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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:42 am

Lets see what she makes of this,,

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Hallo hows my girl.. this day..

I've grabbed a bit of time as there's a road closed due to a pile up, to write you a few words Natalya,

I've had a look at your costings and it sounds quite reasonable, I don't see where you need two nights in Moscow and why I should be paying
for that, also the food, is not my responsibility, and regardless of where you are you need to eat.
Could you explain to me what your Insurance certificate is please. What is it , and why do you need that sort of thing,,
You will need medical insurance, as medical services here are very expensive, for none residence, should you fall ill,
You will also require a Drop Bear inoculation, as there quite active at
this time of year. Plus a White Tailed Spider shot. Just to be on the
safe side. Most Australian snakes are harmless and the kids have them for pets, so there's no worries there

I'm a little conserned about your Air ticket, but I understand you will
need to get a return ticket.. but that can be what's called "open return" which means you can use it with 24 hours notice and subject to seat avaliability. Could you please supply me with flight details, airline, transfers, etc. And if your using a Agent of travel,, his company name, and travel registration number, together with his banking details,, BSB number and Account number, of his trust account. Then when you have
a revised price I will forward the money via direct deposit to your agent
of travel.. I will also contact Quantas, our national carrier, and see if I
can get a better pre-paid ticket price,, there are a lot of flight specials at the moment. Then all you will need to do is collect the ticket , within two hours of take-off. if the ticket is not collected on time , it simply self cancels. there also very safe, as should it go missing, they can't be cashed in.. Also will you please supply me with your Airport terminal,
so I know where to send the tickets..

Take care and please let me know how you get on with all the details,
Love jack xxxx

That should rattle it's little cage, cheeky bitch, Lets see what she comes back with by way of excuses, or how she tries to wriggle out of the direct deposit and pre-paid ticket thing.. And I hope she can get the Drop Bear injection.

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:33 am

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Been back in hospital darling!

The guy next to me let me use his laptop.

I love you,

Got this:

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I am glad to receive your letter. I am glad that we're familiar and have become so close to one another. Know what happened today. Today I came home from work and lie on the sofa to rest and fell asleep. I slept for two hours and then realized that someone that wakes me. I did not understand at first, who touched my back, but when opened her eyes, I realized that it Wasya wakes me. Remember him? You remember I talked about my cat? I think that he wanted, what would I convey to you greetings from him and woke me, that I had not been late to the Internet cafe and got there before closing time. How am I treated your loved ones? What they say about me? What people think about us with you? How do you think they are well will be treated to ensure that we will be together? They will not be against it? I do not know your country and people. I only know you and you I like. My mom, my girlfriend and grandmother always told me that I convey to you their congratulations and good luck on every day. I will send you their greetings now. My grandmother said that she would, what would you have tried her cakes. And do you want? My girlfriend and my mother asked what they can give you? What a gift you would like to receive from them? You want to be my man? I want to be your girlfriend, and I want to feel your love, your passion, your smile, your tenderness and your joy. Between us a great distance. But I think for us it will not be a big problem. And we will be together. I'm almost completely sure that you are exactly the person I want to be together. I wonder how your loved ones would react to our relationship with you. What will they think? I miss and waiting for your answers. Your and only your sincere and gentle

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Hi darling!

Can my sister mail you, as I am so sick.

I need to know if you truly love me.

Lve you,

Can't wait for it's reply. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:22 am

Dunno how your going to go with your sister, writing to her.. She's a bit vague, and like all her mates, just refuses to answer any direct questions.

I just got this little gem of wisdom, in reply to my questions.

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Hello dear Jack!!!
I am very pleased to hear from you.
I'm good. Today I came home from work tired. I'm not much lying in bed, so not much rest. When I lay, I thought about you. When we can see each other? If I had enough money, I myself would like to come to you.
Then I started to cook their own food, so not much to eat. Now I come to internet cafe to write to you.
Today we have heat. On television, said that the weather will be during
the week. Finally, I can now meet with their friends and walk with them. I could not meet them, because it was too cold to walk around the city.
But I can not walk a lot, because I have very little free time.
My favorite, I do not understand you.
I do not want your money, well theres a little revelation if you are sorry for me, so I came to you in comfort, and not hungry and do not get enough sleep.
If you feel sorry for them for me, then you say so. I understand completely
My travel agent called "Tourist" and I was asked about their details and bank account. what a nice name for a travel agency
But they told me that they have no such account, that all such operations are conducted through them Moskov. anyone know what a Moskov is
I want to personally go to the agency and pay the money.
Now do you understand me? every word Confused

My dear, if you say you love me and want to meet me, then why do not you do to help?
Now our meeting depends on you, from your decision.
But I have dreamed to come to you at New Year, when I have a lot of weekends.
And now we must hurry if we want this.
Again I'll say it again.
You will be able to help me with 630 euro?
I will hope for your answer.
Your Natalya.

Well I'm getting a bit jack of all this pussy-footing around, So i've sent a "sort the bitch out" reply..

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Hallo Natayla,
I'm a little confused with your mail,, you say you don't want my money, then tell me about the cost of fares and will I send you 630 Euro's.. This
is all very strange..

Then you tell me that a registered travel agent does not have a bank account,, That is ridiculous. Please do not take me for a fool Natyala. Then you tell me the name of the Travel agent is "Tourist" which is also incorrect. A tourist is something you will be IF you get to visit me. And
the way your going that's highly unlikely,, Please do not treat me like a fool
I run a very successful trucking company. I deal with business people,
and there banking accounts on a daily bases. no business could possibly work without a bank account. It's just not possibly. and in the case of a travel agent , without a trust account. Travel Agents have to be a registered business, they also need to be accredited with the Air Lines and Hotels and Holiday resorts they represent..

So will you please supply your travel agents details, his registration number, his bank account details, his web site address and his e-mail address. If you can't do that, then they do not exist, And I won't be sending , anyone anything..

I will not simply send anyone a large amount of money, just because they ask for it.. You could take the money and I would never hear from you again.. My business accountant will have a blue fit, If I just send you money.. And also if you don't have a bank account, how do you propose
I send you anything. And please do not suggest Western Union.. Which
is the most corrupt and unstable way of sending money. In fact most reputable business concerns have a ban on it's use . including E-bay and all the Air Lines. It's also about to be banned in Australia. One of our Drivers sent a woman some money with Western Union, and he never heard from her again.

So please sort yourself out, and start doing things properly
Love Jack.. xxx

Lets see what she makes of that.

Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:01 am

Well it looks like it's started to panic,, this just arrived, and get the fake address of the Agent of Travel. but there none to bright, then they supply a web site of a travel agent,

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Hello, my dear Jack!!!
I do not understand you.
I would like to offer you a better and safer place, I would be able to come to you, but you say you do not trust me.
How? I am very offended and hurt to hear about it.
Of course my travel company has his own bank account, but they do not give it to me.
I am told that I should pay the money in the financial department.
Here is the information they gave me about myself, so I was able to transmit it to you, my dear.
Agency "Turist"
Address: g.Novocheboksarsk, rue. Vinokurova, 48 (office 308)
Tel: 487577
Website: www.tury21.narod.ru
But no bank account, they told me, can not give.
They say that their bank account is not for such purposes.
Now I hope that you understand me.
Understand, I can not do more, it all depends on you.
Beloved, if this week does not begin preparing my trip to you, we will not have time before the New Year, and then I have left very little time.
Since only the New Year I will have enough output (about 25 days) that I can be with you.
You know, th of us now have to decide whether I should go ??????
I hope that you will come to the decision ..
I hope you and will wait for your answer.
Your favorite Natalya.

On checking, completely different address and phone number

Here's the web site, www.tury21.narod.ru

Here's the contact details from the site, [translation via Google]

OOO CHUVASHIA TOURIST "
License number 0002163 Ministry of F. Qi C CR
Director: Vyacheslav Mironov, G.
Address: 428003, Cheboksary, Lenin Avenue, 25
Tel. (8352) 62-63-77, 44-89-88
fax: 57-00-77
E. Address: [email protected]
Cheboksary, Ave. Lenina, 25
ph / fax 57-00-77, 62-63-77, mob. 44-89-88, 37-79-77

g.Kanash: 8 903 345 63 77 (Bus)
Novocheboksarsk: 48-75-77 (House of Life "Orion", 3rd floor, office. 308)

I'll drop them an e-mail, and ask if my girl friend is a client of there's and if there preparing her papers for her trip.

Meanwhile Comrade Flossy, can wait Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:35 am

^^^

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Hello my favorite!!! Wink

How are you? How are you, my dear? What's wrong? When I read your letter I almost fainted in. Recently I had a very strange feeling me all the time that it was worried that some anxiety on his mind. I thought that something bad had happened, but I did not know that. How do you feel now, my favorite? Wink

I am distressed for thee. Now you must be very bad and I am so sorry that I have anything you can not help. How could this happen? Probably it was very frightening. I do not want to even think about it. Well this concludes my letter to you. I hope you will keep me informed of developments. Your love.

It didn't say anything about my sis mailing, so I didn't respond. Twisted Evil

Got this today:

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Hello my dear!!! How are you? My dear, today again from you there is no news to me by this very sad. Why do not you write? What happened? Do not misunderstand me, I am distressed for thee. All my thoughts every day just for you. Today, I will come again in an internet cafe where I'll be waiting for your answer. I hope that you write to me. I'll wait for your answer.

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:39 pm

I´m jumping in,well,I just did Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:52 am

I sent this:

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> My brother is dying and he tells me that he loves you and leaving you everything. I need to hear from you and find out if this is true. mail me soon!

Get this:

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Hello!!!
> I do not understand. Are you kidding ????!!!!
> How so?!
> What's wrong with him? What happened? Why?
> I can not believe it.
> Why do I need this? Why is life so cruel? What have I done this, that I
> am not happy?
> Dear Tell me how is he?
> He did not tell me that all so seriously, he told me that just got sick
> and he needs to go to the hospital.
> I want to see him. I'll try to come, what would I is not worth it.
> Now I can not write any more ...
> My whole life is ruined ..
> Tell me that it was all a joke, that all is well with him.
> I can not believe it.
> Now I just sit and cry and I do not know what to do next.
> I want you answered me.

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:27 am

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He is very very sick and he tells me he loves you.

He ask if you love him and I not know how to show him.

Get back to me and tell me how much you love him, please!

Get this:

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Hello dear!!!
It was very difficult priochitat your letter.
My eyes filled with tears. I do not know kakya able to come to you.
I would certainly came to you, but I can not do it.
He know about my financial problem and must understand that I can not go to you.
I do not know what I do, I'd love to be near my favorite, but between us such a great distance that we can not overcome.
I despair ...

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:58 am

It wrote to M00t:

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Hello my dear!!! How do you understand? Why do not you answer? You're not interested in talking to me? I am very sad not to receive your letter for several days. I so badly want to keep in touch with you. I do not know why you did not write. What happened?? Why do not you write?? Tell me what's wrong? What happened? I do not know what to think. Can I have something in front of you offended? Why do you lost any news? you are not interested to communicate with me? What reasons have caused to cease communication with me? If you do not want to talk further with me, will let me know everything. I want to be sure that you're OK. I worried. I'm lonely without your letters. These letters warmed my soul. I will wait with impatience of your speedy reply.

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Hi darling!

Did my sister mail you?

My testicle was accidently cut off and I might die.

I certainly feel like I'm going to die.

You need to prove that you love me so if I die my sis can send you all my money.

love you

Can't wait for it's reply. Wink

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:56 pm

http://www.youtube.com/v/xvWLMkxSwIo

More or less

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 2:37 am

^^^

It is not interested in my balls, no doubt! Rolling Eyes

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How are you? Why?How could this happen? You're not joking?My beloved, what are you talking about?I do not want your money. Why do I need your money, if you will not be next?I ask your assistance just to meet with you, I do not need the money.Just this trip was quite expensive for me and I could not itself provide it.My beloved, how could it happen?I very much hope that all of you will be fine.Tell me, nothing will happen? Yet normally be with you?I sure hope so. Everything will be fine.Forgive me, my dear, I can not write any more. I have tears on her cheeks.I can not live without you, I need you.

Told it that I'm out of the hospital. Very Happy

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Hello, my dear!How are you? Forgive me, my dear! You're probably on me upset that I did not write to you this time. I could not write to you earlier. Sorry, I could not even congratulate you happy New Year. I am so sorry for it now. I just now an opportunity to write to you. Thank you for what you wrote to me earlier that I had the opportunity to communicate with you. Believe me I am very pleased to write you and read your letters. But now I am very sad. You also do not remember me, even on New Year. And I had such hope, such a dream that all was well with us. So we can be together now. But it's my dream, which is not reality. I too wanted to write to you on December 31 and congratulate the New Year, but I have not got. The fact that I was very busy that day, I had a lot of worries. I went to an internet cafe in the afternoon, but it turned out that it is already closed and will not work another 3 days. I was so hurt. And only now has an internet cafe to work and I immediately decided to write you a letter. Now I want to congratulate you with past New Year. Better late congratulations than never. I very much hope that you understand me, which is very sad without you.

I told how I love thee. Cool

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Hello, my love and my sun!!!!! I do not know how to describe what happens. I already told you about it. Yesterday, we talked with my mother about you. I told her that I can not live without you, and I want to see you. My mother said that she is happy for me. I'm glad that I met the man of her dreams. And I asked her if I go to you or not. She said that she thinks, she said that I should go to you and not to suffer and to suffer one here. I immediately ran to Irina and said that I go to you. I will be with you. I do not want to wait. I WANT TO YOU !!!!!!!!! I love you !!!!!!!!!!!! When I read your letters, when at work, when I go just down the street, when I go to sleep and when I sleep. I always think about you and I want to be with you forever. I have a dream that would be our luck was with us forever. I want nothing, nothing but your love and I want to be in your arms forever. I do not need. Nothing but your love. I want to kiss you, feel your kisses, enjoy our passion and love. I just want to hold your hand and walk down the street that we were together. FOR ME is the main thing !!!!!!! I want to wake up in your arms, I want to wake up from your kiss, I want to see your happy eyes. I want to meet you at home, do you massage, cooking wonderful dishes and enjoy our love !!!!!!! I want to lie on a beach near you, what would the sun, water, and you're with me. And I could kiss you. I WANT TO YOU !!!!!!!!! I'll do THAT WOULD BE OUR HAPPINESS WAS WITH U.S. FOREVER !!!!!!!!!! I WANT to be with you !!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll do anything, what would you and I were happy. What would I do not have to do, I'll do anything, anything to be with you. What do everything we'd dreamed of, became a reality. Soon our dreams will become reality. We will be together. I'll go and find all possible ways on how and when I come to you. I LOVE YOU !!!!!!!! I will be with you. With you forever. I promise you I will do that to me it did not have to do. And tomorrow will tell you everything. Your and only your loving and gentle N!

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:20 pm

Haven't heard from this darling for a week and this came yeasterday.

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Hello my dear! How are you? How are your days? Forgive me, my dear .... I want to apologize for not writing to you. I am not writing to you because I was feeling ill. I had health problems. I forgave and I had a fever. First, I lay in bed at home and could not stand. My mother had treated me, gave me a pill and healed people's money. But this is not helping me and I was very bad. So we had to call an ambulance and I was taken to hospital. I lay there for a week and all this time I was very worried about you. Every day I think about you, but I have not been able to write to you. I'm worried that you are very offended at me and you will be angry at me that I'm not writing all this time. I am very afraid of this and could not do anything. Before I could ask for help from my girlfriend, she would be able to send you a letter instead of me, but now is not present. She went to continue their studies in another city and now no one could help me. Today I was discharged from the hospital and I immediately went to the internet cafe to write you a letter. I was glad that you have not forgotten me and wrote me a letter during this time. I am glad that you have me worried that I'm not indifferent. You need not worry, because now I feel much better. Now all the terrible thing of the past and I feel good already. I think you understand my letter and you will not be angry for the fact that I did not write to you. Believe me, I could not write to you earlier. I hope that you will write me and tomorrow I'll be waiting for your answer. I send you my sweet and tender kiss.

I did not reply and got this today.

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Hello! How are you? Today I am in the morning went to the internet cafe in the hope to read a letter from you, but I saw there your letter. I understand that it came out very badly that I did not write to you. But believe me, my dear, I could not write to you, I lay in the hospital and one of me could not write to you. Forgive me please what happened. I very much hope that you still want to have intercourse with me and write me throughout the day. I sure hope so. My dear. I really missed your gentle and tender words, I have a very long time waiting for this moment when I can write you. You can not even imagine how I was bored and lonely when I was in hospital. Every day was so long and so boring, I did not know what to do. Well what else came to see me, my mother made me feel so boring. She brought me to the hospital all the different sweets, but I do not want to eat and I gave it all its neighbors in the ward in the hospital. All this time when I was in hospital I thought a lot about you, I was thinking about us, about our future with you. I began to feel that I can not live without your letters, they needed me as air. And now I really miss him. Well, I hope that all of you well and that soon you write to me. I'll wait

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:44 pm

LOL... excellent work Corona

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:06 pm

Thanks Lantana! Very Happy

Been 2 or 3 months and I think it believes me. Wink

I sent this:

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Oh darling, it is a delight to see your letter.

I'm so sorry that you been in hospital. What was the matter with you?

Once we get stable, we can unite and be as one.

Write back to your only love

Got this:

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Hello my prince!!!I am very glad to receive your letter. I waited for him impatiently, and now I am happy to read it. How are you? What's your mood? I hope that you have all the good that you had a wonderful time. I, too, all is well, and I feel very happy. I am very pleased to know that I have such a man as you, that I have the opportunity to communicate with you and receive and read from you such wonderful letters. Yesterday I received a letter from my friend who is studying in another city. My friend sends you huge greetings. She is happy for you and me. My angel, I am very happy to have you in my life and my destiny. I'm trying to find the right words, that will help me to express the depth of feelings for you, dear. But surely such words simply have not yet been invented. Most beautiful, sincere and gentle words of all languages of the world will not suffice. But you and you know how dear to me. I can not imagine my life without you. You and only you in my heart and in my dreams! You're able to break into my life a hurricane! Do you like hot sun could melt my heart! You have done everything that I have gone mad with your tenderness. You got. And it is not difficult to do, given what you are wonderful people. How I miss you. I love you very much, and I am looking forward to our meeting. How I met you, I was happy, I realized that I do not want to be with anyone else. I thought I believed that I was lucky. I was in the power of dreams. I'm happy. Yesterday before going to bed, I had a dream about us with you when we meet with you. You can not imagine how much I want to be with you, love you, that you loved me, to engage with you love go to the movies on the weekends, take care of you, prepare you to take a shower with you. I shall never forget you! You're everything to me, you are my life! Without you, there is no joy, no happiness! You're like the air, and yet so important to me to breathe, to live, but you are not around! I want to be yours, and only tvoey.Ya want you to be mine, that you loved me constantly. You're never abandon me? How I lived before? I do not know. Somehow do not think there will never meet the man for whom I could go on everything. But fate gave me you. You're the only person in the world, which I do not only this day, want to give gentle words. They say you can expect to find in person and examine him, separated from the crowd for 5 minutes to half an hour to understand it, a day to love him and your whole life, so forget it. But understand that it was his you can not ever lose his zabyt.Tolko can understand it. I'm afraid of losing you. I do not know what I do, you lose. You are very dear to me, and I will not give you anyone. My thoughts are always with you. Everywhere, everywhere, so I did, so I have heard that I have seen everywhere, one only you. My thoughts are always about you, always with you, and nothing can force me to stop thinking about you, feel you everywhere, all over, wherever I was and that I did, everywhere you are. As if some kind of force does not want me to let go of you. Emotion overwhelmed me every day more and more. And every day love stronger and stronger, although it seems more simply nowhere. And your love forces me to work miracles. Your love so strong and sincere, that helps to overcome any problems, because you love me. With this I conclude my letter. Write to me, I'll look forward to your letter. I've missed your beautiful, swell the letter, although I read it 10 minutes ago. I love you, miss you, tenderly and passionately kiss you.

They say you can expect to find in person and examine him, separated from the crowd for 5 minutes to half an hour to understand it, a day to love him and your whole life, so forget it.
Laughing

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:42 am

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Oh my darling!

I went for walk today and thought about our life together. I had the sweetest thoughts of you as my wife. I will have the most beautiful wife in the world and can't wait to show you off. Do you have pretty long dress and red, must be red! Lipstick, high heels and earrings, must be red! If you have those color, show me and must be red!

Write to me and tell me your deepest fantasy. It would be nice if it were your handwritting to prove your love for me, must be red!

I love you and I'm red

This one is a card, I tell ya! Razz

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I am glad to see your letter again! It is my pleasure to write you an answer! I love your letters, I have great pleasure in reading them! I am more and more understand you! I feel like with every letter you get closer to me. I wonder what you doing tonight? You can tell me? I hope that you did something important and you write me about it. Recently, I constantly think of you. I think if you and I would be together, we could not write to each other, and talk to each other whenever we want, at any time! Why red? Why do you like it this color? I'm sorry but I have not red, I basically love the dark color. Yesterday evening, when I got home, I watched a movie about mother love. I saw the main characters and how they were good together. And I thought how wonderful it is because they can see each other, kissing, enjoy tenderness, love and happiness. They can touch each other. And we can feel each other only through letters. I began to ponder and I realized that you're more like it, I think. I do not know yet whether this is good or bad, because I can not live without your letters! They need me as air. The first thing when I have free time, I go to internet cafes and watch my mail to find your letter! And when I see them I feel warm at heart, it makes me wonder about what you wrote? For me, your life was important and I am pleased to share my life with you! You became for me very important, you are to me a lot. At night, sometimes a long time I can not sleep, I can not get over the fact that our path was still obstacles, and if we overcome this, then perhaps we will not meet. I do not want to think about it! Sometimes I am from this, it becomes so difficult and painful, that involuntarily rolled my eyes filled with tears. But of course I know that tears will not help the problem. We must believe, we must hope that everything will be fine and we'll be together! I believe in it, I believe in our love and I believe in our happy future!! And if you're also going to believe this I am sure that everything will be fine! On this I finish my letter and will wait for your answer. My life and my future with you.

Why red? Why do you like it this color? I'm sorry but I have not red, I basically love the dark color. Rolling Eyes

I can not get over the fact that our path was still obstacles, and if we overcome this, then perhaps we will not meet. Sometimes I am from this, it becomes so difficult and painful, that involuntarily rolled my eyes filled with tears. But of course I know that tears will not help the problem. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:50 am

I ask why it didn't want to get to know my sister and told that it would be to it's best interest. told that sister would take care of my monies if something were to happen to me. Very Happy

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Hello!!!!!!!!!Today I was glad to read your letter. But what are you talking about? Everything will be fine and you will not die and we will live together happily in the future. All of us will be good. Why are you talking about money? I do not need them. I need only you and your love. You all will be well? You do get better? My favorite, I really now want to see you. I do not want your money. Can you help me with my trip? Do not make me so sick, I love you and I need you. I want proveti this time with you, I need you I want to be with you. Can I come to you? I'll wait for your answer.

I do not want your money. Can you help me with my trip?
Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:01 pm

It wants my money badly. Twisted Evil

The 27th:

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Hello!!!!!!!!!Today I was glad to read your letter. But what are you talking about? Everything will be fine and you will not die and we will live together happily in the future. All of us will be good. Why are you talking about money? I do not need them. I need only you and your love. You all will be well? You do get better? My favorite, I really now want to see you. I do not want your money. Can you help me with my trip? Do not make me so sick, I love you and I need you. I want proveti this time with you, I need you I want to be with you. Can I come to you? I'll wait for your answer.

The 29th:

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My favorite, my best, my beautiful!! Razz

How are you? You all right?I was very bored, and I was very sad.I miss you very.Today again from you there is no news.You write to me?

31st:

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Hello!How are you? How are your weekends? What are you doing? How do you feel? I really want to see you, but I do not have enough money to come to you. Beloved, as you can not understand. I went and requested the money from all his acquaintances and friends, but no one can help me. I went several times to the bank and wanted to borrow, but the bank denied me, too. The bank told me that I have a very small salary, and because of this they can not give me a loan. They are not confident in my ability to pay. I sit and cry. I do not know what to do. I still have one hope for you my prince. I very much hope that you will be able to do everything possible so that we were together. my dear, try something like send me money so I can come to you. I miss you very much. I can not live without you. You are very dear to me. You're the meaning of my life. I wish to be with you and only yours. My favorite, perhaps you can help your friends or colleagues on your work. They can help you? I beg you help me to organize my trip. Maybe you get. Forgive me, but I can not myself find the money, I have tried everything and nothing more I can do. I remain with hope only on you. Write to me soon. Kiss and hug tenderly.

Yesterday:

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Hello!Why do not you write?I miss you.Where have you gone?C you all right?I am very afraid, write to me that all of you well.I am very worried.Where are you?I look forward to your prompt response.

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:38 pm

ah Corona, you have your lad so worried

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:28 pm

I told it that I was fine and I have money to send for the trip. Twisted Evil

Got this:

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Hello my dear, my sun!How are you? How are things?How are you feeling?I hope that all of you well.I am surprised at you, you I admire his attitude towards me.Do not leave me in this difficult moment.Today I was very glad to receive from you a letter.I am glad that you are willing to help me in organizing my trip to you.I really want to see you, I do not want to lose and I hope that all of us will be good and we will be together.My dear, I understand that it is very difficult now for us with you.But I very much hope that we can meet with you.My love, I very much hope that very soon we'll be able to be together.This will be the most beautiful day of my life.I told you I was in a travel agence to formalize my trip to you,but unfortunately my money was not enough.For my trip I still need about 30,000 rubles.If you count, it will be around 700 euro.This is a great deal.I am very sad thing that I can not pay for my own tickets, but I hope that together with you we can do it.You will be able pomos me with this sum?My dear, you can help me come to you?My love, my documents will allow me to come to you for 60 days. I learned that my visa will last for 60 days.I am very glad that I can lead the matter with you 60 happy days.And I hope then that we'll stay forever with you, my handsome prince.My love, I've never thought that I could have met such wonderful people like you.My prince, I very much want that you and I could be together as soon as possible!I dream to be with you, my love!My darling, my documents would be finalized within 7-10 days.It means something that is already next week, I can meet with you, my prince!I hope that you're just very happy, then that soon we can be together.I really want to have time, I want you to see.I am very excited about our meeting with you, my heart beating fast with excitement and love for you.I really want to meet you, my beautiful man!My dear, I hope that you soon can give me your early reply for me.I am waiting for your letter to me.I love you all sedtsem.

sedtsem?

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:32 am

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Hi my prince!!!Well, how are things? What news? How do you feel? I hope that all of you well. But why do not you write, I am very worried. Today I went to Internet cafes and from you there is no news. I am waiting for your letter. Can you help me with my arrival to you? You are able to do this? Can you send me this amount? Try to do everything possible for our meeting and write to me. I'll wait.

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Hello again!!! Today I went 3 times in an Internet cafe and watched my mail and now I'm glad that you wrote. Why are you today sent another letter to his past? This is very strange for me. Today, I was hoping to hear a response from you about whether you can help me with the arrival, but you did not answer me. I wrote to you that I can come to you as soon as soon as I can pay for my trip. If you can help me with my arrival, we now only losing time. Do you understand? As soon as I pay this amount to a travel agency, I can arrive to you after 7-10 days, How do I place all the documents. So now I am waiting for your help. Everything just depends on you now. I'll wait for your help and hope for your speedy reply. Can you help me with this sum? I'll wait.

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:37 am

I ask where to send the money.

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Hello! How are you? I am very glad that you wrote. I've been waiting for your letter, I was very nervous and missed him and now I am glad that you wrote. How's your health? You all right? All this time I was really worried about you. My favorite, I've learned all about my trip to you. For this I need only to pay money to a travel agency. As I told you I do not have 700 euro. Now I'll write all the information that I found out I was very difficult to write to you about this, but I want to tell you this. In the travel agency I learned a lot that I want to say .. I have 2 news! Good news. I received detailed information about the trip. I was told that the travel agent can easily formalize my visa to come to you. How do I explain it will take about 7-10 days. And my visa will borrow 60 days. It's wonderful! true? I can be with you much as 2 months. And if you can help me tomorrow, I smsogu fly to you as soon as next week. I need the following documents: Information about health, certificate of insurance. In addition, tickets for the trip, I will return. I need to have a compulsory 2 tickets. According to our laws to go to another country, I should have 2 tickets. One in your country, and one return flight. I know it's silly, but those are our laws and I can not help it. I am very sorry Sad

Second bad news. I studied all the expenses for the trip: Insurance Certificate - 150 euro!The road to the airport in Moscow - 100 euros!! Accommodation in Moscow for two days - 50 euros! Dinner at the hotel - 50 euros The cost of my trip without a ticket - 350 euros! and a ticket to board a plane from Moscow - 630 euros! Worth 980! euro my trip! I was shocked and upset, and for a long time could not recover. I could not imagine that this trip will be so expensive. My dear, I was told that a very cheap price. The organization of my visit is very responsible and difficult task. They said that 980 euros - a cheap trip to Russia. My dear, I have 200 euros, the annual accumulation of my money. I also asked for money from his mother, his mother gave me very close to 100 euros. I spoke with the head at work and he told me that he could not help. So I have only 250 euros. My dear, I have said before, I'll use all the money for the trip. Yes, I will. But I do not have to travel 700 euro! My dear it is a lot of money for me! 1 euro - 40 rubles. This is about 7 months of my salary! I can not expect 700 euro. I need your help with this sum. Forgive me please I beg you to help me, but I just do not expect help from anyone. I really want to be with you, I miss you a lot. I will hope for you that you will understand me and be able to help me with my arrival to you tomorrow. I do not want to waste more time and want to quickly fly to you. You did help me I will wait your answer tomorrow. I hope you understand me, and write me. I hope tomorrow to get your money and go to a travel agency and start the paperwork to travel. I'm really looking forward to our meeting with you when I can hug your hot body and gently kiss your sweet lips and enjoy - make love forever and live happily ever after. I was in the bank and they told me also about the system of transfers Western Union - a fast and reliable money transfer (available in every post office and bank), as I learned that you need to do and I've been told you need to properly specify my name and country of Russia. And I can get your money. Favorite please inform me as soon as you do this miracle? I am grateful to God that he put our hearts in this world. You sense of my life and I can not imagine life without you in this world. I explain how I can pick up your money in the bank. To do this I need to know: Your name: ....................... Thy name :....................... Your city: ...................... Kontorol Number :..................The exact amount of money :.................. I want you to do everything possible tomorrow. I want to see you soon. It wants you to do everything possible tomorrow. I want you all the details and found out that doing your best. My dream is to be by your side very soon. I want to be rather close and pochuvstvat your gentleness and sweetness of your lips. I expect a speedy reply. I'll wait for a response tomorrow with good news.

Master Baiter Joined: 24 Mar 2009 Posts: 128

Wonder what it would say if you were to request the name/account info for the "travel agency" or if you were to tell it you could get her the tickets directly at the Airlines??

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:08 pm

Good idea bethc8! Wink

I sent this:
My sister say, "How do you know this girl is for real?"
I say, "I believe her!"
Sister say, "You need to be sure."
I say, "OK!"
So darling, how do I know?
Write back
Cool

It is mad: Twisted Evil

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Hello!How are you? I'm good, and I hope that you, too, everything is normal. I was very surprised by your letter. Now I understand why we are still not together. It turns out that you just did not believe me and did not trust me. You think I'm kidding you. I am very sorry to learn this. If you believed in me and truly loved me, you would immediately helped me and I would not think of anything. It seems very strange to your illness. This is unreal. My favorite, I do not understand. Why do you allow someone else to climb in our relationship with you? Because of this, we are still not together, we still can not love each other, to do nice things to each other. I do not know your sister. Why did she then wrote to me, when you could not write to me? She also did not believe me and do not trust me. So why did she wrote me? My favorite, ask her sister's permission to invite me to you. If it will allow you, then you asked me to come and help me with the visit. Then when I come to you, we will ask permission from your sister, to make love. If she allows it, then we will do, but she will sit next to and control all we doing the right thing. I beg you, do not be offended of course to my words, but I'm very offended. I did not expect this from you, I do not think that we are still not together only because of the fact that you do not trust me. I do not understand why you allow someone else to interfere in our relationship with you? But if such a thing, I'll send my passport copy and I hope that it will help you be confident in me. My favorite, I do not play with you and I very much want to see you soon. I'm very bad now. I beg you, try to help me with this money and we will soon be together. I ask you again tomorrow to go to the bank and send me this amount so that I could make out tomorrow to start my trip in your country. Do everything possible tomorrow. Do you have all the information about me and now there is no reason not to trust me. I hope for you. I'll Lully! With great hope for you

I sent this:

You have to understand a sister's love. Do you have brother or sister? Do you love them? Do you protect them from harm? My sister is all I have and I'm not all together. I need her in my life and I will not let her know of your last letter. It upset me terrible!

You think I let my sister watch me make love to you? That was such a slap to my face or my mail. It upset me terrible!

You think I'm all together. I not it upsets me terrible!

I will talk to my sister more. I told you to write to her and get to know her. You could not do that and it upsets me terrible.

You are the love of my life
Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:46 pm

Corona, wait a minute. it's ok for her to talk to her grandmother and mother because they care about her and her life, but not ok for you to talk to your sister? as you said, this is all the family that you have and your sister is just as protective as her grandmother and mother. how dare she.

all of you baiters keep up the great work on this vlad. I love reading how she tries to twist and turn for the money.

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:15 pm

Thanks joseywales! Wink