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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:51 am

This just in, addressed to my primary baiter persona rather than "Dear Sir/Ma".

[Emphasis added throughout]

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Attention:

From United Nations Delegate

This is to bring to your notice that I am delegated from the United Nations to Central bank of Nigeria to pay 100 Nigerian 419 scam victims US$500,000 Five Thousand United states Dollars each, you are listed and approved for this payments as one of the scammed victims, get back to me as soon as possible for the immediate payments of your US$500,000 compensations funds.

Get used to the run-on sentence - it's all he knows.
One of the many other things he doesn't know is that 500,000 and five thousand are not the same.

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On this faithful recommendations want you to know that during the last UN meetings held at Abuja, Nigeria, it was alarmed so much by the rest of the world in the meetings on the lose of funds by various foreigners to the scams artists operating in syndicates all over the world today, in other to retain the good image of the country, the president of the country is now paying 100 victims of this operators $500,000 Five Thousand United states Dollars each, Due to the corrupt and inefficient banking systems in Nigeria,the payments are to be paid by Central bank of Nigeria through their atm payment centre that will be handled by me
FROM UNITED STATES OF America as corresponding paying center under fundling assistance by the National west minister bank London.

Since when does the UN regularly meet in Abuja?
Also - if the banking systems in Nigeria are so corrupt, why involve them at all?

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According to the number of applicants at hand,80 beneficiaries has been paid ,half of the victims are from the United States ,we still have more 20 left to be paid the compensations of $500,000 Five Thousand United states Dollars. Your particulars was mentioned by one of the syndicates who was arrested in Lagos Nigeria as one of their victims of the operations, you are hereby warned not to communicate or duplicate this message to him for any reason what so ever, the US secret service is already on trace of the criminal.

You can receive your compensations payments via any of the both Options you choose, Atm Card payment, I shall feed you with further modalities as soon as I hear from you. When we have received your responds,

Yours faithfully,

"any of the both Options you choose" - he's only given me one!

Anyone else got this guy?