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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:05 pm

Hi, Martha here.

I just gave your number to one of my barristers with an IP addy showing Togo. He said he'd call last night.

But I do have one in the UK who has been ignoring me. Hummm, maybe he's not.

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:52 pm

Voicemail left for Martha

Have you a UK lad your not telling us about? Laughing

although he has phoned quite abit he likes the later times but I did miss a couple of his eariler calls too

Quote:

FleXtel number 07017446000 was left a voicemail message from 044074020xx at 23:31:18 on Apr 24 2008.

http://media.putfile.com/4martha

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:01 pm

No problem, I do try to be as helpful as possible, especially when it comes to urgent business affairs Rolling Eyes

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

You are tops! I love the idea of these scumbags mounting up a nice phone bill.

You might have Miiiichaael Brooown trying to contact Maaarcus Wellllby soon. I've told him you are my secretary. He thinks I am trying to send funds to the Nigerian Trade Minister and wants a piece of the action.

Regards

Pete.

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:14 pm

Girl, you are soooo goooood. Thumbs up

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:58 pm

Quote:

I was just trying to avoid the, "I know that's really YOU, Martha!" that I've heard before

When I am feeling especially naughty I usally say I am the person they want or just let them assume I am, then after they prattle on abit I start asking questions and they get all fussed and confused then Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:42 pm

I see your point! Okay, I'll not explain anything in the future.

I was just trying to avoid the, "I know that's really YOU, Martha!" that I've heard before. Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:29 pm

Quote:

He's been warned that Martha's sister is a little bit of a mental case so not to call unless Martha is home

It may be better not to mention me as being so terrible and to be afraid of me, as they will only hang up when they hear my voice (I am sooooo used to that Laughing

) I think the easiest method is to just give the number as your own and they will be delightfully surprised at getting 'me' then, and once they complain to you ... then make up who I am Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:58 pm

Barrister Harris Dims might be calling for Martha.

He's been warned that Martha's sister is a little bit of a mental case so not to call unless Martha is home.

The beauty part: Martha is never home.

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:42 pm

This lad wants Peter and does not seem keen on me at all Crying or Very sad

even tho I was trying to be helpful although slightly nosy ... First he shares all this info with me and when I ask questions he tries to dodge the subject Rolling Eyes

and of course like all my other calls...

He hangs up on me Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/Lad4Peter

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:45 pm

Hi VPM

You may get a call from this guy:

Mugu Name(s): Alternates bw M3lvin Gold3rn or Emek@ Adz3woni.
Your name: L@ika B0hica.
Orig scam: Orphan/trunk box with gold and diamonds.
Modality: Fears he's getting chopped by He Who Must Not Be Named. Anything goes.

Thank you!

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:38 pm

Thank you, VP. I've learned so much from this MB!!! I love this place.

I got one so mad at me today that he told me (Martha) he's "going to call my husband and tell him I've been fooling around for crack money." Only he didn't say, "fooling." Embarassed

He got even madder (and filthier) when I called him a "small boy.' Oooh, he didn't like that one bit. You might be getting a very nasty talkin' lad.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! This is tooooo fun. Really.

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:07 pm

@ Slootie ... you are just having too much fun Laughing

taking what they say and twisting it to mean whatever you want it to is the name of the game Twisted Evil

, so well done.

He has not tried to phone today unless he is this one below that phoned at 5:13pm ... they are just too cheap to phone when I am 'working'
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Only one 'one bell' call today, shiftless lads do not want to speak to VP on a Monday? Laughing

Quote:

FleXtel number 07017446000 was called from 0022993105068 at 17:13:56 on Apr 21 2008.

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:52 pm

Boring guyman replies:

Quote:

I have just expirence what you are seeing in your home,but you have to her under control and make to have manner of approch.

Which irritates Frank (me). Frank can criticize his wife (VP), but he'll be dayamed if anyone else can!!! SLAPUS. LADIUS. DIEM. Razz

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:35 pm

Daaannngg. Boring guyman asking for Frank Lee sent a boring complaint:

Quote:

I called your number that I receive from your partner to know the status of the wire that you want to send to me,but a woman take the call and dont have the manner to address personel

I answered:

Quote:

Yes, that's my wife. She's INSANE. So you see, my life is HELL.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Apr 2008 Posts: 45

If a R@heem calls looking for a Ph1lip, tell him he has a wrong number. My mistake. Very Happy

See how long you can keep him on. Maybe he would be willing to deal with a lady. I am sure he has enough virtual million's for both of us.

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:44 pm

^^^
Thats all the info I need Very Happy

and I will post any convos should they phone.

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4 calls today from:

Quote:

FleXtel number 07017446000 was called from 0022993105xxx at 21:21:33 on Apr 19 2008.

No messages left, so they may have been 'one bells'

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

My nom de plume is Elizabethhhh DDDDoody - a deaf woman who has given your number to Mr Deniseeee Willlllson - that's right a man who uses a woman's name to scam people. Doh!

If you do hear from him could you ask him to speak up? No need for a cover story just have difficulty hearing him His number is Nigeria 7 oh 5 - 585 - 3 oh 9 3.

Hope I am doing this right. This is the first time I've used the forum.

Thanks.

Pete.

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:52 am

Expect some calls from Barrister J1m0h calling for Kr1s F1nk3lst31n. You are his secretary working for his company that specializes in adult toys.

This guy is really cocky and needs a good Bitch Slap Twisted Evil

Also a Mr. Kud1 5ulm@n will also be calling for Kris. He has been warned that Kris's nosey wife might pick up the phone and give him the third degree, however he was instructed not to say a word as she will have Kris' testicles in a sling

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:17 pm

Quote:

Only one call today from Barrister Boring for Frank.

He asked for Frank Lee. That's me! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

I keep tellin' 'em, [email protected]@rlette, but they always drop the Sc@rlette.

Yes, he is bor-ring (but you weren't!). I do not seem to attract the more charismatic lads. I'll try harder.

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:44 pm

Only one call today from Barrister Boring for Frank. This lad thinks I should be in awe of him cuz he's a Barrister ... of course I thought he said 'dancer' Doh! Why do thay always hang up on me!! Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/Barrister4Frank

And of course just after 'closin time' some numbnut phones and is also incapable of leaving a message:

Quote:

FleXtel number 07017446000 was called from 00448037974xxx at 17:25:54 on Apr 18 2008

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:59 pm

VP, i have a lady (Susan) wants to call me. told her to call my sister's mobile #.

be gentle Wink

thanks for allowing us to do this..

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:03 pm

^^^Mom is better than Grandma Laughing

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Another Lad whom cannot tell time Rolling Eyes

, nor does he understand what 'voicemail' is and as he is phoning you at 9:29 pm me thinks you shall slap the idiot Laughing

Quote:

00221768450xxx called at 21:26:45 on Apr 17 2008

http://media.putfile.com/Voicemail-Idiot

EDIT

and another, sounds like he wants James Kirk?? lottery
http://media.putfile.com/JamesKirk
FleXtel number 07017446000 was called from 075267407xx at 23:23:23 on Apr 17 2008.

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:08 pm

My character, Dexter, has been giving out your phone number as his "mother's number."

Work your magic, and thanks a bunch....Mom. Laughing

*ducks and runs for cover*

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:17 pm

Another quiet day, not one phone call and of course I turn the phone off around 5ish and:

Quote:

00221777085xxx at 17:21:04 on Apr 17 2008.

Stupid laddo as usual and cannot leave a voicemail message either Rolling Eyes

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