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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:51 pm

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"It takes a real salesman, I can tell you that," "Anvils have a limited appeal, you know."

That made me LOL!!! Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 25 Mar 2008 Posts: 74

I'm working on developing a character suited for straightbaiting/ hitman slapping at the mo (42-year-old female divorcee with mafia contacts), but have to work out some small details and develop some side-characters before I apply for a mentor and start hunting for mugus Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:31 pm

My favorite and most effective characters are the folks from the TWAT church. Any one of them is good, but in combination, they are awesome and get the lads to go all sorts of things. By never giving the lad a single point of contact, there is always someone "else" to blame when things start going wrong for the lad.

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:36 pm

I like Hamdan from our TWAT church baits. He doesn't speak English well, so it's funny writing the emails from him.

Also, Prof and I have a character named Ed. There is nothing special about him. Except that he lives in Europe and he likes to meet with Euro lads. Well, he likes to schedule meetings with Euro lads. He doesn't show up though. He is known to cause discord amongst the barristers, profs and security companies.

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:43 pm

I am still fairly new, but I have a couple characters as favorites.

First, Yus@ S@k@shite - Japanese business man (business trips, tokens of appreciation {read as laptops}, and poor spoken English {keeps them off the phone}). He is traditional and has a wife that is easy to upset. I have already posted 2 early trophies of mugus admitting they are sacks of shite.

Secondly, I have J@ck G0ff. Sometimes he is an active Marine, sometimes a retired one with drinking problems and flashbacks. Either way, he seems to be able to get mugus off script quickly.

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:35 am

My current fave is my dollar chopper, Harry Arm3pitt. He effortlessly hacks into private correspondence, and is rude and condescending about it to boot. Harry has garnered me my first, and so far only, death threat.

I also have a bunch others that I've used less sucessfully. There's Anne Th@cks, religious nutball, and her poor but greedy sister, Sally M0nella. There's S0 Soo Mi, befuddled Korean expat (the language barrier can be a lot of fun to play with). I also like to use a few real names, such as Charles Manson and P.T. Barnum.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:55 am

My primary character is Dr. W@yne Dw0ps. He has had many roles, depending on the bait. He started out as an intellectual leader and Doctor of Divine Intervention for a church. He was extremely interested in spiritual, paranormal, and ghostly manifestations around the world, especially in Africa. He also had the ability to sense demonic presences and exorcise them. He drove the lads crazy asking them if they knew of any witches or possessed people that he knew about. He especially liked zombies. He tended to drink a bit too much, and got in accidents, and ended up in the hospital as he was going to WU. He was a jolly, likable fellow who was always on the lad's side trying to get the church board to approve of the transaction. Another role he played was the best buddy of a check scammer. He had a drinking and gambling problem, but he always won his bets, and harrassed the lad for not betting on his picks for the games. He took the lad's $3500 check and turned it into $450,000 in three months (Thanks, Ray!) Dr. W@nye Dw0ps also has a role as a visiting physician in Africa, who also specializes in venomous snake bites. He is extremely competent in his field, but is a real sucker for a pretty face, nice legs, and excellent female muscle development and tone. Some lads may find him a bit letcherous for their tastes, especially toward their love interests. He may stroke a pretty patient gently, and perhaps steal a kiss.

Im@ H@v1nf1tz is a female reverend, about 75, very nice, but messes up transactions quite often. She is very busy, responds only once a week or so, and delegates the business to secretaries, accountants, board members, etc. They have to have patience with her. Very accident prone. Once lost her short term memory and could only speak Yiddish, because she learned that when she was growing up.

Dana Scully - Secretary for Wayne and Ima. Takes no crap from anyone. Stickler for the rules. Messes up the payments, hates her job. She has other qualities in other baits, other roles, more like the real "Dana Scully." Always asking questions....being rational.

Ewuznut Bownyisterdi - my lawyer, a real pain in the @ss.

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:59 am

YeaWhatever wrote:

... there is always someone "else" to blame when things start going wrong for the lad.

Yeah. That�s why I like the surrounding characters idea personally. Bad barristers always causing delays Laughing