I want Abba to be a TW4T

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Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:36 am

My first bait in years.
Story so far;
Abba (lad) is a Muslim and wont join my church as the church is based on Christianity.
Father Condalisa Basmati can only do business with Christians.
So he has introduced me to a Christian lad called Lucky (who I will consistently call Licky till he changes his name to Licky - at which point I will call him Lucky again)
So here I am trying to convince Abba that I want him to convert and do business as well;

"My Brothers,
It is good and bad news. Good that I have the pleasure of introducing our Church to Brother Licky and bad that we can not do business with a faithful man of God - Abba.
Are you sure we can not change your mind Abba?
Abba - I really want to ask if we can convert you. Some people think of this church as just Money Money Money Abba, but I feel you will be more interested in the spiritual side. Of course that is the real Name of the Game Abba. I really don't want you to be Slipping Through My Fingers Abba. I don't want to say So long to you Abba. My last word - Take a Chance on Me Abba. I don't want you to feel Under Attack, but I don't give up - That's Me. When All is said and done, the winner takes it all. Voules vous Abba.

And now to Licky. Are you a man of God Licky? Are you willing to join The Ch*rch of The W4tcht0w3r Ap0calypt1c T3st4m3nt (TW@T)? As I have explained to Abba, we can only do business with people of our own Church. We do hope you will join and maybe spread the TW@T in your area. Licky, I want to make this clear - the TW@T is for you Licky.

Do respond Brothers The TW@T is big enough for both of you.

Father Basmati"

Hope I don't loose Abba - loads of titles still to use. Hope this TW@T modality hasn't become to well known amongst the lads - I love it.