Turd 2: Hector's Grand Tour: GOLDEN PITH AWARD pg 10

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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:33 pm

@psychicbait: No comprendo lo que me ha escribido. (I knew that Spanish minor would come in handy) Very Happy

@TT:

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Does she go to Shiva and demand a larger cut cos she believes newbie is getting a larger share than her.

I'm thinking this might be the most fun for right now, as it's always fun to help Shiva pile more pain on Hectard here. Your other options could work quite well too. We'll see what the masterminds think, as I believe that for right now we need to keep Jade and Hectard on the same side. She's one of the few characters he trusts right now.

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:48 pm

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Sarah,
Good morning and how are you
Hect0r

Sent three times in 10 minutes. Worried much? Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:19 pm

^^^^ JF. No worries. It´s a compliment to the woman who gave you birth- an acknowlegement you´re amazing.
Do I want to know how useful you find Spanish minors? Shocked

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:26 pm

^^^
Yeah, I saw that's what it said literally, but I figured it was some kind of expression I wasn't familiar with. Thanks for clarifying Thumbs up

I quite enjoyed my Spanish minor...my comment on its usefulness is basically because of the fact that my major was Computer Science. Not exactly related Very Happy

There's a character in this bait named Raoul, so I'm considering this post on-topic. I'll be back later with further updates from Jade.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:43 pm

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:44 pm

I am working with the sweetest most romantic baiter I have ever known! Thank you so much for the early Valentine, darling Doctor Stephen Williams (and despicable piece of shit scammer)! Pretty Rose

He sent the studio's flyer too. So even though he used his last $5 on a joyride in a cab, he can pay a professional photo studio for a Valentine's day portrait. I told you he was a piece of shit.

I am moved to do some SHIVA slappage.

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:10 pm

^^^

@JF "I quite enjoyed my Spanish minor." Shocked

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:17 pm

^^^
You know, it took me until just now to realize how that can be taken. I suppose it's good that my mind is solidly out of the gutter here. Let's see... I enjoyed the Spanish classes that I took in college in order to fulfill the requirements to minor in Spanish. There. Laughing

@Bo: That's a very lovely picture of Hectard. It's also good to know he can spend time and money to find a professional photographer in Liberia instead of maybe using that time to get himself to Freetown. Jade's lonely!!!

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:14 pm

Irina is having a good time on her safari. She needed time off from the drudgery of being an international model. Thanks for asking!

Hactard is keeping busy I see! I'm loving it. Can't wait to talk to him when I get back.

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:56 pm

Pushy git wrote:

Quote:

Farnworth,
Thanks
Please ring me on +213 8wibble between right now and 8.00Am tommorow.
If i do not hear from you.
I will leave Monrovia back to Ghana tomoorow morning at 9.00Am monrovia time
Hector

My reply

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Hector,

Can't get away from the old big wigs until fairly late, but, old bean, if I can I'll give you a toot on the flute, otherwise tomorrow morning.

Some friends have let me have some spending ackers to fill up the bally petty cash, so once we get together you should have a couple of pennies to rub together.

I was having a snifter with Wizzy earlier, he said I ought to pop into bank account, haven't got one of them fruit so I'll keep it under the seat of J Lucy until we meet.

Farnsworth.

I don't like the idea of him moving.

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:09 pm

Inspector Gadget wrote:

I don't like the idea of him moving.

Precisely, since we (meaning I, at least) are pretty certain that if he gets back to Ghana he's staying there. Really we should be able to call him out on the fact that if he can't get to Freetown, how on earth will he get to Ghana?

I love the pilot's language. Very posh sounding. Right-o, old chap!

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:09 pm

Fucked Pendejo wrote:

Steve,
Shiva wrote and said no fund.
Now you can see clearly that it is not me that fuck up the operaiton, but of oyu guys deliberately fuck up the show.
Do not expect me in Freetown or anywhere. anymore and do not expect me to cooeprate with you or anymre any more
I have had enough of your bullshit
good bye
Pendejo2

"Bernie/Steve" wrote:

Pendejo2,

Fuck. I am sorry. I thought Shiva would be better about this, but he is in lockdown mode. Let me see if the Pilot can get to you. I know he is in Sierra Leone now, working on something. I want to help you. Please don't give up. They payoff is so close.

Have you heard from Jade? She is still waiting, but she is on lockdown, too.

I am unable to do anything. As you know I work for Shiva, and he has his hang ups, thats for sure.

I will get back to you tomorrow evening. PLEASE wait for me. I am working on this as we speak. Everything is go right now. In a few days we can have this all done.

Is there anyway you can get more funds to get to Freetown? I hate to think of you doing all this work and being unable to collect.

Get back to me ASAP

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:25 pm

Okay, Bo, Jade and Inspector, I think he iw close to going home, so if Jade or Inspectir could say that they may be able to help him tomorrow afternoon we will avoid his threat of leaving at 9AM. Thet, obviously, will fall through, so tomorrow evening his time, we can send him another optimistic outlook for the next afternoon, thereby extending his sitting around for another 48 hours.

I think we keep pushing for Freetown, but settle for keeping his ass stuck in Monrovia for as long as possible.

Jade and Inspector, work out a good strategy and cc me and Bo. At this point every day is bleeding his bank account a little more.

ETA: I am bored, and want to put a little more pressure under this lads ass:

Steve/Bernie wrote:

I heard another shipment has come in. That means more cash gold and diamonds. I am telling you, we NEED you. I am in lockdown mode here, and I have to respect that. It is Shivas call. I know he likes you, says you show initative. If you can just get to Freetown the operation can happen.

Please, I am so sorry that Shiva shut that down, but I was ready. The receipt, the picture, it all showed me that you were there, and I KNOW you are there. I just have to find a way for you to get to Freetown. Everything depends on that.

I cannot thank you enough for your work, and I know you have suffered, but, man, we are THIS close! Can you PLEASE get yourself to Freetown?

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:05 pm

Hectoid may need a little female attention. If money is insufficient motivation, perhaps the prospect of a little nookie will do the trick Wink

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:13 pm

^^^
Jade's been hinting at it ever since she started emailing him. I can't come right out and say it, since Jade's supposed to be a professional. I may have to pour it on a bit more this afternoon. Once I get home I'll whip something up with IG and the gang.

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:20 pm

The lovely Jade, whiskers, kickstand and all, has made that available.

I just got a humdinger of an email from lad! Be prepared to read for a LONG time:

Hector, very, very frustrated and unhappy, in a muagnum opus of unhappiness, wrote:

I sent an email to your earlier.This is in addition.
Steve, me and you have come some time now, during this time, i beleive you know me a little,but I can see You know shiva , but Shiva does not know me very well.
and do you know something, there is proverb in my language, the little stream that you so much belittle will drown you to death.
Shiva belittled me thinking i am nothing,but i will tell you the truth for the last time, the empire which you hav labour so much to buld will come to ruin and be destroy becuase you guys thought i am nothing.
Apart from the operation we have at hand, i will bring him to book.
I am very angry and fraustrated and has ben lied to several times, i do not even have faith in him anymore.
I believe he is a fucker and do you know what we do to a fucker, we fuck him up real hard then we will know that no man is n island in this world.
I cant wait till tomorrow evenin, i have made up my mind, i am going back to Ghana tomorrow morning, and from Ghana i will go to benin from Benin i will go to Nigeria.
Do not expect me in Freetown and please hencefoorth, consider the operation and Shiva legacy destoryed.
I am up to the task, i love men that has contact and are very proud and have killers.
I filled all the details and coversations, i know where to go to reveal the infos and who to cotnact, i am willing to serve, life time in jail and also ready to die in this course.
I am a little boy, but i am dangerous.
I hate to be lied to anbd taken as an iddot, i hate to be abandoned.
right form the start, i agrred to tak this job ,just to help you so that you can build your camp in ethopia and gt settled.
I decided to do the job, to show how proffesionaland versitile i am.
I know the fault and fuck up is not from you,i know you are not to blame, i know if you are the one in Shiva postion you will not do that.
I love you Bernie, you are understading and considerate.
But that guy thinks he is God, he will feel me spitually and physically. I am willing to go to FBI, Cia CNN, Bc, i am ready to present myself ias as witness,m i am illing to die
We had a an agreement, i have executed my part of the agreement, but he want to tell me i m small boy, i know how we treat such men, we hve a code of conduct for then when they fuck up like this
I will tell you one thing, no one can do that operation bhing my back, i will know.
Shiva is the hacker of simba server, he ordered Etta not to cotnact me anymore, but ewhen he reliased that Etta is sending me emails, he bloked all contetn of Etta and sarah emails.
But he never knew knew i have other ways and means of communicationg wih these people.
As i am writin to you, i am very angry and disapponted, why will Shiva not provide moen for me to come to Freetown when i am close now in Monrovia.
shiv provided fligh to Jade, hotel for Jade,send moeny to Jade.
why will Shiva say he can send money to me for me to get a ticket from monrovia to Freetown.
I know how we deal with such tyrant, we expose them and cuse them to die a premature death not by gun, but spiritually.
Hnoestly, Bernie, i had thoguht you are the one in charge of this deal right form the begigng, if i knew it was this Shiva, i will not have come this far.
Shiva i man that has no compassion, no love, no respect, no understanding for fellow men
We are all scammers, we do del, we make money and everyone goes back to his family and spend his money.
You know what Shiva thini he is God, but no one is God, expect Jesus chirst, so if Jsus can die,m then who is shiva?
You cant bring anyone to this operation, if you do , FBI will be on your tail.
I am going back to Ghana tomorrow and from Ghana i m going to Benin from Benin to Ngieria
As i am ging back, i will give th infos to all my contacts. and they will be on a watch out.
Shiva has said he is going to hve me killed with my family, but do you know what Shiva does know, I am typical Africl motherfucker,i have nothing to lose.His life and empire will be brought down like the walls of Jericho
How do you guys expect me to rasie money, ? do you know what effort, time and risk i have given for us all to be happy o do this job and kep the secret forever.
Now that shiva has enrged me, he is open. Think of it, if Winston can die, who is Shiva?
H am witing fo his men to kill me, but do you know what, i cant be killd, i am native africa, i m a hit man for long, as small and innocent as i may look, so also i am very dangerous and cant be torched.
Steve, i lvoe you, i am willing to cooperte with you, If you can ask you wife to to help us fine,
all i need issome moeny to get a ticket from Monrovia tomorow morning by 8.00Am to Freetown,if this is not possbile and i leave Monrovia tommorw morning by 9.00AM then you wll have to pend more to get me ticket wherver i may be to Frretown.
Iam going to be in Ghana,in Togo in Benin in Ngieria.
I will tell you one liitle secret, i will hold on iand i will not tell sarh about this shit now, but if you guys does nothing, i will tell her, it will be beter for me to get Shiva atrociie expoese and have him scked . It will better for m to get moeny form Sarah.
Remeber,me and you have a deal before oyu bring in the tyranic Shiva.
I am willing to do anytihng to help you get lot of money to help you bld you camp in ethiopia, , i belevie you and i cn rely on you more than Shiva.
Jade has not cotnacted me, Jde is being imprisoned in a hotwl by Shiv, shiva does not let her to talk or wrote or go out.
Jade will hav been able to send mme moeny to come to Freetwon, but Shiva wont let her
Shiva seems to b proud of himself, look, i am spiritual and physical.if my spirt direct me to work with you, you will be reach in one day and if my spirt tell me to back oof, you ill be dead spirituall in one,
Jade is willing to help,but she is not giving the chance.
I have ben staying on street in Monrovia for four days now, Steve, you brought ,e into this., you wrote me an email an you statd that you want me to do this job for you so that you can get enoguh money to buld your camp, i felt concrned and decided to help you
I will leve monrovia tomorw morning
If you can do anything, please do it before 9.00Am tommorow
Pendejo2

Wow. I am working on a response. My plan is a Saturday flight waiting for him. The "operation" will happen Friday.

There will be no ticket on Saturday.

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:35 pm

A conciliatory "steve" wrote:

Allan,

I am getting you a ticket with my own money. I am breaking protocol. For my safety, You must not breathe a word of this ti anyone, and write to Shiva and tell him you will have a ticket on Saturday. It will be Saturday. On Saturday you will have a ticket waiting for you at the airport, and it will fly straight to Freetown. Jade will be waiting at the airport, and I will coordinate that.

You will get there, and she will call a cab, and from there you will drive ti a small airstrip outside town, and then you will fly to the camp. You will eat and drink, and most likely have fun with the lovely Jade, and then you will walk off.

I am telling you as a friend, as I too, have come t consider you a friend: PLEASE, FOR THE SAKE OF ALL YOU HOLD SACRED, DO NOT THREATEN SHIVA. You have no idea how powerful he is, and, truthfully, there is no need. He is no a bad guy. We all went through this in the beginning. IWe have all made a LOT of money working for him over the years.

I will have the ticket sorted, and you will fly to Freetown on Saturday.

Let me know that you are still on the team. DO NOT TELL ANYONE, ANYONE, THAT I AM BYING YOU A TICKET.

Steve

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:47 pm

Did I read him correctly? Will he go on CNN and confess to being a scumbag scammer who has ripped off vulnerable people? Paddy

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:51 pm

Yup! He is ready to go to CNN and confess!

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:55 pm

Superb work there, Doc. Hecturd is so totally screwed, and so completely immersed in the fantasy.

He's also a typical lad -- "we are all scammers ... we make [he means "steal"] money and everyone goes back to his family....". And he follows that up with religious talk. Hypocrite. Evil or Very Mad

I hope he listens to Steve. I have to think he will, he's into this too deep to give up now.

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:58 pm

Good lord. What an EPIC meltdown! This guy's brain is totally scrambled. And still he believes the basic story and that most of the characters in this saga are legit. Absolutely amazing...

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:01 pm

Ooh! He's going to tell!

Hectard wrote:

Sarah My love,
Are you ok?
I have very important information to tell you about Bernie Rhodes and Pardeep Ramappolupit.
It is classified secret.
Can you read and write now.
Please reply back to me immdiately you receive this message
Hect0r

He'll have to wait at least another day for a reply. I will have to sit on my hands.

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:10 pm

bohigal wrote:

I will have to sit on my hands.

I know how you feel. Sometimes the temptation to respond is almost overwhelming, but you just have to wait in order to make his ultimate pain that much worse. I know you'll play him like a violin, working him slowly... slowly.....

There isn't going to be anything left of him when you guys are finished.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 12 Mar 2008 Posts: 47

Is there such a thing as a platinum pith?

The awe factor has increased by orders of magnitude since you received the gold.

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:14 pm

Oh, ths lad is fucked five ways to SUnday (or somethin).

Bo, which email account is he writing from? Remember that the gmail account has been "harked"!

Edited to add, thank you, Juan, for the nice words. As much as I want him to safari further, for this bird, he will not run. The best we can do is have him sit still and bleed money.

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