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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:00 pm |
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This is from W1ll1iams Mukeke, my Soweto boy. By the sounds of it, he is actually much happier being hundreds of kilometres off the Sturt highway on a sheep ranch.
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Dear Brother,
The best way will be to go to Spain because everything will be smooth because the diplomat have a good there and they move to their steadily.
Bank to bank could attract raise of eye brow because of the amount and the source.
So please if your with me arrange your self and go to Spain to finish the transaction and I promise that you will never regret anything,rather will be happy at the end.I will then meet you in Spain for shearing and re-reimbursement of expenses.From there we move to UK for investment or as we decide.
The city in Spain will be Madrid. |
I hope he's bringin' plenty of cold cans of piss. And I'll make sure that he tells me what time f*ckin smoko is, and what time we knock off.
I think it's also best if I ask him where the thunder box is. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:15 pm |
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Mugatu - mate - you forgot to ask about the rollie weed! |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5     x2 x 246 
 x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Afferbecklauder
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 921
Location: Wide open spaces
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:51 pm |
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Make sure he's not fom New Zealand!  |
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DEVIL NA E GO KILL YOU THIEF Williams J Spillboard
I will send a photo copy of your draft to your state security agent with all your information that you are using the money to finance TERRORIST in America that you have received one already, and you also involved in the slept 11 attack.
NA BABA GOD GO PUNISH INA LIVES ANY WHERE INA DEY PLUS
UR BASTARD GOMER COS IN NO BE MISTER ATALL U SILLY
SCOMBERGS U NA DEY CUTT MY JOBS ABI.NO WORRY I NO GO
TELL UNA AGAIN,BUT IF UNA TRY AGAIN UNA NO GO WAKE
FROM SLEEP THE VERY NEXT MORNING I MEAN U WILL BE
MURDERED WITHOUT WARNING THE VERY NEXT MORNING NINFO . Walter Savvidez
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Count Derfeet Chekz
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Feb 2008
Posts: 20
Location: directly beneath the earths sun .... now.
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:10 pm |
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does he do alpaccas ? i bet i can beat his prices |
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Sgt Cho
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2006
Posts: 476
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:43 pm |
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"Now since you crossed the briny deep, youse reckon youse can shear a sheep?"
hehe love the Bushwackers |
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'why is the government allowing people like you to live among human beings. People like you are suppose to be at the zoo.' janice churton
'Please come and f* me my love,your bobs are driving me crazy' EO
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Tolin Dorden
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2005
Posts: 113
Location: somewhere 100% risky free
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:25 pm |
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Who's f*ing show is this? |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:33 pm |
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| I will then meet you in Spain for shearing |
What he really meant was:
I will then meet you in Spain for Chopping your dollar |
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 Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:42 am |
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Off-topic: This reminds me of a former love bait .. My character was a beaver shearer in that one .. |
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                    deadified fake websites) x 374
x11 x a couple    
Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5560
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:37 am |
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| Mugatu - mate - you forgot to ask about the rollie weed |
where do we get our daily rolly weed
and 6 cold cans of piss
and can any bastard tell me,
Who's f#@king show is this?
In case anybody is wondering
Here are half of the lyrics to the song by Australian Artist Kevin Bloody Wilson that has been referred to
Unfortunately the lyrics here are not quite right but you will get the idea
Be warned, the Lyrics do contain course language, including a 4 letter word starting with "C" and sounds like "Hunt" (which is auto deleted) if you are going to be offended by this you may join me instead at the knitting group chat 
First time he ever had shoes on, was his very first day at school
And the sweet young teacher, straight from college, her first day there too
His mum and Ms Brown chatted about living out there in the scrub
And how he grown up with the shearers and how he done it pretty rough
But he can colon, crutch, dip and dag even though he is only six
But I think it's best to warn you she said he swears a little bit
I'll keep my eye on him Ms Brown promised he can be my helping hand
And I'm sure we will be the best of friends now won't we little man
He didn't even raise his eyes he just bit his bottom lip and said, "I don't give a shit"
"Now, now" she said "if you promise not to swear I'll let you ring the bell" she said
"You're supposed to be the gun, go ring the *DELETED* yourself
And can some bastard tell me,
what time's f@#king smoko, what time do we knock off
And if i'm busting for a shit, where's the thunderbox
And do we get our daily rollyweed and six cold cans of piss and
Can any bastard tell me who's f#@king show is this |
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x12 ? not enough 
<- this one belongs to Ralph.
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Dennis the Peasant
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Feb 2008
Posts: 32
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:44 am |
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Dead set I hope youse blokes stick it right up this prick. |
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Kickstart
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 411
Location: Godzone
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:48 am |
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| Afferbecklauder wrote: |
| Make sure he's not fom New Zealand! |
Watch it...
Actually this happened not to far from where I'm from... Sicko
I have no excuse... I feel ashamed it happened in my provence. |
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