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Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:56 am

I'm sitting here having a laugh at my newest lad. This one's going to be a whole new kind of bizarre, I think. He's been hammering away at me to get my bank account and ID scan and I've been doing the "pompous ass" routine telling him of the dangers of the internet and how the information I gave him is enough to get the "magistrate" to draw up the papers.

(We've been banging each other's heads over this for so long that he ditched the script before he even asked for the fee for the papers. Hehe.)

So now, in a flash of insight, he told me the only way to do such a thing is to bribe the judge. My answer:

"I'd rather bribe an official than have my identity and considerable wealth stolen, yes. It wouldn't be the first time that waving money at a judge or a politician changed the rules in my favor. Sometimes that's how the world works."

I got a reply to THAT one in seconds. "Considerable wealth" and a willingness to bend the rules has him WAY into this one. Once the damage is done, the piggies are won and the lad is reduced to a pile of pudding, I'll put it all together. What a gem this lad is turning out to be!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:31 am

Sometimes lads like to work with "people who think like they do."
Call him "my brother," and you will really suck him in tightly. Smile

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 7:15 pm

Hehe, you're on the right track there. He is now referring to me as his "dear friend" and, from time to time, I call him "partner".

This hook is nice and deep.

Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 10:09 pm

Yup, this is my kind of criminal. The Evil Attorney has seized control of the situation and the lad's not even trying to keep up the facade of the "transaction". He's already given me his cell number (I won't give him mine, we need to build a "level of trust" first) and wants to known the details of the con on poor Lou.

It's truly amazing that it took a YEAR to get to this point.

Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 10:38 pm

He's thinking: finally! Finally this guy will pay me!

Heh heh Very Happy

Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 12:45 am

Got him...he's now following my instructions to get the con going. Time for the Evil Attorney to do his thing.

Oddly, this lad is very articulate, types in perfect English (with punctuation!) and seems to be pretty sharp. Given the writing styles through the life of this bait, I'm reasonably certain this is the third lad to reply to me.

Persistent little guy(s).

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2012 Posts: 616

The lad clueing in on you being willing to bend the rules and have significant access to money is a great thing.

My triple safari was a direct result of the lad thinking that I was stealing from my company to pay him. Then he asked for $250,000...

Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 5:26 pm

One of my characters accidentally killed off a rich boyfriend with an overdose of cocaine, champagne and Viagra. It worked out OK as his PIN numbers were all the same and the character was able to withdraw $1,600.00 a day.

Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 2:03 am

Snicker...he thinks the Evil Attorney is going to hit poor addled Lou up for an "Import Tax" (5%) and Hawaii's infamous General Excise Tax (4.5%). Since the lad was "promised" half for all his efforts, he thinks there's $500,000 headed his way soon.

You can hear the drool hitting the floor from here.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 23 Jul 2012 Posts: 27

A lad contacted me on Netlog

Hello?how are you doing today,your picture caught my attention so I had to the spare the time to write you.I wish to know you as I am a loyal person to the extreme.I love meeting people to explore.can I get to be a friend..my name is marcus .
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He's going to explore me

,bottle of wine and dinner first Dancing Banana

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 7:20 pm

Ah, the monster chop has hit. The attorney hijacked the "victim's" email, the lad insisted on the first payday before he moved forward, the attorney took over the whole con and the lad got nothing.

Except a bank statement from the attorney showing a deposit of over $1M.

The lad has deteriorated from complete sentences to "go and die" and "fuck off" and the like. Once he's completely done I'll publish it...he's a keeper.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 02 Aug 2013 Posts: 59

I think I am going to have to steal your evil attorney for one of my characters. Need some spice in my bait soup. Beautiful idea.

Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 10:20 am

Excellent work on the dollah chop, Lou. I really like the bank statement as evidence . Excuse me while I go fake one up...

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