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419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Apr 2006 Posts: 293

Awesome, you're still doing this? I could use a UK number and a puzzling phone call or two, if you're still active. Laughing

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:31 am

VP ^^^ Thanks for hosting this idiots seduction of an answerphone! May he give many hours of entertainment to us all in the future! Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:20 pm

Well Lou, you have pulled! Laughing

One rather repulsively hysterically funny one way phone sex to my voicemail (now I must sterilize my mailbox because of the things he has done to it! Rolling Eyes

)

It is almost understandable and quite a good trophy for you Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/honeSex01

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:30 am

VP ^^^ Hopefully you should have had a rather errrr LOUD call from busy 'twanging the wire' last night Laughing

Yes, I know that it is a pretty repulsive thought, but I thought it might make entertaining listening!

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:34 pm

Well he has not bothered to call at all today so far and it is 8:30pm now, unless he is waiting for his neighbors to go to sleep first ... I hope he is loud and clear this time Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 5:49 pm

VP...keep the answerphone on, my laddo is going to give an epic performance this evening! So he says!

Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:51 pm

^^^ I guess 'treat em mean to keep em keen' really does work Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:13 pm

VP ^^^ Hmmmmm well if the lad is going to play with himself, he should at least provide you with reasonable audio quality, so everyone can hear what he is up to! I will give him a slap soon...he has jammed my inbox with heavens knows how many proclamations of love for the character! Laughing

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:01 pm

That is some funny stuff, VP: Very Happy

Quote:

Well I have had a hot & steamy convo with your lad and he is ripe

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 10:41 am

Voicemail from a lad and we cannot understand what he is saying, have listened to it a few times but I have no idea who he is so if he is yours let me know what he is saying Very Happy

http://media.putfile.com/LaddoFriday

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:39 am

Now I woke up this morning to 40 some missed calls from 02347039479xxx starting at 4am!! Laughing

now I cannot understand what he is saying at all but I swear he was wanking on the first call Rolling Eyes

but the volume is so low and crappy I cannot understand it:

http://media.putfile.com/02347039479xxx-1
http://media.putfile.com/02347039479xxx-2

I am not sure if this is your lovesick lad, Lou Smorals (Ha! I only just now got your name Razz

) as the number is different or another lad that needs slapping because of poor quality audio.

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

John Uno will be meeting a diplomat at Heathrow on Monday. It would be a great pity if he forgot his mobile and left it back home in Guernsey.

Since it's Easter I don't suppose you'll answer it, but voice mail is almost as good.

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:56 pm

Perfect ^^^^ tears in my eyes while laughing VP, we have to set something up again soon. I know I'll pm first Smile

Have a great weekend

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:44 pm

Quote:

BTW he may well be back on the phone again tonight!

I do know how to turn them on! Laughing

He was back on the phone about 15 mins after the last convo and I told him I was trying to phone him but it said that there was 'no network' so thats my story (and I had a migrane and just couldn't be bothered with him at that moment) . I do not answer after 5pm and I do not usally answer on weekends ans since this is a 4 day weekend they will get the answer phone mostly, so he may have to hold his willy until Tuesday Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:24 pm

Brilliant VP!

He has sent three e-mails today all very excited about talking to my character. Thank you! BTW he may well be back on the phone again tonight!

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:55 am

@Lou

Well I have had a hot & steamy convo with your lad and he is ripe ....errrr well maybe not Laughing

i did try to wind him up on the first call which he just did not 'get' then on the 2nd call he I think he was trying to be more'ish but me thinks more bore'ish although I think he thinks he has had a good chat even when he said he' loved me' and I of course answered 'I don't love you' he seemed pleased Laughing

Oh yeah and he is only wearing knickers Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/Sexy1-37
http://media.putfile.com/Sexy2-92

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:36 pm

Thanks VP, I'm sure you'll be hilarious, as usual.

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:29 pm

Thanks bill, I look forward to your future baits Laughing

always ready to work at the F. Towers anytime.

@writeon

Quote:

If you would kindly be my PA, Polly Merise,

I will be happy to play the PA although I do have problems remembering who I am at the best of times Laughing

but I am sure any of the lads never notice my name changes anyway Wink

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:28 pm

VP my bait doesn't need a phone call after all Smile

Thanks for standing by and keeping my spirits up.(and his down Wink

)
And for those who haven't used her service yet, VP is a great inn keeper for "f4wlty t0w3rs" and can add an extra dimension to your bait as she hase done many times for me. Very Happy

Very convincing for my "friends" bow_down

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:17 pm

VP - could you please field a call(s) for me. My character (Wendy Burgers, a mega rich toff) is based in Florida, USA and is baiting a NOK scammer from Ivory Coast called Ruth K0ms0n and the Director (Fr4nk N0bl3) of the security company (Viga Assistance Security) holding the trunk load of cash. Fr4nk and Ruth are expecting $2500 via MG today to release the trunk load of cash. They have also been pestering me for a "working" tel. #.

If you would kindly be my PA, Polly Merise, I will inform them that you and I have just arrived in London, England for an Easter Break and some serious retail therapy.

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:51 am

Thanks VP! That is rather what I was counting on!! Laughing

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~ vpmanchester,

I think I almost needed to change my drawers I laughed so hard.

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:12 pm

Sure Lou, I don't do luvy dovey as I am sure you are aware of ... but I can be abnoxious overbearing and slightly evil 'relative' or friend who asks too amny questions Laughing

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:45 pm

VP could you field a call please from a V1ct0r w1ll1@ms. He is expecting to have a lurrved up call with a . Be as obscene as you like!!

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:52 pm

Now that made me giggle, all he wanted was the receipt scan, now I'm stuffed, I haven't got the receipt, I'll ask him if he knows where it is. Following his call to you I've had a rambling message from him about me losing my wallet. I'll upload it and add it to this thread shortly.
He is in Benin or Ghana but if he has a UK friend then see if you can arrange a web cam meet or a safari.

The answer phone message he left me :
Patrick-finds-my-wallet

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