honest and truthful, i told you that the zips received the 5,000usd which i sent to them the same day and they waiting to receive the remaining balance of the emolument from you for the past few days to enable them proceed with the legal processes of releasing mrs. maria jones inheritance to you asap. i cant advice you to come to our hospital because the hospital management will not take it easy with you if they ever find out what we did to late mrs. maria jones, so i think is best and better we stay out of trouble over this issue and focus on the success and accomplishment of this deal and that all..

Best regards,
Yours partner and friend,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

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Rommy,

1. What did you tell the zips to explain why you sent them $5000? Did you say we are partners?

2. Are you a ghost at your own hospital? No photo? No phone?

Get back to me at once.

Let's poke the zips

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Zips,

I have been busy with other deals, I have instructing my partners to send your emulgent fee, have you received any funds on my behalve? If so how much and how much is the remainder of your emolient fee? I am getting very anktuous at this time and wonder why I have not heard from you? Are you doing anything or just sitting around like a bunch of fucking monkeys?

Get back to me at once.

Jack Schitt

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Hello Mr. Jack,

I never told the zips that we are partners, what i told the zips was that late mrs. maria jones was the person that introduce you to me as her friend and next of kin, that is how both of know each other. I am not a ghost, i am for real but is like i am staying here temporary here and i make every possible means to wipe out my profile and identity from this hospital and dis-gassed my self as a part time for now till i got my own share from you so that i will clean up everything concerning me and this hospital so that i will go away from here and set up my own private health care center someone where else asap, i told you that i am afraid and i do not want anyone to find out what we did, it must remain confidential between me and you. what matters to me mostly now is my share in this deal, because i know that it is the only thing that will give me rest of mind and security to enable me stay safely over here in united state without any tress or problem from anyone. have you contacted the zips and send your part payment to them to enable us finish this deal at once?.

I awaits for your immediate response and no more delay over this deal.

Best regards,
Yours partner and friend,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

Let's upset Rommy

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Your a fucking piece of shit liar. I sent $5000 to the zips. You still owe the zips $3500, you piece of shit liar.

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ATTENTION: JACK SCHITT,

Confirmation to the receipt of your e-mail, one of our accountantofficers Steven Benson has confirmed a receipt of $5,000.00USD from Late Mrs.Maria Jones medical specialist in New York that is the only payment we receivedon your behalf, the remaining balance of the emolument is $12,000.00USD. Wewill start the legal processes of the release of late Mrs. Maria Jones inheritanceto you legally and successfully as soon as our accountant officers confirm thereceipt of the remaining balance of the emolument just as instructed.

Sincerely,
Desmond Roland.
Senior Manager,
Zip security andfinance company, London.
16/08/2012.

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Asshole,

I have made another payment, collect it at once.

SENDER'S NAME: CHANTAL DIARRA
MTCN: 9891454081
AMOUNT: $5,000 USD
TEST QUESTION: WHEN
TEST ANSWER: NOW

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ATTENTION: JACK SCHITT,

Acknowledgement to the receipt of your payment information which you sent to me this evening, i want to inform you that it is night here in London right now and all western union agents are already closed for today, Be rest assured that first thing tomorrow morning our accountant officer Steven Benson will go to the western union office to receive the $5,000usd payment which you send to his name, once Steven Benson confirm the receipt of your payment tomorrow morning i will inform you immediately.

A new word for his vocabulary - fractious.

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ATTENTION: JACK SCHITT,

What was this fractious behavior of yours means?, Our accountant officer Steven Benson just came back from the western union office this morning saying that the money you sent was not showing on the western union monetary computer page over here in London, and the money cannot be withdraw from any western union system here in London. It was only showing available to pick up by receiver, but it cannot be withdraw from any western union agent down here, what was the meaning of that?, whose name did you use as the receivers name?, I want you to kindly send to me a copy of the western union money transfer payment slip with the full details for authentic verification of your payment made by Chantal Diarra, the first payment of $5,000usd was received successfully from Austine Rommy by our accountant officer Steven Benson. But this second payment of $5,000usd which was sent by Chantal Diarra was having a problem to pick up, Why?, we are venerable company, and refusing to display even a modicum of sensitivity might make you to lose our alacrity service, kindly verify the payment of Chantal Diarra from your side and get back to me with the correct information of payment or the western union payment slip immediately for your payment verification and confirmation at the western union money transfer office here in London as fast as possible.

Sincerely,
Desmond Roland.
Senior Manager,
Zip security and financecompany, London.
17/08/2012.

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Zips,

It means you are a fucking idiot. YOu are the asshole that said to send the money to four different people, dont you remember your own words? Who told you the money was sent to Steve Benson? He has already picked up his payment, why would he get a second payment? Read your own directions, idiot.

Regards,
Jack

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ATTENTION: JACKSCHITT,

We are getting tired of your embarrassment and smartness over this your claim, you seems to be a very arrogant and unintelligent customer, how could you send a payment information to us without including the receivers name? , which of our accountants name did you use as the receivers name of this second payment of $5,000usd?, we request you should send a copy of the western union payment slip to us immediately for our verification and confirmation of the payment from the western union offices over here in London ,or else we will never consider your claim as serious anymore, we have so many valuable customers to attend to.

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Dermond Ruland,

Point of correction, I did not send the money, my assistance send the money so shut the fuck up to me about my email, I just give the money ok douche bag? Try going to the Western Union and ask them instead of sitting on your fat lazy ass looking up numbers on the internets.

You are the smart-ass collage boy, callimg me names like fractious, fuck your so-called fractious, I call you an asshole to your face, you little pussy dickwad.

Complaining about idiot Steven Benson, you sent two different names to collect the money from my dumb ass partner Dr Rommy yet you do not complain about him and he is the stupidest fuck I ever met! It is like you are both just two small boys pretending to be scammers in some shit-ass cafe in Ivory Coast, better get out early tonight so you can fight the dogs for some scraps.

Anyway, I am sending the scan from my assistance, so let bygones be bygones for Godsake, it is too late for laying blames for your incompetence.

I hope we can we together again to finish this deal with alcarity.

Kind regards,
Jack

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Hello My dear partner Mr Jack,

Why did you always like to insult me and call me names after all my sincere effort assistant to help you accomplish the claim of late mrs maria jones?, at times i do not like the words you use at me, i try to be sincere and truthful with you but you always like to makes trouble with me by trowing some ungodly words to me, it really pains me in my heart when ever you say such words to me because you will never understand the high risk which you put me into if eventually our hospital find out what we did to late mrs maria jones an innocent lovely and kind woman, may her gentle soul rest in perfect peace, Amen. My dear mr. jack, i am committed to you as your partner and friend, and i have took a very big high risk for me and for you, so please i think it is the right time you learn how to trust me and believe what ever i tells you, i really do not know who you are till you came up with this deal idea and after i finished thinking over your proposal i decided to accept your proposal and work with you as your partner to enable you claim mrs maria jones inheritance from the zips and me and you will share the fund without any ones concept, so please partner mr. jack try to respect me at least a little as your partner and a family man with two kids, at least encourage me as your partner to enable us achieve this deal successfully, i beg you in the name of God.
Thanks and Best regards,
Yours partner and friend,
Dr. Austine Rommy

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Romulus,

Why are you crying? Dont be afraid, just stop lying. Look man, we are all liars, I may have told you some lies also, so lets now just try to finish this deal and get the money and everybody can be happy. I tell lies to the zips, I tell some lies to you, you tell big lies to me, the zips are nothing but lies.

So now what should we do next? I have sent the next payment, of course the zips lies that they did not receive it. How can I send more money to PROVEN LIARS?!?!?!?

Regards,
Noah

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ATTENTION: JACK SCHITT,

If you know that you are serious to make your claim, we the zip security and finance company London request that you should send a copy of the western union payment slip to me immediately for our authentic verification and confirmation of the payment from the western union offices over here in London , or else we will never consider your claim as serious anymore and we will refund the previous $5,000usd to your partner Austine Rommy in United State Of America, we are sorry to inform you that we do not have much time to waste, we have so many valuable customers to attend to all over the world.

Sincerely,
Desmond Roland.
18/08/2012.

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Rollie,

Due to security requirements and to avoid scam, only the sender and receiver should know the MTCN, so since you are not the sender or recevier, your request is denied.
Regards,
Jack

Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 4:20 am

This is delicious............

Good Ol' Dr. Rommy should hate you by now.

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:55 am

Part 4:

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ATTENTION: JACK SCHITT,

IT IS REPORTED/ALLEGED AGAINST YOU THAT YOU SEND WESTERN UNION PAYMENT INFORMATION TO OUR SENIOR MANGER DESMOND ROLAND EMAIL ADDRESS WITHOUT INCLUDING WHICH OF OUR ACCOUNTANTS NAME AND ADDRESS WHICH YOU USE AS THE RECEIVER OF YOUR PAYMENT MADE BY YOUR SECRETARY CHANTAL DIARRA 2 DAYS AGO.

NOTICE: YOU`RE PAYMENT CAN’T BE WITHDRAWN FROM ANY WESTERN UNION OFFICE OR AGENT HERE IN LONDON DUE TO THE PAYMENT INFORMATION WHICH YOU SENT TO OUR SENIOR MANAGER DESMOND ROLAND WAS NOT COMPLETE. THIS ACTS AS MENTIONED CONSTITUTES AS PAR THE CERTIFIED RULES AND REGULATIONS OF OUR COMPANY HERE IN LONDON, AND WE ABHOR SUCH ACTS FROM OUR CUSTOMERS.

THEREFORE YOU ARE HEREBY REQUIRED TO SCAN A COPY OF THE WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER PAYMENT RECEIPT AND SEND IT TO US THROUGH OUR E-MAIL ADDRESS WITHIN 48 HOURS OF RECEIPT OF THIS NOTICE.

FALLING TO REPLY TO US WITH THE WESTERN UNION PAYMENT RECEIPT WILL UNDERSTOOD THAT NO PAYMENT WAS MADE TO US BY YOU OR YOUR SECRETARY AND ACCEPTING OF ALL ACTIONS DEEMED FIT TO BE TAKEN AGAINST YOU.

REGARDS,
ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY, LONDON.
18/08/2012.

Some other nameless zip. I send a moneygram image too small to read...

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Zip,

The so-called senior manger desmond roland is a worthless idiot and is not involved in this deal, he does not have the security clearance I need to provide information to some stupid monkey that does nothing but insault his costumers calling me names such as fractious, he is dog shit.

You should also learn to watch your stupid mouth, you are about to piss me off with your shitty service and bad attitude, your personality is a pig.

For your information, the scan copy is attach, I hope you are smarter than idiot roland and know how to use computers.

Kind regardas,
Jack

Rommy chimes in too, they are really hoping for some money I guess...

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Hello my dear Mr. Jack,

I lied to late mrs. maria jones and i killed her, i lied to the zips thats was why they accepted you as the next of kin of late mrs. maria jones, i lied to our hospital about the death of late mrs. jones, i lied to my wife and borrow 5,000usd from her to support you in achieving this deal, yes i know all this but you mr. jack i will never ever lie to you, i guess you mistaking me wrongly, all i am telling you is the truth, i took you as my partner and i am doing all my possible best to make sure that you succeeded in getting late mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips as her rightful next of kin, because i know that if you eventually succeeded and get mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips our life will change and i will become a millionaire and also set up my own medical center just as i has been wanting, and also you will set up your ranch and also add more riches to your rich because 50% of this fund is going to do me and my family a lot of good, likewise you too.. I am happy to find someone like you as a partner, someone that is very intelligent and wise with good ideas that will makes us to be rich and even richer, i surely believe that you are going to get late mrs. maria jones inheritance worth 5.5million dollars from the zips successfully as fast as possible, but all i am begging you is to please be very co-operative with me and take me as your friend and trustful partner so that we will succeed over the zips and we will drink champagne together after we finished sharing mrs jones inheritance between me and you alone.

You said you have sent the next payment?, to the zips?, if you send payment to the zips how could they lie that they did not receive your payment?, i guess there must be a problem somewhere because the 5,000usd which i sent to the zips the zips accountant officer Steven Benson received it successfully and the zips confirmed the receive of my payment to me, now how come did the zips said that they did not receive yours payment?, did you use your name to make the payment to the zips?, how much did you send to the zips?, or is there error on the payment?, please check very well mr. jack because there might be an error some where i guess so because the zips will never deny your payment, why will the zips do such nonsense thing?. Am confused right now, please contact the zips immediately and sort this out with them because this is abnormal.

Best regards,
Yours partner and friend,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

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Romulus,

1,You are like my very best friend in the world, I feel strongly to thank God that I met you.
2,What lie to you tell to the zips? I am the next of kin, that is not a lie?!
3,What are the names of your children?
4,Steven Benson got the money from you, I did not send the money to Steven Benson

I hope this clears your mind,
Regards,
Jack

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Hello my dear friend mr jack,

Thank you so much for recognizing me as your best friend in the world, i felt so much happy after i finished reading your e-mail, the names of children are Aaric and Miriam. Something is still boarding me concerning the zips because of the releasing of late mrs.maria jones inheritance to you as the rightful receiver and next of kin to mrs jones, my dear partner mr. jack lets be realistic and honesty to our selves over this issue so that we will achieve this deal successfully as fast as possible, i think you suppose to be working with me in accordance as my partner and follow my instructions so that you will look real before the zips to enable them to agree to release late mrs. maria jones inheritance to you as the next of kin as fast as possible before the zips muther fuckers will find out what is going on, when i sent 5,000usd to the zips accountant officer Steven Benson i informed you and i also send a copy of the western union receipt to you and you sees it and even the zips confirmed my payment clearly and legally to me and you, in your previous email you told me that you send money to the zips and the zips denied your payment, and now you told me that you did not send the money to Steven Benson, i really do not understand you my dear partner mr. jack, i thought you suppose to send the money to the same name of the zips accountant officer Steven Benson as the receivers of your money in London and he confirmed my own payment successfully and i believe he will also confirm yours as well if you make the payment to his name, because he seems to be a very honest accountant and i guess that was the reason why the zips gave me his name to make the payment. my dear friend mr jack i like to trust and to give a try because since there is harm in trying, we don`t know whose us is God. before when i saw mrs. maria jones lying helplesslly in our hospital sickbed i never knew she has such a fortune untill you told me about it and i went in search of the documents of the fund in her bag, and now she is dead and left the fund nd for us and she signed your name as the receiver of her inheritance, such is life!. so my dear partner mr. jack please lets join hands together and make this deal a successful one for me and you, and for the happiness of our lovely kids and families, mrs. maria jones has died and left this huge amount of money for us behind, i guess we will never ever allow the zips to take away this golden oppurunity away from us, this was the reason why we need to make every possible effort and risk to get mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips because me and you need this money more than the idiot zips and you must get mrs. maria jones fund from the fucking zips as fast as possible, i believe and i trust you .

Best regards and happy sunday,
Yours friend and partner,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

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Romulon,

Let me explain all these things that you dont rember very well, it is the zips that is at fault as usual they are idiots.

1,The zips say to send to these four names, Vanessa Bale, Eliza Barton, Steven Benson and Kate Ellison.
2, You told me the zips send the name Kate Ellison to you, did you forget that?
3, The reason being only so much money can be send to each person for security reasosn
4, You must send $3500 to Kate Ellison to finish your part of the transfer
5,My transfers is to Vanessa Bale and Eliza Barton
6,Steven Benson has collect his $5000, he is done with this deal, forget about him ok?

Regards,
Jack

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Hello mr. Jack,

Thank you so much for your clarification, you are absolutely correct my dear partner, we do not have to make a payment to each person twice, you are really an intelligent and wise man, yes i am trying all my possible best to come up with my part remaining 3,500usd of the emolument as fast as i can, you know i am poor but hoping to be rich after the end of this deal which you introduce me into, this was exactly the reason why i am doing every of my possible best in this deal to make sure that you succeeded in getting late mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips as fast as possible so that both of us will share the 5.5million to each other and we start up our desire project immediately without wasting of time, i cant sleep nor focus in anything anymore because of tensions that is in this deal, at times fear came in me and i began acting strangely even to the extent that my wife has started noticing some of my suspicious act in this few days and she began to ask me some surprising questions, even in our hopistal here i get scared always because i am thinking that i need to go out from this hospital as fast as possible before they finds out what i did to late mrs. maria jones, my dear partner this issue is really affecting me and my conscience so much and i am begging you in the name of God to help me out of this misery by trying to finish this deal with the zips possible before this week runs out so that i will quite from this hospital and change new identity and address immediately because i will never allow anything to expose me or us, and i am avoiding delay so much in this deal because i know that it is only delay that can expose us to the zips or to the memorial sloan hospital if we don't hasting up, Mr Jack i trust you, i know that you are a rich and comfortable responsible man, i know that if you decided to pay this remaining emolument of 12,000usd to the zips and finish up this deal in 2days time you are capable of doing it even without wating for a poor doctor like me to pay for my part remaining payment of 3,500usd, because you are sure that once this deal is over you will deduct what ever amount of money which you invested in this deal and we share the rest of the money, i know that you can do this to solve this problem once and for all so that our heart will be at rest. my wife is on my neck right now due to the 5000dols which i took from our joint account and send to the zips, i told her that i will refund the 5000dols back after 4days, because i thought that you will finished this deal with the zips even before now, i really do not know what to do right now, Mr. Jack you really need to help to finish this deal with the zips immediately to save and to protect our privacy and images, my wife is a philanthropist, i don't want her to find out what both of us are doing, because if she do finds out, she will never ever forgive me for the killing of an innocent woman mrs. maria jones to claim her wealth, please help me to save my family my dear friend and partner Mr. Jack and may God bless you for me.

Thanks and best regards,
Yours friend and partner,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

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Romulan,

Glad to hear you are your family are fine, I hope to meet them one day soon. Regards the money, we are 50% partners, so you owe $8500. Borrow the money from your dear friend Dr Allison, James P.

I am dis-gassed myself so nobody will know me or find me so dont worry about that.

Regards, Jack

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Hello my dear partner Mr. Jack,

Have you send your own part payment of 8,500usd to the zips?. please tell me and let me know immediately, meanwhile my balance is 3,500usd and not 8,500usd because i have already sent 5000dolls to the zips few days ago. so let me know if you have send yours part of payment of 8,500dolls to the zips so that i will know whom to meet to borrow me my part remaining 3,500usd to enable us finish this deal with the zips immediately.

I awaits for your immediate response,

Best regards, Dr. Austine Rommy.

I ignore him for a day, he gets antsy

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Hello mr. Jack,

Please i am expecting to receive a positive response from you immediately so that we can finish this deal as fast as possible.

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Romstein,

I am in your same position, I also paid 5,000usd and I only owe them 3,500usd, I am still awaiting the confirmation of payment after I send them the receipt.

Aug 21...

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Hello my dear partner mr Jack,

You said you paid 5,000usd?, to whom?, because i contacted the zips this morning to plead if they will start the process on your behalf immediately and the zips responded to me right now and said that they did not receive any single payment or payment slip from you, that they are still waiting for you to confirm the receipt of your payment to them and they give you only 24hours for you to send the western union payment receipt to them otherwise they will not consider your issue as serious anymore and they will refund my 5,000usd to me by the end of tomorrow if they did not receive the remaining emolument payment receipt just as they instructed, my dear partner i really do not understand what is going on between you and the zips, please i want you to send me a copy of the payment slip so that i will see things by self, because i am very confused right now, please dont mess this deal up mr. jack, i am begging you in the name of almighty God.

I will be waiting to receive the western union payment slip from you as a proof of your payment to the zips and also for my record keeping because i believe that the zips are too big to lie or deny your payment just because of 5,000usd, i guess you have not yet send anymore to the zips, why are you delaying and causing more troubles to u?, i guess you suppose to make your complete payment to zips, why sending only 5,000usd?, i dont know what to believe anymore about your thoughts, honestly speaking i am really tired with your to finish up this deal with the zips and get mrs. maria jones fund from them..

Best regards, Dr. Austine Rommy.

Record keeping? This guy is mental. I send him a bad scan of a WU receipt...

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Idiot,

I already told you who I send the money to, Vanessa Bale and then Eliza Barton is next. Are you fucking stupid? Why dont your read what I write, make me write the same shit over and over again? I am sending you a copy, but I am on my last nereve at this point and will withdraw the money tomorrow, I am so seek and tired of the zips and also your whiny bullshit.

Good bye and good riddens.

Back a few days to see the exchanges with the zips. First the unnamed guy using [email protected], who was sent a tiny unreadable receipt...

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ATTENTION: JACK SCHITT,

IMPORTANT NOTICE: WE WANT TO NOTIFY YOU THAT THE ATTACHEMENT WHICH YOU SENT TO US CAN NOT BE OPEN NOR SEEN BY US BECAUSE THE ATTACHMENT WAS VERY SMALL AND THE INFORMATIONS WRITTEN ON IT CAN NOT BE SEEN, THEREFORE, WE WANT YOU TO SCAN THE WESTERN UNION PAYMENT RECEIPT IN A BIG FORM AND KINDLY RESEND THE WESTERN UNION PAYMENT RECEIPT AND PAYMENT INFORMATIONS TO US WITHIN THE NEXT 48HOURS, OR ELSE WE WILL NEVER CONCIDER YOUR REQUEST AS SERIOUS ANYMORE.

ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY LONDON IS A DELIGENT AND AFFIRMATIVE COMPANY, OUR DUTY IS TO SERVE OUR CUSTOMERS WITH AFFIRMATION AND WELL SECURITY SERVICE. RECOGNISING GOOD SERVICES IS THE KEY OF A CUSTOMERS LOYALTY, PLEASE WE WANTS TO APOLOGIES FOR ANY TROUBLE OR INCONVINIENCE WE HAVE CAUSED YOU, AGAIN!, WE HIGHLY DEMAND FOR YOUR FULL COPORATION TO OUR INSTRUCTIONS AND SERVICE AS IT WILL ASSIST US SO MUCH IN BECOMING MORE BETTER AT WHAT WE DO, AS WITH ANY BUSINESS LIKE OURS, THE GREATEST ADVRETISING WE CAN HAVE IS WORD OFMOUTH FROM A CERTIFIED CUSTOMER.

WE PROMISE YOU THAT OUR ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY LONDON WILL GIVE YOU THE VERY BEST OF OUR SERVICE TO YOU TO BE PART OF OUR LOYAL CUSTOMER TO HAVE YOUR SPECIFIC NEED FULFILLED BECAUSE OF WHAT WE CAN DELIVER.

REGARDS,
ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY, LONDON.
20/08/2012.

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Zip,

Thanks for all your very good service thus far.

Your customer, Jack

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ATTENTION: JACK SCHITT,

IMPORTANT NOTICE: WE WANT TO NOTIFY YOU THAT THE ATTACHEMENT WHICH YOU SENT TO US WAS NOT GOOD AND IT CAN NOT BE OPEN NOR SEEN BY US BECAUSE THE ATTACHMENT WAS VERY SMALL AND THE INFORMATIONS WRITTEN ON IT CAN NOT BE SEEN, THEREFORE, WE WANT YOU TO SCAN THE WESTERN UNION PAYMENT RECEIPT IN A BIG FORM AND KINDLY RESEND THE WESTERN UNION PAYMENT RECEIPT AND PAYMENT INFORMATIONS TO US WITHIN THE NEXT 24HOURS, OR ELSE WE WILL NEVER CONCIDER YOUR REQUEST AS SERIOUS ANYMORE.

REGARDS,
ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY, LONDON.
21/08/2012

I send a larger but bad scan of a WU receipt (same as Rommy).

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Sir,
I am not good at scaning, so here it is again please respond if you can read this. I am having computer problem, I think it is a virus of some kind.

Finally, the "Desmond Roland" zip from [email protected]

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ATTENTION: JACK SCHITT,

I don`t understand what you mean, one thing I can assure you is that I'd be happy to make my skills at your service once your payment is made and confirm by our accountant officers, I will personally carry on with your request as the senior manager and I promise to give you my personal services to the zenith, It`s {my / our} goal to retain you as a satisfied customer and gives you our best services.

Sincerely,
Desmond Roland.
Senior Manager,
Zip security and finance company, London.
20/08/2012.

I cut and paste from western union...

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The Money Transfer Control Number (MTCN) is a computer generated 10 digit number for tracking purposes only and would be always different for each money transfer, it can not be changed for any reason.

The sender is the only person who have access to that number. However it is not a security code. If a receiver presents proper identification as well as the information required, payment will be made.

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ATTENTION: JACKSCHITT,

I can now understandyou properly, now I want you to send the complete western union money transfer payment information’sincluding the receivers name and address for authentic verification from thewestern union office here in London by our accountants.

He's getting impatient and emails again:

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ATTENTION: JACK SCHITT,

I am still waiting to receive the payment receipt from you for confirmation of your payment, do not make your self a liar and nonentity before because we will cancel the approval of your claim if you lie or play with our services..

Sincerely,
Desmond Roland.
Senior Manager,
Zip security and finance company, London.
21/08/2012.

Unfortunately for him, I am also impatient

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Fuck you, I am sick of your shit, I am recalling the money, so stick that up your arse, bitch.

Sincerely, Jack

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ATTENTION: JACKSCHITT,

You don’t have to tell me that you are sick and tired of me because what I am doing is my job and you are the person trying to play a smart game on us as a smart man, but kindly bear in mind that zip security and finance company London is a well satisfied private company and we ensure maximum flexibility and security to the services that we offer,Enabling all at zip security and finance company to work closely in partnership with our valued clients. We provide ourselves in our integrity, reliability and trustworthiness, I apologies for any inconveniences.

Sincerely,
Desmond Roland.
Senior Manager,
Zip security andfinance company, London.
22/08/2012.

That was a weak effort for Desmond, so let's send a recycled response from the mass-insult thread...

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Who are you, i dont even know you and your being so nasty. Why do you bring yourself so low as in to say you are just a beginniner. I do not know what i have done to you and i see no reason why you should sound the way you do. You do not speak like one who has see mtcn before. Let me tell you if some one does something to me, i tell him what he did and then we can talk about it. But your case i do not know who you are or what you are talking about. I believe you have misunderstood me for another person.

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Good morning my dear friend and partner mr jack,

I am so sorry and i pleaded that you should please take it easy with me and the zips because i believe that everything will go successfully for me and you just as we planned, i am your friend and your partner you should please learn how to explain things to me for my better understanding to enable me and you work together to defeat the zips and you will gently get late mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips as the rightful receiver, please my dear partner mr. jack do not get to your nerves and please do not withdraw the payment which you have already made to the zips for the processes of your claim because if you withdraw the payment the zips will see you as an on-serious man that did know what he want, please my dear friend and partner i beg you should not do so, rather i will advise you to take things easy with the zips and convince the zips by allowing them to verify and also confirm your payment which you made to the name of there accountant officer Vanessa Bale, once the zips confirm your payment i believe that the zips must surely inform and tell you just as they did to me, i received a copy of the western union paper which you sent to me but the content that is inside the paper can not be seen because the scanner or the printing machine did not scan the paper very well and i can not see anything, i hope this is not how you send the western union payment paper to the zips?, because if you send this payment paper like this to the zips they will not see the payment information's that is inside the western union paper and the zips will find it difficult to believe your payment because this western union paper is not scanned very well, please my dear friend and partner i suggest you should get a good scanner to scan the western union paper very well and send to the zips and also a copy to me so that i can see the payment paper very well just as the one which i sent to you. You have to know that what ever both of are suffering or passing through in this deal today is for the benefit of both of us and also for the betterment and fulfillment of our heart desires, please my dear friend mr. jack do not be worried or disturbed so much in this deal my dear respectful friend and partner mr. jack, all i will like you to do is to please calm down and always reason with me so that both of us will reason together to enable you get mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips and share it between one selfs successfully, and thats all.. i guess what matters to both of us is your success over the zips to get this 5.5million dolls from the fucking asshole zips and say goodbye to them once you confirm the receipt of the 5.5million dolls into your bank account successfully.

Please please and please my dear friend and partner mr.jack do not make troubles with the zips and please do not withdraw the payment which you have already sent to the zips accountant Vanessa Bale because if you do so it will spoil every of our suffering and effort in achieving this deal because the zips might refuse to work with you and deny you this golden privilege as the receiver of late mrs. maria jones inheritance, please stay turned and remain trustful with me as your friend and partner, i believe and i promise you that you must have victory over the zips by getting late mrs. maria jones inheritance worth 5.5million dolls from the zips successfully without anyone concept or notice.

Thanks for your understanding and best regards,
Yours friend and partner,
Dr. Austine Rommy.

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Dear Romaine,

1,At this point my tress is too much to bear, I will not work with the zips.
2,My best advise to you my friend is to get back your $5000 or the zips will steel it.
3,We must find some other way to get the money or just forget about it
4,I will NEVER work with the zips, they SUCK!!!!

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ATTENTION: JACK SCHITT,

WE WANTS TO NOIFY YOU THAT WE ARE HAVING PROBLEM WITH YOUR PAYMENT, DUE TO SOME SECURITY REASONS AND EASY PROCESSES WE ADVICE THAT YOU SHOULD GO AND WITHDRAW THE PAYMENT OF $5,000USD FROM THE WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER OFFICE OVER THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY USA, AND KINDLY DIVID THE $5,000USD INTO TWO AND SEND $2,500USD TO EACH OF THESE TWO ACCOUNTANTS NAMES VANESSA BALE AND ELIZA BARTON, AND KINDLY SEND TO US TWO WESTERN UNION PAYMENT RECEIPT AS SOON AS YOU MAKE THE PAYMENT JUST AS WE INSTRUCTED.

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Zip,

Good news, I have withdraw the $5000 payment as you instructed, thanks!

Jack

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 Jan 2010 Posts: 353

This made my day Very Happy

do continue!

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:22 pm

This made my day as well! I love this:

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Have a nice day and once again thanks so much for calling me a cold blooded bastard,

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:12 pm

Please, please, please keep this going! The Zips are like a cartoon famikly.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 25 Aug 2012 Posts: 14

Your replies were fantastic. Laughing

But by the time I got to the second half of bait, I just couldn't stomach reading the replies from scammers. It's just a mass of a long run-on sentence without proper punctuation and no paragraphs. It made my eyes bleed with rage. Razz

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:08 pm

Holy Schitt George that is some kick ass baiting. Best sustained abuse I've seen in a long time.

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 11:49 am

It seems ZIP owns a dictionary, perhaps they should lend it to Rommy...

GeorgeBush wrote:

JACK,

THE REASON WHY WE DO REQUEST FOR THE DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE AND A PAPER THAT BEARS YOUR NAME AS MRS. MARIA BETTINA JONES NEXT OF KIN IS FOR THE BURDEN OF PROOF AS THE RIGHTFUL RECEIVER OF MR. GILBERT JONES DEPOSITED FUND. WE DISLIKE AN ULTRACREPIDARIAN, CHEEKY, GLIB OR IMPUDENT PERSON. WE KNOW OUR DUTY JUST AS WE KNOW OUR JOB. AND WE APOLOGIES FOR BEEN SIMPLE AND NON ADOXOGRAPHY IN OUR PREVIOUS EMAIL RESPONSE. THE REASON IS BECAUSE ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY IS AUTOLATRY WITH OUR FIRST RESPONSE TO ANY OF OUR CLIENT EMAIL TO KNOW HIS OR HER ENGLISH SPEAKING CAPABILITY, OR LEVEL OF UNDERSTANDING ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY IS A CREDITABLE COMPANY AND WE GIVE THE BEST UTTERMOST SERVICES TO OUR CLIENTS.

Admittedly, this one had me going to dictionary.com...

ul·tra·crep·i·dar·i·an
adjective
1.
noting or pertaining to a person who criticizes, judges, or gives advice outside the area of his or her expertise:

ad·oxo·gra·phy
noun
fine writing in praise of trivial or base subjects; "Elizabethan schoolboys were taught adoxography, the art of eruditely praising worthless things"; "adoxography is particularly useful to lawyers"

au·to·lat·ry
noun
the worship of yourself

I can't for a moment think why he's familiar with these words...

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:28 pm

They murdered him with poisson? Did they feed him fugu?

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2013 4:55 am

These guys really can take some abuse. Sorry for the shitty emails from Rommy, they really are hard to read! Actually I have improved them a bit by at least adding a blank line after a finished sentence. I didn't want to clean his mess up too much though, so you could feel my pain and anger at him!

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ATTENTION: JACK SCHITT,

SINCE YOU HAVE WITHDRAW THE $5,000USD JUST AS WE INSTRUCTED YOU, NOW WE WANTS YOU TO GO TO WESTERN UNION OFFICE AND MAKE A PAYMENT OF $2,500USD TO EACH OF THESE TWO ACCOUNTANTS NAMES BELOW:

VANESSA BALE
ELIZA BARTON

ADDRESS: 25B WIMBLEDON, LONDON.
SW19 3TZ.

KINDLY SEND TO US TWO (2) WESTERN UNION PAYMENT RECEIPTS AS SOON AS YOU MAKE THE PAYMENT OF $2,500USD TO EACH OF THE TWO (2) ACCOUNTANT NAMES AND ADDRESS STATED ABOVE JUST AS WE INSTRUCTED YOU.

REGARDS,
ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY, LONDON.
23/08/2012

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ok, sure thing, first thing tomorrow morning

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WARNING: WE WANTS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR YOUR EMOLUMENT PAYMENT RECEIPT JUST AS WE INSTRUCTED YOU.

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Is the total fees $20,000usd or $17,000 usd? Please urgent I need to knowthe total.

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The total fees is $17,000usd and not $20,000usd, Kindly bear in mind that we are anxiously waiting to receive this payment from you just as we instructed, for us to commence immediately and obtain all the legal required documents on your behalf for the completion of your claim as fast as we can because the deadline is approaching.

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What is the deadline? I need to know very soon if possible

Meanwhile, the zip Desmond Roland responds back to my "who are you" question..

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I am Desmond Roland the senior manager of zip security and finance company London, we offer an extensive range of services on and off sight, our teams of security personnel operate in a discreet and professional manner offering complete security satisfaction to all our clients, I personally do not have any problems with you, what I am doing is my job as a senior manager here in zip security and finance company London.

If anyone truly needs our service/services, he or she must surely abide with our procedures and do exactly as we instructed as a customer for us to give he or she our maximum respectful service. Zip Security and Finance Company has identified our most sincere service/services to all our valued customers worldwide, - the expertise and dedication of our staff. Continually improvements to your requirements remain important to the Zip Security and Finance throughout the duration of your transaction.

We provide ourselves in our integrity, reliability and trustworthiness, once again I apologies for any inconveniences.

I decide to go bizarre with him...

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I am writing you because of our experience at the movie Knight and Day which we enjoyed greatly. The movie had a start time of 7:05pm but it was 7:26 before we were actually watching the movie! I am a big fan of previews, but having 6 previews makes me feel like you are taking advantage of my time. The actual product commercials are insulting. If I wanted to watch commercials I would stay home and watch network TV. I paid $10 to see a movie in your theater and I feel like making me watch 6 mins of commercials insults my intelligence.(7:05-7:11). I don't mind seeing commercials before the 7:05 start time because that is just dead air anyways, but playing commercials after the start time makes me not want to visit your theater in the future. My wife and I also visit CEC theaters which do not play commercials after the start time that I have seen and if we have a choice of the two we will probably start choosing CEC.

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I do not understand the content of your e-mail and I have no interest in the movie/movies, my interest is my job and reputation. All I have to tell you is that If you truly needs our service/services, you must surely abide with our procedures and do exactly as we instructed you as a customer for us to give you our maximum respectful service.

We provide ourselves in our integrity, reliability and trustworthiness, once again I apologies for any inconveniences.

Ok, I try something else...

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Hello

My name is Ngozi from republic of Mali, I am facing big problem here
in London refugees camp, we run to London for safety because of the
war in our country, my parents was murdered by his opposition during
election time, because he is a politician, then after their death, we
made away with all his document, and we find out that he deposited
$15m dollars with bank. As I am telling you this, the money is on my
position but I don’t know anybody that will help me to claim it as my
Dad business partnership, that’s reason I contact you to assist us in
recovering the funds to your position, after the funds has entered
your account, you will take %30 of the total money. Please is very
genuine and risk free, please reply with your information, so that I
will submit your details to the bank

Yours faithful

Ah, that does the trick

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From your several emails communications I have found out that you a very stupid man with a mental problem better go and see a doctor fast before you will become mad.

Back to the mass insult thread...

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Grammarian what do you want from me?Am 100% sure that you are a drop out and a glorified illitrate...If you are ready for business you call me..I dont need your number hungry and frustrated igbo man

He can't let me go...

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For your information, I am not a drop out and I am not a glorified illiterate, I am a master degree holder, Master of Business Administration ( MBA ). My duty is to give best service/services to all our customers and to make a good reputation to the Zip Security and Finance Company, I am not hungry and I am not a frustrated man, I am a gentle man with a good sense of humor and my duty is to serve our customers with dignity and honesty.

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In the first place, you are a nonentity someone without brain and you
are cursed forever. You do not know me and you are sending me such
trash. If I send you a business proposal just boldly say I am not
interested, not to waste your time to insult someone you do not know,
any way since I know you are a nonentity I will not worry about your
email, because there are lots of mistakes in your verbs, I believe you
most have passed out through the university back door and maybe I can
say If you really attend high school. Any ways thanks for your little
brain, and as far as I am concern it worth nothing.

People of your age take their time to discover and rocover, something
important for the offspring of their future and when this discovery is
made, the next step is to develop it and when you succeeded in
developing your discovered, the whole world will know about you, your
name , your nation, your village, shall be known. I believe you will
learn something from me today and stop being stupid on net and do
something useful to your goodself.

Any way I don’t blame you but if you feel you are strong and you can
talk to people any how on net, and then see what happens to you .And
you shall be cursed and in the next 7days, you will leave to witness,
I can never curse your family or parents because I don’t know them, if
you went to school, you should have learnt to close your dirty
smelling mouth and do something useful for your nation.

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Thanks very much for your advice.

And then Desmond drops out for good.
Meanwhile, the other with the deadline, and I love deadlines!

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The deadline is on the 20th September 2012 and we will confiscate Late Mr. Gilbert Jones deposited fund worth 3.5million British Pounds as an unclaimed fund with authorization from the federal high court of justice United Kingdom based on our company rules and regulation.

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Good, that gives me enough time to check you out to make sure you are not a bunch of scammers, no offense.

Now back to Dr Rommy. I try to amuse myself by calling him a different name for each email.
He never comments about this...

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Good morning my dear friend and partner,

I don't understand what you mean by at this point your tress is too much to bear and you will not work with the zips, what is the meaning of that?, my dear friend if you refuse to work with the zips what are the essence of us doing this deal at the first time and committing our selves into this deal?, what are the need of me killing an innocent woman and involving my self into a very high mess and risk in life for committing murder?, mr. jack if you refuse to work with the zips who will you work with and how can we get late mrs. maria jones from the zips?, at times i regret why i involve my self into this deal at the very first place, if i know that this deal will get to this extent i wouldn't have kill mrs. maria jones, i thought you are a man of your word and promises that's the reason why i agreed and accepted to work with you in the very first place as your partner because i really need this money badly for the accomplishment of my hospital building project which i have in mind. please my dear friend and partner i want you to understand that at this point there is no going back because of the commitment and involvement which we have involve our self's in this deal, reverse is the case and i might end up in jail for killing an innocent woman, this was the reason why we must work with the zips and do what ever they said to enable this deal go successful and you get mrs.maria jones inheritance from the zips so that we will use the money to sort out our problems and i will change my identity and relocate to another city for security reason, mr. jack i thought you are a deal man that wants to get richer and you are afraid to send just 8,500usd to the zips thinking that the zips will steal your 8,500usd, why should the zips do a thing like that and why should you think a thing like that?, why will the zips steal your 8,500usd?, i guess zips are too big to even steal 3,000,000usd not to talk of 8,500usd, don't you check out the zips website and see their worth's value?, mr.jack i borrowed 5,000usd from my wife and send it to the zips because i believe that the zips are too big to steal my 5,000usd and i know that the zips are not complicating only that you are just afraid to send your money to the zips, you are having doubts in your mind to work with the zips but you forget-ted that he that holds someone on a ground also hold his self, because you are just delaying our deal and wasting of time in vain just because of imagination and fear.

My dear partner and friend mr. jack i can really understand how you feel right now but i will like you to trust me and also trust this zips one more time and send this remaining emolument to the zips just as they said and watch out to see what will be the result, it think this is very very simple to understand because my late father always told me that obedient is better than sacrifice, is better to give someone a try at least for the benefit of doubt.

mr jack i really do not know you or ever meet with you in person, but the very first day you wrote to me about this deal i considered you as my own brother, friend and partner that wants my success, my promise to you is that i will never ever betray your trust and confidence in this deal and i assure you that all will go well for us successfully, my dear partner and friend mr. jack for the sake of God, for the sake of the death of late mrs. maria jones and also for the sake of saving me from going to jail for killing of late mrs. maria jones, please just accept and work with the zips so that you will get mrs. maria jones inheritance gently and successfully from the zips without any ones concept or problem, i am begging you with tears in my eyes to please save me and save our happiness and families from entering into mess, i believe that once you work with the zips and get mrs. maria jones inheritance the sky will be our limit and i will be your most grateful friend and partner forever.

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Dear Roman,

Urgent get your money back at once! This zips are frauds, not the real ZIP security!! I should of known by how stupid they are, and write like ignorants with no education. My dear friend Noah Sark has trace them to Cote D-Ivoire which is know as scammer country worse than Nigeria or Ghana. How can English bank have location in shit place like that? I beg you to get your money back from those thieves while you can, we must find the true Zip security, this is not them! They are FRAUDSTARS!!!!!!!

Ooh, this is a long answer. Skip if you are bored, there is nothing new,
but it gives you an idea of his desperation...

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Good morning my dear friend and partner Mr. Jack,

Why you did say that the zips are fraudsters?, i contacted the zips this morning and i did some investigation by self to find out what you told me, but to my greatest surprise i found out that the zips are real and they are not scam or fraudsters just as you think, only that the zips has there corresponding office in Cote D`Ivoire but their general head office is in London and that was where i sent my 5,000usd to, Mr jack the zips are real and they are not fraudsters just as you think because fraudsters can not refund someones one but the zips promise to refund my 5,000usd to me and cancelled your approval, but i pleaded on your behalf and i told the zips to please understand that you are just afraid to send the emolument fee to them because of the high rate of fraud that's is going on in the world today, the zips promised to refund my 5,000usd back to me today but i refused because i am not afraid of the zips and my target is not the 5,000usd, my main target in this deal is for you to get late mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips so that both of us can share this fund between our selves and i set up my medical center while you set up your ranch, mr. jack i want you to know that the depositor of this money is Mr. Gilbert Jones been the late husband of late Mrs. Maria Jones, Mr. Gilbert trusted the zips and he deposited his hard earned money with the zips for almost some years ago and the zips do not deny the deposit of the millions of dollars made by late Gilbert Jones, now is it just 17,000usd or 20,000usd will the zips denied from us?, the general manager of zips security company is very very upset and angry with your behavior and non seriousness towards their services and instructions, Is very bad of you mr jack to accuse someone without any solid personal experience or proof, you are just bordered because of what your friend Noah Sark told you concerning the zips, who is this Noah Sark and why do you involve him in this deal?, what did Noah Sark knows about the zips?, he is not the depositor or the next of kin to the zips, can your friend Noah Sark differentiate good and bad people through the internet without a personal conversation or experience?, what proof do you have to call the zips fraudsters?, have the zips scammed you or me or mrs maria jones before?, what you are saying and what you are doing to me in this deal is absolutely wrong and is not fair to call someone a fraudster or criminal without any solid proof of sad experience from the person, me and you sees the proof certificates and documents that bears the zips name as the legal company that is in charge of late Mr. Gilbert Jones and i saw the zips contact details in mrs. maria jones bag and i gave you all the original proof documents of this deal just as you told me, now why do you have to say such words to me by telling me that the zips are fraudster, you refuse to work with the zips and send your own part of the emolument to the zips just they instructed for them to do the legal processes of this deal simply because you are afraid to invest anything in this deal, i am the one doing everything and making every possible assistance to help us achieve this deal successfully, all you are after is looking for faults and people ways of speaking English, instead of you to concentrate and focus on the success and accomplishment of this deal, i think what is disturbing you right now is negative mind and guilty conscience, but do not forget that experience is the best truth and the best teacher, frankly speaking the zips are not a fraudster because from my investigations and communication with the zips on your behalf i did not see anything bad which the zips did to us or to you, all the zips is asking from you is your total cooperation so that they will give you their best service.

Mr. Jack the zips are 100% real and they are not fraudsters because their office in London confirmed my payment of 5,000usd and they are even ready to refund my 5,000usd to me today but i insisted because if i collect the 5,000usd back from the zips it will show the zips that me and you are not serious people and this will give the fucking zips right and opportunity to confiscate late mrs. maria Jones inheritance since nobody has come for the claiming of her estate. please mr. jack i want you to forget all this negative thoughts and thinking of yours and concentrate with me and follow up with my advice, i promise you that you will surely get mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips successfully without any problem, i understood that the problem between you and the zips is that you refuse to listen to the zips and do as they instructed, your concern is just a little thing while you have a very big amount of money to claim from the zips, now why cant you just give a trust and a try to the zips to see if the zips are fraudster or not, i think this is just a simple mathematics, we dream for big and we take a high risk for big things, so please mr. jack stop been afraid of the zips my dear partner and friend mr. jack because the zips are not fraudsters and they will never deny your money, stop involving people in this deal because they are going to spoil this deal for us and put fear in you by saying rubbish things to you without a proper investigation or proofs, there is no other zips than the same zips you know, all you have to do is to keep your faith and your fingers straight by trusting the zips and follow up with there instructions and watch out to see what will happen, i think this the best way to find out good people and not by guessing or false imaginations..

Best regards and i awaits for your immediate response so that we will finish this problem now once and for all,

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Romper,

As you say the only way we will know what will happen is to give them the money and see what happens. Why are you saying $20,000 instead of $17,000? Where did the extra $3,000 come from?

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Hello My Dear Friend And Partner Mr Jack,

Good morning to you and how was your weekend?, Yes my dear partner it is true that the zips required emolument is 17,000usd, but the reason why is mentioned 20,000usd is just to tell you that you are capable to pay the zips requirement even if it will cost 20,000usd for the zips to do all the legal process of releasing late mrs. maria jones inheritance to you because of the amount of money that is involve in this deal, mr. jack you worth more than the zips required emolument and i will like you to please give the zips a benefit of doubt by sending the remaining fee to the zips just as the zips instructed you since i have already paid 5,000usd to the zips on your behalf, lets watch and see if the zips will do the legal processes and release late mrs. maria jones inheritance to you successfully once they receive their required emolument just as they instructed, this is what i am trying to tell you my dear friend and partner because i have trust and i believe that the zips will not deny your payment because they did not deny mine, and i believe that the same zips you know will surely release late mrs. maria jones inheritance to you once they receive their emolument just as they instructed. We can not judge people with our own imaginations and thoughts, lets judge people with proofs and evidence of sincerity, i have a very big trust and confidence in you my dear friend and partner mr. jack and i so much believe that you will never ever let me down in this deal because it means all my life and hope of establishing my own medical center asap while you set up your own ranch just as you wish.

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Romney,

What is with this word "emolument"? ONLY AN ASSHOLE SCAMMER USE SUCH WORDS, SO FUCK YOU!

I like his response - shorter than usual.

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Hello Mr. Jack,

Have you forgot that you are the first person that mention this word emolument to me and i learn the word from you, have you also forget-ted that you are the person that involve me in this deal?, now why are you saying that the word emolument is used only for scammers only?, does it mean that you are a scammer?, what does all this irresponsible acts of yours mean?, and why are you always using words scammers and fraud in your e-mails?, does it mean that you know about scams and fraud?, you really surprise me with your dubious act and behavior over this deal, you are just acting as a confused kid Mr Jack, better get ride of fear and such act because it wont pay you anything, instead it will make you to loose a very big thing in your life, please reason with me partner.

Best regards, Dr. Austine Rommy.

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Are you calling me a scammer? If so, why the hash words? Emolument is a scammers word used by the scamming zips, they are trash.

I forgot to address him, but he bails me out by changing his signature back to Romanus.

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How will i do such a thing?, how will i call you a scammer my dear friend and partner mr. jack?, i never ever think of such because you have never ever scammed me before so what right do i have to call you a scammer my dearest friend and partner?, i am only just surprised with the way you use the words scam and fraud in this deal, i never ever think of such thing in this deal and i never smell such, not from you nor from the zips, mr. jack i take my time to study people and i give benefit of doubt mostly to people i do not know or have ever meet before, mostly in cases like this because i don't know whose us is God. now why will i insult a friend or or partner that can make me to become rich and achieve my goals and make my family happy forever, i believe that in life every thing is possible, i can never insult you my dear good friend and partner mr. jack, please stop misunderstanding me and always listen to my advice in this deal because i see my advice as the only peaceful solution and successfully means of getting mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips without any awareness or loosing mrs. maria jones inheritance to the zips, it will really pain me so much in my heart and i may not survive the shock, this was the reason why i am begging you to follow my advice in this deal and do what the zips says because i sees it as the only way for you to get late mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips successfully without awareness or trouble, mr. jack wise men`s and intelligent men`s like you use to say that obedient is better than sacrifice, mostly in deals concerns lots of money, so please my dear friend and partner lets try to be obedient and respectful with the each other in this deal so that we will achieve this deal successfully just as i believed 90% possible that with your total coperation and trust in this deal the zips will surely release late mrs. maria jones inheritance to you and this was the reason why i agreed to convince my wife to get 5,000usd and send to the zips in London just as they instructed me because i believe in possibility and negative .

Best regards, Dr. Austine Romanus.

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Ramjam,

I agree with you, we must investigate these zips to be sure they will not fraud our money. We have until NOvermber 20 to complete the payment so there is time to find out who these guys really are. They seem like idiots at some poor african country internet cafe, so we should check there references.

Your dear partener, Jack

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My dear friend and partner mr jack,

Why are you saying that we must investigate the zips till November to be sure they will not fraud our money?, what kind of word is that and why are you thinking such a thing?, you forget-ted that mrs maria jones late husband deposited his hard earn money worth almost 5.5million dolls to this same zips you are talking about and this same zips did not deny late mr. gilbert jones money which he deposited with them worth's almost millions of dollars, despite that the depositor is dead yet the zips did not deny the deposited fund the very first then you contacted the same zips and send the deposited papers of this fund to them, I also send 5000usd to this same zips with trust and the zips confirm my payment successfully and even promise to refund my 5000usd back to me if i want, but i insist that the zips should hold the payment of 5000usd till they receive the remaining payment from you to enable them proceed with this deal successfully, now what other investigation do we need to make about the zips since we have already all the proof we need in this deal mr. jack, documents is proof and proof is reality, so lets be realistic and trustful to each other in this deal so that the zips will agree to release late mrs. maria jones inheritance to you as fast as possible, because i can remember that the zips told me sometime ago that you only have 2months for you to claim late mrs. maria jones inheritance from them, otherwise they will confiscate the fund, now why are you wasting our time for just nothing but fear of sending the zips requirements to them to enable them work on your behalf for your success, have you forget ted that without trust and try there will never be success, you can not compare 5.5million dollars with just 17,000usd, because the different is very high, please think and reason with me my dear wise and intelligent friend mr. jack, i want the sky to be our limit in this deal, please listen to my advice and do as i said to enable us succeed and achieve this deal successfully, this zips are not like what you think mr jack, they will never fraud our money since they did not fraud late gilbert jones money worth 5.5million dolls, and also they did not fraud my 5000usd which i sent to them some weeks ago, mr jack please just give the zips a try and benefit of doubt without minding their words or where they come from, i think what matters to me and you in this deal is for you to get late mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips successfully without any problem or awareness, and that's all, please reason with my dear sincere friend and i promise you that the sky will be our limit..

Best regards and i plead for your urgent understanding to enable us achieve this deal asap.
Yours friend and partner, Dr. Austine Rommy.

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Rummy,

Mr Gilbert Jones dies in April 1 2010, why did Mrs Jones not collect the money from the zips at that time? Because they are SCAM!!!!!

It is now 2012 since you love the zips so much, ask them why they did not pay the fund to the rightful owner Mrs Maria Jones? Ever since you became a murder, your brain has desigrate to some unknow world of lunacy. Trust in me my brother now, or you will risk loosing every thing.

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Hello my dearest friend and partner,

Good morning to you, please for point of correction, i want you to know that i am the person that talked and meet with late mrs. maria jones face to face here in Sloan Memorial Kettering Cancer Center New York City, and late mrs maria jones told me a lot of things before she died. Concerning this fund 5.5million dollars been deposited by her late husband mr. Gilbert Jones, late mrs maria jones told me that she has never request for her late husbands fund release from the zips since the death of her late husband mr. Gilbert Jones, for all this years mrs. maria jones has terribly been sick and searching for a trustful partner that will assist her to receive her late husbands fund from the zips and the person will use the fund to accomplish her heart desire humanitarian project for her just as she wish since she can not be able to handle the transaction or project by her self due to her health situation, and by the special grace of God she later chooses you to be her rightful partner and help her to receive her late husbands fund and uses it to execute her desire humanitarian project just as she wish because she sees that she is dying and she can not make it anymore.

I am an eye witness of late mrs maria jones condition and she told me many things about her self and her late husband before she died, and all what late mrs. maria jones told me makes me to trust the zips and believe that the zips are real and they can not steal our money, even late mrs. maria jones trusted the zips and she told me that the zips will surely release her late husbands fund to you if you can follow the zips instructions and procedures since the real depositor of the fund is dead, this was exactly what makes me to trust and believe the zips because of what late mrs. maria jones told me here in our hospital before she died. So my dear friend and partner mr. jack i want you to please listen to me very alternatively and understand all that i am saying in this deal, my dear friend is not that i love the zips, is only that i am trustful and convince to the zips just because of what late mrs maria jones told me about the zips and also the proofs i see, if i am not really sure of the zips why should i borrow 5,000usd from my our joint account and send to the zips in the first place?, you knows my financial condition and my aim of building my own medical center asap, so i am very sure of this deal my dear partner please stop been afraid of the zips for nothing because the zips can never ever betray us, i have proofs to say so and late mrs. maria jones told me that the zips will surely release her late husbands fund to you successfully if you follow their instructions, so why should i or you doubt the zips or judge them guilty?. please i am begging for your total trust and confidence in this deal mr. jack to enable us achieve it successfully asap..

Thanks for your understanding and i awaits for your response,

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Romster,

:Yes I agree with you, we must be very careful with the zips, they have show to collect money, but not one time have anybody ever get money from them. I will pay for private investigator to start working on this case soon.

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My dear friend and partner mr. jack,

You do not have any right to call the zips a liar or fraud because the zips has never fraud you or me or maria nor any of your friend or even relations, now why are you behaving so hatch with the zips as if the zips has stole your money before, now you are talking about paying private a investigator to investigate the zips, why and what for?, is like you want to put me trouble and expose our secret to the public, you will never do such a thing mr. jack, i trust you and i know you as a very good and reasonable man, i believe that you will never ever expose this deal to any one because if you do so me and you will enter into a serious trouble and we might spend the rest of our life's in prison, please think twice my dear partner and please do not waist your money in paying any investigator to investigate any fuck, rather i prefer you should send the money to the zips including all the zips requirements just as they instructed you, then watch out to see if the zips will do the job or not before calling them bad names, i really dislike your way of thoughts over the zips, is really not normal because i know that if you continue like this we are going to loose everything to the zips and i swear that God will never ever forgive both of us for planing and killing an innocent woman in vain without any benefit.

Please reason with me my dear friend and partner mr. jack schitt and stop wasting our time in vain because of your false imagination and negative thoughts over the zips, the zips did nothing to you or me in this deal, you are the person that is trying to mess up this deal for nothing sake, what are you afraid of?, your attitude in this deal is so childish and i am really not happy with it because is delaying us and wasting our time of achieving this deal and getting mrs.maria jones inheritance from the zips, why are you doing this to me my dear partner?, am really not happy with your attitude right now, please behave normally and humble your self so that we will get what we need from this fucking zips and every body will go his way, that's all..

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Ramjam,

1, Who failed to pay Mrs JOnes so she died a beggar in a shitty hostipal? The ZIPS!!!
2. Who fail to collect my $5000 payment? The ZIPS!
3) Who has insult my personality severally? The ZIPS
4- Who would steal what is not theres and confisticate what does not belong to them? The ZIPS

Since you love the zips so much, just send them more of your money and see what happens.

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Hello Mr. Jack,

1, Do not forget that you are the person late mrs. maria jones confide in as her friend and partner and she begged you to help her pay for her surgery fee of 5,000usd, but you refused to help the good woman that trusted you so much as her friend, and you suggested that i should kill mrs.maria jones for you to claim her inheritance from the zips, now why are you putting the blames on the zips?, mr. jack the zips did absolutely nothing to you in this deal, i am a witness of everything, stop insulting your self and your personalities, just respect your self and do what the zips said for the peace and success of this deal.

2, You said that you make a payment of 5,000usd to the zips without showing prove of the payment receipt, i asked you to send me a copy of the payment receipt for my confirmation, and you went and send me a paper covers with black paint, i cant even see anything written on the paper, that was wrong because the zips, or I, or anyone else that sees such paper covers with a black paint will never believe that you truly make the 5,000usd payment, because the paper which you sent to me as a payment receipt was covered with a black paint and it looks so childish and unbelievable..

3, You are the person that allow the zips to be insulting your personality severally because you refuse to do what is right and instead you are doing the wrong thing, you suppose to act as a gentle man before the zips and follow the instructions of their company, because you are not the wisest man on earth, you suppose to know that respect is a reciprocal and honor is giving to whom honor is dome.

4, Mr. jack you suppose to know that there is time for everything, the zips has every right to confiscate someones fund if the person fails to comply with their procedures till the given time is due, because every company or banks has their procedures and system of work, i use to learn that in life no good thing comes easily, you must be serious and committed to enable your dreams come through, please reason with me my dear friend and partner mr.jack.

I never for one day love the zips apart from the target of getting late mrs maria jones from inheritance from the zips, that's what concerns me about the zips and we can not deny the fact that the zips are the company responsible in this deal and they have every right to kick us out and fuck with us if you fail to comply with their procedures and requirements, please think wisely mr. jack and stop sounding as if the zips has stole your money before, even me that has already send 5,000usd to the zips are not complaining bitterly and badly about the zips, now why should you be sounding in such manner with the zips?, honestly speaking mr. jack you are fucking up this deal and is not fair, just reason with me and you will see that what you are doing to me in this deal is absolutely bad and it will effect us so much if you don't make fast amendments with the zips and get mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips as fast as possible before the 20th of this month, or else both of us might face a very big misfortune and regrets in the nearest future, but may God forbid..

i plead and i pray for your kind understanding and cooperation to enable us achieve this deal successfully asap..

Best regards and i wish you and your family a happy Sunday,

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Rominy,

At this point the zips do not like me and treat me badly, so I can not deal with those idiots any more. The zips seem to like and respect you, so I think the best idea is for me to give the money to you and then you can send it to the zips.

Let me know if you think my idea might work.

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My dear friend and partner Mr. Jack,

Good morning to you and how was your weekend goes?, i hope fine?, if so thanks be to God.

Please partner i want you to stop saying that the zips don't like you, you did absolute nothing wrong to the zips in this deal and we don't even care about the zips liking, the only thing that matters to us with the zips is for you to get late mrs. maria jones inheritance from the fucking zips and you will say farewell to the zips after you have gotten late mrs maria jones fund from them, so my dear friend and partner mr. jack do not think of giving me your money to send to the zips because it is not normal, remember that you are the beneficiary and rightful receiver of late mrs maria jones inheritance, and the zips will be expecting your personal total cooperation in this deal to make it a successful one for us, right now my dear friend and respectful one mr.jack i will like you to proof to the zips that you are not a poor man and you are capable enough to make this deal a successful one by sending the remaining fee to the zips exactly as the zips instructed you, and also kindly send the copies of the payment receipts to the zips email address as a proof and confirmation, and also send a copies to me as well for witness of your payment so that the zips will know that you are a well rich and respectful man, and they will give you the best of their service once they confirm your payment just as they promised, partner i want you to know that you have only 17days left to make this claim from the zips, please i want you to reason with me and send the money to the zips accountants names and address through western union money transfer possibly today and also send the payment receipts to the zips immediately you make the payment, for the zips to confirm your payment, i am 100% sure that if you do exactly as i said it will do us a lot of good and you will gently get late mrs.maria jones inheritance from the zips successfully without any fight or misunderstanding, please believe me and do as i said my dear respectful one, i promise you that the sky will be our limit.

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Roman,

I am seek and tired of your smarmy ass attitude and treat me like a kid, so kindly go fuck yourself and stay out of my life. You and the zips deserve each other.

I am no longer your partner, deal with this shit yourself.

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What did you mean that i treat you like a kid?, despite all the respect i gave to you, you cant tell me to get out of your life mr. jack because i am not into your life, i am on my own and you contacted me with a deal proposal and you seek for my partnership which i accepted, now i have done my part to make the deal successful but you refuse to do your part for the success of this deal, you are now accusing every one wrongly, what has come over you mr. jack?, you dont act like the respectful man i use to write with before the death of mrs. maria jones, you just change suddenly just because you are afraid to invest your money in a deal that can change your life and make you to be richer and famous, i am really surprise of your act and i will never let you go unless you finalize this deal with me and get late mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips or unless you want me to commit suicide because my heart and my conscience will continue to blame me forever for the killing of an innocent woman late mrs. maria jones, please reason with me my dear friend mr. jack and send this money to the zips so that they will do their legal processes and release late mrs. maria jones inheritance to you as fast as possible for the betterment and happiness of our life and family, please reason with mr. jack and stop been upset for nothing because you dont have anything to loose in this deal, trust me and do as i said, partner.

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Rimrat,

Dont worry your tiny mind about it, there is still 17 days for me to get the investigation of the idiot zips, I hope you agree.

You say there is nothing for me to loose, but what if I loose my 12,000USD and yours $5000USD? Then what would you say to your wife? She will tell you that you found heaven in the hand of a liar! THanks me now, not later.

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Good morning my dear friend and partner mr. jack,

You said that i should not worry my tiny mind about this that you still have more 17days for you to get the investigation of the idiot zips, that's what you said right?, Okay, there is know problem, go ahead and do what pleases you after all you are not the person that committed the murder, i did, now i begging to regret everything and why did i even listen to your advice in the very first place by accepting to kill an innocent woman mrs. maria jones just for nothing but bushit talks and ignorant understanding, how can you be thinking of loose loose loose without thinking of gain, what kind of human being are you mr. jack?, you are the only man i have ever seen that believe in negative more than positive, you sounds so ungodly and irrespective, this not really the intelligent and respectful Jack i use to communicate with, you suddenly changed, why?, frankly speaking if i know that you will start messing up in this deal i will never ever agree to be your partner in the first place and i could have not involve my self in doing with such a person like you that doesn't have trust or believe in positive, now look at the mess you are trying to put me into, what will i tell my wife and the chief magistrate at the supreme court concerning the reason of killing an innocent woman?, what is my gain after committing the murder?, oh my God what have i got my self into?, i just got my self into a mess that might kill me and i might loose my family because i know that if they find out that i committed murder they will never ever forgive me and my wife will divorce me and make sure that i go to jail for killing of an innocent woman, my heart is not at rest mr.jack because my conscience keeps on blaming me everyday, and the only thing that will give me joy is the success of this transaction and that is all, so that i will be sure that i did not just kill the innocent woman in vain, rather i killed to make me and you to become rich and achieve our heart desires, frankly speaking i thought you are a God sent that comes to rescue me and help me to achieve my dream hospital and heart desire, but your present act and attitude to me in this deal is abnormal and is getting to my nerves because you are not cooperative and humble at all, you are just making noise and making pride of your self without knowing that what ever you have today is nothing to compare with what you are going to make after the success of his deal, 5.5million dollars is not a chicken change and is never a child play, is an adult deal and i expect you to behave as a matured adult and be cooperative with the zips to enable you achieve the claim of this 5.5million dollars.

I have seen rich men like Bill Gate and Barrack Obama that took more risk and trust to become more richer and famous in life, but you you are afraid to invest just 12,000usd in other to gain 5.5million dollars, what a poor thought and fearful mind you have mr. jack, how could you be thinking that i will loose my wife's 5,000usd to the zips?, listen to me mr. jack, i am not stupid and ignorant, i am a well respectful humble and gentle man who seeks for better things and better opportunity like this to enable me become rich and achieve my heart desire and this was exactly the reason why i borrowed 5,000usd from my wife and invest it in this deal because i am 100% that i will never loose my wife's 5,000usd in this deal and you will never loose your 12,000usd in this deal because i have a solid proof of the zips honesty and sincerity because the zips promise to refund my 5,000usd to me since my friend is not cooperative to them, i really do not know what is your problem at this point of time, you are acting strangely now and i see such act of yours as a spirit of discouragement and inability to become a man, better get ride of fear and send this remaining fee of 12,000usd to the zips just as the zips instructed you and stop sounding as if 12,000usd is all that matters to you in this whole life, while you have 5.5million dollars waiting for you to claim, wake up mr. jack and claim this 5.5million dollars from the zips so that me and you will share this 5.5million dollars and end up this story once and for all before the zips will end it up for us and both of us will look stupid and selfish before everyone because we are unable to accomplish what we started just because of your fear and on-trustfulness, what a Fuck!..

mr. jack you are too big to let down your self, to face humiliation, to go to jail and to be insulted publicly just because you are afraid to send just 12,000usd to the zips to enable us achieve this deal successfully and go Scott free from humiliation and embarrassments, please stop thinking negatives in your mind, think positiv and reality because documents don't lie, is a very big proof to everyone, stop been afraid of the zips and commit the zips with this remaining 12,000usd so that the zips will do the legal procedures to enable them release late mrs. maria jones bigger money to you worth 5.5million asap, think mr. jack, think and reason with me because i am trying to avoiding misfortune, shame and embarrassment that will come to me and you in the nearest future if we fail to achieve this deal successfully.

Best regards and i pray for your understanding with me for the success of our heart desire without any problem,

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Dear Rimjob,

I agree with you on your plan, so I have paid the small fee of $1,600 USD to Mr Noah Sark to investigate the zips, especially there crappy web site. As you say, it is only a peanut compared to the millions USD we will get so I am making sure, not like you acting like a scart little girl, crying "we must trust the zips, i am so stupid".

I do not trust them, they have not emailed me for a week now, what kind of "acme" service is that? They are full of shit.

I will let you know when the investigation is complete.

Your respectful partner, Jack

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Good morning my dear friend and partner mr. Jack,

At times you surprise me with your way of reasoning, you said that you agree with on my plan and you have paid the small fee of 1,600usd to your friend Mr. Noah Sark to investigate the zips, that's a bullshit talk mr. jack because i never discuss such shit with you and please do not fuck this deal up because if you expose this deal to anyone even your so called shit investigator i am assuring you of mess and fuck up in the nearest future because this deal will be expose and the world gonna hear how you advice me to kill an innocent woman to claim her estate, in your mind you don't feel any guilty at all because you are not the person that committed the murder, i am the one that did and you are my partner, so we both will bear the consequence of any mess which you might brought in this deal, i have been pleading to you and begging you for long time now for you to respect your self and follow up with the instructions and directions of the zips to enable the zips release late mrs. maria jones inheritance worth to you successful without any one concept or notice, but since you insisted of involving your friend to investigate this deal, i think there is no problem but kindly bear in mind that you are no-more keeping this deal secret despite that you are away of our commitments in this deal, murder case and criminal case is a very very terrible case for anyone to bear or face because the predicaments, humiliation and consequence is quite unbearable, think about our lovely family and the good things of this world, do not let selfishness and over intelligent to take you to an early grave or brought shame and humiliation to us just because 12,000usd, you are a respectful and recognized successful man, you don't have to expose your privacy and secret deal to anyone apart from your partner, NO-MATTER WHAT!, you deserve some respect and recognition, you don't deserve shame or humiliation, i know exactly the reason why i am begging you all this while, is because i know the consequence, enormity and repercussion that might come up if you fail to listen to my advice and be royal to the zips instructions, we are already committed in this deal mr. jack and i think that the only way out is to be royal and give the zips what ever they need to enable them give us what we need from them and that is nothing but mrs. maria jones inheritance worth 5.5million and that's all.

Mr. jack you have to absolutely trust the zips and get what belongs to you from the zips, forget about the fucking investigation of your friend Mr. Noah the investigator, that's not important, what is important to me and you is for you to get late mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips without a fight or any ones concept, because we don't have to let anyone know what we did, not even the zips or anyone, i think if we need any investigator to investigate the zips, my wife can do that for us perfectly, but that fucking investigation is really not important to us in this deal because late Maria Jones and her husband has been in contact with the zips for many years and she did not complain anything bad about the zips, now why should you be the one causing problems and accusing the zips wrongly, as if the zips has stole your money before.

You said that the zips has not e-mailed you for a week now, how did you expect the zips to continue to e-mail you when you refuse to trust them and follow up with their services instructions, or did you think that the zips will be begging you just as i am doing?, the zips don't have to force you or beg you to come and claim your money because banks don't beg people to come and take their money or their rights, is left for you to know what you want and go for it, don't wait for someone to remind you before you do, we are all grown ups and responsible matured men.

Best regards and have a present day,
Yours friend and partner, Dr. Austine Rommy

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Romrom,
Please stop crying, I am not having the transaction investigated, nobody will find out that you murdered Mrs Jones. The investigator is for the zips only. Mr Sark thinks the web site is a fraud, and also the email address he says it comes from Africa! He wants me to pay him $2600 USD more so he can travel to England to find the true Zips company.

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I am crying for the mess you are trying to put me into, and i am thinking that there is no need for all this, frankly speaking stop wasting your money on Mr. Sark for his false investigation because he is nothing but a liar, he is looking for a way to get some money from you, how could he say that the zips website is a fraud website?, and also how could your so called investigation ask you to pay him 2600usd for him to travel to England to find the true zips company?, I guess he is the fraud him self and tell him to better keep off in this deal before he will expose us and fuck this deal up for me and you,

Honestly speaking i see this your Sark investigation as a waist of time and a wasting of your money because late mrs. maria jones told me that the zips are real and they have their correspondent offices in Ivory Coast, Africa, and that does not make the zips to be fraud because they have an office in Africa, does it mean that no good thing comes from Africa?, don't forget that the most of the good things we enjoy today is from Africa, we Americans should learn how to stop criticism and racism because we all are human beings, for your information i want you to know that all the whole information's which i got concerning this deal was given to me by the right source late mrs. maria jones and she told me that the zips and real and they will surely release her inheritance to you as her partner/beneficiary if only you will cooperate with the zips requirements and processes,

So i think to cut all this long dsiputation short and also to save us from receiving embarrassment in the future, or you loosing your hard currency to the so called investigator liar Mr. Sark, I want to inform you that i just sent an e-mail to the zips head-office in London asking them to contact you from their London head office for your clarification and peace of mind.

so let me know as soon as you receive any e-mail from the zips head office in London concerning this issue, so that your mind will be at rest with the zips to enable us finalize this deal successfully and late mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips as fast as possible before the deadline.

Best regards and hold your peace,

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ROM,

I can tell you hav never visit that shitty web site, it is stupider than your hospital, and it SUCKS BALLS!!! It is a fucking fake, why?

No zip has contact me, I am paying the money to Noah Sark so he can visit there so-call office.

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I want you to know that i don't need to visit the website of the zips before i will believe weather the zips are real or fake because website is nothing and it can be design by anyone, if Mr. Gilbert Jones looks at websites and big big grammars just as you are doing he will never deposited his hard earned millions with people like zips for almost years, late mr. Gilbert Jones trusted the zips before he decided to deposit his millions of dollars with the zips, if not why should late Mr. Gilbert Jones deposited his millions with the zips?, because late Mr. Gilbert Jones is very sure that his money will be safe and secured with the zips, now how much more you?, just because the zips requested for just 17,000usd from you to enable them work on your behalf, and you are afraid to trust the zips with just 17,000usd, while a man like late mr.Gilbert Jones trusted the zips with almost all the money he has, more than 5million dollars, i also trusted the zips by borrowing 5,000usd from wife and send to the zips which the zips confirmed the receipt of the 5,000usd which i sent to them successfully without any problem, now why will yours part payment be a problem?, is simply because you are having negative thoughts in your mind and you are just afraid maybe you will loose your money, so funny indeed..

oh my God, Mr. Jack you sounds so funny at times, for goodness sake be a man and trust the zips by sending this remaining fee of 12,000usd to the zips just as the zips instructed you. Stop doing as if the zips has stolen your money before, i am a true believer of word, trust and confidence.

Names, logo, website, gossips, negatives and rumors are none of my business, i am true believer of positive, sincerity and honesty, i know how to deal with people and get what i needed from them, and this what i want both of us to do and get mrs jones fund from the zips, please learn from me my dear friend and partner and i assure you will never regret this, there is no smoke without fire, bear in mind that every fake product is a proof of original, documents don't lie, is a living proof, please forget about wasting your money on a shit investigation and investigator because even if you investigate from here till heaven comes this same zips are real and they are still holding what belongs to us and that is the inheritance of Mrs. Maria Jones, please work with the zips and trust them by sending this remaining fee of 12,000usd to the zips just they instructed, try to be sincere and honest with the zips and i assure you that the sky will be our limit and you will surely get late mrs. maria jones inheritance of 5.5million dollars from the zips successfully before the closing date been 20th of this month.

I wrote an e-mail to the zips yesterday and i am very sure that their head office in London will surely contact you today for clarification and confirmation of this deal, please stop doing as if the zips has stolen your money before, you and i knows that the zips did absolutely nothing to us in this deal, you are just afraid for nothing.. better get ride of fear because the zips are real and they will surely release late mrs. maria jones inheritance to you just as they have already promised and also just as late mrs. maria jones told me before she died in our hospital.

All you need to do right now is to trust the zips and give them a benefit of doubts by sending the remaining required fees of 12,000usd to the zips accountants name and address just as the zips instructed you, and sees if the zips and i assure you 100% that the zips will surely do this job perfectly on your behalf just as they promised, i think this is very very simple to understand mr. jack and please stop judging people you did not know Weller negatively because we don't know whose us is God, judgement belongs to God while deliverance belongs to man..

I wish you a present day and a peaceful of mind, love and happiness,

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Rominius,

If you don't need to visit the website, then shut the fuck up about it, who cares your opinion of something you didnt see. For example, I dont need to see your face to know that you are a very ugly person. That is why most doctors are rich, but somehow you are the only poor doctor in all the United State of America, fuck you. Since you are only paying $5000 USD and did not pay your fair share $8500 USD, I am reducing your share to 40 percent, you cheap bastard.

Also point of fact I dont need to hear all your bullshit negatives about my dear friend Noah Sark, so shut your fucking mouth ok?

I have emailed the zips (the smart ones in England, not the african illiterates) to find out how soon we will get our money. I am paying the $12000 USD fee on Monday the 10th. I will let you know when I get an answer.

Hope your family is well, Jack

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Hello dear friend and partner Mr. Jack,

Thanks so much for accepting to pay the 12,000usd fee to the zips on Monday been 10th, i strongly believe in you as my respectful friend and partner, and i know in my heart that you will never allow the zips to triumph over us and take away what belongs to both of us, i believe that you will surely meet up to make this claim before the zips closing date been on the 20th of this month, nothing will ever stop our success in this deal my dear friend and partner, not even the zips or any body, right now i don't even mind if you are reducing my share to 40% because half bread is better than none, yes i know that i am a poor doctor today but soonest i hope to be a rich doctor because 40% of this 5.5million dolls is enough for me to set up my own desire medical center just as i wish, and soonest i will become a rich doctor and you will also become a richer success business man, this is my major concern because what matters in life is for a man to be successful in what ever he does so that his family will be happy and proud of him as a man and a father. If i tell you something my dear friend just believe me and do what i said because i am seeking for the betterment and success of both of us in this deal, the success of this deal really means a lot to me, i know that you are already a rich man, but after this deal is successful you will get more richer and also you will set up your ranch successfully just as you wish, and me and you will retain our good and benefiting friendship forever as soon as you receive late mrs. maria jones fund from the zips successfully, i will introduce you to my family, my wife and my children as my good respectful friend, and also you will introduce me to your family as well for us to keep in contact with each other after we finish sharing late mrs.maria jones inheritance between me and you without any ones concept.

I am not insulting your friend Mr. Noah Sark, only that we don't need him or his investigation in this deal because my heart is telling me that he will fuck this deal up for both of us, i don't trust him, i strongly believe that you are capable enough to make this deal a successful one for me and you, we don't need any third party in this deal, i try to keep my wife off this and i never tell her anything concerning this deal even up till this moment, so better tell your dear friend Mr. Noah Sark to keep off and try his luck somewhere else, because right now we don't need any fuck up in this deal because this deal means all my hope of achieving my heart desire medical center, while you achieve your heart desired ranch soonest.

My dear friend and partner mr. Jack i will be waiting for your update information on Monday as soon as you send the remaining fee of 12,000usd to the zips successfully just as they instructed, to enable the finalize and completion of this deal successfully as fast as possible before the closing dates arrives, yes my family is well, thanks so much for your concern and may God continue to bless you for me because you are a very good friend and partner to me..

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Rimjob,

The zips say it will take five business days, and I guess it may take a few more days for the banks to authorize the transfer, so it will probably be around September 21 or so before I will have the money. How do you want to collect your share? Are you coming to my house and I give you cash, or should I just send a check? I can also drive up to visit you if you'd like.

Think about this and let me know.

Mr dear friend is very jolly.

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Hello my dear friend and partner Mr. Jack,

Once you confirm to me the receipt of the fund transfer from the zips, i will come over to your house to meet you and collect my share of the fund and also to thank you so much for a job well done!, and i will like to retain our good friendship after this transaction is successful because you contributed a lot in my life by introducing me into this deal that will make me to become rich and accomplish my target of setting up a very big medical center of my own here in new York.

I will forever be honest and respectful to you after this transaction is accomplish successful, because you deserve some respect, specially from me...

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Rummy,

My agent arrived in London yesterday and is meeting at the zips office today. They said it should take about five business days, so I will let you know how it goes.

Master Baiter Joined: 30 May 2013 Posts: 145

I can't stop laughing.

This lad is a gem. Everytime I treat my lads like that they always twig.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Very entertaining read Geo! You have a very special pet on your hands.

Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 5:51 pm

Can't stop laughing!! I loved when you threw the bit in about your experience at the movies. Made me lol!!! Keep going... I must know how this ends!

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 4:29 am

I did not write that movie bit, just cut and pasted from some other site. There is just so much good stuff out there that can be misused!

Back to the bait...

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Mr Jack you already told me in your previous email that you are paying the fee on Monday the 10th been today, now you are telling me that your agent arrived in London yesterday and is meeting at the zips office today, why did you go to London by your self and meet with the zips instead of sending your agent?, how sure are you that the zips will accept to deal with your agent when he gets to London?, i am afraid Mr.Jack that you are going to mess up this deal, oh my God help me, Mr. Jack at times i do like the way you handle things by taking decisions and conclusions alone in matters concerning this deal, forgotten that both of us started this deal together with good plans and ideas till will get to this extent, please lets continue remain honest and sincere to each other for the success of this deal, frankly speaking i never like the idea of involving your agent or any agent in this deal, remember that we did a very big commitment in this deal and not only money, murder case is a very strong case mr. jack and i am afraid to go to jail or loose my lovely family if the zips or our hospital ever finds out what we did to late mrs. maria jones, i just hope that your agent don't mess things up over there in London.

Best regards and i awaits for your update information,

Yours friend and partner Dr. Austine Rommy.

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Rimmy,

I am so angry now, those stupid zips won't meet with my agent, that is bull shit. Also, the agent could not find any such address of their office, so they are lying about that too. There is nothing left to do but let them keep the money, they would never let us have it anyway, I am very certain about that.

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Frankly speaking i am not surprise that the zips might not agree to accept your agent, i know it might happen, you couldn't have expect that the zips will receive your so called agent because the zips did not know your agent as the beneficiary of late Mrs. maria jones, so why will they allow to deal with your agent if not you personally?, Mr. Jack you are a learned and intelligent man but at times i wonder if you have ever did a confidential trustful deal in your life without doubts or involving a second or third party till the deal goes successful, over wise in things are not really good mostly when it comes to issues like this that involves a strong commitment, at times it spoils a very big things for people and this was what killed my father, i learnt a lot of things from my late father and he told me so many things, as if he knows that he gonna die, my mentor always use to say that jack of all trade is a master of none, at times we need to behave stupid so that we can become superior.

I have watched the mode and position of late mrs maria inheritance with the zips and find out that the fund is real, since the real depositor mr. gilbert jones and his wife mrs maria jones died without having any child, the zips are aware of all this, and when you presented the letter of beneficiary and the deposit certificate of the proof of this fund to the zips they did not deny it and they do not argue with you as the next of kin, the zips accepted to release late Mrs. Maria Jones inheritance worth 5.5million dolls to you and all they demanded from you is their procedures which is normal to allows them do your job and release the inheritance to you successfully just as the zips told me when i contacted them some time ago, or did you think that i am stupid by sending $5,000usd to the zips with trust that everything is gonna go fine and the zips must do this job and release late Mrs Maria Jones fund to you successfully, if the zips fails to do the job after the complete fee is paid i will use my wife's position to track the zips down, but i will never tell my wife or any one else about the details of this deal, but i am 100% sure that it will not get to that extent and the zips will never deny your right, they know laws and they know rules, my wife is a legal philanthropist, a woman right lawyer, the zips can never fuck with us, you are the one fucking up this deal by your self, i don't know if you are thinking that i am stupid or something just because you are presently richer than me, that doesn't mean that i am stupid , after all some rich people chose some poor intellectual men`s like us to be their adviser.

I will be very upset with you and i will never ever forgive you if you finally fuck this deal up Mr. Jack, we have only 9days left to claim this fund from the zips, better do something faster or else we should be ready to face a misfortune and unbearable consequence.

Best regards, Dr. Austine Rommy

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Dear Qaulified Idiot,

Your wife is a lawyer, why is she not help us you fucking moron? Is she stupid like you, a "poor" lawyer like an poor doctor. Fuck you!

Question 1, why can the zips except a western union from the non-beneficiary (you, you asshole) but they can not let my agent deliver the money? He is not collect my money, he is DELIVER MONEY YOU STUPID ASSHOE!

qUESTION 11, Your father was right that you are stupid, answer this smart ass fuck, why did the zips not pay Mrs Jones when her husband die? You are too smart for me.

Fuck you,
Jack

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We don't need my wife or any lawyer or any ones concept in this deal apart from me and you and zips instructions and that's all, you are the person messing up and fucking up this deal for no good reason but pride and over wise, it is very bad of you my dear respectful friend and partner Mr. Jack and frankly speaking i am really afraid that we might lose what belongs to us to the fucking zips just because of know trust, indiscipline and pride.

Since morning i have been suffering from a very big fever and my heart is not comfortable anymore just because of what is going on between you and the zips and i am very sure that if you continue with such insulting and indiscipline behavior of us all our effort will just be in vain, and the zips will take away your inheritance from you and confiscate it with diplomacy despite all your wise, position and intelligent, what matters is success at the end and that's all, not how long but how well, you can not teach someone how to do his own job, only what you have to do is to give the person the complete instruments which he required and give him a chance and a trust and wash him do your job for you, yes you can go on and insult me and call me all sorts of names, i don't care because the amount of money that is involve in this deal can change my life and make me to become rich while you become richer, so i am ready to accept what ever insults from you or nor the zips but what matters to me is for us to be successful and get late mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips gentle and quietly without even a fight or long disputations, intelligent wise men`s like you always use to say that obedient is better than sacrifice, why cant you apply obedient in this deal than sacrifice your money and sending a useless agent to London instead of going to London by your self or send the zips their requirements so that they will have this deal done for you, why and what are you afraid of?, to lose your money or what?, what about mine payment of 5000dolls and what about Gilbert 5.5million?

did the zips denied it?, why are you now the only person doing and seeing things differently with negative mind, did your agent has any business or any appointment with the zips?, is he the beneficiary of this fund?, is not that i my self i can not go to London by my self to look for the zips and give them money while i know that there many ways of sending this money to the zips and serve the stress, time and confidentiality of this deal to enable both of us achieve this deal successfully.

As you told me that on Monday you will be paying the reaming fee to the zips i thought will just send the remaining fee to the Zips through western union just as the zips instructed you to make do this job for us successfully, you went and send your agent to meet with the zips and in London to give them fee, why your agent?, why not you go to London personally as the rightful beneficiary?, obedient is better than sacrifice i cant write much now because i am very sick since morning due to my unhappiness and unsatisfied with your behavior in this deal, today is 13th, left only 7days, oh my God, please save my life Mr Jack and don't take me to my early grave, i am begging you in the name of God to send this 12000usd to the zips through western union to the names of their 4 accountants names and send the payment receipts to the zips immediately and forget about all this fights and arguments because it is not going to help us to achieve this deal, rather it will give the zips chance and opportunity to seize this fund and we lose, may God forbid, that can never happen, you can never watch this fucking zips and allows them to take what belongs to us, i trust you so much mr. jack and i believe in me that you will surely get this fund from the zips successfully, i trust you and i know that you can not kill our good dreams and heart desire.

Best regards and i awaits for your urgent response because time is no longer with us, left only 7days, oh my God help us and gives us success in this deal..

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Ramen,

Your idea of using your wife is a good one. We must keep track of all the zips insault against us, then when they still refuse to give me the money, your wife will sue them. It is a brilliant plan, and we will get our money and our revenge against the zips.

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Dear Partner and friend mr. Jack,

Have you paid the zips?, today is 14th mr. jack, it remains only 6days left for you to claim mrs. maria jones fund from the zips, i told you that this your idea of involving your agent to represent you and go to London is just a fucked up idea because it is not normal.

you suppose to be obedient and royal to someone to be able to get what you want from the person, after all you are not the person that made this deposit, you are only a beneficiary, so you must be humble and royal no-matter who you are to be able to get this fund 5.5million dolls from the zips, or otherwise we loose it all, God forbid. please think fast and reason with me by sending this remaining 12,000usd to the zips through western union money transfer possible today because you have only six days left to claim late maria jones this fund, i am seriously afraid at this point of time, but i trust you and i believe that you will surely do as i said and send this 12,000usd to zips accountants names in London through western union money transfer to enable our success in this deal after all this suffering and embarrassment, please don't let us loose this golden opportunity and don't allow the zips to confiscate this 5.5million dolls, it belongs to me and you and we must surely get it from the zips at all cost because 5.5million dolls is not a child's play.

And here I thought that dolls were in fact child's play!

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Rumor,
How can I pay them the money, my agent has the money, he was supposed to meet with the zips at there address on Monday the 10th, but there was no such address. Instead, the zips refuse to see him without appointment ticket! They did not contact him at his hotel, so he is returning tomorrow which means I waisted the cost of his plane ticket for nothing! What kind of shit company is the zips? How can I be obedient and royal to such assholes?

Tell your wife to start preparing the pepperwork for a law suit against the zips.

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Your agent just woke up one morning and start going to London to meet with the zips without fixing a solid appointment with the zips?, now you expect the zips to receive him, I really do not know how you and your agent are reasoning, you have to SAKE that your agent because he is a very stupid agent by accepting to go uninvited visit or appointment without receiving acceptance appointment letter from the company, you just waist-ed our time and your money for nothing just because your agent wanted to go to London to catch some fun, that's the reason why he convinced you of going to London to meet with the zips and you easily agree with his fucking idea of going to London to catch some fun, because know reasonable man will attend uninvited appointment because know one will receive him when he gets there, so the zips maybe right because that's sign of indiscipline, you need the zips service but you refuse to be royal and obedient to their instructions, how will they work for you?, we need to be sincere and realistic in such cases like this,

You see it all now?, have you seen where your intelligent and over wise landed us now, i have been crying for this for a very long time as if i know that it will happen, you call me names and you neglect me simply because i am not yet rich, but you forget-ted that every body will not become rich the someday, every one has his own time and opportunity in life and it comes mostly once in a life time, this is my golden opportunity of becoming rich while you become richer and more famous once you set up your ranch, just look at the way you are insulting your self very cheap before the zips and messing up a deal that we suppose to play smoothly and peacefully without any ones concept, you refuse to listen to my advice in this deal, that's why you are messing up this deal and if care is not taken we might loose this 5.5million dolls to the zips.

To tell my wife to start preparing a paper work to sue the zips at the law court is a fucking talk because you don't know that the truth might come out at law court and it will back fire to me and you, that's not a good talk or idea, that's a medicine after death because my wife can not get this 5.5million dolls from the zips but he can only sue the zips to the court but the zips might win the case, who knows.., that's why they use to say that obedient is better than sacrifice, penny wise Pam foolish, jack of all trade is a master of none, at times is very good to regard and respect our fellow human being mostly our partner, because we don't know who us is God.

the only option left for us now is to try my idea and advice since yours did not work out lets try mine, i am 100% sure that my idea is going to work out for us and we will not loose this fund to the zips, Now what you have to do is this, once your agent comes back today collect the fee of 12,000usd from your agent and kindly send the 12,000usd to the zips accountant name and address through western union money transfer just as i did, i assure you 100% that the zips will confirm your payment and they will start the process of this fund release to you immediately, today is 15th we can steal make it.

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Rompus,

Idiot, this was a good plan gone wrong by the zips. I ask for the appointmnet to be Monday, so the zips said ok and wanted to pick me at the airport. I told them my agent was already in London, so then they go all daft and tell me some shit about how he could not find there office and other shit nonsense. Then they ask for the hotel name and address which I give to them but they never contact my guy. There is no such shit as acceptance appointment letter, are you a business fraud? I just wanted proof that the zips exist and are real, not like you and just a ghost that nobody can ever see. My agent was there for one week, where were the zips? Ask your wife, she is a lawyer so she would know if any business could be like the zips.

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Point of correction, i am not an idiot and i will never be, because if the zips has an appointment with you personally you suppose to go to London by your self as the next of kin instead of sending your agent to represent you because you don't know the agreement which was made between the two parties concerning this deposited fund, we were not there so all we need to do is to believe, be obedient and humble to the instructions of the zips so that they will give you your right as the beneficiary of this fund, my wife is here to assist us to track the zips down if the zips try to do anything funny after the complete fees is paid completely just as the zips instructed, the way to see proof is to be humble and obedient to instructions to be able to see proofs, if not we might loose this fund to the zips and it will really pain me so much and i may not survive the shock, i am not feeling to well for the past few days due to this misunderstanding which you are having with the zips, its really affecting me so much because i am afraid not to loose this huge amount of fund to zips after the killing of the innocent woman mrs. maria jones, it will be so painful and unforgivable, May God help us and give us victory..

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Remus,

I agree with your plan, I am splitting the payment into three parts due to the size of payment, so I already sent the first $5,000 United State Dollar payment, then today I will send $4,000 uniosted state dollar and then tomorrow last payment $3,00 united state dollar so the zips will have the full payment by the 20th which is what they told me to do.

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Greetings to you and i am very glad to hear you say that you agree with my plan, and am so happy to hear that you have started splitting the payment into three parts and you have send the first 5,000dolls to the zips, i am so happy now because i am sure that once the zips confirm the receipt of your payment they will never have any right to confiscate this inheritance anymore since you have make effort commitment with the zips, this was the reason why i have been crying for you to pay the zips so that they will work for us and release Mrs. Maria Jones inheritance to you without any delay or misunderstanding, i have been praying for the success of both of in this deal and i strongly believe that the almighty God will see us through and make this deal a successful one for me and you..

please respond to me and let me know once you send the complete payment to the zips so that i will be sure that we meet up with the complete fee payment before tomorrow been 20th so that the zips will never have any reason to give, i trust you and i strongly beleive that you will never allow our sufferings to be in-vain, you must get this fund from the zips and the sky will be our limit.

Thank you so much and i awaits for your urgent update,
Yours friend and partner,
Dr. Austine Rommy

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Rummy,

Good news, the zips is opening a USA branch so we can handle the transaction without any hitch. I will let you know as soon as I get the funds. I think you should buy your wife a new car to thanks her for all her help! Lets get together on my new ranch soon!

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Have you send the complete remaining fee to zips?, has the zips started the fund release process?, i hope so because today is 21th.

please respond to me immediately because i didn't understand your message. i am exited and ill at the same time.

Wow, already the 21th! Tomorrow must be the 22th.

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Ramster,

Everything is good for now, soon we will be both rich, good luck with your hospital!

Ok, back in time a few weeks to the zips...

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06/09/2012.

Dear Sir/Madam

It has come to our attention that you are not fully convinced with the service of our branch office been located somewhere in Abidjan, Ivory Coast, West Africa. In a bid to serve you better, we are sending you this email to ascertain the level of your satisfaction with the Zip Security and Finance Company, and to solicit your suggestions for improvement of our service.

In line with our constant drive for Excellence, we are pleased to inform you that henceforth you will be receiving emails and direct service from our head office here in London, UK. To ensure maximum flexibility of our services, we revert to you this issue based upon our mutual agreement with the deceased and we intend to stand firm and honest with you as our esteemed customer.

IMPORTANT NOTIFICATION FOR YOUR BENEFIT

Zip Security and Finance Company wants to notify you that the closing date of your claim is on the 20th/09/2012. The deceased fund will be confiscated if you fail to pay the outstanding fees for the processes and procurement of the required documents of your claim before 20th/09/2012. If you know that you are entitled to make this claim, don’t wait for us to get in touch; be proactive and cooperative with our instructions to avoid missing out.

Regards,
Zip Security and Finance Company London.

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Sir/Madam,

Thanks to God I don't have to deal with those idiots in West Africa, they are a bunch of jerks who insaulted my personality, I was not going to deal with such buffoons as that.

I would like to pay the $12,000 remaining fee on the 10th of this month. How long with the process take after that for me to get the funds?

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07/09/2012.

Dear Esteemed Customer,

We acknowledge the receipt of your complaint- and we are sorry to learn that you`re unhappy with the service of our branch office located in Abidjan, Ivory Coast, West Africa. You have our assurance that our Customer Concerns Department will deal with your complaint within short period of time, to ensure maximum flexibility of our company services to all our valued customers.

According to the law and procedure of the Zip Security and Finance Company, As soon as we receive and confirm the receipt of the remaining payment of $12,000USD accurately from you on the 10th, It will take us only Five (5) business working days to procure the necessary documents of your claim on your behalf. Immediately the requires documents are obtain and ready, We will notify you accordingly for you to provide your bank account for us to transfer the deposited fund of the deceased £3.5 Million Great Britain Pounds successfully into your bank without any hitch.

Oddly, they send the exact same email, only replacing the last word "hitch" with "delay".

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I would like to make an appointment to meet with you personally on the 10th, can you tell me the best time to arrive at your office please.

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10th/09/2012

Dear Esteemed Customer,

Compliment of the day, I accept your appointment request and I will be delighted to meet with you here in London, UK. To confirm your appointment; what is the arrival time of your flight? What is the name of the air line you are coming with? How long will you stay here in London? Have you make a hotel reservation? Kindly respond to me with these important information’s, it is for your safety and benefit as our esteemed customer.

Call me once you arrive at the airport so that I will send our security company agent to come and pick you up at the airport with our security company secure and comfortable vehicle. My telephone number is +44-7435830953, and my name is Nicolas.

I hope to meet with you today, and I promise to give you the best of our service as our esteemed customer.

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I am not going, my agent Noah Sark arrived in London this weekend. He will be arriving at your head office 25b Wimbledon London SW19 3TZ today. You don't need to pick him up, he has a rental car.

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I thought you said that you wanted to meet with me personally? Why sending your agent?, Is your agent the next of kin to the deceased?, be quite sure that your agent might not locate my office and he will not be attended without our company appointment card, this was the reason why our agent must pick up every of our clients once they arrive at any of our airports here in London, our agent will give appointment card and time schedules to every of our customer before the person can be allow to come to any of our offices here in London and our customer service unit will attend to the person he or she present the appointment card to our guards. Be informed that Zip Security and Finance Company has a very strict and strong rules that must be abide by all our customers to avoid missing out.

FOR YOUR BENEFIT
Is better you come down to London by yourself if you really want to meet with me as our esteemed customer, or you can send us the outstanding fee to our accountants through bank transfer or Western Union Money Transfer to enable us procure your documents as fast as we can.

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10th/09/2012

Dear Esteemed Customer,

I will personally like to assist you with my position as the General Manager of Zip Security and Finance Company London, Can you give me the telephone number and hotel address and room number of your agent Noah Sark? With my virtue I will go and meet with your agent Noah Sark once I close from work today, for consolidation and your benefit. Kindly respond to me immediately because our offices will soon close for today.

Sincerely,
Nicolas.

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I never heard so much bullshit in my life. You people are fucking crazy.

I lose my "Esteemed" status...

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Dear Customer,

Thank you for taking the time to tell us about your unfortunate experience with the Zip Security and Finance Company, after many years in the business, our unmatched reputation for service seems to speak for itself. However, while many customers have heard about our excellent warranty, fewer know about our lifetime service contract security and finance, you may be upset with our rules because you don’t know anything about our contract flexibility service and you didn’t made any deposit with us, not even cash or valuable.

As a next of kin to the deceased, we obliged you to abide with our rules and instructions to avoid losing your inheritance /estate/estates. I have scheduled a meeting with the board of directors and senior staffs of Zip Security and Finance Company to discuss your comment.

We are particularly concerned about the delay in response time, and we will be investigating the details to ensure our maximum security service to our customer/customers. You are our valued customer and we always appreciate comments from our customers so we can serve you better.

IMPORTANT NOTIFICATION:

BE KINDLY BEAR IN MIND THAT ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY HAS EVERY RIGHT TO CONFISCATE YOUR INHERITANCE ONCE THE CLOSING DATE OF CLAIM IS DUE.

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Your service speaks for itself, all bullshit. You assholes haven't done a fucking thing, but demand for money and don't let my agent meet you. Go fuck yourself, assholes.

Next day I send a truncated message to "Nicholas"

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He is staying at the Sheraton Park Tower hotel in a penthouse suite, address is SW1X 7RN London. If you refuse to see him before he leaves on

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I want you to confirm to me the cell phone number of your agent so that I will personal call him and meet with him possibly today, is very important and urgent for your own benefit.

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What is your correct address? Is very important for YOUR benefit.

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You are an indiscipline customer, and it can’t help you. For this reason we are going to seize communications with you till you are ready to cooperate with our rules and instructions.

Sincerely,
Nicolas.

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No address, huh?

Then I send him a phony MTCN. Four times he writes back asking for the receiver name.

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17th/09/2012

Dear Esteemed Customer,

You forgot to include the name of the receiver in the western union payment information’s which you sent to us, we want you to tell us the name of the receiver of your payment immediately so that the receiver will go to the western union office to confirm your payment before the western union offices close for today.

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Dear Esteemed Company,

You forgot to include your full address information's which is required by me for full disclosure and security.
FOR YOUR BENEFIT

You must comply with this security requirement for me to fulfill your request.

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Dear Customer,

Our head office address is Park place 10 Lawn Lane London SW8 1UD. We have so many offices around the world. We want you to feel free and comfortable with our instructions for us to serve you better as our valued customer, to avoid missing out.

Sincerely, Nicolas.

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Dear Company,

That is good news that you have so many offices. Do you have any in United State of America?

Sincerely, Jack

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Dear Customer,

We did not have any Office in United State of America, but we will soon open a branch office in USA. We want you to know that we are still waiting for you to send us the complete payment information’s, including the receivers name and the remaining balance of our required fee today, so that we can start the procurement of your documents immediately because tomorrow is your last day to make this claim, or otherwise you will lose your inheritance.

Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Sincerely,
Zip Security and Finance Company.

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Dear Company,

When are you opening the USA branch? What city will it be located? At this point please put a note in my file to delay the claim until your USA branch is open. My agent has advice me against sending money overseas due to fraud and international scam and also monitoring of these transactions by Homeland Secfurity and FBI. The two western union payments have been recalled and I will await your USA branch to make the payment in full.

Thanks for your corporation in this matter.

Sincerely,
Customer

Meanwhile, I forward a spam email to Dr. Rommy - it really upsets him! Or maybe it is just that I missed the deadline...

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Hello Dear Friend

I am glad to inform you that I have successfully concluded the transaction. themoney has been transferred to China through the assistant of Mr.Pong Eugene,who is a business man base in China.Currently I am in China with him. However,I did not forget you because you are the source of my success.

In appreciate of your assistance I have mapped out as a Compensation and wroteon your favour ATM CARD worth of US$ 750000.00 I left the ATM CARD with mySecretary Dr.Ija Ugo, on my departure to China. I would like you to contact himwith the below information and instruct him where to send the ATM CARD worth ofUS$ 750000.00 to you.

Contact him through below information’s

Post Office Burkina Faso
Name: Dr.Ija Ugo
EMAIL: [email protected]

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Good morning to you and how is your family doing?, I have been ill for the past few days that was the reason for my silent all this while, i received the message which you sent to me but the content was not understood, for Christ sake who is Mr. Pong Eugene?, and which fund was transferred to China?, this must be a joke..

i want you to ignore those bastards that's sent such email to you because they are fake and fraud stars, i contacted the zips this morning and ask them the situation of mrs. maria jones fund, and the zips told me that the fund is still intact in there custody and they can not confiscate the fund yet due to the 5,000usd advance payment which i sent to them long time ago, this was the reason why they still keep the fund intact and pending till the rest of the fee is paid completely before they will proceed with the legal processes of releasing late mrs. maria jones fund to you, please i want you to ignore any body that is telling you that the fund has been transferred to China because that is not true, Mr. Pong Eugene is a liar and a fraud stars, by the way how did they got your e-mail address?, please my dear friend you have to be careful with the mails you receive from any other person apart from me and the zips because now there are many awareness in this transaction because of your delay and lies in this transaction, you are not telling me truths, the zips confirmed to me and they promise to release mrs. maria jones inheritance to you asap if only you will stop lying and be sincere and honest to enable the success of releasing late mrs. Maria Jones fund to you legally and successfully without any problem.

You lied to me that you have send the remaining fee of 12k dolls to the zips, why are you doing this Mr. Jack?, i thought you are a honorable gentle man, why will you be lying unnecessary?, frankly speaking i never believe so because i trusted you and i have a solid believe that you will never mess up or let me down till this deal is done successfully, please kindly contact the zips today and send the remaining 12k dolls to the zips in London because they are loosing trust and patronage from you as their customer and the rightful next of kin to mrs. maria jones, i am seriously sick right now, please help me to save my life and stop joking with me, please my dear respectful friend Mr. Jack.

Posted: Sun Sep 29, 2013 2:36 am

These idiots hang in there. I guess the idea of $12,000 exceeds all common sense. I don't mind, insults abound. It is now Sep 26. For readability sake, I am adding some spacing to Dr Rommy's drivel.

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Rumpy,

How are you my dear? I hope you have good insurance so you don't have to stay in that shitty hospital you work at, you never know when some asshole doctor might dead you! Ha ha, just joking!

Pont of correction sir, I never send the full $12000 due to it is too large amount for overseas transfer due to interpol and homeland security, so I split into three payments, I make the first payment $5000 and send the zips the MTCN, then I paid $4000, then I was ready to pay the final $3000 but the zips say they are opening an office in the United State of America, so my agent Noah Sark say I should pay the money to USA office due to not raise eyebrow by the FBI. The zips did not collect the money from western union so I recall the $5000 and $4000, plus I had $3000 in cash so I am ready to pay $12000 as soon as the zip USA office is open. The zips agree to put a note in my file and will be contacted me soon the office is open so I can finish the deal, but dont worry, everything is arranged now so Homeland Security and FBI will not look down on us and maybe you would have been arrested for murder. So you can thanks me now my dear friend, I will let you know the zips contact me next.

Your best friend,
Jack

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I am very glad to read from you and i want you to know that i have a very good insurance and i am taking a proper treatment to recover soon, only that the pressure of this deal is effecting me so much because i don't know my faith anymore and i do not want us to loose this money to the zips, this was the reason why i have been thinking and praying to God to touch your heart so that you will agree to send this remaining 12k dolls to the zips so that the zips will not see any reason to deny us this fund,

my dear friend i read your email and i understood all you said but i want you to know that in issues like this we don't need to be delaying or waiting for the zips to open an office here in United State before we can finalize this deal because we don't know when the zips will be opening the office here in United State and this may cause us so much delay and we might loose this fund to the zips, if you can trust me and believe me my dear please forget about the homeland security and the FBI because they are doing their job and they will not like you or any american citizen to fall victim, but as a man you know what you want and you how to get it without any ones concept or distraction, yes the advice of the FBI and Homeland security is very good but it will not favor us due to time factor,

you know we are doing an illegal deal and the commitment in this deal don't need any third party to be aware of what we are doing, my dear 12k dolls is a big amount of money but if you can trust me and have confidence in me i will like you to split the payment and send the 12k dolls to the zips just as i did and i assure you that you will never loose your money or regret doing what i said, i am 100% sure that you will never ever regret it and the zips will surely process this deal and release late Mrs. Maria Jones fund to you as the rightful receiver without any problem or more delay.

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Rimshot,

Dont worry my friend, you must learn to trust and respect the zips, that is how business is done. The zips give me there word "we will soon open a branch office in USA" so who are we to doubt them when they tell us the truth? The branch is open soon, maybe seven days I think so it is best as you know since you are a citizen of United State of America, this country is good and all other countries are shit. Please be patience and learn to trust the zips fully and show respect they deserve so we can get the money and then we will be rich. Rest ashore this deal is completely legal and hitch-free, do not worry about FBI and such, they will never learn of your murder Mrs Jones, that is long gone by now.

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I am serious ill and my heart is paining me so much due to the fear and tension that's is involve in this deal, i never believe that up till this moment we will still be waiting for the zips to release late mrs. maria jones money to you, yes we have to respect and fulfill the instructions of the zips and give them whatever they requested from you so that they will do what ever processes they want and kindly release late mrs. maria jones inheritance to you without any problem,

you know that the real depositor and his wife is dead, we have to do fast and also do what ever possible to make the zips release this 5.5million dolls to you as fast as possible without any ones concept or notice, my dear friend please lets not wait till the zips open a branch office here in USA before you can work with them,

you can trust the zips and send the remaining 12k dolls to the zips just as they requested so that they will do what ever processes and release late mrs. maria jones 5.5million dolls to you without any more delay, yes our country United State is good but other countries are also good my dear friend, i have heard about England and they are good and also the king of Europe,

frankly speaking i don't like the idea of waiting for the zips to open a branch office here in our country before we can finalize this deal because this delay might cause a very big loose and problem for us, please i want you to try all your possible best and send this remaining 12k dolls to the zips possible by Monday been next tomorrow so that we will be sure that before the end of this new week the zips will release late mrs. maria jones inheritance 5.5million to you without any more delay or misunderstanding, i am seriously counting on you right now and i believe that you will do as i said and send this remaining 12k dolls to the zips on Monday so that we will succeed in this deal and the zips will have confidence in you and release late mrs. maria jones inheritance to you immediately without any more delay.

I am really tired right now and i can not concentrate to do any other thing apart from this deal because i am waiting for you to make me happy by accomplishing this deal with the zips and get late mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips as fast as possible..

Thanks so much and best regards,
I wish you and your family a happy weekend,

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Dear Romulan,

Please my dear you must take care of your health, I would never forgive myself if you were to die, so tell me your wife name so if you die I can make sure I get your share of the money to her and your family. Also give me your home address so I can send her the money if your heart is in failure.

Now as for our business, your share is accounted for as follow becuase I have to deduct for expenses:

$2,506.44 airfare to London
$8,322.82 hotel expense seven nights London
$1,932.00 misc meals and expense London
$17,000.00 emolument fee to zips
$15,500.00 agency fee to Noah Sark
$98.32 long distance phone call
$4,000.00 life insurance policy for me
$4,000.00 property insurance for my ranch

Total expenses $53,353.28
Estimated taxes $1,100,000.00 (20% inheritance tax)
Remaining total $4,346,646.72
Your share: $1,711,278.98

How do you want your payment sent to you? I think bank to bank transfer might be the best, so send me all your account details so I can set things up for quick transfer of the fund. Rest ashore this is 100% risk-free and no hitches.

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Greetings to you and thanks so much for your care and concern to my present health condition, i want you to know that i will not die, even if i will die it will not be now because i have to live to fulfill and accomplish my heart desire which is building up a solid hospital of my own with the name of my first son,

i took some medical treatment yesterday and the heart pains is releasing gradually, but my most happiness is that soon you will get our fund from the zips and i will be rich and accomplish my heart desire, likewise yours. I saw the expenses calculation which you stated for me and i am not against it,

i agree with you my dearest friend and i am okay with my share of $1,711,278.98, that's great and i guess it will be enough for me to do what ever project i wanna do as fast as possible, i know that i will be fine and good with such amount of money and i will never be sick again or think so much again because i will be capable to provide for all my needs and the needs of my family including my relations,

i will never forget you in my life and i will surely be grateful and respectful to you as my good friend till the rest of my life, i will like to meet with you face to face to collect my own share of $1,711,278.98 from you once you receive the $5.5million dolls from the zips, i do not want any one or my wife to know about this money because they might be scared and start asking some unnecessary questions of how come about the huge sum, i just want to take my family by surprise.

so please my dear friend and partner all you need to do is to let me know once you send the remaining 12k dolls payment to the zips and also let me know once you receive the inheritance of $5.5million dolls from the zips as well so that i will fix an appointment to meet with you and collect my own share of the fund from you without any ones concept, and also thank you so much for your sincerity and effort to make this deal a successful one for me and you.

I am just coming back from church with my family right now and i am a little bit tired, I need to have some rest now and i will be waiting for your urgent update possibly tomorrow so that i will know faith..

Thanks so much and i wish you a happy Sunday,

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Rumdum,

Are you a fucking idiot? Do you think you will meet me face to face and I will give you $1,711,278,98 payment? Fuck you, you fucking wanker. Send me your baNK details or forget about it.

Idiot.

Your partner,
Jack

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I have my reasons for telling you that i prefer to meet with you face to face to take my own share from you because i do not have a personal bank account, i already told you that i am using a joint account with my wife and i do not want you to transfer my own share of the fund into the joint account because my wife and the bank director will ask so many questions on how come about the huge sum,

please do not misunderstand me and please do not make things difficult for me because i know my wife and i know her capability, i prefer to take her by surprise so that she will never know how much i make in this deal and how i make it, this is a secret between me and you alone, i prefer a check or a bank draft, this was the reason why i said that i prefer to meet with you face to face once you confirm the receipt of the fund 5.5million dolls from the zips, please do not misunderstand me my dear friend and partner Mr. Jack because i want us to be at the safer side without any problem or complication, I plead for your understanding sir and i awaits for your update..

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Dear Dummy,

Listen stupid motherfucker, what do you think the homeland security and FBI will do when they see me write a check for $1,000,000? Do you want us investigated? You are a murderer, you need to be smarter than a box of rocks. Will your wife not ask questions later when you cash my check? Are you a fucking idiot? You are a doctor with no existence on your hospital web site, no bank account, no address, no photo. You are a fucking ghost, so fuck off, asshole.

Do not email me again until you have thought about this.

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I am sorry i didn't reply to your e-mail since yesterday because i went out of town for something emergency, I never still understand the reason why you left what you suppose to do and you are doing another thing, you are insulting me and calling me names but you forget-ted how we started this deal, i have try every of my possible best to make this deal a successful one for me and you but you haven't accomplish your own part of the deal yet,

you have not receive mrs. jones fund from the zips yet and you are talking about sharing the fund, do not be worried on how i will receive my own part of the fund from you, all i am after and interested in now is for you to tell me that you have paid the zips the remaining 12k dolls just as they requested so that they will start the processes of releasing late mrs. maria jones fund to you,

this is the most important thing you should do first and after we will be talking about how to share the fund and i will definitely collect my own share of the fund from you successfully, so don't say that i am a ghost, i am not a ghost only that i am trying to play safe so that you will not put me in any trouble with your so called agent Noah Sark including your FBI and Homeland security, because i don't know why you involve all this people in this deal, this is a deal which you suppose to keep secret and confidential between me and you alone till this deal is successful, right now i am afraid to give you my home address or our joint bank account information's because your attitude is scarring me so much with the people you involve in this deal, i really don't feel safe with them, i am trying to protect my image and personality to avoid getting arrest by the FBI or the Homeland security for the murder of late Mrs. Maria Jones, i hope you understand.

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Dear Mr Ronny,

You are taliking out your ass, you forget-ted that I am a rich business man and you are just a poor doctor. You also forget-ted that we were suppose to be equal partners each pay $8500, but you only pay shit share of $5000, so fuck you for that, you didnt accomplish your part of the deal yet so dont insalut me with your diparitions. I am doing all the work with the zips while you sit back and cry and act like a ghost. Then you think I will give you a million dollars just like that, are you still a baby living with your mother? Listen man and listen good, nobody can keep a deal this big as a secret, it will be reported to the government, so quit acting like some kind of fraud star and act like a man ok?

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Good morning to you and how is your family doing?, my dear friend as you already know that i am a poor doctor and you are a rich business man, this was the reason why i respect you so much because i am 100% sure that soonest you will use your power and your financial support as a rich man to get mrs. jones 5.5million dolls from the zips so that i will also become rich too to be able to join your club and be your good friend forever.

you supposed to have understand me very well even before now and know how faithful and sincere i am with you despite my poor position, i tried all my possible best to convince my wife and get this 5,000usd which i sent to the zips on your behalf to prove my honesty and dedication to you and for the success of this deal,

i know that you are able and capable man and you will surely send this remaining 12k dolls to the zips to complete the 17k dolls which the zips requested so that the zips will do what ever processes they wanna do and transfer our fund 5.5million dolls into your bank account successfully without any more delay or problem,

God knows that if i have this complete 17k dolls i could have send it to the zips long time ago even before now to make sure that the zips did not ask much questions or delay in this deal till you confirm the receipt of the 5.5million dolls into your bank account successfully without any ones concept or involving a third party in this deal, please my dear friend and partner i want you to understand my condition and please send this remaining 12k dolls to the zips so that they will do there processes and release late mrs maria jones fund to you as the rightful beneficiary as fast as possible without any more delay, please i am begging you in the name of almighty God to do this for me and you to save us from troubles and unnecessary questions or delay.. I will surely proof to you that i am for real and not a ghost once you finalize and achieve this deal successfully,

i will forever be your friend and i will respect you as my master till the rest of my life, i cross my heart.

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Rimjob,

Urgent, the zips are preparing investigation of the death of Mrs JOnes at your hospital! Are you still the medical director there? If so, you must tell the zips the death is natural cause of breast cancer and stop there investigation. My agent Noah Sark has told me to suspend payment to the zips until we know they stop the investigation, other wise I will be throwing away my money for nothing and you will be accused of murder! I will never forgive myself if you go to prison, please send me your family address so I can send them some dolls after you are in jail.

Respond urgent,
Jack

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Oh my God!, now have you seen the reason why i have been telling you lets be fast about this deal?, now you are telling me that the zips are preparing to investigate the death of mrs. maria jones, i know that you might surely help me or put me in trouble, and this was exactly the reason why i have been avoiding many things in this deal to avoid going to prison for murder case.

I am not the medical director any longer but i will still use my power as the medical doctor that take care of late mrs. jones and write an email to the zips right away and tell them that late mrs. maria jones died of breast cancer and nothing more.

I will try all my possible best to make sure that i stop the zips investigations tomorrow because if they ever continue that investigation that means me and you are seriously in trouble, this was the reason why i have been crying and begging you to pay the zips this remaining 12k dolls so that they will not suspect anything in this deal than to do their work and release your inheritance to you as the next of kin to late mrs. jones, but the problem with you is that over wise and over intelligent is disturbing you so much that's why you are neglecting my advice and follow only the advice of your so called agent Noah Sark, and you forget-ted how we started this deal and the commitments that is involve in this deal, I tried all my possible best to convince my wife and send 5k dolls to the zips, but you are thinking that i am stupid by doing that, you never know that i did what i suppose to do to commit the zips and make sure that we succeed in this deal without any problem,

you are not understandable the way i do that was the reason why you are finding it difficult to send this remaining 12k dolls to the zips since almost 7 weeks now, instead you prefer wasting money on rubbish investigations with your so called agent Noah Sark and FBI, now you have seen what you caused. frankly speaking if the zips ever find out that i killed late mrs. maria jones i swear to God that i will never suffer it alone because you have insulted me so much simple because i am poor, but you forget that you are the person that involve me in this deal now you wants to put me in trouble and go Scott free, God will never allow that to happen, i will try all my possible best to convince the zips tomorrow so that they will stop the investigation and focus on releasing late mrs. jones money to you as the rightful next of kin.

The best thing you have to do now is to contact the zips first thing tomorrow morning been Monday and kindly send this remaining 12k dolls to the zips by tomorrow morning been Monday just to convince the zips and make them to forget about the death of late mrs. maria jones and proceed with the processes of releasing late mrs. maria Jones inheritance to you successfully without any more delay.

My dear friend and partner Mr. Jack please kindly tell your adviser and agent Mr Noah Sark to be given you good advice and stop working to make some few dollars from you, i can even give him some thousands of dollars once this deal is done successful.

let him stop deceiving you or wasting our time for nothing because we committed murder just because of this deal and me and you might end up in jail if you continue with this your delay tactics.

I am seriously not happy with such news from you and i will surely make sure that the zips will never find out what we did to late mrs. maria jones, because if they ever find out that's means we are seriously in trouble for murder case, think wisely and reason with me to avoid problem.

Good friends stick together through hard times, right?

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Masshole,

Why are you not the medical director? Are you even dumber than possible? You are the one commit murder, not me. Never include me in your plans to murder people, you stupid murderer! Murderer! Mrs Jones was my great friend but you murder her! Why?

You clam to be medical director, but now you are a ghost murderer. Fuck you, you are evil man.

Murder!!!!!

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I could not sleep after i finish reading your insulting e-mail and it is not good for you and for me, before God and man you know that you are the person that told me to kill mrs. maria jones long time ago so that we will claim her inheritance from the zips, now you are insulting me and calling me a murderer simply because i am royal and respectful to you as my personal friend and partner,

why are you so wicked and heartless my dear respectful friend mr. Jack?, how could be calling such names?, God in heaven knows that i respected you so much and i cherish your idea in the first place, that's why i become a murderer in your present today simply because i want to become rich and accomplish my heart desire of building my own personal medical center here in New York.

please do not forsake me or betray me in this deal and i promise you that there will never be any tress or implication till this deal is successful, right now i know how you feel and i promise you that i will never ever mention your name to anyone, this must remain secret and strictly confidential between me and you alone. I have send an e-mail to the zips concerning the death statement of late mrs. maria jones and i believe that they will not proceed with the investigation after they finish reading my mail.

Please partner stop misunderstanding me and my position, i know that i am not rich for now but soon i will become rich and famous once this deal is successful, lets try to maintain good friendship and recognition so that the sky will be our limit.

I will never insult you or let you down, please reason with me and try to finalize this deal with the zips as fast as possible so that we will proof to each other how truthful and honest we are, and i will surely respect you and keep a good friendship with you as my mentor and master once this deal is successful..

Thanks so much and i wish you a blessed new week,

Lather, rinse, repeat. Give good news, then insult and pull the rug. Repeat. These are the most oblivious idiots I have ever baited.

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Romster,

How are you today? Please for godsake let bygones be bygones. It is not an insult that you are a murderer, you had a very good reason to commit murder, that reason is money. Who among us is without sin? As long as you have a good reason, god will forgive you my dear.

Also I am very thansful to you for writing a letter to the zips, they are done with there investigation and they didnt find anything suspicious and they will never find out what you did to Mrs Jones. I am sending payment today to the so-called agent Nicolas, then the zips will do the pepperwork and release my money to me. Then all our tress will be over and we can laugh at the zips, ha ha!

Your best friend and dear partener,

Jack

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I am so happy after i finished reading your e-mail today and also i am very happy to hear that the zips is done with the investigation without any suspicious, my dear friend and partner mr. jack you mean a lot to me by introducing me to this deal that will make me to be rich and make you to be richer, and i will accomplish my heart desire of building my own private medical center here in new york, my promise to you mr. jack is that i will never let you down and God almighty will be my witness,

i am 100% sure about this and i know that me and you will smile soon as soon as this deal is successful, you are my mentor and my master mr. jack, i will forever be grateful and royal to you till the rest of my life because i know that the zips will surely release late mrs. maria jones inheritance to you if you can corporate with them and send their requirements to them just as they want.

I will be waiting for your update once you send the fee to the zips today just as you told me, and my promise to you is that i will forever remain grateful and respectful to you till the rest of my life.

Thanks so much and i awaits for your update,
Yours sincerely friend and partner,
Dr. Austine Rommy

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Greetings to you and how are you doing?, i hope you are in good health, i have not heard from you since yesterday and i hope all is well with you my dear friend, have you send the payment to the zips as you told me?, i am so worried since yesterday to hear a good news from you, and right now i am anxiously waiting for your immediate response so that i will know my faith and my heart will be at rest because i know that soonest our dream will come true..

i so much believe that God almighty is going to see both of us through and make this deal a successful one for me and you as fast as possible, please my friend and partner kindly respond to me and tell me that you have send the remaining payment to zips so that i will know that nothing is going to stop the zips from releasing late mrs. maria jones inheritance to you as soon as all the paper work is done on your behalf as the rightful next of kin and receiver of late mr. and mrs. jones fund.

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Ramjam,

How are you today? Of coures I sent the payment to the zips, how else can they get paid? Do you think I am stupid? Why are you insalting my personality?

Have you been emailing to the zips? What did you tell them?

Back in time to Sep 27 and the zips...

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Dear Customer,

We wants to notify you that our company is not yet ready to open a branch office in USA, and we have not put the project in our agenda because most of our clients are from Europe, Asia and Africa. Today the board of director and the management of Zip Security and Finance Company have decided to give you more 1week (7days) for you to co-operate with us and send the remaining fee of $12,000.00usd to our accountants just as we instructed you previously, otherwise we are going to refund the $5000.00usd to your friend Dr. Rommy and we will confiscate your inheritance without any more mercy or consideration.

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Dear Company,

Thanks for your very kind email. I have complete faith in your company, as you said "We did not have any Office in United State of America, but we will soon open a branch office in USA." so I believe to trust you that very soon your branch will be open so I can quickly make the payment. Will it be open in seven days I hope? Please let me know at once when the branch is open, and also the address of the branch.

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Dear Customer,

You have only 6days left to pay the complete remaining $12,000.00usd and you don’t have to wait for us to open a branch office in United State of America before you can co-operate with us and make the complete payment just as we already instructed you. The Board of directors insists that we should not open a branch office in United State of America for now due to the high rate of tax and other important reasons. So bear in mind that we are not opening a branch office in United State of America in seven days, not even in six months time because the project is not in our agenda for now and we cannot rush to open up a branch office in United State of America just because of you, the project is not in our agenda for now and we don’t have extra money for the project yet, till further notice.

You have only 6days left for you to make the complete payment just as we instructed you, or be ready to face a misfortune consequence because we have try for you by giving you additional 1week time for you to meet up with your claim to avoid missing out.

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Dear Company,

Thanks for your advise, but still it is better to let me put claim to my inheritance as the rightful owner, any body will agree to that!

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Dear Customer,

We acknowledge the receipt of your e-mail. As the next of kin you have every right to claim your inheritance from us without doubt or delay, we assure you that once we confirm the receipt of the remaining payment of $12,000.00usd from you we will release your inheritance to you once the legal processes is done just as we instructed you previously.

You have only 5days left and we are going to confiscate this fund after 5days if you did not meet up with our demand and instructions to enable the safe release of your inheritance to you without any hitch.

The clock is ticking, only "5days" left...

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Dear Company,

To avoid regulation, I will have to split the payment into three parts. Do you want me to send all three to the same agent, or to three seperate agents? Please instruct at once.

Customer

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Dear Customer,

We want you to divide the $12,000.00usd into three (3) and send $4,000.00usd to each of our accountant names listed below.

Vanessa Bale
Eliza Barton
Steven Benson
Address: Park place 10 Lawn Lane London SW8 1UD.

Kindly send us the western union payment information’s or receipt immediately you make the payment just as we instructed you.

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Dear Company,

My advisor and agent Noah Sark has suggest for security purpose that because I do not know these people in a foreign country, there will be questions asked so he says any real security company would provide me photo ID so I can be sure of who I deal with. So please sent company photo ID for the names listed below:

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Dear Customer,

We cannot accept your request for security reason and for maximum protection of our staffs. The depositor and abbess have all the information’s about our company and we cannot go further about it. As a senior director of Zip Security and Finance Company, I can only send my own personal identity card to you if you want to ensure trust and confidence for the success of your claim.

I will send my Identity Card to you once I receive your response.

Sincerely,
Nicolas.
Senior Director,
Zip Security and Finance Company.

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Dear Company,

I await the recieve of your photo ID before any more actions can be taken.

Regards,
Customer

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Dear Customer,

Open the above attachment and you find a copy of my Identity Card to ensure trust and maximum confidence with our company.

Very amusing ID card. The top line says "ZIP SECURITY & SHIPING COMPANY. What a bunch of shipers...

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Dear Company,

My agent says he does not care about nobody Nicolas Anderson, that is not a name of a person receiving the money. Mr Sark says that ID is garbage, I should need a true photo ID of the agents that will be receiving the money ($4000 paid three times).

I await your alacrity and strict detail to provide me the utmost service.

Sincerely,
Jack.
Customer

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Dear Customer,

We have observe from you that you are working with some unqualified agents that don’t have sense of humor, and if care is not taken our company might deny you the opportunity to claim your inheritance from us simply because of your unfaithfulness and irresponsible acts. you have tried so many times to play games with our company but you fail because our company has a very qualified maximum security and we intend to stand on our rules and regulation for the benefit and maximum protection of our clients and staffs.

You don’t have any right to teach us our job or make unnecessary request from us because you are recognized by our company as a NEXT OF KIN and not a DEPOSITOR. You’re acting so strange and we cannot send you the Photo ID of our accountants because that is abnormal and irrespective to ensure a maximum protection to all our staffs including me. Since you already have my own Identity Card as the senior director, you can go ahead and send the first $4,000.00usd to my name if that is what you want, once I confirm the receipt of the first $4,000.00usd from you I will now trust you and give you any information’s you may need from us to enable you send the remaining $8,000.00usd for immediate action and legal services.

If you are ready and serious to claim your inheritance from us that means you must be royal and respectful to our instructions and directives, or be ready for a missing out because we cannot accept such dubious acts from you any longer.

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Comany,

Your asstute obversation is irresponsible on my personality. I will send $4000 to so-called Nicolas upon immediate apolgy from your company for your dubious insault.

Regards,
Customer

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Dear Customer,

The deceased late Mr. and Mrs. Jones was one of our best customers so far, and our company also recognizes you as one of our valued customer because the nunnery chooses you as her next of kin and we are ready and committed to make sure that we gives you the best of our service to the acme. So we are pleading for your trust and immediate co-operation with our company to enable us release your inheritance to you as fast as possible without any hitch.

On behalf of Zip Security and Shipping Company, I would like to express my deepest apologies for the rude statement which we used for you in our previous mail, and I promise you that we can never use such a word on you again once you show us some respect and co-operation just as we expected from you as one of our valued customer. Our customer support service is designed to alleviate customer frustration, not add to it. Zip Security Company delivers preferential treatment to all its customers.

Please accept our sincere apologies and we promise to give you the best of our service to the acme if you can co-operate with us and obey our instructions.

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Dear Company,

If Mrs Jones was one of your best customers, then why did you let her die as a poor beggar in a shitty hospital when she could have easily paid to save her life?

Regards,
Customer

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Dear Customer,

Honestly speaking, we are not aware of late Mrs. Jones sickness because she did contact us to keep us inform or seek for assistance of our company. If not we could have help her to save her life in any way that we can. The death of the nunnery sounds so strange to us when we receive her death certificate from you 2months ago. We promise you that our company investigation unit will soon start an investigation with the Sloan Kettering Hospital in New York to know the cause of her death and why did she die so young at 41yrs only.

Once again, we sympathize with the deceased and please accept our condolence, we promise to release your inheritance to you once we receive the required emolument from you just as we instructed, for legal purposes.

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Company,

Do not border yourself with investigation, I saw the hospital death certificate, she died of breast cancer. I will be sending the money very soon.

Customer

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Dear Customer,

We acknowledge the receipt of your e-mail and we want to notify you that our company received a clarification letter this morning from Dr. Austine Rommy on behalf of Sloan-Memorial Kettering Hospital New York, USA concerning the death of the nunnery late Mrs. Maria Bettina Jones. After we finished reading the letter we observed that the nunnery was suffering from a breast cancer and that was the cause of her death. We are truly convinced after we finished reading the e-mail from Dr. Austine Rommy and our company does not intend to continue with our investigation any longer since the hospital in charge has address the details statement to our company for better clarification.

Once again, please accept our condolence and sympathy. We will be waiting to receive the payment from you so that we will process the legal required documents and release your inheritance to you as fast as possible.

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Dear Company,

That is very good news that there is proof of dead nunnery and no murder was commited. Since the investigation is over, I am now ready to make the payment to the so-called Nicolas Andersen. I feel it is good that there is trust between us now, so please be ready to do the needful.

Regards,
Customer

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Dear Customer,

We acknowledge the receipt of your e-mail and the content was fully understood. We assure you that we will do the legal processes of your inheritance release once we confirm the receipt of your payment.

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Dear Customer,

We want to inform you that we are still waiting to receive the emolument from you just we instructed. We assure you that we will do the legal processes and release your inheritance to you once we confirm the receipt of your payment.

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Company,

I already send the payment to so-called Nicolas Andersen, tell him to collect the money at once.

Regards,
Customer

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Dear Customer,

Where is the payment information or receipt? Kindly send it at once so that I can be able to get your payment from the Western Union Agent here in London.

I anticipate for your urgent response with the Western Union payment information’s or receipt.

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Dear Company,

Who told you the money was sent with Western Union? It was sent by Moneygram, not Western Union. The reference number is 17467301.

Regards,
Customer

It is now Oct 10 for both Rommy and the zips. They seem to think they will get paid. Sure hope they are up for some more insults...

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 4:47 am

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Good morning to you and how was your family?, Mr. Jack you are my friend and my master, i will never insult you or your personality, never in my whole life will i insult you Sir, only that i am so much worried about this deal because of the delay and i dont want us to make this deal to look suspicious before the zips again, i dont want the zips to have any doubt in you as the rightful beneficiary of late mrs. maria jones because of your delay over this issue.

please i want you to build a very solid trust and confidence between me and you and the zips for the success and accomplishment of our heart desire to enable the zips to release late mrs. maria jones inheritance worth $5.5million dolls to you successfully, this has been my dream and my heart desire and i so much believe that you will make this deal successful for me and you by getting late mrs. maria jones money from the zips.

I am very happy and glad to hear that you have send payment to the zips, please if i may ask how much did you send to the zips?, is it the complete remaining payment of 12k dolls?, have the zips confirm your payment?, if so i will be very happy because that means soonest all our troubles and worries will be over and we will become rich once the zips release late mrs. maria jones inheritance to you and know one will ever know about this fund apart from me and you for security reason.

Know my dear friend i have not e-mail the zips again since after i send the clarification e-mail to them concerning the death of late mrs. maria jones and i believe that the zips are well convinced after they finished reading my e-mail because they have not ask me any other question up till this moment, this was the reason i am begging you for you to hasting up with the zips so that there will not be any more questions or tress from them, please send me a copy of the payment paper which you sent to the zips so that i will also send the payment info's to the zips by my self and plead to the zips on your behalf so that they will do needful things very fast as and release late mrs. maria jones inheritance to you without any more delay.

I will be very glad to receive a good response from you so that we will accomplish this deal as fast as possible and both of us will be happy forever as good friends and partners.

Thanks so much and i awaits for your urgent response sir,

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Rumor,

I sent $4000 dolls to the zips by moneygram, but they are too stupid to collect it. They dont even know my name. Can you believe this?

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Oh my God!, that is very bad to hear that the zips don't even know your name since all this while you have been in communication with them?, Or is it that maybe the zips did not know that you use your name to make the payment?, please my dear i will like you to take it easy with the zips and write down the complete payment information's to them with peace so that everything will go amicably, please sir i am begging you in the name of God to take this transaction easy with the zips and make things to be very clear to them to avoid any more delay or problem. I am counting on you and i so much believe in you as my respectful friend and partner.

I awaits for your immediate response once the zips confirm to you that they have receive your payment of $4000 dolls.

Thanks and have a nice day,

I attach the old tiny unreadable receipt to my response...

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Drear friend Remmy,

Those stupid motherfuckers call me "customer" and not my name, what kind of service is that? Shit service is what they do, they treat me so badly I am seek to death of tere shit and I am on my last nerve. I insure you that the fault is on them and not me and I am attached the proof of my payment so you can see what a bunch of unsequined idiots they are.

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I really trust you and i believe that you made the payment to the zips just as you told me, but something that surprises me so much is that i can not see the content of the payment receipt which you sent to me, the paper is very very tiny and small, it cant be seen or read, please my dear friend kindly ask someone to help you to scan the payment paper in a big form and resend it to me so that i can be able to see what was written on the payment paper,

anyway i believe you and i am sure that you made the payment to the zips just as you said, but i am very surprise that each time you sent a payment to the zips there is always a problem on your payment, why Mr. Jack?.

when i made a payment of $5,000usd to the zips long time ago it was very clear and i sent you my western union payment paper in a big form and not in a tiny small form just as you just did, i also sent a copy of my payment receipt to the zips and the zips cash my payment instantly without any complain or problem,

why is yours payment cant be withdraw and the payment paper which you sent to me was very tiny like your previous payment paper which you sent to me sometime ago, why always like this Mr. Jack?, you are making this deal to be so difficult and complicating for us, if not why cant you scan your payment paper in a big form instead of sending me a tiny small paper?, how could you expect me to see or read the content of the tiny paper which you sent to me?, and the zips cant withdraw your payment just as you told me, what will this proof to the zips?,

the zips might started seeing you as a liar and they might deny you your right as the rightful receiver of late Mrs. Jones fund, this might cause a very big problem and misunderstanding that might make us to lose this huge amount of late Mrs. Maria Jones inheritance to this fucking zips without anymore considerations from them because this has happen twice now. Right now i am seriously confused and i dont know what to do or believe anymore.

Please my dear friend i want you to take things easy with the zips and be specific to them so that they will not deny you this golden opportunity of receiving late Mrs. Maria Jones fund 5.5 million dolls, you must resend your payment to the zips in a clear form and proof your payment to zips so that the zips will confirm your payment and apologies to you for causing you troubles and headache. this is what you must do and do it immediately so that we can not lose late Mrs. Maria Jones to the zips after all our sufferings over this issue.

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Ramses,

Forget about the receipt, the zips told me to recall the money because they are too stupid to know how to collect a simple moneygram, something that any child could do in an instant. Instead they want me to make a bank transfer, but due to the large amount of money to international bank, there is extra pepperwork and my bank says the transfer could take up to nine (6) days. Why are the zips constantly delaying us? Oh well, we will have to wait a week or so for the payment to clear and then you and me will be rich!

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Greetings to you and how was your weekend?, i am glad after i finished reading your mail and i pray that everything will go successfully just as we wish. i will like you to always write to me and keep me update with the processes and response of the zips so that i will be following up till the deal is successfully.

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Remo,

My weekend was good, how was yours? How is your beatiful family? I hope you are take good care of your wife after all this!

Meanwhile as usual the zips are incompetent noodle brain fucks, they couldnt wipe there ass with a catcus if you gavethem the first free clue. Now they ask for receipt where there is none, why are they so stupid?

My idea is get the money from these idiots and laugh at them all the way to my bank.

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Hello my dearest friend and partner Mr. Jack,

Please i want you to ignore any e-mail telling you anything about money transfer, they are all liars and internet hackers, please do not communicate with them because they will hack your mail box and start manipulating in your mail box and took all your personal information's. the only people you have right to communicate with in this deal is only the zips and me your partner and that's all, any other person is an asshole...

My dear since you have already made the payment just as you said, i think is right for you to show a proof and receipt of your payment to me and to zips because is a proof and truth is not hidden, the bank that make the payment suppose to give you a receipt of the payment, so do not feel bad if the zips request for the receipt of your payment from you because it is normal and legal to make sure that everything is legal and successful.

please kindly send the payment receipt in a bold clear form to the zips to proof your honesty and sincerity to the zips for confirmation and legal purposes, and i will be your witness as your friend and partner to enable the zips to do the legal processes and release your inheritance to you without any more delay, how much did you send to the zips?, is it 4k dolls or the whole remaining 12k dolls?, sorry if i may ask, i only wanted to know as your partner so that i will be your witness, and also please kindly send me a copy of your payment receipt for my record keeping.

Thanks and i will be waiting for your response so that we will finalize this deal with the zips asap,

Back in time one week to the zips...

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Dear Customer,

I received the Money Gram reference number which you sent to me. But I want to let you to know that with only reference number I cannot get your payment from any Money Gram Offices or Agents here in London. Please kindly send to me the full payment information’s such as:

SENDERS FULL NAME:
RECEIVERS FULL NAME:
TOTAL AMOUNT SENT:
QUESTION AND ANSWER TEST (IF ANY):

These above listed items are the information’s which I want you to send to me immediately so that I can be able to get your payment accurately from the Money Gram office here in London, UK. I apologies for any inconvenience, and I anticipate for your immediate response with the above complete requires payment information’s so that our company can be able to commence with your request possibly today once I get your payment from the Money Gram Office successfully, and I assure you that our company will surely start the legal processes of your claim possibly today, to enable us release your inheritance to you within a very short period of time.

I anticipate for your immediate response so that we will give you the best of our service to the acme.

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Dear Company,

Are you saying that after all this time, you still don't know my name? Please recheck your records and see if you can find my name, qualified idiot. Are you saying you dont read my email when I tell you I send the money to so-called Nicolas Andersen? Assholes, complete assholes. Did you read my email about the amount $4000? If not, fuck you and forget about it.

Regards,
Customer

They finally learn my name. Unfortunately for them they also send a bank account, which goes straight to Alan.

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ATTENTION: Mr. Jack Schitt,

We are having a problem with your payment and we can withdraw your payment from any of the Money Gram offices here in London, UK. What is really happening? We suggest that you should go straight to the Money Gram office and withdraw your payment from the Money Gram, and go immediately to any of your bank there in USA and pay in the money to our bank account stated below. Once you so do kindly send us the payment slip for confirmation and for safety purpose. Because many internet hackers have messed-up Money Gram and Western Union system, the system is no longer safe and secure.

Our bank account information is:

BANK NAME: NATWEST BANK
ACCOUNT NAME: [redacted]
ADDRESS OF ACCOUNT BENEFICIARY: 1 STAMFORD STREET, LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM.
ACCOUNT: [redacted]
SORT CODE: 600525
IBAN: GB88NWBK60052521110212
BRANCH ADDRESS: FIVE WAYS CHILDWALL LIVERPOOL L15 6YD

Send us a copy of the payment slip as soon as you make the payment into our bank account been stated for you above, for a legal confirmation from our bank and for safety purpose.

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Dear Company,

What is your company name? Is it "Zip Security and Finance Company" or is it "Zip Security and Shipping Company"? Do you even know your own company name? No wonder you are such qualified idiots cant pick up a simply moneygram payment. who is so-called E. EKPE? Is that the name of your company too?

Regards,
Jack Schitt

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ATTENTION: Mr. Jack Schitt,

For your information, our company names are Zip Security and Finance Company, and also Zip Security and Shipping Company, we deal on Security, Finance and Shipping. E. EKPE is the name of treasurer and he is the person that is in charge of our company’s accounts.

VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE:

Mr. Jack Schitt, our company management and board of directors are tired of your unnecessary questions and delay over our instructions; we are observing some certain behaviors from you and this message is to warn you for the very last time to be respectful and sincere to our instructions. If you truly want to claim your inheritance from us kindly follow our instructions and stop asking so many questions. Also stop acting like a dictator or spy to us to avoid losing our sincere service and your inheritance totally.

Kindly do as we instructed and send us the bank payment slip as soon as you make the payment into the given bank account, so that we will be very sure of your payment to enable us commence with your request.

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Dear Zip Security and Finance Company and Shipping Company and E. EKPE,

I have made the payment.

VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE:

Due to the large amount and is an international transfer, my bank said the transfer can take up to 5 (seven) business days.

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ATTENTION: Mr. Jack Schitt,

You said that you have made the payment, where is the copy of the payment slip just as we requested from you once you making the payment. How do you expect us to believe your payment without seeing an authentic copy of the payment slip or receipt? For your information we wants to inform you that you are not our only customer and that’s why our company always request for a payment receipt from every of our customers to enable us confirm their payment authentically and to maintain our authentic record keeping for the growth and security of our company.

With due respect, we want you to kindly send us a copy of your payment slip immediately for our legal confirmation, because without a proof of a payment slip or receipt from you we will never believe your payment because many of our customers pays in money into the same account, and not only you.

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Dear,

This is no payment slip. I made all the arrangements with my bank over the phone. I already told you, check the amount in your account, then you will know the money was sent. I will check with my bank to see what the payment status is tomorrow.

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ATTENTION: Mr. Jack Schitt,

Even if the transaction was done over the telephone between you and your bank, you must go to your bank and get a copy of the payment slip, scan and send to us by mail before we can believe your payment, Or else we can never believe your payment because you are not our only customer and that was exactly the reason why our company always request for a payment receipt from every of our customers to enable us confirm their payment authentically and to maintain our authentic record keeping for the growth and security of our company.

With due respect, we want you to kindly go to your bank today and get the payment slip from your bank and kindly send us a copy of your payment slip immediately for our legal confirmation, because without a proof of a payment slip or receipt from you we will never believe your payment and there is nothing we can do for you.

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Would it be easier if your bank contact my bank? Just let me know. Meanwhile you are a jackass if you dont believe my payment. I have millions of dollars in your company and you talk like a jerk? Why?

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For your information, our company did not have anything to communicate with your bank concerning your payment, it is your duty to discuss with your bank and get your payment receipt from your bank and send it to us just as we requested.

Kindly do as we instructed and send us your payment slip or receipt of payment for us to verify your payment accurately, and also to proceed with the processes of releasing your inheritance to you as fast as possible, to avoid missing out.

I send a large gzipped file of the Encode Perl module (just happened to have it handy).

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ATTENTION: Company

I have spoke to my bank, they ask me if I know the person I am sending the money to. I said no. They ask me if I trusted the people I am dealing with. I said no. They ask me if I wanted to file a complaint against your company. I said yes.

Regards,
Jack

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You sent us an Encode attachment through WinRAR that cannot be open or seen, and also you said that you told your bank that you did not trust our company and you wanted to file complain against our company, that is very good for you wise man, there is no problem about that, you can go on with your untruthfulness and complains against our company, that is your own cup of tea.

But kindly bear in mind that this same company you didn’t trust is having your rightful inheritance worth’s £3.5million Great British Pounds, and we can never release your inheritance to you until you are sincere and respectful to our rules and legal instructions, until we receive an authentic proof of your payment or payments receipt clearly and successfully before we can be fully convinced of your honesty and sincerity in making this claim, if not your name will be misfortune and you will say farewell to your rightful inheritance worth’s £3.5million Great British Pounds because soonest we are going to confiscate the £3.5million Great British Pounds and we will transfer the fund into our treasury account as unclaimed fund.

Listen and listen very attentively for the very last time. We are not your mate and we are not here for child’s play or spend time with nonentities and indiscipline customers like you. You think that you are wise and smart, but you will turn out to see yourself as the most stupid and foolish man on earth by the end of this week if you fail to send us an authentic copy of your payment slip or receipt just as we requested from you, then you will see our capability and our company is going to seize your inheritance and no one can say a word or do anything about it since the rightful depositor of this fund is dead, you are just a next of kin to the deceased and you are acting stupidly and foolishly to our rules and instructions despite that you know that we can confiscate your inheritance if care is not taken, If you continue like this you will surely regret this act of yours because our company don’t take rubbish from anybody, enough is enough, so better be warned.

Sincerely,
Zip Security and Finance Company.

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So-called security and finance and delivery company,

I am really sick of all your shit, go ahead and keep the money, please stick it up your ass.

For the record, I think you are an ignorant asshole.

Regards,
Jack

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ATTENTION: Mr. Jack Schitt,

From the very first day we know that you are a joker and non capable inheritor by lying over a common payment which you never made, instead you are insulting our company and going against our instructions, you think that our company managements are so stupid, but for your prompt information, we have the best security service and we protect every of our customers from falling victim. We suspected your dubious act and lies that’s why we want to be very sure about you. Late Mr. Gilbert Jones was a very good and respectful customer, even her wife the nunnery, but you are just a common idiot that don’t even know the worth of your so called inheritance. Anyway; we thank you so much for giving us the authority and go ahead order to confiscate your inheritance, we really appreciate.

We will contact your friend Dr. Austine Rommy in new United State Of America and we will send him back his $5,000usd which he sent to us on your behalf long time ago and we will inform him about your decision so that he will be our witness, after that we can go ahead and confiscate late Mr. and Mrs. Jones deposited fund worth’s £3.5million pounds, once again we appreciate your decision to abandon the deceased fund for us for the use and maintenance of our company.

Thanks and best regards,

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obviously i am very disappointed of myself to read a mail came from such a bastard like you in the planet.that didn't even went primary school.you are a fool if you don't have respect go and learn how to respect someone.or you will die on your ignorance you fool.

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ATTENTION: Mr. Jack Schitt,

Thank you so much my learned friend, and for your information, you did not deserve any respect because you don’t have respect and also you don’t have a good manner of approach. You are the biggest fool ever and you will remain so because you are so adamant and we guess you have a mental problem, better see a doctor fast before you will become mad, we have sent an e-mail to your friend in New York Dr. Austine Rommy to see how he can help you cure your mental problem, and also teach you how to be discipline and humble to the authority order.

One of my favorites from the mass insult thread...

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Make a flute out of the bones of your ancestors, stick it deep into your ass, then blow it hard!

Back to Rommy...

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Greetings to you and how are you doing?, i have not receive your e-mail for the past 3 days and i received emails from the zips telling about you been so unlawful and unrespectful to them, they told me that they will be sending me back my 5,000dolls once they confirm my response and they are treating to confiscate the money because of your attitude towards their instructions,

my dear i felt so much angry and tired after i finished reading the mail from the zips against you and i said that i must reply to the zips till i hear from you and know exactly what is going on between you and the zips so that we will know how to solve the problem because we can never allow the zips to take away this fund from you after all we have suffered and committed in this deal,

please my dear friend kindly respond to me immediately and tell me what is going on between you and the zips so that we will know we can sort out this problem so that the zips will never triumph over us and took away what belong to us.

I will be waiting for your immediate response,

Yours friend and partner,
Dr. Austine Rommy

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Rimslut,

I wonder what is going on between you and the zips? Why are they like you, and you kiss there ass? Is this a scam on me?

You better not fuck with me or die bastard,
Jack

Dang, he sends me a huge unreadable response...

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Hello my dearest friend and partner Mr. Jack,

Good morning, my dear friend is not that i am doubting you, but you are the person that is doubting yourself, me and zips because of your behavior in this deal, you even make me get scarred of you and i am afraid to meet with you because i don't have full trust with you again due to your the kind of bad words you used on me and the also the ways you behave,

you make know about scam and you make me to be afraid of you maybe you might put me in trouble and handed over the FBI or CIA because you have already told me in your previous mail that you work with them including your Agent Noah Soark,

all this made me to become scared of you that i can not show myself to you or meet with you because you made me to kill an innocent woman and become a murderer just because of your advice, and now you refuse to accomplish your promise by claiming late Mrs. Maria Jones inheritance from the zips long time ago even before, instead all you are doing is to make troubles with me and the zips and call us different names,

the zips are very angry with you right now because they said that you are very insulting and you don't behave normally as a learned and gentle man, this is the complain i got from the zips about you, why are you doing all this my dear respectful friend?,

did you just want to put me in trouble and destroy my life and the happiness of my family?,

you are the person that involve me in this deal and i played my part successfully but you refuse to play your part successfully instead you turn against me and call me bad names, you even insult the zips that will release the late mrs. maria jones inheritance to you, now how do show seriousness and honest to me in this deal?, what shows that you really want to accomplish this deal and get this 5.5million dolls from the zips after insulting them?,

now you are telling me to meet with you so that i will personally send the money to zips and keep the receipt for my record keeping, what does that mean?, or is that a trick which you want use to get me and hand over to the FBI or CIA for committing murder?, my dear respectful friend and partner i am sorry to tell you that i cant afford to meet with till you proof to me that you are really my partner which both of agreed on the very first day you told me about this deal.

I am complaining about your behavior and the zips are also complaining the same thing, that means your behavior is not good and you have to change instantly so that we can make amendments and proceed with this deal till the zips releases late mrs. maria jones to you successfully as the rightful inheritor.

this will make me to trust you and have confidence in you once more as my true partner and friend and i will meet with you anywhere you want after the success of this deal, but if not i cant meet with you because i am afraid to go to jail, my kids are too young to be fatherless and my wife will never forgive me.

lets be reasonable, realistic and specific to each other mr. Jack, if you really know what is good in this deal just do it and have this done as fast as possible,

there is no need to be wasting time and turning up and down because this deal is real which i am 100% sure about because i confirmed it by self from mrs. maria jones before she died, and it will be a very bad and painful thing if you allow this muther fuckers asshole zips to made away with this 5.5million dolls and deny you your right just as it is written on the next of kin agreement letter written and signed by late mrs. maria jones before she died, that you are her next of kin because she was childless, and the zips also have a copy of this agreement paper, now why will you allow the zips to made away with your right?, is not normal and it cant be allow, please reason with me partner..

Thanks and i wait for your immediate response,

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Austerino,

So what you are saying to me is either you are a scared baby boy or a ghost who does not exist. Which is it? Are you a crying baby too scared to see me? If so, fuck you, you are fired as my partner.

If you are a man, tell me now and show yourself to be real.

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Greetings to you and how are you doing?, I want you to know that i am very honest and sincere with you in this deal because i do everything possible to accomplish my part of this deal and also to proof my sincerity and honest to you and the zips will bear my witness.

but you are scaring me so much by demanding for my identity without fulfilling your own part of the deal, or showing me any proof of your reality, the zips has never ever confirm of your payment, instead they give me much complains about you,

all this made me to be afraid of you more, please my dear friend and partner Mr. Jack i want you to proof your sincerity and reality to me and i promise you that i will show my self to you and you will confirm by your self that i am sincere and honest honorable respectful man.

please stop accusing me wrongly and stop threatening to see me because it scares me so much and you are scaring me the more, because i have not seen any proof of sincerity and honest from you in this deal because of your statements and manner of approach, and also uptill this moment the zips has never confirm any of your payment and they really complaining it, is really very strange, you have to think about it, is not normal and it makes this deal to be very complicating and none trustful..

that's why i put every blame on you because you never proof any sincerity and honesty to me as your partner, but i have did, which the zips already confirmed. so do not give any excuse about my identity because your attitude and acting in this deal is very scary and strange, i need a proof from you and also a confirmation from the zips about your payment so that i will be trustful to you as my partner and i will show up my self to you without any more fear.

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Dear Mr Ghost,

I can no longer write to somebody that doesn't exist. I should have never believe your bullshit stories.

Good bye.

Meanwhile, the zips go silent for three days, so I poke them...

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Monkey boy,

I have talk to Dr Rommy and he told me the truth about you, that you are a SCAMMER stealing money like a fraud star. Also your mother ass is red.

At this point you are fired, I will collect my money through my agent Noah Sark and he will sue your shitty company.

Have a nice day, faggot.

I then forward them a spam email from western union, offering a fake MTCN and $5000 per day if they send just $72, which draws a rewarding response. It seems that Alan must have shut down the bank account they were using previously! Nice work, Alan.

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Sequel to the receipt of your e-mail, Dr. Austine Rommy is a very honest gentle man, pleaded to our company on your behalf which already accepted. For your information, we acknowledge the receipt your Western Union Payment information which you sent to us, but we are sorry to tell you that we do not receive payment through Western Union or Money Gram here in London, United Kingdom any longer due to the high rate of fraud and money laundry that is going on in the country presently. This was the reason why we instructed you to make your payment to our treasury bank account here in London, but from your e-mail and comments we observed that you do not have solid trust and confidence to send your payment here in London, United Kingdom.

The board of director’s advice that you should send the complete payment to our ex- correspondence bank account in Quebec, Canada. So what you have to do right now is to kindly go to the Western Union agent or office and pick up your $5,000.00usd and add it together with the remaining $7,000.00usd and go straight to the bank and send the complete payment of $12,000.00usd to our corresponding bank account in Quebec, Canada For authenticity and safety purpose.

OUR CANADA BANK ACCOUNT INFORMATIONS ARE:

BANK NAME: TD CANADA TRUST.
ACCOUNT NAME: [redacted]
ADDRESS: 1015 BL DU GRAND HERON,
ST-JEREOME QUEBEC CANADA J7Y 3P2
ACCOUNT NUMBER: [redacted]
TRANSIT NUMBER: 49201
INSTITUTE NUMBER: 004

NB: kindly send us a payment slip or payment receipt confirmation once the payment is made into the above stated bank account in Quebec Canada. We will confirm your payment once the payment is done accurately, it will take only 1day or 2days for payment to clear into the bank account, and it is safe and easy.

We anticipate for your kind response, to enable us give you the best of our service.

I guess I go a bit overboard on my response, because they disappear for a while...

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Attention,

At least i have a mother but you are a bastard,a retard and goat with no sense.

So before you email me again please go to school this time start from prenursery,nursery,primary,secondary and once through with university of which all this will take you 25 years you mail me so i give you a job probably a cafe attendant job since all you know in your life is cafe bastard son of a dead harlot mother

Bitch go find a dog that will fuck you i am not your type you sick perverted bastard !!!

You missed out totally on education you ibo dick head.

It is now October 29, yet another deadline missed. Will they give up? Of course not...

mod edit: redacted account names and numbers -- bo

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 10:05 am

With laughter! I love the de-education, "the zips"' customer responses and the insults. GB, this is stellar baiting!

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 Jan 2010 Posts: 353

Good stuff. I love that they seem to keep coming back no matter how much you abuse them.
I particularly like they way you kept changing the days...I don't know why but that just tickled me every single time. lol

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 25 Aug 2012 Posts: 14

GeorgeBush, how is it 29th Oct? It's 2nd Oct when I make this post.O.o

Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 3:59 am

It is now November 2012 - no zips correspondence month, but I do have Rommy.

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Greetings to you and how was your weekend?, my dear i am not a ghost, and you know that a ghost can not do all the things that i am doing, i am for real and i exist 100% just like you exist, and i am really trying every of my possible best to make sure that this deal go successful and you will get late mrs jones 5.5 million dolls from the zips as the next of kin to late mrs. maria jones, so that me and you will share the 5.5 million dolls between two of us successfully without anyone's concept or notice.

my dear respectful friend and partner Mr. Jack, i want you to know that i am 100% honest and sure of this deal because i confirmed it from the horses mouth before she died at our medical center here in new york.

i am 100% sure about this deal mr. jack and that's the reason why i am so much committed in this deal and always begging for your 100% trust and honesty in this deal so that both of us will achieve this deal successfully, i am very sure of what i am telling you right now my dear friend and partner mr. jack and this was exactly the reason why i am begging and pleading to the zips on your behalf so that they will not denied us this golden opportunity despite all our sufferings and commitments in this deal,

please partner stop been rude to the zips and try to always obey the zips instructions so that you can be able to get what we need from the fucking zips and kick their ass once you confirm the receipt of late mrs jones money 5.5 million dollars into your bank account successfully.

I promise to show my self time to time to you and both of us will be best of friends forever, i am very sure that you gonna like me once this deal is successful, because you will realize that i am sincere and honest truthful man.

but for now i prefer to stay coded and hide my identity till i am sure that you are really my partner just as i thought, because your attitude towards this deal is scaring me so much and the zips are complaining so much about it, please mr.jack shitt i want you to be obedient to the zips instructions and my own advice as your partner so that we can be able to achieve this deal successfully without any problem, i don't want you to loose this 5.5 million dolls to the zips because we killed an innocent woman late mrs. maria jones just to claim her late husbands money 5.5 million dolls from the zips and that has to be done no matter what it takes mr. jack, because of the blood shed and i don't want to go to jail for murder case, my lovely wife and kids will never forgive me.

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Autistic,

Please resend your photo id, it was not attached.
Thanks, Jack

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Greetings to you and how are you doing?, my dear friend and partner mr jack i have already told you that i don't want to show my identity to anybody till this deal is successful, not you or the zips because of the dangerous part which i played in this deal, i committed murder and i am afraid to face the world till i am sure who my friend and partner is.

proof your sincerity and honesty to me by sending the remaining required fee to the zips just as they instructed, so that they will finish up this deal immediately. i will come and meet with you once this deal is successful, this is my promise to you.

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Dear Mr Artist,

I already told you I do not deal with a non-entity. Send your ID or forget about it.

Otherwise there is no proof on you, you could be just partners with the bastard zips.

Why am I the only person that tells the truth and is real?

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Greetings to you and how are you doing?, Mr. Jack you and the zips knows too well that i am a honest gentle man and not a nonentity, you are sounding as if you want to use my identity for something else and i swear i will never show you my identity to you till i am very sure of your sincerity and honesty in this deal,

you suppose to be adaptive and discipline to the zips and get late Mrs. Maria Jones money from the zips, for Christ sake why will my identity be more important to you than the accomplishment of this deal worth 5.5 million dollars?. i guess something is fishing and i rather remain poor than to spend the rest of my life in jail.

you claim to be truthful and real but up-till this moment the zips has never confirm any of your payment, is very strange and unbelievable Mr. Jack, please reason with me partner and proof your honesty and sincerity to me in deal so that we achieve this deal successful , i promise to come and meet with you anywhere you want, but for now i will never meet with you or show you my identity till i am very sure of who you are.

i repeated again, I don't wanna go to jail for murder case, i want you to contact the zips today and finalize this deal with them as fast as possible so that me and you will meet as good friends and successful partner and have some drinks and fun together..

Thanks for your understanding and i awaits for your kind response,

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Arsetine,

You are not honest or gentle. Did a honest man lie to his wife, the zips, the hospital, and his patient Mrs Jones?

Does a gentle man commit murder? Keep your ID to yourself and stick it up you ass. Yes, we will meet for drinks someday.

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Good morning to you and how are you doing?, i am not surprise to hear you sound in such tone because of the part which i play in this deal, but honestly speaking you can count on me as a gentle and honest man because that just what i am, the roles which i played in this deal is because of the huge amount of money that is involve in the deal, 5.5 million dollars is not a small amount of money that any one can play or joke with it, that's why i decided to partner with you to make this deal successfully between me and you, i did what i did for you, for me and my lovely family.

I am not a bad person Mr. Jack, please try to understand that every person in my shoe will do the same thing just as i did just to make a living and the best life for his family.

i am not a bad person Mr. Jack and please don't see me as one. I am sincere and honest Mr. Jack and i will surely proof it to you once we succeeded and you get late Mrs. Maria Jones 5.5 million dolls from the zips successfully.

You don't have right to judge me, remember that i did what i did just for you for me and our families. what i did or the roles which i played in this deal does not means that i am internationally bad or dishonest,

i want the best of us and i am a man that likes to grab opportunities once i come across any, because i have a good dream of establishing my own medical center here in New York and also provide all the needs of my lovely kids and wife, so that they will be happy forever..

please my dearest friend and partner Mr. Jack do not see me as a bad person or dishonest man because i did what i did just because of the amount of money that is involve if we eventually succeded in this deal, it will really change our life's and take us to more higher positions in life.

please always reason with me and trust me my dearest friend and partner Mr. Jack.

Can't seem to get through his wall for a photo, any fake will do... Maybe if I ask for money instead...

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Arrsterine,

I will never believe you are a scam or a fruadstar, you would never be so lazy like a barastar.

At this point, just send the money you owe to me, send to me at once then we will be like brothers.

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Greetings to you and how was your weekend?, I really do not understand the content of your previous mail, please what did you mean i should send the money i owe to you at once and we will be like brothers?, which money did i owe to you Mr. Jack?,

i really cant understand your mail, but i am very very sure that i am not owing you any money Mr. Jack, you are even the person that is owing me, yes! you are owing me your own participation for the accomplishment of this deal and get Late Maria Jones inheritance 5.5 million dolls from this murther fuckers zips as the legal next of kin to late Mrs. Jones, and save us from more stress and delay. please my respectful friend Mr. Jack.

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Yes, the fee is $17,000, your fair share is $8500 yes you only paid $5000, even though you are a rich doctor.

Pay me the other $3500 so I will know you are really wanting in on this deal.

Oh crap, he sends me a huge response...

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Good morning to you and your family, Mr. Jack i thought you agree long time ago to send the remaining 12000 dollars to the zips and we agreed that you will take it back once the deal is successful, now why are you saying that i only paid 5000 dollars, that i should pay you the other 3500 dollars so you can know i am really wanting on this deal, what does that mean Mr. Jack?,

so all my effort in this deal all this while is not a proof to you that i am wanting in this deal?, both killing and stealing of late Mrs Maria Jones in-heritage documents isn't enough proof for you to know that i am wanting in this deal?,

even the risk i took and the role i played to our hospital and the zips on behalf of this deal isn't also enough proof for you to know that i am wanting in this deal Mr. Jack?. previously you came up with issue that i should come and see you or send my identity to you which i refused before is not advisable for security purpose, now you come up with issue that i am owing you which you and i know very well that i am not owing you,

we both are owing the zips and the zips are also owing us bigger fund, lets be more reasonable and understandably in this deal for us to accomplish it successfully, please stop acting strange and stop listening to your agents advice in this deal because they might not understand or believe this deal, You and I, and the Zips only knows the truth and the existence of this deal,

i want you to take this deal personally between me and you alone, take your personal decisions in this deal as a man and listen to my advice as your partner so that you can be able to get late Mrs Maria Jones inheritance from the zips just as me and you discussed and planed earlier, you don't have to change now just because of what people around you said or think, what about you what is your opinion and that's what matters, realistic and specific is very important in life before we can expect for more..

As a sincere and specific person i have tried all my possible best and play my part very good and perfect for the success of this deal, but i don't really know the reason why since all this while you refuse to play your own part in this deal and be respectful and trustful to the zips so that we can accomplish this deal successful just as me and you planed earlier, now you act strange and start accusing me or the zips wrongly, just because of what people around you thinks or thoughts about this deal, but you forget-ted how we started this deal, how you told me things which i did, many risk i took, now you refuse to listen to me and you prefer to listen to your so called agents and FBI groups, very bad of you Sir.

honestly speaking if you continue like this i am afraid we are going know where with it and all our efforts and commitments in this deal will just be in-vain and a waist of time, and the zips will seize late Mrs Maria Jones 5.5 million dollars, May God Forbid!.

My dear respectful friend and partner Mr. Jack, please we cant afford to loose this deal, please do not allow this murther fuckers zips to take away what we have suffered for, at-least the killing of this innocent woman mrs. maria jones worth this money and you are the next of kin and it is written and signed by late mrs. maria jones here in our hospital under my care and notice before she died, so you don't have to allow this zips to use the advantage of you and refuse not to release late mrs. maria Jones money to you just because you are not trustful and respectful to them.

but as for me i am very sure of the zips and the existence of this fund because i confirmed it by my self personally from late Mrs. Maria Jones and she told me everything that i needed to know about the existence of this fund, this was exactly the reason why i trusted this deal and i trusted the zips, but i can not appear as the next of kin or inheritor of the fund, you are the person late mrs maria jones chooses to be the inheritor and her next of kin because she confide a humanitarian project in your hand earlier before she died, she explained everything to me before she died here in our hospital.

I am convinced, and 100% sure that you are capable and respectful enough to handle this deal personally and get late mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips successfully without involving any person around you or making all this troubles and stress. but it scares me so much when ever you behave in such fearful manner and non-trustful words.

I am sorry i am not sending any 3500 dollars to you Mr. Jack because i am very sure that you are financial capable enough to pay this remaining payment of 12000 dollars to the zips successfully just as they instructed, proof it to me my dear respectful friend and partner Mr. Jack if you are really sincere and honest with me in this deal.

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Rumsfeld,

Mrs Jones was a poor beggar and liar, she had no money to pay for her own dam operation, so what makes you think she has money with the zips?

She beg me for $5200 to pay her medical bills because her asshole doctor (you) refused all forms of medical treatment.

The zips is just asking for money without any proof, they are idiots and can not be trusted anymore.

At this point your best move is to ask for your money back, if you really did send any money what with you being a ghost and all.

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I put it to you now that Late Mrs. Maria Jones was not a poor beggar and liar, after i finished reading your email response this morning i found out that what is causing confusion and delay in this deal is lack of understanding and trust.

Mr. Jack you are talking out of guessing and what people thinks and tells you, but as for me i am a living witness of the life of late mrs. maria jones here in our hospital in new york before i killed her just as you instructed me to do.

Mrs. Maria Jones spend more than $126,000.00 dollars in trying to cure her disease and sickness but no avail, she even went to different medical centers all over America seeking for treatment but all went in-vain, before she came in contact with you she was already broke and down, months she stays here in Sloan Memorial she paid bill of $33,000.00 dollars here in our hospital before my very eyes,

late Mrs. Maria was a rich widow only that she don't want to contact the zips and ask the zips to release her late husbands money to her simply because she knows that she gonna die, so that's the reason why she purposely want to use her late husbands fund for humanity purpose, to help and assist the less privilege in America.

Late Mrs Maria Jones chooses you and trusted you that's why she confide her humanitarian project in your hand and ask you to contact the zips as her next of kin for the zips to do the processes and transfer her late husbands money to your bank account as her next of kin, so that you will use the money to help and assist the poor and widows in America.

frankly speaking late Mrs. Maria Jones was a very kind and honest woman with a heart of gold, i meet her here in our hospital and i am 100% of her sincerity and honest, she don't value material things, the causes of her sickness was the death of her husband whom she loved so much based on what i see and experience during late Mrs. Maria Jones stays here in our hospital.

I even make investigations and i confirm the marital home of late Mrs. Maria Jones and everything she told me was right and honest truth.

her husband was rich before he died and he really worked with an oil company in UK for many years. the fund deposit of 5.5 million dollars with the zips are 100% real and truth which i confirmed personally by self and from the horses mouth late Mrs. Maria Jones.

she was innocent and she speaks very kind and she has nice tone, i begin to regret everything i did to the innocent woman just because of your advice and the respect i have for you and the love i have for my family, i know that if me and you eventually succeeded in getting late mrs. maria jones inheritance fund of 5.5 million dollars from the zips is gonna change our life and help us to grow more richer and higher positions in life,

this was the exactly the reason why i played the role which i played in this deal, God almighty know that i will never ever involve my self in such a deal that will make me to kill an innocent woman if not because of the huge amount of dollars that is involve, at-least 5.5 million dollars is not an amount of money anyone can joke with,

Is because i am very sure of this deal that's why i am committed and dedicated in this deal because i am 100% that it is real. Mr. Jack i want you to trust me and believe everything i told you and i assure you that we must make this deal and you will get late Mrs Jones 5.5 million dolls from the zips, all you have do right now is to be trustful and co-operative in this deal and that's all.

i promise you a positive outcome. please i want you to trust me and trust the zips Mr. Jack because i can never agree or accept to kill an innocent woman if i am not 100% of this deal, please reason with me partner and try to pay the zips the remaining 12,000,00 dollars so that they will finish this deal immediately for to confirm my sincerity and honest..

I just can't get through to this guy. Time for some mass insult craziness...

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Hey foolish man, do you actualy read your massage before sending it? ohh!! my Goshhh!!!

you are as stupid as your generation, i 've never met some one so stupid in my entire life , guy this time, if you are this stupid you dont need to open your mouth lest peple know that you are this stupid, why don't you go and register to adult school and at least know how to write and spell your name correctly, i will pay your fees if you need my help because i know your peanut money can't be enough.

The reason why i always call you follish man is because you are as foolish as foolishness it self.

Illitracy is a very big Deases. e no get cure. CHOP CHIKEN AND DIE.

next time try to write well or you can hire someone to write for you, i de wait your reply MUGU!

I guess he's in too deep to quit...

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I respect you so much and i will never ever insult you Mr. Jack, all i am begging you right now is the accomplishment of this deal and for you to get late mrs. maria jones inheritance from the zips successfully and that's all, I will forever remain grateful to you.

Thanks and i wish you a good night rest,

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Good day to you my good friend, how was your last night hope its great?

Please my dear we are so much please with you respect, the information we hard now from our ahead office is that we have to email you with this our new email address [email protected]

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Good morning to you and how is your family?, partner i really do not understand your previous mail saying that the fbi contacted you, what does that mean?, does is it mean that you are working with fbi, or fbi is working you?,

if not why should fbi contacted you?, what for?, mr. jack what business do you have with the fbi?, please i want you to tell me, you make me scared Mr. Jack,

please stop all this fbi of a thing and concentrate on how to get late mrs maria jones 5.5 million dollars from this murder fuckers zips in London. please stop behaving like a child, i thought you are a matured learned man,

i expect discipline and royalty from you Mr. Jack, and not jokes and bad languages, If not that i am very sure of this deal mr. jack you can never ever insult me and tell me bad languages, because i am not your boy nor either your slave.

be reasonable and stop insulting people you don't know too well because you don't know whose us is God..

contact the zips and try to finalize this deal with the zips as fast possible because you will be a fool forever if the zips ever denies you this golden opportunity of claiming late mr and mrs jones 5.5 million dolls, simply because of the way you behaves in this deal, the zips are really complaining bitterly and they are threatening to confiscate late mr and mrs jones fund since you the next of kin and beneficiary is not showing interest in working with them.

i have tried all my possible best to beg the zips to take it easy with you, that soon you will send the remaining payment of 12,000 dollars to them so that they will do the processes and release late jones fund to you successfully as the rightful beneficiary, this is my target and my dream in this deal, and i believe that with your total corporation and full trust we can make this deal successfully, just trust me with all your heart Mr. Jack and do what i say, i promise you that you will never ever regret it.

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The FBI says your deal is a fraud, I should not send any money, both you and the zips are known criminals.

Regards, Jack

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Hello my dearest friend and partner Mr. Jack,

What did you mean that the FBI says that my deal is fraud?, how did the FBI knows that my deal is fraud?, Mr. Jack can you and your so called FBI proof this accusation to me?,

it baffles me so much when ever i hear a grown up and matured man like you talks like a kid, Mr. Jack what deal are you calling a fraud?, is it this same deal which you introduce to?, or is there another deal you are talking about?,

Mr. Jack if i am a fraud that means you are also a fraud, because you are the person that introduce me into this deal, so now why are you saying that the FBI says that my deal is fraud?, what type of joke is this?,

Mr. Jack if i am a fraud that means you are a bigger fraud and the FBI have to arrest you immediately because you are a fraud.

But as for me i am sure and very sure that i am not a fraud and this deal is never a fraud because i saw proofs with my two eyes here in our hospital before the death of late Mrs. Maria Jones, and i can guarantee for the zips that they are not fraud as-well, because i saw the zips name written on the deposited certificate as the people that is in charge of this deposited fund by late Mr. Jones and Mrs. Jones confirmed it to me before she died, so now why are you calling this deal a fraud Mr. Jack?.

If there is any fraud in this deal that means you are the person because you act suspiciously and you never keep or respect any of your word, nothing proofs you as a real man and a gentle man, you are so insulting and arrogant, you always accuse people wrongly thinking that you are the greatest or richest on earth, using peoples advantage and wasted an innocent woman's soul, refusing to play your own part of the deal successfully just as agreed upon in the beginning,

instead you turn around and start accusing me and the zips even the late innocent woman wrongly, forgetting that one day you will surely answer the call of nature, think about the nemesis, it might be unbearable for you because God knows that i have respected and honored you a lot since we started this deal,

just because i see reality and truth in this deal, that's why i accepted to work with you and be your partner as you proposed to me earlier, simply because i need enough money to set up a private medical center of my own possibly here in New York, and also to make my lovely family happy and be able to provide all their needs,

Mr. Jack this was exactly the reason why i accepted to work with you as your partner to extent that i agreed with you to kill an innocent woman just for you to claim her wealth from the zips, because me and you need this money badly, as we all known that 5.5 million dolls is not a peanut, and it can set up a very big lucrative investment here in United State and so many country around the world. So please Mr. Jack better stop all this your jokes and try to be very serious in accomplishment and success of this deal, because is better for us than silly jokes and delaying our good time and success.

This shit is getting old, let's try a new tactic to throw him off...

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Dear kid,

You are a small child, a liar, and a fraud. Go back to school and tell your mother your scam did not work.

Kindest regards, Jack

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Dear Mr. Jack,

Why are you calling me a kid and a scam?, Sir, have i ever scammed you before?, why should you say such words to me?, is it because i am respectful and royal to you as my partner for us to achieve a great deal together, what is the problem with you Mr. Jack?,

you are really confussing me, honestly speaking, i wonder if you are a real human with a real heart, because your attitude and ways of talk are abnormal, you really scares me, honestly speaking and i doubt if you are real or not.

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Docter,

I am very real, how could I be talking to you if I wasn;t real? I have offered many times to meet you in person but you run away.
It is true, you are royal to me, maybe I could trust you more to be real if I knew more about you.
I know that you are a doctor. Where did you go to school? Where were you born?
I will try to be harder to trust you from this point.

Royally yours, Jack

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Dear Mr. Jack,

Good morning to you and thanks for your kind response. I studied at John F Kennedy elementary school, after that i went to Addison high school, then i later went to New York University.

I was born in a village called Addison, Steuben County, New York State. I am a professional medical doctor with 2 kids and a lovely wife whom was a philanthropist.

I want the best of my family and also the best of your family also,

if only you can listen to me now and trust me totally in this deal, i am 100% sure about the reality and existence of this deal and this was the reason why i am begging you to trust the zips and follow their instructions, because they are holding this fund for real and you must get it from them, 5.5 million dollars is not a small amount of money anyone can joke with, it will do a lot of things for us, a lot my dear. please reason with me Mr. Jack.

Thanks and i wish you present day,

Well, I guess I will have the present day, being the present and all...

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Dr Rommy,

What year did you graduate high school? Did your wife go there also? What is her name?

The untrustworthy zips have not responded to me and ignore all forms of communication. Can you find out if they are still in business?

Maybe I can give you the money and you can give the zips the money and then they can send my money to you and you can keep your share and then send my share of the money to me, let me know if you like this idea.

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Dear Mr. Jack,

Good morning to you and thanks so much for your kind response. I graduated from high school the year 1979, Know my wife did not go the same school with me.

I want to inform you that i wrote an e-mail to the zips this morning to know the position of your inherited money 5.5 million dollars, right now i am waiting for the response of the zips, my dear once i receive the response of the zips i will let you know.

Yes your idea is very good, but i am not sure if the zips will agree to release the fund to me because i am not the next of kin or beneficiary, you are the one and i guess the zips will like to transfer the fund to you direct as the rightful beneficiary.

i have already send the zips an e-mail, i am waiting for their response and i will update you immediately.

Thanks and have blessed day,

November 30 - good/bad news, the zips are back in the game...

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Dear Mr. Jack,

I receive an email response from the zips some minutes ago and i am forwarding the zips e-mail response which i receive from the zips some minutes ago. please kindly go through the zips response below, and kindly get back to me so that we can finish up this deal asap..

Thanks and best regards,
Yours friend and partner, Dr. Austine Rommy

----- Forwarded Message -----
From: Zipsecurityand financeco <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Sent: Friday, November 30, 2012 1:29 PM
Subject: ATTENTION: Dr. Austine Rommy,

30th/11/2012

ATTENTION: Dr. Austine Rommy,

We acknowledged the receipt of your e-mail . We want to inform you that the deposited fund of Late Mr. Gilbert Jones is still intact and safe with us. We are waiting for your partner to co-operate with us and send to us the remaining requires fee of $12,000,00 USD to enable us proceed immediately with the legal processes of the fund release to the owner/beneficiary Mr. Jack Schitt as fast as possible.

Sincerely,
Claude Roux
Zip Security and Finance Company.

It's like I'm in a time warp loop, and I can't get out. Let's start it all again...

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Dear Mr Clude Roux,

I am the business partner of Dr. Austine Romanus, the medical director at Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center in Manhattan.

I am the legal and certified beneficiary of Mrs Betty Jones who died at the Cancer Center due to esophagal cancer which then changed to breast cancer. Her body was creamated, God rest her soul.

I would like her funds to be transported to me and my partner in a business split, 40% for Dr Romanus and 55% for me, and 5% will be for any costs incurred by you durign the transfer process. I look forward to working with you and adheeding to all your instrucitons.

Regards, Jack

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03/12/2012.
ATTENTION: MR. JACK SCHITT,

IT IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE THAT YOUR NAME APPEARS TO BE THE RIGHTFUL BENEFICIARY OF LATE MRS. MARIA BETTINA JONES BASED ON THE BURDEN OF PROOF DOCUMENTS WHICH WE RECEIVED FROM YOU LONG TIME AGO.

CONCERNING YOUR REQUEST, WE WANT TO NOTIFY YOU THAT ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY IS A DILIGENT COMPANY. THE REQUESTED FEES OF $17,000.00 USD HAS TO BE PAID ACCURATELY BY YOU IN ADVANCE FOR US TO OBTAIN THE LEGAL REQUIRED AUTHORIZATION FROM THE HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE AND THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE HERE IN UNITED KINGDOM, FOR LEGAL PURPOSES. IT IS THE CUMULATIVE EFFECT OF THESE REQUIRES LEGAL DOCUMENTS THAT WILL GIVE WE THE ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY THE LEGAL RIGHT AND AUTHORIZED POWER TO ACCESS THE DECEASE DEPOSITED FUND AND TRANSFER THE FUND TO YOU SUCCESSFULLY AS THE LEGAL BENEFICIARY.

PRESENTLY, THE DEPOSITED FUND STILL REMAINS DORMANT AND UNTOUCHABLE BY KNOW ONE TILL ALL THE LEGAL PROCESSES IS DONE ACCULATELY JUST AS INSTRUCTED, BEFORE ANYONE CAN ACCESS LATE MR. AND MRS. JONES DEPOSITED FUND $5.500,000,00 USD.

REGARDS,
ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY.

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Sir,

That fee seems very large, how can any person afford so much for some simple documents? Explain your business process.

Regards, Jack

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4TH/12/2012
ATTENTION: MR. JACK SCHITT,

SEQUEL TO THE RECEIPT OF YOUR E-MAIL, WE THE ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY WANT TO LET YOU TO KNOW THAT THE REQUESTED FEES OF $17.000.00 USD IS NOT HIGH CONSIDERING THE HUGE AMOUNT OF FUND IN QUESTION $5.500, 000.00 USD. THAT WAS WHY WE/YOU SHOULD BE VERY ADMONISHING IN THIS TRANSACTION TO AVOID OBDUCTION.

FIRST AND FOREMOST, WE HAVE TO OBTAIN AN AFFIDAVIT OF OATH CERTIFICATE/POWER OF ATTORNEY FROM THE HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE HERE IN UK, THE AFFIDAVIT MUST BEAR YOUR FULL NAMES AS THE RIGHTFUL BENEFICIARY OF LATE MRS. MARIA BETTINA JONES. AFTER THAT WE WILL OBTAIN A CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE AND AUTHORIZATION FROM THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE HERE IN UK, THESE WILL PERMIT US THE ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY TO CARRY ON WITH OTHER LEGAL PROCESSES TO ENABLE US ACCELERATE FOR THE RELEASE OF YOUR INHERITED FUND $5.500, 000.00 USD TO YOU SUCCESSFULLY AS THE RIGHTFUL BENEFICIARY.

KINDLY BEAR IN MIND THAT THESE REQUIRES DOCUMENTS ARE NOT SIMPLE AS YOU THOUGHT, BECAUSE IT HAS TO BE ISSUED BY THE HIGHER AUTHORITIES, WITHOUT THESE REQUIRES DOCUMENTS BEEN OBTAIN PROPERLY JUST AS INSTRUCTED, ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY CAN NOT ACCESS NOR RELEASE THE DECEASED DEPOSITED FUND TO YOU BECAUSE THAT’S ILLEGAL ACCORDING TO THE ACT AND CONSTITUTION OF SECTION A13 AND SECTION B21 OF INTERNATIONAL FUND TRANSFER CONSTITUTIONAL RULES AND PROCEDURES AGREED AND PLACED BY THE (IMF) INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND, EUROPEAN UNION.

REGARDS,
CLAUDE ROUX
ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY.

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Mr Claude,

I believe obduction is the most important thing in this entire transaction, it makes the most sense for us to admonish the plate boundary, so urgent begin your process and complete A13 and B21.
Inform us of your progress at the utmost.

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5TH/12/2012
ATTENTION: MR. JACK SCHITT,

WE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR E-MAIL, KINDLY SEND TO US THE REMAINING FEES OF $12.000.00USD BASED ON OUR ROUTINE, WE WILL COMMENCES THE LEGAL PROCESS ON YOUR BEHALF IMMEDIATELY THE REQUESTED FEES IS PAID COMPLETELY BY YOU.

WE ANTICIPATE FOR YOUR URGENT COPORATION TO ENABLE US GIVES YOU THE BEST OF OUR SERVICE TO THE ZENITH.

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Zenith,

At this point, it is best for you to deduct the fees from my payment.

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6TH/12/2012
ATTENTION: MR. JACK SCHITT,

BY NOW YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND PROPERLY THAT THE DEPOSITED FUND IS UNDER INSURANCE COVERAGE AND KNOW MONEY CAN BE DEDUCT FROM THE DEPOSITED FUND TILL ALL THE LEGAL PROCESSES IS DONE PROPERLY JUST AS WE INSTRUCTED. IF YOU CAN FOLLOW UP WITH OUR INSTRUCTIONS, BE REST ASSURED THAT WE WILL DO LEGAL PROCESSES AND TRANSFER THE DECEASED FUND WORTH THE TOTAL SUM OF $5.500.000.00 USD INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT WHOLESOMELY. NO CHARGE/CHARGES CAN BE WITHDRAW OR DEDUCT FROM THE FUND IN QUESTION UNTILL THE LEGAL PROCESS IS DONE PROPERLY.

WE EVOVLED BY EXPONENTIAL GROWTH AND HAS GAINED AN ENVIABLE REPUTATION AS A LEADING FINANCIAL AND SECURITY SERVICE FIRM WHICH OFFERS A FULL AND INNOVATIVE RANGE OF SERVICE TO OUR CUSTOMERS ONLY, AND OUR CLIENTS DO APPRECIATE OUR FLEXIBILITY OR ADEQUATE SERVICES

REGARDS, ZIP SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY, LONDON.

I will torment the zips with tales of other scammers, who will ask for less money and therefore be paid by me. They will hate this!

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Dear Mr Claude,

Thanks for your flexibility, at this time I am involved in a gold-importing deal with a merchant in Africa, as soon I that is resolved I should have the money to pay your fee.

I expect it will take no more than two weeks to complete, thanks for your adequate services to the zenith.

Back to Rommy for a bit...

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My dear Mr. Jack Schitt,

Good morning to you and how are you doing?, i have not receive your email update for the past 2 days to know if the zips has finally started the processes of releasing late mrs. maria jones fund to you just as we wish and planned, please my dear i am so worried and anxiously waiting for your positive update so that i will know my faith concerning the success and accomplishment of this deal.

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Yes everyting is good my friend, you should learn to use email better

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Dear Mr. Jack,

Greetings to you and how are you doing?, i did not understand your previous email very well, what did you mean everything is good my friend and that i should learn to use email better, you suppose to be keeping me updated in deal Mr. Jack, and be informing me every communications which you are having with the zips concerning this deal, so that i will know when the zips will be releasing late mrs. maria jones fund to you as the rightful beneficiary just as me and you planned and agree upon in the very first day.

You supposed to have finish this deal with the zips uptil this moment because we have delayed so much in this deal. Christmas is quite approaching and the year is coming to an end, please partner do not let all our sufferings and efforts in this deal to be in-vain, i want you to humbly claim late mr and mrs jones 5.5million dollars from this zips before this year runs out. so that by January next i will start the building of my private medical center possibly here in New York just as i told you previously, and you will also set up your ranch as-well once we are successful.

Best regards and i wish you a nice day,
Yours friend and partner, Dr. Austine Rommy

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The deal with the zips is going good, I should have it wrapped up within two weeks.
Jack

Back to the zips...

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7TH/12/2012
ATTENTION: MR. JACK SCHITT,

I ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR E-MAIL, BUT I WILL ADVICE YOU AS ONE OF OUR VALUED CUSTOMER TO SEIZE OR STOP THE GOLD-BUSINESS WHICH YOU ARE DOING WITH THE SO-CALLED MERCHANT IN AFRICA, BECAUSE IS ILLEGAL AND DEFINITELY A FRAUD. WE HAVE BEEN READING SOME COMPLAIN LETTERS WRITTEN BY THE VICTIMS, MOSTLY FROM AFRICA AND ASIA.

BEWARE OF SCAM AND HACKERS.

REGARDS, CLAUDE ROUX

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Sir,

I assure you this is not a fraud, I have already paid for the Certificate of Guarantee, and the gold is being shipped to me so I can sell it for this poor boy, his uncles are the ones who tried to commit fraud on him by stealing his gold after they poisoned his father, so I could never scam this boy.

I will not steal away with the gold, I have made a promise to help him get to my country for a better education and to escape his evil uncles.

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I FELT UNHAPPY TO HEAR THAT YOU HAVE ALREADY PAID THE AFRICAN SCAMMERS SOME AMOUNT OF MONEY FOR A CERTIFICATE OF GUARANTEE FOR THE SO-CALLED GOLD BUSINESS, WHILE YOU REFUSE TO FOLLOW OUR COMPANIES LEGAL INSTRUCTIONS FOR YOUR LEGAL TRANSACTION. IT WILL BE VERY BAD IF I ALLOW YOU TO BE A VICTIM OF AFRICAN SCAMS.

PLEASE LISTEN TO ME VERY ATTENTIVELY DEAR VALUABLE CUSTOMER, I AM ADVICING YOU AS THE SENIOR DIRECTOR OF THIS GREAT COMPANY TO IMMEDIATELY STOP AND PUT TO AN END THE SO-CALLED GOLD BUSINESS WHICH YOU ARE DOING WITH SOME PEOPLE IN AFRICA, AND STOP COMMUNICATING WITH THE LITTLE BOY AND EVERYTHING ABOUT THE GOLD BUSINESS IN AFRICA, BECAUSE IS ALL A STORY AND SCAM.

THEY ARE A GROUP OF SCAMMERS IN AFRICA USING MANY INTERESTING STORIES TO SCAM INNOCENT PEOPLE MOSTLY EUROPEANS AND AMERICAN CITIZENS. SO MANY PEOPLE HAS BEEN COMPLAINING BITTERLY ABOUT THE HIGH RATE OF SCAMS AND FRAUD THAT IS GOING ON IN AFRICA.

FOR YOUR BEST INTEREST AND SAFETY, PLEASE KINDLY CHECK OUT THIS WEBSITE AND READ IT VERY CAREFULLY www.joewein.de/sw/gold-scam.htm

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I think I would know if it was fraud or not, this is 100% real. In fact the gold has already been shipped to me and is awaiting one final payment for the yellow tag paper so the diplomat will deliver the box to my doorstop.

Then I will sell the gold and will be able to pay your fee, you will see soon.

Regards, Jack

Okay, it's now 12/12/12, getting ready for Chistmas and the promise of a lump of coal. One more installment, maybe two at most...

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