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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 1:01 am

I thought I'd share this latest romance scam email that I received.
Since it came in through a dating site I don't have a header yet.
I have not put together a reply, so my comments below are just tongue in cheek

Hello! Hey ya

What's up? Nada, whada up witch you?

I Hope correctly you I understand, you search for the woman for serious relations and is possible for family creation?? SEX? With me? Ya right!

If it so the purposes of our acquaintances coincide. If it sex you want, it will be more than coincide.

I want it will be presented, my name Tatyana, me of 30 years. Yo Tat, how's it hang'n

I search in a current of last years of the lovely young man which could become the careful husband. ~blushing~ I'm lovely and careful

Short communications for some nights, any more that age are not necessary to me to live casual love. WOOHOO casual sex and one night stand!

If I became interesting to you, please answer me. You are interesting to me alright, but not the for the reason you think. Twisted Evil

Mine E-mail: [email protected]

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 1:54 am

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serious relations and is possible for family creation

wow you finally going to get some real action, and casual sex too what more can a man dream of sounds like you got yourself a lovely vlad and should get some hot pictures, maybe some real kinky sex too, tell her if she wants a family creation the best way is after sex to hang from the ceiling upside down Very Happy

so happy for you lantana sounds like your kind of gal Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:22 am

I do the same sort of thing with some of my replies, Then think about what I've said, and delete it and write a boring reply about the dogs flea's or something equally uninteresting.

But I've found over time that it's very hard to get the Russians to except anything connected with sex, They more often then not just drop you.
unless it's a Russian porn bait, and there like an endangered species.

here's another verson.

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Hello! here's another one yawn

What's up? the ceiling, shit for brains

I Hope correctly you I understand, you search for the woman for serious relations and is possible for family creation?? God I'm only going to
get my end away when she want's kids

If it so the purposes of our acquaintances coincide. Learns to say
"yes dear no dear" on cue

I want it will be presented, my name Tatyana, me of 30 years. Funny your photo makes you look older

I search in a current of last years of the lovely young man which could become the careful husband. she expects me to ask permission before
I bonk her

Short communications for some nights, can talk with her mouth full any more that age are not necessary to me to live casual love. falls asleep during sex

If I became interesting to you, please answer me. I'll know your interested when you start talking about western onion

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:59 pm

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I do the same sort of thing with some of my replies, Then think about what I've said, and delete it and write a boring reply about the dogs flea's or something equally uninteresting.

Exactly what I did, boring standard reply, not to much effort put into it because they just send you the letter in the scrip.

I really enjoyed your verson of the answers and good to know that I am not the only one who thinks about do this. Laughing

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 7:05 pm

you are not alone in that my friend Laughing

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 7:50 pm

Borg dear heart what is this about?

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a Russian porn bait

Tell me all, are they any good at it? Could I learn anything?

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 7:57 pm

like new postions? Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:04 pm

JANE really are there any you do not know already?

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:08 pm

probabaly not but always willing to learn Wink

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:12 pm

janeegrl wrote:

like new postions? Rolling Eyes

Postions are the same, but you each have wear these...

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:23 pm

@lantana

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:45 pm

сексуальные положения

Now ya talking - we have a similar one to "rodeo"

Ask if it is "in" and hang on for all you're worth.

Wink

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:51 pm

^^

The opposite version of that is telling her you have been sleeping with her sister.

I was thrown across the room in 2 seconds..

Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:24 am

quote="devil_woman"Borg dear heart what is this about?

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a Russian porn bait

Shit that was a typo, it should have been Russian prawn bate

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Tell me all, are they any good at it?

Well I don't want to brag, dear heart, But as it's you I might just make
a little exception. It was once said that I was good for nothing else.

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Could I learn anything?

I thought giving instruction was your stock in trade. But as you well know Mistress, we can always fine tune, the finer points. And I should know about your talent for making big men, small And your so bloody attractive when your fired up, and going on all cylinders.

By the way how where the new cages, I sent you.. I expect by now there
hanging resplendent from the ceiling of your new dungeon. and while I'm asking, did the new model of electric probes come up to expectations.
Also "The Evil Twin'' said to tell you that the school uniforms will me ready next week.

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