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ChainYanker
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Joined: 02 Dec 2007
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:13 pm |
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I haven't managed to garner any insults so far- but I have, for the first time, raised a scammer's blood pressure.
For the past week, I've been asking Victoria the Unicorn Lady for her unicorn's vet record, and she keeps saying that she'll ship the papers with the animal. My latest request apparently touched a nerve:
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| i want to assure you that am a good proferssional in this job so i want you to have the trust in me and belived in what i say and What i wrote you i told you that the her pappers will be coming along with her right now she is here with me.. my husband is reverang ben smith is a good pastor of C.A.C (christ apostolic church) so why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe look i cant force you to buy from me am just trying to sell my own market so try and understand me if you are not interested in buying you can let me know than letting me to wast my time i told you in our last email me that the Unicorn i will be shipp to you i asap and all her document will be shipp as follow i can even give you a guarantee that you can pay half payment the some of 200$ and when you recieved the unicorn and take a look at her you will balance me up. ok please that is all what i can say for now let me know if you still have the love in her and maybe you can take her for adoption all i care for is that i want the love for my unicorn and a good home for her too and also promise me that you will take a good care of her when i shipp her to you beacuse we really take good care of them here i treat them like human being. so Melani let me know. |
I feel so proud of me.
UPDATE: Victoria has had enough- she's finally agreed to send me the "pappers". |
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FrumpyBB
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Joined: 22 Nov 2006
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:48 pm |
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Nice response, ChainYanker! How does it feel to get this special lad attention?
One question, half a unicorn, is that a semicorn? 
Adoption...adoption....there are some beautiful forms out there for lad adoption...I�m sure they can be used for unicorn adoption, too... |
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419weasel
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
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Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:08 am |
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No, just vet papers, a birth certificate, or certification from a reliable unicorn registry.
I've asked my other Unicorn Lady for a picture, though. She sent me four pictures of a horse, then disappeared when I asked for a unicorn with a horn. |
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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SlapHappy
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@CY - You bugged her so bad, and "wasted her time" so much, she wants you to only send half the money now, and pay up later. You must be getting on her nerves! hehehe  |
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