The making of a TWAT (Dec. 1 - NEW VIDEO - p.10)

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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 3:51 pm

Oh my God, this is a phenomenal bait. I'm putting a hat on just so I can take it off to you. Awesome.

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 4:08 am

This guy has really turned from a lottery lad into a wanna-be-minister. I believe that this email is sincere.

Quote:

DEAREST REVEREND DOVER,

COMPLIMENT OF THE SEASON AND WARMEST GREETINGS TO EVERYONE OVER THERE.

I WANT TO HEREBY SAY THAT I WOULD NEED ONE OR TWO TWAT MINISTERS TO COME OVER TO NIGERIA. THIS WILL GO A LONG WAY WITH ME. AS IT IS DONE HERE OR EVERY CHURCHES, WHEN A NEW BRANCH OF A CHURCH WANTS TO START ITS NEW BUILDING, THE OLD MINISTERS OR THE GENERAL OVERSEER IS SUPPOSE TO SET THE FOUNDATION. I MEAN SET THE FIRST BRICK AND THEN SAY SOME PRAYERS. SO I DO NOT KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS. BUT THAT IS HOW IT IS DONE HERE. I KNOW THAT REVEREND PHYSTIM WON'T BE CHANCED TO ATTEND THIS CEREMONY BUT LIKE I SAID I WOULD NEED ONE OR TWO OF YOUR MINISTERS OR REVEREND TO DO TYHIS WITH ME. SO I WOULD LIKE YOU TO GET BACK TO ME STATING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS.

MANY THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED IN THE LORD.

REVERND OMORUYI.

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:41 pm

^Looks like a job for a couple of Kenyan wannabe Pastors.

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:23 am

Thanks for reposting the instructions. That's almost too funny. Can't wait to see the vid.

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:46 pm

I continue to be amused by this bait. Great job guys.

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:45 am

Oh dear, long term pet Dan just cant help himslf. If he had found the gold and diamonds in the pyramid, he wouldnt be trying to tap me for a few quid. I'll ask for photos.

Quote:

PLEASE I HAVE REALLY FOUND THE BAGS OF DIAMOND AND GOLDS PLEASE I NEED MONEY FROM YOU TO SEND THE DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO YOU PLEASE IF I DONT GET THIS MONEY BEFORE NEXT WEEK I AM GOING TO RETURN IT BACK SO I NEED THIS MONEY SO I CAN SEND THEM TO YOU
GET TO ME AS FAST AS POSSIBLE
REGARDS
DANIEL

Meantime, I have a lad in Benin City teaming up with Jojos Ghana lad (Kevin Will Tony, the one who already met my seamugu), he's going to put him up in his home while they plunder the pyramid. I'm going to invite the seamugu along too. Watch this space.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 30 Nov 2006 Posts: 1

Hey guys try these sites:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
http://www.whitehouse.org/
These sites are spoof satire made to look like the real thing.
They are from the same author.
You may be able to use his material in a bait.

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

@ Roycropper

He's put you in a difficult position there. I never know what to do when a lad threatens to move something that doesn't exist from one place to another, for no apparent reason.

You have to respect him - he is a worthy adversary.

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:42 am

If I get into this modality I just say that if he's found the gold/diamonds he should go to a local bank and just cash in a couple of bars of bullion and reimburse himself. Wait for the excuses.........

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:21 pm

What ever happened to the good ol days?
You waltze into town dump a bag of gold on the clerks dest an no worries cash money.

These days you walk in, chuck a slab on the desk and your arrested.

It's gold whats wrong?

I just found it.

Damn it man please stop hitting me head against that wall.

Oh shit I remember now " I found it in a safe somewhere"
slap slap slap

The good ol days

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:37 pm

YeaWhatever wrote:

Thanks Homer. Not a bad idea. We'll make the change now before any lads see it.

Benny Hinn? Why not Benny Hill (or Bennetta Hill for a female), as an alternate? Laughing

(darn - had a pic to post here, but don't know how to upload from my PC into message Confused

)

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:24 am

Paging Jojobean, my Benin City lad is ready for his houseguest, and he's found helper mugus for the pyramid dismantling too:

Quote:

ok brother roy,
when he is ready let me know. i will get some of my trusted friends involve
bye
Hallelujagobble!

Jojo you have Bro Emmanuels contact info, give it to Bro Kevin when he gets near enough. Brother Austine has been invited, but he's staying out of the cafe after his recent experiences. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:50 pm

I just heard from Dan, my lying pet who claims he has the treasure from the pyramid:

Quote:

i really dont have money now to scan it i am not after that now the first thing i want you to do first send me the money so i can post it through fedex or dhl to your church i need the money now or i will return them back some witches are disturbing me so i need it fast so they dont kill me Shocked

please just be brief in sending it God bless

Yeah right, Dan.

Quote:

You claim to have $40,000 in gold and diamonds and you cant afford to
take a picture?

Liar liar pants on fire. Some priests will be disturbing you soon.

Bro Roy

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:24 pm

BIG UPDATE...THE VIDEO IS HERE!!!

I am waiting for it to be processed by Google Video so enjoy these screen shots in the meantime.

Addressing his flock. I like the outfit!! Laughing

Receiving the tuna oil on his face

Climbing the great TWAT pyramid

Lighting the brown eye

Making the (weak) leap of faith

Unfortunately, no mugus were harmed in this demonstration

Please stay tuned for the video. It is worth it!

BW

EDIT: LINK IS NOW UP <------click it

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:27 pm

Christmas has come early this year. Everything that Big Worm and I hoped would happen actually happened. This lottery lad is a baiter's dream come true.

Once the video is up, you can follow along in the dialog with this: http://www.freefilehosting.org/public/23939/ordainment.pdf Be sure to enter CDXIX as the password to open the file.

Quote:

DEAREST REV. DOVER,
GOD BLESS YOU AND THE HIGH PRIEST FOR YOUR PATIENT. I DO APPRECIATE THIS. THE FILE HAS FINNALY BEEN UPLOADED AND YOU CAN NOW WATCH THE CEREMONIAL VIDEO ON THE SITE YOU GAVE ME. JUST LOG IN AND CLICK ON MY FILE THEN YOU FIND TWO FILES OF THE SAME CONTENT. ONE IS ZIPPED ON A ZIP FOLDER. TO WATCH THIS, YOU WILL HAVE TO UNZIP IT. BETTER STILL, THERE IS ANOTHER ONE THAT IS NOT ZIPPED. THAT SHOULD BE THE FIRST FILE. JUST DOWNLOAD THE FILE AND WATCH THE CEREMONY.
REGARDING TO THE DATE YOU GAVE ME THAT THE CONSTRUCTION ENGINEER WILL BE COMING IS NOT A WRONG DATE AT ALL BUT I WOULD HAVE PREFFERED IF HE COULD MAKE IT THIS YEAR. BECAUSE LIKE I SAID EARLIER, THE LAND THAT I FELT WILL BE PERFECT FOR THIS CHURCH BUILDING IS BEEN NEGOTIATED BY MANY CHURCHES. THEY ALL WANT THAT LAND BECAUSE THEY KNOW IS A PERFECT SITE FOR A CHURCH BUILDING. I WOULDN'T WANT US TO MISS THIS. LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN DOING ON OUR BEHALF, DO TRY SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THIS. OR IF THERE IS ANY WAY WE CAN PURCHASE THE LAND FIRST BEFORE ITS BEEN SOLD TO OTHER CHURCHES, I WOULD LIKE THAT IDEAL. THIS LAND NEEDS TO BE PURCHASE FIRST. I KNOW WHAT I MEAN. I NEED SUCH GOOD LAND FOR THIS CHURCH.
ONCE MORE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENT AND GOOD MIND TOWARD THE GROWTH OF THIS BRANCH. PLEASE DO GET BACK TO ME SOONEST.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 23 Nov 2006 Posts: 27

I am really looking forward to the video, the screenshots look quite promising.

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:13 pm

VIDEO IS NOW UP!!!

LINK

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:19 pm

BW, YW, JoJo - You are not baiters. You are artists!

Bruin

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:20 pm

Wonderful! Can I send the Link to the Daily Sun?

Maybe then they will take my Church's press release about the evil of TWAT and its pyramid seriously!

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:23 pm

Of course.

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

Do I see someone falling into helpless fits of laughter at the end?

And I'm not talking about just my reflection on the monitor!!

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:36 pm

That was so good, I had to watch it twice, once to see the mugu and once to watch the congregation. They had a hard time not laughing. They completely cracked up at the end as they wandered off. Two seconds after the end of the video I'll bet they were rolling on the ground laughing their asses off. I'd have some serious doubts about how committed that congregation is!

edit - gh beat me to it.

Very funny stuff!

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:50 pm

That video was great, I'm at work laughing my butt off! I had to show my boss this one. Great work. Can't wait to start.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Not to be a party pooper here, but that wasn't much of a fall. He fell about two inches into the waiting arms. Geez, how much faith does he have in TWAT?

Excellent job. I am once again stunned.

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:56 pm

Yes...it was rather weak. Crying or Very sad

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