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Canadon Alfa
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 293
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Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:05 pm |
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Awesome, you're still doing this? I could use a UK number and a puzzling phone call or two, if you're still active. |
_________________ "You will not end this life in a happy mode.." --Da Barrister
"I pray that the gorillas will not destroy the slip i.e. the customers copy." -- Div1ne Ok0ye
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Lou Smorals
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 May 2007
Posts: 365
Location: Standing behind lads dressed as the Grim Reaper!
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Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:31 am |
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VP ^^^ Thanks for hosting this idiots seduction of an answerphone! May he give many hours of entertainment to us all in the future! |
_________________ = Wahab Osayemi - Lagos-Cotonou-Parakou-Lagos-Cotonou(again)-Parakou(again)-Lagos
x 2
"Be interested you in friendship or full attitudes of a package with all material??" - Valya
"I really love you coz i haven't see you" - John Martin
"I want to admit to you that you like me very much." Why thank you Tanya, I thought I did!
"This is the last benefit of doubt." - Efcc
"please climb in a head write to me that I did not worry for you" - Natalya
"i dont even at this stage know your sex:male or female or you are also metrosexual. f**K you!!!" - J03l - I really think he likes me!
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:20 pm |
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Well Lou, you have pulled! One rather repulsively hysterically funny one way phone sex to my voicemail (now I must sterilize my mailbox because of the things he has done to it! )
It is almost understandable and quite a good trophy for you
http://media.putfile.com/honeSex01 |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Lou Smorals
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 May 2007
Posts: 365
Location: Standing behind lads dressed as the Grim Reaper!
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Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:30 am |
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VP ^^^ Hopefully you should have had a rather errrr LOUD call from busy 'twanging the wire' last night Yes, I know that it is a pretty repulsive thought, but I thought it might make entertaining listening! |
_________________ = Wahab Osayemi - Lagos-Cotonou-Parakou-Lagos-Cotonou(again)-Parakou(again)-Lagos
x 2
"Be interested you in friendship or full attitudes of a package with all material??" - Valya
"I really love you coz i haven't see you" - John Martin
"I want to admit to you that you like me very much." Why thank you Tanya, I thought I did!
"This is the last benefit of doubt." - Efcc
"please climb in a head write to me that I did not worry for you" - Natalya
"i dont even at this stage know your sex:male or female or you are also metrosexual. f**K you!!!" - J03l - I really think he likes me!
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:34 pm |
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Well he has not bothered to call at all today so far and it is 8:30pm now, unless he is waiting for his neighbors to go to sleep first ... I hope he is loud and clear this time |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Lou Smorals
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 May 2007
Posts: 365
Location: Standing behind lads dressed as the Grim Reaper!
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 5:49 pm |
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VP...keep the answerphone on, my laddo is going to give an epic performance this evening! So he says! |
_________________ = Wahab Osayemi - Lagos-Cotonou-Parakou-Lagos-Cotonou(again)-Parakou(again)-Lagos
x 2
"Be interested you in friendship or full attitudes of a package with all material??" - Valya
"I really love you coz i haven't see you" - John Martin
"I want to admit to you that you like me very much." Why thank you Tanya, I thought I did!
"This is the last benefit of doubt." - Efcc
"please climb in a head write to me that I did not worry for you" - Natalya
"i dont even at this stage know your sex:male or female or you are also metrosexual. f**K you!!!" - J03l - I really think he likes me!
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:51 pm |
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^^^ I guess 'treat em mean to keep em keen' really does work |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Lou Smorals
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 May 2007
Posts: 365
Location: Standing behind lads dressed as the Grim Reaper!
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Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:13 pm |
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VP ^^^ Hmmmmm well if the lad is going to play with himself, he should at least provide you with reasonable audio quality, so everyone can hear what he is up to! I will give him a slap soon...he has jammed my inbox with heavens knows how many proclamations of love for the character! |
_________________ = Wahab Osayemi - Lagos-Cotonou-Parakou-Lagos-Cotonou(again)-Parakou(again)-Lagos
x 2
"Be interested you in friendship or full attitudes of a package with all material??" - Valya
"I really love you coz i haven't see you" - John Martin
"I want to admit to you that you like me very much." Why thank you Tanya, I thought I did!
"This is the last benefit of doubt." - Efcc
"please climb in a head write to me that I did not worry for you" - Natalya
"i dont even at this stage know your sex:male or female or you are also metrosexual. f**K you!!!" - J03l - I really think he likes me!
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:01 pm |
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That is some funny stuff, VP:
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Well I have had a hot & steamy convo with your lad and he is ripe |
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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
Urgent??? Impotent massage
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 10:41 am |
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Voicemail from a lad and we cannot understand what he is saying, have listened to it a few times but I have no idea who he is so if he is yours let me know what he is saying
http://media.putfile.com/LaddoFriday |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:39 am |
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Now I woke up this morning to 40 some missed calls from 02347039479xxx starting at 4am!! now I cannot understand what he is saying at all but I swear he was wanking on the first call but the volume is so low and crappy I cannot understand it:
http://media.putfile.com/02347039479xxx-1
http://media.putfile.com/02347039479xxx-2
I am not sure if this is your lovesick lad, Lou Smorals (Ha! I only just now got your name ) as the number is different or another lad that needs slapping because of poor quality audio. |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:11 am |
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John Uno will be meeting a diplomat at Heathrow on Monday. It would be a great pity if he forgot his mobile and left it back home in Guernsey.
Since it's Easter I don't suppose you'll answer it, but voice mail is almost as good. |
_________________ Click here to feel warm and cozy.
I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
I don't know what else to do or do I continue filling and filling forms. -- Barr. Koloti
you has been dribbling me up and down but I will show some thing you have never seen before, I think you breath air wait and see. -- Barr. Cole
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x 0.25 won from Reaper in a sucker's bet
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:56 pm |
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Perfect ^^^^ tears in my eyes while laughing VP, we have to set something up again soon. I know I'll pm first Have a great weekend |
_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:44 pm |
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BTW he may well be back on the phone again tonight! |
I do know how to turn them on!
He was back on the phone about 15 mins after the last convo and I told him I was trying to phone him but it said that there was 'no network' so thats my story (and I had a migrane and just couldn't be bothered with him at that moment) . I do not answer after 5pm and I do not usally answer on weekends ans since this is a 4 day weekend they will get the answer phone mostly, so he may have to hold his willy until Tuesday |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Lou Smorals
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 May 2007
Posts: 365
Location: Standing behind lads dressed as the Grim Reaper!
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:24 pm |
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Brilliant VP!
He has sent three e-mails today all very excited about talking to my character. Thank you! BTW he may well be back on the phone again tonight! |
_________________ = Wahab Osayemi - Lagos-Cotonou-Parakou-Lagos-Cotonou(again)-Parakou(again)-Lagos
x 2
"Be interested you in friendship or full attitudes of a package with all material??" - Valya
"I really love you coz i haven't see you" - John Martin
"I want to admit to you that you like me very much." Why thank you Tanya, I thought I did!
"This is the last benefit of doubt." - Efcc
"please climb in a head write to me that I did not worry for you" - Natalya
"i dont even at this stage know your sex:male or female or you are also metrosexual. f**K you!!!" - J03l - I really think he likes me!
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:55 am |
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@Lou
Well I have had a hot & steamy convo with your lad and he is ripe ....errrr well maybe not i did try to wind him up on the first call which he just did not 'get' then on the 2nd call he I think he was trying to be more'ish but me thinks more bore'ish although I think he thinks he has had a good chat even when he said he' loved me' and I of course answered 'I don't love you' he seemed pleased Oh yeah and he is only wearing knickers
http://media.putfile.com/Sexy1-37
http://media.putfile.com/Sexy2-92 |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:36 pm |
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Thanks VP, I'm sure you'll be hilarious, as usual. |
_________________ F4m0h, Owerri to Ivory Coast {Joint bait with SP}
"MY FINANCE DEPARTMENT TOLD'S ME TODAY THAT THE WESTERN UNION FORM YOU SENT WAS NOT VALID AND ELUCID" - Dr Frank Johnson
THERE IS A MURDER CASE WHICH I ENGAGE MY SELF INTO TO MAKE SURE THE CLIENT IS NOT KILLED BY HANGING, BUT I THANK GOD TODAY THAT THE CLIENT SUCIDED IN GOING TO JAIL INSTEAD OF HANGING TO DEATH,THAT IS THE REASON WHY I DIDN,T GET BACK TO YOU SOON. - Mohammed Traore
PLEASE HELP ME BECAUSE AM BURNING I MEAN I AM IN BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE RED SEA PLEASE. - Ruth |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:29 pm |
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Thanks bill, I look forward to your future baits always ready to work at the F. Towers anytime.
@writeon
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If you would kindly be my PA, Polly Merise, |
I will be happy to play the PA although I do have problems remembering who I am at the best of times but I am sure any of the lads never notice my name changes anyway |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:28 pm |
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VP my bait doesn't need a phone call after all Thanks for standing by and keeping my spirits up.(and his down )
And for those who haven't used her service yet, VP is a great inn keeper for "f4wlty t0w3rs" and can add an extra dimension to your bait as she hase done many times for me. Very convincing for my "friends" |
_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:17 pm |
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VP - could you please field a call(s) for me. My character (Wendy Burgers, a mega rich toff) is based in Florida, USA and is baiting a NOK scammer from Ivory Coast called Ruth K0ms0n and the Director (Fr4nk N0bl3) of the security company (Viga Assistance Security) holding the trunk load of cash. Fr4nk and Ruth are expecting $2500 via MG today to release the trunk load of cash. They have also been pestering me for a "working" tel. #.
If you would kindly be my PA, Polly Merise, I will inform them that you and I have just arrived in London, England for an Easter Break and some serious retail therapy. |
_________________ F4m0h, Owerri to Ivory Coast {Joint bait with SP}
"MY FINANCE DEPARTMENT TOLD'S ME TODAY THAT THE WESTERN UNION FORM YOU SENT WAS NOT VALID AND ELUCID" - Dr Frank Johnson
THERE IS A MURDER CASE WHICH I ENGAGE MY SELF INTO TO MAKE SURE THE CLIENT IS NOT KILLED BY HANGING, BUT I THANK GOD TODAY THAT THE CLIENT SUCIDED IN GOING TO JAIL INSTEAD OF HANGING TO DEATH,THAT IS THE REASON WHY I DIDN,T GET BACK TO YOU SOON. - Mohammed Traore
PLEASE HELP ME BECAUSE AM BURNING I MEAN I AM IN BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE RED SEA PLEASE. - Ruth |
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Lou Smorals
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 May 2007
Posts: 365
Location: Standing behind lads dressed as the Grim Reaper!
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:51 am |
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Thanks VP! That is rather what I was counting on!! |
_________________ = Wahab Osayemi - Lagos-Cotonou-Parakou-Lagos-Cotonou(again)-Parakou(again)-Lagos
x 2
"Be interested you in friendship or full attitudes of a package with all material??" - Valya
"I really love you coz i haven't see you" - John Martin
"I want to admit to you that you like me very much." Why thank you Tanya, I thought I did!
"This is the last benefit of doubt." - Efcc
"please climb in a head write to me that I did not worry for you" - Natalya
"i dont even at this stage know your sex:male or female or you are also metrosexual. f**K you!!!" - J03l - I really think he likes me!
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a> |
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MT_Baiter
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 2
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:31 am |
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~ vpmanchester,
I think I almost needed to change my drawers I laughed so hard. |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:12 pm |
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Sure Lou, I don't do luvy dovey as I am sure you are aware of ... but I can be abnoxious overbearing and slightly evil 'relative' or friend who asks too amny questions |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Lou Smorals
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 May 2007
Posts: 365
Location: Standing behind lads dressed as the Grim Reaper!
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Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:45 pm |
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VP could you field a call please from a V1ct0r w1ll1@ms. He is expecting to have a lurrved up call with a . Be as obscene as you like!! |
_________________ = Wahab Osayemi - Lagos-Cotonou-Parakou-Lagos-Cotonou(again)-Parakou(again)-Lagos
x 2
"Be interested you in friendship or full attitudes of a package with all material??" - Valya
"I really love you coz i haven't see you" - John Martin
"I want to admit to you that you like me very much." Why thank you Tanya, I thought I did!
"This is the last benefit of doubt." - Efcc
"please climb in a head write to me that I did not worry for you" - Natalya
"i dont even at this stage know your sex:male or female or you are also metrosexual. f**K you!!!" - J03l - I really think he likes me!
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a> |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:52 pm |
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Now that made me giggle, all he wanted was the receipt scan, now I'm stuffed, I haven't got the receipt, I'll ask him if he knows where it is. Following his call to you I've had a rambling message from him about me losing my wallet. I'll upload it and add it to this thread shortly.
He is in Benin or Ghana but if he has a UK friend then see if you can arrange a web cam meet or a safari.
The answer phone message he left me :
Patrick-finds-my-wallet |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
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grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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