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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF

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Fri May 02, 2008 7:14 am |
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Yes I know it's a scam. The inbox it landed in, the nationality, the free e-mail address it came from and the grammar all scream lad. I'm wondering how it works. Here's the intro...
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Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:38:54 -0700
From: "Peter Umeh" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: BUSINESS OFFER
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Dear Sir/Madam.
RE: INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS OFFER
The Federal Government of Nigeria, in West Africa, has received funds from the INTERNATIONAL DEVELOPMENT ASSOCIATION (IDA) with loan number: IDA CREDIT NO: 3964 NG, towards the cost of community based rural development projects (CBRDP) and intends to apply part of this fund to cover eligible payments under the contracts for the supply of the following items below:
1. Aromatic Plants, Tram Cinnamon, Water Treatment Plants, Chemicals, Animal Feeds/Ingredients to (Ministry of Agriculture)
2. Spices Food, Beverages, Fertilizer, Coffee, Agricultural Equipment to (Ministry of Agriculture)
3. Herbs, Medical equipment/stainless Steel wire Mesh (Syringes, needles, surgical instruments, wheel chairs, and beds) to (Ministry of Health)
4. Agro-Chemicals/ Chemical Machinery to (Ministry of Agriculture)
5. Condoms to (Ministry of Health)
6. Educational infrastructure/wire ties and wire mesh machines, welded wire mesh, galvanized wire mesh. (Stationeries, Computer, Laptop and Desk Tops) to (Ministry of Education)
7. Fishing Equipment such as Fishing nets, hocks, treads, etc to (Ministry of Agriculture)
8. Knapsack sprayer to (Ministry of Agriculture)
9. Treated mosquito Net to (Ministry of Health)
10.Leather Goods (shoes, garments and all types of Leather Goods& Accessories, fabrics, textiles, round neck T-shirt, Under ware, Pentane, quality Bra, Bathroom items, Bracelet, Lamps & Lamps Fitting items, jeweler items, Wooden, Textile, Furniture-Wood, Home Decor luxury items; To (Ministry of Interior)
Tender is open to all eligible foreign contractors from eligible source countries as defined in the guidelines of the procurement Board of the Republic of Nigeria. If you can handle the supply any of the above items, get back to me for more details. We are commission agents; this message must be secured To Whom It May Concerned please reply to: [email protected]
Yours Sincerely
Peter Linus Umeh
Govt. Accredited Agent
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rumbero
Baiting Guru

Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs

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Fri May 02, 2008 7:49 am |
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Obi: it looks like an advance fee scam. Not sure.
bet you they will ask you if you are willing to secure the checks. |
_________________
Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720

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Fri May 02, 2008 8:56 am |
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Just sent this off to see what happens.
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To whom it may concern
My Company Pink Condoms would like to tender for the contract to supply the ministry of health with our top quality dunkies |
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_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides

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Fri May 02, 2008 9:22 am |
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Looks like your standard overpayment scam. Alternatively, there may be fees required to be paid to do the business.
I was going to say "suck it and see" until I saw the above post.  |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720

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Fri May 02, 2008 10:56 am |
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Didnt take long for him to get back with this
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From: Peter Umeh
Government Contract Accredited Agent
Federal Government of Nigeria
F.C.T Abuja.
To: General Manager Pink Condoms
Attn:
I hereby acknowledge your response towards the contract proposal for the supply. Based on your acceptance for the contract tender, I will like you to give me a call on my below cell phone number to enable us discuss on the supply as well clarify you where you did not understand.
Nevertheless, the contract is to supply the required items as indicated in the proposal depending on the product of your company. It is advised that you state in your next message the product that your company can supply according to the requested list. Once that is received, the modalities required to qualify your company for the contract tender will be made available to you.
I look forward to hear from you.
Yours truly,
Peter Umeh
Government Accredited Agent |
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_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings

Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton

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Fri May 02, 2008 11:04 am |
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Hmm, I think you will be required to grease the wheels of business, or, if you offer the right type of goods, maybe you'll be able to send some to him. Sounds like another job for P@rcel D1rect. |
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 x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
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Rodus
Baiting Guru

Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower

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Fri May 02, 2008 11:12 am |
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@Obi, is this a free for all or a keep off. My couriers would love to offer to transport their goods at a reduced rate  |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis

The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF

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Fri May 02, 2008 2:08 pm |
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Sorry for not clarifying earlier. There is no KEEP OFFFFFFF whatsoever on this one. It's fair game for anyone to bait, and it's open season!
I was under the impression that, in the Main Scambaiting and Surplus Letters forums, all lads are open season unless otherwise indicated. But yes, I should have indicated earlier. |
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blueberry_danish
Hello I'm New here!

Joined: 23 Mar 2008
Posts: 15
Location: A dane in Australia.

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Sat May 03, 2008 11:23 am |
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Good news, he's interested in my products!
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Dear Peter,
Thank you for your email. As you'll be aware, I manage 5ensual 50luti0ns Pty Ltd. We'd be happy to supply you with a shipment of Make Your Own Condom kits. Each kit contains a tub of latex, a tub of spermicide, adhesive googly eyes, a nine volt battery, and one novelty dildo.
Each kit makes sixteen medium condoms or twelve large.
Please contact me with further details.
Character's Name
5ensual 50luti0ns Pty Ltd. |
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Dear Character Name,
Thanks you for your mail. I have taken note of your product Condom kits, which is acceptable, meanwhile I will like to speak with you on the telephone to let you know the requirements to qualify your company for the contract and after that I will direct you to the Ministry in charge for the contract tender and approvals
Therefore, I look forward to hear from you soonest.
Regards,
P3t3r Um3h
Government Contract Accredited Agent
Direct Line: +234-xxxxxxxxxx. |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru

Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower

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Sat May 03, 2008 11:48 am |
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Lets see if he bites
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Good Afternoon.
With regards to your email, we would be interested in doing business with your company and offering our services at a bulk, reduced rate.
Please let me know if this is of interest to yourselves.
kind regards
Financial Manager
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_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis

The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru

Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK

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Sat May 03, 2008 12:13 pm |
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It's not really standard 419, but it used to be more common than it is now. Used to get a lot of these. You send the goods, they send you a bad or stolen cheque or CC payment, or even 'flash' your bank account with a payment for said goods, they sell the goods on. Condoms are almost like currency down there. As a bonus, or sometimes as part of the scam, you might be asked to grease a few palms beforehand, to secure the lucrative contract. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru

Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11856
Location: UK

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Sat May 03, 2008 12:17 pm |
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I used this for another mass bait of a fake cheque lad, the lad never got back to me, lets try again and see if this one is interested:
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Dear Sir or Madam,
Thank you for your email.
We do not sell individual items, we only sell in bulk, with a minimum order of 10 units.
Our are electronically controlled, to allow for greater volumes of urine flow in each urinal, each unit is priced at �30,000 and this reflects the work that has gone in to producing these gold plated urinals, which due to the gold plating, are easier to clean than normal ceramic urinals, hence our company slogan, "", our company is built on a solid platform (as are our ), dating back to 1845 in London. We feel these will be of great benefit to your (Ministry of Health).
We are happy to accept cheques as a mode of payment, please let me know if you are willing to buy the minimum of 10 units, the total price will be 10 x �30,000 = �300,000 (THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS).
If you place an order, as soon as we receive your cheque, we will dispatch your order straight away.
I look forward to hearing from you in the very near future.
Regards,
Axxx Vxxxxxxx
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru

Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK

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Sat May 03, 2008 12:18 pm |
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^^ bwahaaahhhaaa!!  |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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