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Oblivion
Hello I'm New here!

Joined: 03 Feb 2008
Posts: 19

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Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:37 am |
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Wow, that's great! I just have one question, though... are you going to have sex with a lion while it eats you? What exactly does that line mean? The thing about Nigerian scammer english is it's even more hilarious than Engrish... especially when the scammer gets upset.
Anyway, I hope to someday procure a death threat like that for myself. |
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Freddy
Elite Baiter

Joined: 11 Dec 2007
Posts: 1783
Location: Getting a nice "cofee", before I'm in a grave

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Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:37 pm |
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Thanks guys for your kind words/comments/advice/offers for help...
I was hoping I'd get a catbingo or something this morning, after a few insults I sent him yesterday, but I got nothing
Do you think it's possible that the lad has been baited so much that he's suspicious of anyone that's contacting him? That might be good for real victims.
@manbiteslion: Nope, it was just this one character, but I'll be rebaiting him.
@sheboppe: Not a hitman, but an orphan from Darfur, now living in a UN refugee camp in Ivory Coast.
@419weasel, redshoes17: I appreciate your offer for help, but it looks like he dumped me.
@asiaguy: I ain't dead yet
@Ambdrvr2, AEarhart51, Oblivion: I have no idea what it means, and it looks like I won't get an answer if I ask him
For those of you who want to have fun with Dave, here ya go:
His original mail is here. |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru

Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16750
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville

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Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:00 pm |
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Way to go Freddy. Do you have a tin foil hat yet? |
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter

Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail

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Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:25 pm |
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Sounds like the plot for the next Coen Brothers movie. |
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Accra to Abuja to Lagos
Mr. King - May 2008 to May 2009
A few more
Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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numbskull303
Not quite a Newb

Joined: 05 Jan 2008
Posts: 35

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Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:32 am |
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Haha! That's great. Really funny. And yeah, the threats and cursing are sooo professional. Psh. |
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