We are evil.. Yes we are! *UPDATE* Frank James is BACK!!

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Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:25 am

@Weasel - That was a Classic! Truly inspired acting there! How did you keep from laughing halfway through?

There aren't enough smiley icons in the world to applaud that one!
You are really something! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:51 am

Benin? Berlin?

Hey that's an easy mistake to make. Don't feel too bad.

Laughing

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:49 pm

Thanks everybody!

OK, here's the plan.. Someone I was talking to last night brought up a good point after he listened to the recording.. The money should be returned (I will need a newspaper clipping) by the woman who took it.. It was an honest mistake.. BUT as Kruella is on her way to Benin (Or Nigeria, or Togo, depending on where the next flight is going), she will be kidnapped.. NO call to scammer man ...... from Kruella.... see where I'm going? Laughing

EDIT: So here we have the glimmer of hope, the money is being returned (and the angels rejoice!!)

But then, a dark, sinister force stands in the way.. The bag and the girl disappear, smashing Mr Frank's hopes of getting the money and kidnapping the girl himself! Twisted Evil

His dreams are smashed!!!

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:53 pm

That greedy bastard!! Evil or Very Mad

Quote:

Dear Kruella,

I feel disapointed,i have told the security company that you have problem in paris,so when will you complete the transaction.

EDIT:

So, I responded... (ok ok.. I borrowed a modality from the trunkbox in the sea bait, thanks Yea Whatever and gang!)

Quote:

Frank,

I don't appreciate your coldness towards me.. Right now, I'm being held at the airport in customs since I don't have proof of who I am. I have no money, no food, no ID, no clothes except what I am wearing.. I don't know anybody here.. I'm going through all this and you want to know when I will complete the transaction? How the hell am I supposed to complete the transaction when the money is gone? What are YOU doing to help MY situation? I guess they only way you could help is if you had a GPS tracker because that's the only way the money is going to be found at this point. I was smart and put a GPS beacon in the bag with the money, JUST IN CASE! Since I have NO MONEY or anything, I can't just go buy one can I? Find me a solution Frank!

Kruella

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:27 pm

What a evil bastard!

He really really deserves everything you are going to give him!!
"you have a problem in paris" like you only broke a fingernail or something LOL.

You are doing an excellent job!!

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:59 pm

Ahh, the sweet, sweet sound of disappointed mugu.

Superb as usual, Weasel! clapping

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:13 pm

And greed is making him stupid - I mean couldn't he just feign some compassion to keep Kruella cooperative?

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 1:59 am

*speechless* Surprised

Weas, truly amazing stuff...

bow_down

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:20 am

I guess I'm going to hang up my cap. I've been baiting for over 3 years and I've never had a bait anywhere near as brilliant as this masterpiece. I'm in awe!

bow_down

Master Baiter Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Posts: 138

You are sooo distressed, what an actress.
"You don't lie to people, do you ?" I love that line.

By the way I am the son of late Sir Stanley Kubrick, and I am about to make a 200 million dollar movie according to my father's last will. I am looking for an actress to play the role of a desperate woman, who will be the main character. Please send me your contact details, including your bank account, so that we can discuss the details of this mutually profitable business.

John A. Kubrick.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Jan 2006 Posts: 36

A woman in distress and all he wants to know is when she is going to complete the transaction!! Oh, how I hate those bastards.

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:13 am

Quote:

so when will you complete the transaction

Code:

Skanky scum. Answer, "Right after I kick your tiny bawbag into a low earth orbit, vermin".

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 1:55 pm

OOOOOOOO!! I'm far from being done with him. He's gonna be my new beeyotch since Bown Davis and Lucky flew the coop.

EDIT: That self-absorbed pr*ck hasn't emailed me back, either.

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:04 pm

Of course, the sweet perfume of greenbacks will lure him back.

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:15 pm

Great Job Weasel..
That lad is gonna feel like he just got run down by a DDOT bus when you are through with him!
Can't wait to read the next installment.
Strong Work,
R-T

Master Baiter Joined: 06 Nov 2005 Posts: 233 Location: USA

Gawd--I love it--talk about a work of art....you can HEAR the frustration in his voice! Greedy bastard....all he can think about is the money HE did not get....

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:18 pm

I thought I'd give him a glimmer of hope... Twisted Evil

Quote:

Frank,

I have received information on the whereabouts of the bag... It is in Berlin in the customs office... They say they haven't opened it... Trouble is, there's this man that keeps staring at me.. He's been following me around the airport this whole time.. Maybe he's security.. I don't know.. I'm scared. I'm going to try calling you again...

Kruella

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:34 pm

Please tell us how many seconds he needed to answer - and if he inquired about your problems aside from the strange man he must think is a thief.

*** BANNED *** Joined: 18 Jul 2004 Posts: 2049

A great listen - "How to confuse a mugu" - what a dumb f**k.

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:13 pm

Jeannette wrote:

Please tell us how many seconds he needed to answer - and if he inquired about your problems aside from the strange man he must think is a thief.

I haven't called him yet... Razz

But I will let it ring until he or voice mail picks up.. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:22 am

Are you going to be rescued by the US Consulate in Paris who can issue you with new travel docs so you can fly to Germany and pick up the bag?

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:32 am

I just now read through this thread and what can I say.... well, nothing, really, I'm speechless! Excellent work, Weasel, you have a wonderful telephone voice. I don't know how you did it, I'm ready to get off the phone after just a minute or two of talking with these clowns. A 15 minute conversation would drive me batty..... I thought I heard a Skype sound effect at the end of your recording, is that what you used to call?

Excellent, excellent work!! bow_down

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:44 pm

^^^ Thanks!

Yes, I was using Skype.. And I rather enjoy calling these SOBs on the phone.. It makes my character a reality for them.. I don't think I got the whole prank phone call thing out of my system when I was a teenager... Shocked

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:19 pm

Super work, Weasel. Thanks!

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:15 pm

@419weasel

I was a bit late reading the post
Great work, outstanding, awesome phone calls.
Very Happy

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