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MayDay
419Eater is my life

Joined: 30 Mar 2009
Posts: 393
Location: St-Fabien de Panet

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Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:04 pm |
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Hi Alena or in which name you want me to call you,I hope Alena is good,please correct me if I´m wrong.
My name is Michel,I´m from Sweden.English is not my nature language,so don´t mind those
spelling mistakes.
I have a pet farm,ducks,pigs,horses,swans,tinsmiths,squirrels,rabbits,pheasants,monkeys,you just name it.
And why,I belong to those people who resque animals from those cruel people who don´t and
can´t take care of them.
It´s maybe my mission,I quess so,cos I love animals a lot.
I have many assistants,cos this is really big place,own vet,which I need every day.
My real job is a submarine commander in navy,sailing in the coast of Somalia,I believe you have
read of those pirates which usually capture those ships.
Well,my job is to protect those ships and believe me,it´s very dangerous work.
I´ve been sinked several pirate ships.
I was indjured once quite badly,I have a metal plate in my head,and since then I hear radio signals,
it depends where I am,but I hear that radio station which is nearest.
Unfortunately they are usually music stations,now I´m listening Swedish song Kan Du Hjälpa Mej.
And I´m starting to hate it.
Tell ma something about your self and what are your hobbies,I know we have incommon hobbies
allready,animals,but what else you are doing.
Hopefully we can be friends and just talk what is coming in our minds.
Have a wonderful day
Michel ps.I attached my picture to you  |
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Vampiremerchant
Baiting Guru

Joined: 01 Nov 2009
Posts: 3227
Location: Scotland

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Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:29 pm |
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| I was indjured once quite badly,I have a metal plate in my head,and since then I hear radio signals, |
Is it just me ? I don't have a metal plate in my head and I hear Radio Signals !!!!!......lol |
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MayDay
419Eater is my life

Joined: 30 Mar 2009
Posts: 393
Location: St-Fabien de Panet

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Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:25 pm |
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Sometimes I see even tv-sex channels in the middle of a mall  |
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Titania
Hell on wheels

Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'

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Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:05 pm |
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What the heck kind of animals are tinsmiths?  |
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MayDay
419Eater is my life

Joined: 30 Mar 2009
Posts: 393
Location: St-Fabien de Panet

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Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:20 pm |
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Hi Titania.
They are very small birds,taste is wonderfull,but if you want to get your stomack full,I think you have to eat them at least 15.
They are living deep in the forest.
Even you have a shot gun,it´s hard to get them.
Try Google,maybe there is a picture...  |
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curlyearl
419Eater is my life

Joined: 29 Aug 2009
Posts: 299
Location: Desert Rose Barstool

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Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:53 pm |
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I can't find a bird called a tinsmith. Is it maybe a local name? I'm curious too. |
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MayDay
419Eater is my life

Joined: 30 Mar 2009
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Location: St-Fabien de Panet

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Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:27 pm |
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Tinsmiths are living only in Finland,very small birds,they use to live in Lappland and we have a whistle we use to call themm.
Spmetimes they come,but it´s deprnd of yeheir populatiön..But when tjey meet a shotgunn,diinner is allrea
And pelive me you all,it´s jusr a dinner.
I´m just a madcook.tv. |
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