The Power of Family Love (Goodbye Lewis, Hello Ken?)

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Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:50 am

For anyone who doesn't know, bringing in the mention of family and acting as a very family-oriented person will almost always win you trust and genuineness points in the lads' eyes.

Here's an ongoing bait with a loan lad where I involve a family member in a health situation.

(Also note the contrast: He's willing to play the family man and treat me with respect because my character acts as a big family man, but in reality he's willing to give me a fake loan for a life-saving treatment, knowing fully that my character will never see that vital money and my daughter will never get her life-saving treatment.)

Lad wrote:

Do you need a loan to pay off your bills?
if yes then email us [email protected]
with the following information: THANKS
1.Full Name:
2.Sex:
3.Age:
4.Phone:
5.Country:
6.Loan Amount needed:
7.Duration Period:
8.Monthly Income:
9.Occupation:

His IP is 115.185.87.111 which traces to Gurgaon in India.

I wrote:

Dear Lewis Harry,

Yes, I do require a loan but it's not for paying off my debts. Will you still offer me one? I hope so.
Please let me know. I can explain the reason if you need to know.

thanks,
Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx

Lad wrote:

Hello Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx,

We got your email regarding our offer . And i want you to know that You have come to the right place were you can get your loan fast and easy, I am a God fearing person and i hope you are a legitimate borrower,I want you to be faithful and truthful in this transaction, So that we can have a good business relationship ahead.

Qualifications:

1)The Borrower must be at least 18yrs old
2)Even with Bad credit, we still Guarantee the Borrower the Loan
3)The Loan Can Be Granted Even With No Collateral Present or
available(Unsecured)
4)There is no per-payment penalty.
5)You do not need a Co-Signer

Loan Repayment:

Repayment is made Monthly or Yearly depending on the choice of the borrower
and The repayment schedule for a Loan has be above borrower.

Interest Rate:

The Interest rate applicable to all Loans is 3%
And We give out loans with the minimum and maximum amount from 5,000-50,000,000.00.
We give out our Loan in USD($), EUROS(€) ,(INR), Rand (ZAR), (AED) and GBP(£).

Mode Of Loan Transfer To The Borrower:

The Loan Is Transferred to the Borrower via
1)Account swift transfer
2)Cash Pick Up
In acknowledge to this you are to get back to us to know the mode of transfer you wish to receive your loan.
If you agree to this,do fill the form below, I await your response soon

LOAN APPLICATION FORM TO BE FILLED AND RETURN

Name Of Beneficiary:.................. ............................

Address Of Beneficiary:................. .............................. ...................

Nationality:................. .............................. . ....

Country:..................... .State:.................... City:.......

Zip/Code:.................... ..Phone:...................... .Fax:...

Date Of Birth:....................... Gender:......................

Marital Status:...........Occupation:. .............................

Loan Amount Required:..................... In Words....................

Purpose For Loan:......................... .............................

Monthly Income........................ .............................. .......

Loan Term/Duration:................ .............................. .....

How did you here about Us. .............................. ...........

I (Mr/Mrs)...................... .......................... Hereby declare that the information stated above are true.

Date:......................... 2013

Kindly fill the form and send it back to us,so as to send you loan terms and repayment schedule.
Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated.
(Regards)
Homes Financial Service.
Lender Company Inc.
LICENSE No: 9126
DIRECTOR/ CEO:
MR. LEWIS HARRY LENDING HOME.

I wrote:

Dear Lewis,

Thanks for the information. You didn't address my question, though. You asked me if I wanted a loan just to pay off my debts. Well, I do want a loan but it's not to pay off my debts. Can I still get the loan from you if it is not to pay off my debts but for some other reason?

Please let me know.

thanks,
Rxxxxxx

Lad wrote:

Dear Rxxxxxx,

We receive your email and the content there was well noted by me, so i want you to understand that yes we can still offer you the loan you are looking for , and you are free feel to make used of your loan any way you want it Ok..Because it's your money already , And you are advice to fill and return your loan application form so that we can proceed on your loan transfer today soon as possible soon as you do as instructed.

Hope to hear from you soon.
Regards.
MR LEWIS HARRY

I wrote:

Dear Lewis,

Okay, thanks for telling me about your conditions and that the money is free for me to use however I want.

Find below the completed form.

thanks,
Rxxxxxx

I repeat his email filling in the blanks on the form with my character's fake details. In the Amount section I enter 150,000 and the Reason is "For life-saving operation for my daughter".

Lad wrote:

LEWIS HARRY LOAN FINANCIAL SERVICE PVT LTD
Address: 139A, LIG Flats, Rajouri Garden Malviya Nagar, New Delhi, India,
Ref. No.: EA-ASL/9410Y1/08/ND-IN
Tel: +919654xxxxxx
==================================
============================

Hello Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx,

Your mail was received and the content was well noted, i will be able to lend you the loan. The terms of the Amount which you requested as a loan is listed bellow, I am giving out this loan amount to you with the duration of 10years and i believe you can be trusted.

You have come to the right place were you can get your loan fast and easy, I am a God fearing man and i hope you are a legitimate borrower,I want you to be faithful and truthful in this transaction, So that we can have a good business relationship ahead, I can be able to offer you the loan of sum £ 150,000.00 GBP

I have stated the terms of the loan below for you to see and tell me if you are in agreement with the loan terms and condition or not.

LOAN COMPUTATION TERMS

*Requested Amount: £150,000.00 GBP
*Loan rate: 3%
*Duration of 10years (120Months).
*Monthly Payment: £ 1,448.41 GBP
*Interest at the end of the term: £ 23,809.36 GBP
*Total payment at the end of term: £ 173,809.36 GBP

Your Required Banking information's.

Name of Account Holder:
Bank Name:
Bank Account Number:
Bank Address:
Routing Number Or Swift Code:

These are the terms above, if you are in agreement with the terms and ready to proceed, i want you to get back to me with your personal information's and your banking details so that your loan will be prepared for immediate Transfer to take place.

I will forward your loan to the Money Laundering Monitoring Council, for the approval of the loan, and also send the Loan to the insurance company so that the loan can be insured immediately.

The insurance charges is going to be paid by me the lender. If all things being equal, this loan will be insured and Approved before the next 30minutes for transfer. meanwhile you are also require to send your banking information if you agree to the terms and conditions.

I Mr Lewis Harry do take the responsibility of paying only the insurance charges for any legitimate borrower, and not the beneficiary of the loan in order to have a smooth transaction and a better business relation ahead and Monthly Re-payment: To obtain the loan, the applicant will re-pay the loan every 30th/31st of every month during the period of obtaining the loan. This will start 3 months after you must have received the loan through you preferred means of transfer.We normally give our clients 3 months of grace period before re-payment starts. In other words,the applicant reserves the right to pay off the loan early enough even before the due date.

I will send my Attorney to the insurance company, to go and insure the loan now. If you Agree to the Terms of the loan i want you to get back to me as soon as possible,and make sure you send your personal information's and your banking information.

MODE OF IDENTIFICATION: You are to send an attached copy of a valid Identity Card. It might be your drivers license or international passport or National passport. This is needed for the verification of your loan and to avoid loss of money.

Note:if you are in agreement to the terms we urgent you to get back to us asap .
We hope to hear a swift response from you. P:S: After you have emailed your information to us ,You should endeavor to check your email 2-3 times in a day to read updates from us. Thank you and we look forward to working with you!

Response needed ASAP.
Thanks
Mr Lewis Harry

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Warning from LEWIS HARRY FINANCIAL LOAN COMPANY. (L.H.F.L.C) The information contained in this email transmission is confidential and for the exclusive use of the intended recipient(s). If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any use, disclosure, dissemination, distribution (other than to the recipient), copying or taking any action because of this information is strictly prohibited
============================== =
FAST ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 2013

Many of his emails are formated with centred text, different sized fonts, and coloured text. I won't subject you to the eyesores here.

I wrote:

Dear Lewis,

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU! You don't know how happy your agreement to fund my loan has made me.
You see, I need that money for my daughter. She's only 13, and she is suffering from Non-Repeating Staphylomal Hymenitis which has ruined her dreams of a dancing career and, more importantly, if not treated in the next three months, will lead to an inescapable death when she reaches 18.
Your loan will fund the surgery and after care treatment to deal with the skeletal and muscular effects of the hymenitis, with what's left of the money going towards antibiotics to treat the primary infection.

Lewis, you have made me SO HAPPY. No one else has been willing to lend me the money, for various reasons. You are a life-saver, sir, a true hero.

I am taking my daughter (she's called Dxxxxxxx, by the way) to the clinic in 10 minutes so she can get her treatment to give her a night's sleep. That's not a cure, just a way to make sure she can sleep. Your money, sir, will be what grants her the cure. May I tell her about your generosity? I am sure she will be overjoyed, she is such a wonderful girl and very intelligent and caring and understanding.

I will respond to the rest of the email when Dxxxxxxx and I return from the clinic later this evening.

thank you,
Rxxxxxx

Lad wrote:

Okay

I wrote:

Dear Lewis,

How are you this evening? I hope everything is fine with you and your loan company.
Dxxxxxxx had a good session of sleep treatment tonight and will sleep easy for the next few nights. That's always good. I told her about you and your willingness to supply the money for her medical costs. You would not believe how big her smile was! She is so elated and happy right now. She knows she can never take her dancing career like she wanted to but the chance to live beyond the age of maturity is something that can't be beaten. You have made a father and a daughter VERY happy, Lewis. If I ever meet you I will shake your hand, take you out for the biggest and best meal you have ever had, and invite you back to my house where you will always be my special guest.

Here are the bank informations you requested:

Name of Account Holder: Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx
Bank Name: Lloyds TSB
Bank Account Number: 68xxxxxx
Bank Address: xxx xxxxxxxxxx Street, Wadebridge, Cornwall, UK, PLxx xxx
Routing Number Or Swift Code: LOYDGBxxxxxx

I don't have a passport. Will a national identity card be okay? Let me know and I'll see about scanning it for you.

thanks,
Rxxxxxx

Lad wrote:

Dear Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx,

I just receive your email with your banking information's and yes national identity card be okay and am also very much happy for your daughter and God will make her get better very soon Ok.

Thanks as i awaiting your information's needed so that the loan agreement document from the company lawyer will be send to you for signing and return a copy of it back urgently and also keep a copy to your self and make sure you do as instructed so that your loan can be transfer to your bank account on time Ok..

Best Regards,

MR LEWIS HARRY.

I wrote:

Dear Lewis,

Your email response was quick and unexpected! I guess you like to work non-business hours, yes? Perhaps that's the way the world is going these days and it's what is needed to stay ahead of the game.

I have scanned my national identity card and attached it to this email as a JPG file.

I also have a request to ask of you. Is it okay for Dxxxxxxx to email you a thank you note? I'll understand if you don't want to be bothered by teenage girls in your business account but she is VERY grateful and wants to thank you personally. Let me know if it's okay and I'll tell her she can.

thanks,
Rxxxxxx

I attach a corrupted .dll file renamed as "Scan0001a5.jpg".

Lad wrote:

Hello Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx,

Compliment of the day to you from my end, I receive your bank account information which you need your loan to be transfer into , And we have send it to the bank to start up the loan transfer as soon as possible and sorry this is business account Dxxxxxxx email can't be accepted Ok.

You have to be informed that your loan have been deposited in the bank and it time to get this loan transfer to you without wasting time and before the loan will be transfer to you, You are to make the payment of Approval fee/charges which is £ 1,288.00 GBP only to the bank now and as soon as you have remit this payment to the bank they are going to get this loan approve and transfer to you as soon as possible

You have to get back to me now with the signed loan agreement document so that i can send you the information that you are going to use to make the payment to the bank today before your loan will be approve and transfer to your bank account on today soon as your payment has been confirmed and i just receive this document from the company lawyer now and you are advice to open attachment and view your loan agreement document sign on it and get back to me now with a copy of it and also keep a copy to your self so that we can proceed further on your loan transfer today and the loan amount will be in your account within the next 2-3hours time on today immediately you make payment done ASAP.and you are also see my certificate of lending so you have nothing to get worry about you are in the right company to get your loan transfer soon as you do as instructed Ok.

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated.

Thanks And God Bless.
MR LEWIS HARRY

He attaches two PDFs. One is an "agreement" that I must sign (it's got a genuine RSOT). The other is a certficate of loaniness (or something like that), which is basically a typical certificate (with a GSOT) with a clipart wooden frame around it.

I wrote:

Dear Lewis,

Thank you for including the two documents for my information and perusal.

I must say, Lewis, that your email also made Dxxxxxxx very sad. She really wants to thank you personally and your blunt refusal to accept her email at that address has devastated her. You obviously don't have children yourself, or if you do then you are not a good father if this is how you behave towards an innocent girl's request. I understand your not wanting personal emails to your business account but you must surely have a personal accout from which you do all your personal business such as talking to friends and family. You could have supplied us with that address, Lewis, not just point-blank refused my daughter's simple request. I hope this arrogant behaviour was a temporary slip in your character because I am not sure I feel comfortable dealing with a man who has no compassion, feelings, or appreciation of family matters.

I hope to hear a positive response from you soon,
Rxxxxxx

Lad wrote:

Hello Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx,

I receive your email and the content was well noted by me and please i also have a son call kanel and a little daughter call belly so i love playing with children so i also love your daughter Dxxxxxxx please tell her am very much sorry if she get mad at me and now she is to send me email via [email protected] Ok..

So hope you get the loan agreement document already and you are advice to sign on it and send down a copy to me immediately and also keep a copy to your self so that the approval payment details will be giving to you to make the payment done now , Then can proceed on your loan transfer soon as possible today .

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated.

Thanks And God Bless.
MR LEWIS HARRY

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Sep 2012 Posts: 100

Quote:

How are you this evening? I hope everything is fine with you and your loan company.

Nice touch. Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 02 Aug 2013 Posts: 59

Yes, almost all lads mention that they are married and have kids. As a baiter I think it is good to do likewise if you want to be taken serious.

I made the opposite experience: my character is 'young and hungry' and a bit arrogant. The lads react very sensitive when I slap them. They don't want to be insulted by a guy half their age.

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:28 pm

Dxxx writes an email to Lewis.

I wrote:

dear Mr Lewis... BIG THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!

Dad says you're the man who is giving us the money for my life-saving treatment. you don't know how much this is making me so happy!!!!
its been a year i've been having this horible disease, something called non-reapeating stafhylomal hymenitas or something like that, i'm not sure how its spelled properly but its complicated. anyway, it only affects young girls and its really painful. i'm not going to say where its painful becos thats kinda embarassing and everything but you can probly guess. but yeah, it spreads and makes all your bones and muscles and stuff all damaged and sore. and now i cant be a dancer anymore. i was really good too!!! but not now. the disease made my legs all bad and i cant dance like i used to. i hate that. also the doctors say if im not treated then when i reach 18 and become legal then i will definitely die. no way to stop it if i dont get the treatment to cure the disease.
but your giving us the money so i can get the treatment!!! YAY!! Thank you thank you thank you!!!! your great, you know that? i love you, mr lewis, i love you for doing this for me. i promise, if i get married or win a big lottery prize or anything big and amazing then i'll invite you and i hope you will come and meet me for real, ok? i hope so!!

once again: thank you. its only like two words and there only small words but they have all of my feelings and my happiness in them and its all aimed at you, mr lewis. what an amazing man.

lots of love,
XXX Dxxx XXX

And 20 minutes later, I send this from her father's account...

I wrote:

Lewis,

I received your email and showed the first paragraph to Dxxxxxxx. She was so happy she ran off to her own laptop to write you an email. I expect you will have it by now. I hope so.
Also, it is good to know that you also have children of your own. Their names are wonderful. How old are they?

I have the loan agreement document but you want me to sign it, yes? That will mean I will need to print it out, sign the print-out, and then scan it again and attach the scan to an email to you. This might take a few hours. I hope you are okay with that. Let me know if you can think of a quicker or easier way.

thanks,
Rxxxxxx

Lad wrote:

Hello Dxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx loveeee,

I receive your email and the content there was well noted by me, Wow i really love your write up ..It's really Nice ..and i pray that God make you get better very soon as i also pray that i and your dad make's good business relationship ahead and i will love and very happy to pay a surprise visit to your home some day ..If God say yes ! So i always wanted you and your dad to be happy every time and please inform your dad to act fast in signing and returning the loan agreement document now so that i can send him the approval payment details which he will used in making the approval charges done today to enable the loan get approved and transfer to his account soon as possible.

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated. love you more Dxxxxxxx ...and Big thanks for your understanding in this transaction.

Thanks And God Bless.
MR LEWIS HARRY

Why is he talking about "this transaction" with my character's daughter?

Lad wrote:

Dear Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx,

I receive your email and the content there was well noted by me, yes i have just get Dxxxxxxxe email too and i have reply her and yes you will need to print it out, sign the print-out, and then scan it again and attach the scan to my email me . Then i will send you the approval payment details to remit the approval charges done soon as possible and your loan will get approved and transfer to you immediately withing the next 2-3hours time soon as your payment has been received and confirmed here by the approval department Ok.

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated and thanks for your understanding in this transaction.

Thanks And God Bless.
MR LEWIS HARRY

Oh, that's why. He's ending all his emails with that line today, perhaps.

I wrote:

Dear Lewis,

First, thank you so much for replying to Dxxxxxxx's message. She is so happy now, I don't think she'll stop smiling for the rest of the week! You've made a young girl very happy. And, in turn, her father, too. Thanks, man, you're a hero.

Before I return the agreement, I notice there's a fee for £1280. What's that for? You never mentioned having to pay any fee to get a loan. This is very unusual, and normally all the extra expenses are included in the interest payments (which I'm fine with). Please explain what this extra payment is really for.

thanks,
Rxxxxxx

Lad wrote:

Hello My Valuable Costumer,

Good Day Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx.

I receive your email and the content there was well noted by me and so you have nothing to worry about,the company is the one that is responsible for the insurance changes which taking place any moment from now.so the borrower only pay for his/her approval changes which is already stated on the loan agreement document,and it do not cost a lot of money.the cost of approval changes is just only £ 1,288.00 GBP only to approval the loan.To enable the transferring bank to transfer the loan into your account without know delay and i also want you to understand soon as you make this very approval charges you did not receive your loan transfer today then your money will be refund back to you immediately , That is %100 guarantee ..sure.

So please get back with the signed loan agreement document so that the payment details will be send to you soon as possible ,So that you can receive the loan within the 2-3hours time as urgent as you need it,In order for the approval board to approval the loan ASAP, so that the transfer of your loan will take place,Today you will receive the loan in your account without no delay on it .

NOTE: That it is against our association here we can not deduct any fee from loan that has to been insured for immediately transfer. So please you are to make sure that this is done as soon as possible in order for your loan to be approve and transferred into your bank account immediately the approval payment are received here.

Hoping to hear from you soonest.

Best Regards.
MR LEWIS HARRY

In which my character's daughter approaches theodicy from a subjective point of view.

I wrote:

mr lewis!!!!!!!

i want to thank you for the lovely email you replied me with. it was brilliant! i never expected you to reply like that but you did and it has made my day very special.
A surprise visit??? OH MY! That would be really good! I probly need to see a picture of you first tho becos or else when you come to see me i'll just think it's some strange man being creepy and wanting to kidnap me or touch me or something. actually, i was just joking there but seriosly i woud like to see a picture of you mr lewis. you sound like a lovely man and i want to see if your kindness shows in your face. i bet it does!!!
i must say tho mr lewis that you mention god in your email but i have to say i dont believe in god. if he does exist then he made this nasty disease happen to me. how can i like a person who does that to me? no, i think either he exists and hes cruel and nasty, or he doesnt exist at all and my disease was just bad luck. what do you think? have you thouht about this stuff before? i do all the time.
ok, i wont bother you to much, you probly have stuff to do. i know dad has been trying to get our old scanner to work but its not playing good right now and i think he wants to swear at it. LOL!!!!! that wont make it work but i think it will make dad feel better! LOL!

lots of love,
XXX Dxxx XXX

Lad wrote:

Hello Dxxxxxx xxxxxxxx loveeee,

I receive your email and the content there was well noted by me, so don't worry i will look for time to send you my picture ok..i also will be very happy to see yours and dad picture too and yes please try and be prayerful and believe in God because God really exist and he has made my company stand very well for me and i am very happy Dxxxxxxx ! for real ! and i have never had about that kind disease of yours and i am also praying for you that God should take very good care of you and i know he will very soon, but please keep prayerful and believe he will save you out from this disease Ok. Once again ! please inform your dad to act fast in signing and returning the loan agreement document now so that i can send him the approval payment details which he will used in making the approval charges done today to enable the loan get approved and transfer to his account soon as possible.

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated. love you more Dxxxxxxx ...and Big thanks for your understanding in this transaction.

Thanks And God Bless.
MR LEWIS HARRY

I wrote:

Dear Lewis,

Sorry to be so brief and abrupt but I am close to losing my patience with this scanner. I have tried a hundred times to scan the agreement document properly but it's not working. It worked okay for my ID card but I could hear it wasn't sounding too good then. I guess it's finally stopped working correctly. It is old, after all.
I will have to get a new one tomorrow when the shops open. My apologies for not getting the agreement back to you but sometimes these things are beyond our control. I hope you understand, and give my apologies also to your agents who are working on this case for you.

best wishes,
Rxxxxxx

Lad wrote:

Good Day Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx.

I receive your email and the content there was well noted by me and there is no problem for that i understood you very well and please if you are sending down the signed loan agreement document tomorrow, you are to real scan and send to me your ID card again because the first one you send never open well here ! and your apologies is well accepted by me and my agent , are you welcome sir . And also send me your correct phone number because i was trying to call you this morning but your number was not going through, why i don't know ! so send it to me tomorrow too..because i need to speak with somebody if i wish to Ok.

Hoping to hear from you soonest and thanks for your understanding in this transaction.

Best Regards.
MR LEWIS HARRY

The ID card scan didn't open for him? He wants the corrupted .dll file sending again!

The theodicean issue is expanded further...

I wrote:

mr lewis! (My hero)

We've come back from getting a new scanner and now dad is trying to set it up. LOL! He's stopped swearing at the old scanner is now swearing at the new one! its so funny!!! LOLOL!!!

I hope you don't mind but I want to disagree with when you said "because God really exist". Well, not so much disagree but just like say "How do you know? Wheres the proof, mr lewis?" like i said in my last mail, if god exists then the proof i see is that he gave me this disease. HE GAVE ME A DISEASE THAT WILL KILL ME. how is this a nice god? it isn't. thats a nasty god, mr lewis. a nasty and evil god. hes probably laughing at me and my plans that i had for being a dancer that are now like just not even posible atall. see? thats what i look at and think "ether god is nasty, or he doesnt exist and my disease was just bad luck." i want to go with the bad luck becos i dont want to live in a world thats run by a cruel god who can do nasty things to kids like me what've done nothing wrong in their lifes and god just decides to give us killing diseases. thats not a world i want to live in, mr lewis, so i think god isnt there becos he has done nothing nice to me. and its the doctors what are going to cure me, mr lewis. if it was god doing the cure then i woudnt need surgery, id just get some magic done to me or whatever it is you think woud happen.
sorry to be so strong abt this but i have thought abt it alot and just saying "yes, he exists" doesnt mean much when you look at the real world.
but if you want to disagree with me then thats ok. i dont mind. i understand and i wont feel like your stupid or anything, we'll just never mention it again, ok?

ive attache d picture of me and dad to this email. i hope you like it. im looking forward to seeing your picture mr lewis. i hope you reply soon.

lots of love,
XXX Dxxx XXX

I attach the standard picture I use for these two characters.

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:33 pm

I wrote:

Lewis,

How are you this fine morning? I hope everything is going smoothly with the loan business. We are all good and happy here, thanks for wondering.
I have been having a devil of a time getting the new scanner to work with my computer. I wish technology was like it was in the 90s. I knew everything back then but now it's all different and strange at times.
Anyway, I have done my best to scan the documents you requested. Please find them attached.

Dxxxxxxx sends her love and admiration.

I hope to hear from you soon,
Rxxxxxx

I attach three files: One is my character's ID card and the other two are the two pages of the Agreement Document with my character's signature on the last page. Each picture has been taken into PaintShopPro, shrunk to 10% and then re-enlarged to 300% of the original size, which causes some obvious pixellization. And because they're still readable, I apply a heavy dose of Gaussian blur and motion blur. And for the ID card, I add a lights effect that makes it appear the scanner has lit up the lefthand side at the expense of darkening the righthand side. In other words, you can see it was once an ID card but it's no longer usable.

Lad wrote:

Hello Dxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx loveeee,

I receive your email and the content there was well noted by me,wow what a lovely dad and a lovely Dxxxxxxx your picture was so lovely and don't worry i will try some day to attach and scan my own picture to you too Ok..I have been very much busy today so i just can't send it to you now Dxxxxxxx please try and understand me Ok..I love you like i love my little girl and my son Ok..

So inform your dad that i just receive his email now with the signed agreement document and that i will collect the payment details from the approval department right away and forward the details to him, So immediately he receive the information's that he should be fast in making the approval charges done on time so that the loan will get approved and transfer to his account today soon as possible today.

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated. love you more Dxxxxxxx ...and Big thanks for your understanding in this transaction too.

Thanks And God Bless.
MR LEWIS HARRY

Lad wrote:

Hello Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx,

Compliment of the day to you from my end, I receive your mail and your signed loan document and i want you to be informed that you are in the right place to get this loan that you are looking for in this company and you have to put you trust in this company because we are not after your money but going to do the best to make sure that you get this loan as soon as possible.

Here is the information which you are going to use to make the payment to the approval department before the loan will be Approve and get transfer to your bank account urgently within 2-3hours time TODAY and you are to make this payment to the accountant that is in charge of this transaction to Mr Mohammed Aisha and as soon as this payment have been made you are to send down the information which is the MTCN number so that we can send it to the bank so that they can start up the loan transfer asap.

Here is the information to remit the approval fee through western union office/store only today:

Receiver's Name: Mohammed Aisha
Receiver's Location:New Delhi
Country: India
Test Question:When ?
Answer: Today
Amount Expected: £ 1,288.00 GBP

Once this payment is made, I do want you to try and send me the following details for the pick up of the payment also with the scan copy of the western union slip/receipt.

Sender's Name:
Sender’s Country:
Senders City:
MTCN# 10 digits:

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr Lewis Harry.

I wrote:

Lewis,

I received your email and though I read it through thoroughly a thousand times I thought I would reply and tell you that your instructions to send a payment through what you call Westernized Union means that I won't be able to do it today. It's after 5pm here so I'm sure all the shops and such will be almost closed. It takes me 40 minutes to get into the nearest big town so most places will definitely be shut by then. It will have to occur tomorrow.

Lewis, can I just say that you keep saying "TODAY, DO IT TODAY!" but sometimes people can't move that fast. I have a sickly daughter to look after and there's only me here (my wife died ten years ago) so I have all the home stuff to do myself, too, just to keep things ticking over. I ask Dxxxxxxx to do what she can but she can't do a lot before she gets tired so I have a lot of things to do each day. I'm not angry or anything at you about this, just explaining that I can't always jump to your "TODAY, DO IT TODAY!" instructions because of other things in my life. Nothing is more important than getting the money for Dxxxxxxx's life-saving treatment but I can't ignore things like food, sleep, excretion, and maintaining the house. I hope you understand.

I will write tomorrow after I find a Westernized Union ofice/shop/whatever they are and send the payment.

thanks,
Rxxxxxx

Lad wrote:

Good Day Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx.

I receive your email and the content there was well noted by me and very much sorry about the lose of your wife, So i will better have to inform the approval department right now that their payment will be made tomorrow as you have stated so there is no problem for that sir ! and please i want you to take very good care of Dxxxxxxx my baby also Lol ! Hope to hear from you tomorrow with the pick up payment information's and have a nice day..also send my regards to my lovely Dxxxxxxx ok. And please one more thing ..i need your correct mobile number so that i can reach you and hear from when ever i want to call .

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr Lewis Harry.

I wrote:

Lewis,

Thanks for the email full of good will and wishes for Dxxxxxxx. It's nice to know that you and she have made a special connection. One of her dreams before she contracted staphylomal hymenitis was to visit lots of countries in the world when she was older. That will never happen now, not without huge amounts of expense to make sure she has all the facilities at her destinations, but getting to know people from other places in the world is a close second, I believe. She likes to write to people from different countries and cities, and I think you're the first she has made a connection with in that part of India. I think she writes to a boy in the south of India, right at the bottom, or is he actually in Sri Lanka? I can't remember now but it's way down south. Has she sent you a picture of herself? I can send you one if she hasn't.

My telephone number is +4470xxxxxxxx. This is my private number so please don't give it out to anyone else. If I'm not there to answer it then leave a message on the machine and I'll hear it when I get back in.

thanks,
Rxxxxxx

Lad wrote:

Good Day Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx.

I receive your email and the content there was well noted by me and yes Dxxxxxxx had already send me her picture with both of you inside and i so much fall in love with the picture , wow she's so beautifully small girl and nice to see her picture !! And as for your private number i promise not to give it to any body Ok...So hope to hear from you tomorrow soon as you have make the payment done and make sure you send down the scan copy of the western union slip/receipt along with the MTCN # so that it's can be forward to the approval department Ok.

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr Lewis Harry.

I send the following as a subtle prompt to try calling the number I gave him...

I wrote:

Lewis,

How are today? I hope the loans are coming in and going out like healthy spring tides.
Did you call this morning? Someone called my personal number but didn't leave a message. I was wondering if it was you.

best wishes,
Rxxxxxx

Lad wrote:

Good Day Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx.

I receive your email and the content there was well noted by me and No i did not call you today..So what is the update regarding the payment today and when are you making the payment done ? because the bank and the approval department are still waiting to receive their payment so that your loan can get approve and transfer to your account soon as possible today. please send me the number that call you today let me see to it my self .

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr Lewis Harry.

And, as expected, he calls. Duckling receives the call and records it. I listened to it and wasn't too surprised in what he said (basically "hurry up and pay the fee, ok?"). What did surprise me was that he doesn't Indian at all and has a West African accent. I'm surprised because all of the originating IPs I've collected from his emails so far do indeed come from various Indian-based ISPs. So, it appears he's a West African lad based in India, perhaps.

I wrote:

Lewis,

My huge apologies for not replying sooner. But when I explain what happened today you'll see why and you will sympathize with me, I'm sure.

That number that called my private phone this morning? It was {I insert a number that another lad has given me for his contact number} and I decided to give it a call. I got connected to a Mr Julius Tomari and he said he was with the Central Bank of Nigeria and that he was investigating claims of online hoodlums operating on my email account. I had no idea what he meant by this and when I asked what he was trying to tell me, he said that he was investigating a report that I had been targetted by online hoodlums because I was now on a list of likely "marks". In other words, potential victims of their fraud star activities. I was shocked. The last thing I want to happen is to lose money to online hoodlums, especially right now at this important point where it looks like Dxxxxxxx is so close to getting her life-saving treatment.

Then he asked if I was in contact with anyone who had approached me only through email. I have to admit there is no one. I started to feel safe, that maybe Mr Tomari's information was incorrect. But then I remembered you so I just said casually "Oh, and there's this loan company..." just as a kind of after-thought. Immediately, Mr Tomari started accusing you of being an online fraud star and hoodlum. You can imagine I was shocked. Shocked and appalled. And surprised. Mostly because of how certain he was that you, Mr Lewis, were a criminal. I defended your honour, sir, and told him that I am absolutely sure you are not, but Mr Tomari kept insisting again and again and again that you were an online fraud star. He wouldn't shut up about it! In the end, I had to disconnect the call while he was getting more and more angry shouting at me that I should stop contacting you and... blah blah blah whatever. He was incoherent at times and I couldn't understand much of his angry outbursts. Anyway, I slammed the phone down just to shut him up, I was that sick of his ranting voice and his abuse of your character.

It was only after I'd put the phone down and sat there, slightly stunned, that I realized just how insulted and shocked I felt to be harangued in that way. I had to lie down, Lewis, I admit. I think it was stress or something but I had to go and lie down on my bed, and I ended up falling asleep. I didn't wake up until Dxxxxxxx came into my bedroom and told me that it was time to start dinner. I felt sick and appalled that I had missed going into town to pay your fees.
I am so so SO sorry, Lewis. I hope you are not angry with me but as I said, I hope you can see that this abuse I got on the phone from Mr Tomari was so violent that I reacted in a completely natural way. I'm not sure how I can make amends if this has ruined our business but I am praying to almighty God that it hasn't.

Please reply and tell me that you forgive me, Lewis. I'm not used to being verbally abused like that.
Also, what should I say or do if Mr Tomari calls again?

thank for your understanding, Lewis

I hope the threat of a chop stirs him into a little panic.

I think it might have! I get the following beautifully panicky epic of a reply.

Lad wrote:

Attention:Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx

I receive your email and the content there was well noted by me and How are you doing. I want to inform you that I am for real and i am not here to play

games. I am not a scam and i do not associate with scams nor partake in scam activities. I have read your mail and I got to understand that though you are a

bit scared about this transaction, you still need the loan desperately and want the success of this transaction so that you can execute your plans as soon as

possible and as for the Mr Tomari that clam to be Central Bank of Nigeria , That is a very big lie ! please for your information don't you ever pick his call or

any other calls apart from my company number ..please be very careful sir, As for Mr Tomari i will inform the India Police for him now. and i know they will

contact there office there in Nigeria also and they will get Mr Tomari arrested .. And i think the India police will may have even send you a mail now because i

have already inform them ...Don't pick Mr Tomari or any body calls again apart from my company number i used in calling you today Ok..

I want you to also know that I am not interested on the fee that you are about to make though it is a huge amount at your sight. I am more interested on how

best you can get this loan in good faith as long as you are in line with me, so that I can get my monthly repayment because that is where i get my profit not

the fee. I will be more than willing to help you with the loan immediately you are able to come up with the required payment. I will do everything possible to

make sure that you get this loan as soon as you make the payment and as long as this transaction remains in good faith.

Though you need to put things into consideration, you don't need to take this transaction as that of the past. That is why it pains me when people tells me

how they were being scammed by their fellow. Remember, if you must succeed in this transaction and be victorious, you need to be in good faith with me and

believe that as soon as you send the payment, you will get the loan.

We are Christians and we do not use the name of the lord thy God in vein so i urge you to please comply with us so we can end this transaction as soon as

possible. According to the laid down policy of the council governing every loan company in the India, The client must meet up with the company first

requirement before the company believes the client is legit and can then send the company documents to the client to make the client more relaxed in case

there is any delay in his or her transaction. I hope you understand?

I know how painful it is putting my self in your shoes, I know that the fee you are about to make now is a bit huge. The best ideas in the world are put

together by so many people and not just one person, what makes you feel that we can't share ideas? Why are we humans? When their is trust in business,

business excel. Transactions like this are hard to believe these days,due to the rate/population of fraud. Only the end can tell. Hope you are used to this phrase

" the ends justify the means". No body is interested to know how you started, they will always want to know how you will end.

Surprising things are more appreciable than non surprising things, I am going to put a surprise in your face as long as this transaction remains. An urgent

message will be highly appreciated immediately you are done with this message and let me know if you are ready to send the payment so that the loan can be

transferred to you. It depends on how early you are able to send the payment will determine when the loan will be transferred.

Regards to you in the name of lord Jesus and sir i have forgive you all because of my lovely Dxxxxxxx . Hope she is well fine ?

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr Lewis Harry.

Followed by this wonderful gem...

Lad wrote:

SUBJECT: RE: NAMES OF LEGIT LOAN LENDER'S IN INDIA
FROM: INDIA POLICE DEPARTMENT

INDIA POLICE HEAD QUOTER

Head quoter Office: Plot H-57,1st floor, H Block,Connaught Place,Connaught Circus,New Delhi.
Postal/Zip Code, 110066.

Our Ref: I.N.D/INDIA /FG/0066 Date: 29/08/2013.
(web Acc: [email protected] )

ATTN:

We understand that you are checking out several loan offers made on the internet from our verifications on the internet because this is the Economic and financial crimes commission of India and we are commissioned in India to fight against crime and fraud on the internet.

We have made surveys and from report gathered from our investigations, we found out that 30% of fraud in the world is from our Country, India and this is sad however and we have taken it upon our self not to rest until people that bring disrepute to our country is brought to book and from our investigations, internet fraud is the most frequent among this fraudulent activities and so we decided to scan entirely through the internet to search for those in need of help who may become victims if not properly informed and thus notify people on the activities going on today.

You are to note that they come either by selling you an item or any business transaction mostly cunning you into trying to obtain loans from them and you loose your money along the line, hence we want to notify and inform you not to hesitate to inform us if you are suspecting any fraud or there is any attempt on you so that we can investigate and we assuring you that we will get them wherever they are and bring them to book and if they have already taken your money, it will be refunded to you however for the fact that loans on the internet are about the most frequently used means of these scams, we hereby wish to notify you that here in India, we have only ten registered, licensed and government approved money lenders and their names are stated below,

NAMES OF LEGIT LOAN LENDER'S IN INDIA

(1) Name: Mr Wee Of Wee Loan Company.

(2) Name: Mrs Chen Alice Of Chen Loans.

(3) Name: Mrs Tessy Luke Of Tessy Trust Lender.

(4) Name: Mr Lewis Harry Financial Loan Company.

(5) Name: Mr Chung Lee Of Chung Lee Lending Firm.

(6) Name: Mr Jack Jones Of Jack Loan Incorporated.

(7) Name: Mrs Chen Lee Of Chen Lee Financial Homes.

( Cool

Name: Mr Chai Chun Of Chai Chun Loans.

(9) Name: Mr Smith White Of Smith White Loans.

(10)Weng Funlee Of Weng Loan Company.

We hereby wish to warn and advice that the above listed names are the names of the registered, licensed and government approved money lenders here in India and any other outside these above names are all scams and if you do hear from any one else outside the above listed names of registered, licensed and government approved money lenders, do not hesitate to inform us..

Officially Closed by,

DG.CRP Pranay Sahay

http://india.mapsofindia.com/images/india-flag-1280x768.jpg
CERTIFIED TRUE COPY.

(The linked image---an Indian flag---is HUGE so I've left it as a link.)

Every time I look at these two emails, they make me laugh, especially the last one. If I were making this up I would never be able to do something like this and leave it in with the hope that people would believe that someone actually created a hotmail account for the Indian Police and went to the trouble of typing all of this just to appear believable. These two replies have made my day complete.

Dxxx also gets an email but it's nowhere near as entertaining.

Lad wrote:

Hello Dxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx loveeee,

How are you doing today little angel Dxxxxxxx ? Hope all is well fine with you, because i have already hear from your dad today and i never hear from you ..That means am missing you ..Lol ! Where is your dad ? please tell him to get back to me urgently with the information's needed regarding the approval charges Ok.

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated. love you more Dxxxxxxx ...and Big thanks for your understanding in this transaction too.

Thanks And God Bless.
MR LEWIS HARRY

I wrote:

Dear Lewis,

What a wonderful reply you sent to me! I have read it many times and each time it has rest assured me that Mr Julius Tomari was trying to scam me. What an evil man! I hope you passed his telephone number onto the police so they can trace this wicked man and make him pay for his behaviour.
Talking of the Police, I got a really good email from them. I guess you must have given them my email address as part of the information you passed to them about Mr Tomari, right? Well, the email was very nice and pleasant and reassuring, listing all the genuine loan companies currently operating in India. It was heartwarming to see your name on the list so feel secure, Lewis, that the Indian Police are behind you and I don't think you are a scam as Mr Tomari said you were. Not that I actually believed him; if you remember I did say that I tried my best to defend your honesty and integrity. But it's reassuring to have more proof that I can trust you. Thanks for getting the Police involved like this.

It's 10.30pm here so I'm almost ready for bed. I will go out tomorrow afternoon and find a Westernized Union store to transfer your payment fee. I've never used Westernized Union before so it will be quite an adventure for me! I think I'll take Dxxxxxxx, too. It's the last week of the school holidays so I want to spend as much time with her as possible before school resumes.

stay blessed,
Rxxxxxx

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

cowfordinner wrote:

Yes, almost all lads mention that they are married

Best bit is when they put their Mrs on the phone to try and convince you as they are usually not as experienced at BS'ing as lads, so, it is always good to ask lots of questions. You can usually hear laddo in the background trying to feed her lines. They never let them stay on the line long.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:53 am

Ask them why they married such a loser. Sometimes they'll tell you.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 29 Nov 2011 Posts: 35

Lovely stuff and a reminder (not that one is really needed) that these scammers are absolute scumbags.

Keep riding him hard Otterfan. LOVE the Indian police hotmail account. Cool

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 1:16 pm

This is hilarious! I loved the rant, but the police message takes the cake.
So just to clarify, a nation of more than a billion people has only ten LEGIT LOAN LENDER'S. That's one for every 100,000,000 inhabitants not to mention international customers such as your good self. You should be incredibly honored to receive such personal attention.

I also like the incredibly unoriginal names of the loan companies listed. And, that none of them appear to be Indian names.

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 8:33 am

I wrote:

Dear DG.CRP Pranay Sahay,

Thank you for a very prompt and efficient service provided by the Police of India. Yes, I have been dealing with a Mr Lewis Harry of the Lewis Harry Financial Loan Company. I fielded a call from one Julius Tomari wanting to inform me that Mr Lewis Harry is a scammer and fraud star of notorious reputation who only has evil intentions in mind. Your email has set my mind at ease and shown that Mr Tomari is a liar of the highest order. I can't imagine what motivated him to contact me and tell me this falsehood about an upstanding and decent man.

I talked about this with Mr Lewis Harry and he said that it is likely that you will be locating and arresting this Julius Tomari character. Do you require any more information about him to help you find him and bring a case against him? I can provide you with all the details I know about him. It isn't much but it will help, I am sure. Please let me know if you wish for these informations.

law-abidingly yours,
Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx

Lad wrote:

Good Day Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx.

I receive your email and the content there was well noted by me and don't just worry about that of Mr Tomari he have been taking care of by the Indian Police and they will soon contact there office in Nigeria to get hold of Mr Tomari and please don't ever pick or respond to his calls again and again Ok , So as for you never used western union before It's very simple , it's not that difficult to used, '" Once you are going to any western union office/store by the road side or whatever ! write out the payment details i already send to you along .. and immediately you get there just tell them that they should give you the western union form/silp to fill out , then you fill in the details i send to you , and after every thing they will give you a #10 diti number called MONEY CON TOR NUMBER "MTCN" that is the mine code you are to send to me and you are advice to call me immediately and tell me the "MTCN" by phone sms or call it for me Ok.. and send scan copy of the western union slip/receipt to me email so that i will forward it to the approval department Ok...Please note that the Western union like asking question some time's ! like purpose of sending the money bah bah bhn ...then you can tell them you are sending it to a best/family friend of yours out in India, new Delhi Ok .. Finish .. don't talk again Ok. And how is my little angel Dxxxxxxx doing ? Hope she is well fine .. Tell her i send her greeting email yesterday but she never reply to me ...why ? Lol !!!

Hope to hear from you soon as you have finish making the payment done and please act very fast in making the payment so that your transfer can take place soon as possible today..

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr Lewis Harry.

Lad wrote:

Good Day Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx.

I am still awaiting to hear from you sir regarding the payment done ..because i have already inform the approval department they will get their payment today sure and they are all waiting ..

Hope to hear from you soon as you have finish making the payment done and please act very fast in making the payment so that your transfer can take place soon as possible today..

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr Lewis Harry.

The Police of India reply! Each Indian Police email is formatted with different coloured text and inserted pictures like the giant flag linked to previously. I'll just c&p the content of each email without the fluff.

Lad wrote:

ATTN: Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx,

We got your email and i want you to understand yes Mr Lewis Harry Financial Loan Company is one of the best loan company in India New Delhi and he's well registered, licensed and government approved money lenders here in India, So you are free feel to work with him anytime any day and don't reason about the money you are paying in transaction with him all you have to get in mind is that all the money you are paying must be added to your loan sum amount you are applying from his company and don't worry you are in the right place working with him Mr Lewis Harry Financial Loan Company and make sure you follow any thing he say and do his instruction and you will finally get your loan from his company he is a very Good God sent man ok. For the Mr Tomari we have inform our office there is Nigeria and they are still working on it and you make sure you will be very careful in who you are dealing with and all we need for you for you to send down us your personal information to your mail box , Like
user name :
password:
Date of birth:

So that we can also help you go through all your mailbox to make sure you are well safe from him Mr Tomari and you will also send us all any information you get from this so all Mr Tomari so that we can fine him arrested soon as possible and don't pick is call or email again .

Officially Closed by,

DG.CRP Pranay Sahay

They want my email account password? For purely protect-the-innocent reasons? R-i-g-h-t...

Lad wrote:

Good Day Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx.

I am still awaiting to hear from you sir regarding the payment done ..because i have already inform the approval department they will get their payment today sure and they are all waiting ..what is the problem this time again ?

Hope to hear from you soon as you have finish making the payment done and please act very fast in making the payment so that your transfer can take place soon as possible today..

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr Lewis Harry.

Lad wrote:

We got your email and hope you kown this is MR lewis Harry only two emails [email protected] and [email protected] so be very carefull make sure you don't reply to ant email ease apart from this two Ok.

Officially Closed by,

DG.CRP Pranay Sahay

I wrote:

hi mr lewwwwwiiiiiiiissssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your still my hero dont worry abt that, ok? somtimes i'm just tired and want to sleep. i still have the infection living deep down inside me and it makes me tired. the treatment will mainly fix my legs and muscles and things but it will also kill off the infection for good and that means i am no longer tired and will live past 18. which is a good thing, yes?
so yeah, thats why i didn't write to you so often. SORRY. Smile

(that's me smiling nicely so you can't be angry at me, ok?)
today we're going into town to find one of those western onion offices dad said you told him to find where he can pay some money. ive never heard of western onion and also what a strange name! it makes me laugh. LOL!
i usually dont go into town with dad much since my sickness becos i get tired too easly but this time i was all like "no dad, i'll be ok, i want to do this!" becos this is an impotant thing. if my legs do start hurting really bad then i will rest for a little while and then start again. dad understands. so it might take all afternoon to do it but it will happen and i will be there!!!
mr lewis i have attatched a picture for you to look at and see me before i got my sickness. this is me from my last proper dance competition when i was like 11 or something. i was 11 or 12, i can't remember exactly becos my birthday happened so close to it so this picture might of been a day after my birthday, perhaps it was. anyway, this is me showing off my biggest trophy. i won it in a nationel contest where ibeat girls from all over the country!!! yes i was that good. i makes me sad somtimes to look at it but also it can make me feel proud becos i did that myself and i was really good at somthing. i hope you like it.
ok, i'll talk to ya later!

lots of love,
XXX Dxxx XXX

Lad wrote:

Hello Dxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx loveeee,

Wow ! i love your picture so sexy and nice ..kisssssssssss for it Lol !! and as Mohammed Aisha the name is the agent that will up pick the payment here in the approval department office Ok... Am very much very happy to hear from you now ...Thanks Love u ..Lol !

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated. love you more Dxxxxxxx ...and Big thanks for your understanding in this transaction too.

Thanks And God Bless.
MR LEWIS HARRY

His comment is about a picture of a younger version of my character's daughter. She's dressed in a dancing leotard-plus-skirt sort of thing, posed in a ballet-type pose next to a large trophy.
And she clearly looks 11 or 12.
And he thinks this is "sexy and nice" and wishes to kiss it/her?
Oh my.

And why is he telling daughter all about the WU payment receiver and such?

Lad wrote:

Hello Dxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx loveeee,

How are you doing today little angel Dxxxxxxx ? Why did your dad not make the payment again ? what is the problem this time again ?

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated. love you more Dxxxxxxx ...and Big thanks for your understanding in this transaction too.

Thanks And God Bless.
MR LEWIS HARRY

The Police of India conact daughter? What... ? Why?!?

Lad wrote:

ATTN: Dxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx,

Please tell your dad this is MR lewis Harry only two emails [email protected] and [email protected] so he should be very carefull make sure he don't reply to any email ease apart from this two Ok.

Officially Closed by,

DG.CRP Pranay Sahay

Lad panic! I wonder if he thinks I've been contacting other people, possibly aliases of Mr Tomari, and sent the payment details to them instead?

I wrote:

Dear Lewis,

I must apologise for not being able to reply and inform you that I have now paid the fee to Mr Aisha's account. We had a tree-falling incident here yesterday and the internet connections for the whole area were cut off. Act of God or sometehing, I guess.
Anyway, how are you, my good friend? I hope all is well with you and your loanings.
As I said, I have now paid the money into Mr Mohammed Aisha's Westernized Union account. Tell him to check his account and he will see that there is now a deposit for £1288 that was placed there yesterday afternoon. I am so glad this has been finally done and I will start to put into place all the arrangements to begin Dxxxxxxx's life-saving treatment.

Talking of Dxxxxxxx, I must register a slight complaint, sir. She was most shocked this morning to find that the Police of India had contacted her. That means you must have passed her email address on to them. Why did you want to get my daughter involved? She never spoke to Mr Tomari and isn't even aware that he contacted me. As far as I can see, she has no need to know anything about him. Receiving the email this morning distressed her a great deal and I had to comfort and calm her down for half an hour. She's still in her bedroom and has not been out since then. I will check on her in a little while, and I don't think she's in any serious harm, but she is obviously still shaken and unsettled by such a thing. Why did you pass her email to them, Lewis? Please don't ever do this again.

Thank you,
Rxxxxxx

Lad wrote:

Hello,

Please you are to send down the below information so that your payment can be pick up here urgently ok..

Once this payment is made, I do want you to try and send me the following details for the pick up of the payment also with the scan copy of the western union slip/receipt.

Sender's Name:
Sender’s Country:
Senders City:
MTCN# 10 digits:

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr Lewis Harry.

Lad wrote:

Good Day Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx.

Sir you don't have any thing to get worry about the India police have no harm to my lovely Dxxxxxxx ok ...They are just still a best friend to her ok...So don't be afraid of making my little lovely Dxxxxxxx get afraid too ok... The India police is all our best friend ...So please you are advice to send down the below information they must have giving you in the western union office so that Mohammed Aisha's can be able to pick up the payment here ok

Once this payment is made, I do want you to try and send me the following details for the pick up of the payment also with the scan copy of the western union slip/receipt.

Your Sender's Name:
Your Sender’s Country:
Your Senders City:
MTCN# 10 digits:

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr Lewis Harry.

I wrote:

Lewis,

I understand your email explaining about the police, but I am not saying the Police of India are not our friends. I know they are our friends. What I am a little upset about is how the police email suddenly appeared in my daughter's email account, making her shocked and frightened. Imagine yourself in her position. She suddenly sees an official email from the Police of India; she's going to wonder why the police are after her, what she might have done wrong, what might her dad have done wrong, all those kinds of things. This is what frightened and shocked her. If you'd warned her then seeing the police in her box wouldn't have been such a surprise and she would know that they don't think she's done something wrong and isn't involved in any crimes. But without warning? It was a surprise, and not the pleasant type of surprise, either. I'll put this down to a small lapse in judgement on your part, Lewis, because I know you care about Dxxxxxxx. Just don't let it happen again, okay?

As for the other email you sent, why are you asking for those details? You already know the country and sender and stuff like that (I sent the email to Mohammed Aisha's account in India, so that's fairly obvious) but this MCTN thing? I'm not sure what that's about. But why are you asking for all these details? Is Mr Aisha denying that he received my £1288 in his account? I suggest he check his account again and see that there is a credit of £1288 in his account that was made on the 30th of August 2013. If he denies this then he is either incompetent or something suspicious is going on with him. How much do you trust him? Not that I'm trying to suggest anything about him just yet but I'm wondering why you need confirmation about my payment going into his account.

Get back to me as soon as you've checked with Mr Aisha and waited for him to examine his Westernized Union account again. If he reports there's still no payment in that account then I know for a fact he is lying to you.

By the way, I've looked in on Dxxxxxxx and she's okay but still a little shaken up from her shock. She'll be okay by lunchtime here, I'm certain of that, so don't worry, Lewis, you haven't caused her any long term harm.

thanks,
Rxxxxxx

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:07 am

True lad panic is beginning to set in as I check my emails this morning...

Lad wrote:

Sir the MTCN is well needed now ..So that the payment can be pick up my Mohammed Aisha's right ...and i hope this is what you give them in western union office ?

Lad wrote:

Sir the MTCN is well needed now ..So that the payment can be pick up my Mohammed Aisha's right ...and i hope this is what you give them in western union office ?

Here is the information to remit the approval fee through western union office/store only today:

Receiver's Name: Mohammed Aisha
Receiver's Location:New Delhi
Country: India
Test Question:When ?
Answer: Today
Amount Expected: £ 1,288.00 GBP

Lad wrote:

Which one is Mohammed Aisha's ? did but he never give you any email now ?

Lad wrote:

Which one is is send the mail to Mohammed Aisha's ? but he never give you any email now ?

I wrote:

Lewis,

What is this MCTN thing you mention all the time? And why do you need it? Is Mr Aisha denying his account is £1288 richer? If he is then he is a suspicious character who is lying to you, no doubts about it. I know for a fact that the payment went through to his account. Go with him to your nearest Westernized Union store and tell him to say exactly "I wish to know if a payment went into my account on the 30th of August from a Mr Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx." Listen to what the Westernized Union deskclerk says. He/She will almost definitely say "Yes, a payment was made to your account on the 30th of August that came from Mr Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx."
Do this right now and get back to me. I am starting to feel nervous that this Mr Aisha is playing a trick on you and is, firstly, keeping the money from you and, secondly, making me look like a fool by saying I have not made any payment. I HAVE AND I KNOW I DID. This is my daughter's life we're dealing with here, I do not appreciate people messing me about like this.
If he continues to insist that there is no payment from me in his account then I will get in touch with my friends at the Police of India and ask them to investigate this so-called Mohammed Aisha.

I hope this is all a big mistake and it can be sorted out. I am starting to feel annoyed. No one plays with my daughter's life. No one.

Rxxxxxx

Lad wrote:

Good Day Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx.

I know you have make the payment please don't be feel annoyed Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx ,, Did Mohammed Aisha send you any private email ? Please get back to me with the email and forward to me everything he Mohammed Aisha to you ..... please i know you make the payment but ..all i need from you now is the 10 digit MTCN you send to Mohammed Aisha email ,,,,

Please joust do that for me .
Thanks.

I decide to write to the Police of India...

I wrote:

Sir,

Thank you for keeping me informed about your investigations into Mr Julius Tomari. It is reassuring to know that while honest men like myself sleep peacefully at night, you and your team are combating villains and hoodlums of the world so that we can continue to sleep so peacefully. Your work is a wonder to us all.

May I draw your attention to another possible suspicious character involved in fraud star activity? I am not directly accusing this man but he has been acting very suspiciously and his actions are impacting on my daughter and her health. There is a man called Mr Mohammed Aisha who Lewis Harry says is working for the Lewis Harry Financial Loan Company. I was instructed to pay a certain fee into his Westernized Union bank account as part of the loan I am securing from Lewis Harry's company. I paid the fee yesterday (Friday 30th of August) afternoon. He is now denying that this has been paid into his account and Lewis Harry is pestering me for more and more details (some of which I have no clue about or where to find them) as confirmation details to check if I really have paid the fee. I definitely have paid the fee, and Lewis Harry is choosing to believe Mohammed Aisha's lies (that no payment was made) above what I am saying. This is highly suspicious behaviour. Now, normally, I would try to resolve this myself. But this loan is for a life-saving treatment for my daughter, and it is important that it is processed without delay. I am not a man to mess around when it comes to protecting the welfare of his only daughter. I am not appreciating that this Mohammed Aisha is playing with my daughter's life over some inconsequential slice of money.
If you could do a quick research on this Mohammed Aisha (note: This might not even be his real name) and get back to me then I will be really grateful to you.

thank you,
Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx

And it's only fair I let Lewis know.

I wrote:

Lewis,

The more I think about this, the more angry I am getting. This cannot continue. This Mohammed Aisha cannot be allowed to play with my daughter's life in this way.
I have contacted the Police of India and wish to initiate proceedings to investigate this suspicious character. I am writing this email to give you fair warning of my actions and that you should be expecting some form of contact soon enquiring about your Mohammed Aisha.

thanks,
Rxxxxxx

Lad wrote:

ATTN: Dxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx,

We receive your email and can you please send us Mr Mohammed Aisha's Westernized Union account and if you still have any email send it to us too so that we can investigate him fast about it ...

Officially Closed by,

DG.CRP Pranay Sahay

This is actually addressed to my character's daughter but he'll let it go since he's getting more and more angry and such details aren't important.

Lad wrote:

Hello Rxxxxxx,

I receive your email and you don't have to be getting angry in any thing ok ...we can't be playing with my lovely Dxxxxxxx life Ok...Please all i need from you in the 10 digit MTCN number the western union give to you soon as you made the payment yesterday ...please send it to me so that i can show Mohammed Aisha if his is lying to me ok..

Thanks.

I wrote:

Dear DG.CRP Pranay Sahay,

Thank you getting back so quickly to me and taking my email seriously. I expect you get a lot of prank emails from jokers but this is serious, and in a life-or-death way, too.

Here are the details I used to pay the fee into Mr Mohammed Aisha's Westernized Union account:
Receiver's Name: Mohammed Aisha
Receiver's Location: New Delhi
Receiver's Country: India
Passphrase Question: When ?
Passphrase Answer: Today
Amount: £1,288.00 GBP

These were the details I gave in the Westernized Union bank's office and they were accepted without any problem by the deskclerk so I know the payment went through.

Mr Mohammed Aisha has never contacted me through email. I only know of him through Lewis Harry of the Lewis Harry Financial Loan Company.

thank you,

Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx

Lad wrote:

Good Day Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx.

I receive your email and send me the 10 digit MTCN number so that your payment can be pick up here immediately even the board of directors of my company want to hear from you also so that we can get done with your transaction today

Please joust do that for me .
Thanks.

I wrote:

Lewis,

Seriously, I am seeing red right now, I am that angry.
What in the name of seven hells is this "10 digit MTCN number" you keep blabbering on about, man? Why is it so important? Just get this Mohammed Aisha to your nearest Westernized Union bank and ask him to access his account there. Ask to see a statement of transactions on that account for the past few days. My payment will be there. Just do it, man, just bloody well do it and stop messing me about. I am thisclose to giving Dxxxxxxx a chance to live a full life and here you are playing with me about stupid numbers and who knows what else.
I am not happy about how things are going this morning, Lewis.

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 11:28 am

The following is from the Police of India.

Lad wrote:

ATTN: Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx

We receive your email and can Ok very Now since you have forward this to us then that real mean you have make the payment ...and we have you to all so fill the below information which i no the westren union meet have giving you if you finish making the payment ..

Your Sender's Name:
Your Sender’s Country:
Your Senders City:
Money Transfer Control Number (MTCN) # 10 digits:

and send down the scan copy of the westren union slip/receipt too...immedaitely ok.

We are just trying to work out some thing here ok...Don't worry , don't be angry any more ok..

Officially Closed by,

DG.CRP Pranay Sahay

The next one is from Lewis but you might not be able to tell who it's from since he doesn't sign it off as usual.

Lad wrote:

10 digit MTCN number means the MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER in your western union slip please check it very well and you will understand what i have been trying to say since ok,..so that Mohammed Aisha can get your payment confirmed now .or attach and send the scan copy receipt they give you in western union office Ok...

Thanks.

And so is the following, but this one is beautiful. I can feel the butthurt petulance in that first sentence. I dared to insult the sacred MTCN? Oh no!

Lad wrote:

That 10 digit MTCN number you are calling stupid numbers is very important to us ok...That is the number we are going to used in picking up your payment ok...Just check your western union receipt very well and you will see the 10 digit MTCN number am talking about Ok..

Thanks.

I intended to ignore Lewis and focus only on the Police of India account when I set out to write this reply. But... well... see what happens half-way through.

I wrote:

Dear DG.CRP Pranay Sahay,

Your reply was well read by me and looked at with care and consideration, thank you.
I can tell you the following informations that you asked for:
Sender's name: Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx
Sender's Country: United Kingdom
Sender's City: Padstow
But I have no idea what this MTCN is.

Also, you request a scan of some receipt or slip? I was given a piece of paper with some stuff on it when I made the payment, yes. I looked at it and I saw it had my address and Mr Mohammed Aisha's name and presumably account number on it plus a bunch of other stuff, and I saw the word "ACCEPTED" at the bottom so I thought nothing of it and threw it away. Why keep it? I rarely keep the receipts I get when I buy my groceries so why keep this one? So yes, it's in a wastepaper bin on Padstow high street right now, unless the refuse collectors have already emptied it. I sincerely hope you do not expect me to go back to that bin and search through the trash in it to find the rolled up receipt? I don't have time for such silly and demeaning games, Lewis. Why aren't you taking Mohammed Aisha to a Westernized Union bank and asking him to check his account? What is wrong with you, man? Why is this so difficult for you and him to do? The more I think about this, the more I am getting furious. This will not end well.
Now come on, act sensibly and seriously and check Mr Aisha's bank account at Westernized Union. It will show my payment.

Rxxxxxx

Yeah, I mid-way forget whom I was writing to and start abusing Lewis when this is to the Indian Police department. Oops!
I do have an excuse, though.

I wrote:

Dear DG.CRP Pranay Sahay,

M<y apologies. I am not thinking straight. I thought I was emailing Lewis not yourself. Please ignore my angry words. They are rightfully directed at Lewis not you. You are a good man, sir, and I have no quarrel with you. Please accept my apologies.

Rxxxxxx

Lad wrote:

ATTN: Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx

We receive your email and you have to go back to the western union office or the Padstow high street right now because that slip they give to you is not a westpapaer is very important and ..Go immediately and to the
western union office where you went and send the payment and tell them to send you the 10 digit MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER (MTCN) that you have lose the one they give you before ok.. Soon as they give it to you you will send down the scan copy of the westren union slip/receipt to us ...immediately ok. Then MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER (MTCN)
We are just trying to work out some thing here ok...Don't worry , don't be angry any more ok.. Sir look the
10 digit MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER (MTCN) is the only way to pick up your payment better fast to the Padstow high street right now or the western union office where you send the money ok...Without that your payment can not be pick up here ..

Officially Closed by,

DG.CRP Pranay Sahay

Is he really saying that searching through trashcans on a town's high street is one of the options I shouldn't rule out?

From Lewis...

Lad wrote:

am trying to call you ..you call me now ...+91965xxxxxxx or please pick my calls now ..

From the Police of India...

Lad wrote:

ATTN: Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx

We receive your email and Note that paying money through western union money transfer is not like paying money to a bank account Ok...western union deals with 10 digit numbers ..soon as Mohammed Aisha get that 10 digit numbers then he can go to the Western union offer because that is the code he will show them here and they will give him the money here immediately Ok.

Officially Closed by,

DG.CRP Pranay Sahay

I think he's finally got it! Everything my character has been saying and acting under is the idea that he thinks WU is just like doing a bank-to-bank transfer. The Indian Police have eventually worked out that this is the impression my character has been working under. Well done to them! (Finally.)

In all the money-grabbing confusion, he remembers to send an email to my character's daughter. Or is that his new-found love interest? This is all very disturbing.

Lad wrote:

Hello Dxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx loveeee,

How are you doing today little angel Dxxxxxxx ? am very sorry that the India Police emailed you and i want you no that they have nothing going with you they and only our friend so don't be angry with me , please forgive me am sorry Ok..And dad told me u fall sick again today ...why .. am so sorry baby angel ..you will get fine by God grace ...

Thanks And God Bless.
MR LEWIS HARRY

I wrote:

SUBJECT: OMG BIG LOLS!!!!!!

mr lewissssssssss!!!!

how are you today? I am ok now but this morning i had the bigest shock of my life when i opened my box and saw something totaly unexpected. can you guess what it was mr lewis? you probly cant unless dad has already said what it was.
anyway it was an email from the police in india. i was like WTF?!?!?!?! at first and then i thouht maybe me or dad was involved in a crime or something and they were going to come and get us and this was n email saying to expect them or something like that. it frightend me mr lewis, it really scared me and made me shocked like ive never felt before EVER. i was shaking and i dont know what, and i even started to cry it was so horrible to think that the police in india might want to arrest me or dad or mabe both of us or something and then wed be in prison or fined or something. i was in a panic mr lewis, and dad had to come and calm me down and sing his calming songs to me and stroke my hair and stuff like mum used to and even then i didnt calm down becos i just kept thinking abt being in a police prison and being asked questions and stuff on things i dont know anything abt. it was horrible, mr lewis, totaly horrible.
but dad explained what it was and so i calmed down but i was still shaking for like hours and hours, and now i'm still feeling nervous and everything but im not shaking and im not scared anymore.
but thats not the real reason i am emailling you mr lewis. i want to show you what dad looked like a few minutes ago. its really funny! LOL! he put on the suit he got last year when he cleared away the wasps nest in our back garden. he only wore it once and i laughed till i was hurting when i saw him and hes put it on again and now he says hes going into town. WTF?!? hes going to walk around town looking like that??? OMG! im going to be so embarased, i wont be able to show my face at school next week if anyone at my school finds out about this. i dont know what hes doing but i wish he woudnt do it, its really silly. but its funny as well so thats why i took a picture i just didnt know he was goig to go outside and into town dressed like that. what do you think hes dressed up in all that protective suit thing for, mr lewis? did you tell him to do this? i hope not. or if you did i hope its for a really really good reason.

lotsa love,
XXX Dxxx XXX

I grab a picture of someone in a hazmat suit and quickly photoshop the face of my main character into the hood. It's not a great job but it's passable, and I attach it to the email above.

Lad wrote:

Good Day Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx.

I just call you now and it's like the network is very bad i can't hear what you where very well and please you have to try and send down an attach scan copy of the western union slip which they give to you in their office after you have finish making the payment yesterday so that Mohammed Aisha can be able to pick up your payment soon as he get the MTCN number . because that is the only code he can used in showing to the office here too and they will release the money to him . sure .

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr Lewis Harry.

Lad wrote:

SUBJECT: Re: LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ‏

Hello Dxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx loveeee,

Am doing fine my little angel Dxxxxxxx . HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHH LOL !! OMG very funny dad you got Dxxxxxxx ..HAHHAHHAHA ..well the suit is really looking nice on him Lol !! it's a very funny picture ..and the dressing really fit your dad .i love that . Lol !!

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated. love you more Dxxxxxxx.

Thanks And God Bless.
MR LEWIS HARRY

I wrote:

mr lewis!!!!!!!

i 'm glad you liked my picture of dad in his funny protection suit. but whys he got it on? he bought it last year so he could attack the wasps nest and not be stung by the wasps. it has a mask and even a thing so he can breath when the mask is on but he wasnt wearing it when i took the picture. he put the mask and the breather thing on when he left the house. wheres he going? he wouldnt say and he looked really serious like his face was all serious even tho he looks funny in the suit. did he says anything to you abt what he was doing? did you ask him to do this??? its weird. i hope he tells me when he comes back.
also i didn't reply to what you said abt my dancing picture. wow! mr lewis! do you think i look really nice and sexy? that makes me feel so nice and warm and lovely. no ones ever said that abt me. wow, it made me smile when i read it and even now i am smiling just thinking abt what you said abt me. how old are you mr lewis? i hope your not too old. i hope you dont mind me saying stuff like this mr lewis but............. hmmmm. i dunno. i dont even know if i shoud say this but yeah i will. would you ever want to be my boyfriend mr lewis? i mean, when i get better and if your not like really old and stuff? i know its weird and everything but i don't know, no one except dad has ever been this nice to me and it makes me feel good when i think abt you and your nice emails. sorry if this sounds too weird or strange or anything but i have to make a little confeshion to you mr lewis i have never had a boyfriend or anything becos my sickness. well its just that boys dont want to know abt me like that becos i cant walk proply and everything. that will change when iget my treatment but right now i cant and so my friends even my best friend jennifer has had a boyfriend and she says its greate and everthing but im just always forgoten abt and it sucks. do you know how i feel like? i bet you do becos your a really nice and understanding man mr lewis. i wish you were my boyfriend, just so i coud even know what it feels like. or maybe if your too old or you think im too young or something then maybe you have a son or someone who woud want to be? if hes anything like his dad then hes going to be great too and i will like him tons.
i dunno. i just wrote what im feeling right now. sorry if its too much mr lewis. sometimes this sickness is too much for me and i just cry and wish i was dead or something. its so unfair.

love,
XXX Dxxx XXX

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 2:36 pm

Final emails between daughter and Lewis for today. In real life, I'm off for an evening of boardgaming well into the early hours of Sunday morning so I expect there'll be a whole heap of emails from him and the Police of India when I come back. What fun!

Lad wrote:

Hello Dxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx loveeee,

I receive your email my lovely littel Dxxxxxxx .. i love to be your boyfirend but i have a wife and 2 kidds already boy call Kanel and a girl call Belly which i already told your dad abt it too , So what did you think Dxxxxxxx ? and he where also very happy for me and am 60 yrs old and what about you and your dad ? but i still looking very young and smate Lol !!! and as for your dad wearring funny protection suit i don't kown why he wear it but i think i kown why he is going out because regarding the payment he went and send yesterday and the western union give him a receipt and that receipt is very impotant and it's needed in here now so that the payment he went and send will be received and confirmed here and he told me that he has already trow away the receipt at the road side when he was coming home yesterday , and i think that is was making him go out side now ...i think he want to go and look for it ...because it's very much needed here , there is no way the payment he made can't be confrim until he send down the scan copy of the western union receipt to me Ok.

My lovely and sexy little Dxxxxxxx , for you telling me all this am also very happy and i feeling very good too you are a nice and lovely looking little angel ...Lol !!! and please don't you ever cry again , i don't like to see you crying and you will never die in Jesus name ! AMEN ! you are bless my angel .

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated. love you more Dxxxxxxx.

Thanks And God Bless.
MR LEWIS HARRY

I wrote:

mr lewis,

that makes me very sad when you say you are married and 60 and too old for me. i understand but it doesnt make my life any better. youve been really nice to me and you are so lovely and everything to me, its just so unfair. how old is your son? if you are so then you are abt the same age as my dad so mabe you have a son who is abt my age also? oh i hope so! that would be excelent! but i had beter not get too excited becos probly knowing my luck he will be just a little boy or maybe he'll be older and married and everything. mr lewis i am so sad right now, i am crying and dads not here and i dont know what to do. i hate my life and this sickness and all the world. everything excpet you and dad is horrible and unfair. do you know what i feel like? you probly do.
but omg! mr lewis, are you saying dad has gone out to look in the bins for some recipt? OH MY GOD! that is just crazy. i am definately going to be laughed at if anyone finds out abt this. this is just not happening, it cant be happening. my life is over, im sick of it all. i cantwrite any more, i just want to go and lie and on my bed and cry until i die.

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 3:46 pm

Lad wrote:

my lovely littel Dxxxxxxx [...] i love to be your boyfirend [...] My lovely and sexy little Dxxxxxxx [...] you are a nice and lovely looking little angel [...] Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated. love you more Dxxxxxxx.

Your lad scares me, Otter. Can I smack him?

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:41 pm

lad wrote:

but i still looking very young and smate

Count me in, Duckling and anyone.

WB, OF!

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 2:00 am

Duckling and TheFae: Yes, please!
However, the email I've just seen when I got back in tonight is the opening of another chapter of disturbing fun. I'll update this thread tomorrow...

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 9:35 am

Lad wrote:

Hello Dxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx loveeee,

I receive your email my lovely little Dxxxxxxx ..and i have just told my son about you and show him your pix wow you can't beleive me he is very much happy to know you and get married to you ...wow i was so surprise when he side so ? Lol !! i really think you will like him ? huh please don't cry until you die please my son is there for you ok...

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated. love you more Dxxxxxxx.

Thanks And God Bless.
MR LEWIS HARRY

His son instantly falls in love with her and wants to marry her? Um... okay. It does mean more time-wasting for this lad, though, as he'll be persuaded to create yet another email account to monitor and respond with.

Talking of which...

Lad wrote:

ATTN: Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx,

We never hear from you again and have you been able to go back to the westren union office again , then tell them you have lose the first paper they give you before that they should just give you the number's and make sure real collete the 10 digit MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER (MTCN) from them, Immediately you do then get back to us soon as possible . So that we can inform MR LEWIS HARRY to call Mr Mohammed Aisha's and tell me to take the 10 digit MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER (MTCN)to the western union in here and show them so that they will give him the payment OK. You try and get the number's because that is the only problem we see you are having now . so act very fast about it ...

Officially Closed by,

DG.CRP Pranay Sahay

Lad wrote:

Good Day Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx.

I was call your phone today just now but you never pick up my call , I Wishing you Happy Sunday and Happy New Month of Grace , Am just coming back from the church now and i pray for you and my lovely little Dxxxxxxx too ! by the way , how is she doing today ? hope she's well fine ? i just want to know the update regarding the western union receipt if you have go and collect it from their office again ? So your urgent reply are needed now so that tomorrow morning Monday we can confirm your payment soon as we get the 10 digit MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER (MTCN) from you . Please call me back . Thanks

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr Lewis Harry.
Tell: +91965xxxxxxx

I want a rest from this lad for at least a day. Although I always recommend leaving 24 hours before replying, this bait has only been going on for 8 days. The lad has replied to every one of my emails within 3 hours of my sending them, and just to see what would happen I decided to ignore my own advice and see if I could develop the same level of trust and connection that normally naturally happens when the 24-hour rule is applied and a bait ends up lasting months. Success? I think it is.
But yeah, a day off is needed.

I wrote:

Dear Lewis,

I received your email and was delighted to read it thoroughly. Thank you for asking about Dxxxxxxx.
But seriously, do you not respect the Sabbath and respect others who do? It's Sunday, and we should be resting, not slaving at toil and labour.
I will contact you Monday when this holy day is over.

regards,
Rxxxxxx

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:04 am

Otterfan wrote:

His son instantly falls in love with her and wants to marry her?

Five Mugulollars say we'll soon get a recording of a lad playing an underage kid who uses his dad's phone to call. Do you want me to take this further? He keeps asking about your daughter whenever he calls, so I could spin some stuff up.

Lad wrote:

I was call your phone today just now but you never pick up my call

Yeah, I wonder why he can't reach you at 22:30 just to ask if you received his email. That's when his latest call was made, GMT. Plus he lies since I already gave him his daily dose of my sweet quickly spoken and utterly broken English earlier. Rolling Eyes

Otterfan wrote:

But seriously, do you not respect the Sabbath and respect others who do? It's Sunday, and we should be resting, not slaving at toil and labour. I will contact you Monday when this holy day is over.

Good one. I asked him yesterday if he works on Saturdays (he didn't get it), so nice coincidence there.

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:11 am

Duckling wrote:

Five Mugulollars say we'll soon get a recording of a lad playing an underage kid who uses his dad's phone to call.

That would be so entertaining. I'll try to hint and prod him in that direction.

Duckling wrote:

Do you want me to take this further? He keeps asking about your daughter whenever he calls, so I could spin some stuff up.

Yes! Mention that she's overjoyed and happy and acting like a changed person with smiles and happiness radiating from her at all times. Or something along those lines. Anything to reinforce that a connection between those two characters is a good path for the lad to follow.

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:00 pm

I wrote:

mr lewisssssssssss!!

oh my FSM!!!!! your email was brilliant! does your son really think i'm nice and wants to marry me? really mr lewis? thats just brilliant!!!!
send me a picture of him straihtaway pls! i want to see him, i bet hes lovely. how old is he? i hope hes not too young or too old or anything. mr lewis i'm so exited!!!!!
i cant type for long becos dad is super religous and thinks sunday is all holy and special and everything. its just a nother day i think but he likes me to go to church with him. i hate it becos its boring and nonsense but i go anyway becos otherwise he woud be going by himself. so yeah he says its a holy day and we shoud just rest and do lazy stuff and not get all stressed or whatever.
send me the picture soon!!!!!
love,
XXX Dxxx XXX

Lewis stays silent for the rest of Sunday. Yes!

But on Monday he begins again...

Lad wrote:

Good Day Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx.

I receive your email and i will be awaiting the 10 digit MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER (MTCN) from you today and also make sure you scan the Western union slip/receipt along. Thanks

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr Lewis Harry.

I wrote:

Dear Lewis,

I went out to recover the Westernized Union receipt that I had thrown away after making the payment to Mohammed Aisha's account. It was a disgusting job because it had rained since then and so the trash in the bins was soaked, wet, all mushed up. Fortunately I had a protective suit I'd bought last year and so I wore that to protect me from any nasty stuff. It was still horrible, though. I couldn't find the receipt. I'm not even sure which bin I actually threw it into because it was something I just did unconsciously without taking much notice of it. I searched in all the bins I could find around the Westernized Union ofice but couldn't find it. What shall I do now, Lewis? You say this stupid number is important. Why is that? Can't Mohammed Aisha just go to his local Westernized Union office and ask to see what payments have gone into his account recently? If he is refusing to do this then I can only assume he has something to hide.

On a similar note, I must mention that over the past few days I have been plagued with offers a loan from the "Duncan Lawrie" loan company. The first email I received I just deleted. But since then I have gotten about six emails from the same people offering me a loan, and then to top the cake with icing and a cherry, this morning I got three calls on my private number from a sales person saying they represented the Duncan Lawrie loan company and asked me if I wanted a loan from them. Is this anything to do with you, Lewis? Is this perhaps a business over here in the UK that you are in a partnership with? They're based in the UK so perhaps it's something international thing you have going on. I'm getting quite annoyed with all of this pestering so if they are anything to do with you then please ask them to stop. Thanks.

regards,
Rxxxxxx

This "Duncan Lawrie" loan company really had sent me quite a few emails all looking like lad opening formats. Differently worded each time but all wanting me to reply to the same email address. No phone calls, however. That's just for Lewis's benefit.

Lad wrote:

Good Day Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx.

I receive your email and the constant there was noted by me, I want you to understand that i have nothing doing with all this Duncan Lawrie loan company please don't ever reply to them any more and first of all how did they get your email Id ? I told you before don't you reply or answer any calls from any body
apart from me Ok...Your already see that the India police has told you that am a well legit loan company and you also have my phone number, Please be very
careful on who ever is sending you email or calling you Ok...I promise to make sure i do my possible best that you get this very loan from my company all because of my lovely little Dxxxxxxx Ok..

And as for the Westernized Union receipt you thrown away i know you will never see that again in the road side, all you have to do now is for you to go to the
Western Union office where you went and make the payment tell them that you have lose the first receipt they gave to you before please that they should
check your record and give you the 10 digit MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER (MTCN) again , because without that there is no way Mohammed Aisha's can pick up the payment , please try and understand me for once let get your transaction finish today sir .. Please go back to the western union office and tell them now urgently and you have to also remember that you are doing all this because of my lovely little Dxxxxxxx. Ok..

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr Lewis Harry.

I wrote:

Lewis,

Thank you for your advice on this Duncan Lawrie loan company. They are really starting to annoy me greatly with emails and telephone calls. How did they get my details? I don't know! I just assumed that they were your UK partners and you had passed my details on to them. Is this not the case then? How annoying that they can do this to me.
As for the list of lenders that the Indian Police gave me, I have taken that list and printed it out and placed it beside my computer. However, that list is only for official lenders operating in India and nowhere else so this is why I didn't consider the Duncan Lawrie people to be false. If I had a list of official UK lenders then perhaps that would make me more knowledgable about whom to trust.

I will return to the Westernized Union office this afternoon after Dxxxxxxx and I have had lunch. As you say, that receipt is probably lost beyond all recovery now. I wish you had told me to keep it, I just didn't think it was important.
And you didn't explain why Mohammed Aisha can't simply walk into his bank and ask to see his account (to see my payment processed on Friday). Why can he not do this? Is he still refusing to do this? Force him to do it, Lewis! He might be your employee or even your friend but this is a life-and-death situation, as you pointed out, involving an innocent young girl.

I urge you to get his cooperation on this matter, Lewis. If you he refuses then threaten him that the police WILL be involved. (And this is no idle threat. I am ready to request the Police of India to start their investigations into this suspicious character.)

thanks,
Rxxxxxx

Lad wrote:

Good Day Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx.

Sir all you have to do now is for you to go to the Western Union office where you went and make the payment tell them the agent there that you have lose the first receipt they gave to you before , please that they should check your record and give you another receipt and the 10 digit MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER (MTCN) again , because western union payment is not like bank account and without the 10 digit MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER (MTCN) there is no way Mohammed Aisha's can pick up the payment , because the MTCN number is what he will be taking to the office here and show it to them Ok, please try and understand me for once let get your transaction finish today sir .. Please go back to the western union office agent and tell them now urgently and you have to also remember that you are doing all this because of my lovely little Dxxxxxxx. Ok..

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr Lewis Harry.

I wrote:

Lewis,

I understand you, sir, I understand completely that Mohammed Aisha is refusing to do this very simple thing, and that he is acting in a very suspicious manner.
If I go into my bank, I can go to the desk and ask to see a statement of my account. I will be handed a printout of all the payments that have gone in and come out of my account in the past month. WHY CAN MOHAMMED AISHA NOT DO THIS??? If I were there with him right now, I think I would be very close to using violence to make this man cooperate. He is playing a game with my daughter's life and I will not stand for it.

Rxxxxxx

I wrote:

Dear DG.CRP Pranay Sahay,

Good afternon to you, sir. I hope all is well with you and your department.

How is your investigation into Mr Mohammed Aisha going? I hope you have found something out about this man. He is continuing to refuse my friend, Lewis Harry of the Lewis Harry Financial Loan Company, to inspect Aisha's bank account, thus hiding the fact that I did indeed pay a required fee as requested. This fee is for a life-saving treatment for my daughter, and Mr Aisha's continued insubordination is delaying my daughter receiving her treatment. In effect, this Mr Aisha is killing my daughter. I want him arrested because he is clearly committing a crime here, which may escalate to murder if he is allowed to continue to behave in this manner. I urge you to take action and prevent the death of a beautiful young lady who is the most precious thing in my life.
Please, sir, take action.

thanks,
Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx

Lad wrote:

SUBJECT: Re: Don't You Understand Me For Once Sir ?

Good Day Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx.

Sir will you stop all this ? Don't you understand what i have been telling you since ? Not that Mohammed Aisha is refusing to go to the western office here ...but he have no 10 digit MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER (MTCN) or western union receipt/slip to show them in the office and i want you to also understand again and again that western union payment is not like a bank account payment Ok.. It's not an account Ok.

How did you want me to talk to you again Sir ? I have explain this issues to you time's to time's ...Just go and i have told you now and i promise you soon as you get the 10 digit MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER (MTCN) or western union receipt/slip every thing will be fine today ..Just believe my word and do as instructed Ok..Please all because of my lovely little Dxxxxxxx ..

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr Lewis Harry.

I think he's getting impatient and angry.

Lad wrote:

Good Day Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx.

Sir don't worry i have now inform the India Police right now about so called Duncan Lawrie" loan company, That said he is in the united kingdom and the India Police told me that they will try and look for how to contact the united kingdom police Ok, I think the united kingdom police will soon get in touch with you sooner , so you have to be expecting email from them any time Ok.

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr Lewis Harry.

He's going to set up a Hotmail account for the UK police? This is amazing.

I wrote:

Lewis,

I don't have your stupid number, okay? I don't believe Mohammed Aisha needs it, no matter what lies he is telling you. He is wasting time and killing my Dxxxxxxx. Where does he live? I want to go and visit him and make him understand that he is not going to take this money and make my Dxxxxxxx suffer because of his greed.
Tell me Mohammed Aisha's address and I will book myself on a flight over there right now to sort this criminal out myself. He is going to regret messing with me and my family.

I wrote:

Lewis,

I am getting in contact with the Duncan Lawrie loan company to see about getting my loan from them. I do not trust this Mohammed Aisha man who is working for you. He is acting like a criminal of the lowest kind and if you continue to keep him on as an employee of your company then I have no option but to look elsewhere for my loan. This is unfortunate but you must look at the facts and the evidence here and see that Mohammed Aisha is not a trustworthy man. He is hiding his account transactions from you for a reason.

regards,
Rxxxxxx

Lad wrote:

Good Day Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx.

Sir you first of all get the 10 digit MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER (MTCN) and you will understand what am tell you about. please go to the west ion union office now and collect the number from them Ok.

No body is messing up with my lovely Dxxxxxxx life OK..

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr Lewis Harry.

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:15 pm

Quote:

(1) Name: Mr Wee Of Wee Loan Company.

(10)Weng Funlee Of Weng Loan Company.

Pure gold ... Laughing

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:25 pm

wowwow wrote:

Pure gold

As firehouse5 says, they don't even sound Indian at all, either!

I can't wait for his UK Police email. I hope that lists the 10 approved UK loan companies.

EDIT: Lewis comes up with the goods!

I wrote:

Lewis,

I will leave now to ask the Westernized Union people about getting this stupid number for you. But please understand that I am doing this only because I respect you and not because Mohammed Aisha is insisting I get it. In fact, by the time I return with the stupid number, I want to see an email saying you have sacked Mohammed Aisha for being a criminal who is getting investigated by the Police of India for attempted murder.

I also have not heard from the UK Police yet so if you have not rid yourself of that Mohammed Aisha pest then I will contact the Duncan Lawrie loan company and see what their rates of interest and conditions of loan are, and if they are favourable then I will seek to get the funding for Dxxxxxxx's treatment from them.

You know what to do, Lewis. I hope you can do it swiftly.

thank you,
Rxxxxxx

Lad wrote:

Good Day Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx.

Sir not about you don't trust this Mohammed Aisha , you first off all get the MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER (MTCN) and the western union receipt/silp first and after your payment will be confirmed and you shall receive your loan from my company sir ...i promise you this and if you did not get your loan from my company i am ready to pay you back all the money you have spent in this transfer all because of my lovely little Dxxxxxxx ..

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr Lewis Harry.

And here it is, an email from the UK Police!
Actually, it's from the "UNITED KINGDOM POLICE FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION" whose email address is <[email protected]>.
As with the Indian Police email, it is formatted with differently coloured and sized text and indents and centering and all the bells and whistles that prove this is official.

Lad wrote:

UNITED KINGDOM POLICE FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION
ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIMES COMMISSION
49 Featherstone Street LONDON EC1Y 8SY UNITED KINGDOM
State: England
Country: United Kingdom
Email: [email protected]
Motto: No Body is Above the Law
FROM THE DESK OF: MINISTER DAMIAN GREEN

ATTN: EVERYONE:

We understand that you are checking out several loan offers made on the internet from our verifications on the internet because this is the Economic and financial crimes commission of United Kingdom and we are commissioned in United Kingdom to fight against crime and fraud on the internet.

BELOW ARE THE NAME'S OF MOST LEGIT LOAN LENDER WE HAVE IN UNITED KINGDOM.

1.) MISS BACKER KEN LOAN OFFICE
2.) MR KELLY DOM LOAN COMPANY
3.) MR GODDAM LOAN FIRM COMPANY
4.) MISS JACKSON WILIER LOAN COMPANY

Thanks,
District Officer On Crime,
Economic And financial crimes commission.
49 Featherstone Street LONDON EC1Y 8SY UNITED KINGDOM

Lad wrote:

Good Day Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx.

Ok but Please make sure you tell them the full meaning of the number is 10 digit MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER ( MTCN ) and also ask for the western union receipt / slip , and you will see what am taking about here Ok. ..Please believe me i love my lovely little Dxxxxxxx so i want her to get well and be ok...I don't want any thing to happen to her ...i swear with my life , i have little girl like her too Ok..So we are both one . Soon as you get the details from them , don't forget to attach it to my email Ok.

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr Lewis Harry.

The Indian Police also contact me...

Lad wrote:

ATTN: Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx,

We receive your email and yes we are working on Mr Mohammed Aisha's action but first you collect the 10 digit MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER (MTCN) and the western union receipt/silp and send it to us, so that our investigation can be well understand on Mr Mohammed Aisha's today because the details which you will bring for the Western union and We well show them here so that they will give him the payment OK. You try and get the number's because that is the only problem we see you are having now Mr Mohammed Aisha's.

Officially Closed by,

DG.CRP Pranay Sahay

And daughter gets some pictures!
I won't attach them here as they clearly show two young people who most likely are ITPs completely unrelated to the lad. The girl especially looks like she's anywhere between 15 and 20, and the boy could be the same age, maybe a year or two older.

Lad wrote:

Hello Dxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx loveeee,

I receive your email my lovely little Dxxxxxxx ..how are you doing today ? Hope you sleep well fine and had a sweet dream ! you can see kanel picture ..and he's 20yr old only ..

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated. love you more Dxxxxxxx.

Thanks And God Bless.
MR LEWIS HARRY

Attached is a picture showing a late-teenage male (might be 18 or just over, but it's impossible to tell for sure).

Lad wrote:

Kanel and Belly

Attached is a picture of a late-teenage male who might be the same boy (it's difficult to say for 100% sure because in the first picture he's wearing dark sunglasses) but from the shape of his face, hairstyle, and general stance I'd say it's the same person.
This second picture also has a younger (as I said, by about a year or two) teenage girl in a posing-in-a-fun-way-for-the-camera sort of stance. They're in a room with a TV and a sofa and chairs, and there's someone sitting on one of the chairs but the picture has been cropped so only the legs are showing.

I wrote:

OMG mr lewis!!!!!!

Kamel is so hot! He's gorgous! i'm in love with him! wowowowow! i am so happy mr lewis, so happy i would sing and jump around if my legs werent so sore!!!
wow i cant believe he would look so lovely. and also belly looks pretty too. tell her i said so ok? you shoud be really proud of your son and daughter they look like really nice people and i can tell they are brilliant. this is so good i am smiling all the time.
in the first pic i see kanel is wearing a pink floyd tshirt. does he like pink floyd? thats so cool if he does becos i do aswell. all my friends think im silly for liking pink floyd and they say its old ppl's music and eveything but i dont care becos its really good i like listening to it. ask kanel what his favourite pf album is ok? mines wish you were here. its brilliant and ive probly listened to it like maybe a hundred times its that good.
does kanel have his own email address? id love to talk to him at his own email address. ask him pls ok? im just so happy! hes just perfect mr lewis. you have made me really happy.

lots and lots of love,
XXX Dxxx XXX

Lad wrote:

Hello Dxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx loveeee,

I receive your email my lovely little Dxxxxxxx ..yes wow you really like him ? yes it's true Kanel is so hot! He's gorgeous! i believe that and don't worry when is
back from school i will tell him to give he his own email address and i will send it to you soon as possible Ok.. And please Dxxxxxxx do this favor for me ...your
Dad is telling me today that is going to get loan from another company and am not really happy , am so sad Dxxxxxxx i must tell you, All i want you to tell him is If he did not get loan from my company MR LEWIS HARRY that you will also not be happy with him too and no matter what, that he should get the loan from only my company no other ease and you will be happy with him Ok..Please help tell him your mind Ok.. Lol !!! And yes he like pink floyd tshirt ,, Yes i know have made you really happy and that is what i always want to see you happy because i love you so much and are my world, my heart , everything ok...Send me more of your lovely picture now ..so that i can show it to Kanel too and i am sure that he will also be so happy to see it also .Lol !!!! HAHHAHAHAHA.

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated. love you more Dxxxxxxx.

Thanks And God Bless.
MR LEWIS HARRY

He is, he's really going to set up another email account for another character in this farce. I'm not complaining!

I wrote:

Lewis,

I have returned from the Westernized Union office. Up until I closed my front door, I was certain that I was going to ask you to cancel our agreement and I was going to contact the Duncan Lawrie loan people to get the loan from them instead. Their rates were very good and the conditions were agreeable to my circumstances. However, when I got in Dxxxxxxx launched herself at me and bombarded me with pleading, saying that I should stay with the Lewis Harry Loan Company and not abandon your company and... and so on. When I promised that I would think about it, she stopped beseeching me with her pleas and I managed to get from her some information that made me understand why she was so determined to stand up for you and your company. Apparently your son is taking an interest in her? Is this so? I don't want to play the over-protective father in this matter so I will merely ask if you agree to this situation. I will respect your opinion. Do you think it will end well for all concerned, or will there be unavoidable heartache in the future? Please let me know what you think.

Now, why was I determined to transfer my business to another company? Because the people at the Westernized Union office gave me an absolute mountain of forms to fill in just to get your stupid number back. "Security reasons" they said. I pleaded, I explained it was for a life-saving treatment for a wonderful girl, they just wouldn't listen. So I sat down and completed all the forms I was given. I think there must have been close to 20 pages of forms to fill in, it was ridiculous. And that's not all. There is also a form for Mohammed Aisha, the named receiver, to fill in, too. I have scanned it and attached it to this email. Please get him to fill in the attached form and return it to me as soon as he can. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. The Westernized Union people will not release that number until I have handed Mohammed Aisha's form in to them and they have checked his answers. TELL HIM TO DO THIS FORM WITHOUT DELAY. If he does delay then I will again suspect he is playing with us and I would urge you to take drastic actions and punish him. But this is a second chance for him to redeem himself. I hope he takes it.

thanks,
Rxxxxxx

I attach a WU Security Form that I had hanging around in my baiting directory.

I wrote:

OMG mr lewis!!!!!

when dad got home i begged and begged and begged him not to go anywhere else like you said he might. i think i made him change his mind but i also had to say that one of the reasons is becos i dont want you to be angry or dsiapointed with us and stop kanel from writing to me and being my boyfriend. is it ok tht i told dad abt kanel wanting to be my boyfriend? i hope its ok with you. hes going to find out anyway so you know.
i cant wait for kanels email address so i can write direct to him. i bet he writes well and uses nice words and everything.
i have attatched a pic to this email. it is my school photo what we had done by a proper photographer. this was done back in april. i hope you and kanel like it.
did you tell belly that i think shes really pretty? she is! she's a good looking girl and looks really nice speshially in that outfit. shes got good taste and style!
thanks for everything you are doing for us mr lewis. you are my hero and always will be.

lots of love,
XXX Dxxx XXX

Lad wrote:

Good Day Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx.

I receive your email and sir you are the sender's of the money you are the one that will fill the form and return it back to the Western Union people Ok .

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr Lewis Harry.

No surprise there.

I wrote:

Lewis,

I have filled in MY forms when I was at the Westernized Union office. It took me a long time but I got them done. The receiver, this Mohammed Aisha of yours, also has to fill in a form, too. It's not nearly as long as the one I had to do so please get him to complete it as soon as he can. Dxxxxxxx's life is hanging in the balance here and I will not suffer any more delays from this man.

Rxxxxxx

I wrote:

Lewis,

Keep this in mind: My business with you is entirely reliant on Mohammed Aisha doing what he is told. If he causes delays, upsets, or inconvenience then I will have no choice but to go elsewhere. I will withdraw my £1288 from the Westernized Union account and contact the Duncan Lawrie people to get my loan from them. With this in mind, I feel it is in your best interests to make sure you take no nonsense from that man.

regards,
Rxxxxxx

A thank-you note to the UK Police thanking them for their wonderful email is in order. (It did give me a good laugh, after all.)

I wrote:

Dear Sirs,

Thank you for your informative and useful email. I have made a note of the names it contained.
I also notice that there is no mention of the Duncan Lawrie loan company. What is their status in the UK? Do you have a file on them, and if so can you tell me what you would advice about seeking their professional services?
Please advise.

law-abidingly yours,
Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx

Lad wrote:

Good Day Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx.

Sir i will better advice to go and collect the money back from the western union people and tell them they should cancel the sending of the money Ok...All this is all your fourth because you never keep the western union receipt/slip , why will you throw away a hole receipt that is very important just like that ? Then after you have collect the money from them , Then i will send you another agent name to make the payment in a deference western union office not that same one Ok ......Not Mohammed Aisha name again Ok...

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr Lewis Harry.

*sigh* Lazy lad!

I wrote:

Lewis

I can't believe you are telling me to do this!
So all my searching in bins yesterday was for nothing?
All that time we spent waiting for Mohammed Aisha to get his fat arse into gear was for nothing?
All the hours I spent filling forms at the Westernized Union office today was for nothing?
All the pleading and demeaning herself that Dxxxxxxx did this evening to make me stay with this Aisha fellow was for nothing?

Do you think our time is expendable? We are only here for a short duration and time is not to be thrown away so carelessly and without regard.
We are so close and I sense the hand of Mohammed Aisha in this new delay. It stinks of his style. He has done nothing but delay, delay, delay, and now he is walking away from his mess with a smile on his face and is completely unpunished for all the stress and bad feelings he has caused?

Lewis, this is not how righteous men act.
Demand that he pay his penance and FORCE him to complete that form. I will not see all this time we have spent go to waste like this.

(And you never told me to keep the Westernized Union receipt. I don't like pointing the blame finger but if anyone should receive it then it is you for not telling me to keep that damnable receipt.)

Rxxxxxx

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 5:51 pm

So far, 121 emails have passed between Lewis & Co and my two characters in the space of 9 days.

This is exhausting. I hope he's feeling at least the same level of fatigue.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 17 Aug 2013 Posts: 3

This bait gets better and better. Great job!

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:02 pm

Thanks, Hansgrohe!

Lad wrote:

Good Day Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx.

Sir please stop saying i did not tell you to keep the receipt ...below is what i told you ...check it out and say the true ...please ..

Once this payment is made, I do want you to try and send me the following details for the pick up of the payment also with the scan copy of the western union slip/receipt.

Sender's Name:
Sender’s Country:
Senders City:
MTCN# 10 digits:

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr Lewis Harry.

Fair enough, Lewis, you did say I should keep the receipt. Or at least imply I should keep it so that I could scan it for you.

I wrote:

Lewis,

Thank you for copying that email to me.
I am an honest enough man that I will admit when I made a mistake when it is pointed out to me, and here I am admitting that I made a mistake now that I see your email again. I honestly could not remember you telling me to keep the receipt. Believe me, if I knew it was so important and I had noted your instructions to keep it, I would have kept it. Have I not complied with your instructions so far? Don't think that I am being devious or have evil intentions in mind just because I made an error and did not appreciate how important this scrappy bit of paper was. Why would I? This is Dxxxxxxx's life here and I would not mess with it deliberately. Unlike Mohammed Aisha who I notice has still not completed the form. This is all we are waiting for: Mohammed Aisha to complete a very simple form. I have already completely one like it (mine was actually a lot more complicated). Get this Mohammed Aisha to look at a picture of Dxxxxxxx and tell him that this sweet innocent girl's life is in jeopardy if he continues his lazy ways.
In fact, all he has to do is sign the damn thing! YOU, Lewis, could complete the questions, just as long as it has Mohammed Aisha's signature on it, that's all that really matters, I'm sure of it.

Now come on, Lewis, stop playing the Blame Game (which I am not interested in doing any more) and get doing some professional action. Do all your customers receive this sloppy service when Mohammed Aisha is involved? I am surprised the Indian Police hold your company in high regard if everyone experiences Mohammed Aisha's appalling behaviour.

regards,
Rxxxxxx

Lad wrote:

Good Day Rxxxxxx xxxxxxxx.

Sir now i will fired Mohammed Aisha out of my office he will not work with me again ok ...As for Duncan Lawrie loan people this are not real company they just want to scam your money and run away ...you want to go and get a loan from look , Don't you receive email for the United Kingdom Police ? Because The India Police have inform them to send you as email ...please check your email very well ok.. Just do as i told you ..go and collect the money back from the western union people and i will send you another new name to make payment in another western union office and i promise you thing will work out fine this time Ok...Believe me sir ..

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr Lewis Harry.

I wrote:

Lewis,

Hallelujah and praise the almighty Lord our God! I think you have made a good move by firing that Mohammed Aisha. You don't know how relieved I feel now that I know he will no longer be working for your esteemed company. Trust me, Lewis, he would only have brought your company's reputation down to the gutter where his type live and breed like worms and cockroaches.

It will delay Dxxxxxxx getting her treatment for a little longer but I will have to go and get the £1288 back from the Westernized Union office when it opens tomorrow.

Your advice about the Duncan Lawrie loan people is interesting. How does that work? I don't quite understand how they would steal my money. After all, I thought they would be giving ME money so how do they steal mine? Can you explain how this works so I don't fall victim to their tricks in the future? How do they get my money in the first place? This is very confusing but you seem to know more about it so I look forward to you explaining it to me.
And I did get an email from the UK Police, from their EFCC division. It didn't list the Duncan Lawrie loan people but it also didn't say they were evil. I replied and thanked them for their assistance and asked what their opinion of that loan company is, but they have not replied yet.

thank you,
Rxxxxxx

Lad, to daughter, wrote:

Hello Dxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx loveeee,

I receive your email my lovely little Dxxxxxxx . Thank you very much for helping me beg your dad and yes i told belly that you like her too ..she was also very much happy ..and i love your picture belly love it too and with kanel ...i will get back to you with kanel email very soon ok...i want him to finish eating first ...

Your swift Response to this mail will be highly appreciated. love you more Dxxxxxxx.

Thanks And God Bless.
MR LEWIS HARRY

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