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... , just because the so called S0l0do failed us on the very meeting date and time causing them a financial lost because they sponsored the trip to meet you people .they do no more believe me and Prinz ,they feel we are up to something a reason the director thus not want to explain ...

Again with the Chucky bashing? Chucky's gonna get mad. Chucky smash!

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:41 am

Ahmed is really loosing his nerve rignt now and wrote this mail to Paris. Can she really help him?

ARK wrote:

Dear Paris My sweet heart ,
This is to serve as a follow up of the one sent earlier ,i still want to thank you for your messages and concern towards me ,
and i pray that this email will meet you in good condition of health and sound mind .

Please allow me to go straight to the point to what has been bordering and giving headache to me all this time .My questions are as follows , as you already know we have fallen so deeply in love and have as well been discussing more about business plans and our friendship are as well been growing everyday , right?

1. Do you really love me from the bottom of your heart?

2. Do you really believe that i can make a good ,humble ,hardworking ,reliable trustworthy friend, business partner and as well a lover ?

3. If yes ,can you please tell me why you have refused to believe me ? From the look of things i feel You and others from the forum may be finding it May be finding it difficult to believe me . please tell me why ?

4. Why did you refused to call me or send me a simply sign photo of the new year to show how much you love me or what is the good reason behind not being able to have called me immediately when i asked for it ?

5. What are your temperaments towards me ? you know, your way of thinking about me, your opinions of me being a business partner or helping me to make it up in business all this while ?

6. Do you really trust me after all this while of our friendship ?

7 .This is never an internet character something but a real thing in reality that i want us to know , So are you taking this as the so called internet business for fund or you believe am a serious man seeking for real support in reality ?

8 why has it taken you so long to offer me a financial support i know if only you want to you will surely do it without any difficulty?

I am sorry if i have asked so many questions , but i just believe it is high time and good i know more about you and how you feel about me really ,

I am suggesting that you support me for my dreams to come true and i know you will be able to do this only if you want to without any strings attach like me sending you certain photos as a further prove of love , something which i know what i did for you in past should have been enough prove at least .

Please if you can really give me funding we would really own a very good business establishment as well as the micro credit business we have been talking about . I want to make it clear that we can as well own an oil company here rather than following Limobia who are now disappointed of me and do not want to have anything doing with me , just because they have not yet had any funding for their expansion for all that i have done to them.

I would expect you to answer all these questions truthfully and correctly in the name of God almighty.
If you try me i will prove to you that am highly trustworthy and and reliable , I hate to hurt my love ones and even people, anybody, especially anyone who is out to support me to make it in life and for the good of all of us .
i really want to know how things look like between us , because all my hopes are on you to finance me to do something good here, i know the moves, you know business plans but i can not get reasonable amount from the bank because it is not easy here .
i wish that you can even get some one to come down to stay with me and we do it together.
I Pray that almighty God will give us the understanding peace and the wisdom to stay with each other as good friends and business partners and look up to one God .

My happiest moments will not be complete if you are clearly and purely not by my side .because i feel you my only relation and connection to the sun ,with your support and love next to me there will be no darkness i can't overcome.
Latter on in my destiny i see my self in a successful good business partnership with you .

I just hope that what ever it is you will be able to finance me to do real business.
I Hope to hearing from you
Ahmed Rayan Kadiri

Paris was not too happy, but she did him a favour and gave some answers ... the question 7 was especially hard to answer (or should I have simply said "I am real" Laughing

).

hotel heiress wrote:

this is pathetic.

but i'll do u a favour ... and answer them one by one:

1. No, I just seek some fun with cool studs and you look so cute. you told me you are married and your wife does not mind. I had something temporary in mind and was very clear about that.

2. I cannot tell if you are hardworking, but from what I have learned, you are well humble but not too reliable and trustworthy as you failed to arrange our meeting in the first place and the Limbodia business ... well Mr. Kojo tells me things.

3. If yes, does not apply

4. Your numbr was problematic. I think there was a thread on that. Cant remember the problem. But above all I am to busy to troubleshoot.

5. Would a woman ever tell a guy all about her temperaments? At least for me, you are not business but romance.

6. Cant tell

7. Didnt even understand the question. Do you refer to the Nigerian Connection and scam artists here? I am certainly non of those.

8. The difficulty was 1TV5, remember?

PH

My kindness gained me a nice invitation Very Happy

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thank you for the response ,
Please is there anything you may be able to do to meet me easily in this CUP OF AFRICAN NATIONS 2008 ? It just in the corner starting 20 th January 2008.
Please try and make it so that we can meet .
Iknow with this landing will be much easier and you may nopt require anything from me to do it .
i just hope that i can meet you as soon as possible .
Ahm3d R4yan kAD1R1

to bad I cant make it Sad

hotel heiress wrote:

cant be there on the 20th, but maybe I'll come later. Can you send me a schedule of the games and can you buy some tickets for me and my friends?

PH

Anybody else who'd like to join me on C.A.N. 2008 Idea

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:42 am

PS.: Have you seen Uyi in the forum? He seems to be wainting for some nice baiters to drop him a line Cool

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:52 am

This a$$hole!!! That^^ letter was the one ARK sent to me!! Par1s, you bitch!! Ready for a bitch fight? Very Happy

(Better not. I have only one single million. But maybe Chry5 will come if she gets invited, too...he has not yet answered anyone here, only announced to answer longer and later. I bet he was busy thinking of Par1s!)

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Wait a minute! He's swooning with Paris? I thought he didn't like hookers!

(ba-dum-dum Tip your waitress)

ARK is one weird dude, even by lad standards.

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:11 pm

The main thing I�m worried about now is, will Enno and I, both guys,be anything near convincing in a bitch fight??!?

Furthermore, will it fit in either his or my dramaturgy?

Mike Hawk would say, don�t let Ahmed become the third party, because then he could say to me "Par1s is giving me more gifts than you, Chry5. Do you really love me? I am so sincere and simple." Who on Earth could stand that?!?

No, my suggestion is that Chry5 has no clue that Pari5 H1lt0n is having anything going on with a reliable trusty family man.

Email to Chry5. Does this look familiar?

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21:39 (Vor 30 Minuten)
Dearest Friend Chrys315,

Splendid ,I liked your response ,i questioned your sincerity because many times you have sent me money but it did not get to me truly, anytime i went to cash it at the point of collection.
and it normally pained me .
You told me somethings in your email and am happy and praying that it will come to reality.You said the money you won will benefit us as well our business.

You know am married but it is not a problem in my religion and as long as that i love you very much and have made my wife aware of this Friendship , it is only left to you to decide something
if it should be Marriage, friendship plus business or business alone.
If i want to make you part of me in my religion it is acceptable. all i need is take good care of you all and do not cheat you or her. She like you very much and wish to see you one day .
our women are trained to like it and it is not a problem . Unless of corse you say we should be friends only and i as well have no problem .

My wife already know of you by your photo and is very happy to see you join the team , It is not anything bad in Islam.You may probably know that my interest for you is a personal one, not only because of business but also part of an [b]obsession from me for a white lady.If not i will not go in for a second wife of a black African /American woman.

I also believe that with you next to me the sky can be my limit .
The Cup of African Nations are being hosted in Ghana and Tamale is part of the regions hosting THIS ,so it will be an advantage and very easy FOR YOU PEOPLE to fly and land in Tamale,
please discuss this with the Prinz for me .THE Lord WHOM WE ALL SERVE ,TOLD ME AND ALSO in the book of Proverb 3 Chapter 5 That we should trust in God and believe not in our own understanding and in all we do we should acknowledge Him for He will direct our paths , this is not by power or might but by the spirit of the most high .

I so much believe and trust in God that i can not do anything without his approvals and ever since i have been praying and fasting to God to give me his own chosen foreign Partner who can help me earnestly you are the one i found reliable by the directions of the Lord and i have no doubt over it .Only that i have asked God to take absolute control of everything as all my trust is in Him .

I have been very truthful and honest with you and the Prinz by providing every of my trust and believe for you and i will like you to hold me like your self and treat me like your self, remember the one God we all serve and do not refuse me . I promise you that i will always tell you the truth.
I would like you to make every arrangements fast because am wasting, jobless WITH all these biz plans and visions you know and want us to start this business as soon as possible so that i can get my self more engaged and committed in this business .

I just hope that you will use the CUP OF AFRICAN NATIONS CAN 2008 opportunity to fly to me in Tamale or try to send me something directly into my bank account so that i can use this to meet you in ACCRA.

Hope to hearing from you soon
yours truly
ARKi

Interesting thoughts on polygamy. I was thinking of censoring that thing, but then, better not.
Any female baiter willing to jump this train? (Worf? Hoo-hoo? Are you there?)

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So that was his problem! Chucky sent him photos of black escorts to choose from, but what he really wanted was a white woman. I wish he had told Chucky his, as Chucky has access to woman of all races and nationalities. Sheesh.

Frumpy, do you want to do the plane thing next weekend? That could give pr1nz time to start with the symptoms.

(see pm)

ARK is one wacked out dude.

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:39 am

Difficult question...
If Enno plays along, I have "found" Par1s� post on that other forum, she�s got an invitation?!?
Though Chry5 adores her and wants to be like her in life, she�s suspicious now...

If there is a bitch fight, maybe both Enno and I could use it to make Ahm3d do, well, things...

anyhow, I�d need a -sign pic from him Smile

The Pr1nz story seems to get completely independent again. CS, I�m with you.
You should offer me some 30% reduced price though Wink

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:20 am

Let me see if I have this right. ARK wants Chry5 to be his wife #2, because (1) he adores her, (2) it's just fine with wife #1, (3) it's just fine with Islam, (4) he is obsessed with white women, (5) Proverb 3 Chapter 5 of the Christian Bible says it's OK and (let us not forget) (5) Chry5 has lots of money. He doesn't say exactly why Chry5 should want to become his wife #2, but he does say that wife #1 makes enough money to support him.

One approach: Chry5 agrees! "I never knew this about you--how wonderful! So, even though I have just lost all the money I have in the world while gambling in Monaco, I will be moving in with you and your wife very shortly. Thank god she makes enough money for all of us! Hopefully you and I can have several children, and of course I'll help wife #1 with the dishes now and then, whenever I'm not pregnant. Together, we'll find some business for you, I'll even pray and fast with you to find some benefactor. As you say, with us next to each other, the sky can be the limit. When we do find that benefactor, we'll find another nice place for wife #1 to live, OK?" I'm sure others could put this much better, but I'd love to see just how far his delusions extend.

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:29 am

This sounds as weird as it sounds logical...Ahm3d�s brain works kind of that way. He would not contradict you. Are you his neighbour from " "? Wink

I�m going to use this argument, MH, am very greatful, when ARK makes "problems"... I will use it certainly when he will have done that sign pic for Windypop�s website.
(Sometimes I�m just short of words...need to think a day about it.)
Now that I have read your post a 3rd time, I am laughing about it. At first I thought, that�s ARK�s way of thinking, a good analysis, and a serious one, revealing the "depths" of lad thinking.
With you, MH, the sky can be the limit.
I�m starting to fast until the next trophy day NOW Smile

More details on that part will depend on his answer to Chry5� email and on the acceptance of Marv�s sign pic of soap star Yv0nn3 C4tt3rf3ld, i.e. me, that he got with it...

Meanwhile, the Pr1nz story is being developed, with some ideas by Chucky Jayhawk. Mail from Pr1nz to :

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Dear Mr. K4d1ri,

did you contact Mr. J0n4than D4n1el and Mr. S0lud0�s secretary?

He got back to me in the meantime and says he would be glad to invite me to come over with his private plane.

Can you confirm this with him, please?

I�m sure he needs flight, airport and landing details, too.

As soon as I get positive info from him I will be ready to join him and Mr. D4n1el and whomever he is doing business with to be his guest, which he has already promised meand you in Accra.

You do not need to drive this time. I am only lacking the flight details, please discuss this with him. He already promised we will use his private plane with no extra charge for me! I consider it very generous.

Regarding L1m0bia, if you think they are NOT necessary, then why should we split our future profits? I do feel indebted to ask Mr. S0lud0 to reimburse their travel expenses.
Can you ask them for a detailed list of their costs they were having on S0lud0�s hehalf?

(You do not need to be too exact in this single point, if I might add. Mr. S0lud0 has offerred me to give the L1m0bia gentlemen and you a little bonus, too, which the Nigerian tax office obviously will not question, regarding S0lud0�s reputation with Nigerian high business offcials.)

How is your family doing? I hope you are all well. You always introduce every email with nice wished for me and my beloved ones so let me finish this business email with best wishes to you!

Yours, Pr1nz 3rn5t-4ugu5t von H4nn0ver

Still thinking which character shall be doing the EU sign pic begging Smile

Chucky, do NOT contact ARK before HE does, please! He is such a talent in emailing Smile

and he needs to do some work, too, some preparations for the big investors to come.
I hope you will be generous enough to fulfill our wishes then...
Alas, Pr1nz� appendix might become a problem...but I do feel indebted to J.R. K4d1ri, and we have to do it NOW !
If these feelings of personal guilt bring me into hospital, I know who to put the blame on. Wink

(In a hospital in Accra (again), where he can visit me?)

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Mike, you forgot item #6

He doesn't trust Nigerians

Oh, and frumpy, it's Barrister S0ludo, not Mr. S0ludo. Chucky didn't study for six long years at C0ncept College to be called "Mr.". Respect Chucky's authority!

It might take quite a bit for ARK to get back in touch with Chucky. I think Chucky really insulted him by offering hookers. I think ARK is just as whacked-out as Dan. Combined, the two of them could take over the world! Well, maybe they could take over a city block. A small city block. A very, very small city block, out in the middle of the country. Provided there are no squirrels. I don't think ARK and Dan have the mental capacity to outwit the squirrels. Very Happy

edit - I just had a thought. I don't get very many of these, so I tend to treasure the ones I do get. Normally I would not be comfortable bringing race into a bait, but since ARK brought up his obsession with finding a white woman I'm okay with it. What if Secretary B4byjay confided to ARK (when he finally writes her back) that she has not been herself lately because her boyfriend broke up with her. It's tough being the white secretary of a very succesful Barrister in Ghana. Her boyfriend couldn't handle that, as well as the differences in their races. Maybe we could get a romance going between ARK and the Secretary as well. Would he be up for two white wives? I think the Secretary could eventually be convinced of that.

Thoughts? I think we're getting dangerously close to crossing the line with this one, but, again, ARK is the one that disclosed his obsession with white women.

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:10 pm

I�m the chosen one Smile

JH, you tend to be too fast. First, the S0lud0 biz bit, please.
Remember there is trouble with Par1s on the horizon, if Enno plays along, but I guess he has some own plans with her Smile

Jayhawk, I doubt he is a "good" romance lad, though, again, Enno may tell a different thing.
It would be a new side of his persona I am not aware of, and I have kept profiling him for some months now, it�s like the hunting season, and my big stag is out there somewhere, he will be shot metaphorically on March 7th but we need to creep a little bit softer and not bang in the door in Tamale.
Of course, M3lly should make a start with a business email and one or two sentences of boredom...that she feels lonely, so he can feel he could gain control over her. Start slowly, please.
The first contact is prepared:

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16:02 (Vor 6 Stunden)
My dear Prinz
Thank you for the update ,
I want to say that REALLY if you are meeting me in Tamale and not in Accra then i will not change any date and time table that you and Mrs b4byj4y and D4n1el will come up with .
i will contact b4byj4y as you suggested .
Ahm3d

Thanks, Marvinator! "J.R. K4d1ri" likes your work! :

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15:46 (Vor 6 Stunden)
My Dearest Chrys315,

Oh was so kind of you ,you made my day a wonderful one and i was very happy to get your photo sign at least i can now feel good that i have some one that special,I would like to thank you very very much for this .
Please i will come back to tell you more but i just hope that you will tell your parents ABOUT ME.
I will get back to write you more .
ARKi

I feel he needs time to write to that Par1s bitch Sad

The tell your parents line is damn familiar from my Wul1, who landed in prison at the end. Ohhh I have a feeling this will be a good hunting season in spring Smile

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No email to Miss B4byjay from the lying POS ARK yet. And Dan has dropped off the map. Chucky will not be happy with this.

Has Chry5 mentioned to ARK that the pr1nz went to the doctor for stomach problems. The doctor told pri1nz that he simply had a tummy ache and gave him some antacids. Stupid doctor doesn't know an appendix about ready to burst when he sees it. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:43 pm

We need a Monday or Friday, best one or two days before or right on March 7th.

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13:27 (Vor 3 Stunden)
Dear Pr1nz

I hope you and your family are doing great.
I would like to thank you for your email ,i really contacted Mr D4n1el but i would like to use this opportunity to to tell you all more about flight information to Tamale When ever you are in Ghana.
1.The Antr4k Air in Accra travels to Tamale on Fridays and on Mondays ,
2. the Airport is The Tamale Airport ,
3. This is easy whenever you are in Accra- kot0ka international airport ,the Antr4k airline would be able to help .
All i need is the time and date you will be landing , so that i will be able to meet you .
as for L1m0bia when you are here we will talk about this and what to give them .From the look of things i can see that Mr s0lud0 is a very important man in this business, and i want to thank you. i also hope to hear from you soon.
Ahm3d k4d1ri

See, Jayhawk, we cannot do it without LeChuck Smile

and without Dan. Smile

Then he sent to both Pr1nz and Chry5 a real family photo, his wife, him and a baby. I do not like to post these Crying or Very sad

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00:01 (Vor 17 Stunden)
Dearest Chrys315

I am most grateful for the photo sign, this sign will from now on let me have trust in you , truthfully, i use to like P4ris because she has been the one who help me to be in the Milli0naires forum and she promised of helping me in terms of my business but she failed me on so many times .i can equally see that she follows many men ,and i would not be able to believe her more than i can do for you .
I would much appreciate if you are here, Before, told her about the Cam 2008 and what her opinion was about it if she could come . You know she supported me to remain in forum when THE MOB was denying me of it and for the past i use to tell her about my business plans and asked her to support me financially in it .
I just want you to believe that it is you that i love to be here so that we can move ahead in the business.If i have you believe me i do not need P4ris. The differences are clear and you know it.

Now Back to my me and my wife , my wife is 34 years old and a trader in THE LOCAL market here ,traditionally she was meant for my father ,it was an agreement that my parents will marry from their home ,so when the time came my father forced me into it but from time to time i made it i grew to love her and we have been living happily this why she respects my wishes and as it is in our religion .But ever since i told her about you she has been very happy and wants to see you .please fine attached one of our pics when my business was fine for me .
i will be writing more to morrow ok
love from
ark

Damn! Damn! Damn! This all sounds so heart-breaking and true! What a cunning man!
Chry5 will not have to pretend too much...
Somehow I really wish e6ffdyr0 will have been sent the same email, with reversed names though, Chry5 being the traitor and Par1s being the cheesecake.

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It' BARRISTER S0ludo, dammit! BARRISTER Solud0! Why can't that numpty ARK get it right! Very Happy

Frumpy, pick a date for BARRISTER S0ludo to pick both lads up and fly them to Monaco. The plane is gassed and ready!

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:03 pm

March is good, early March, until then trust-building and form-filling.

I have been thinking the whole week about it, how to give reasons for a sign pic "". After all, I came up with this, serving as an answer to the above email. I�ve only interspersed it between general money, business and marriage and relationship issues, so not to raise the proverbial eyebrow in Tamale. No idea if he will buy it but I hope so. I�d esteem this more than pushing for another safari this month. I feel he is really too broke and needs some putting up, which means for Chry5, she adores his sense for business, and for Pr1nz, he is actively communicating with BARRISTER Solud0 about the next appointment to be. ARK said he will contact Miss B4byj4y, how about her sending him the forms first, so that Barry S0lud0 will not charge the Pr1nz, his friend, twice?

Quote:

My dear Ahm3d,

can you believe, I really had a tear in my eye when I say the beautiful photograph showing you with your wife and this beeeeautiful little baby of yours!
I have not seen a more touching picture in my life!
You really must be a loving father and a loveable man!

I really don�t want to comment on P4ris and on the other millionaires, I feel I don�t need them actually any more. With you and Pr1nz 3rn5t-4ugu5t I am sure to have all guidance and advice I may need for my future life.

I have told my parents a lot about you and your town, I showed it to them on a map and what your business plans are and that I would like to share them with this so unforeseen wealth of mine, which I do not feel really worthy of.

I have my parents a gift of a few hundred thousand so they can enjoy life a little bit more. Another 250.000 I intend to invest in a local business in Berlin which T4pr0bane has advised me to. They are opening a luxury restaurant next to the FU Berlin (Freie Universit�t Berlin, meaning "Free University Berlin"). You may know that the student�s number is supposed to rise up to 20% in the next ten years in Germany, so I thought investing in this infrastructure might prove really fruitful. It is going to be a small two-story restaurant and snack bar with cocktail nights, run by and . It will be called , because a small library will be included downstairs and a bookshop, mainly with medical and law magazines, aiming to this clientel that lives around this place. Some computers will be installed in each corner and some light jazz music will not distract from conversations.

Would you, dear Ahm3d, be willing to support this idea of mine? That�s the only investment opportunity apart ., if I remember your name suggestion right, and L1m0bia, if you and they would be willing to accept my contribution.

My parents say that I am living up and that they do like me at last enjoying my life. They often think of me as their little girl, still they do.

You may or may not know, but it�s the truth, I was engaged once, for 4 years already. But this engagement broke up 2 and a half years ago, because he was moving away from Berlin. I have not had any relationship to a man since then. I preferred to immerse into my work...which is over now, as you know.

One last question, if it�s not too personal. Did I understand you right, your parents arranged your wedding very quickly when you were not yet ready for a marriage? Maybe this is the reason for your sincerity and your seriousness that has always come through every email I have had with you. You are a man who has learned to take responsibility early. This is just my feeling, is it true? And who is this cute little baby in the picture? Your youngest child, I believe. Awwwwwww, it�s so cute! I love and adore kids! How old is this photo? Can he/she walk and talk already? What were his first words? Do you speak English at home all the time or do you have other complicated languages, too?

Do you believe love can grow over the distance?

So much for now. I was happy that you like my picture I made for you. I have so many personal questions to you but I do not dare to ask anything I would like to know at once, because, actually, I am rather shy and sometimes I really need a friendly push to do things that are good for me.

All the very best for now.

Your friend,

Please try to get Dan ready first, Jayhawk, before pushing Ahm3d too quickly. He is not a stag, he is a shy white rabbit and would run away and hide again for months in his subterranean hideouts, which has been proven a few months before unfortunately , if things go too quick and overflow his limited cerebral capacity.

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I don't think that ARK likes S0ludo:

Quote:

Dear B4byjay ,

Thank you for the offer but i think it is the Pr1nz who connected Mr Daniel to come over to Ghana to see me , so i expect him to have more information for Mr Daniel than i do ,
i am confused you are telling me to get Mr Daniel for you .
I will like you to contact him using his email address and know exactly where this man is OK. SO THAT YOU CAN let him meet us like he did before .i do not think it is my duty to look for Daniel for you ,it is the Pr1nz's who has to talk to Daniel to prepare .
as for me i am ever ready and expect you to pick me up in Tamale .
Ahmed

The insolent little twerp. Not a speck of gratitude for Barrister S0ludo to take time out of his busy schedule and PERSONALLY fly down and pick him up. And all I did was request that he have Dan contact me, as I can't seem to get hold of him. Miserable sod.

Frumpy, shall we plan a trip to Monaco that goes wrong when your appendix bursts? We won't get a safari out of the deal, but we could get them stranded at the airport at 3:00 in the morning. It will also give you an excuse to slow things down, as you will be recovering from the emergency surgery.

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:06 pm

FrumpyBB wrote:

Any female baiter willing to jump this train? (Worf? Hoo-hoo? Are you there?)

I was just thinking today how much I missed ARK. Laughing

What is it you want me to do? I've gotten so behind on following the ARK saga.

I wonder if he would like to me my aging stripper character, ? Wink

Or maybe Ethel? After all, she and have another lad in common too Laughing

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Oh good lord, not Eth3l! Laughing

She'll have things screwed up beyond belief!

Actually, the sweet generally competent Miss B4byjay, Executive Secretary to the famous Barrister Charles S0ludo could use a voice. If you're interested she's yours.

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:47 pm

^^Sounds like a good idea to me. You�d need all your charme Very Happy

to convince ARK that there are certain reasons that Berryster S0lud0 can NOT come to Tamale, only to 200+ miles away from that Very Happy

. One possible reason may be the bad vibrations and bad lucky numbers which do not allow him to set a foot on that ground there in Tamale. Maybe he�s been bitten by a crunchy frog there, being superstitious as he is.
The real reason being a pith helmet on a certain forum, of course Very Happy

and Mel1nda�s tinfoil hat.

To sum ARK�s recent past up in a nutshell: safari/mugu wedding with Dan the lotto man/inheritance did not get through/Pr1nz and Chry5 extremely willing to invest in either his microcredit and his L1m0bia company scam (well, I assume 99% the latter is a scam!).

I�d like to have him to do a safari right on his 40th birthday. If U2 is no more your thing, Worf, then Eth3l must be the gal for him Very Happy

!

Generally, he�s open for polygamy. Letter to me (yuck!):

Quote:

21:04 (Vor 1� Stunden)

Dearest Chrys315,

i hope you are doing fine ,
you wrote this lovely one i like you to give me up to tomorrow for the reply OK
Love AND KISSES
from Ahm3d

Gah!

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:42 pm

While sometimes I do think that this bait is nothing but a waste of time, considering his utter harmlessness, stupidity and strange eagerness to become a successful scammer himself, because one could do so many more important things in the same time that it takes to write this kind of drama, asking several RL people if it sounds credible, which pushes me more and more into a role of a ARK daily soap new episodes provider in laidback conversation...it certainly IS funny.
Seems like I have to drift "downwards" to lovebaiting him to achieve the sign.
Long email sent from him to Chry5, with a lot of happy feelings and next to no actual content.
Now I guess it�s time for outright business begging, PR-wise:

Quote:

My dear Ahm3d,

thank you so much for your nice email, i was really happy to read from you.

I have had a long talk with my parents. It seems they both support my plan to invest in my Berlin friends� restaurant/cocktail bar and the Tamale microcredit business. I need your advice on two things.

First, I was contacted by a Mr. Uy1 on the M1ll10naires Forum, asking if I was interested to invest in a Nigerian telecommuniucations company.
Actually, I am reluctant because my plans are quite firmly settled by now. Do you believe telecommunications is a growing market in Africa?

I do not want to sound stupid, I have not said yes or no. Personally I have no reason to be against any Nigerian man or woman but I have not forgotten your advice that you do not trust Barrister S0lud0 (being a Nigerian), neither have I forgotten the misfortune of Prinz 3rn5t-4ugu5t.

Would you advise me strictly against it? Or do you mean it will be worth a try? If you need me to send you the few emails we have had, i can send them to you if necessary.

I come to you with this confident problem because I trust you. Besides, my parents have advised me to ask my friend from Ghana, as they are referring to you, whether I should think about it at all. Without personal contacts, they say, you better do not give any money to an unknown man who has contacted you on the Milli0naires Forum, without having asked some friends before who know the continent, the country, the business.

Another thing, would you be able to do me a favour? "" sounds a great slogan for our Berlin restaurant and cocktail bar that shall be opened in February. Would you be willing to do me a big favour? Can you post with a sign the way I have done, with the above slogan? A picture like the one you made for Pr1nz 3rn5t-4ugu5t would give us a great aura of internationality, of respect, because, as you many know, we have many students from Ghana in Berlin as well, usually very friendly people. It was my idea to address them as customers especially. We have met yesterday to discuss the interior of the "E4t3r Un1v3rsity" restaurant and we have decided to give it a modern students� flair, with a lot of free computers to use and a small library, a few paintings, some historical and artistic persona, some artwork. We want to show we are open for anybody. I believe this is gonna be a great idea. T4apr0bane says the computers will be no problem, but if I can manage to find some pictures to be framed for decoration...can you help me, please, with the above slogan?

The work will not be over in February. However, "W4yn3�s and Frum9y�s E4ter Un1versity" is renovated right now. This is my first real business!!!
Do you want to be a part in it? That would make me so happy, to show that you have trust in my abilities!!

Family IS important. My parents will always support me and they say I�m on the right way. If I think back how sad and broken I was at Dr. J0h4nnes Sch7�t3r�s death, having feared unemployment then and loneliness...so many things have happened!

My dear Ahm3d, I will write more again tomorrow. Tomorrow at noon I will take my parents out to a restaurant to eat dinner. Would you like to help me with this favour next week, a sign just similar to the one I made for you, to show that I trust in your abilities? It would show that we already have a reputation of hospitality, friendship and sincerity with all international students. I�m looking forward to it!

Most important of all, do say hi to your family, your wife, your children. They will soon get to know me and I will know them as new friends I found.

Your friend, Chrys315 S0ph1a Ph1m0krates

Uy1 is a Nigerian who contacts a lot of milli0naires...I�m willing to sacrifice him to ARK this way. T4pr0b4ne is my computer sponsor collector character.

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:42 am

He's really had enough of you lot. He's come whining back to me. Laughing

Quote:

Dear Barry ,
How is life and work ?
i am very down and wished that you could just send me some small money to keep me going ,how about your businesses over there? please do remember our plans of the office here in Ghana.
Please kindly send me just $ 300 .i need something urgently.
please do not turn me down ,ok
hope to hearing from you sooner .
4hm3d

^^ I blow hot and cold as well about him being a waste of time FFB. He's nothing if not persistent though, which makes him dangerous and worthy of baiting. I'll string him along for a bit longer. Wink

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:02 pm

Wow this thread is still going. Any time you guys want my old character () to return to the bait just let me know. Smile

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:10 pm

I've got him testing the MTCN modality on my site.
He's finding it tough going though.

Quote:

I am ashamed of my self, i have not yet understood it ,i wish that you could assist me to understand this better ,
or if you could help me to get the MTCN .
I just hope that you will understand me .
thank you

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:21 pm

@Josh -- he asked me about you a few days ago...

I was checking my baiter addy that he had, and he started a chat with me... claiming my wife is alive and he knows it... He thinks the Email he got from is actually from Mrs. D@nt3...

Quote:

<snip>
axxx: D@nt3 STOP
NO
SHE IS ALIVE
i know that
1:25 PM please lets talk business
me: Really?? How do you know that, and where is she? do you hold her as a hostage?
axxx: she ever wrote and told me
about something
1:26 PM i will forward you that latter
have you been hearing of M@lf0y ?
me: forward to me now
<snip>

He is like a bad penny... Rolling Eyes