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Reprob8
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When I was a kid (shortly after man started walking upright) there was a kid's book about a boy that got a goldfish for a present. Despite warnings, he overfed it and it got bigger and bigger until it reached the size of a whale. Anyone remember it and the title? |
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JMRazor
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Nanny Ogg
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:21 pm |
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Was it a fish out of water.
I'm sure my cousin had that book.
They had to put the fish in a bathtub? |
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:39 pm |
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Dr Seuss wrote a book about an overfed fish....still trying to remember the name.  |
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Reprob8
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:42 pm |
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| Nanny Ogg wrote: |
Was it a fish out of water.
I'm sure my cousin had that book.
They had to put the fish in a bathtub? |
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EDIT - Ooops. Too late. |
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Reprob8
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:24 pm |
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I bought one of the slags I work with a little 3 gallon aquarium set for her desk with filter, heater, cover, light, gravel, decorations and all that stuff. I set it up for her, made sure the water was fine and put in 3 goldfish. According to the office rat, she was confused about feeding them and dumped about 1/2 container of goldfish pellets in the tank so the fish wouldn't starve over the weekend. I came in monday and the pellets had all dissolved, the water was a murky green and 2 of the fish were dead and I gave them the big flush. I changed the water, managed to save the one remaining fish and now I'm going to buy her that book to remind her she's an idiot. |
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:02 pm |
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Buy her a piranha and tell her it needs to be hand fed. |
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:13 pm |
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^^^ Been there. Done that. I had 5 of 'em.
When they were tiddlers I used to clean out the tank like they were goldfish. I still have the scar on my pinkie where one of the little buggers gnashed me. |
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Here's my poor departed piranha, Fluffy. RIP old pal.
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Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:20 pm |
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speaking of kids book there one i have been looking for ,for years, it was "the advantures of the mad scienetist club" or it maybe the mad scienetist club |
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Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:22 pm |
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Oh, that was a good one. A friend of mine had it, or one of the books; I'm not sure if it was a series or not.
Come to think of it, he may have checked it out of the library. |
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Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:31 pm |
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| I bought one of the slags I work with a little 3 gallon aquarium set for her desk with filter, heater, cover, light, gravel, decorations and all that stuff. I set it up for her, made sure the water was fine and put in 3 goldfish. According to the office rat, she was confused about feeding them and dumped about 1/2 container of goldfish pellets in the tank so the fish wouldn't starve over the weekend. I came in monday and the pellets had all dissolved, the water was a murky green and 2 of the fish were dead and I gave them the big flush. I changed the water, managed to save the one remaining fish and now I'm going to buy her that book to remind her she's an idiot. |
Thats one hell of a lawsuit. Go for the money reprob8!! |
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Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:31 pm |
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My first and favorite children's book was "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish" by Dr. Seuss. It is one of the reasons I became a librarian. I even do a presentation on Dr. Seuss's books.  |
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Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:27 pm |
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DUHHHH one one place a never looked for that book... amazon.com there is was... so i just bought it ,$5.16 with shipping |
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