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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:09 pm |
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| This has got to be a first in baiting history. Two lads, two different baits, in two different boats. |
Maybe they could meet at the Straits of Gibraltar. |
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Fake banks Waterlooed: x54                   x4  x25  x4  
Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO. |
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KeyserSoze
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 1138
Location: Debo's pigeon coop
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:16 pm |
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well if you guys would like to record a phone call, I would be willing to take the call. I just put the lad's output onto my speakers and turn the volume up really loud. Then I make sure to keep my microphone close enough that his voice gets recorded. The quality actually comes out pretty decent.
I would be able to do it on saturday or on sunday morning for sure. Just keep that in mind for when the bait starts to end and you are really craving to hear his whiney voice. |
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"I was the head of the dradded occult menber in my university days.I have drank so many peoples blood physically if you dont know. so you people are too small for me ok?" - The soulless dunce cap lad
"WE HAVE REALLY SUFFERED GREATLY ON THIS 23 HOURS TRIP FROM IBADAN TO YOLA AND FINALLY TO MADUGURI. IT WAS A SERIOUS TERIBLE JOURNEY." - Kenny the healer - aprox 2500 miles
"I have worn your soul and I will Auction it to the land of the dead before 2 weeks. I laugh at your stupidity. I shall drink my early morning tea with your skull in the land of the dead by two weeks from now" - Cassidy the photographer -
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:34 pm |
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I suppose two boats make a navy - - that makes YW into an admiral!
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:54 pm |
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Not an Admiral, more a Commodore - two boats would be a squadron, not a fleet...
Either way, we'd better call YW "Sir" and say "Aye, aye!" to him. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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Dupes
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 256
Location: United States
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:20 am |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:23 am |
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~Dupes,
I think it may be the other way around  |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:26 am |
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Uh oh. The money seems to have drifted a bit South into Sudan. This should be a fun surprise for the lads to wake up to.  |
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<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:50 am |
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YW,BW and Jojo. They have the Oscars Academy Awards, I vote for these 3 Super Baiters for the 1st annual "Mugugies"! And St4rg4te too, of course. Someone needs to style an award, or trophy for these folks. A hidden poll perhaps? Just rambling on. But there is some very amazing stuff going on here! |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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dr_steven_fairweather
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 08 May 2006
Posts: 38
Location: Melbourne,Australia
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 7:29 am |
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~JoeTam,
we could have lads carve the trophys. |
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sheila_blyge
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
Posts: 219
Location: Doing my worst with NN to a tied up JM under the watchful eye of the Teacup!
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:35 am |
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Already working on it!!! 
Although the design might be a bit of a surprise |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:27 pm |
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Barrister Larry has written, complaining that Sal's "stupid" plan did not work and that now Emi has told him that the money is on the bottom of the Nile. This means that Emi actually went to where the money was supposed to be. He could only have done that in a boat. 
There is one thing that Sal did not tell Larry before. There were actually two trackers, one attached to the box and the other stuck in with the money. The money now appears to be in Cairo. Could it be that Emi has gone into business for himself? Sal has demanded an explaination from Larry.
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:38 pm |
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I am so angry that I had to go out of town yesterday� that was a shame, because I missed all of the fun.
But that is pretty nice to see a boat lad! We are still coming up with some decent plans on how to finish this thing off. Maybe someone dies� who knows.
YW- did you tell him the money has moved to Cairo now? Are we keeping it there, or is it going to go all the way back to SA? |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris  Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin  Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2  5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc   Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:41 pm |
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Beats me. We'll figure it out later. |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:55 pm |
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| YW- did you tell him the money has moved to Cairo now? Are we keeping it there, or is it going to go all the way back to SA? |
I do hope you mean South America.....that would be a long boat ride. |
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Fake banks Waterlooed: x54 x4 x25 x4
Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:59 pm |
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I meant South Africa, but South America would be a fun boat ride. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:37 pm |
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These Lads are wimps, having to hire boats all over the place - have they never heard of the Cuban pneumaticos - people who fish from inner tyres right out in the ocean? Tell them to stop wasting money with all this boat nonsense... |
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"YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:05 pm |
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| YOUR STUPID PLAN THAT JUST WASTE MY TIME AND MONEY WITH NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT |
I'm glad he's starting to get the general idea!
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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:00 pm |
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Roycropper-
Our intent was not to waste time. Why would we do that? What reason would I have to make them do all of this work without a bit of gold at the end of the rainbow. It is baiters like you who give us a bad name. We were just trying to help give this lad a better life. Shame on you for thinking we wanted to waste his time and money. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:02 pm |
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Dupes
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 256
Location: United States
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:12 pm |
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It's only a matter of time until this guy goes missing in the Sudan. If he goes to jail, hopefully the guards will let him keep his Admiral hat. |
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:13 pm |
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Ooooh you guys! [speechless] This is amazing! |
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a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:16 pm |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:42 pm |
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Here is the latest chat log. Looks like we might have planted a few seeds of doubt in Larry's mind. Let's all hope that he cancel's Emi's plane ticket back home! 
10:46 AM me: Larry
are you there?
10:47 AM Larry: yes
me: where is Emi?!
Larry: what are you trying to do?
10:48 AM me: that fucker is running of with our money Larry
have you talked to him?
10:49 AM HELLO?!
10:50 AM Larry: yes. i talked to him. you are a liar
me: where the hell is that bastard...he is lying through his fucking teeth...i know he has the money
10:51 AM are you two two trying to scam me
because I swear to god I will find you and gut you like a pig if you are
Larry: i am not scamming you
10:52 AM you are scamming me
me: IM SCAMMING YOU?!
Larry: yes
10:53 AM me: Emi found the money, took it, and left and you are saying I am scamming you
Larry: why didnt you tell me about the second gps unit before then?
10:54 AM me: it was to protect my ass Larry, just in case you guys decided to scam me
I wanted to make sure I knew where the fuck the money was
and it looks like now Emi is fucking us both over
10:55 AM how well do you know Emi?
Larry: emi would not do that
me: how well do you know him?
Larry: emi is my employe
10:56 AM me: employees steal from bosses all the time Larry...what makes you think Emi wouldn't do the same?
Larry: he is a nice man. that would not happen
10:57 AM me: nice man?! he is a criminal just like you...just like me. Why would you think any better?
Larry: he is my friend to
10:58 AM me: well he isn't that good of a friend because he fucking took our money
Call Emi
confront him about taking our money
10:59 AM if he gets upset and angry...denies it wholeheartedly, he is probably lying
Larry: i am calling him now
me: good
get to the bottom of this
I dont trust him
Larry: give me a minute
me: alright
11:01 AM Larry: i have emi now
me: ask him questions about his boat ride
see if his story really adds up
11:02 AM give me details
I need to know details
Larry: the money is still in sudan
emi says it is under the water
11:03 AM me: thats bullshit
Did he see it?
Larry: no
the warer is deep
11:04 AM me: he is a fucking liar. There is no way that box would sink at all...we use them all the time for work
my guess is he saw the transmitter on the box, broke it off and threw it in the river
but the stupid shit didnt realize that I put one in the box as well
Larry: emi swears you are a liar
11:05 AM me: Emi is stealing from us Larry...you employee is stealing from us...I dont think you know him as well as you think you do
11:06 AM where is Emi now?
ask him
Larry: my wife is friends with his sister. i will find the truth.
11:07 AM emi is on his way to cairo
me: the truth is he is running off with our money
because he said that he would be out of money if he could not find the money
11:08 AM and you told me to give him money if he couldnt find the box because he would be broke
and he claims he didnt find the money
but has money to travel back to cairo?!
the story isnt adding up here Larry
11:09 AM If he didn't find the box, he would have needed money from me to get back to cairo...those were you own words to me
and now he is heading back to cairo
where did he get the money?!
11:10 AM Larry: the other location you told me is in cairo
me: yes..thats where it is
which means he is already there
Larry: but emi is not in cairo
me: he needed money to get to cairo larry
11:11 AM Emi is telling you he is not in cairo
11:13 AM are you still on the phone with him?
Larry: yes
he is very mad at you now
>>>>>THIS IS THE POINT WHERE YW TOOK OVER THE CHAT<<<<<
11:14 AM me: Too fucking bad
11:15 AM Of course he is going to be mad. He has been made Larry. Don't be such a pussy about this.
Larry: he hung up
me: No shit? Why do you suppose that is?
HE STOLE OUT FUCKING MONEY!!!!
Larry: maybe
11:16 AM me: No. Not maybe. DEFINATELY.
What are you going to do about this?
11:17 AM If I were you, I would immediately cancel his return flight. He is taking advantage of you Larry. He is making you look like a chump!
11:18 AM Larry: i will get back to you
this is not something he would do to me
11:19 AM me: Larry, have you ever seen $600,000.00 all at once before?
Can you imagine what that would be like?
11:20 AM Are you telling me that you might not want to take it all for yourself?
That is exactly what I felt the first time I saw it.
That is why I contacted you.
I could not resist either.
11:21 AM I think that Emi is only doing what is natural to people like us.
I think that you shold try and talk some sence in to him
It is not too late to turn this thing around.
11:22 AM Larry: i will talk to him
11:24 AM me: Good. You are a smart guy Larry. I picked the right guy to do this with. It's a shame that Emi is not the right kind of guy. He's lucky that I am not close to him or I'd be killing him right now.
I have to go now Larry. People are calling for me. Let me know what the little theif has to say for himself.
11:25 AM Bye for now.
Larry: bye |
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:46 pm |
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Just repeating myself here |
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a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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sierra
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Posts: 37
Location: The Inner-Ear
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:15 pm |
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Just who is this warer? And how deep is he?
I wonder if the camp has noticed the missing $600 K yet... Maybe the Egyptian Authorities are would be interested in a lad running around with all that loot... |
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