Found a lad who calls himself GO4T DO6

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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:05 pm

Better make sure it's only the head, nothing more, nothing less!

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:37 pm

Just had this from goat boi...

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ask you send the money , i can delive the goods to you , by the air
port,

The $19,000 is on it's way by WU MTCN-less Secure Transfer

I think I should have asked him for some "fish in a barrel". It is certainly a phrase that comes to mind.

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:14 pm

In miniscule font, he just wants $1500 for �15000 worth of animals, by WU (at least he sent name and address). To be honest, I think we're dealing with a defective cloned amoeba here.

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:31 pm

Goat Boy wrote back and assures me: you did not need it international license to practice zoophilia,i cannot send the photos of the Komodo Dragons Lizard to you , we have manyanimal for now ,

Oh dear, slap time, I will also ask him to confirm that he indulges in zoophilia without a license. Laughing

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:38 pm

CaptainBasura wrote:

To be honest, I think we're dealing with a defective cloned amoeba here.

Be easy on the boi. We don't want him to escape from the gene pool!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Well, I broke down again and ordered a zombie diplomat. I betcha goat boy has them in stock. Whatta think?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:06 pm

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lichen cost 1,2 000pounds

�12000 for something scraped off a rock. Laughing

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:04 pm

For all your ordering needs visit this site.

http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/Science_and_Nature/Living_Things/Animals/

If it's a living, breathing animal they have the name of it

Gonna pick a few small one me self Very Happy

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:10 pm

Look here. There seems to be an error in Rapheal's Animal Farm. He has sent me a pro-forma invoice for two sharks - total weight 36 tons!!!

http://members.419eater.com/~emma_stralian/images/sharklevel.jpg

I definitely ordered a one male snark and a haggis so has somebody else got my invoice???

(Note the instruction at the very top of his invoice and weep!)

I swear that if I put a coupon with a dotted line and scissors in an email to goat boi, he would cut it out of the screen!

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:32 pm

Quote:

Rapheals Animal Farm

George Orwell should sue

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:47 pm

Chocked when I saw that Emma Stralian! It's amazing this lad can make it to the Internet Cafe each day.

You did get 2 sharks in your order, so I'm not sure what you are complaining about? Haven't you heard of the rare Haggis Shark?

Also, you've got it packaged in live stock. No need to marinate before cooking.

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:30 pm

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pricing and shipping information cost 1, 200 pounds ,
bear cost 1, 500pounds

Not bad for A Ballistic Calcified Travertine Polar Bear.

loading... wrote:

i just placed a new order (he didnt like my "how do you ship a polar bear?" question).

What a coincedence, that was my next question to him.

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:07 am

Awwww the Haggis Shark is so cute! Furry and toothy! I want a breeding pair!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

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Look here. There seems to be an error in Rapheal's Animal Farm. He has sent me a pro-forma invoice for two sharks - total weight 36 tons!!!

Damn you! You took my sharks!

Just make sure he doesn't try and air mail them to you.

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:55 am

@ beakum:

You ordered a Zombie politician. where those zombie sharks. Laughing

How many member have sent Goat to the WU ??

We need to start keeping track of what he is doing with his empire. He probably had to hire new staff with the high demand of orders.

Poor Goat.

I hope he returns after being baited up and down and from all directions

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:30 am

beakumhawks wrote:

Just make sure he doesn't try and air mail them to you.

@beakumhawks. Is what you say here more than a coincidence???

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=693207#693207

Spooky Confused

@ viereinsneun

That has me very worried too.

I hope this guy provides the sharks with more than drinking water. Shark cages are usually made to keep them out!

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:52 pm

...And it goes on. Either Goat Boi doesn't know who wants what now or he's just taking the p1ss. He just keeps blabbering Western Union, Western Union. I think that a mercy killing is called for here.

In recognition of Goat Dog's contibution to the 419 community and to his consummate stupidy, I have created a special award in tribute...

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:19 pm

First off Goat Do6 sends me this - for the fifth time:

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you have to send the amount to western union money transfere or money gram , how can i collect the money , that the agent can send it to you ,

Now he's forgotten what I ordered!

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what did you want to buyer from me, that i can send the Rendered safe certificates to you ,

He's an underachiever, and not ashamed to prove it!

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:46 pm

he just sent me this gibberish.

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you are not fill form from there , they can send your goods to you ,ask you have to send the money to western union money transfere, how cani get the money,

anyone else using the form on page 2?

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:18 pm

He didn't like it when I asked him how Moneygram worked:

Quote:

HOW CAN I GET THE MONEY , THAT I CAN SEND THE ANIMALE TO YOU , BY THE AGENT

Edit: I just set him up on Scrooge McDuck's 1TV5 modality. Let's see if he can get off his lazy a$$ long enough to answer some questions. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:10 pm

Crikey, our esteemed eater pet has given me what appears to be a bank account. I'd better have a closer look at it Exclamation

But I want more details b4 alan gets them. Took him a bloody long time to respond to me, have you all been keeping him so busy?

And I still want my Thylacines Exclamation

7/9

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:33 pm

A good friend of mine ; a Pastor who runs a orphanage just ordered 10 of these:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=86287

They are called Angel Monkey. Did send a picture to make sure they were available Very Happy

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 6:21 pm

beakumhawks wrote:

Moe, you have asked Goat waaaaay too many questions. Goat is easily confused. Goat has been known to pee his pants while trying to determine if he should use the restroom that has a picture of a person in a skirt, or a picture of a person without a skirt on the door.

Well, I can happily report that Goatyboy has half exceded expectations. He's certain 'answered' my questions, am going to need clarifications though.

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1 -20, 000pounds
2 - 10 heigt
3 - 40 weight
4 - How old it is, 6year
5 - white
6 bend (What is its name?)
7 - Has it got any aggressive tendencies? yes
8 - food (What has it been fed on)
9 -. aircraft (How will it be transported)
10 - the cost 450 pounds (Shipping to the UK)
11 - cage (What accessories will be given)
12 - you have to pay before it arrives

�20,000 is a good price for a pokemon, so I'm happy with that. Not sure what units the 10 and 40 are. As for question 6, they sure name their pets funny down in Nigeria. He's getting a bit fresh with question 8, I was asking what kind of food it ate, if it had been weaned.

Now I could do with a photograph. If anyone's wondering, here's what a Zangoose looks like.
http://www.serebii.net/anime/NextOn/324-i.jpg

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 7:21 pm

Emma Love the trophy you bought for Goat.

and I do agree no other mugu, not even Saludo deservers such honor.

Wonder how many members are baiting GOAT ???

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:52 pm

Did everybody get this address to send the money to.

Goats reply to me:

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name ALERO OKONEDO
ADRESS NUMBER 40, AMUSU STREET ILASAMAJA LAGOS STATE
LOCATION LAGSO

He cant even spell Lagos. Maybe that the reason why he is so famous

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