"Behold... a letter from President Barack Obama!"

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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:25 am

The Lads brought out some big guns this time (emphasis added)!

Quote:

Attention:

This is to bring to your notice that the office of His Excellency the President of the Federal Republic of Ghana, Mr. John Dramani Mahama has constituted your attention to bear in mind that we haven't heard from you all this while since you are running out of time to comply to our message given to you for some time now.

Since you have been deceived or treated badly by impersonators doesn't mean everybody in Ghana are the same kind of people rather we are taking the optimum measure to make sure you face the law as stated in the international constitutional law for money laundering and terrorism, it has come to our notice with full proof that so many has been sending money to Africa especially Ghana to various individuals who used the money they received from you to promote kidnapping, terrorism, buying of ammunition for various crime.

Ghana government has complain, Nigeria Government has complain ad other counties also complained for you sponsoring fraudulent activities in their country,looking into this issue clearly you were once appointed and approved from other nominees selected as the Ambassador to African Refugees, since you are entitle to care for all the funds / money donated to the refugees from the United Nations Headquarter, non Governmental organisations (NGOs), benefactors and benefactress, also we still have (23)consignments belonging to you or bearing your name as the beneficiary and some of your funds were also investigated which was left pending in various Banks in my country and lastly we have (9) DHL parcel on your name and(6) FedExp Parcel containing claims Documents and certified Bank Cheque.

But; what did you do? Nothing….you should know better that your duty also as an Ambassador is to handle all the contracts of food supply, health care services and Clothing's to various Orphanage/refugees camp in Ghana, as well as the construction of the two new refugee camps in the Volta and Eastern regions in Ghana and as well rehabilitate the Buduburam refugee camp and Krisan-refugee-camp, your entitlement/salary is $45,000.00USD per monthly, allowances are also attractive.

All arrangement has been made for your coming on the 19th of this month, Visa arrangement, Air-ticket, accommodation, feeding and your personal (UN) car are well arranged with (2) police escort van for your security safety are also arranged.

So is left for you to decide which of them you prefer to claim or interested in; depending on their various procedure/process:

1. Your (UN) Ambassadorship
2. Your (23)consignments
3. Your Pending funds in various Banks
4. Your (9) DHL parcel
5. Your (6) FedExp Parcel

Therefore, you are mandated to fill the form given to you now within (72) hour's, and you should submit (2) Passport Picture photograph, a refundable Registration fee and a Photocopy of your Identification (International Passport or driving license) for your endorsement in the official registration list as an Ambassador representing African refugees, while your consignment should be given or deliver to you after you accept the duties charges depending on our agreement.

For Security Reasons and confidentiality, we expect to hear from you between now till (72hr's) working days from the date of receipt of this message in acknowledgement of this proposal, otherwise I will believe you are not interested which we will go ahead to recommend the cancellation of your appointment and other further transaction in Ghana after reveal it to my cabinet, we are using this act to update you that you shouldn't listen or do any transaction with any one in Ghana without the notice of my office as the president of Ghana, you are also advise not to send any money or up-forth charges / FEES Without my notice, Failure to do so, you are on your own risk.

I hereby attach my identification, letter signed and sealed by (US) President in respect of your attitude toward the situation on ground, If you are still much alive and kicking, then Prove it by responding immediately because we awaiting your Soonest responds.

Here's the leter from "(US) President" (with the headers and footers stripped away)

So I'm a criminal who is trusted enough to be an ambassador... that's just pure Lad logic.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:30 am

what the hell kind of format is this really? it's like a pot-mash of three different modalities. Congratulations on finding a really thick lad Very Happy

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:39 am

I never knew Mr. Obama's English was so bad. You'd think a lawyer would write much better than that.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 12:17 pm

I think it's crying out for Barack Obama to dolla chop some other poor unsuspecting lad.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 12:22 pm

Of course all real US Government letters have 3 RSOTs and scales on them. This letter is an obvious fake and lad deserves a huge slapping...

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 5:17 pm

At least they understand that in the USA we start all of our letters with, Behold!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Aug 2006 Posts: 577

That is such a thing of beauty.

I needs severe abuse.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:45 pm

Tell them you want a nice IPA...

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:02 pm

You had better do as they ask. You don't want to be in soup.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 03 Nov 2009 Posts: 46

Wow, what a catch! I hope you get a phone call with the President!

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

Wow, The Prez himself! Well done! I get a lot of mails from his old lady but never from the Mr. bow_down

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:44 pm

In the Soup - I wonder if it it the FBI recovery scam lads that were baited earlier in the year. http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=251906

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:31 pm

I smell Interpol.... Twisted Evil

And the soup part. OMG, this is hilarious. Laughing

ETA for spelling

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:46 pm

I've gotten emails from Obama before, but none quite so absurd. This one is a beauty. I think you need to share his email so we can massbait the hell out of him. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 12:39 am

+1

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 12:42 am

+2. I would love for it to be ol' Smitty.

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:37 am

I don't even know where to start. Are we to bait this person?

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 7:37 am

It's really nice to see someone using the word "behold" outside of the Bible and The Silmarillion. So few appreciate a good, old-fashioned word like that.

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 8:54 am

Walter Pinkman wrote:

Of course all real US Government letters have 3 RSOTs and scales on them. This letter is an obvious fake and lad deserves a huge slapping...

There!

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:01 am

Go for broke. I haven't heard back from them yet.

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:38 am

Rowan wrote:

It's really nice to see someone using the word "behold" outside of the Bible and The Silmarillion. So few appreciate a good, old-fashioned word like that.

Ah, my favourite book, Silmarillion that is. I've read it countless of times and i adore the language in it. It really shows how good Tolkien's language was.

Apart from that, I think it is great that Obama shows interest to help Yastreb to get his funds. One thing that always baffles me is that lads often use the carrot and the whip, at the same time. "If you don't allow us to give you millions of $ we will throw your ass in prison."

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 2:04 pm

I got one from "His excellent president brock obama;" however in spite of the absurd mispelling of his name the content did not match the glory of this lad's format. This format deserves some major de-education. A mass bait of this guy might be excellent.

Do we have any fake ogas among us who could take this lad under their wing and help him develop this format into a thing of even grater beauty than it already is?

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:34 pm

I poked him from Roger, so far I have no reply. I do have a fake lad character who can play a convincing oga. Maybe I'll try that angle too.

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 6:59 am

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