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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:05 pm

Bugger.

Now the Barrister email account has stopped accepting new mail. I got a message back saying unable to deliver as "mailbox full".

Do you think something might have happened to my Mugu?
He's been very regular in replying. I wonder if he has gone on holiday - maybe one of you has sent him on Safari? who knows...

anyway, bored now - I'm done with this one... onto the next...

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:40 am

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Have you forwarded any or those spam emails for "enlargement pills"? Then you can ask him if he's tried any of them and if so how big is it now.

You could spend ages giving him enlargement remedies :

going around for a day with a brick tied to his old fella or

a poultice made up of chilli, salt, minced fish and ostrich dung used for a month, and renewed daily.

(though you will have to provide him with photographic proof of those that have used the remedy successfully)

The idea of having bible discussions around the Song of Solomon is a good idea too. Another raunchy part of the bible is our old friends of Sodom and Gomorrah.