How to mess up a safari (PIGBOI ON SAFARI)

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Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 10:22 pm

This is the beginning of a possible safari. But before your lad embark on the safari there is always a nagging feeling "will he go". Sometimes you are so sure that you thinking of adding your new pith in your siggy before the safari, whereas sometimes you are highly unsure, even downright skeptical. This is one of those safaris.

I have done all the needed things and many things are working in my favor. I have flashed an Abidjan number in his phone so he think that i am at the destination. The lad is is hooked and have been with me for over two years to and from. And i have gotten a good baiter to work with me, Dharma is playing Alois on the phone.

But...

This lad is special. This lad is Pigboi.

And that kind of turn the tables a bit. He have been in my care ever since i got him convinced him that i am working with the Russian Secret Service, the FSB.

Since then he has:

Screwed a possible safari to Ghana when he wanted a last minute "mobilization fee"

Screwed up a photo shot opportunity to take candid photos of a military airport for the Russians.

Botched a photo shot of John Okei, the Dane's goat milk lad (they live in the same city). Pigboi was asked to take photos of John's house and himself. But instead he claimed to have gone inside John's house and taken photos of his computer, and he sent me the photo. Only thing is that it was Pigbois email and i could see Nailgunners baiting character on the photo and NG was baiting Pigboi at the time. Needless to say, i slapped the shit out of him,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRg4DlWoxUc

He relocated to Ghana for some reason and begged for money, pledged his willingness to work. I told him to excavate NN's hidden treasure an he was silent for a month. Then he asked for work again. I asked about the buried treasure and he said that he tried but the locals "was hostile".

The thing is that he will promise things and say that he will do it, but he will always disappoint you in some way in the end. In the years i have baited him i have never once gotten him to do anything useful. He is a total and utter fuck up, but he have been fun to bait nonetheless. I hate him with a vengeance and would love to safari him.

When i realized that he would never do anything for Bob i got him to anther character living in Abidjan promising Pigboi work at the harbor. Pigboi promised to go and he said that he will arrive this weekend and that he will take up his new job this Monday. He even sent me his passport.

I wrote "Used by a scammer" and reposted this image.
Connie

So the things that point towards the safari is the by all accounts real passport and the fact that he called his old friend Bob just to thank him for the contact he was given.

But still, he is Pigboi who is a compulsive liar and promise gold and deliver shit on a regular basis.

My experience with safaris tell me that he will go, but my experience with Pigboi tell me that he will find a way to botch this, i just don't know how he will do it yet.

So the question very much remain, will he travel?

ETA: Thanks Connie, i forgot.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 11:18 pm

this is really the summer of the safari. I can't believe how many lads have been sent on jaunts around the UK and Africa, let alone the epics under log-in.

If there's any justice, he will travel. You've put up with enough.

Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 3:42 pm

Well,I'm glad to inform you that the fool has MADE IT safely Mr. Green

He called me today from his Ivory Coast number.
I will call him later when I get back!

Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 4:07 pm

WHAT!!!

I'm going out dancing.

Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 4:12 pm

Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 8:10 pm

Have fun putting him through hell.

Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 8:10 am

A group of drunk Germans called him last night to insure that he's happy in his nice safari Mr. Green

He was told to text his address and someone today will pick him up.
The poor idiot sent this SMS:

Quote:

SIR, THE HOTEL NAME IS ************** ADDRESS IS 01 BP **** ABIDJAN 01 ROOM 203

His number and the hotel address have been sent to the big bastaaa known as Dr Mike. I will be travelling all day and won't be able to call him till late this night.

Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:42 am

I can't believe this creep actually traveled after all the FAILs! Gratz!

Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 11:07 am

This lad is now waiting at the hotel and he called Dharma desperate for some news as he need to check out at noon.
Hopefully he will wait till later this afternoon when Dharma and I will call him with some bad news. Sadly Alois will be stuck in San Pedro some 200 miles further west.
I hate this lad as stated before and i cant wait to hear him suffer on the phone.

This is btw the 40th lad or set of lads that have the pleasure to travel with Dr Mike & Accociates. I have had safaris coming out of my ass lately, much thanks to SOOI actually.

Oh, he just called Bob, his old contact with the FSB, i should perhaps call him back.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 30 Mar 2012 Posts: 947

Dr. Safari wrote:

I hate this lad as stated before and i cant wait to hear him suffer on the phone.

If only every Monday could start out with news this good. Well done Dr. Mike and Dharma! clapping

Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 6:48 pm

Dr Safari, how nice of you. Smile

After my broda in crime, Dharma came home we called the lad with some bad news. He would either have to suck it in and wait for a few days in Abidjan or he would have to come to a place called San Pedro. Of course he like all lads bitched that it is really really far to San Pedro and being Pigboi he whined a bit extra. But perhaps that is just my burning hatred telling me so. Anyways, we did call him and he was less than pleased with the news.
Listen for yourselves, first call is from Alois (Dharma) and the second one is from Bob (me).

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/0CwqL8Yq/2255665xxxx_07_27_PM_Monday_05.html?

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/aWgkNyrr/Conference_Call_08_04_PM_Monda.html?

We called him once more and he have problem getting a cap that takes credit as allegedly he is out of cash. That is probably a lie but it does sound sweet. And according to him he feels that two days hanging around in Abidjan is the better choice. And if he want to do that then that is his choice. We will try get him onward tomorrow. But at least a few days suffering in the streets of Abidjan will give some nice audio when he tell us all about his suffering.

Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 7:25 pm

Nice job!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Aug 2006 Posts: 577

Dr. Mike:

"I hate him with a vengeance and would love to safari him"

Quite Excellent!

Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 4:49 am

"I don't have the money"..."I can get a cab."
Twisted Evil

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2012 Posts: 616

congratulations on finally "mobilizing" Pigboi Very Happy

Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:09 am

Top work. A night on the streets of Abidjan Thumbs up

Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 12:48 pm

I'm overjoyed to read of Pig Boi's surfering. He has been a constant pest to us by previously steadfastly refusing to safari or indeed do anything worthwhile except get a rather small tattoo. For the history behind this chap have a dig back through the fossil record in HH&T to about two years ago; he was a (useless) romance scammer with a propensity for sending gross naked pictures at the slightest provocation. He has also tried scrap metal formats and, of all things, plastic recycling as a lure for "investment". Happily for the world there is more brain in a ball of wool and his efforts seem to have gone unrewarded. Great result from Dr Mike and the team, I look forward to hearing of further adventures from our new man in Abidjan Very Happy

Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 2:48 pm

Thanks and a good summary of Pigboi.

I can happily announce that Pigboi slept outside last night and that he is broke. At least if his word is to be trusted, which it probably isn't.
But still, it might be true and that is comforting.

Sadly it doesn't look like he is going to San Pedro, which isn't that surprising as he is a fuck up without end.

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/bKsxG0Ip/Conference_Call_11_32_AM_Tuesd.html?

Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:02 pm

Last SMS from the idiot:

Quote:

Sir I spoke with the guy about taking his number so you can talk with him he refuse, he said you should D send money thru west union to me frm san pedro to Abidjan. The hotel name is ******, pls do something so I don’t have to sleep outside

Let him enjoy the night in Abidjan's streets and tomorrow he'll be sorted Laughing

Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 9:18 pm

Our lad is starting to suffer in Abidjan now, you can hear that in his voice. He is according to himself in debt to a hotel by 16,000 CFA which is about 30$. And still no sign of Alois coming to rescue him.

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/pcHR5jWL/Conference_Call_02_29_PM_Frida.html?

Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2013 10:33 am

Well done with your stredded lad. The phone calls are great, and keep the lad hooked. I can't see him getting his bag back from the hotel anytime soon.

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 2:47 pm

"Stay in there trooper"

Laughing

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