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Lehigh Guy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
Posts: 778
Location: Somewhere under the rainbow
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Mon Jul 29, 2013 2:16 pm |
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Well, I just had a pair of lads offer me billions!
Of the two the best one in terms of lunacy is the ATM card scammer. He wants to send me a billion dollars--apparently for no reason at all--just because, as far as I can tell. My own ATM has a $200 per day withdraw limit. could you imagine how long it would take to withdraw a billion dollars from an ATM?
1,000,000,000 / 200 = 5,000,000 separate withdraws in as many days.
5 million days = 13,698.6 years!
These are my first to hit that astounding mark. My hope is that it is a sign of desperation and acute overcrowding of the cafes. Lads are trying to out-do each other as more get into the "business" and most of them use the same five formats. The only thing these new guys know how to adjust to try to make their scams seem more attractive is to pump up the offer.
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Duckling
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Joined: 13 Jul 2013
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Location: Not quite there yet
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Mon Jul 29, 2013 2:28 pm |
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Methinks we should help our dear friends and give them some new formats to complement their five. I think I still have my Golden Derriere script stored somewhere... |
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