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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:33 am

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This is from a few days ago and as far as I know I have only spoken to Slooties female asking for Frank? (I think there is another one for Slootie as well ) so that's really weird

Well, maybe that wasn't one of my ho'bags after all. Do we really care? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

VP's stuff is GREAT no matter who's ho'bag is who's!!!!

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:40 pm

slap away and he has continued to phone 'after hours' where the voicemail is on but he won't leave a message only hangsup ... he needs phone etiquette 101.

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and for all you other baiters these 2 numbers have been phoning today 'after hours' and similarly do not seem capable of using the voicemail and just hangup.

002348073082xxx
002348066543xxx

Master Baiter Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 156

^^^ Those could be from V1nc3nt, he is whining about being unable to reach me:

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I have tried your line severally without success while i expect your urgent response.

I'll slap him for flashing my number...

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:24 pm

Only a couple hangup calls today from 002348053028xxx Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:31 pm

Hmmmm the only female prostitute I spoke to was a female of Slooties??? This is from a few days ago and as far as I know I have only spoken to Slooties female asking for Frank? (I think there is another one for Slootie as well ) so that's really weird Confused

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@Slootie
yes I had a grand ole convo with your ho'bag with me being immature and obnoxious to her and she stood up to me and really tried to talk me around so ya know next time she calls if she doesn't hang up on me Laughing I think us girls can bond and have a good ole chit chat as she seems to like to talk ... we will see how talkative she is when I start asking her questions and asking her to explain things too me ... that will stop her if she thinks I want to know too much Twisted Evil Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/Hobag-01

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:33 am

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Dear stan,
sorry to disturb you once again , i called your number yesterday and your wife happened to pick the phone but she was so hot on me why?.
She called me all sorts of names and that am a prostitutes so can you kindly tell me what the problem is and why she has to talk to me like that, i ask this becose am afraid .

pls your urgent reply needed.
waiting to hear from you.
Thanks and remain blessed.
mariam

received Tue, Apr 8, 2008 at 7:34 PM

VP? are you being nasty to my ladette?

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:36 pm

Cheeky git....but ya know you should 'big up' his approach and say something like you think he is such a big man for acting so macho and all western woman like to be spoken to like that ...yadda yadda. That would sort out any would be victims he may have lined up Laughing

Have him make a BIG sign saying what he wants to do to you instead (with pictures) puke

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:37 pm

vpm: It was my guy.

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I am sorry for the mis understanding , forgive me. kindly open a new bank account where this money will be transferred into and send it to me i love your voice and i want to know you more.

He's sorry but still after the bank info. Just wanted to let you know how much he liked your voice!! He ain't getting shinola until he coughs up a trophy for me as an apology!!

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:19 pm

VP

baiter name; Emily

Lad; Pastor Ballas

i was going to tell him you were my soul mate, but settled for sister Smile

he deals in exotic animals. i am buying a buffalo.

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:19 pm

~ vpmanchester,

Funny stuff!! I think that one's mine, sounds like he was asking for Rhe4 in the initial call....I'll watch for the apology and slap him when it doesn't come...and then slap him for the cussing!!!

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:02 pm

I used the one from the front page, and told him to call that to reach me. He just e-mailed me saying he is unable to reach you.

My guess would be that he is lying, since I haven't received any k7 messages despite his claim to have tried that number too. I was a bit more specific this time, since I'd prefer that he faced you instead of just a voicemail. The more miserable he gets, the better.

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:49 pm

Sounds good to me Laughing

If he has been unlucky about not getting anyone on the phone when he calls then perhaps he is calling at all the wrong times or not phoning enough the lazy git Laughing

. I am on 'holiday' from Thurs to Sun so I may be harder to reach..I'll be around home but prolly not turning the phone on at 9am Cool

Also make sure you are using my 'new' phone number in my sig line too?

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:50 pm

I have one trying to reach me at your number. Dr. M@rk L@mb3rt is whining that he can't reach me on either my k7 number or here. He is looking for G30rg3 Bu$h from T3x@s 0i| |nc. All that I ask is (a) you keep him on the phone as long as you possibly can and (b) you make him miserable (more than usual). This is one of those guys who started with a phished college account, so it is my personal goal to make him cry, and wish he'd die. He has been stuck on script for the past few weeks, and I didn't think he'd try those numbers.

Brief summary:
Typical lotto/Ec0w@s scam. I sent him a form of nearly 20 pages to get a payment from T3x@s 0i| |nc. under the condition that we make some net profit, and I can authorize up to $50,000 per month. If he asks about that, assure him it's mandatory, and you couldn't get around it either. If he asks about G30rg3, do your thing (wife, nanny, anyone you want) but make it realistic (he buys it, beyond that is up to you) and obnoxious.

Long story short, lotto scammer has some fun forms. Asking for G30rg3 Bu$h from T3x@s 0i| |nc. He did a very shameful thing, so make him suffer.

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:02 am

Obscene phonecall this morning from a very bad lad Rolling Eyes

His first call is NSFW and he thinks this is a good way to get me/you to help him out Shocked

on his 3rd call he says that he was just checking to see if I was a real person Question

Dumbshit and he even wanted to suck my dick which I have explained is physically impossible Laughing

Now he is supposed to email me/you an apology and I do not usually pass lads numbers on as others may call and harass them but for this occasion the phone number 0022545073936 is a very silly boi Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/foulmouth1
http://media.putfile.com/foulmouth2
http://media.putfile.com/foulmouth3

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:22 am

^^ oops sorry, I am always getting my barristers mixed up Shocked

hope he has not lodged a complaint about me Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Apr 2006 Posts: 293

VP and Fryer, this is my mugu...the infamous He is asking for my baiting character,

AWESOME!!!!!!!!! Laughing

This is great, great stuff!

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:26 pm

Expected caller: Nigeria's Honorable Minister Of Finance., Dr. Shamsuddeen Usman.

Attempting to contact: Ms. Onassis Dinos, who has travelled to her U.K. office on business (but is far too busy to be bothered by a pipsqueak like Dr U.)

Scam type: Recovery (but badly off script Smile

)

Thanks in advance.

WBH.

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:58 pm

@Fryer (I think)

Your Barrister phoned again and I just do not know what is wrong with him and his attitude ... or maybe it is me who has the attitude Laughing

I try so hard to be nice and all I get is grief Twisted Evil

http://media.putfile.com/barry1-97
http://media.putfile.com/barry2-25

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:50 am

That is some good stuff, VP! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:20 am

VP, that was freakin' great!!! YOU ROCK! YOU RULE!!! bow_down

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That made my day!!! clapping

Gotta wipe my eyes and blow my nose now, I laughed so hard. Thanks!

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:08 pm

@Slootie
yes I had a grand ole convo with your ho'bag with me being immature and obnoxious to her and she stood up to me and really tried to talk me around so ya know next time she calls if she doesn't hang up on me Laughing

I think us girls can bond and have a good ole chit chat as she seems to like to talk ... we will see how talkative she is when I start asking her questions and asking her to explain things too me ... that will stop her if she thinks I want to know too much Twisted Evil

http://media.putfile.com/Hobag-01

@Fryer
Ya know ONE DAY I am actually gonna catch this lad Rolling Eyes

he phoned a bit after 9am and I was slow to turn the phones on this morning so I missed him yet again and he sounds so upset but if he would only phone back he would actually get me to annoy him as he so needs it ... call him a lazy arse, as you sat by the phone from 10am to 5pm waiting for him Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/Barrister4UrMoneywav

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:30 pm

***follow-up***

VP, I got Juliet's email regarding your phone conversation with her and the Rev (who you thought was a woman - priceless!) calling for Frank (me):

"Hello My Sweetheart,

How are you today,i am very glad to read your mail again today and i have understand that you are not the one who answer your phone that because the make me angry"

You make her angry! Laughing

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GOOD JOB!!!

Frank told her not to call unless she checks with him to make sure he's home, then we can do this alllll over again. Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 156

VPM: Sir V1nc3nt K0dw4 might call asking for G4ry 3dm0nd. G4ry is supposed to send V1nc3nt some money today and V1nc3nt is very worried something will go wrong (again). I can't really blame him... Wink

V1nc3nt and I have been doing business for quite a while and I may have given him your number earlier too but probably not your current one.

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:21 am

vpmanchester wrote:

@Lou Smorals

Well your love smitten lad was on the phone today and I must say he got himself into abit of bother Laughing

and if I were you I would really make him pay. 1st call I told him I was your lesbian lover and although abit confused seemed to take it ok, then I asked him if he wanted to have sex with both of us and well he does it seems Rolling Eyes

well after he got off the phone he must have had a think because he phoned back and when I told him that you never told me about him and I was going to tell you that he wants to have sex with me ...he did not like that at all of which I am sure you will have an email explanation from him by now Twisted Evil

(feel free to make be be anyone you want me too ... he will have remembered little of what I said as he was fretting away)
http://media.putfile.com/Loverboy-wants-3somewav
http://media.putfile.com/loverboy2-no-sexwav

Surprisingly VP, he has gone all quiet on the e-mail front at the moment. He will hopefully soon be receiving a phone call (thanks Red!!!), so watch this space!

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:35 am

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VPManchester, I think many people here (including me) owe you a debt of gratitude for what you do.

Do you know how much this saves me on therapy bills!! Laughing

It is fun arguing with random idiots and keeps my weird sense of humour satisfied Razz

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he knows he's trying to catch G0nn4 Rhe4

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