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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:37 pm

Cowboy Buck and the Atlantic Parcel Service

This one lasted from February 5, 2008 to February 26, 2008.
It came from another lad I was been baiting at the time.
He only used this "parcel service" for a month.

Cast:
Lads:
Paul Simone, Delivery Officer, Atlantic Parcel Service
Dave Pollen and Carrick Anderson, names to receive the money only

Baiter:
William "Buck" Jones, Cowboy

First letter introducing the Atlantic Parcel Service:

Lad wrote:

Date: Tue, 05 Feb 2008 16:07:39 -0700
Subj: SHIPMENT #TRE4229APS

DEAR WILLIAM JONES,

GOOD DAY. I AM MR. PAUL SIMONE, THE DELIVERY OFFICER IN CHARGE OF YOUR
SHIPMENT #TRE4229APS. YOUR PACKAGE THAT WAS SHIPPED FROM KUWAIT IS
CURRENTLY BEING HELD BY HER MAJESTY (HM) CUSTOMS IN LONDON BECAUSE THEY
REQUIRE A PROOF OF YOUR DIPLOMATIC STATUS. YOUR PACKAGE WAS SHIPPED
UNDER A SPECIAL SERVICE WHICH REQUIRES DIPLOMATIC CLEARANCE BY THE
CUSTOMS AT THE TRANSIT POINT BEFORE THE SHIPMENT CAN BE RELEASED FOR
DELIVERY TO ITS EVENTUAL DESTINATION. THIS IS A NEW POLICY IMPLEMENTED
FROM THE GRAPEVINE BY THE CUSTOMS TO PROTECT THE ABUSE OF THE DIPLOMATIC
COURIER SYSTEM BY TERRORISTS AND UNATHORIZED PERSONNELS WHO MAY USE THE
SERVICE TO TRANSFER ARMS AND WEAPONS ACROSS THE WORLD. YOU CAN SHOW A
PROOF OF YOUR DIPLOMATIC STATUS BY FAXING US A COPY OF YOUR DIPLOMATIC
PASSPORT.

HOWEVER, IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A DIPLOMATIC PASSPORT, IT IS POSSIBLE TO
APPLY FOR IMMUNITY PAPERS THAT WILL SERVE AS AN ALTERNATIVE IN THE
ABSENCE ON YOUR DIPLOMATIC PASSPORT. WITH THIS DOCUMENT, YOUR PACKAGE
WOULD BE RELEASED BY THE CUSTOMS AND DELIVERED TO ITS EVENTUAL
DESTINATION AS SCHEDULED TO THE UNITED STATES WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAYS.

PLEASE SEND US A WRITTEN REQUEST IF YOU WOULD LIKE US TO HELP YOU TO
APPLY FOR THIS DOCUMENT ON YOUR BEHALF. AS SOON AS WE RECEIVE YOUR
REQUEST, WE WILL BEGIN THE PROCESSING. YOU CAN SEND ME THE REQUEST BY
RETURN EMAIL.

WE PRIDE OURSELVES ON THE HIGH LEVEL OF SERVICE WE PROVIDE TO OUR
CLIENTS WHILE MAINTAINING A HIGH STANDARD RELATIONSHIP WITH THE
AUTHORITIES.

PLEASE NOTE THAT AS AN INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMATIC POLICY, THE CUSTOMS
CANNOT KEEP CONSIGNMENT FOR A PERIOD LONGER THAN 14 DAYS. AFTER 14 DAYS,
THEY RESERVE THE RIGHT TO STRIP OFF THE CONSIGNMENT DIPLOMATIC STATUS
FOR CONTENT INSPECTION.

THANK YOU,

PAUL SIMONE.
DELIVERY OFFICER
ATLANTIC PARCEL SERVICE

SHIPMENT #TRE4229APS (SECOND NOTIFICATION)

Lad wrote:

Date: Wed, 06 Feb 2008 05:19:18 -0800 (PST)
Subj: SHIPMENT #TRE4229APS (SECOND NOTIFICATION)

DEAR WILLIAM JONES,

GOOD DAY. I AM MR. PAUL SIMONE, THE DELIVERY OFFICER IN CHARGE OF YOUR
SHIPMENT #TRE4229APS. YOUR PACKAGE THAT WAS SHIPPED FROM KUWAIT IS
CURRENTLY BEING HELD BY HER MAJESTY (HM) CUSTOMS IN LONDON BECAUSE THEY
REQUIRE A PROOF OF YOUR DIPLOMATIC STATUS. YOUR PACKAGE WAS SHIPPED
UNDER A SPECIAL SERVICE WHICH REQUIRES DIPLOMATIC CLEARANCE BY THE
CUSTOMS AT THE TRANSIT POINT BEFORE THE SHIPMENT CAN BE RELEASED FOR
DELIVERY TO ITS EVENTUAL DESTINATION. THIS IS A NEW POLICY IMPLEMENTED
FROM THE GRAPEVINE BY THE CUSTOMS TO PROTECT THE ABUSE OF THE DIPLOMATIC
COURIER SYSTEM BY TERRORISTS AND UNATHORIZED PERSONNELS WHO MAY USE THE
SERVICE TO TRANSFER ARMS AND WEAPONS ACROSS THE WORLD. YOU CAN SHOW A
PROOF OF YOUR DIPLOMATIC STATUS BY FAXING US A COPY OF YOUR DIPLOMATIC
PASSPORT.

HOWEVER, IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A DIPLOMATIC PASSPORT, IT IS POSSIBLE TO
APPLY FOR IMMUNITY PAPERS THAT WILL SERVE AS AN ALTERNATIVE IN THE
ABSENCE ON YOUR
DIPLOMATIC PASSPORT. WITH THIS DOCUMENT, YOUR PACKAGE WOULD BE RELEASED
BY THE CUSTOMS AND DELIVERED TO ITS EVENTUAL DESTINATION AS SCHEDULED TO
THE UNITED STATES WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAYS.

PLEASE SEND US A WRITTEN REQUEST IF YOU WOULD LIKE US TO HELP YOU TO
APPLY FOR THIS DOCUMENT ON YOUR BEHALF. AS SOON AS WE RECEIVE YOUR
REQUEST, WE WILL BEGIN THE PROCESSING. YOU CAN SEND ME THE REQUEST BY
RETURN EMAIL.

WE PRIDE OURSELVES ON THE HIGH LEVEL OF SERVICE WE PROVIDE TO OUR
CLIENTS WHILE MAINTAINING A HIGH STANDARD RELATIONSHIP WITH THE
AUTHORITIES.

PLEASE NOTE THAT AS AN INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMATIC POLICY, THE CUSTOMS
CANNOT KEEP CONSIGNMENT FOR A PERIOD LONGER THAN 14 DAYS. AFTER 14 DAYS,
THEY RESERVE THE RIGHT TO STRIP OFF THE CONSIGNMENT DIPLOMATIC STATUS
FOR CONTENT INSPECTION.

THANK YOU,

PAUL SIMONE.
DELIVERY OFFICER
ATLANTIC PARCEL SERVICE

OFFICE FAX:
+44-207-681-1152

Please apply for the immunity papers for me (Like on "Survivor")

Baiter wrote:

Date: Wed, 06 Feb 2008 11:50:00 -0800 (PST)
Subj: Please apply for the immunity papers for me

Dear Mr. Paul Simone;

I am the manager of the Sundance ranch, a cattle ranch and mining property
located in Southern California, 40 miles from the nearest town of Bernadino.

I do not hold any diplomatic passport, of course, so I would need the
"immunity papers" which you recommended.

Please apply for the immunity papers for me and let me know what I
must do to assist you.

Sincerely,

William Jones

Lad is in a hurry, wants 4387 British Pounds

Lad wrote:

Date: Wed, 06 Feb 2008 13:36:04 -0800 (PST)
Subj: Re: SHIPMENT #TRE4229APS (SECOND NOTIFICATION)

DEAR WILLIAM JONES,

GOOD DAY. I HAVE FORWARDED A REQUEST (ON YOUR BEHALF) FOR THE
APPLICATION OF THE IMMUNITY PAPERS TO OUR AGENT AT THE UNITED NATIONS
OFFICE FOR PROCESSING. THIS DOCUMENT WILL SERVE AS ALTERNATIVE TO THE
DIPLOMATIC PASSPORT REQUIRED BY THE CUSTOMS.

I WILL GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS I FIND OUT MORE INFORMATION FROM THEM
ON THE PROCEDURE FOR THIS APPLICATION. THIS SHOULD BE WITHIN THE NEXT 24
HOURS. ONCE THE IMMUNITY PAPER IS ISSUED, YOUR PACKAGE WILL BE RELASED
BY THE CUSTOMS FOR ONWARD DELIVERY TO YOU IN THE UNITED STATES.

THANK YOU,

PAUL SIMONE.
DELIVERY OFFICER
ATLANTIC PARCEL SERVICE

NOT MEMBER OF THE DIPLOMATIC CORP AND DO NOT HOLD A DIPLOMATIC PASSPORT!

Lad wrote:

Date: Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:23:54 -0800 (PST)
Subj: REF: IMMUNITY PAPERS

DEAR WILLIAM JONES,

GOOD DAY. I JUST HEARD BACK FROM THE AGENT THAT WILL APPLY FOR THE
IMMUNITY PAPERS ON YOUR BEHALF AND HE TOLD ME THAT SINCE YOU ARE NOT A
MEMBER OF THE DIPLOMATIC CORP AND DO NOT HOLD A DIPLOMATIC PASSPORT, YOU
CANNOT APPLY FOR IMMUNITY PAPERS ON YOUR SHIPMENT. HOWEVER, HE SAID HE
CAN DO THIS THROUGH THE BACK DOOR BUT IT WILL COST YOU ₤4,387.00
GBP (FOUR THOUSAND, THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SEVEN BRITISH POUNDS). THIS
FEE INCLUDE THE COST OF FILLING THE NECCESSARY CREDENTIALS FOR THIS
DOCUMENT, STAMP DUTIES, SERVICE CHARGES AND V.A.T.

YOU CAN WIRE THE EQUIVALENT OF THIS AMOUNT IN US DOLLARS TO THE AGENTS
BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS BELOW IN THE UNITED STATES

===========================================================
BANK NAME: TCF NATIONAL BANK
BANK ADDRESS: 12751 NICOLLET AVE. BURNSVILLE, MN 55337
ACCOUNT NAME: TERRY KENDALL & ASSOCIATES
===========================================================

PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO SEND US THE PROOF OF PAYMENT SO THAT OUR AGENT CAN
BEGIN THE PROCESSING OF THE IMMUNITY PAPERS. ONCE THIS PROCESS IS
COMPLETED AND THE IMMUNITY DOCUMENTS ISSUED, YOUR PACKAGE WILL BE
RELEASED BY THE CUSTOMS FOR ONWARD DELIVERY TO YOU IN THE UNITED STATES.

THANK
YOU,

PAUL SIMONE.
DELIVERY OFFICER
ATLANTIC PARCEL SERVICE

HE CAN DO THIS THROUGH THE BACK DOOR BUT IT WILL COST YOU

Lad wrote:

Date: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:01:51 -0800 (PST)
Subj: REF: IMMUNITY PAPERS (I HAVE SENT YOU THIS EMAIL BEFORE. IF YOU
DON'T PAY FOR THE IMMUNITY, YOUR PACKAGE WILL NOT BE RELEASED BY CUSTOMS)

DEAR WILLIAM JONES,

GOOD DAY. I JUST HEARD BACK FROM THE AGENT THAT WILL APPLY FOR THE
IMMUNITY PAPERS ON YOUR BEHALF AND HE TOLD ME THAT SINCE YOU ARE NOT A
MEMBER OF THE DIPLOMATIC CORP AND DO NOT HOLD A DIPLOMATIC PASSPORT, YOU
CANNOT APPLY FOR IMMUNITY PAPERS ON YOUR SHIPMENT. HOWEVER, HE SAID HE
CAN DO THIS THROUGH THE BACK DOOR BUT IT WILL COST YOU ₤4,387.00
GBP (FOUR THOUSAND, THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SEVEN BRITISH POUNDS). THIS
FEE INCLUDE THE COST OF FILLING THE NECCESSARY CREDENTIALS FOR THIS
DOCUMENT, STAMP DUTIES, SERVICE CHARGES AND V.A.T.

YOU CAN WIRE THE EQUIVALENT OF THIS AMOUNT IN US DOLLARS TO THE AGENTS
BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS BELOW IN THE UNITED STATES

===========================================================
BANK NAME: TCF NATIONAL BANK
BANK ADDRESS: 12751 NICOLLET AVE. BURNSVILLE, MN 55337
===========================================================

PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO SEND US THE PROOF OF PAYMENT SO THAT OUR AGENT CAN
BEGIN THE PROCESSING OF THE IMMUNITY PAPERS. ONCE THIS PROCESS IS
COMPLETED AND THE IMMUNITY DOCUMENTS ISSUED, YOUR PACKAGE WILL BE
RELEASED BY THE CUSTOMS FOR ONWARD DELIVERY TO YOU IN THE UNITED
STATES.

THANK YOU,

PAUL SIMONE.
DELIVERY OFFICER
ATLANTIC PARCEL SERVICE

I am not familiar with sending money overseas

Baiter wrote:

Date: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 07:40:00 -0800 (PST)
Subj: I am not familiar with sending money overseas

Dear Mr. Paul Simone;

I understand that I am to send 4,387 GBP to Mr. Terry Kendall.

I am not familiar with sending money overseas as I have never done it before.

Could you provide instructions or guidance on how to accomplish this,
including what forms I need to fill out.

Somebody told me that Western Union is easier than a bank transfer.
Is that correct?

Sincerely,

William Jones

WIRE MONEY TO THE ACCOUNT

Lad wrote:

Date: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:35:21 -0800 (PST)
Subj: Re: I am not familiar with sending money overseas

DEAR WILLIAM JONES,

GOOD DAY. THE AGENTS BANK ACCOUNT IS IN THE UNITED STATES. ALL YOU NEED
TO DO IS TO TAKE THE ACCOUNT DETAILS OF TERRY KENDALL & ASSOCIATES TO
YOUR BANK AND INSTRUCT THEM TO WIRE THE EQUIVALENT OF ₤4,387.00
GBP (FOUR THOUSAND, THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SEVEN BRITISH POUNDS) IN US
DOLLARS TO THE ACCOUNT. ONCE THE WIRE IS COMPLETE, YOU WILL NEED TO SEND
US A COPY OF THE TRANSACTION RECEIPT SO THAT OUR AGENT CAN BEGIN TO
APPLY FOR THE IMMUNITY PAPERS ON YOUR BEHALF FOR THE RELEASE OF YOUR
SHIPMENT.

YOU CAN FIND THE ACCOUNT DETAILS BELOW:

===========================================================
BANK NAME: TCF NATIONAL BANK
BANK ADDRESS: 12751 NICOLLET AVE. BURNSVILLE, MN 55337
===========================================================

THANK YOU,

PAUL SIMONE.
DELIVERY OFFICER
ATLANTIC PARCEL SERVICE

Guess what! Western Union is also an option!

Lad wrote:

Date: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:47:57 -0800 (PST)
Subj: Re: ALTERNATIVE

DEAR WILLIAM JONES,

IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A BANK ACCOUNT, OR ARE EXPREIENCING DIFFICULTIES IN
WIRING THE FUNDS TO MR. TERRY KENDALL'S ACCOUNT, PLEASE EMAIL ME SO THAT
I CAN GIVE YOU THE INFORMATION TO SEND THE MONEY VIA WESTERN UNION.

THANK YOU,

PAUL SIMONE.
DELIVERY OFFICER
ATLANTIC PARCEL SERVICE

Request Western Union Instructions

Baiter wrote:

Date: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 18:50:00 -0800 (PST)
Subj: Request Western Union Instructions

Dear Mr. Paul Simone;

I understand that I am to send 4,387 GBP to Mr. Terry Kendall.

The town near the ranch I work on is very small and everyone knows
everyone's business.

The local bank would ask me many questions about why I would be sending
money to a foreign country.

However, there is a Western Union office in the next larger town.

I understand that I can send money via Western Union.

I am not familiar with the Western Union process as I have never used it.

Could you provide instructions or guidance on how to accomplish this,
including what paper forms I need to fill out at the Western Union office.

Sincerely,

William Jones

Western Union Instructions, send money in two parts:

Lad wrote:

Date: Sun, 17 Feb 2008 23:31:58 -0800 (PST)
Subj: Re: Request Western Union Instructions

DEAR WILLIAM JONES,

GOOD DAY. YOU CAN SEND THE MONEY (IN 2 PARTS VIA WESTERN UNION) USING
THE DETAILS BELOW:

NAME: DAVE POLLEN
ADDRESS: 108 EDGWARE STATION
CITY: LONDON
COUNTRY: UNITED KINGDOM

NAME: CARRICK ANDERSON
ADDRESS: 183 BUCHINKAM STREET
CITY: LONDON
COUNTRY: UNITED KINGDOM

YOU WILL SEND 2,194 POUNDS TO EACH OF THE NAMES ABOVE. PLEASE EMAIL ME
THE MTCN AND OTHER PAYMENT DETAILS SO THAT OUR AGENT CAN PICK UP THE
FUNDS TO APPLY FOR THE IMMUNITY PAPERS FOR THE RELEASE OF YOUR SHIPMENT.

THANK YOU,

PAUL SIMONE.
DELIVERY OFFICER
ATLANTIC
PARCEL SERVICE.

How does Western Union work?

Baiter wrote:

Date: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:20:00 -0800 (PST)
Subj: Request Western Union Instructions

Dear Mr. Paul Simone;

I understand that I am to send
2,194 GBP to Mr. Dave Pollen
2,194 GBP to Mr. Carrick Anderson
via Western Union Money Transfer.

I am not familiar with the Western Union process as I have never used it.

Could you provide instructions or guidance on how to accomplish this,
including what paper forms I need to fill out at the Western Union office.

Sincerely,

William Jones

Lad explains the MTCN NUMBER

Lad wrote:

Date: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:02:07 -0800 (PST)
Subj: Re: Request Western Union Instructions

DEAR WILLIAM JONES,

GOOD DAY. YOU NEED TO TAKE THE INFORMATION TO THE BANK WHERE THEY HAVE
WESTERN UNION SERVICE IN YOUR AREA, AND ASK THEM TO GIVE YOU THE FORMS
TO FILL TO SEND WESTERN UNION IN MINUTES TO THE NAMES GIVEN. WHEN THE
TRANSACTION IS COMPLETED, THEY WILL GIVE YOU A MTCN NUMBER FOR EACH
TRANSACTION. YOU NEED TO SEND ME THE MTCN NUMBER SO THAT OUR AGENT CAN
USE IT TO PICK UP THE FUNDS AND PROCEED WITH THE APPLICATION OF THE
IMMUNITY PAPERS.

THANK YOU,

PAUL SIMONE.
DELIVERY OFFICER
ATLANTIC PARCEL SERVICE

Did you send the money?

Lad wrote:

Date: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 12:04:00 -0800 (PST)
Subj: Re: Request Western Union Instructions

DEAR WILLIAM JONES,

GOOD AFTERNOON. I NEED TO KNOW IF YOU WERE SUCCESSFUL IN SENDING THE
FUNDS FOR THE IMMUNITY PAPERS VIA WESTERN UNION.

PLEASE GET BACK TO ME ASAP BECAUSE THE CUSTOMS CAN ONLY HOLD YOUR
PACKAGE FOR A TOTAL OF 14 DAYS.

THANK YOU,

PAUL SIMONE.
DELIVERY OFFICER
ATLANTIC PARCEL SERVICE

Required California State Form for Western Union

Baiter wrote:

Date: Tue, 19 Feb 2008 14:40:00 -0800 (PST)
Subj: Required California State Form for Western Union

Dear Mr. Paul Simone;

I went into the Western Union office this morning and they told me that I
needed a form filled out by the recipient of the money.

I am the manager of the Sundance ranch, a cattle ranch and mining property
located in Southern California, 40 miles from the nearest town of Bernadino.

I have been informed that as a designated corporation officer, I must report
all finanical transactions to the Califoria Office of Taxation.

This is a state law which was passed by the legislature and signed by
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger on November 2, 2007.

I have to submit the completed and signed form to Western Union in order to
send money out of the State of California.

Please ask Mr. Dave Pollen and Mr. Carrick Anderson to fill out and sign
the attached form and return it to me.

Sincerely,

William Jones
Attached: Form_CalTax_Corp.Jpg

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE CONSTANTLY HAVING PROBLEMS USING WESTERN UNION
(However, he did return the forms)

Lad wrote:

Date: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:01:02 -0800 (PST)
Subj: Re: Required California State Form for Western Union

DEAR WILLIAM JONES,

GOOD DAY. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE CONSTANTLY HAVING PROBLEMS
USING WESTERN UNION. WE NEVER HAD ANY PROBLEMS WITH THEM BEFORE IN THE
PAST.

THE FORMS ARE ATTACHED BACK TO YOU. SEND THE MONEY TODAY SO THAT YOU
CAN MEET THE DEADLINE GIVEN BY THE CUSTOMS TO HOLD YOUR PACKAGE.

THANK YOU,

PAUL SIMONE.
DELIVERY OFFICER
ATLANTIC PARCEL SERVICE

Attachments
CARRICK_ANDERSON.JPG (110k)
DAVE_POLLEN.jpg (112k)

California State Form, unsigned Carrick

California State Form, unsigned Dave

The tax forms have to be sign, lad has to do over!

Baiter wrote:

Date: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:20:00 -0800 (PST)
Subj: Thank you for your email and the tax forms

Dear Mr. Paul Simone;

Thank you for your email and the forms from
Mr. Dave Pollen and Mr. Carrick Anderson.

The forms needs hand-written signatures before Western Union and the
State of California will accept them.

Mr. Dave Pollen and Carrick Anderson did not sign the forms so please ask
them to sign them and return them to me as soon as possible.

Sincerely,

William Jones

He returned the signed forms this time

Lad wrote:

Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:45:12 -0800 (PST)
Subj: Re: Required California State Form for Western Union

DEAR WILLIAM JONES,

GOOD DAY. THE SIGNED COPY OF THE FORMS ARE ATTACHED TO THIS EMAIL.
PLEASE ADVICE AS SOON AS YOU HAVE SENT THE FUNDS FOR THE IMMUNITY PAPERS.

THANK YOU,

PAUL SIMONE.
DELIVERY OFFICER
ATLANTIC PARCEL SERVICE

Attachments
DAVE_POLLEN.jpg (111k)
CARRICK_ANDERSON.jpg (105k)

California State Form, signed Carrick

California State Form, signed Dave

Thank you

Baiter wrote:

Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:30:00 -0800 (PST)
Subj: Thank you for your email and the signed forms

Dear Mr. Paul Simone;

Thank you for your email and the signed tax forms

Why did you send me unsigned forms in the first place and delay
this transaction? I thought you were in a hurry!

Anyway, I will go back to the local Western Union office and
try to send the money.

Again,
2,194 GBP to Mr. Dave Pollen
2,194 GBP to Mr. Carrick Anderson
Is this correct?

By the way, the Western Union wanted to know how much that was
in US dollars, see this is a small remote town and the clerk is
not an international finance specialist.

Sincerely,

William Jones

Why not just send it to one person?

Baiter wrote:

Date: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 16:20:00 -0800 (PST)
Subj: Why not just send it to one person?

Dear Mr. Paul Simone;

Thank you for your email.

So I should still send half to Mr. Dave Pollen and half to
Mr. Carrick Anderson?

Why not just send it to one person?

Sincerely,

William Jones

WE HAVE ADDRESSED THIS ISSUE BEFORE

Lad wrote:

Date: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:36:55 -0800 (PST)
Subj: Re: WHY NOT JUST SEND IT TO ONE PERSON?

DEAR WILLIAM JONES,

WE HAVE ADDRESSED THIS ISSUE BEFORE. I THINK YOU ARE WASTING PRECIOUS
TIME HERE MR. WILLIAMS. WE HAVE APPLIED FOR AN EXTENSION OF SEVEN
ADDITIONAL DAYS FOR THE CUSTOMS TO HOLD YOUR PACKAGE. IF YOU WANT TO
APPLY FOR THE IMMUNITY PAPERS, YOU NEED TO SEND ₤2,194 POUNDS EACH
TO THE NAMES GIVEN YOU VIA WESTERN UNION AS INSTRUCTED.

THANK YOU,

PAUL SIMONE.
DELIVERY OFFICER
ATLANTIC PARCEL SERVICE

Do I have the amounts correct?

Baiter wrote:

Date: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:00:00 -0800 (PST)
Subj: I understand that I am to send to each man half

Dear Mr. Paul Simone;

I understand that I am to send to each man half of $4,256:
$2,128 US dollars to Mr. Dave Pollen
$2,128 US dollars to Mr. Carrick Anderson
via Western Union Money Transfer.

"GOOD DAY. ₤2,194 POUNDS IS EQUIVALENT TO $4,256 DOLLARS"

Please reply and make sure that I have the amounts correct.

As soon as I hear from you I will go into Bernadino to the
local office and send the money.

Sincerely,

William Jones

THAT IS CORRECT

Lad wrote:

Date: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 13:42:00 -0800 (PST)
Subj: Re: I understand that I am to send to each man half

DEAR WILLIAM JONES,

THAT IS CORRECT.

THANK YOU,

PAUL SIMONE.
DELIVERY OFFICER
ATLANTIC PARCEL SERVICE

My last email from this lad, he apparently gave up on me
And I was about to drive into town and send him the money!

Baiter wrote:

Date: Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:50:00 -0800 (PST)
Subj: Thank you for your email and the information

Dear Mr. Paul Simone;

Thank you for your email and the information.

I will go into Bernadino to the Western Union office and send the money.

Sincerely,

William Jones

The rest is silence.
Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:44 pm

The great seal of California......??
What deranged mind put that together... Laughing

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