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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:42 pm

I think the dunce caps fit them beautifully!! Laughing

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 4:30 pm

I created a new character for this bait and reasure that I would be getting the
next years 2008 calendars photos.

The new character writes a bullshit letter to the mugu bla bla bla

Quote:

The church of Light Eternal humbly ask you to help us with this event.
Your donation total in two weeks will be approximately $ 10,800.00 dollars.
I have already met with the company Calendar Events and are presently working on a totally
new layout for next years calendar. We plan to double the
sales. We will honor you with what ever increase of sales of the 2% donation to you.

Please let me know of this decision

God bless you and the members of your organization

Bishop Sean Baits

His reply Which reasures me that the mugu will do the pics and will have
them in 10 days.

I guess they have decided to have a party with the money the good father
Kcuf will be sending Laughing

When pigs fly

His reply:

Dear Bishop,

Greeting from Nigeria and the blessing associated with christmas be your guide.
I will like to do more photos for you since it is for Gods work. However, you will have to give us instruction of how and what you want.
However, we are still expecting Father Kcuf Aldai to send the western union he promised us
because it will help us run our end of year fasting and prayer section tagged 2007 our year of divine favour.

God bless you Bishop

Pastor Osunde

My Mugus reply to Father Aldai. Guess he also need some instruments for the end of the year mash Laughing

Quote:

Beloved in christ,

I just got a mail from the bishop and l must confess that it is a pleasure reading his mails, it has elevated my spirit. I told him that we are going to do more pictures for the Calender you want but that we will also need instructions and direction and how to go about it.
However, l am still waiting for the western union you promised to send today so that l can use it to buy new musical instrument for our end of year fasting and prayers season starting on the 30th dec 2006.
God bless you.

Pastor Osunde

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 5:03 pm

Why aren't they smiling? Don't they believe in the Church of Eternal Light? Don't they believe that Christmas is a joyous time?

I'm having a real problem here believing that they are true converts and they may just be doing this for the money.

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:23 am

No western Unon Payment to Pastor osunde
The church gets broken into Cool

Time for the good pator to work on my photos for next year

The priest breaks the new to the Pastor

Quote:

December 27, 2006

Dear Pastor Osunde:

I am writing you with real sad news. I just came in to office only to find out
that is has been broken into by thieves. They have destroyed everything.
These people must be the devils work. The worst thing about the whole incident
is that they have taken the money I was supposed to send you.

I am so devastated over this. I don't care about the break in as much as they have taken
the little money I had left, and more so, your donation that I was going
to send today.

May the Lord take pity of the thieves. God will punish them.

Pastor Osunde, I want you to be rest assured that the money will be given to you.
I will just have to wait two weeks after the calendar fundraiser to give you the
money. The calendar sale started already and the volunteers are reporting
that everything is going fine.

Please be patient Pastor. I know you had planned to used this money to
purchase musical instruments. I also hope that the members of your congregation
also understand this most unfortunate incident.

Thank you for accepting to help us with the calendar photos.

I will be sending you the instructions for the two calendar months after I break the news
to the Bishop and make a police report.

God bless you for your understanding

Father Kcuf Aldai

The Bishop also breaks the news to Pastor Osende. Poor father Kucf
he has become the scape goat

Quote:

December 27, 2006

Dear Pastor Osunde:

I want to express my sincere apologies over this event.

I have talked to Father Aldai about his negligence. Father Kcuf Aldai is getting
to old to be doing any type of important tasks. Because of him the church has
lost thousands of dollars to scammers. He is just too naive and people make a fool of
him.

Do to his stupidity
I am just became aware by the police, that Father Aldai had in the envelope that was stolen
the money to buy dinner for the homeless people.
He had left the church with no money for this charity event. I find myself with only two hundred
dollars to feed over 350 people. The good lord will illuminate me and give me an answer to this new dilemma.

I just thank and praise the Lord that you are an honest and sincere man of God.
Pastor I want to let you know that you have nothing to worry about the money owed to you.
As punishment for Father Aldai, i have sent him to do calendar sales.
I can not transfer him to a small parish somewhere far from here because he is the cousin
of our beloved Cardinal.

The only thing I regret about this whole incident I that we have lost the chance of you doing us
the favor to to our two calendar months.

In order to insure that you will receive your money I will personally send you the money myself or
my lovely secretary Miss Huge.

Pastor The Lord works in mysterious ways. Since you will have to wait 2 weeks before
I send you the money. Why not take advantage of this situation and you send me photos
for next years calendar. This way you will get an approximate amount of $ 8,000.00 dollars.

Please be assure that I you will receive the money, and my apologies to all the members of your congregation.

Please make know of your decision and I pray to God you will accept this proposal.
If you do I will send you all the details in order to get this out of the way.

Bless you Pastor Osunde

I am just hoping he will go for the $ 8,000.00 dollars and not bitch about the money that was stolen.
He still has to wait two weeks for it Laughing

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 7:56 pm

It worked the good pastor will be posing for the upcoming 2008 calendar Laughing

Here is the reply

Quote:

Beloved Bishop,

Thanks for the explaination l think l am more comfortable with you . God bless you. Please tell me what you want in the picture and l will send it to you.

God bless

I just need some ideas for the October 2008 calendar month.

All suggestions are welcome

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:03 pm

^^^Chicago Club en Tijuana es mi vida Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:38 pm

I had not heard from my mugu and wanted to know how the photos ( my new trophies for the year were coming along)

So I sent him a letter to remind him of the photos and also news
about the new budget 2,007 were he could apply for a grant

My letter to the mugu:

Quote:

Church of Light Eternal
Central Northeastern Dioce
4653 Metete el Dedo Rd. Te Chingaste Kentucky 980098

Januanry 2, 2007

Dear Pastor Osunde:

I hope you had a happy new year in the compny of all your love ones.

Well the new year is here and we have resumed the sale of the calendars, of which we are
doing fine. Also the donations from the big coporations should be coming in within the next three
weeks.

We shall be having our new board meeting during this first month of the year. During this period
we determined how much money we will allocate to charities.
Pastor Osunda I suggest that if you have a special project of which you would like us
to sponsor please let me know. Out church provides donations that range between
$ 10, 000.00 to $ 25,000.00 dollars. These donations are for the construction of schools, libraries, clinics, churches
or any worthy project that would benefit the communities.

If you have a project in mind please do so by providing a letter of explaning your project.
Your proposal will be given to the board for review.

Pastor Osunda how are you doing with the photos for next years calendar.

May the new year bring you wisdom and health to continue helping people.

God bless you

Bishop Sean Baits

His wonderful reply

Quote:

Beloved Bishop,

Thanks for your mail and may the lords blessing be your watch word this new year.
Actually we have been very busy with Gods work and most of my pastors travelled for our
retreat and will be back as from on the 9th. I think the pictures will be ready on the 11th because l need to make the custumes.
Can l wear a Goat a dress or even a little baby of 16 months a funny atire for the calander.
We proposed building a day care center for kids and a also run a charity project this year
so you can include us in your burget.

God bless you

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:28 pm

I wanted to check on my dear mugu. Just to give him words of ecouragement
and also to check on the progress of the calendar photos.

A quiick letter to the mugu and I get a reply

My leter to the mugu

Quote:

January 7, 2007

Dear Pastor Osunde:

I hope that you are in good health when you recieve this message.

Pastor, I am writing you to remind you that this coming Friday we are going to have our first board meeting. If I can recall I had asked to send me some figures on the project you plan for the childrens care center and the library.

We need to budget the programs we will be funding for this year 2,007.
If you dont have specifics at these phase of your project please send me some ballpark figures to budget your project.

The Cardinal asked how you were doing with the calendar photos.

Well Pastor Osunde as always it is Sunday here and church services
don't finish until 9:00 pm.

God bless you and the members of your congregation

Sean Baits

His reply

Quote:

Dear Bishop,

Thanks for your mail. I have been discussing the project with the Bulding and project committe
of my church and things are in high speed.
We are discussing with the famillies that own the proposed site and we are also holding fund raising programms
to pay for the land because it is very expensive.
However, the picture will be ready next three days and l will send it to you.
Please when are we getting the first money. ( when cows learn how to fly)

God bless you

Pastor Osunde

I guess its a count down till I get the photos. Will send a letter to the Mugu
from the Cardinal Laughing

Need to create a new character
I think that maybe $ 60,000.00 dollars would really help
encourage the mugu even more to continue with the bait Laughing

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 8:58 am

Here are the pictures the mugu sent me for the church next years calendar event.
They're supossed to be for the October and December months

Waht do you think members, How hard should I slap the pastor for sending me this crap

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:07 am

Let it be the Slap That Was Heard Around The World!

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:28 am

They were supossed to be dressed in pumkin custom for October and dressed in a Mexican custom for December

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 8:56 am

I could not slap the mugu. So I decided so sweeten the money he would receive and what he would loose for not doing a good job.
Besides I want some good trophies.

A letter to my mugu:

Quote:

January 11, 2007

Dear Pastor Osunde:

I don't know what to say about the photos you sent. Pastor forgive me but the photos are not
even close to the description of what we wanted.
You were supposed to send two different sets of posters. One in Spanish the other in English.
What happened to the customs of the photos.

Where are the zarapes and the hats for the December month

and the pumpkin customs for the month of October. The only cute thing was the chicken.

I was under the impression that you had made customs for the photos.

Pastor Osunde I will not even show the photos to the Cardinal who is most eager to see.
We have been working very hard to get you the money for your project. Specially the Cardinal. He mentioned to me that, he has I believe 2 companies that will donate $ 40, 000.00 each for your project .

Pastor Osunde, the board meeting has been rescheduled for next week, I strongly suggest that you
make the customs for these months and send them before the board meeting.
I will make some type of excuse for you about not sending the photos. this will give you a chance
to retake the photos.
I don't think it would be wise to disappoint the cardinal and get him angry and you loose the money for
your project. Please make this time all the banners horizontal and not vertical. I could not even read the writing on the banners

Father Sean Baits

Just to make sure the Cardinal also sent him a letter. ( did not post)
It was music to my ears when I got the reply from my mugu.

His reply: Well actually two small replies one after the other

Quote:

Beloved in christ,

We can not exact the custome you require but we will get something close to it
and this means we will try again on tuesday and send the pictures on wednessday.

God bless you

Four minutes later I get the other

Beloved,

I will call in a dress designer this morning to look into the custome and make them over the weekend.

Pastor Osunde

I wonder what he will send Laughing

Will post what ever he send on wednesday

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:43 am

A few e-mails back and forth about the calendar promotion and the promise of $ 250.000 dollars for a new childrens care center. A photo of where the center will be built.
My trophies have finally arrived much better then the previous ones.
I still need the X-mas one in English. and more photos.

Here are the photos from my faithfull mugu

They were supossed to be dressed as pumkins

They were supossed to be dressed as Mexicans

new site for the center

I guess they need one more slap and demand more photos.Are pumpkins pink in Africa ?

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:26 am

Ha ha..Awesome shtuff..Ya gotta love mugu ingenuity.. Laughing

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