Replotting Lost: South Africa...here we come! I hope.

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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:58 pm

This is Part 2 of my Replotting Lost bait.

The first thread for it is HERE. (Please don't Necro).

This is my first bait and, while I was a bit exuberant at first, things have started to calm down a bit, and now I am slowly pushing Jackson, my lad, where I want him to go. Which is eventually on a Safari.

When we last left off my mother was in the hospital and doing quite well. And then Jackson got the following...

Me wrote:

It has been a while, I know... I am sorry that I was unable to get back to you yesterday. My mother's condition took a turn for the worse and she had to go back into surgery twice. They replaced several heart valves and were forced to removed her spleen and both of her appendixes. I was at the hospital all day yesterday and through the night. I didn't get back until just now. She's going to be better though... I know she will.

~ Hugo

What's that? My mom has TWO appendixes? A medical mystery! And he doesn't bat an eyelash... The stupid git.

Jackson wrote:

Attn:

How are you doing today?I am soory to hear about that,i pray she gets better very soon.

Do take care of yourself and also take care of her.

Isn't he cute? I agree: no. Some poor old lady has probably believed that bullshit.

Me wrote:

I am doing much better now. So is my mother. The doctors moved her into a recovery room early this morning, so that's good. We don't know how long she will have to stay in the hospital though.

I got to go back to work today though, which was good. Finally a bit of normality, you know?

Thank you for your prayers, Jackson. You are a man with a wonderful heart, and it shows. It really shows. I told my mother about you, I hope you don't mind. But eventually our discussion turned to money and she told me that once she gets better, she wishes to donate some to a charity in Africa. She doesn't know what yet, she just knows that she needs to do some good in the world before she passes.

Do you know of any charity people? Could you put me into contact with them?

Thanks,

Your friend,
Hugo

And I start working the charity back in too.

Jackson wrote:

Attn:

How are you doing today?I am glad to hear that your mother is doing well and i dont mind you telling her about me.I want to know if you are still interested in claiming your compensation check.

Get back to me asap.

For some reason he puts "Attn:" at the front of almost all of his emails. I have no idea why.

Me wrote:

I am very interested. Forgive me if I nearly forgot about it when my mother got sick (she is finally out of the hospital.) But now that you reminded me I am eager as ever to get my money.

And as I said before, do you know anyone who is involved in charity work out there? My mother would like to send out a donation to Africa. We have been hearing all these terrible things about AIDs and the fighting. We want to help.

Thank you!

~ Hugo Reyes

Jackson wrote:

Attn:

How are you doing today?I am glad to hear that you are still interested in claiming your winnings and i think you know that you will have to pay for the insurance and FedEx delivery charges for your package via western union with the information below:

Receiver's name:
Receiver's address:
Text Question:Your name?
Text answer:
M.T.C.N:
Amount to be sent:$250usd

About the charity organinsation that your mother wants to make a donation to,i will have to make contact with one of them asap so that the children of africa will pray very hard for your mother and i am also glad to hear that she is out of the hospital.

So be expecting to hear from me with details of the charity organisation and i will be expecting to hear from you with the payment for your winnings.

Have a wonderful weekend.

I have no clue who this Thompson guy is. Do you? Didn't think so...

Me wrote:

Can you find that Western Union location for me again? I think you found one for me earlier. I don't remember. I delete my email too quickly so I don't have the address you sent earlier.

~ Hugo Reyes

Jackson wrote:

Attn:

How are you doing today? These are the informations you will be required to use:

Receiver's Name:
Receiver's address:
Text Question: Your name?
Text Answer:
MTCN: .............................?
Amount to be sent:$250usd.

This is the agent location of a western union center near you: [REMOVED so as to save the Mask Function]
Get back to me as soon as you have made the payment and do take good care of your mother.

Me wrote:

I will go to that Western Union tomorrow and get you your money straight away. Only $250, right?

~ Hugo

Jackson wrote:

Attn:

How are you doing today?It is $250 and i will be expecting to hear
back from you with the payment as you have said.

Me wrote:

I just went to Western Union this morning and it was closed. A sign said that it would be closed until Wednesday because their Cenote System is being rewired. Don't ask me what that means because I haven't a clue.

That's probably the only Western Union in my area though. I tried, Jackson. I'm trying to get you your money because I want to claim my winnings so badly!

~ Hugo

Wha...what? What the hell is a Cenote System? You mean c-note? They're rewiring their money system? Hah! Jackson should win the oblivious fool of the year award, I think. Then again I am biased...

Jackson wrote:

Attn:

How are you doing today?I was able to find another agent location near you and i am sure that they would not have problems,i want you to try and visit them and make the payment there,here is the address below:

[ALSO REMOVED]

I will be expecting to hear from you with the payment asap.

I'm sure you are, buddy. I myself am expecting to hear from Keeley Hazell any day now that she wishes to have a threesome with me and Evangeline Lilly. I'll get back to you on that one.

Me wrote:

I just got home from work. On my way I stopped by Western Union and sent the money your way, so it should be there tomorrow morning, I think.

Jackson wrote:

Attn:

How are you doing today?You did not send me the payment details so that Mr Th0mps0n M4rk can go to the bacnk and confirm your payment,you will have to send me the MTCN and other details you used.

Get back to me asap with the details.

Me wrote:

Oh yes! I am so sorry about that.

The question they gave me was "Why do birds suddenly appear when you are near?"

And the lady there didn't give me an MTCN. I asked for it and she said I wouldn't need one. Do you really need it?

Jackson wrote:

It seems that you are not taking this serious,i told you to send me the MTCN and you are saying something else.

Get bcak to me with the MTCN if you have made the payment.

And now he is starting to really just piss me off. Which means it is time for a hefty slap.

Beware: Gratuitous Language

Me wrote:

I am taking this serious, dammit! It's not my fucking fault the Western Union fucked up the transaction and didn't give me the MTCN. I asked for it. I wanted it. But when I got there the lady said that I didn't need it. Don't fucking blame me you two-bit cocksucking goatfucker! Blame Western Union. You're the dumbass who wanted me to use them in the first place. Well guess what? I didn't. So the onus here is not on me. No, Jackson, the onus is on you!

Seriously, lets try a more professional route rather than some ratty ass service like Western Union. Most professionals do bank transfers as those are hard to fuck up. Are you going to dick around with this deal? Seriously quit fucking around with child shit like WU and I'll wire you the money so it fucking gets there. Besides, a lot of my friends have lost money at Western Union because they tend to lose money in business transactions you know?

To be frank, you accusational little shit, you're the one not taking this seriously. I am sure if I was dealing with any other retard-for-brains person I would have had my money by now. But no. It's been two weeks and you have given me fucknothing.

Are you willing to deal with this transaction professionally?

Thank you Full Auto for helping me edit that one a bit. It was quite enjoyable to send.

After that there was two days of silence. For a moment I thought he had twigged, so I decided to real him bank in a bit. Hook him with money...

Me wrote:

I never heard back from you, Jackson, after my last email. I thought you wanted to make this transaction. I certainly do given that I won several million dollars via your lottery.

Well I thought I would tell you that I had an idea. You know how I mentioned that my mother was looking for a charity? Well, I am considering using my $4,000,000 winnings, along with $4,000,000 of my OWN money, to create a new charity organization over in Africa. I have yet to figure out where, but I would like you to help me in this endeavor. I would not even need to collect my winnings. Instead I would ask to have them deferred to you for the creation of the charity. There is something special about you, Jackson. I see that you have a good heart. I know you can do great things.

If you would help me with this I would be willing to pay you a substantial sum of money, somewhere between $25,000 and $150,000 depending on how good of an organization could be put together. In my eyes paying you to help others would be worth it.

I want to know if you would be up to the task, Jackson? If you assist me in this, it could be greatly beneficial to your bank account.

Thank you for your swift response,

~ Hugo Reyes

...He bit. I think.

Jackson wrote:

How are you doing today?I have not been around for a while that is why i have not gotten back to you.About the charity organisation i will want to know how you plan on sending the funds for the setup.

I will be expecting to hear from you in regards to this.

So I sent him the following. Finally I am moving him into the world I wish to have him be in. His head will probably hurt with all the information I am about to drop on him.

Me wrote:

In regards to the setup funds, there are multiple things I can do. I may or may not have told you this, but I won a substantial sum of money via the California lottery a while ago. Since then I have set up a business dedicated solely to philanthropy. My most recent donation was to the John Locke Fund for Paralysis Walkabouts, a trust based in Australia. It's purpose is to allow men and women who have been paralyzed, and therefore wheelchair ridden, to go on walkabouts through the Australian Outback. It brings me to tears to think of what that good man John Locke is. He too has dedicated his life to the betterment of humankind.

My first act of philanthropy, however, too place in Uganda. My good friend and accountant Benjamin Linus and I donated money to build a rebuild a church there. I attached an article that I scanned in to my computer which discusses what I did. Anyway, the thing is I have to travel to Australia soon for a week or so, and on my way back I plan on stopping in Uganda to visit the church I help build.

While there I am thinking we could meet somewhere and discuss plans.

As with the other two charities, all monetary transfers would be done through cash in hand (when I come to Africa) and through secure account transfers. My accountant and friend, Ben, has several offshore accounts set up solely for this purpose. It makes transferring quicker and easier. And much more secure. Due to professional standards, that is my preferred money transfer method of choice.

Naturally details will have to be worked out. I have several of my people looking into options. And of course any travel expenses which you incur during the setup and operation of my charity will be reimbursed to you in full. With the start of an trust or charity you will be able to leave your current job at the lottery and come under the umbrella of my company, the H4nso Foundation, named after my grandfather Alv4r H4nso. God rest that mans sole. He died in a freak beaver riding accident. (He broke his willy and it swelled up. The blood rushing to it as it grew to the size of a large guinea pig killed him).

We also work closely with another group, the Dh4rma Initiative, but their work is more within scientific research for the betterment of humankind. My company simply provides funding for them, however.

All this I can explain in more detail to you in person as it will just get confusing here. Oh, and I might add that in the attached article is my photograph, too, in case you were wanting to see what I looked like.

It is my one true goal in life to better the world, Jackson St0ne. And you're going to help me, I hope.

~ Hugo Reyes

Yes, you read that right. Alvar Hanso died because he broke his Johnson. What a horrible way to go...

And now, courtesy of the wonderful Marvinator, here is that article:

Hopefully he will respond soon. If not, I may find a more worthy organization to invest my time and money in. Twisted Evil

Edited Quote Tags -- JMR

Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 1269

He still hasn't said a word about your grandma's desire to donate to an aids charity.

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:32 pm

First off it is my mother. My very sick mother who was forced to have both of her appendixes removed. Laughing

And secondly...he has an interest in something a tiny bit different. I created a bit of a Dolla Choppa. He never showed interest in the charity until he realized that someone else might get my money. I now have him off talking to that guy who I created named Wes Cr4nston.

They are hopefully going to team up together and build an Orphanage, but not before Wes steals all the money and goes off to become a professional rodeo star. Or something weird like that.

I will post more on it later.

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:15 am

Great so far. Love the slap.
And people say lotto lads are no fun. I have been torturing mine for almost 4 months now. He has been chopped twice and still hangs around.

I, too had a loved one in the hospital. Both appendixes were fine though. She had gingivitis. She later took a turn for the worse with acute feminine itching. My lotto lad was most sympathetic to her plight.

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:57 am

Things have gotten interesting now. I almost thought I had lost this guy, but went after him with one last ditch attempt to keep him on the line. Just because I thought it might work.

Let's see how it goes...

For a few days I didn't hear back from him, and so I fired off this one:

Me wrote:

I assumed you would have contacted me by now. That's unfortunate. If you are not willing to help me with this charity, I am going to have to go elsewhere. You would have made good money, Jackson. Unless you contact me within the next 24 hours or so I have another person I am going to pursue for the job. His name is Usman Bello. Perhaps you have heard of him? He contacted me a week ago and is very excited about this opportunity. I thought I would tell you about this because I don't trust him for some reason. I don't know why. You on the otherhand... I have said it once and I will say it again. There's something magical about you. I know that you are capable of great things.

I will be awaiting your response. If not, I will have my lawyer draft up a contract for our work with Usman Bello and we will move our business to him.

~ Hugo Reyes

Still nothing... Thinking he twigged I tried one last thing. A dolla chop. Or maybe it's not a dolla chop. I don't think I've got that concept down yet. Embarassed

Quote:

You had your chance, jackson. I just sent my first $5,000 donation to the guy I was telling you about. In total there are going to be ten. This guy looks very promising. He showed me pictures of the orphanage he is building.

I was wrong about you Jackson. You are not a man of God. You are not worthy of my money. If you were, you would have helped me.

And it's a shame. I never got my lottery money. I should find out who your boss is and have you arrested for fraud. You probably are keeping the money for yourself.

You disappointed me.

~ Hugo Reyes

And then unexpectedly...

Quote:

Attn:

How are you doing today?Sorry for the late response,i was out of the country for some important business meetings and i just got back to see your emails.It is quite unfortunate that somebody else is helping you out,but i guess that is how it was meant to be.I wish you guys best of luck in your endeavours.

Have a nice day.

I really don't want to lose him, so I guess it's up for last ditch attempt #2.

Quote:

I actually just found out some interesting information from the man I am working with. I spoke to him about whether or not he would be willing to work side by side with you on this and he said yes.

If you are willing to split the profits 50-50 with him, we might be able to work something out. He has stated that he has much work to get done and that your help would be greatly appreciated. That is, if you are willing of course. If not, i would of course understand.

If you do in fact have an interest in partnering with him, email me ASAP and I will forward you his email address with which you might contact him.

~ Hugo

With my fingers crossed I went to bed. Then this morning while I was at work I get an IM from Jackson. I told him that I couldn't talk because I was in a meeting so he should email. And...

Quote:

Attn:

I will like for you to send me the email address of the person and also send me your telephone number for easy communication.

I will await these details.

SCORE!

A few minutes later I had a second GMail account set up and ready for my dear friend Jackson. So I sent him this:

Quote:

Sorry about that. I was in an investment shareholder's meeting for a Cixelsyd 914, a subsidiary of Slusho Inc. I flew out to New York City last night and am booked in meetings at the Stock Exchange, so forgive me if I don't answer my phone. (it is REALLY loud here.) Luckily, we are on a break, but I only have about three minutes to send this.

My number is [removed]. You can try reaching me there.

The man you should contact to is named Wes Cranst0n. I found out that it was one of his good friends that had initially emailed me, but that's fine. He is a good God-fearing man who wishes to do little more than help the world. His email is [removed].

Thank you for your interest. I am very grateful.

~ Hugo Reyes

Okay, something I love to do is include little easter eggs in anything I do. For the above email I included three. The first is Cixelsyd 419, which if you think about it, is Dyslexic 419. Slusho is a company featured in almost every one of JJ Abram's projects (he's my favorite film maker). And finally Wes Cranst0n himself, who is one of the title characters in my screenplay. I just thought I'd point those out because they amuse me.

Anyway, back to the bait. It took a while, but nearly 12 hours later Wes received this...

Quote:

How are you doing today?I was told to contact you by Mr Hugo in regards to some charity work if am not mistaken,i would love for you to contact me back asap as regards this.

Have a nice day.

Wes replied relatively soon thereafter. My first, and hopefully successful, foray into ladspeak...

Quote:

I am doing good adn you?Hugo has not told me much about you but i am hoping we will be able to work on thsi project together.He had promiused to pay me alot of money if i set up and orphanage or a charity for him.

Are you willing to help me with this?

If Jackson responds, this will end up being a whole lot of fun. For me, but definitely not for him. Because Jackson doesn't yet know that he will be visiting Wes down in South Africa soon. Hope you like traveling, Jackson.

And I really hope this works...

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:00 pm

Quote:

i was out of the country for some important business meetings

Who sent this lad on safari?

I know, it's probably a lie - he was probably just busy pursuing other magas, but it did make me think - what excuse does a lad give to his magas when he is off on safari for days or weeks or (hopefully) months.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:36 am

So to start of, Wes, my guyman character, had just recieved his first email from Jackson. So he sent out his response, and got back this...

Quote:

From: Jackson Stone
Date: Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 6:44 AM
To: Wes Cr4nston

Attn:

As long as you are ready,i am also ready.I will like you to send me your contact phone number and also your physical address.

I will be expecting to work with you in this project.

Jackson Stone.

Not wanting to send any information I remember an idea someone post about on the board involving text that had been corrupted. So I made up a story about how Gmail was made of fail at the moment. And also I REALLY wanted to find out what Jackson's IP address. Unfortunately he uses Gmail too, so it was hidden from me.

Quote:

From: Wes Cr4nston
Date: Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 4:05 PM
To: Jackson Stone

What?I sorry but what does that mean?(see the below)Is there a porblem wtih googlemail on your end!?I will like for you to try to contact me from a defferant email,okay.Prehaps yahoo.That is what hugo has had to do for me in the psat because googlemail does not works sometimes for me i don't know whybut that is the only email available where i am.

Hopfully i will hear from you soon.I am excuited about the work we will doing together.

Wes Cr4nston

Quote:

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Jackson creates a new email account on Yahoo. Buahahaha. The confusing thing is that his IP address reads from three different locations on three different sites. England, Germany, and somewhere in the United States. I was really confused. But anyway...

Quote:

From: Jackson Stone (from his spiffy new Yahoo account)
Date: Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 4:47 PM
To: Wes Cr4nston

Attn:

How are you doing today?I would loke for you to send me your contact phone number and your physical address for easy communication.I will look forward to working with you.

Have a nice day and i will be expecting the informations.

Jackson Stone.

Having not seen that email yet, I thought Hugo might step in.

Quote:

From: Hugo Reyes
Date: Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 5:03 PM
To: Jackson Stone

Wes just sent me a quick mail saying that he is having trouble reading your email. After showing me what happened (the text got corrupted) I called Google Mail and asked them what may have happened. They said that certain countries right now are being affected by this problem. Wes splits his time between South Africa and Lesotho, and for some reason, Along with China, Brazil, and a few others, those countries are all having issues with recieving mail from a Gmail accoun. It has to do with the security setting, I think they said. Unfortunately Gmail is all that Wes has access to for some reason. I don't know why. Anyway, I think he asked if you could use a Yahoo account or something. According to Google, Yahoo and Hotmail are the two best bets in order to get emails into a Gmail account in those countries. If you could possibly make the switch, just to help facilitate better communication, that would be great.

I am sorry for all the hassle, Jackson. It will have been worth it in the end though when our charity gets built.

~ Hugo Reyes

Quote:

From: Jackson Stone
Date: Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 5:11 PM
To: Hugo Reyes

Attn:

I have sent him an email and i hope he gets back to me soon.

I waited a while and then I had Wes ask a few questions. And admit that he was just a guyman himself.

Quote:

From: Wes Cr4nston
Date: Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 6:30 PM
To: Jackson Stone

thanks you for emailing me with yahoo i can see what you wrote now.

Mr.jackson,i must be honest with you.I do not have a phone adn i dont use one,ok,becos the efcc can trak me with it.a good guyman friend of mine got cauhgt by police from a phone call,ok.Huo ask me to call him and i had to refuse and told him that my phone was broke.Ask him if you dont belive me.

Anyway I contacted hugo under the pretext of being a cahrity when in fact i am a guyman.I am a guyman who has gotten much money from magas as my oga taught me really well.I know you scammer too like me.I have heard of your work before.It is very good which is why i think we must partner up.i prefer to use charity scams instead of lotto stuff which is what you do i think

A friend pointed me to hugo and i saw i could get alot from him.Already he has sent me $5000 usd but i think he start to get afraid to send more already.Hugo tell me he will be coming to south africa which is where i live because of a meeting.I will get cash money form him when he comes because i will liek to setup a meeting with him to.

As to my adress i move around alot,ok.Sometime i am in south africa and sometime am in lesotho.I go where the stupid magas take me so i dont have something to give you sorry,ok.Can you tell me where you are from?

Wes Cr4nston

I was having A LOT of fun writing in ladspeak.

Quote:

From: Jackson Stone
Date: Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 7:08 PM
To: Wes Cr4nston

I am from nigeria oh,my too am a guyman trying to make the money.So tell me how we go take chop dis maga becos i think he has a lot to offer.

I think we should do this on trust becos i know i cant see you but we can both get a lot of money from this man if we put heads together.

So tell me what is the next plan and how much you want to collect from him so that i will know how to presurrise him to send it.

We should do this 50/50 so as not to cause any problem.

I will be expecting to hear from u.

Jackson.

Finally I get him to admit it. Fun fun fun... But Hugo is feeling a bit lonely. He wants to update Jackson on a few things. Dangle money in there. Hint at a Safari.

Quote:

From: Hugo Reyes
Date: Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 7:23 PM
To: Jackson Stone

Wes just sent the below email to me. Thank you Jackson for switching to Yahoo. I appreciate it greatly.

In regards to the money you wish for me to send, I will be coming to Africa soon because I have meeting in Johannesburg. Unfortunately I will be completely booked in meetings for most of the time I am there, but I might have the opportunity to come meet up with you somewhere. A friend of mine, Johnson Belvidere of the Belividere Diamond Cartel is working on a major deal that could give him a large amount of gems and precious stones for his business. A few months ago I did some work for him and once this deal goes through in a few weeks he is going to be paying me in diamonds. I am considering using those to pay you and Wes. They will be worth a lot more money in your country than they are in South Africa, because Diamonds are so rare in Nigeria. You are in Nigeria if I remember correctly.

So if you hold out for a little while. If this deal goes through and the setup of the charity starts moving ahead you will get a lot of money, potentially enough to retire from your job completely and live out the rest of your live in high status amongst your peoples. If you go ahead with this you will be revered amongst your people. Power, riches, fame. If you hold out just a little longer.

~ Hugo Reyes

Quote:

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Wes Cr4nston
Date: Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 7:06 PM
Subject: thanks
To: Hugo Reyes

thanks Hugo for asking Jackson to switch over to yahoo.I can read his mail now,ok.Thank you.

He sound like a really nice guy.I think we can make big charity together.

Wes Cr4nston

Wes decides to echo Hugo's email...

Quote:

From: Wes Cr4nston
Date: Fri, Aug 8, 2008 at 6:21 AM
To: Jackson Stone

Don't now about you but i hugo told me he might pay me in diamonds.His friend johnson belvidere i think it was is big dimond seller or someting.I think we will need to try to scam him too.I try to think of an angle to get them at but do not know yet.Diamond here are more valuble than rand so we should make sure we go after those.Asking him to send us money will probably only bother him but can try any way.I now he did send me some but not by WU liek i ask for him.Stupid maga fool can;t even send money through there.I finally gave him on of my accounts and he sent it quick soon after.

I be wabting to collect at least 200,000 dollar from hugo cos i know he big rich man.he say to my that he won big lottery.I think we can get much more for him.A friend of my got almost 400,000 from maga fool like hugo.He built fake charity and everything.Even travel all the way to egypt for big meeting.A few weeks later he got big donation from maga and disappeared.Dumb maga fool no realize he being scammed by guyman genius.I tink hugo just as dumb maybe more.we get alot from him i now.

I try think of plan.I will like you to try think of ideas to and send them my way.You keep stringing hugo along somehow but be careful asking for money cos he might scare and we don't want that.Want diamonds.butiful shiny diamonds.maybe i then can by house.

Wes Cr4nston

Lazy Jackson has taken the entire weekend off so I did not have the satisfaction of a response. Wes didn't like that either. He has a work ethic, you know.

Quote:

From: Wes Cr4nston
Date: Mon, Aug 11, 2008 at 1:47 AM
To: Jackson Stone

I never hear response from you jackson.Hugo been emailing me getting anxious.He want us to tell him what we are doing for charity.I tell him don't now yet but will soon.

I see you skip weekend for emailing.That is a bad thing.I make money fast cos I am on seven day a week.It helps to make magas feel good becos they now you always there.Do you go from cyber cafe?If they open saturday adn sunday you should be on I think.I am afraid we will might lose hugo reyes.

I will be expecting to hear from you.

Wes Cr4nston

Quote:

From: Jackson Stone
Date: Mon, Aug 11, 2008 at 9:22 AM
To: Wes Cr4nston

Guy hw far,no vex for me.I go run some shits na him make me never get back to you.So make u tell me how the charity go be like and which kind charity we want to setup so that i go knw hw to relate the issue to am.So you think of sumtin and get back to me becos no time to say no time.

Best of luck.

Uhm...what? Sorry, I don't under stand jibberish. But I attempted to respond...and this time I filled it with Lost.

Quote:

From: Wes Cr4nston
Date: Mon, Aug 11, 2008 at 8:06 PM
To: Jackson Stone

I sorry if already sent you this but am email broke for a little an said didnt

I tink i has gotten good idea.A friend of mine told me about a man name mr. eko tunde who was once a drug lord but is now a reformed catholic priest.Apparently he know mr. hugo well for someting.They friend i tink.But anyway mr. eko be taken by bad drug men in nigeria at early age.He soon became powerful drug man.His bruther yemi became priest himself.After eko got yemi killed on accident he then became priest and started an organisation for kids who have left drug trade.He find them home and give money to them and keep them live.

I think we need to pretend be part of mr. eko charity which he call the yemi tunde foundation,ok. there already be one branch locate somewhere ni nigeria.I say tell hugo we going to set another up here in south africa cause he be come here soon.We can get money from him before he leave then we disappear.

You like idea?If so email hugo an tell him about it.

I will be awaiting your hasty reply.

Wes Cr4nston

Literally everything that I describe below happened on the show. Except Eko never set up a charity. And Hugo didn't know Eko off-island.

All comfortable and pleased at where the bait is going, I check me email. And I shit myself.

Quote:

From: Jackson Stone
Date: Tue, Aug 12, 2008 at 5:35 AM
To: Wes Cr4nston

Guy na wa for u oh,which one be Mr eko matter again.All these people wey u dey talk about so ehn,na for lost series dem dey na.Me i knw say u and Mr hugo or watever d name may be una be d same thing,but i think say u go smart pass dat level.Anyhow sha,me no dey for all these small pikin levels wey u dey pull,u dey tell me about yemi tunde foundation,abi u no knw say me i watch LOST,i watch all d series.

So make u try dey do sumtin wit brain.

Holy shit. My lad watches LOST, which was pretty much exactly what I had planned on plotting my bait out to. Well, not anymore I guess. After reading that my mind was reeling. I couldn't understand about 85% of that email so I was freaking out. I had to think of a lie really fast. So I sent this...

Quote:

From: Wes Cr4nston
Date: Tue, Aug 12, 2008 at 6:35 AM
To: Jackson Stone

Di you just say i be hugo?I am not why i lie to you?I live in johannesburg,south africa and hugo live in los angelis,united states.

I big fan of LOST to.Watch all episode.My favrite charactor be Sawyer.That where I get idea from.I see Mr. Hugo name an recognise it from show.First though he be screwing with me.Then I look into it and find that LOST was base some on real people,and he was one of them.My mother good friend with mother of actor who play eko on the series.The creator got eko and hugo and yemi name from real life people.Little known fact that my mother found out for me.Of course they change some stuff around for show because have to,but there be stuff that happen real life like eko back story and hugo win lottery that are same.

If you don't believe me that fine, but given how real some stuff are there i tink setting up yemi tunde foundation be good idea.I not want tell you that got idea from tv show cos i not want you think i lie to you.I very honest churchgoing man.Go church every sunday.Even sing in choir.

Since you big fan of LOST like me you want try this too?I think it be fun.

Sorry for confusion.

Wes Cr4nston

He hasn't responded to that at all. I don't know if he twigged or if he is busy with something else... So Hugo sent this out:

Quote:

From: Hugo Reyes
Date: Tue, Aug 12, 2008 at 4:46 PM
To: Jackson Stone

Jackson, I have not heard from you in quite a while. I heard from Wes that you seem upset about something, but he would not tell me what. What is wrong? Is it your family again?

I would like to hear in your own words how the charity is coming along.

Please get back to me ASAP as I would like to get this charity up and running before the end on the month.

Thank you,

~ Hugo Reyes

So it's all up in the air now. Seriously I was STUNNED when I read that Jackson watches Lost. I don't think I have freaked out that much in a long time. Certainly a twist of epic proportions.

We will have to see where it goes from here. Will Jackson respond to Hugo? Will Wes and Jackson ever get that charity built? Will Locke ever find out what his purpose is on the island?

Hopefully we shall find out soon... And hopefully Jackson didn't twig. Him watching Lost was something I did not foresee. And plus, if we can get through this I have VERY big plans for him.

Anyone have any suggestions on how to pull him back from such an enormous clusterfrak?

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:18 am

Somehow this guy didn't twig. Somehow. I don't know why, but he must be the most gullible dumbass mugu ever. I have a feeling he surpasses Dan in stupidity. Is that even possible?

I think it is.

After the debacle in which Jackson revealed that to Wes that "i watch LOST,i watch all d series", I was absolutely positive that he was gone for good. Of course Wes emailed him back trying to reel him in, but for several days there was silence. So Hugo sent this to him:

Quote:

From: Hugo Reyes
Date: Tue, Aug 12, 2008 at 4:46 PM
To: Jackson Stone

Jackson, I have not heard from you in quite a while. I heard from Wes that you seem upset about something, but he would not tell me what. What is wrong? Is it your family again?

I would like to hear in your own words how the charity is coming along.

Please get back to me ASAP as I would like to get this charity up and running before the end on the month.

Thank you,

~ Hugo Reyes

The reason I asked about his family is because in a chat convo between him and Hugo (that I did not post) he told Hugo that his Grandmother had died and that he had no money to bury her. He wanted me to send money to help. Sad, right? I almost wanted to believe him when he said it, to be honest. But then I remembered that he's a douche bag scammer and sidestepped the issue completely. But anyway...

Quote:

From: Jackson Stone
Date: Thu, Aug 14, 2008 at 7:03 AM
To: Hugo Reyes

Attn:

How are you doing today?It is about my family but it is been settled.The charity plans are coming on well,i am currently looking for a location and i am also asking how much it would cost to get the building and other things we will be needing like employment of staffs.

I will give you the full quotation soon.

What a lying piece of monkey twaddle. Isn't he great? He lies so brilliantly. Hugo has absolutely no idea what is going down between Jackson and Wes. Except he does.

Too bad I lie even better.

Finally Jackson replies to Wes:

Quote:

From: Jackson Stone
Date: Thu, Aug 14, 2008 at 7:07 AM
To: Wes Cr4nston

U say u dey stay for joburg,shey u know prince or innocent.

As u say u no be hugo no shaking,make we do this thing.

Neither Wes nor I had a clue what he was saying.

Quote:

From: Wes Cr4nston
Date: Thu, Aug 14, 2008 at 12:36 PM
To: Jackson Stone

I sorry jackson but i cannot understand words you use.I know i not speak great english too but i need you try speak more clear,ok.Sorry.

What you want to do?

Wes Cr4nston

Quote:

From: Jackson Stone
Date: Thu, Aug 14, 2008 at 7:43 PM
To: Wes Cr4nston

Are u a Nigerian?

Uhm...no, I am American. Oh, you mean Wes? Whoops! Well he's from Lesotho/South Africa.

Quote:

From: Wes Cr4nston
Date: Thu, Aug 14, 2008 at 8:27 PM
To: Jackson Stone

No i born in lesotho but spend alot of time in south africa so i don't speak same language as you.I only speak afrikaans and southern sotho,which is what i born into.My english okay but not to good.

God bless Wikipedia for giving me the ability to lie about what languages Wes speaks. Hopefully he does't ask for a demonstration...or speak Afrikaans himself. That would go disastrously bad. Or I could just say that I want to stick to English because I am trying to get better at speaking it.

So it looks like Jackson might just be as dumb as Dan, if not dumber. To believe such a completely bullsh*t story about how Lost was based in part on real events takes gullibilty to a completely new level.

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:28 am

As promised, a bit of an update.

I was fairly bored today so quite a few emails here were from today alone. I don't mind keeping in constant contact with Jackson. The more time he spends emailing me the less time he spends emailing potential vics. So it's all good.

Quote:

From: Hugo Reyes
Date: Thu, Aug 14, 2008 at 9:40 PM
To: Jackson Stone

I am doing well, how about you?

I am so glad that your family issues have been settled. That is good. I myself am no stranger to those problems. And I am so pleased to hear that the charity is going well. Wes has not been telling me much about it. But good. You guys are certainly moving along. The fact that you are already looking into a building and a staff makes me so proud.

I have faith that together the three of use can accomplish great things, Jackson. Please keep me updated regularly. Hearing from the two of you is what I look forward to most each day.

~ Hugo Reyes

Quote:

From: Jackson Stone
Date: Fri, Aug 15, 2008 at 11:37 AM
To: Hugo Reyes

Like i said earlier,i will soon get back to you with the quotation,and how many staffs we will be needing.

Ooh, attitude! I didn't feel like slapping him though.

Quote:

From: Hugo Reyes
Date: Fri, Aug 15, 2008 at 9:04 PM
To: Jackson Stone

Good, that is very good. I trust that you and Wes are keeping in constant communication? It is vital to the success of this charity that all those involved foster good strong healthy friendships with each other, which means that communication is a must.

I would like it if you and Wes tried to get to know each other on a personal level. Would you be up for that?

~ Hugo Reyes

Bored today, and without any response, I/Hugo send this out.

Quote:

From: Hugo Reyes
Date: Mon, Aug 18, 2008 at 3:37 PM
To: Jackson Stone

Jackson, I just thought I should inform you that I will be flying down to South Africa tomorrow because I have some meetings to attend with my friend Johnson Belvidere. I told you about him before, if you remember. As such there is a chance that I might not be able to respond to your emails right away. Also, I am hopefully going to try to meet with Wes while I am down there.

Can you give me any news? Have you spoken to Wes lately? I haven't heard from him either in a few days. That worries me. I hope he is okay.

Please get back to me as soon as you can.

Your friend,

~ Hugo Reyes

Quote:

From: Jackson Stone
Date: Mon, Aug 18, 2008 at 5:05 PM
To: Hugo Reyes

Attn:

How are you doing today?I have heard from wes and things are moving on fine,i just want to know if you are ready to receive the quotation.

Get back to me if you are ready because i have already inquired about evereything.

Jackson Stone.

Ahaha. What a lying bag of douche. He hasn't spoken to Wes at all since he asked if he was Nigerian. But unfortunately I cannot tell him that I know that...because how could Hugo know that?

Quote:

From: Hugo Reyes
Date: Mon, Aug 18, 2008 at 5:22 PM
To: Jackson Stone

I am ready to receive the Quotation. But first can you try checking in on Wes. Email him and tell him to contact me. He hasn't been responding to any of my emails and that is worrying me. I am starting to wonder if his heart is really in this. I really must speak to him. Remind him that I am coming down there tomorrow to meet him.

He and I were going to meet so that we could look at suitable locations down there. I would like for the charity to be based down in Lesotho if possible because Wes has much knowledge of that area. My friend Johnson who is down there now says that there are a severe shortage of charities there.

So please contact Wes, and discuss locating the organization down there. Will you do that for me?

I am so proud of what you men are helping me do. Thank you.

~ Hugo Reyes

And like a good little puppy, Jackson emails Wes, just like Hugo asked.

Quote:

From: Jackson Stone
Date: Mon, Aug 18, 2008 at 5:48 PM
To: Wes Cr4nston

Hugo will be coming to south africa by tomorrow,he is trying to get intouch with you,get back to him asap as he wants to meet with u tomorrow.

Do not fail to keep me posted.

And it's time to really start setting up the Safari.

Quote:

From: Wes Cr4nston
Date: Mon, Aug 18, 2008 at 6:40 PM
To: Jackson Stone

Oh i email him now then,ok.

Do you think you can come down to south africa too?I dont know how long he be here but i think for a few weeks.It would help us if we both meet with him here.I had idea for getting more monies.I think hugo would pay for you to come down to here,but you should pay your own way down and back.You porbably wonder why i say that.

It because not cost to much probably few hunderd but we can tell him it cost you 2,000 dollars or more of your own monies.He stupid rich maga fool would pay it becos he no know how much really cost.We then split extra profit we get back form him.

What you think,you like am idea?

Wes Cr4nston

Quote:

From: Jackson Stone
Date: Mon, Aug 18, 2008 at 8:06 PM
To: Wes Cr4nston

No problem,i will tell him.

Wait...what? Are my eyes deceiving me?

Quote:

From: Wes Cr4nston
Date: Mon, Aug 18, 2008 at 9:08 PM
To: Jackson Stone

You will tell him him you come down to South Africa?That is good,i tell him too.He will be happy to hear that,i think we use this to get more monies out of him.I laugh at his dumb maga self and his stupid family he come from.They all be fools.

I will be looking forward to seeing you down here.We will have to work out those details with mr. hugo though.

Wes Cr4nston

South Africa...here we come. I hope.

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:13 am

That's quite a fair distance, Nigeria to South Africa. I think it's approximately four thousand miles, one way. That's like, at least 2x the distance of the Adamu and leg bait and home. Props to you if you get him there. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:38 am

I know...it's damn far. Maybe I have too high of aspirations, but I really want to see if I can get him there.

Plus, I am pretty sure that I don't have a lazy lad. This guy wants money badly and is willing to work his butt off to get it.

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:52 am

If you have that special skill, use it. If you get this on your first bait, I dare say Jojo and Prof will be looking to you for hints on safari's. Laughing

When will Jackson leave?

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:58 am

Hopefully at 3:00 in the morning on a Sunday. Any time that would be really uncomfortable for him.

Maybe I can convince him to fly. Too bad my private bet will be having engine problems and nearly crash as I fly in too Pretoria, meaning he will have to find his own flight there. Twisted Evil

He probably doesn't have the money though, so I am not expecting this to pan out. Even a bus trip would cost him loads.

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:00 am

Wow, definitely impressive.

If you can get him to South Africa, there's a bigger chance you can get him arrested. The police down there are much stricter with scammers than the West Africa lot.

Something to think about...

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:08 am

^^^ Are they bollocks. The police in South Africa are the same as anywhere else on the continent. And with one of the highest violent crime rates in the world, it's little wonder that scammers slip through the net.
I recently baited a lad for 4 months and got all of his personal details and loads of evidence. SA cops didn't want to know. I ended up safariing him from SA back to Nigeria where he originally came from as there was no chance of an arrest.

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:25 pm

Of course...

Quote:

From: Jackson Stone
Date: Tue, Aug 19, 2008 at 5:08 AM
To: Hugo Reyes

Attn:

I would like to come down to south africa and meet you there myself so that we can discuss things in person.But i dont have much for my visa and ticket,so i was thinking if you could send me $2000usd for me to process everything.

I'll be expecting to hear from you.

Jackson Stone.

No, Jackson, I am not sending you that much in ADVANCE. *sigh* Now the fun part is figuring out how to get him to do it with his own money.

I haven't completely worked that out yet. For this, I need a few suggestions. Anyone?

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

I think you would get more of a response if you posted this in the main forum or the help forum.

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:21 pm

^^ He did. It was a mod decision to move it here.

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:02 pm

As SB said, Redshoes, I did.

I am starting to use delay tactics now. And also throw in some absurdity.

Quote:

From: Hugo Reyes
Date: Tue, Aug 19, 2008 at 2:44 PM
To: Jackson Stone

Hey there Jackson! I literally JUST arrive in Pretoria, South Africa. The weather here is absolute wonderful. I will look into getting you that money straight away.

Sorry for such a hasty and short email but I have to go to dinner with Johnson now. I'll try to get back to you tomorrow. No promises though as I will be very busy. Johnson has invited me to a large tournament of Mini Golf so I am going to be there all day tomorrow. And apparently there Hungry Hungry Hippo World Champion is going to be there. So I will have to meet him, of course. In case you didn't know Hungry Hungry Hippo is a very popular American game.

I'll get back to you as soon as possible, okay?

~ Hugo Reyes

Grr. I made spelling errors in that email.

Anyway, I think I know where I am headed here. I am fairly certain that this guy has enough money to get a visa at least. And, though expensive, this lad can fly from Lagos to Johannesburg (if I remember correctly) for a little under $700. I looked up plane tickets out of boredom last night. And I am going to dangle a fat wad of cash in front of him to get him down there.

I dunno, maybe I am just completely and utterly naive, but I think I can get this guy to do it.

ETA:

Literally JUST got this in from Jackson...

Quote:

From: Jackson Stone
Date: Tue, Aug 19, 2008 at 6:11 PM
To: Hugo Reyes

Attn:

I hope you had a safe flight and i will be expecting to hear from you about the money.

Have a wondeful stay in south africa.

Jackson Stone.

Sometimes this guy is quite enjoyable to talk to. He's very kind. Absolutely full of bullshit. But very kind.

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