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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:45 am |
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I just received an e-mail claiming I have just won a lottery.
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| We are pleased to notify you the draw (984) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY,Online Sweepstakes International Lottery Program held on 2nd Oct, 2006 |
2006? I guess it takes a while for the winner to be contacted. 
Let the games begin..........  |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:51 am |
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I'd demand INTEREST! How DARE they hold on to your millions for that long! |
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RoyalFlush
Eater U Quiz winner
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 361
Location: One poker tourney or another
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:55 am |
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Wow...e-mail is traveling rather slowly these days. Must be a bad connection in the UK Lottery Commission's network.  |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:34 am |
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I think you only have 6 months to claim your prize, too bad. |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7101
Location: Yes
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:18 pm |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:59 pm |
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Well, that had to do an extensive internet search to make sure that the correct Harry Bawls won. |
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4X1X9
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 5905
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:46 pm |
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It's even better when they don't change the date in the script in which you need to claim your prize by and it has passed by the time they send out the Email. Hopefully that has cost some lads a couple of hundred dollars. |
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GeorgeBush
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 May 2004
Posts: 376
Location: Texas
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Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:04 am |
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Hmm, usually time is not on your side, but this is really bad. It looks like you may be responsible for a whole lot of demurrage fees for your winnings. Don't worry, since it was their mistake I'm sure they will be willing to deduct the fees from your prize. |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:37 am |
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It would seem he's even dumber than I thought. He asked for a passport, which I told him I didn't have, so I sent my drivers license.
Without even missing a beat, I get this in response.
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I am in receipt of your drivers licence, though it is not clearly viewed, below are the options for you to choose the one that will be more okay for you to receive your winnings:
i) The winnings can be delivered to you by our courier service in form of a check
ii) You can open an offshore account with our correspondence bank here in Uk, for the funds to be transfered into for you, where you will have to make self transfer via online.
iii) Or if you can come to Uk to come and cliam it yourself
Respond by letting me know the options you wish to receive your winnings, so that we can proceed. |
Maybe I should hand him off to a newer baiter. This is going to be too easy. |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:04 pm |
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^^ You likely would have received the same response if you'd sent an altered DLL  |
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