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Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:21 pm

I'm retired. no need for the professionism.. Wink

for those of you who don't know or may have forgotten, I give you 'M00seknuckle'

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:12 am

Calling SlapHappy.... K0jo might be the lad just for some more lad fun Very Happy

Quote:

Mr K0dj0vi 0dah Ministry

what do you want i am more inteligent than you are ok. you go about deceiving people .
if you want some skill let me know what you need i will teach you best way to catch the fish. that your form is vcery good i love it ok. you tyhink we lost no way we never loose. bastard.

Randy could admit to his real name being ...who is working from Borduria from a city called Sbr0dji. Our oga is . And is Pat´s real name...

Or we take him seriously with our cheater characters and ask for "improvements" : What would a lad improve in our scripts?

Might be worth a MM spinoff.

In fact, he would be good for a mass bait because he never loose Laughing

Need some RL interfering before knowing what to reply to him...and your opinions, of course!

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:22 pm

Dealing with Solomon is confusing. After the phone call, Jack receives two emails.

First...

Lad wrote:

Dear JACK,
Am sorry about your complain that is the network in our good old country for you.
as much as the Private Telephone Operators are consigned they hue and rue the
well being of us the ordinary citizenry at the demise of the POLITICIANS.
Back to our talks of last night,the sooner i get the work tools for effective take off
the MM Promottional basic project in Nigeria ,Starting from the seemly volatile
Niger-Delta(as means of giving back/Parternering the Governing body in sue for
a lasting peace) before sweeping Lagos and ABUJA.
Jack,as a pointer to your numerous successes in the Industry to date,owning your
very own Radio plus Television Station with support from any state Government can
be archived if we set our priority Right in my Country.
But firstly am demanding that Trust and Commitment become our driving force.
We know our terrain and how things work in here,what may work every other
place may never work in here,why,Knowing the Key plays in what we have now
gotten to dine with over the Years But for the lack of adiquate financial musle we
had remain where we are.
Now i hope you are now seeing Light in the TURNEL as ourselves...
we demand you start giving your visit to Nigeria the top-most it deserve
if we are to transend this planing stage of WORDS WITHOUT ACTION
Jack,how far,when am i getting my WORK TOOLS on behalf of TeamSED?

Solomon

Which sounds like a continuation of the tone and subject matter of the call he made to Frumpy's "Jack".

But then, about 30 minutes later...

Lad wrote:

Hello Jack,

How are you doing today ?...How is the weather over there?..How come im left out in the scheme of things why do i say these? My models are getting worked up for lack of job(s) Because they have committed all their doings to serving only M00seknuckle model enterprises and yet they see offers and we are getting none.

Please attend to these new development as we want jobs for the models and our grant to keep the office running.

I await to read back from you soon

Regard
Solomon

Huh, what? What "models"? Team SED were introduced, and have always acted, as a promotional and advertising group, organizing events and shows and campaigns and such. Their intro email, right back in November said this exact thing, and all the evidence so far (the brochure, for example) suggests that, yes, they are a team of people specializing in promotions, etc. Now he's talking about models awaiting photography jobs? Is this the same guy that Frumpy spoke to and who wrote the previous email?

Jack wrote:

Dear Solomon,

I am sorry to have to be so blunt here, but your last two emails are very confusing. It's almost as if there are two different people writing emails to me, one person saying one thing, another person saying a different thing.

First, our telephone call was informative, and I have not trouble there. I thought we had started to make some progress. It was unfortunate that the call was cut off suddenly, but these things happen.

However, I get up this morning (it's still only 7am here, I haven't even had breakfast yet), and read two conflicting messages from you. The first seems to be a continuation of the tone and subject matter of our telephone conversation. That's fine. But then the next email is so strange and different.

What models are you referring to? I have been working with the information that you are leader of Team SED... a group of people who organize and coordinate promotions and advertising campaigns and events. I was not aware that they were models. They have two jobs??? This has not been mentioned to me before now.
Also, if they are models and they are awaiting photography jobs from us, then you would need to be employed as an agent-manager. We have already been through this at least twice before, and the outcome on both times was that you have no wish to be employed by MM but to be working alongside us in a partnership (the terms of which is what our telephone conversation and your second-to-last email were about). If you NOW wish to be employed by MM as an agent-manager and be the liaison between the MM photography assignment department and your team of models, then we will have to put the partnership idea to one side. And we will need applications from each model/member of Team SED so that they are on our records as being models available for work. Or are you talking about a whole different bunch of people who you said are waiting for work, and the Team SED promotions/advertising people are a separate group? I'm rapidly running out of solid facts here, Solomon, mainly because I'm being given different information and different reports from, seemingly, at least two different people both claiming to be acting on behalf of Team SED or... whoever the "models" are that you mention. See? Even trying to write about this ever-growing pile of confusion is difficult because of the complications.

Before we can go anywhere from here, I require these facts from you, or whoever is informed enough to report accurately:

1. What is Team SED, exactly? Promotions/advertising organizers, as I've been led to believe for all these months? Or are they the "models" that you mention in your last email?

2. Who are the "models" you refer to in your last email who, you claim, are waiting for modeling assignments from us? The reason any such people are not receiving modeling work from us is because we have had no details of any models from you. No details means no registration. No registration means they are not included on any of our lists that clients receive and can pick people from for their campaigns.

3. How many "Solomon Eb0agu"s are there? I'm detecting at least two distinct tones in your last two emails, and a lack of consistency in what they seem to think is going on. This is very worrying.

The weather is fine over here, by the way. I can feel spring is starting to happen and winter is on its way out, which is always nice. Now, excuse me while I make breakfast for me and my wife.

regards,

Jack

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:16 pm

I gave our friend, Mr. Idr1s a poke, trying to get him off his lousy script.

Quote:

from Patrici@ Crok1n
to
date Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 11:13 AM
subject Re: Urgent Reply.

Dear Mr. B@rakah Idr1s,

I have not received your answer yet as to your intentions to work as agent/model for our company. We have another person, Mr. Kodjov1 of Togo, who is next on our list to consider for the jobs. He is ready to accept our offer of $7,000 to become our agent, and has 2 models as well. If you are not interested in becoming our agent, I will release you from consideration, and give the $27,000 to Mr. Kodjov1 at our next event. Please get back to me as soon as possible, to keep your name on the top of our list. Thank you.

Warmest Regards,

P@t Crok1n

A little money waving might work. Cool

@Frumpy - Yes, I think a nice oga-Kodjerky action would be nice, and we can feed him victim characters in a massbait. Lots of slapping from us, and money collecting. Maybe we could hold his share, and split it with him if he agrees to travel to us for it. Laughing

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:16 pm

Johnk has sent a streetmap of the area where the office-to-be is located.

Check the thread here.

And he sends a second email with some information about the area...

Lad wrote:

Sir
In about two minutes ago i in company of pastor had just sent the map for your own view of the area, all the major roads from oba akran avenue to adeniyi jones, obafemi awolowo way, to mobalaji bank anthony leads to local and international airport, also from adeniyi jones, linking aromire avenue via allen avenue and opebi road connecting sheraton hotel that is just right on mobolaji bank anthony linking the two airports mentioned.
Sir, all the above major roads are made up of business offices except oba akran and part of adeniyi jones that harbours many industries, but in all, opebi represents the most lucrative and commercialised area that attracts your kind of bussiness because of the nature of th administative offices located starting from number one allen avenue, to the end of opebi road which is one major road,
Sir, considering the rest things which you asked me. i can assure you that money answereth all things, if you pay for that property and want work to resume there as long as you can pay for services. those things you mentioned could be handle in less than one week by already awaiting and consulted professionals, for all that you may need to be done just tell me what you want and how you want them to be done i am at your service.
Thanks in earnest for the medical fee information, you see i have not been worried for i know that as long as you are involved at least you know my stance finacially, i keep my fingers crossed waiting like the patient bird.
mr john

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:51 pm

Yeah, we´ll find something Very Happy

"Unknown number" has just called 4 times in between 15 minutes.

RL stuff prevented me from taking it Sad

but it can be no one else but Solomon anyway, with some more questions to OF´s crystal clear email...and he has already found out that for 3 months, he´s been working for free for MM. I think further inquiries by him may be driven by his wish of changing this status.

EDIT I have decided to come clean with Kojo, he is indeed a clever boy, now i only hope he does not catch my many Tintin references :

Quote:

u mean we can work together or what. u re right we are group from eastern europe my realname is stephan I have boys makin dis website and coputer programmers. form made by spr0dji (nr bucuresti) offishals, I ordered it.
u mentioned to jim who works wuith me (his name is shprink0ff) to test magas that u have big boys. french speaking?
if u had come to cotonou, people would have taken you and demand more money to 51mba 5afari bus. u are clevr, u have not come, i ordered shprink0ff to await u at novotel, he would have taken ur money and guide u awai to g0mer b0yz who work wiz us there
u are a clever gentelman one luv
stephan

This relates to Hergés rather unknown album "Tintin and the G0mer Gang"

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:15 pm

Oh, goodie! We get to be ogas! I've never been an oga before! And the best part, we are G0merb0yz! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:35 pm

I would really like to get a lad sign pic at last for MM. Relying heavily on SP´s Fetish Village "9000th post sign request", I sent this to Ubah:

Quote:

Dear Ubah E I,

Thank you for your email, it goes without saying, that once we have concluded everything, I would be only to happy to make a grant to enable you to meet us the next time we are back to Africa (latest in springtime).

I can pretty much assure you that there will be no further formal commitments required from you, but I do have a personal favour to ask of you, it´s for our board of friends and the wifes of the sponsor "5lmba S4f4ri C4mps", they have asked for a little item to show it as a sign of your personal commitment to our company, seeing as we have not met yet, we would really like and encourage such a sign, could you please take just one photo, with you and your models all holding a simple sign written on a piece of card or something similar, and written in black felt tip pen, please use these words on the sign

"M00seknuckle M0deling offers the best service in the world!"

That will cheer my friends up immensely knowing people in Africa are wishing him well, and it shows your true commitment to our company as well as your model´s, thank you for your help, Brother Ubah E I!
Regards, RandaII

And the "apostle" gets back:

Quote:

HELLO BROTHER

NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU AND REGARDING YOUR PROPOSER,I AM WILLING TO COME UP
THERE,ONLY IF YOU ARE REAL BECAUSE OF FRAUD THAT IS WHY I USE TO BE VERY
CAREFUL IN THE FRIENDS I MEET IN THE NET BUT NEVERTHLESS,WHAT PROCESS WILL
THIS TAKE AND WHAT WOULD I DO NOW TO PROCEED.

I WANT YOU TO BRIEF ME ON DETAILS ABOUT THIS BUSINESS OVER THERE AND WHAT
WILL BE MY POSITION AS AN APOSTLE OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST.

ANY FORM THAT IS TO FILL WOULD BE SENDED ALSO AND I NEED YOUR PRIVATE MOBIL
NUMBER IN YOUR NEST MAIL AND HERE IS MINE (+233xxx AND
+233xxxHOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU ON PHONE.

HAVE A NICE DAY AND GOD BLESS.

APOSTLE 4NY4NWU
GOOD LUCK

You can be model or agent. This is the 7th email. He is one of the slower thinkers.

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:54 am

Mail in from Kojo to "Randy the lad" : Very Happy

Quote:

NWANNE IDI TOO MUCH.

CALL ME. WHERE ARE YOU NOW.
I NEED TO KNOW MORE FROM YOU SO THAT WE CAN MEET AND HIT SOME STRIKINGS. SEND YOUR PHOEN NUMBER WHERE ARE YOU NOW. BYE BOY.

MACHINE.
+228-xxx.

That was the known Kojo number from the form.
Replied this:

Quote:

hi MACHINE my number is the number of Jack redirected from a chicago contact to roumania now u know my voice LOL call me in chicago but demand stephan
shprink0ff whom you know as Jim is Randy says we interested in French maga we call them lan
shrprink0ff awaits magas in benin and guides them to bus then after one hour bus stops and we need money to go to repair station and never come back we leave then at chea p bus wreck and took all ther guds
we aso cheat sponsors and also charities.
m00seknuckle is a cover for capitalists to get sponsor donations
u know we hate capitalists
dis is why modeling agency they cum from europe and india and pay a lot we use their photos for dating jobs too we sell them to other connectd group students in russia
now whats ur bisiniss?

Maybe we should have a contact person in Lagos....so that this may push him to Lagos (if it´s not M00seknuckle). Together with some deeducation...

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:48 pm

^^^ I knew I couldn't trust Randy. With a name like that...

And now, an attempt to bring together two separate lines of the MM thread.

First, Johnk is girding his loins (only figuratively, I hope) for a trip from Lagos, on one side of Nigeria, to 0budu Mountain Resort, a holiday/vacation resort on the other side of Nigeria, close to the Cameroon border. He's going there on MM business to scout out the place for a possible future MM modeling event there. He's bringing some mates along, too. Free vacation, whoo-hoo! Or so he thinks.

Darlington Onu1gbo is a new employee. We only just received his application this week (it's posted earlier in the thread). He lives in Owerri.

While consulting a map of Nigeria just to get a feel of where Owerri is in relation to everywhere else, I noticed that... oh my... Owerri is on an almost direct line between Lagos and 0budu. Would it be possible.... ?

Let's see!

First, Darlington replies to me acknowledgement of his application form...

Lad wrote:

Sir,

Thanks for the information,i believe in your modeling company and i know i can perform very well because i am always take my job serious.I will be waiting for your positive response concerning my application..

Thanks in Anticipation,

Darlington Onu1gbo.

Sounds positive. Isn't demanding money. Not yet, anyway. Good sign!

Time to prepare the ground for the meet-up. Johnk's group is the important piece to get into position, since he's the one who will need to adapt his plans most drastically for the meeting. We have Darlington's home address, so Darlington just has to stay at home at the right time to make the meeting!

Jack wrote:

Dear John,

Thank you a thousand times for the street map! And thank Pastor Joe, too. I will add this to the portfolio of documents that I will take to the board members and persuade them about this property. With your description of the surrounding area and the photographs, I'm feeling confident things will be working out the way you want them.

How are your plans for 0budu going? I hope the 23rd is still the date for departure.
John, I must ask a large favor here. I will understand if you refuse or tell me that it's physically impossible.
The situation is this: I have a new employee who has only just joined M00seknuckle Modeling as an agent. He's inexperienced and he is a little unsure about things. Also, since he lives in Owerri, he is away from the areas where we currently have a lot of other agents. In other words, he's out there on his own.
John, I'm asking you to consider this with the goodness of your heart and the wisdom that you've shown throughout all of the time I've known you... would it be possible to make a small detour and see our man in Owerri? I have looked at a map, and it appears to be not too far from the route one would expect you to take by road from Lagos to 0budu. Is this possible for you to do? I dearly hope so, because I trust no one more than you to have a talk to this man and let him have some of the wisdom and experience you possess. It will make him feel at ease and give him more confidence about his role so he can create a strong base in that part of the Nigeria.

Please let me know as soon as possible if you think you can do this small task for me. I say it's small, and in a physical sense it is... but in every other way it wil be a very big benefit to the whole of M00seknuckle Modeling and our establishment of the company in your part of the world.

Get back to me as soon as possible, and I will let you know the details of where the man lives, his name, etc.

hope to hear from you soon,

Jack

You don't get if you don't ask. When I sent it, I was sort of 50-50 about the chances of it working.

This morning, I receive this from Johnk...

Lad wrote:

Subject: CONCERNING OUR MAN IN OWERRI

Sir,
THE MAIL REACHED ME IN A PERFECT CONDITION AND THE CONTENTS COMPREHENEDED.
Thanks foe that great recomendations you gave to me and i want to assure you for more than a thousand times, that mr John Kwuf0du would be willing to go extra miles for m00seknuckle enterprises, but i must let you know sir that Owerri is in the same route thru Aba town, you will pass thru owerri by car but if it is by flight, it is Lagos direct to Calabar then you pick a car again from calabar to 0budu, by road it is going to be two days journey and no stopping over as we may pass owerri by midnight, but that not withstanding go ahead and furnish me with his details i must contact him, and don,t forget that this is one of the reasons why the permanent office is important enquiries should be directed via our west African office.
we are set for the trip sir, pray for us for a smooth journey as we go in peace and come back with good results.
PLEASE REACH OUT TO THE PASTOR AND FEED ME MORE ON DETAILS OF THE PROPOSED OFFICE ON WHAT ELSE YOU WANT ME TO DO.
John

YES! Time to dance and frolic as all of my dreams and wishes come true in one email! It should be an interesting meet-up. I'll ask both parties if they will take pictures of each other, as proof.

And now to prime Darlington...

Jack wrote:

Dear Darlington Onu1gbo,

I had a quick look through your form and I have to say... I am impressed! I have pushed your form to the Human Resources department with a note attached telling them to process it extremely quickly. I don't want to waste any time with your application stuck in the system; I want you working for us now!

Sir, I must ask you favor at this point. I know that you haven't even received official notification about being employed by us, but I am very sure that the HR people will accept you as soon as they can.
The favor I'm asking is that I allow some of my existing agents to come and visit you for a small meeting, just to tell you all about MM and what we do, and how good the company is and what we can offer you in reward for good work.
Would you be willing to entertain three guests? They are all trusted employees and it's not like I'm sending three strangers to your house that I don't know! They are all good men from Lagos, and to show how trustworthy they are, they will be on their way to 0budu Mountain Resort on a fact-finding mission that I asked them to do for MM. I noticed that Owerri is on the route from Lagos to 0budu, so I asked them if they would mind stopping at Owerri and meeting up with you. I got confirmation this morning that they are willing to do this, assuming that you are okay with it, too. I don't want to force these people on you, so if you feel uncomfortable about it then say no and I will understand.
However, I hope that you don't refuse to meet them, as it would be very useful in your start with our company.

Let me know your thoughts about this and, more importantly, if you're okay about it.

By the way: They're departing from Lagos on Monday the 23rd of February, but they may take a day or two to reach Owerri. If you agree to meeting them, I will sort out the arrangements so that a more definite time and meeting place can be sorted between you both.

hoping to hear a positive response from you,

Jack

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:10 pm

Kojo, the MACHINE. Laughing

I thought you were going to turn THE APOSTLE into a TWAT, Frumpy? or shall we do both?

Out of the Blue Department: Laughing

Two months ago, Pat sent crazyass Alice 1dris this termination email. As you may recall, Alice was the one who told Jack that the earth would suck all the blood out of his body, and other nasty stuff like that.
Laughing

Quote:

Miss Idris

I am writting to inform you that during our comany meeting today it was decided, by unanimous vote, that your employment with our company is hereby terminated.

In the next few days you will receive some important paperwork explaining the finalization of your termination.

I wish you luck

Pat

This just arrived in Pat's box. What a nice surprise! Laughing

Quote:

during our comany meeting today it was decided, that your mother will be rape and that will be the end of the river to all your family right,Ok they have inform me before is just that i cant be able to cry for any one this time around,Take care i will set my camera when it will be happening ok at list if i cant come i will be able to watch how mess does it will luke alike,

take care

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:14 pm

^^^ Don't believe any of Alice's threats. In fact, the opposite could happen. I was warned that the ground would suck the blood from my body. I had a blood count last week and apparently my haemoglobin level is above average. If her curse is working, it's actually increasing my blood. Thanks, Alice!

Update from Darlington...

Lad wrote:

Sir,

It will be fine to meet them at least for them to re-orient me on the code of conduct governing your company.I pray i will not have any serious schedule on that day.Thanks for your complients and i am willing to abide by the rules and regulation governing your company and pledge alligence to your mission and vision.

Thanks,

Darlington Onu1gbo.

Yay! The Owerri Mugu Meeting is on!

Jack wrote:

Dear Darlington Onu1gbo,

I am glad to hear that meeting the other MM employees is not a problem for you.

May I have your home address, or some place you are willing to accept them for a few hours? Please be urgent as they are, even now, preparing for their journey to 0budu and I would like to make sure they get the right information.

Also, if they ask for it, may I give them the telephone numbers you wrote on the application form?

thanks,

Jack

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:17 pm

More 0budu update goodness!

Mike 0ruekhigbemen (yes, I actually typed that without needing to look it up!) seems to be taking the employer-employee relationship into new areas of creepiness, but I'm not going to say anything because it's a sign that he really REALLY believes in MM.

On Saturday, Valentine's Day, he sent me (Jack, really) a card. I posted about it earlier in the thread. Since then, every day has seen him send me a small email professing his undying loyalty to me. It would be really sweet and nice if the situation were ... different. Vastly different. Like, several-magnitudes-of-different different.

Anyway, today he sends me a Joke of the Day in one email (not worth repeating) and an Inspirational Thoughts email.

Here's the Inspirational Thoughts email...

Lad wrote:

Sir,

INSPIRATION WORDS,

1 At times dreams do not come true but you need to transform your dream
into vision by making plans.

2 To meet up with your expectation, if your ship refuses to come in, swim out to meet it.

3 The best way to predict the future is to work on it and invent it.

concerning 0budu trip, Mr John has called me, we are leaving for 0budu on
monday morning on the 23rd febuary 2009. Mike your loyal representee.

That last part is all Jack needs to make his day special, forget all the rest!

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:18 pm

^^^ That is GOOD. I'm glad the mic wasn't on when I read that, having 600 people listen to me piss myself laughing probably isn't a good look

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:10 pm

I like Mike. He's "special." I can't wait to see him swim. Cool

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:48 pm

Great stuff Very Happy

working almost like clockwork! Thumbs up

The apostle lad has never replied my TW4T brother but he continues with Randy:

Quote:

HELLO MY BROTHER

MONEY IS NOT THE TROBLEM,ARE YOU REAL?

SCAN THE FORMS AND SEND THEM TO ME AND BRIEF ME WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT,OK.

THANKS AS WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU.

GOD BLESS
APOSTLE 4NY4NWU
GOOD LUCK

That won´t be a problem - better even if you downloaded them yourself!

It´s also nice to see that Alice still has her 419 office desktop Evil or Very Mad

Mike BigHymen (called like that only informally in Randy´s department...ahem...nomen est omen) is one of those uber-enthusiasts...they might think this raises their payment, being our "friends". Or am I too sarcastic about that and it´s just their ordinary hospitality? No. As 419ers, they have eyes only for money, thinking to rip us off more easily Evil or Very Mad

EDIT Two K7s in for Randy, by M0hammed Sahaf again. I have no idea who this lad is, and he sounds like missing his best friend.

http://www.4shared.com/file/88678334/3e3be9c6/mo2.html

http://www.4shared.com/file/88678414/9429dc1/mo3.html

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:11 pm

Unknown number calling this minute...twice. No idea who this is.
I´d rather read Solomon´s POV per email first (if it´s him).

EDIT 7th time now ! Yes, it IS him! He is showing his number now....but I have a movie running, I can´t take him now Sad

it´s all more of a flash since he hangs up after 5 seconds each time at most!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 12 Jan 2009 Posts: 55

Haha, I baited one of those lads before, mr B@r@kah 1dr1s, (or as I liked to call him, barakuda/baracuda/barack obama ) he's quoted in my sig.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:11 pm

^^Speaking of B@r@[email protected] decided to poke him just for fun, the script hugger. Laughing

Quote:

from Patrici@ Cr0k1n
to Mr. !dr1s
date Fri, Feb 20, 2009 at 5:06 PM
subject RE: Our decision on your participation

Dear Mr. B@r@k@h !dr1s,

The board of Mossyknuckle Modeling has decided against you because of the lack of any reply by you to this company.

We have therefore dropped you name for consideration to the very bottom of our list of agent/model prospects.

Please join us in congratulating Mr. K0dj0v1 of Togo, wh has managed to find three more models for us, and stands to

collect $57,000 at our next company event! Three cheers for Mr. K0dj0v1!

Warmest regards,

P@t Cr0k1n

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:08 pm

Solomon is flashing me like a madman - again, 3 times just now, only for 5-10 seconds each. Grrrr Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:18 pm

Frumpy: I sent Solomon an email yesterday. I think he might be eager to discuss it. I'll get you on ICQ.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:27 pm

I decided to respond to the Out of the Blue Ms. 1dris, who said:

Quote:

from 1dris.alic3 Alic3
to Patrici@ Cr0k1n
date Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 12:04 PM
subject Re: Dear pat

during our comany meeting today it was decided, that your mother will be rape and that will be the end of the river to all your family right,Ok they have inform me before is just that i cant be able to cry for any one this time around,Take care i will set my camera when it will be happening ok at list if i cant come i will be able to watch how mess does it will luke alike,

take care

With this reply:

Quote:

Dear Alic3 1dris,

Way, way back on October 28th, 2008 you wrote to me, " i will never turn to look back." So, what exactly is your email all about? Do you want to apply to be a camera person or model this time around? Emily has been sacked by our company, and looking through the records, I have found your contract. It seems like there is some kind of payment that needs to be made? Emily really did make a mess of things here that I need to clean up. Sorry for any misunderstanding on my part, Ms. 1dris. Oh, and please keep my mother out of this. She had nothing to do with anything that happened here. Thank you.

Warmest regards,

P@t Cr0k1n

Well, either she will be sucked right back in, start begging for her lousy 760 cfa, or give me a nice curse and death threat! Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:41 pm

OK. We have a good idea for Solomon. If he calls Jack decently, let´s try to win him for this trophy setup plan. If it fails, let´s try to make him meet a "client" (MGK) in March. We´ll see where we can steer him to the coming week anyway.
It´s really difficult to understand him, both phonetically and also his strange enthusiasm. But if he doesn´t get let loose his "give the team some financial support now, it´s been a while since November", then it´s about time for payday involving travelling, I think Smile

Nothing in from Ubah. He might have twigged....sign pics are really hard these days.

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:54 pm

I last heard from would-be-model (Princess) Kate Williams about a week ago when I told her that her pictures (stolen from the internet, obviously... they're posted several pages back in the thread) would be submitted to our assessment team to determine what sort of modeling work she would be suited for.

I actually forgot all about her until yesterday! She's been stuck in that refugee camp all this time, waiting for some news about the start of her modeling career. I can be so cruel in my carelessness, sometimes.

So...

Jack wrote:

Dear Kate Williams,

My deepest apologies for not replying sooner. We have been finalizing a big campaign over here and my time was very stretched. But this is no excuse... I shouldn't have left it this late and I apologize deepy and profusely for not attending to you.

I have had a report back from the assessment team, and they are very excited about both your face and your body shape. They say that you have a unique bone structure in both areas and we should recruit you immediately because you have a look that will sell any product to anyone!

Kate, I must ask this, and forgive me if it is a sensitive issue... is there no way you can leave the refugee camp? Whereabouts is it? Is there anything we can do? Maybe send a representative to that place and ask to see the person in charge? Perhaps I could write to whoever is in charge?

Kate... seriously, we need to get you out of there and onto our modeling catwalk! The assessment team love your bone structure, and I think you're very pretty and attractive... you'll be great for almost any client we show you to.

Let me know your situation, please, as soon as you can.

best wishes,

Jack

Lad wrote:

Dear Jack,
Thanks for your concern, i am very happy for that i want to let you know that staying in refugee camp is because i don't have any one to care for me, if you want me out from there you can send any one else here to take me out or send any amount of money to me to be out from there, and also tell me when will i start with you and where please enlighten me,

I count on you my dear why because i don't know anything about this but i will
suprise you when i start working with your company, my dear i wait your urgent respond.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
KATE WILLIAM

So, we can send someone to take her out of the camp? An invitation that might be difficult to resist!

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:15 am

And this in from K0dj0vi. SlapHappy, are you going to explain this to him? Very Happy

Quote:

ok i am in lome togo now call me. you know my number who is that woman that use to cry when she is speaking she ill be very hot in bed
bye

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