Lad's bad attempts at loving

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Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18312

In conversation with another baiter I was recalling an email from a lotto lad I baited with a love angle. He was really bad at writing loving words, though he tried.

Here's one of his "loving" paragraphs to me:

Quote:

My Baby

I just can't wait to hold you in my muscle, I will eat you when i see you i will suck out all the body juice out of you.Please give me your mobile number so i can call you.

All I could think of was how spiders consume their prey. Laughing

Anyone else have examples of bad loving?

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 7:01 pm

Oh - the vlads win this category Laughing

Let's see.. Olga provided an A-Z with qualities and characteristics..

Quote:

A- Adventurous, B- Bright, ... Y- Yeasty ..

That was one serious Shocked

-moment. This was the same vlad that felt sorry for my nuns (see sig) after I told her I got sexually abused by nuns when I was 6. She was quite a gem.

And then it got dirty - providing me dirty dreams. Quite explicit ones, which I suspect were copied directly from a porn site.

Moving on to Nataliya (provided the other quote):

Quote:

I very much wait during this moment when you will meet me in the airport and I can violently kiss you.

I still bait vlads from time to time, just for these awesome quotes. I believe Albator has hit the jackpot once.

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 7:14 pm

Yeasty???????

My favourite description of sex:

Quote:

I will love when you lower your bulky body on me with my dick right inside there horney. I will want to suck you fine baby and have a real feeling of your round bombom. Horney, please endeavour to write out the mtcn correctly as it is there in the form.

Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 8:39 pm

sex and money (begging) in the same sentence how romantic and erotic .

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 10:04 am

Is my character supposed to be flattered and charmed by this?

Quote:

I have two usa girl friends do you know they all told me how they love me, but by the time I told them about myself and the pain I am into I see that there was no love, but love is too heard to eat why love have not love don’t sleep why love is not. I don’t feel any thing for you till I read your last letter I feel some love, I say it because is the truth. Don’t misunderstand me but try and understand me, because I need you in many ways but you have sound good to me before I will tell you what I have in mind and to know what you are up.

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 7:59 pm

after busting out one not to smart lad over talking to me and other ppl at the same time -- he said it was fine to have more than one girlfriend -- we had marriage plans at that time

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 16 May 2010 Posts: 8

"Of course I love to have you in my arms and make eyeless love to you in great tenderness..."

Anyone else have an EYELESS lover?

LMAO!

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:52 am

They do sound like Babelfish translations.

I should try to bait one of these vlads myself!!

Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:17 pm

To my 52 year old character:

Quote:

i love u and want have sex with u but u hav to shave b4 i can go closer to ur c-nt, can u remove hair there b4 we meet? i like young girls, it makes the man do it realy well

Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:57 pm

Well, some of those Russians live a long time. Maybe he's so old your just a sweet young thing to him!

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

@Ima, I laughed so hard my sides hurt. Thank you for that, I'm still laughing...

Yeah Branwen maybe 52 is not old to him, maybe he thinks you are 25 he just reads stuff backwards. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:15 am

Hmmm: not quite. I think he just wanted my character to make herself look prepubescent. He has now said:

Quote:

what wud u say if i ask to have sex with jemma?

Jemma is my character's 12 year old daughter.

In the interests of de-education, my character replied that every mother hoped that her lover would ask that sort of question.

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Ewww Branwen, he is more disgusting than most. What a nasty scumbag he is. Evil or Very Mad

I love your come back to him. Very smart. So glad you are his special friend. Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18312

What happens when a cameroonian pet scammer tries to be romantic? I'm baiting a pet scammer and subtly tipped the conversation in the direction of romance. He's happy to oblige.

Quote:

snipped part about payments for the courier company

so i hope all now is understood if not i will like that you email me with any thing you will like to ask okay .So Baby my heart never stop thinking of that great day you and i will meet face to face to have a big hawk on my chest have fun play to gather like two good lovers have bed fun and make love together honestly my Love i can just stop thinking of you since i ever knew you in my entire life but all not with standing i know God the almighty has his great plans for the day of our meeting together so we should not be into rush as you know our Almighty has his plans upon every human on this world and you should also remember that '' God's Time is the Best and will always remain the Best ''okay have a nice time out there my Love . for the things i like most are music like classical music , Jazz and also foot ball games , i love reading novels and also i do like playing with pets of all kind being around people who love bring up good ideas, things that will help build our states for a better tomorrow and i also like to make you become my everlasting love and forever love as well .
so i hope i have answered your questions rightly ??
thanks and waiting to read back from you soon

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:18 am

Hmmm... this sounds like something I may want to try at some point... Very Happy

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