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Gold Hat
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Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:48 pm |
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Reduce heart attacks . . . . no way . . . how about causing them?
This is my cat MUNGO . . . he gets high on parsley and terrorizes the house and the neighbourhood . . . last month he seriously maimed a pit bull living down the block . . . he is one sick vicious cat
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Chibuike
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Joined: 07 Mar 2006
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Location: My corner of the world...
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Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:18 pm |
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^^^^Hey, I bought a greeting card with that cat on it. Your cat is famous! |
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Gold Hat
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Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:11 pm |
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See what I mean . . . I never know where the damn cat will end up next  |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Joined: 13 Feb 2007
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Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:26 pm |
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Fact: Cats actually cause health problems. Close proximity to a cat can bring about childhood asthma.
Fact: Dogs cure health problems. Close proximity to two dogs (not one for some reason) give immunity to childhood asthma.
Dogs can also detect cancer in humans and although it's early days, are being trained to "sniff out" early stage cancer so that it can be treated.
Also, dogs can pull you out of a canyon if you've fallen into one and broken your leg (I've seen Lassie). A cat would just bugger off and go lick it's arse in the same scenario.
Fact: Cats are fucking useless. Dogs rule. |
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kleindoofy
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Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:43 pm |
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^^^^ Maybe, but cats taste better.  |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:56 pm |
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Maybe KD, maybe.
But it all depends where you get your takeaway from. |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
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Funny, I read somewhere that growing up with cats actually reduces your chances of developing allergies and asthma. |
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