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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:49 pm

care to speak to victor bello for me?....

do what you do best... Very Happy

thanks!...

he wants to me to play next of kin for a fortune.

PM me if you want details. Very Happy

=norm=

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 8:26 pm

Hey Norm,

Send him over too me, lemme know the whys and wherefors and I'll try and keep him entertained, as I can feel a hangover comming on in a day or so.......I am much nicer to them when I am pissed Razz

cheers
vp

Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:17 am

@Norman,
Your lad called twice last night 10:20 and 10:25 he just said he was from Tome Logo (if he said his name I didn't understand it) and wanted to speak to David. I asked him why did he want to speak to David and to tell me what he wanted with David...he hung up both times. I think he must have sexual insecurities and may just be intimidated by females?? Wink

Lemme know if you have anything to tell him or shall I be naughty or nice Wink

Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:09 pm

awesome job VP...thanks so much.... Laughing

i got this this morning...

"Dear brother,
I called you twice but your wife picked the phone and she is insisting i should tell her the reason why i wanted to speak to you.I did not say anything because i dont know if you tell her anything about our transaction.Please confirm to me because this is a confidential issue and should not be expose to anybody.You can reach me on this line 00228 923 8797.
Thanks."

he's a chief accountant for a bank, and someone died, and he needs to transfer the funds. $5 mil american to be transfered...i just claim next of kin.

im going to tell him that i have told you about the deal as you are my confidante and soul mate.

feel free to choose your path...you could lead him on and help organize the deal, or be very mean, and i'll explain to him that you have a problem with tourrettes or schizophrenia...

he said he'll do al the forms, so i'll get him to send a bunch of crap and you can play with him...

oh...my name is d4vid $impk1ns

thanks VP...you rule. Twisted Evil

=norm=

Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:15 pm

hey VP...i just sent him this...

"Good Morning Victor,
I'm very sorry you were inconvenienced. I have informed my wife of the deal, as she is my confidant and soul mate. She is also very excited to share this wealth with me, and we are looking forward to proceeding with the deal. If she does pick up the phone again, please feel safe informing her of some details, as I have many things going on. Feel safe confiding in her...she can be trusted 100%.

Please call me at your earliest convenience so we can move forward.

Your Friend,
D4vid S1mpk1ns"

let's confuse the shit outta this poor bastard Twisted Evil

=norm=

Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:12 pm

Hehehehe....Arrrgghhh!! I can feel the power!!

LOL well tonight is a beer night so if he calls then I will amuse myself at whatever whim takes my fancy, since my moods change every 20-30 seconds it just depends on the way the phone rings Twisted Evil

I really like the paronoid schizophrenic that one really is dear to my heart Wink

I'll let cha know when he calls. As I have already 'validated' you are real they usally loose interest in expensive phone calls and belive they have vetted your credibility..so you have to make them need to call for information..especially the MTCN numbers you do not want to post in your email for security reasons.

I'll gladly tell them the numbers, although I do get confused and with thier accents and my duff hearing it may just take awhile to get the right, 8 numbers...uh 11 numbers..bollocks..whatever Laughing

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:25 pm

Hey Norm, I just spoke to your lad and I may have just confused him abit Wink

(I really wish I could record these calls) He was polite and said that he was unsure who I was the other day and now you said that I know everything so he will speak to me..then he started saying something about you checking your email...I then wanted to change the subject and asked him if he was your boyfriend...he said no and explained who he was again...I said yes I know you are his boyfriend..then he agreed (assuming I ment friend surely) so I said 'you love david don't you?' and that caused some confusion on his part Twisted Evil

. He then tried to get me to just give you the message...then I said ' your the one that looks in my window everyday aren't you? you live down the road in the yellow house and you are davids boyfriend..I know all about you'

Then he just kept saying ok..kkkkk and hurried to end the conversation in a most baffled and confused manner.

Sorry if I have caused any unnessary confusion Wink

Cheers
vp

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 14 Jul 2006 Posts: 15

Mr.Alex Mekhi of West World Logistics Security may ring for Sebastian Flyte.
He says he rang but..

Quote:

meanwhile, we have tried severally to get in touch with you through the
> telephone number-447014213166 but all to no avail as we were informed
> that the number is not correct.

I've completed the release form so our trip to Madrid must be on!

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 8:50 pm

AWESOME VP!!! Twisted Evil

i got a very lengthy email from him today not mentioning his embarassing convo with you...lol...

so we're getting close to sealing this deal i think, and I think if he calls again, maybe inform him that I am setting up a bank account, and that he will have the number soon...

i may offer to come represent myself in his country and send him on a trip to local hotels for brochures and menus...then maybe he can meet me at the airport...we shall see. Very Happy

thanks again for your willingness to play with my pet, and add confusion to an intense transaction that is on the horizon. Wink

=norm=

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:15 pm

@yb100
I can definatly say your lad has not tried to call, as my phone is on 24/7 and when I miss a call (like when I am sleeping ) it logs missed calls and times...none there. I had some hang up on me soon as I answer so that may have been them..but then again..that IS a connection. Me thinks your lad is too cheap to call, or trying to go cheap on skype. My number costs so much money Skype does not work..if they want to talk to you they must pay Twisted Evil

@Norm
Ha, yes keep him going, he was so polite and I was chatting just like he was an old friend..and the tone of his voice was hysterical, he was trying to process the nonsense I was talking and was just plain confused..they way I like em..confused, broke, injured, lost, tattooed, set on fire..the list never ends Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 25 Oct 2006 Posts: 52

Vp are you still phone baiting?

Well, I�ve got this

Quote:

M1ch4el 3zr4
to me
More options 16:17 (23 minutes ago)
Dear R0drigo m4durei4,

I want you to give me your position about this project and if you really think your secretary is the best person to handle this project , kindly send me his telephone number and email address.

I expect you fast reply to this gesture.

M1chael 3zra.

As my personal assistance, secretary and person I can trust I�ll make him explain everything to you. Be as kinky as possible and make him spend lots of money on line HAHAHAHAHAHAH
YOU ROCK!

BaiterBR.

ps: you name is LINDY Wink

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:30 pm

morning sunshine!...

i've got to give the same guy your number again.
we're finalizing, so if he asks for me just either tell him im not home, or im at the bank setting up the accounts, or something...if you don;t mind of course! Very Happy

thanks so much for kicking ass on the phone! Twisted Evil

=norm=

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:12 pm

Hey NB & BB

Your comments have been received and are understood, I must assure you that this is a 100% risky operation Twisted Evil

Ok, off script now...send them away...it's always too quiet on the weekends, so I am ready for some fun...at the lads expense of course!!

Send em all my way Laughing

Cheers
vp

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:20 am

Hey VP,
Thanks for talking with one of my lads the other day. . He's got the standard pitch: 2 trunk boxes, $22 million, blah, blah...

He said you told him you were my wife and wouldn't put him through to me Laughing

Great job!!! I told him I tried to call him back but the call didn't go through. I invited him to call you again and explain in DETAIL his proposal because I share everything with my wife. Feel free to taunt him any ol' way you'd like.

Thanks again!

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:31 am

@bucky
Yes I am just a tad bit nosey and want to know everything, also I am prone to making up things that have absolutly no revelance to anything but it gives me the chance for a lengthy chat if they only give me a chance Wink

I will gladly tell him all I know..............about making fruitcake Laughing

Cheers
vp

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:49 am

@yb100

Boy 'O' Boy did your lad call this morning!! I asked him what he wanted with you and demanded he tell me, and he told me he had a consignment, I asked what was in it (and this went around for abit) finally he told me it contained famliy heirlooms and photographs. Well my hearing being abit duff thought he said 'pornograph' so we spent quite a few minutes back and forth as I told him 'I will not let 'you' have anything to do with pornography and that God says it is a sin...(followed god speech). This went round and round and finally he lost his cool when I told him that 'swearing and saying those rude word to me just hurts my fucking feelings'. At one point I think he forgot all about wanting to speek to you as he was trying so hard to get me to understand Laughing

He said 'No I mean photographic pictures!!!'
I responded 'Thats discusting talking to me about pornography'
rinse and repete for about 8-10 mins

Laughing

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:44 pm

It might be possible that a Mr Jame$ Clemen$ calls you asking for .
Be nice to Mr Clemen$ - he works for the United Nations, you know... Wink

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 14 Jul 2006 Posts: 15

Awesome!
admire your acting abilities.
I'll have to ask him why he was phoning you about pornographs?
As you have guessed, the fund, in Madrid, is hidden as :-

Quote:

FAMILY PRIVILEDGE/PHOTOGRAPHIC CONSIGNMENT

I've, at long last, got a demurrage demand from the security company.
I'm not sure what's next, maybe some form filling would be good.. or mabe a webcam in Madrid..

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:42 pm

My teachers always told me ..my mind was a terrible thing.. Twisted Evil

.

So I find this entertaining and these things just pop into my head when they are talking, and I can turn just about anything around to make it go 'my way' just ask my RL hubby Laughing

Keep em comming I enjoy the amusement

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Aug 2005 Posts: 65

I may refer Barrister "John Robort" he is the lawyer for Samual Didi

( a dead bank customer scam )

He will ask for Jack Meoff because Jack sent him a Moneygram payment and he is having trouble cashing it.

If you get a chance to have some fun, let me know how it goes.

Thanks

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 7:18 pm

VP, is it possible you can pose as , you are the PA for who is conducting a deal with

Sir Les is in Edinburgh on diplomatic duties until the weekend, then he flies to Belfast for further cultural diplomatic meetings.

Sir Les has no set schedule, and please emphasise that Sir Les has said he will meet the barrister in either Scotland or Northern Ireland.

Sir Les is currently too busy to conduct calls so the lad he must go through you - under no circumstances can his duties be disrupted.

Oh yeah, Sir Les addreses the lad as Ragu (as in the pasta sauce)

Many thanks Very Happy

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 9:53 pm

@yb100
your lad just called again and was trying to be polite thinking I would forget and pass you the phone. Although I did not mention the porno incident, I simply refused to pass along a message and was just being a bit annoying..told him you forgot my Bday so I wasnt passing any messages to you cuz I is mad Cool

, he was talking really fast and i told him I did not understand French...that seemed to piss him off and he told me he was speaking English LOL (no offense to the French...I just throw in a language when they start carrying on and do not stick to just one) btw I have not identified myself as anyone I could be your pa, secratary, wife, brother that has had 'the change' anything is possible to keep em confused Twisted Evil

@Raoul & 1966
Yep I will let you know if they call, and will report the sorid details. I will try to keep to your story, but when I get confused or drunk anything can happen and they may be totally and utterly confused when i am done with them Wink

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:09 pm

VP, it dismays me that my lads never call when I give your number out, but nonetheless I enjoy coming here to read what you have been saying to the lads.

The reason I am telling you that is that I would like to tell you that you are quite the bitch and I am glad my girlfreind isn't like your alter ego(s)

I hope you take that as the compliment it was meant to be Very Happy

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:35 pm

VP, major thanks Very Happy

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:46 pm

@pitty
you tryin to sweet talk me? I have not even started with the dominatrix stuff yet Wink

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