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Nurse Nasty
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Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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S.C.A.M.M.S. -VS- Nurse Nasty - A Comical Adventure!
Happy New Year!
It was a Saturday. I was bored. I hadn't had a decent lad-burn-bait in a few months and wondered how cool it would be if I was part of some sort of X-Men-esque mutant team. What would my powers be? What would I wear? What would I call myself?
Ya know, all those deep and soulful questions we ask ourselves.
Instead I decided it would be fun to bait some lads into doing it.
So 2 months, 4 different baits in 4 countries, 8 lad/ladette characters, a variety of accomplices and over 40 pictures trophies later I had assembled the cast. They needed to be themed, and each have their characters, but what they really needed was their own graphic novel, of sorts. Now I have photochopped the lads into the comic, but as you see them is how they are. I have not added items or removed. I have simply cut out and re-coloured a few. Thanks to Jose_Cuervo for holding my hand through 40 hours of photochopping... 
I'm proud to present my wonderful lad/ettes and their glorious efforts.
So click the images and links and enjoy. I have included a few cameos as well.
DON'T SCROLL ALL THE WAY DOWN YET!
After you finish reading the comic scroll down. I have provided the artists impression and the original images supplied. They were told to emulate the characters, and did they ever... If you like, I made them A4 compliant, so print them out, staple it together and read it to Granny. It's not safe for kids.
<CLICK IMAGE AND LINKS TO ENLARGE>
  
I don't want to ruin the surprise, so the rest are just links.
S.C.A.M.M.S. COMIC PAGE 4
S.C.A.M.M.S. COMIC PAGE 5
S.C.A.M.M.S. COMIC PAGE 6
S.C.A.M.M.S. COMIC PAGE 7
S.C.A.M.M.S. COMIC PAGE 8
S.C.A.M.M.S. COMIC PAGE 9
S.C.A.M.M.S. COMIC PAGE 10
Out of the four lads/groups, three are still completely hooked, and the burn has only begun. This is the last emails from each scammer...
The players - Oga Oblivious and crew:
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Thank you very much Daddy, i really respect you in this, Please Daddy, i guess there are lots of things i need to know concerning my followers and the Members, i want you to tell me more of how i can carry them along in this Ministry?. Will they be like me in time to come Daddy? Please Daddy, tell me how long will it take before i will fully become part of the Family,? I just can't wait Daddy. Please give me your words, and also tell me how big you want the Church over here to be built, I will want to know of these questions i asked you Daddy. Please Daddy, also keep me posted before you can send any funds across.
Thanks, Daddy as you read this mail, God bless you for your heartkinded. I love you Dad, and i am wishing you happy New Year. |
From Fraud-Star and crew:
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Thanks for your mail, and happy new year in advance, how is the work of God hope all is well, i have
attached the pictures which you requested me to have with my guidians, therefore confirm them and send to me the last paperworkes.
I hope it will meet you in good condition.
THANKS
lOOKING FORWARD TO HEAR FROM YOU |
From Red Seal of Truth, and crew:
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| You are my Father and whenever there is a problem I have to come to you for direction.I know I hurt you but I am appealing for a second chance.The work you started should not go without baring fruit. |
READ THE COMIC BEFORE GOING ANY FURTHER
Artists Impression and Originals
I used a cool character generator and photoshop to make each of the S.C.A.M.M.S. Here they are:
This lad saw the picture and thought he had to remove all his hair and eyebrows... well he did.
Originally I thought this lad chopped a picture, but it's white paper with a flash. He couldn't grasp the concept of going outside to get a better shot. This was also his second attempt. I'll post all the originals at a later date.
I couldn't stop laughing at the last two. I still giggle at how good they look.
Best news. This isn't finished. 3 lads/groups are still very much active and alive. I have plans for them... |
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Caligula
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Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 4774
Location: Growing old
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:38 pm |
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:51 pm |
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This is indeed an artistic masterpiece of work in the 419 world. I am speachless.  |
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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
Urgent??? Impotent massage
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Fowan Nyne
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Joined: 12 Aug 2009
Posts: 3720
Location: Miniluv
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:56 pm |
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That was great. Especially the last page |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:10 pm |
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Outstanding stuff I like page 7 most of all. Yes, we all worship ...
At first I thought WU-man was a non-lad. Oh no. He has a good costume. Should consider an advertising job with that company, ringing a bell and walking up and down the whole cybercafe circuit  |
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Jasper
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 Mar 2009
Posts: 327
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:11 pm |
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That was FANTASTIC!!! I can't wait to see what's next.....  |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:20 pm |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:21 pm |
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The bar has been raised out of sight and it's only the 2nd day of 2010!!
Superb work NN
WU man is hilarious
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Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:28 pm |
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Shiver wrote a book but i have high hopes we will see a movie about NN, written by NN, directed by NN and produced by NN. Of course the lads who will appear in the movie will be paid through WU. |
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Jammy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Oct 2009
Posts: 517
Location: Absolutely, last time I checked.
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:37 pm |
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Wow! What a wonderful and inspiring present for the new year!
NN, thanks so much. I laughed my ass off at RSoT man and especially WU man! |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:39 pm |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:47 pm |
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That is absolutely astounding, NN. I am... amazed......
This is the funniest shit I have read in yonks, so, my hat, if I were wearing one, would be off to you.
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 5:25 pm |
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Brilliant doesn't begin to describe this masterpiece of baiting and humor. Utterly fantastic! |
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"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( ) 
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
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KnottyPine
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Dec 2007
Posts: 459
Location: So many Soludos, so little time
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 5:44 pm |
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I am not worthy
"The fastest subhuman on earth: A scammer on his way to collect his money at Western Onion" --  ROFLMFAO |
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you make me feel like crying
Why is it so difficult to receive money from you.I am having a hunch that you are delibrately making it difficult for me.I want you to remember all the problems you have put me through from your first bank transfer to the second one to our London account to this very western Union that you sent more than a week ago. You are putting me through all kind of stress just to receive money from you.
kindly please for God sake re-send it again in a proper way
you are making things so complicated for me...i can no longer condole all this stress you are making me pass through
Your are so honest i like the way you act.
you are playing games with me, but I still want to beleive in you because I have no much choices right now. |
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JadeFalcon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jul 2009
Posts: 806
Location: United States of Eurasia
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 6:01 pm |
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I have absolutely no idea what to say. That's just sheer brilliance!
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 6:41 pm |
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^^^
I totally agree with all of the comments and bow down to your baiting genius...
If there was an Oscar award for baiting you would be a shoo-in. Baiter of the year, King of baiting etc. etc. |
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 6:42 pm |
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Loupeitak
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Jun 2009
Posts: 181
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 6:53 pm |
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Oh my God! Words cant describe how much you made me laugh!
I love bait man! This was absolutely incredible! |
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"Enough of these entire hullabaloos that you are exhibiting." - John Devaney (First bait)
"my intention is to submit your information to the bank under the pretence that you are the owner of the funds" - John Devaney (thanks for giving that away lol) |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:16 pm |
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Superb.
The standard has been set for 2010 already. |
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MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
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rocko-d-spirito
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Jul 2009
Posts: 137
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:22 pm |
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I almost pissed myself laughing when I saw that pic WU-man. Probably the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Amazing work and thanks for sharing; you made my day/weekend! |
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Jonas Parker
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Aug 2009
Posts: 109
Location: Texas
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:23 pm |
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Wonderful! 2010 is already a "lost year for lads!" |
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:23 pm |
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so far i only seen the pics on this page, works net filter is stopping the links, but regardless your one of a kind mate, thats unbelievable stuff.
would love to read the baits that got them to do that.
simply unbelievable, are you sure your not overpaying these guys? they seem eager to work for you. |
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BearEater
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 19 Dec 2009
Posts: 13
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:51 pm |
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Absolutely Brilliant NN!!!
WU-man is the SUPER-HERO to watch!!!
(...the tears of laughter are still rolling.....)
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:36 pm |
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NN said "It was a Saturday. I was bored."
Boredom turned round in true NN style.  |
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:41 pm |
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Awesome !!! 
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"MY FINANCE DEPARTMENT TOLD'S ME TODAY THAT THE WESTERN UNION FORM YOU SENT WAS NOT VALID AND ELUCID" - Dr Frank Johnson
THERE IS A MURDER CASE WHICH I ENGAGE MY SELF INTO TO MAKE SURE THE CLIENT IS NOT KILLED BY HANGING, BUT I THANK GOD TODAY THAT THE CLIENT SUCIDED IN GOING TO JAIL INSTEAD OF HANGING TO DEATH,THAT IS THE REASON WHY I DIDN,T GET BACK TO YOU SOON. - Mohammed Traore
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