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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:13 am |
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vpmanchester wrote: |
When did this happen? sorry I cannot associate with you any longer that is bad for my 'rep'
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My first week on the job ma'am.... |
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=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
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=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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Sleepless
Goat Licker
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Posts: 315
Location: In my lad's head
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:44 am |
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@ Simba: Togo lad who had tried my Flextel number:
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The number you sent to me is not your country number.it look like nigeria number ok |
MTN now has numbers that begin with 070 followed by 8 numbers. It may look like a Nigerian number to him (but how would a nice boy in Togo know that is beyond me )
Just tell your dull boy to dial whatever international dialing code he uses for England and then punch in the number and be in awe of technology |
_________________ "...you keep me sleepless at night... I miss you." (my first Burkina banker, sigh!)
"I lick you from head to toes and rob your white legs with my fingers. u will love that i hope." (my second Burkina banker, yikes!)
"Hey, to your answer,your voice and the way you sounds are all B.S. is not better than any normal Nigerian man voice." (Prince Diallo to Ms. M)
"You demanded for tampax i bought it now where are you?" - Z4k3 4dams
x19, Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safaris- Lagos Nigeria to Paga ("Crocodile City") Ghana; repeat Lagos to Tokwari Ghana - 3800mi. (With SH & Craig & Frumpy )
Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra to Tamale (with SH) |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:24 am |
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@Sleepless - Well he is actually a Nigerian living in Togo, this is why he is so delighted about meeting our girl in Abuja.
So I guess that he recognises the 070 from calling family, hopefully to tell them that he was a westy maga on the hook....
Thanks for the explanation about MTN.
I knew that you'd have the answer.....
BTW - This mugu was once called Mr Chukwu, (see below for his exploits to date)
Now he is using the name of Mr Ojo, so it would be nice to get him on his best safari yet.... |
_________________ =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:33 pm |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:54 pm |
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:48 pm |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:46 pm |
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I had a conversation with a Barrister from Lome Togo and he seems to know 'who I am' (whoever I may be) and wants me to contact you (whoever you may be) about filling out an application. I managed to keep him going for almost 5 minutes
On this occasion I played nice
http://media.putfile.com/ApplicationFromLomeTogo |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:08 pm |
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VP:
You should be getting a call from a Mr.J0hnst0n looking for a Phyll1s S-y-p-h
He wants to discuss the fees related to my lotto winnings and why he couldn't read the receipt I emailed him. Abuse at will!! |
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
guy nawaaa for you oooh |
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mrsbettyboob
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 10 Jul 2008
Posts: 1
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Sat Jul 19, 2008 2:18 am |
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A Reverand/Doctor Adams William should be calling to help me understand how to get his box. My family is staying with me and they may not want to give me the phone (long story). |
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Bengali in Platforms
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 27
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Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:19 pm |
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I'm sending the animal scammer your way. She is offering to sell me Wild , but I think she has forgotten or gotten confused, so if she offers Zebras, feel free to tear her a new one. Frankly I don't know why she is so eager to talk. |
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Tastysnack
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 1407
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Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:32 pm |
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She's anxious to talk because she is getting it in all holes. I'm buying New Guniea Pigs, and making her fill out all sort of paper work.
Make sure your pets are all vaccinated, and have any other forms that you need.
She seems to be compliant as long as you offer to send "paperwork" fees along with her reasonable shipping terms... |
_________________ "I DO NOT THINK WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER. YOU HAVE BROUGHT MORE PAINS TO ME THAN GOOD." Mr. Wang Yan- After I attempted to rebait with same name as last time. 2-4-09
"you are the must fool i have ever seen fuck you like the 12.5 million idoit dont write me again" Radebe Gumede 7-16-09 after his bank transfer failed.
"Sorry we do not know Mr. Gomer. Send that email fromthe so called gomer to us for scrutiny."- Devati Mooleedhar
SON OF A DOG GO EAT SHIT AND DRINK WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERRRRRRRRR.GET A LIFE--Bakar Saud (After Mr. Gomer chopped his dolla')
YOU ATE OUR MONEY AND YOU START MOCKING US--Bishop Anthony
Fake Checks Received= $63,487 US |
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Bengali in Platforms
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 27
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Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:50 pm |
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I am asking for urine samples, but keeping her hooked by reminding her that $1000 deposit is incredibly cheap for such a rare beast! |
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Privacy
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Jul 2008
Posts: 8
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Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:47 am |
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either a Tai Leeor Tai Yeung might be dropping your way. Just say that the fabric deal is off unless he/she fully cooperates. Then slam the line. Thanks |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:25 pm |
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Call for Veronica, I am quite sure I have spoken to this lad before?? I asked a few questions and was confused over his accent a little
http://www.supload.com/sound_confirm.php?get=1042678953.wav
I hope this audio host works, let me know if it doesn't as putfile seems to be not working and Zshare is down for maintainence WTF is going on with them? |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Ariyeo
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 146
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Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:10 pm |
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Hi, J4n3y 4ppl3ton will be giving this number to D3v0n Cl4r4vin if that’s ok- he's trying to get some art shipped to me in a typical shiver style (business is the 4lumni 4ssoci4tion of 4rts) and it’s about scholarships.
D3v0n is very patient so I suggest delay rather than being too mean.
J4n3 has no regular working pattern. As this is ‘my personal number’, if you would happen to be my ditsy sister and I popped to the shops or whatever (you might even want to search the house to see if I’m in).
If he calls at the weekends and you get it then slap him good. He has been repeatedly told not to call at weekends and that I need some time for myself to find myself a husband as I am still a spinster (at mid 20’s).
During the week I have many site visits, but irregular ones, and can’t take a mobile with me. I am not in the office much, popping in and out as needed. Again I would suggest looking for a pen and paper to take a message. I’d be interested in how long he stays on the phone with no word.
Thanks. |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:00 pm |
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@ Aryieo
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If he calls at the weekends and you get it then slap him good |
Me thinks you need to read my terms and conditions on page 1
No problem, I am best at playing ditsy and nosy and I usually try to be as (un)helpful as possible and if they turn nasty well I just cannot help that |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Ariyeo
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 146
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Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:05 pm |
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vpmanchester wrote: |
Me thinks you need to read my terms and conditions on page 1 |
*Shrugs* Whatever you can do would be appreciated, but on page 1 it says 'mostly voicemail' so I didn't know if you picked up if bored. |
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wanamaker
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Mar 2007
Posts: 146
Location: van, down by the river
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Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:53 pm |
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"Charles" might call for dirrector smith. He is teetering on going to the luxurious 5imba Safari Camp. |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:05 pm |
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He is teetering on going to the luxurious 5imba Safari Camp. |
Oh goody, That's my favorite camp!!
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Only one call today from same lad as yesterday wanting veronica. He told me to check my email not much of a convo so I have not posted the audio. |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:52 am |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:52 pm |
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^^Yeah, he is a talker missed him today so he left a voicemail, well he thought the voicemail was going to go and get me to the phone apparently Yours seems to be the only lad phoning lately, is there anything you want me to tell him or just keep playing blonde?
http://media.putfile.com/HelloooVeronika |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:40 pm |
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graveling
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Jun 2008
Posts: 24
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Sat Aug 02, 2008 4:32 pm |
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An Osas Henry will be calling. He wants me to travel instead of sending the money by bank transfer. Explain to him that the problem was on his end not mine and that my accountant will not allow me to send money to this account. I want to new one.....smile |
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MrBenny
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 30 Jul 2008
Posts: 4
Location: Sweden
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Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:21 pm |
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There will be a Miss Nancy Martins calling regarding taking out funds in a trunk box guarded by a security company in the Ivory Coast. She needs to try to speak to somebody on the phone regarding this before taking my characters detail to the security company.
My characters name is Christopher Baker, a man living in London. So, maybe a suspicious wife would be good answering the phone? |
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:31 pm |
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VP, a lad called D@nj3lle Den3ny0h may call regarding the trifling sum of 45.5 million Untied State Dallar.
It's a NOK scam where the lad has offered Veronica a measly 30%.
If possible, try arguing for not less than 95% as the money was bequeathed by the late uncle. To keep this lad busy, insist on receiving copies of the death certificate, autopsy report and Uncle's Last Will and Testament.
tia |
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