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Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:21 pm

The new ladette in South Africa passed on to Pat by Jack is ready to fill out her forms. Very Happy

Quote:

Hello Patrici@ Cr0k1n,

I have received the attachments and i will follow up according to your instruction in your email.

Thank you.

Regards,
Eromons3l3 Odi@

She writes english very well, and seems very polite. I can't wait to employ our first South African agent. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:53 am

Calls/flashes in from 45 minutes ago from and (only 1 minute later)
Ok, who of you is calling Jack with an US number? Smile

And who did with a Chicago area code one?!?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:31 pm

Frumpy, hum along to this tune.
Para noia, the destroy a..... Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:38 pm

The 708 number called again 30 minutes ago and left a cheerio "Hello?" as voice message Confused

Is someone having me on? Come on, tell me Very Happy

Pat, any news from the charity lad "Ambition"? It´s likely he is also being featured in sir scam alots charity lads mass bait thread.
Please send him the Employment Contract. THis was what he sent last to Randy:

Quote:

03-03-2009 at 22:13:22:
From:
IP: 86.62.16.202

Dear,RandaII 0ldman

Thanks for your mail.
I want to inform you that we have finished with the form,so how do we send it to you?
Hope to hear from you soonest

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:05 pm

email sent to all divisions of M00seknuckle;

Quote:

This email is being sent to all divisions. To expedite the proper payment of all elligible employees, contact and payment details must be sent directly to me. Any missing information will delay the payment process.

I also remind you to explain to your contacts that payments will only be made through bank transfers, there will be no exceptions! I have a list of approved banks that we have worked closely with in the past, all security measures have been addressed and approved by US bank transfer laws. We strongly urge our employees to chose from one of the approved banks.

If employees insist on having funds transfered to their own personal accounts, they should be notified that such transfers may take in excess of 45 days. These delays are not our doing and are standard for international business transfers.

If you have any questions please feel free to contact me.

3mily

she's become a stickler for details since the imbezzelment trial.

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:26 pm

Suits me

as long as you leave the forms to me, hehe.
And the Employment Contract says payment only quarterly or/and at an event. (Don´t know if "and" or "or", my scripts say "and" but they read the $$ figures ony, anyway.)
Have we ever had one lad who has read that thing?!?

No news on my side. Nothing from the big boys. A mass of new regulkar applicants of course but none yet ready for the forms. The AFl lad on Sunday was the most recent one.

EDIT 2 1/2 hours later, another flash from the Cicero, IL number!
Would a lad pay for a SkypeIn?!?

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:29 pm

S0lo Chris (most likely JohnK himself again) sent the Employment Contract. Now it´s just the application missing...

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 2:22 pm

Pat sent the 2 bois above their missing forms and the following emails. Smile

Quote:

from Patrici@ Cr0k1n
to Ambition Osundu
cc R@ndy Oldm@n
date Fri, Mar 6, 2009 at 9:17 AM
subject Missing contract Moossieknuckle Modeling

Dear Mr. Ambition Osondu,

We have received your application, but you have forgotten to send us the 2 page contract form. Please print it out, fill it out, sign it, rescan, and attach to email to us.

We must have a completed signed contract before we can offer you an agent or model job. Thank you and we will expect to see it soon in our email from you.

Warmest regards,

Patrici@ Cr0k1n

Executive Secretary

Moossieknuckle Modeling

CC: R@ndall Oldm@n
========
from Patricia Crokin
to Solomon Chris
cc R@ndy Oldm@n
date Fri, Mar 6, 2009 at 9:09 AM
subject Application missing

Dear Mr. Solomon Chris,

We have received your contract, but your application for employment was missing. Please print it, fill it out, rescan, and send back to us in an email attachment.

We must have an application for each applicant before a job can be offered to you. Thank you, and we are looking forward to receiving it soon.

Warmest regards,

Patrici@ Cr0k1n

cc: R@ndall Oldm@n

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:10 am

Here is the stuff from "B0se B0se"...I also apologize for posting such an ugly photo Very Happy

Ok...but where are your applications? Pat can be very insisting, can´t she?

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:21 am

I've been silent for a week or so. Apologies! Jack needs a break, you see?

Anyway, word from our 0budu lads, and it's a totally mixed bag of all kinds of ups and downs!

Jack had nothing from the three of them except for an email from Mike (which I think I posted earlier).

Anyway, Saturday arrives, and I get this from Johnk...

Lad wrote:

Sir,
Good day to you and all the members of m00seknuckle llc, I am surprise as i opened my mail box and no news from your end,Is all well or the load of work sir,
I am rounding up my report sir, the only problem is the cost of sending the T shirt, the recorded video plate and cup to your destination, if you had provided me with the details of your contact. any other thing like the the pictures, the bronchure and our report could be scan and send, what do you suggest sir that i should do/
John

I organize with the owner of the dropbox that I used for Solomon's (blank) DVD if it would be okay to use it again for Johnk's parcel. Yep, okay, but I dread to think what the cost of forwarding it from the US to me here in the UK will be. Anyway... it'll be worth it, I'm sure!

Jack wrote:

Dear John,

Forgive me for not replying sooner, especially to express my thanks for your work in going to 0budu and collecting much stuff for our information. I am having a small family problem at the moment and my attention is sorely divided, with much of my time going to sorting this problem out. I'm sure you understand that a good puts his family first even above that of his business, yes?

I will return to full capacity once this is solved, I assure you!

In the meantime, you can send things to my personal address here:
=================
Jack Melville Smeh0fik
9999 S. ????????? #999
????????????, Ok
99999-9999
United States of America.
=================
That way, they won't sit in my office unattended if I don't go in for a few days and I will receive them immediately at my house.

I look forward to your report, and any words from Chris and Mike. Also, how did your meeting with Darlington Onu1gbo go? I hope it went very well.

best wishes,

Jack

Lad wrote:

Sir,
Your,s was received few minutes ago with much thanks as i had waited so long endlessly, but thank God delay is not denial but please take it easy with whatever that is going on with your family, my prayer is that God will give you the enablement to seeing you thru, and dont forget that UNEASY IS THE HEAD THAT WEARS THE CROWN.
We are okay mr Darlington was called on phone, we had an apointment to meeting him as we were going home but our link changed as we were shown a cheaper and shorter way back to lagos, i actually called him to explain this, and he do understood. since then he had been keeping me in touch.
In the next couple of hours i shall be sending the parcel to your destination.
for the meantime i am begining to have problems with our proposed office consultant what do you advice as time is not on our side.
John

Jack wrote:

Dear John,

You know I would never let you down, so don't worry or fret when there is silence from my end. There will probably be a valid reason, and one that I will be on top of and sorting out, you can be assured of that!

I'm glad that you and Mr Darlington got on very well, even if you did not meet him on the way back. It's still good for him to know that he's not alone and has seen (or heard) one of our star employees in action.
May I have your own personal opinion of the man? Be honest, I don't mind.

I'm not sure why you say that time is running out on the office property. I thought that you and Pastor Joe had accepted that we will pay whatever is necessary to keep the competitors away, at least for the next week until the board members have come to a decision. Is that not enough? Have a word with Pastor Joe and ask him to negotiate with whoever is applying pressure on him, get him to explain that we need only a week more, and we are willing to beat any offer that another client for the office might present to him.

Finally, I'm very excited about the parcel of goodies you are sending to me that you picked up at 0budu! You mentioned recording videos of the place... are they in the parcel, too? Or will you download them and send them through email? Seeing the place when you and the others were actually there will be so exciting! I wish it would hurry up already.

best wishes,

Jack

Lad wrote:

Sir,
I am just from the courier company in negotiation of what it will cost me to send down to you the parcel, it is down too much higher than my greatest expectation and that has become a hitch a bit now for me but hopefully i will sort it out before fourty eight hours.
Mr Darlinghton sounds educated, sharp and like one that could be useful to us, though i have not seen him to psyche him and digest to download my thoughts but from his words let,s give him a trial, who knows/ I gave him a taste yesterday to give me information on what it will take to organise a beauty contest in his school, it is an assignment let me see what he has upstair.
Concerning the property i called the pastor this morning, Sir we have been given just one week from today wednesday the 3rd of march to the tenth of this month, if after this date and nothing is done we ould be loosing that office. so make hay while the sun shines..
My team needs an office now, we want to resume duties and prove to you sir the stuff that is in us.
Mike and Chris are bussy now putting final touches to their report
For now i will drop to have alittle snap and calm my brain it had been hectic for me this period but i like it for if you want a lion share in life, you must develope a lion,s heart. nothing good comes easy
John

Lad wrote:

Sir,
I have not much to write as i have succeeded in sending the video recorded tape, the bronchure from 0budu cattle centre and the pictures of your Nigerian staff and the staff of 0budu ranch. i also enclosed the list of their menu and prices of their amenities, the complementry card is the general manager of 0budu ranch, it is important you send a note of apreciation and thanks for his kind gesture towards us.
The t shirt and tea cup are safely kept for you sir.
i shall aswel send to you my report i have signed mikes and ask him to send to you mr chris will do so this weekend
John

Lad wrote:

Sir
The courier company assured me the parcel will get to you as from tuesday please watch put for it.
And please if there is any place we make mistake just pardon us. this you know is our first job we promise to grow higher as we learn.
John

While Johnk was sending me those emails, Mike was apparently writing this, ahem, "report" on his stay at 0budu. A lot of it sounds like it's taken straight from a guest information leaflet or card that you find in all hotel rooms, but that's a good sign! It means that at least someone went to 0budu and stayed in one of their hotel rooms.

First, his email...

Lad wrote:

Dear Sir,
Sorry i have not been opportuned to mail you since we arrived here,
We have been too busy preparing our reports. so kindly forgive me.
Enclosed here to this letter is copies of my fact finding report of the great
0budu mountain resort. How are you getting on with the permanent office
proposal and what is your advice about our expenses all through---
We are finacially down after the 0BUDU trip.
Sir, 0BUDU is a paradise on earth. Try it and you will like it. the people and the
environment. I wish to have an 0BUDU experience again.
From your obedient,Loyal representee
MIKE ORUEKH1GBEMEN

And then his attached "report"...

Jack wrote:

Dear Mike,

I thank you for sending your report. I shall make time to read it properly over the weekend. I am really glad that you had a good time at Obudu, and that you got your business done, too. Mixing pleasure and business is what we like to do here at M00seknuckle Modeling.

I will write more after I have had a time to look through your report.

best wishes,

Jack

Jack wrote:

Dear John,

I have only now had time away from my small domestic emergency to check in on my email tonight. Wow, you and Mike have sent me a lot of stuff! I see that you have confirmed the shipping of the parcel with the 0budu merchandise in it. I will look out for it arriving next week on Tuesday. Thank you for that!

John, Mike asked me about the expenses. I hope that you have been telling everyone in your group to keep all and every receipt for each expense. Remember that I can't authorize payment for anything that doesn't have an accompanying receipt. Let your people know this if they don't already. I don't want them being disappointed.

I'll write more later. I have Mike's report to read, and I have an email from Mr Darlington to answer, too.

best wishes,

Jack

And Darlington Onu1gbo, the lad I asked them to meet in Owerri (and they didn't, but they did speak to him) writes...

Lad wrote:

Sir,

I spoke with Mr. John yesterday concerning the research you ask them to do,he told me that he is going to send you the video clips and picture of the location via courier.I believe that you are going to like the place because of the temperature that ranges from 18 degree and 20 degree respectively with it lush green vegetation.

Sir,there is this suggestion i will like you to put into consideration to recruit models in Nigeria by engaging all university model show.I tell you it be a very good venture to recruit models through our university,college of education, and polytechnics.

Thanks in Anticipation,

Darlington Onu1gbo.

Jack wrote:

Dear Darlington Onu1gbo,

My apologies, sir, for not replying sooner. You must feel that I had abandoned you. Not so! I have been dealing with a few small emergencies here, both at work and at home. But don't fear, I have not forgotten about you.

I have just received a report from one of Mr John's colleagues, and I am getting a good feel for what 0budu can offer MM.

Your idea sounds like a good one. Can you explain more details about what you plan to do? What we don't like to do at MM is to recruit people on false promises and then let them down. So, while your idea is probably going to be very good, I wouldn't like to attract too many hopefuls and then have to tell many of them that we can't employ them. I guess what I'm saying is that I just want to make sure your idea has the right level of selection so that we only make promises to the people who are really likely to move on to bigger things with our company. I hope you know what I mean.

Anyway, don't worry about that. Let me know in more detail what you propose, and we'll see how it looks once you've written it out for me.

best wishes,

Jack

And to Chris Aw0rh, who always gets left out. Mainly because he doesn't write much.

Jack wrote:

Dear Chris,

I have received word from both John and Mike about the trip to 0budu. I was wondering if you would be offering me your thoughts and impressions on the resort, too? The more people who contribute and throw me their opinions and feelings about their experience at the place, the better informed we will be here and so we can then make the best decision.

I look forward to your reply,

Jack

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 5:21 pm

Mr Darlington sounds like he could be a Johnk Mk II...

Lad wrote:

Sir,

I clear understand your predicament and i can't hold any thing against you, because as a leader you are doing quiet well and your passion towards your employers speaks volume.I thank you for reviewing my suggestion and give me the approval to provide my details to you which i will send to you on Monday.I promise that i will not let you down because of the trust you have bestowed on me.

Best Regard,

Darlington Onu1gbo.

Jack is so charismatic and inspires so much loyalty, it's amazing! I think you'd eat your own shoelaces if he told you to.

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 5:29 pm

Meanwhile, elsewhere in MM Land, an application from one Lucky Uch3ndu comes in. He sends a scanned first sheet of the MM application form, and then a scan of a letter typed on the letterheaded paper of a company by the name of "Lunkem International Limited", claiming to be a business dealing with importing cars, but the text of the letter explains that Mr Lucky would like to be an MM agent. The address he gives is in Lagos, and... hmmm... let's think... who do we know that lives in Lagos and is burning with enthusiasm to do MM business?

Jack wrote:

Dear John,

I'm just finishing getting through all of my emails that have gone unread these past few days. Thank you for everything you've done so far! From the reports from you and Mike (but no word from Chris yet), it sounds like you have achieved a lot in a very short time, and I know that I am very grateful indeed. As soon as I tell the other managers here, they too will be very impressed.

Don't be afraid of making mistakes, though! That's how we learn the most important lessons. Althogh, saying that, I can't see anywhere that you have made any mistakes so far, so put all of those thoughts out of your mind, okay?

John, also in my emails today I have just received an application from a man living in Lagos. I'm not sure about his sincerity, though, and I was wondering if you could take a few moments to check out his business. Discreetly, though. I don't want him to know that I'm checking up on him behind his back! If he's genuine and serious then that would be bad, but if he's just a joker then checking up on him is justified.

I'll understand if you are in no position to do this for me. I can get someone else to do that task, so don't feel pressured.

Anyway, let me know and I'll give you the details that he has provided me with.

thanks,

Jack

Lad wrote:

Sir,
Nothing gladdens the heart like saying thanks, i appreciate your worgs of encouragements and i am happy to be related to you.
Go ahead and give me the details of the man i can never be tired to do whatever i am asked to for m00seknuckle.
We all kept our receipts without qualms we are begining to understand m00seknuckle protocols.
Sir how far about the ikeja office plan/ i am worried. the courier told me you will receive the parcel as from monday to tuesday,
John

I seriously have a lad-crush on Johnk. He's just so willing to do anything, ANYTHING, for MM. Until the end of the month, anyway, when he's expecting all of his expenses to be reimbursed. But, until then, let's make hay while the sun shines!

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 6:22 pm

Yes, I am also glad that he pays off the amount of time and money MM has invested into him Smile

Application issues with the Mike "associates" B0se B0se and S0lomon Chris, who have the same IP. B0se insists to have sent the application through Mike - but then, do we have Mike himself? (Of course we do!) - So either Mike or B0se is not our employee then, strictly speaking, without just another set of the 10 page form!

Quote:

Sir,
Iam surprise you said my application is missing but i filled and submmitted thru mr mike,
He only helped me to send it to you in his box, so take time and search very well and i will be happy if you do, because i dont want to miss this chance.
Bose

So much for B0se...however, S0lomon Chris, Mike´s associate (and IP-alike), sends his application through Mike´s address - what a mess! Very Happy

BTW he is the first applicant who says he can RUN 100 miles before running out of breath! Wow!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:53 pm

AFI people send me this. Too lazy to sign and return a two-page form over the weekend? Want to party instead? Evil or Very Mad

Quote:

from AFI FOUNDATION
to P@t Cr0k1n
date Sat, Mar 7, 2009 at 8:56 AM
subject Re: Missing contract Mossseknuckle Modeling

Dear Patrici@ Cr0k1n ,

Thanks for your returned mail.

Thanks for your confirmation of the which I sent to you,I am going to send you the 2 page contract form by Monday.

Thanks for your co-operation
Mr.Os0ndu.

If Pat doesn't get it on Monday as promised, she will get stern with him. Smile

Edit: to add. I loved John's report on the ranch. They have snow!, so bring a warm coat, it's Fun and Grooviness there, and they have a German running the cable motor, who is a little bit stubborn. Sounds like our very own FrumpyBB to me. I'm there, baby. Cool

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:42 pm

Yeah, I was supervising John and Mike from a distance. With a false beard and a fake accent, nobody recognizes me.
I was also one of the mosquitoes, to record their real thoughts about M00seknuckle. And that generator doesn´t work properly without curses Very Happy

Mike came to me with a videocam while I was all deeply into the machine, they ran away like wabbits!

Time to think of Ubah again. It´s can´t be totally impossible to get at least one (!) MM sign pic, can it?

Quote:

Dear Ubah,

At last I find the time to write you some feedback.

Although black and white sedcards are still to be found everywhere in the business, to convince die-hard and fincancial crisis-stricken businessmen (who are mainly in their fifties and sixties), we need personalized color photos.

Patricia told me they would not accept your models in their present state. I advise you to get colour snapshots so that we can do a more stylish 21st century sedcard for your people.

It´s also necessary that they hold a small self-made sign with our agency name "M00seknucke" in one hand.

This is the only way we have to be able to present your models on our website without having to fear for their photographs being stolen.

So please act accordingy : Color photos, with "M00seknuckle" sign in their hand. Otherwise our agency can´t accept your suggested model.
--
Faithfully yours, R. 0ldman

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:10 pm

Pat had to "get on some cases" this morning. Smile

First Solomon Chr1s.

Quote:

rom S0l0 Chris
to Patrici@ Cr0k1n
date Sat, Mar 7, 2009 at 12:48 PM
subject Re: Application missing

Sir,
This is to inform you that i followed the protocol by filling the form for application which i submitted tru mr mikes box, i filled all the information promptly so check very well or check the sent item from mike to you.That is to R@ndy Oldm@n.
Please endeavour to do so for me.
S0l0 chris
========
Dear Mr. Solom0n Chr1s,

I'm sorry, but you are mistaken. Maybe Mr. Mike did not send it to us. There was no application form from you. Each and every model or agent must have their own, unique form for our file to become our employee. So please fill one out for yourself, and send it to us as soon as possible. Thank you.

Warmest regards,

P@t Cr0k1n

Next lazybones, Ms. B0s3 B0s3. Well, maybe P@t messed up a bit? Smile

Quote:

Dear Ms. Bose Bose,

I'm sorry that I attached the Agent type form to my last email. I believe we require the Model Grant Application form, instead.

Please fill this out and send it back to us, to get the process started in your career with Mossseknuckle Modeling.

Warmest Regards,

P@t Cr0k1n

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 4:55 pm

This gets better and better. Gives me some really good reading material while I recuperate. I do have an off-topic question though. Do ALL these lads have daughters named Precious? My 6-year romance scammer claimed that his daughter's name was Precious too. And I've seen that numerous times. Interesting.

Keep up the great work!!!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:35 pm

Precious, sure! A lad favorite! Along with Lucky. Glad you are enjoying the read. Get well soon, LotsaLove. Very Happy

edit: baiter name...it used to be something else, didn't it? And I just love your avatar, LotsaLove. Wink

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:28 pm

Yeah, that´s really a nice compliment Very Happy

thanks a lot. And get well soon!

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:29 pm

^^^ thank you for the warm wishes. I had brain surgery to remove a tumor 3 weeks ago yesterday and am hoping to go back to work next Wednesday. wooohooo!!!! Yes slaphappy -my id used to be lostatlove - but I changed it *smile*

ok back to reading - you guys are so keeping me amused and occupied. Great work!!

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:58 pm

Wow, that´s serious Shocked

again, hope you will find everything how you left it 3 weeks ago next Wednesday!

JohnK, the 0budu fact finding guy, who IIRC is attacking M00seknuckle on 5 fronts, is getting the characters mixed up - what a mess! B0se B0se sent her forms with a different name to Pat and not to me. Instead of simply resending them to Jack, she writes me an own email with apologies Laughing

Quote:

ABOUT THE COMPLETED FILLED FORM.

Sir,
I am sorry i had forwarded back my application to the excecutive secretary miss Pat, for her perusals,
I am actually waiting for your imidiate response.
Miss B0se

Are there any more scamming characters JohnK has left who are NOT yet working for MM?!?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:51 pm

My, Pat was a busy little bee today with all these applications! And so many different Solomons, I hope she doesn't get confused too much. Smile

From Mr. Ambition 0sundu:

Quote:

Dear Patrici@ Cr0k1n ,

How are you today?

Here is the 2 remaining form.Please I would like you to confirm to us as soon as it gets to you or you can call me through this number +234-xx-xxx-xxxx.

Thanks for your co-operation.

Until I hear from you.
Regards,
Mr.0sondu.

His contract is here:
http://www.4shared.com/file/92154653/b5079ab8/remissingcontractmooseknucklemodeling.html

Pat replies:

Quote:

Dear Mr. Ambiti0n 0sundo,

I'm sorry it took a whole day to get back to you. I had a terrible headache yesterday, but I'm feeling fine today.

Thank you so much for returning your contract to me. I will forward the forms to our Human Resources Manager, R@ndy Oldm@n, and he should be getting back to you in a day or two.

Warmest Regards,

P@t Cr0k1n

From Mrs. Aigbedion Bose (bose bose)

Quote:

from Favour Mike
to Pat
date Tue, Mar 10, 2009 at 8:25 AM
subject APPLICATION FORM

THIS IS THE APPLICATION FORM PAT, I AM SORRY FOR ALL THE DELAY

Here is the application form. Smile

http://www.4shared.com/file/92155053/936816f/applicationform.html

Pat responds:

Quote:

Dear Mrs. Aigbedi0n B0se,

Thank you so much for returning your employment application to me. I will forward the forms to our Human Resources Manager, R@ndy Oldm@n, and he should be getting back to you in a day or two.

Warmest Regards,

P@t Cr0k1n

Next up, Mr. Aigbonodion Solomon:

Quote:

from Favour Mike
to Pat
date Tue, Mar 10, 2009 at 8:34 AM
subject Application form

--- This is the completed filled form iam sorry for the delay

Here is the application:
http://www.4shared.com/file/92155335/b4493d85/applicationform.html

Pat sent the same standard thank you to Mr. Solomon. Smile

Here comes another Solomon! Confused

Quote:

from Solo Chris
to Patrici@ Cr0k1n
date Tue, Mar 10, 2009 at 9:10 AM
subject Re: Application missing

Pat
I succeeded in fowarding the completed forms today and i must have to apologise for sending it late .

attachment: NONE TO PAT...Did Randy get them yesterday or today?? Or, is Solomon Chris the same person as Mr. Aigbonodion Solomon and/or he's playing games and being lazy??

Pat responds as their is no application for "Solomon Chris."

Quote:

Dear Mr. Sol0 Chr1s,

Forgive me for asking, but I might be a bit confused here. Are you the same person as Mr. Aigb0dodi0n S0lomon? We certainly have many people lately with S0lomon in their names, and if you are indeed the same person, please only refer to yourself as one name. Try to also use only one email account to send us messages from. I wouldn't want to get all these Solomons mixed up. Thank you, and please tell me the name you will use from this point onwards. It is needed for our files and to keep the payments in order.

If you are infact a different Solomon other than Mr. Aigb0nodi0n S0lomon, and your name is S0lomon Chr1s, then WE DO NOT HAVE YOUR APPLICATION. You must fill one out to be considered for employment. Thank you.

Warmest Regards,

P@t Cr0k1n

I sure hope I don't get confused later on... Smile

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:17 pm

Fine

can you demand a M00senuckle sign pic now? I don´t want to believe that this be absolutely impossible to achieve in 2009. They are all so happy and we have a few days to overcome til March 31, a.k.a. "disappointment day". The lads who have actually read our Employemnt Contract know that payment be made after every wuarter and on a show, so we have something to organize then Very Happy

---

The current MM roster is somewhat bewildering....these are the ones that I definitely remember without further research now:

- John K, 0budu fact finder, safariist. He introduced 5 "friends" by now, only Mike might be a real different person.
- Mike BigHymen (informal name). He wrote the 0budu report.
Both John and Mike introduced
- Chris Chris. - He shares IPs at least with
- B0se B0se and with
- Christopher S0lomon.

All these lads seem to have done their individual set of forms now. There is a strong likeliness that they are all just JohnK and possibly one associate.

(Who this Mr. Aigb0n0di0n S0lomon from today is, I don´t know, honestly...most likely, a 6th buddy (or lad character), who wishes to get 7000 at the end of March.)

On the way to 0budu, Otterfan wished him/them to meet

- DarIington "David K3well", but they have only talked via phone.

Apart from this group, there is
- Solomon E, member of a "team" with constantly changing members. They did a DVD brochure last month and are currently awaiting orders.

Both S0lomon E and JohnK, who of course do not know about each other, want to rent office space for MM.

Then, there is Ubah, my personal friend, since he safaried. He behaves like a second Dan the lotto man but is more patient.

Last, there is the AFl charity scammer, Mr. Ambition, whose Employment Contract you received today.

I think these are all our current employees. All have done the 10 page form and are still on the hook.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:07 pm

Frumpy wants to resurrect his friend Mr. Ub@h, so Pat sends him an email. Trophy request, and a bit of sexing him up. He likes Pat. Very Happy

Quote:

Dear Mr. Ub@h Eric 1loba,

Dear, dear me! These photos you sent just will not do for your models' portfolios! We must have high quality color photos! And where is the picture that Mr. R@ndy Oldm@n asked you to send to him? The one of you holding the piece of paper or cardboard sign saying, "Moss3knuckle" on it? We simply must have them, if you are to remain an employee in good standing with us. Please, Mr. Ub@h, send them right away, before Mr. Oldm@n sacks you! And I would not want that to happen, as I like you, Mr. Ub@h. I like you a real lot, if you know what I mean. Wink

Warmest Regards,

P@t Cr0k1n

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:15 pm

about every 2 weeks I send out a mass mail to lad accounts. if they return the email with "I am interested" they receive email #2

Quote:

Thank you for your email and your interest in our company. I would like to advise you that the next step to a succsful future with our company is to contact Mrs. P@t Cr0kin, she will walk you through the process and help you get started. She has been with our company for many years and has helped all of our agents become a great success.

Pat's email is xxxxxxx.m00seknuckle@gmail

Sincerely

jack

today i find this message

Quote:

Dear Jack,

I am interest in your job, Please help me, i am from India.

Alim@a

I don't think we have ever had an agent in India. would be nice to have an office there. Cool

edited to add, another lads reply;

Quote:

Fffuck u ass wipe

he is either, not interested or has worked with us before? Laughing

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