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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:44 pm

It might be possible that a Mr Jame$ Clemen$ calls you asking for .
Be nice to Mr Clemen$ - he works for the United Nations, you know... Wink

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:49 am

@yb100

Boy 'O' Boy did your lad call this morning!! I asked him what he wanted with you and demanded he tell me, and he told me he had a consignment, I asked what was in it (and this went around for abit) finally he told me it contained famliy heirlooms and photographs. Well my hearing being abit duff thought he said 'pornograph' so we spent quite a few minutes back and forth as I told him 'I will not let 'you' have anything to do with pornography and that God says it is a sin...(followed god speech). This went round and round and finally he lost his cool when I told him that 'swearing and saying those rude word to me just hurts my fucking feelings'. At one point I think he forgot all about wanting to speek to you as he was trying so hard to get me to understand Laughing

He said 'No I mean photographic pictures!!!'
I responded 'Thats discusting talking to me about pornography'
rinse and repete for about 8-10 mins

Laughing

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:31 am

@bucky
Yes I am just a tad bit nosey and want to know everything, also I am prone to making up things that have absolutly no revelance to anything but it gives me the chance for a lengthy chat if they only give me a chance Wink

I will gladly tell him all I know..............about making fruitcake Laughing

Cheers
vp

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:20 am

Hey VP,
Thanks for talking with one of my lads the other day. . He's got the standard pitch: 2 trunk boxes, $22 million, blah, blah...

He said you told him you were my wife and wouldn't put him through to me Laughing

Great job!!! I told him I tried to call him back but the call didn't go through. I invited him to call you again and explain in DETAIL his proposal because I share everything with my wife. Feel free to taunt him any ol' way you'd like.

Thanks again!

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:12 pm

Hey NB & BB

Your comments have been received and are understood, I must assure you that this is a 100% risky operation Twisted Evil

Ok, off script now...send them away...it's always too quiet on the weekends, so I am ready for some fun...at the lads expense of course!!

Send em all my way Laughing

Cheers
vp

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:30 pm

morning sunshine!...

i've got to give the same guy your number again.
we're finalizing, so if he asks for me just either tell him im not home, or im at the bank setting up the accounts, or something...if you don;t mind of course! Very Happy

thanks so much for kicking ass on the phone! Twisted Evil

=norm=

Not quite a Newb Joined: 25 Oct 2006 Posts: 52

Vp are you still phone baiting?

Well, I�ve got this

Quote:

M1ch4el 3zr4
to me
More options 16:17 (23 minutes ago)
Dear R0drigo m4durei4,

I want you to give me your position about this project and if you really think your secretary is the best person to handle this project , kindly send me his telephone number and email address.

I expect you fast reply to this gesture.

M1chael 3zra.

As my personal assistance, secretary and person I can trust I�ll make him explain everything to you. Be as kinky as possible and make him spend lots of money on line HAHAHAHAHAHAH
YOU ROCK!

BaiterBR.

ps: you name is LINDY Wink

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:15 pm

@yb100
I can definatly say your lad has not tried to call, as my phone is on 24/7 and when I miss a call (like when I am sleeping ) it logs missed calls and times...none there. I had some hang up on me soon as I answer so that may have been them..but then again..that IS a connection. Me thinks your lad is too cheap to call, or trying to go cheap on skype. My number costs so much money Skype does not work..if they want to talk to you they must pay Twisted Evil

@Norm
Ha, yes keep him going, he was so polite and I was chatting just like he was an old friend..and the tone of his voice was hysterical, he was trying to process the nonsense I was talking and was just plain confused..they way I like em..confused, broke, injured, lost, tattooed, set on fire..the list never ends Very Happy

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 8:50 pm

AWESOME VP!!! Twisted Evil

i got a very lengthy email from him today not mentioning his embarassing convo with you...lol...

so we're getting close to sealing this deal i think, and I think if he calls again, maybe inform him that I am setting up a bank account, and that he will have the number soon...

i may offer to come represent myself in his country and send him on a trip to local hotels for brochures and menus...then maybe he can meet me at the airport...we shall see. Very Happy

thanks again for your willingness to play with my pet, and add confusion to an intense transaction that is on the horizon. Wink

=norm=

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 14 Jul 2006 Posts: 15

Mr.Alex Mekhi of West World Logistics Security may ring for Sebastian Flyte.
He says he rang but..

Quote:

meanwhile, we have tried severally to get in touch with you through the
> telephone number-447014213166 but all to no avail as we were informed
> that the number is not correct.

I've completed the release form so our trip to Madrid must be on!

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:25 pm

Hey Norm, I just spoke to your lad and I may have just confused him abit Wink

(I really wish I could record these calls) He was polite and said that he was unsure who I was the other day and now you said that I know everything so he will speak to me..then he started saying something about you checking your email...I then wanted to change the subject and asked him if he was your boyfriend...he said no and explained who he was again...I said yes I know you are his boyfriend..then he agreed (assuming I ment friend surely) so I said 'you love david don't you?' and that caused some confusion on his part Twisted Evil

. He then tried to get me to just give you the message...then I said ' your the one that looks in my window everyday aren't you? you live down the road in the yellow house and you are davids boyfriend..I know all about you'

Then he just kept saying ok..kkkkk and hurried to end the conversation in a most baffled and confused manner.

Sorry if I have caused any unnessary confusion Wink

Cheers
vp

Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:12 pm

Hehehehe....Arrrgghhh!! I can feel the power!!

LOL well tonight is a beer night so if he calls then I will amuse myself at whatever whim takes my fancy, since my moods change every 20-30 seconds it just depends on the way the phone rings Twisted Evil

I really like the paronoid schizophrenic that one really is dear to my heart Wink

I'll let cha know when he calls. As I have already 'validated' you are real they usally loose interest in expensive phone calls and belive they have vetted your credibility..so you have to make them need to call for information..especially the MTCN numbers you do not want to post in your email for security reasons.

I'll gladly tell them the numbers, although I do get confused and with thier accents and my duff hearing it may just take awhile to get the right, 8 numbers...uh 11 numbers..bollocks..whatever Laughing

Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:15 pm

hey VP...i just sent him this...

"Good Morning Victor,
I'm very sorry you were inconvenienced. I have informed my wife of the deal, as she is my confidant and soul mate. She is also very excited to share this wealth with me, and we are looking forward to proceeding with the deal. If she does pick up the phone again, please feel safe informing her of some details, as I have many things going on. Feel safe confiding in her...she can be trusted 100%.

Please call me at your earliest convenience so we can move forward.

Your Friend,
D4vid S1mpk1ns"

let's confuse the shit outta this poor bastard Twisted Evil

=norm=

Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:09 pm

awesome job VP...thanks so much.... Laughing

i got this this morning...

"Dear brother,
I called you twice but your wife picked the phone and she is insisting i should tell her the reason why i wanted to speak to you.I did not say anything because i dont know if you tell her anything about our transaction.Please confirm to me because this is a confidential issue and should not be expose to anybody.You can reach me on this line 00228 923 8797.
Thanks."

he's a chief accountant for a bank, and someone died, and he needs to transfer the funds. $5 mil american to be transfered...i just claim next of kin.

im going to tell him that i have told you about the deal as you are my confidante and soul mate.

feel free to choose your path...you could lead him on and help organize the deal, or be very mean, and i'll explain to him that you have a problem with tourrettes or schizophrenia...

he said he'll do al the forms, so i'll get him to send a bunch of crap and you can play with him...

oh...my name is d4vid $impk1ns

thanks VP...you rule. Twisted Evil

=norm=

Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:17 am

@Norman,
Your lad called twice last night 10:20 and 10:25 he just said he was from Tome Logo (if he said his name I didn't understand it) and wanted to speak to David. I asked him why did he want to speak to David and to tell me what he wanted with David...he hung up both times. I think he must have sexual insecurities and may just be intimidated by females?? Wink

Lemme know if you have anything to tell him or shall I be naughty or nice Wink

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 8:26 pm

Hey Norm,

Send him over too me, lemme know the whys and wherefors and I'll try and keep him entertained, as I can feel a hangover comming on in a day or so.......I am much nicer to them when I am pissed Razz

cheers
vp

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:49 pm

care to speak to victor bello for me?....

do what you do best... Very Happy

thanks!...

he wants to me to play next of kin for a fortune.

PM me if you want details. Very Happy

=norm=

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:44 pm

Sounds good to me, I do not think lads like strong women with attitudes...so will see how the ole boy acts when he calls. Laughing

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:14 pm

Lets see if he calls you

He Said..

Quote:

Kindly ask her to send me a scan copy of the payment
slip the received from the western union upon payment
of the amount.

I do not necessarily need to speak with her, am just
trying to handle a transaction with you,in other words
you have to tell her what to do.

Do not let this exceed today to avoid unduly errors on
your file.

I said...

Quote:

I really do not know what to do here my freind. She claims that there is no reciept and that you are lying and have probably taken the money!!

The thing is, I had noticed money going missing over the last few months but thought perhaps it was my mistake. What if she has been taking it?? I don't know what to do here Wank, I am at a loss.

Perhaps if you call her it will turn out to be a misunderstanding. Do this for me Wank. Call her and let me know what she says. I have no reason to mistrust you as you have told me only the truth so far, so you can tell me if she is stealing from me? If she has then I will sack her. her number is: 44 7014213166. It is an international code as we take calls from all around the world.

Please help me with this Wank, and then I will know what to do about the money.

Help me,

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 12:06 pm

I just sent him this...

Quote:

I am so very very sorry. I do not know what has gone wrong here.
I spoke to my secretary and she claims that the number was the
correct one.

Wank, I have never used Western Union before and as I said, I
cannot read, so am unable to find out what has happened. Would it
help if I were to give you the direct international number for my
Secretary??

Perhaps if you speak with her she can tell you what has gone
wrong??

I hope that we can take care of this so that you can receive your
money.

Once again, I am euclyptising over this

Once he responds I will give him your number. Just so you know, I told him I have severe dyslexia and can't read. Everything I type is done through speech recogntion. Anything that can't be done on a computer is handled by you. It is up to you, but perhaps you have been ripping me off for years??

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 11:52 am

Whhhooo one of my very favorite modalities. I may mess him about playing with numbers. Then maybe break down and confess that I have a gambling problem and I want him to help cover up the fact I lost the money and maybe just maybe he will take the heat a claim he has received it..so I do not get into trouble with my evil boss.

If he does this for me (yeah right) but I will tell him, if he does do this for me, I will send him $20 today and then $20 per week till I am all paid up. WU of course Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 11:42 am

I say Miss Manchester, it would appear that my secretary (you) done fucked it up!! Very Happy

Meet Mr Wank, if you haven't already...

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=90317

My secretary sent a payment to him and here is how he thanked me...

Quote:

I am very upset right now, why did you have to send me
an invalid MTCN number, my protocol officer went to
western union money transfer office this morning and
they confirmed that the digits were invalid; I need
you to explain this.

Consequently, ask your secretary to give you a slip
that was given to her upon payment of the fund, there
you will find reliable information. I want you to send
the payment slip document to me as email attachment
for my perusal.

I am urgently waiting to hear from you.

I suspect strongly that my secretary (thats you) may well be robbing me of the $580 I gave her to give to Wank. I may suggest that he phone her to sort this out, as I have no idea how WU works.

If he phones you, I hope that you aren't rude and explain that you are robbing me etc etc as I would be very upset Very Happy

You will know if it's him because I will tell him to say 'I am Wank'. By the way,my name in this is

Cheers

Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 2:55 pm

Who Who Who sent the the money to Ghana instead of WU??

C'mon fess up...I have had a very angry mugu on the phone several times today complaning that I of all people made a mistake and I should recall the money and send it WU Laughing

like that would ever happen. He said he will not go to Ghana for $2500 and tried to put his foot down with me...................Sorry that just ain't happening Twisted Evil

I told him he was ungrateful and i did as i was told to do and if he didn't want my help he could stick it up his arse or ass (just in case he did not understand one of em) and then the language took a left turn somewhere while he was talking rubbish..I thought I would polish up on some words that just do not get used enough.
Well the bugger hung up on me!!

2nd call was from a Professor (I could swear he said from Ghana bank) Confused

anyhooo it was a basic rinse and repete of the above conversation. And he had the nerve to ask me 'do you know who I am' I responded in my usual tackful way of telling him what I though of him and how ungrateful he really and you can imagine the rest NSFW conversation...

my RL hubby came home for lunch just in time and he is still laughing he though my conversation was quite hysterical...ahhhh best stress relife available...who needs shrinks when I get mugus for free Razz

Mike Jones is the name! he just called back another 15 mins he is trying to explain what WU is!! I tild him the only Union I know is the United Autoworkers Union, that I used to be a memebr of years ago. Plus the fact that Ghana is a country and not close to where he is..bla bla..what fun he is...I let him ramble for 5 minutes then when he askes me a question, I say ok I am back now someone was at the door..rinse, repete..this asshole is really giving me a good laugh today !! I kept tellin him..'I ain't bovered mate' and he just keeps on and on and on...LOL

Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:56 am

@blownfuse

Timmy called first thing this morning, I let him listen to the morning news for the first couple calls, then I told him I was your SIL and you and your wife were out. He desperatly needs to contact you and I told him you were 'in and out all day'. Please check your email as this lads frustration level may cause him high blood pressure and he just may blow a fuse Laughing

Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:08 am

I don't think it was either of them and I suspect the two unknowns I mentioned eairler may be the 'same' bait, with the first one not at all understandable..he did say a name that began with M and all else I heard was bank and West Africa. I reckon the 2nd one was supposed to be clearer but I am still none the wiser.

Yes, go ahead and slap away..thats my prescription 24/7 anyway Razz

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