dx064
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Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:56 pm |
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Starts of with something about getting an ATM card and have to pay a fee I respond by telling him that I sent some laptops to mr gomer to get an ATM card but hes not gave me one yet.. anyway, yeah.. this is how its went so far:
Lad :
Me:
I send him a "printout" of the DHL tracking that shows its been delivered to lagos. The bad english is intentional, I notice lads seem to respond better to bad english? lol, anyone else noticed this?
Lad suddenly turns into some sort of PI, lol
Shock horror moment who has my laptops!! :<
Back to script again.. :<
I really needed to get him off script again since he drifting back into it so I thought about sending him an email as Mr Gomer :
I don't hear from him for about a day, not like him - but it was a sunday so i was hoping he might reply on monday.. but it seems hes logged onto his inbox 3 hours ago and must have replyed to me first then read the email from mr gomer and jumped out his seat, lol watch this..
7.01PM
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7.08PM Fall of seat moment
Then another 3mins later lad has a bad idea
Interestingly hes not replied to mr gomer! he wants to keep the laptops all to himself! LOL
So what to do now? Hmm..
1) Make lad run around DHL offices everywhere looking for Mr gomers laptops
2) Make lad run around looking for "Mr gomer" to hopefully cut a deal with him eg lad meet up in lagos
3) Claim mr gomer has paid DHL for the laptops but has hidden them from the FBI so the lad will run around places looking for them.
4) Other, your idea...
oh choices... help  |
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Yastreb
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Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:39 pm |
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I was thinking of a mix of 1 and 2 - start him looking from one DHL office to another, until Gomer breaks in to tell him not to bother, the laptops are with the Gomerboyz; want to do a deal? Start him on the path to joining the Gomerboyz, sending him on a wild goose chase around Lagos... |
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Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:51 pm |
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Number 2 might end up in public humilation or possibly even a beating. That would be cruel and completely <strike>u</strike>necessary.
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Ivana
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Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:30 pm |
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I would say all of the above 
Get him first looking for the laptops at DHL's - there should be a directory of addresses online somewhere - tell him someplace close to him, then you found out that mr. g0mer asked them to deliver it to a different office (must be closer to mr. g0mer)...maybe he could beat mr. g0mer to the office if he hurries and recover the "stolen" laptops for you...only to be picked up by mr. g0mer right before he gets there...tell him you got a letter from mr. g0mer saying the atm card is now in the mail...
Then as he looks at DHL's, more letters from mr. g0mer taunting him at what a small boi he is since he was only trying for $250 and mr. g0mer got 12k worth of laptops and if he wants to learn how to get bigger "scores" he should join them...
Once he goes for that idea - get him running around looking to meet mr. g0mer...
Of course, be happy mr. g0mer said your atm card was on the way and once you Don't get your ATM card you get very worried and concerned and angry... |
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dx064
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 27 Jan 2007
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Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:11 pm |
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I think I shipped it to the central lagos office in ikoyi? I'm not sure if mr gomer has the laptops from DHL but i hope not i asked him about it and he told me that the FBI will not get the laptops and he will send me a new ATM card soon.
i need to get the $50,000 atm card very soon because my boss will be back from his hoildays and he will ask about the laptops again!!!
let me know how you get on with the serach please
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Im sure another lad has took over or something since his english has gone from bad to really worse. I seriously don't understand a word, lol
Did he just admit that hes going to scam me of $250? lol  and if we send $500 to mr gomer he will cry? LOL well it seems i have no choice but first lets try and get him to talk to mr gomer..
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What do you mean mr gomer has not picked them up? Are they still at DHL? If you get the tracking number from mr gomer then maybe you can collect the laptops for me? Please try to make a deal with mr gomer and i will pay for the laptops to come back to the USA. we need to get the laptops back to resell to the customers! an ATM is no good for us at this time!
ask mr gomer for the tracking number for the DHL [email protected] we need to get this done fast because my boss will be back soon and i am crying thinking about it. |
I don't expect much out of this one, ah well we'll see how it goes... |
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dx064
Not quite a Newb
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Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:43 pm |
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Hmm.. I'm guessing a fee will be needed to release these laptops?  not sure if i should play along or just try and derail it again... hmm |
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