M00seknuckle, NSFW!! safari/police custody

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Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 9:15 pm

Wayne just did a great call to Mike - expect Mike to safari to Benin later this week Smile

http://www.4shared.com/file/107746747/3490055b/mike_call.html

So consequently, I logged into Pat´s email and sent him this :

Quote:

Hello Mike,

I hope you know who I am. It´s me, Pat Cr0kin. Are you satisfied with how things turned out? Well, I´m NOT.

Reluctant against traveling home to the US so soon, I decided to explore the scenery a bit. After I was done with the Benin business people and artists, I´m doing a little round trip now and have settled in a nice hotel now.

Seeing that you are obviously home and have all but forgotten about me, there is no point of finding any other friend an compagnon for me Sad

even if it´s so alone here on the beach. The personal is very friendly and the Swiss guy almost charming..

Why do I even tell that to you?!? Well, maybe there was a time I was thinking of more to develop than just business... I´mnear Cotonou, at the beach... the bungalow would be big enough...now I´m all alone.

Do you even know I was crying on the phone?

How have you settled with Mr. Merri0t? How does he evaluate the current state of M00seknuckle Nigeria?

Pat

PS. Why is your phone never working? You never answer. I think you might not like me and what I´ve done for you Sad

@ MGK , please keep off Pat for these few days Wink

@ SlapHappy, we need a Pat call now Very Happy

soon, I mean. SH, are you ready for some tears? Mike has almost cried again on the phone today Very Happy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 11:03 am

@Frumpy - Pat is a Black Queen, slogging through Muddy Water looking for a Blues Man. But she always seems to be Walkin' After Midnight, Looking For The Heart of a Good Lovin' Man down that Lonesome Road, Running On Empty. Wink

Sorry I missed you guys and the call yesterday. Company at the house for Memorial Day. What a great call, Wayne! Thanks for another guest appearance as the Voice of John Merriot. Very Happy

And Big Thanks, Frumpy, for setting that up so nicely! Very Happy

LMAO this morning at his "crying." What a fantastic way to start the day! Very Happy

One backtrack here from before the call yesterday...Pat received this from Mike yesterday morning.
This lad can write some really funny stuff! He would not make a very good lovelad, I don't think. Very Happy

Quote:

from Mike
to pat
date Mon, May 25, 2009 at 11:21 AM
subject YOUR HERO, GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE.

Dear,
Angel i am sorry that i sound to you unpleasant. i will be traveling by next week after recovering because i am emotionally depressed now. i am traveling to 0budu mount@in res0rt where i can watch snakes, monkey, crocodile, ride cable car. please if you have interest let me know on time. i want you and i to have a great fun, so that i can touch all over your body and feel the atmospher of love. i want to suck you all part of your body.reply me on time your hero mike.

OOO! That's great! Pat loves snakes, monkeys, and especially crocodiles!! Laughing

You b@stards really wound this boi up! Very Happy

He's sent four desperate messages this morning. Laughing

Quote:

rom Mike
to Pat
date Tue, May 26, 2009 at 4:20 AM
subject Re: Mike

DEAR,
MY honey moon angel how is life i hope everything is working together for your greatness. My angel mr J0hn Merr10t called me last night, we discussed at length he said you are in Benin Republic, and that you should give me proper address to locate you in benin Republic. Angel, i am coming alone to pollinate your flower and suck your golden milk. please angel, this is opportunity for us to be together and discusse vital issuses. please do not delay this message because i am anxious to be with you. Reply

OOO!

My golden milk? He's not talking about a golden shower is he? Yucky! Laughing

Six minutes later, he sends the same message, but changes the Subject line to an "order??"
Pat does not take orders from subordinate employees like Mike. She sees through his lying and scheming ways. She knows how nice John is, and that he never "orders" her to do anything. He asks her nicely like all good gentlemen do!

Quote:

subject ORDER FROM MR J0HN MERR10T.

Another six minutes go by and I get this gem! Very Happy

Mike, is that a promise? Laughing

Quote:

from Mike
to pat
date Tue, May 26, 2009 at 4:32 AM
subject i am beging you please, please.

Dear

Angel give me address to locate you, i am going to kill my self if i should not have you.

Two minutes later....

Quote:

from Mike
to Pat
date Tue, May 26, 2009 at 4:34 AM
subject Re: Mike

I am about to die now for you.mike.

Well, Mike. Go right ahead and die, then! Make my day. Very Happy

Talk about putting a poor girl on the spot with a greedy, ravenous, desperate lover!! Shocked

Thanks, guys! I appreciate it. Very Happy

Now on to other lads. From Th@nkg0d:

Quote:

from th@nkG0d
to Pat
date Mon, May 25, 2009 at 3:20 PM
subject I APPRECIATIVE YOUR SUPPORT

Hello P@tricia Cr0k1n,

I receive the form which you sent to me to fill, in other for Moosechucle company to take care of my hospital bills.

But i am now still in the hospital and can not be able to scan the form out to fill and send back to you.

If you know other means you can help me with i will be appreciative.

Hope you understand me.

Thank you for your understanding and support.

Regards,
Mr.Th@nkG0d 0b1nna 0fo3kw3

Pat is nice. She will wait for him to get out of the hospital and locate a scanner. And yes, it is a requirement for payment. No forms=no money. Smile

JohnK doesn't sound very pleased with the way Pat spoke her mind to him yesterday. Tough tomatoes! JohnK is a prick. Evil or Very Mad

I love the anger and anguish in this email. so refreshing! Smile

Quote:

from JohnK
to Pat
date Mon, May 25, 2009 at 10:22 AM
subject Re: Fwd: Where are you?

Pat
Thanks for all your insults yesterday after the ordeal i have been passing thru with moosechuckle as a company, did you ever know what it means to labour waste time and money in vain pursuing the wind/ or did you ever know the cost of travelling from ones country to another without achieving results, if you had ever known the kind of pains i am passing through right from the reign of Jack to this present day you would,nt have spoken to me that way/
Let me ask you this Pat, hhas the company not been paying you salaries, now i and my team had been burning wasting our little cash in moosechuckle assignments and you expected me to be happy and even asked me to piss off, you spoke to me like that pat, just for the fact that i was angry and complained.
Well i just want to ay thank you but don,t forget to consider yourself in my shoes.
John

Time to think of a nice way to tell him Pat doesn't give a sh1t! Evil or Very Mad

So he thinks he's been pursuing the wind? I'll fart in his general direction. Laughing

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 11:31 am

If you were not such a honey moon angel. Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 12:41 pm

What? What Corona? If I was "not such a Honeymoon Angel"....you would plant a big wet kiss on my cheek? Wink

I'll take it! Very Happy

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 3:00 pm

well done gang. great phone call

any updates you want/need on the website, let me know the specifics.

Lucky promised to deliver proposals, nothing from him for a few days.

oddly enough, one of our employees has again contacted us after weeks of silence.

May 13th

Quote:

Dear Jeremy,

Thanks for your mail.

I am really sorry for my late reply due poor network server,that was course by heavy rainfall as you can see that this is the time of rainy season down here but right now everything has been put in order.

Please,I would like you to explain to me more better about the new proposals,I think we are going to be interested.I hope you aware of the new security photo which Emily sent to me.

However,if thier is any other proposals from the The 0tter,try and let us know.I am not happy about the way things are going,I knew how much I spent during The 0tter paint show last time and I would not like such things to happens again.

So any proposals,thier must going to be a mutual aggrement financially.

Moreover,don't forget to tell me full details about the U.S.visa whenever the time comes.

Please I would like you to call me with this number +xxxxxxxxx

Hope to hear from you soonest.

Regards,
Mr.Os0ndu

.

Mr Os0ndu

It is good to hear from you again. I was worried that you have moved on to something else. I am unsure exactly what you are saying about the money you spent on The 0tter? If you would have provided the proposal before the deadline, we would have gladly reimbursed you. but because you did not meet the deadline, there is nothing I can do for you. I told you repeatedly the importance of the deadlines.

*deleted scripted client details*

If you are interested in this please let me know so that I can explain it better.

Jeremy

no reply to the client details until end of last week

Quote:

Dear Jeremy,

How are you today?

Has anything comes up,Please inform us,or you can call me +234-xx-xxxx-xxxx.

Hope to hear from you soonest.
Regards,
Mr,Os0ndu

Mr Os0ndu

Thank you for your email. We do have two clients available.

I will list them below, please tell me if this is possible for you to represent either of them.

*deleted scripted client details*

I told you earlier that I prefer to explain things by email so that there is no confusion. If you truly need to contact me I can be reached at xxxxxxxxxx. I do not usually give my personal number and only in the case of an emergency is it to be used.

Let me know your thoughts

Jeremy

he aslo contacts Emily

Quote:

Dear Emily,

How are you today?

I am to informs you that the our new security photo will be sending to you by next week,due to the our wheather climatic change that led to heavy rainfall,we are always experiencing poor net work server.

Please due bear with us for any inconvineinces this may course you.

Hope to hear from you soonest.
Regards,
Mr.Os0ndu

Mr Os0ndu

Thank you for your email. I will look for your security photo and when it is received I will send it off to the company to create your official employyee security identification.

Emily

oh goody, a lad promising something. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 5:00 pm

Quote:

due to the our wheather climatic change that led to heavy rainfall,we are always experiencing poor net work server.

Now I have never heard that alibi before!

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 5:28 pm

^^^Neither have I! Laughing

Here Slap:

I have a sucky one, but I didn't want to give you the wrong impression.

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 6:12 pm

Quote:

Subject: Round letter to Team M00seknuckle Nigeria

Dear Members of the Team M00seknuckle Nigeria,

After yet another successful trip we have returned to the US, our bags full of contracts with valuable and promising agents and artists from the countries of Togo, Ghana and Benin.

If we had met you at the designated place, we are sure Nigeria would be our number one today!

We will be presenting you exact figures, photographs, meeting photographs and the first sponsorship contracts with French magazines, addidas sportswear companies and Nokia telecommunication on our website very soon.

--
Faithfully yours, R. O

This will certainly provoke some replies...then i can get more specific Very Happy

EDIT Mike replies:

Quote:

dear,
recieved your letter of round up, i went back to togo again today to meet you people what about pat is she in african please tell me i want to seen her.i am writing you from togo
please reply with express, mike.

Don´t get too excited.... Sad

62.173.48.182 Nigeria (Lagos) Liar ! Evil or Very Mad

He just phoned Wayne though. said he was "going back tomorrow". Pah!

Randy replied this:

Quote:

Hello, Mike.

Where are you in Togo?

Yes, Pat staid in Benin for the rest of the week, which was her own wish. Her exact address is , 11 km west of Cotonou-Fidjrossè (Benin), hotel name is . She´s still busy with other artists and also taking a short break from the US office stress she explained...

Mr,. Merri0t keeps complaining to me you keep ringing his phone. What´s the matter?

Regards, R

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 9:54 pm

After annoying the crap out of poor Wayne, I finally got Mike on his phone this afternoon. Thanks, Frumpy, for the moral support. Romancing a lad as a female can be stressful! I enjoyed doing this call. Laughing

http://www.4shared.com/file/107979669/c5152b1f/pattomikemay26thcut.html

Since the lad started crying?? again for an email and a phone number, I sent him this. Sleepy said it sounded like a S1mba email. Hmm..or maybe Cachuma's hairbrush spirit was moving in me. Wink

Quote:

Dear Mike,

I had to walk the whole way back to the hotel so that is why it has taken me so long to get back to you.
But I did run very fast for some of it, but I :was falling out of my bikini so I had to slow down. Men were staring at me. Hehe.
It was so wonderful talking to you on the phone tonight! And what a fine feeling I have now.
Mike, I am no longer worried about your health and I am Looking forward to seeing you tomorrow at 2PM.

Here is the hotel address:
The Jardin Helvetia Hotel Resort
Houndodji Plage, Route des Pêcheurs, 11 km in the west of Cotonou - Fidjrossè (Benin)

I have to charge my satellite phone all night tonight. That is why it was breaking up so bad and I couldn't hear you. The battery was very weak.
I sure have lots of shopping to do for you tomorrow! I wonder what I will see to buy you besides the watch?
When you told me you were dancing for joy to see me, I was really excited, too! Please, please, please, honey, try extra special hard for me to make the video of you dancing for joy to see me! That would really get me all horny and hot for your body, if you emailed me a short video of that! If you don't have a camera, a lot of pictures of your dancing would be ok, but a video would really, really turn me on!

I can't wait for you to arrive and hold me in your arms, Mike. Don't forget to bring the DVD, and the flowers you promised me, too! I love lovesongs and flowers! I'm melting right now..oh, oh.

Slappy wet kisses,
Pat Smile

Excuse me now, while I go puke this out!

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 11:37 pm

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 6:57 am

Fantastic

ask RS, there is nothing more enjoyable than a deeply hooked romanced lad who repeats "I´m coming tomorrow, I´m coming tomorrow to meet you!"

The lad is so happy Smile

Pat treated him so bad - now he´s crying again ! Mike has a serious problem with his emotions..."Angel, calm down. forgive me!" He is so excited, he doesn´t know what to say now. Good to know he likes gold watches.
"Are you alone?"
"I´m very happy"
He is giggling

Somehow I miss his "YESSAH".
Anyway, HE is apologizing for not having met us. That´s how it ought to be Smile

"Hon I´m coming to you I can wait. " Very Happy

"I`m on my knees, send me your address and phone number"

Nice Smile

he will leave at 9 AM in Nigera.
"Angel, what do you have for me?"
Oh, he has won some dancing competitions in Nigeria, now that´s why SH asks for a little video of him dancing.
Now he says he´s having problems with the rest of the Lagos MM team.

Anyway, I must admit he is not uncharming...he might have practice as a romance lad...wouldn´t surprise me. He would behave the same "happy" acting way to a real victim Sad

And a big final kisss - urrrrrgh - booohah. Slaphappy, how can you endure this? Very Happy

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:11 pm

That was the funniest call Laughing

I can imagine the loverboi running up and down the coast looking for his sweet angel.
I hope that Pat will give him the full safari treatment Very Happy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:28 pm

Pat wrote to suffering lad, Th@nkG0d, to assuage his fears about his job.

Quote:

from Pat
to th@nkG0d
date Wed, May 27, 2009 at 7:17 AM
subject Re: I APPRECIATIVE YOUR SUPPORT

Dear ThankGod,
I'm so sorry to hear that you are still in the hospital recovering. I hope you will get better soon. We need you here at M00sechuckle and would hate to lose you.
Don't worry about the timeliness of the forms while you are in the hospital. We realise and are very understanding of your situation there. We will patiently wait for your full recovery and discharge and then you can locate a scanner and send the forms required for reimbursement to us. We will continue to pray for your speedy recovery, Mr. ThankGod, and don't you worry your little head about a thing. Everything will work out for the best very soon. Take care of yourself. That is the main thing you should focus on right now, ok?
Warmest Regards,
Pat

We just love this pet, and want to just hold and squeeze the little b@stard. Very Happy

Pat got really pissed off at J0hnK, who making a real nuisance of himself. Evil or Very Mad

Quote:

from Pat
to J0hnK
date Wed, May 27, 2009 at 8:13 AM
subject Re: Fwd: Where are you?

Dear John,

Listen, buddy boy! You have a serious attitude problem, among other things. How dare you speak to me this way! I was trying to help you on the phone when you were in Togo, but you didn't LISTEN. You kept flapping your fool mouth off, and refused to shut the hell up, and LISTEN to me or John Merr10t. That is problem number two - you don't LISTEN to anybody. You go off, half-cocked, following your own plans, and expect us to adapt to your tardiness for meetings and projects. That is problem number three - you are always LATE for meetings, and LATE with submitting EVERYTHING. This is simply not acceptable, or tolerated here at Moosechuckle Modeling. After you are late with something, you get ANGRY and ABUSIVE, if your lame excuses are not accepted and causes us pains and rescheduling. That is problem number four - your personality is SELF-CENTERED and you expect your superiors here to go out of their way to accept your lazyness and all the rest of your inappropriate behaviors. Do you think that the Moosechuckle World revolves around you, John? Well, it doesn't and never will. You are an employee and you should show some respect for your superiors, myself included. Who are the bosses here? You? Absolutely not! Minor employees such as agents have no say about how things are done here. They are expected to do their work, and submit it on time, and show up at the place and time that management tells them. If you are not like that policy, then go take a hike and get another job. You can be easily replaced with another agent.
The question of payment you bring up: You would have been paid all that was due you, HAD YOU LISTENED TO JOHN M. AND DID EXACTLY AS HE SAID. You did not. You showed up LATE. You did not CALL at the designated time. Then, YOU LEFT THE VENUE! Not only that, YOU LEFT THE COUNTRY! You sent Mike back to meet with us, while you went home. That is incredibly irresponsible, John.

MM has always paid my salary on time and has treated me well. I started as an American model for them, and graduated to a Head Office position as executive secretary here. I am very well compensated for my work here, because I take my job seriously and do it very very well. Women are treated as equals to men here at Moosechuckle Modeling, as it is the right of every woman to be treated as such. You seem to think that women's opinions, wants, needs, and status should be below a man's. We hate attitudes like that here, and we will not tolerate it in any form. So, you will speak and act and treat me and all women at MM exactly the same way. There are no exceptions to this rule, and it is grounds for termination if you do not comply.

Right now I'm enjoying a company-paid vacation in Benin. It's a lovely place on the finest beach in Africa, and I'm drinking and eating like a queen. It's great to get back into my bikini and sun my body to a nice golden brown with the wind caressing my soft skin. I feel like a woman again, instead of a cattle rancher, like my childhood upbringing taught me.

And working with you John has reminded me a great deal about my cattle ranching days. I always had to keep track of all of them, and chase down and rope up the strays and bring them back to the herd, kicking and mooing. You are like a headstrong cow, always trying to break out of the fence and being the one I always have to keep my eye on, ready to whip and rope and drag if necessary, back inside the fence. Working with you has been very tiring, always having to chase you down and write multiple emails to fix your mistakes. And your phone calls are aggravating as hell, where we are forced to listen to all of your many many problems. I'm not even sure that you are worth our efforts on your behalf anymore. Do you know what we did on the ranch when it was time to shoot and butcher a cow? We picked the one who caused us the most problems. The cow who always got dragged. Think about this very very hard before you ever write to me again. Your name is at the top of my shootlist, and I've been sharpening the blade on the grinding wheel.

Sincerely,
P@t Cr0k1n
Executive Secretary - MM

It was fun writing that one! I wonder if he will quit, after a woman sussed and cussed him out good? Very Happy

I'm waiting for an email or call. Where is Pat's lover? He should be here in about 30 min. Smile

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 1:43 pm

Update! I just sent this email to Mike, 12 minutes after he was due to meet me at the hotel. I have not heard from him yet.

Quote:

Patricia Crokin to Mike

Dear Mike,
My love, i can't wait to see you! I'm so excited! Do you wanna know how much? I had multiple orgasms last night in my dreams, just thinking of you!
I'm not sure if all this is real or a wild fantasy! You will be here soon, and I'm dripping with anticipation and wet with desire for you!
I'm also a little concerned about something that happened last night and at the market today. There is a funny-looking old white man who has been stalking me I think.
I saw him on the beach last night before I called you. He was about halfway from the hotel. Then, after a late dinner, I saw him again at the bar, staring at me with these
frenzied eyes, like black holes surrounded with red around the them. He didn't say anything to me, just looked at me. When I smiled at him, he turned away for a minute, then
he turned his gaze back at me. I don't know who he is, but he was dusty like he just came out of the bush and his shirt was torn on the shoulder. I'm afraid of him, Mike.
I think he is following me, and maybe he wants to rape or rob me if he gets me alone or something. I just don't know. I want to ask him who is is, and why he is following me, but I'm afraid.
I'm seriously thinking of moving out of this hotel very soon, and trying to get away from him. If you don't find me when you get here, don't worry. I have met a very nice tall black man,
named En1t@n. He lives in K0k0biri, and he has offered to help me get away from this man. I have asked him to stay with me, and protect me. He will be coming here to the restaurant soon.
I have checked out of my room, and packed my bags, including all your wonderful gifts I bought you at the market. I told En1t@n that I have also seen the man at the market, when I was looking for
your Ipod. It was a quick look, and I'm not sure if it was him, but I felt a rush of evil cold shiver through my body, and got goosebumps on my skin.
I have your Moosechuckle M0deling salary, your gold watch, and Ipod. I bought a brand new one, as I'm sure that the other one was stolen goods. The man seemed very evasive when i asked him
where he got it, so I found another shop to buy the Ipod. I also have the money that John sent me to spend on the vacation, some $30,000 in cash. If I don't find out who this guy is, or if I see him
again, I think I will leave here with Enitan and go to a safe hiding place for awhile until we are sure we are free of the man. I wish you were here already to protect me, Mike, but Enitan is very big and strong too.
En1t@n is here now, so I simply must go now. Please stay in touch via email, as i will try to check it when it is safe for me. My satellite phone does not get a good signal now in this place at the moment.
Do not worry about that. When it is working better we can talk. I hope you had a good trip here to Benin. And if you see the strange white man, stay away from him. Do not let him see you looking his way.
I have a feeling that he can read one's thoughts if you catch his eyes and look long enough. He might be possessed by some evil spirit or something. Have you ever seen anyone like that? Possessed?
I have a few times. I'm afraid, but I know good is on my side and will help me and protect me, Mike.
Farewell for now, hero Mike. I must speak with En!t@n quickly.
Love you.
Pat

And then, the strangest thing happened! Shocked

Yahoo closed down Mike's email! I got this reply!

Quote:

from Mail Delivery Subsystem <[email protected]>
to pat
date Wed, May 27, 2009 at 9:12 AM
subject Delivery Status Notification (Failure)

hide details 9:12 AM (12 minutes ago) Reply

This is an automatically generated Delivery Status Notification

Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently: [email protected]

This account has been disabled or discontinued

Now, what are the chances of this occurring at this exact moment in time, as my poor lad is traveling to meet the love of his life, his future wife!? Mad

Something really spooky is going on. Fortunately for us, it's the lad who will suffer the brunt of this development. Pat and En1t@n will blame it on the strange little old man with the red-rimmed black holes for eyes! Very Happy

I will resend my last message, when I get another good one from him, and add some more terrifying details of our heroine's plight! Laughing

Another damsel in distress!

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 1:46 pm

Nice one Slappy, that was the greatest call ever.

my prospects are not nearly as exciting or promising.

Lucky is turning out to be a typical lad. he had, in the past, shown such promise. it is starting to look that he is all talk and no action.

Mr Uch3ndu

I have not heard from you and need to remind you of the upcoming deadlines. I am worried that you will not be providing the proposal as promised.

Tell me your thoughts

Jeremy

Quote:

Dear Jeremy,
Sorry that i have not reached you.I have discussed with my models on the job on ground,the once that are interest the gave appointment since thursday last week and they have not showed up.I have call them on phone and they promise that they will come but i'm yet to see them.I really discussed in details with them,telling them the nature of the job.

I also mentioned that after taking the photographs,i will send it to you and if the company that need accept the photographs,they should be getting about US$23,000 or more.I asked me for money to to buy the wears and for making up to take the pictures,i told them to use their money to buy it,once i send it to you and you confirmation the pictures are ok i will pay them for what spent in buying and making up,at the same time pay transport allownce for them.Ever since our discussion last week monday i have not seen them.

That is the situation i am i n at the moment.

Lucky

Mr Uch3ndu

This is very unfortunate news, You assured me that you could handle this and you have disappointed me and the company. If I recall correctly I explained to you in detail the importance of the deadlines?

It is obvious your models are not serious about this business, they were only a few days from receiving the client bonus. If you are not interested in pursuing this work, please tell me now.

Jeremy

Quote:

Dear Jeremy,
I am surprise you sound this way on your mail, that if I am not interested in pursuing this work, I should let you know right away. Well within myself, I know what I have done to get this far in this business, despite the fact that I have not succeeded in getting what your client want does not mean that I am not serious. I know the effort, the time and money I have spent, making sure get some good for your company. That I did not get these models for this particular business you have on ground does not mean this is the end of the road.

I have tried my best possible to convince the two models who have high interest for this particular job on ground but I still don’t know what is slowing them down. I still scout for more models and I have gotten some who are about coming for interview. I still want to repeat my statement I used in one of my mail to you and I quote it is all about when someone making a mistake, the person in charge as an experienced person in the business should give correction, encourage his people to work harder and not trying to lay blame.

I will still want to continue with the business with your company if you still need my services. You did not write to me for this job, I got your contact from the internet and I applied for the job because I have passion for it.

Regards,

Lucky Uch3ndu

*blah, blah, blah, blah* Rolling Eyes

Mr Uch3ndu

I appreciate your passion and your promises of loyalty and compassion. I have spoken with both clients I told you about and they have agreed to extend the deadline to June 3rd. It took much convincing on my end and my reputation in the company is placed in your abilities to meet the new deadline. I do this only because I trust you are honest and sincere.

I fear that if you are unable to meet the new deadline the board of employee afairs may take severe action against both of us. It is imperative that you do not fail to meet the new deadline.

Jeremy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 4:36 pm

^^oh oh, MG! Sounds like heads will roll... Laughing

Meanwhile, back in Benin...
Wayne helped me out again this morning with the silly Mike.
Mike says that he is in Benin, but I'm not sure I believe it, yet. Can his Nigeria number work in Benin, but not in Togo?? I'm not sure. I need an email from him to verify IP address and to continue this loving relationship! Plus, he can't miss the details of his own romance story, now can he?

http://www.4shared.com/file/108151456/d86c3828/mikeontraveldaymay27thtxt270509cut.html
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an aside to Wayne in the chat session...

[11:19:50 AM] Slap to Wayne: it sounded like the idiot didn't understand the importance of making another email acct, and emailing me from it now. i bet he's going to wait for me to call..i ll wait an hour, and if i don't hear from him, make a frantic call about emailing me from a new acct, right away! i'm in danger, and you need to read the email i sent you! make a new yahoo.com address! now! my phone has not been working well...i can't hear you very well!
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Well, some minutes went by with no email from Mike to Pat. I knew the idiot would call back Wayne, playing J. Merr1ot! What a dumbass! Here's the 2nd call that Wayne, of romancescambaiter.com, recorded for me. Thanks again, Wayne! You are great help in our safari! I wish Frumpy was around this morning to play with us too.

Warning! This audio contains adult language and content, and should not be played on speakers at work!
NSFW! And you might want to put your drink down, it's pretty damn funny!

http://www.4shared.com/file/108151213/c8e77511/michael2.html

I have a funny feeling that Mike just doesn't grasp the idea of simply making up another yahoo.com account, and emailing Pat Cr0k1n, even after all that abuse from Wayne. OMG! What a dumbass! Laughing

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 4:59 pm

Great work, guys Very Happy

Yes, unfortunately, unlike the TW4T form, the MM ones do not have a field for "alternative" email.

Can it be that Mike does not know Pat´s email anymore now?

Additionally, I´m really puzzled, is Wayne really that angry or just acting so well?

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 5:37 pm

Hilarious!

Can't wait for his response and I have faith that he will. clapping

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 9:42 pm

More strange occurances, as my pc crashed last night, my voice morpher had problems and "Pat" disappeared from it, and I had trouble getting online with my router. It took me some time to fix the problems with the pc. Could it be an evil juju curse? Shocked

Nah!

I finally called Mike's number after hearing nothing from him for hours. I think someone picked up the phone on the 2 calls I made. They said nothing, I heard nothing. Pat pleaded with the dead empty space, "Mike! Mike! I'm in trouble! Where are you? Please honey, email me right away!"

What a spooky safari! OOOOO! Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:51 am

Update!
Sleepy came on and we woke up Mike. She got his new email address! The lad thought Sleepy was Pat!
Since when did Pat ever speak Polish, and why didn't she talk English to Mike, if it was Pat?? Confused

Man, oh, man this lad is dense! Laughing

Well, I sent him my last message, and added this to it:
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Dear Mike,
You sent me an email but it was empty! something strange is going on! I tried to reach you by phone, and someone picked up, but didn't say anything! Are you ok?
Something strange is going on, Mike! Here is the email I sent to your old box that bounced back. this should explain things now. I have left the hotel and am with Enitan now.
I will contact you tomorrow.
Love,
Pat
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Here's Sleepy's great call in Polish. I only understtod the food references!
Thanks, Sleepy, for your specail guest appearance! Very Happy

http://www.4shared.com/file/108252745/ce193bca/polishsleepytomikemay27thcut.html

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Guess what? The email addy was coming up as good in yahoo, but bounced back, again!
We checked it later..no good. Unbelieveable! Shocked

Well I really think he's stuck in Benin, and the spirits are working to keep him there. I'll call him as Pat in the morning, and tell him I'm in Parakou maybe. Smile

The show goes on, but this is unlike any other safari I've ever been in.
This lad is jinxed! Laughing

Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 7:55 am

Hahaha - that´s too funny Very Happy

Poor Mike, you demand a lot from him !
Sleepy, what do you say to him? Naughty things?
Mike says the right things: "This is Michael. I´m in Cotonou right now: Angel, angel, angel."
I think we should spell the new email box to him, with login details, the MM special one we have made for him. Like "pee-a-tee-cee-arr-oh-kay-i-n AT yahoo.com" Laughing

I do not doubt he is in CTN but I doubt he has made it through to the hotel itself, otherwouse wouldn´t he be "highly disappointed" again?
Haha, he can´t even call JohnK for help this time because he has tried to do his own MM business this time, away from the Nigerian Team Very Happy

Talking about the devil...

JohnK wrote:

Randall,
Now that we,ve missed it all what is our next line of action, i and all the members of my team are desperately worried over the whole thing, some of them are about to giving up now and i don,t know how to stop them, can you please give me this assurance once more that there is security in this job of a thing, or do we still hope that one day m00senuckle will remember to pay us and fix us all up. one of them told me that i am pursuing the wind how can you work for close to one year now John without any prove of it, i think this question is worth reasoning for Randall, where am i going and what is my fate , please help me for you,ve been my closest friend and you are the only one that could talk to me with the language i could understand.
Common Randall i need your help and asistance fast.
John

Hmmm....some secure transfer for Benin since we all have "misunderstood" Mike in the way that they are all there right now? How about that?
Or, to "speed up" the payment process, John needs to record a video message with the above content, to the M00seknuckle Managers?
I think Mr. Merri0t is the problem, anyway Wink

I think he is suspicious about "further" investing in John´s group (suspected 419ers)...so therefore, who wants to go and leave John´s group, may go, it seems email work is more their profession than real work...
I do not know if John Merri0t could word it like that? Mean and nasty and disapporoving all of JohnK´s efforts? Wink

Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:26 pm

^^ we have a client in desperate need of a 10 photo proposal, willing to pay $27,000. the money would be transfered within 2 days of submittal approval.

This might be a good way to get him to safari 'again'...

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:38 pm

TG sends a simply lovely email in a special font of some sort that brightens up Pat's day. Very Happy

She is so happy now after all that confusion and drama of yesterday. Either he is content to sit on his @ss and do nothing for MM, or maybe he really is sick in the hospital. Doesn't matter. We'll give this pet lots of time to be ready to get back to work. Safari veterans are special.

Quote:

from th@nkG0d
to Pat
date Thu, May 28, 2009 at 3:37 AM
subject Thank you for your kindness

Good Morning P@tricia,

May God be with you all through this day,

I am very happy when i receive your message, and i thank you for the good wishes that you wish me, and the prayer for me to recover.

I will always remain grateful to you, and all the effective moosechuckle members who feel concern in my illness,God will bless you all.

Thank you for your understanding and kindness.

Sincerely yours,
Mr.Th@nkG0d 0binn@ 0fo3kw3

JohnK reacts to Pat's beatdown slappy email with some more of his great gems and adages of language. Smile

I despise this guy, but his emails are amusing. It will be a great loss of humor if we send him to the Accra bank for payment, but he deserves to to paid for his efforts so far.

Pat will also mention to JohnK of what Mike said to her awhile ago, "John needs to be replaced as head of the Nigeria team. He is slow to think, slow to work. He is holding the team back with his delays and his unserious ways. I am smarter and more creative of mind than John. If I hold the crown the cookies surely would never crumble. If an elephant should chase I would climb the prickly thorn tree and John would stand still and die." Laughing

You don't think that would cause any problems for Moosechuckle Nigeria, do you, guys? Laughing

Quote:

from JohnK
to Pat
date Thu, May 28, 2009 at 4:44 AM
subject Re: Fwd: Where are you?

Pat,
There is an African adage that says , A goat does not eat what does not belong to him for the first time and they would pull off her horns, We, ve always been good pallies and i still regard and respect you as my boss, but i was only furious with what happend last week end which was no ones fault, actually, if i personally had understood your tones clearly what stops us from tracing you in Benin, we took the night there and proceeded for lagos the next day.
Iam sorry Pat, i don,t mean to hurt you by any means, i love mossechuckle and i had been Labouring for her since last year without complaining. but the water had come over the bridge for now,It has not been easy with me and the members of my team, since i told them of the Togo meeting and salary payment and we came back without any news they have all been complaining as we use to contribute money in most of our projects.
Pat believe i have nothing agaist you nor any body else, i was only angry the way the cookies are crumbling, and you know as the leader here uneasy lies the head that wears the crown Pat/
Finally, i am sorry in any way i had looked down on you it was sins commited while conscience slept, i love you Pat and i still recognise you and Randall as my closest friends since Jack kicked the bucket. please forgive me and keep on pressing buttons for us for most of my people are about to give up.
John

Not exactly what Pat wanted to hear, but close enough!

Whoo Hoo! Mike is confused in Cotonou, crying, stranded, and no money left!
41.191.86.5 Benin*
Confirmation! Yassah!
I was only 91% sure he was there yesterday. Very Happy

Quote:

from Michael
to Pat
date Thu, May 28, 2009 at 4:49 AM
subject is really me you call last night your hero mike call my number+234xxxxxxxxxx.

Dear Angel,
angel is me mike, please angel the hicker have hijark my former email box, the one i am using now and is [email protected] please angel mind the way you talk to people, and mind the way you answer calls in africa. angel give your phone number you are using presently i am still in cotonou looking for you. your mail you sent to me through my new box i have got it, angel i am confused in cotonou rigt now no place to go. call me now; with the this number+234xxxxxxxxxx. angel is me that you call last night. please call me now, your hero is crying here in cotonou .call me now with above my number.number+234xxxxxxxxxx.
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from Michael
to Pat
date Thu, May 28, 2009 at 4:51 AM

subject Mike is it really me your hero mike number+234xxxxxxxxxx.

<same content as above message>
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from Michael
to Pat
date Thu, May 28, 2009 at 8:31 AM
subject I AM STRANDED IN COTONOU NO MONEY EMERGECY RESUE

Dear;
Angel is me your hero mike the only hero in your life,
received your message i was so suprise how things went wrong i so much believe God is going to work is miracle for us to seen each now.
Angel you explain things to me which concering mad man how come about it well my condition very is worst here in cotonou i have been looking for allover but no place to fined you. please beware of En1tan he is a pretender because he looking something to steal from you. please call me and tell me where you are right now this is my phone to call +234xxxxxxxxxx. i am loging in this hotel in cotonou this is the address of the hotel

xxxxxxx HOTEL? TAKE CAR FROM WHERE YOU ARE AND DROP AT xxxxxx;
xxxxxxx- xxxxxxx HOTEL INSIDE COTONOU. PLEASE MEET ME HERE TODAY I DONT HAVE ANY OTHER MONEY WITH ME NOW CALL NOW, NOW ?NOW YOUR HERO MIKE.+234xxxxxxxxxx.
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from Michael
to Pat
date Thu, May 28, 2009 at 8:35 AM

subject CALL ME NOW PLEASE YOUR HERO MIKE +234xxxxxxxxxx.

<same content as above message>
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from Michael
to Pat
date Thu, May 28, 2009 at 8:37 AM

subject YOUR HERO MIKE.+234xxxxxxxx.

<same content as above message>

What great news! Very Happy

LMAO now! Yesterday must have been just one of those days.
It looks now like Mike and Pat are both in need of heros! Very Happy

Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 3:18 pm

You guys have entertained me for days since I found this thread - what a story!

Just wondering.....if he thinks that a "hicker have hijark my former email box" could this be played on? Could his 'wife to be' have fallen for the hickers tricks?........
"What do you mean by this email? You were wonderful in bed last night"!! Twisted Evil

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 3:47 pm

@That Man - Glad you are enjoying the wonderful world of Moosechuckle! Very Happy

Anything the lad says can be played on. You need to keep your eyes and ears open for any opportunities the lad gives you, and be flexible in the story line. You never know where it might lead, and sometimes the lad's suggestions are the best ones! Smile

A "hicker?" Maybe... An imposter lover? Pat has his picture, so she couldn't mistake someone else for Mike, but that doesn't mean she might not fall for the new guy...Pat is in no mood for love right now. She's running for her life! Very Happy

Back to "office mode." Pat must have found a cafe today, and had some time to send JohnK this. She may be on "vacation," and running for her life with En1t@n, but she is a dedicated employee who always answers her mails in a timely fashion. Smile

Quote:

from Pati
to JohnK
date Thu, May 28, 2009 at 11:33 AM
subject Concilliatory response

Dear John,
I don't have a lot of time here now, but I will accept your half-hearted apology about insulting me personally, even though it was filled with more complaints about our company and the way we do business in Africa.
I don't like the fact that you did not take FULL responsibility for the meeting fiasco in Togo, being LATE, leaving our clients and us hanging in limbo, and your poor decision to leave Togo and go back to Lagos in
such a short time.
This reminds me of something Mike told me a short time ago. I'm starting to believe it is really true. He knows you better than I do, so perhaps I should take his words very seriously. He said, " "John needs to be replaced as head of the Nigeria team. He is slow to think, slow to work. He is holding the team back with his delays and his unserious ways. I am smarter and more creative of mind than John. If I hold the crown the cookies surely would never crumble. If an elephant should chase I would climb the prickly thorn tree and John would stand still and die."
Mike seems to be an incredibly perceptive man with real insight into your intelligence, character, skills, personal drive, flexability, and leadership abilities. I think a re-evaluation of your performance should be considered, and changes made in our Nigerian personnel.
Sincerely,
Pat Crokin
Executive Secretary Moosechuckle Modeling

OOO! There may be trouble in ladland over this! Smile

Frumpy is back online, so away I go to have more fun with this lad. Stay tuned! Very Happy

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