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WillEater
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Joined: 05 Apr 2008
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Location: Hollyweird
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Wed May 28, 2008 1:48 am |
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IN Nigeria things are happening.
Motor bike Taxi drivers from Gwagwalada, a small locality close to Abuja in the middle of Nigeria, have gathered to protest against a client they accuse of using pigeons to steal penises.
The News Agency of Nigeria reports that the suspect�s last victim is a 35 year old Motor Bike Taxi driver named Musa Abubakar. The suspect denies all accusations.
Abubakar claims Mohammed Ma�aji had stolen his �family jewels� with the help of a white �spiritual pigeon� hidden in his bag.
This spiritual pigeon was wearing a small black tie around its neck.
�I drove this man to three different places. On our way back to our point of departure, he squeezed his legs tightly around me which made feel sick and weak immediately. I therefore stopped riding to have a look in my trousers and it was gone!�
Says Mohammed Ma�aji: �I already have one, what do you want me to do with his?..It is likely that Abubakar lost his penis yesterday evening with a woman.�
The local transport union of motoclyclists have threatened to take the case to court if the pigeon does not give back the missing penis to its owner.
http://www.anorak.co.uk/strange-but-true/184242.html |
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Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Wed May 28, 2008 2:01 am |
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