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Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:25 pm

Slaphappy asked me to post this one :

Authentication-Results: mta1348.mail.ne1.yahoo.com from=yahoo.com.ph; domainkeys=neutral (no sig); from=yahoo.com.ph; dkim=neutral (no sig)
Received: from 127.0.0.1 (EHLO sinfinder.com) (173.226.116.12)
by mta1348.mail.ne1.yahoo.com with SMTP; Wed, 17 Jul 2013 12:18:16 +0000
X-Default-Received-SPF: pass (skip=loggedin (res=PASS)) x-ip-name=41.211.194.65;
Reply-To: <[email protected]>
From: "Mr. Jack"<[email protected]>
Subject: Watch Your Back

Am i am a professional hired killer

You don't know me but I know you

Because I am paid to kill you, And your family

Everything about you I have been told this is

What I do for a living There is only one way you can help yourself if
you want to live again that Is why am WRITING YOU?
Note: Do not involve the police Or let any one know about this, If you
do I have no choice but kill you Don’t be surprise why am letting you
know I want to help you if you will co-operate with me Contact my
email if you want to live But if you don't have respect 4 life, be
prepare to dance to the music Of the dead. I am very sorry for you; it
is a pity that this is how Your life is going to end as soon as you
don't comply. As you can see There is no need for me introducing
myself to you because I don't have Any business with you, my duty as I
am mailing you now is just to (KILL YOU) and I have to do it as I have
already been paid for that. Someone you call a Friend wants you dead
by all means, and the person Have spent a lot of money on this, the
person also came to me And told me that he wanted you dead and he
provided us with Your name, picture and other necessary information we
needed about You. So I have sent my men to track you down in Location
and them Have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the
operation On you, and they have done that but I told them not to kill
you that I Will like to contact you and see if your life is Important
to you or Not. Since we have find out that you are innocent. I called
my client back and ask him of your email address which I Didn’t tell
him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and I Am using it
to contact you now. As I am writing to you now my men are Monitoring
you and they are telling me everything about you.Now do you want to
LIVE OR DIE? As someone has paid us to kill you.Get back to me
immediately when you get this mail.

WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELLING ANYONE,
OR ELSE I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, IN CASE I NOTICE SOMETHING
FUNNY. GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY.

Please feel free to extend your love to him.

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:34 pm

These are still circling around? You'd think the attention they get would discourage them a little. Not that I mind again giving him some. Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

ahh bounced
*edit*
the one with 11 in the email addy works

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:08 pm

At least this one doesn't send Eagles to poo on your vehicle.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:31 pm

Enjoy this small boi. Noobies, jump on him too. Everyone needs to break a hitlad at least once in their baiting career. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:39 pm

I miss my hitlads. They were some of the funniest idiots I've ever played with. The baits were never long, piggies were tough to get, but a whole lot of laughs.

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 11:46 pm

Trucker John has joined the Good Fight:

Quote:

Hey there Mr. Jack,

Whoa there just a second there Good Buddy. I ain't done nobody wrong
no how so how is it you wants me dead? I'm figuring this is some
sorts of joke but don'ts like being scared neither no how if you be
getting me?

I gots my ears on,

Elite Baiter Joined: 10 Mar 2013 Posts: 1482

I'm in.

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 12:54 am

I keep getting my reply back as undeliverable..double checked the addy, tried it twice...bummer...I wanted to try this one

EDIT: There's 2 email addresses there...use the "Reply To"...

Problem solved...thanks Oscar

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:44 am

Excellent!Nothing I like better than nice fresh hitlad. They tend to burn out pretty fast,but it is fun while they last Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:26 pm

Anybody got a reply from him yet Confused

Elite Baiter Joined: 10 Mar 2013 Posts: 1482

nope

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 1:23 pm

E-mail sent.

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:28 pm

My all-time favorite bait was a hitlad. He was easily the best entertainment value.

Anyone have any luck with this guy?

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2010 Posts: 82

Esox lucius wrote:

Anybody got a reply from him yet Confused

Nope

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:11 pm

After 9 days Hitman Jack replies...

Quote:

it is one man that is in African that wants to stop you from getting your heritage Fund from the United Nation/ Nigerian Government for all scam victim which you are one and he said that if i kill you that he will give me 20% of the money.

Now i want you to know that he gave me all your details with your passport, but i have know that you are a nice person that's why i contacted you.

First of all we have to get raid of this person that paid me to kill you and then i will let you know the next plan

Play is resumed Smile

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:20 pm

Got the same response. Sadly (happily surely?) I leave for the lake today and can't play along. Ain't fair!

Have fun everybody!

419Eater is my life Joined: 28 Jun 2013 Posts: 274

Darn! I thought his response was personalized just to me since I pleaded with him to talk to the guy who hired him. I asked him to convince my unknown enemy that I am a nice guy at heart. I guess it was just a script Confused

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2010 Posts: 82

He/she/it has replied to me. Three times now.

Unfortunately I'm having a hard time understanding him/her/it so asking him/her/it to repeat himself/herself/itself.... slowly, everytime.

Elite Baiter Joined: 10 Mar 2013 Posts: 1482

He replied to me also.

Master Baiter Joined: 21 Jun 2013 Posts: 143

I wonder if he wants to join TWAT?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 9:10 pm

TWAT? Tall order there. Hitlad asses are glued harder to their cafe chairs and scripts than the lotto lads are. But, like anything around here, there is always a first time. Smile

Elite Baiter Joined: 10 Mar 2013 Posts: 1482

SlapHappy wrote:

TWAT? Tall order there. Hitlad asses are glued harder to their cafe chairs and scripts than the lotto lads are. But, like anything around here, there is always a first time. Smile

Actualy, it would seem that i got this one off-script with my response.

ME: "I can see where this is going so i go straight to the point: How much? How much is enough to buy your contract and insure that i can stay alive?"

Him: "You can not buy me but what you have to do is give me some money to travel out of states for security reason, like $670"

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2010 Posts: 82

He hasn't asked me for much money either. 15 dollars.

Of course, i want to be a hitman as well, so I'm wanting to know if he'll teach me how to kill.

And now we took a different turn...

Hitlad

Quote:

The mission of getting this man off your way and see that you are free and also tell you what you need to do and get your Fund

Me

Quote:

He is not on my way.... is his name Jack? Because if he is, you need to get Jack Off my way.

And what is this Fund you speak of? Is it the NAMBLA fund? I turned in my priest for being a member of this, is it a reward?

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 5:33 pm

He wants $320 from me. . .