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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:35 pm

This trunk box can travel any where it likes. A dot that moves as freely as YW thinks, so there should be no problem jumping over dams, traveling South on a river that flows North, then turning back around and traveling North. This trunk box is quite amazing actually. Maybe a hippo ate it and he needs to gut the hippo in order to get it out.

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:36 pm

YeaWhatever wrote:

Unlike the GPS transmitter in the Skeleton Coast bait, I think that this particular transmitter works just fine in really deep water. Laughing

It would be interesting if the case finally came to rest near the spot where water gets sucked into the turbines that generate the electricity.

It sure would put a sense of urgency in our lad.

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:29 pm

HAHAHAHAHA Our lad will be in Egypt on Wednesday.

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:31 pm

NICE!

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:50 pm

Excellent news Smile

. Have a deadline that day, so will need something funny to ease the pain

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:50 pm

You will find the money here: http://gpsflight.catholiccall.org/trackers/062206/60.html

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:02 pm

Quality. I hope he packs a sun hat Mr. Green

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:18 pm

Wonderful news!!! Is this lad 2 or lad 1 who is arriving on Wednesday?

Bruin

(You know, it would be excellent if we knew a lad's travel plans far enough in advance to arrange for a reception at the Cairo airport - - Some Egyptian scammer with a "U R Idiot" sign or something like that)

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:24 pm

This is lad #1. I still have serious doubts that lad #2 will ever go.

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:47 pm

Lad #2 is a mega-A-hole. I really hope that we can convince him to go. It will be a pleasure to watch this turd suffer.

He is still insisting that he is a "high ranking government official". Sure you are dickweed.

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Again, i want to advise you to stop beein very insultive to me or my person ok. I am what i told you i am it is quiet a pity that internet scammers has made everyone to be liars even those of us who are genuine.

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:50 pm

^^^^

If I read his reply right, he's saying he's an honest scammer Laughing

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:12 pm

daavros wrote:

Quality. I hope he packs a sun hat Mr. Green

I don't.

I think he needs to pack some accelerator instead. And don't bother bringing water. There is no need. There are numerous watering holes on the way. At least that is what the mirages will show.

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:18 pm

Where we are sending him is a 24 mile walk along the banks of the Nile. There is no road there. I understand that the temp can get as high as 130 degrees there. If he has any brains at all, he will need to bring water. Of course he can always decide to get a drink out of the river (which we will strongly encourage him to do). Water from the Nile is among the purest on earth. I am pretty sure that is where they get Avian water from, right? Or do I have the Nile confused with another body of water? Man..........with all this............ desert........ heat, it's hard........... to......... think.................. zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:26 pm

I think he will also need to bring some bloody, rotten, stinky meat to repel all of the vultures and hyenas and what have you. You know, that smell would make them go away for sure.

That is going to be a nice fun walk once he gets there. So much lies ahead for this boy. We have some fantastic plans for the wee one.

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:39 pm

By the way, for those who are worried about the lad, the forecast looks pleasant for this area.

http://www.weather.com/outlook/events/weddings/monthly/EGXX0003?from=yest_topnav_wedding

BWAHHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!! Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

Around Aswan the Nile is clean enough. I've consumed it and aside from the expected minor digestive problems, I'm still here. The bad bits are further north where it runs slow enough to get stagnant. Then you get very nasty parasites. It isn't even safe to bathe in it. That is a bad side-effect of the dam; the annual floods cleaned out the river each year. IIRC, a good side-effect of the dam is it keeps the crocodiles behind it.

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:43 pm

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The bad bits are further north where it runs slow enough to get stagnant

Then that is where we shall try and get him to drink from. We would like to have him travel as much of the Nile and as much of Egypt as possible. We want him to get the whole Sahara experience.

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:55 pm

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I think he needs to pack some accelerator instead

Yes. Crisco or Mazola make excellent sun block material. You know it's working when you hear the sizzling noise.

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:48 pm

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when you hear the sizzling noise.

I beleve Lard has the same sun blocking effect Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:52 pm

The lad that will be coming on Wednesday has been sent a hand drawn map created by Big Worm (I'll post it on the website when I get home). It should put the lad at ease about everything until he actually gets there and has to use. The map is totally vauge and fails to leave out the important fact that the lad will have to walk the last 24 miles. Laughing

Ooops. I guess that BW is a better baiter than a map maker.

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:39 pm

But when he looks at the map, the drop off point is only 11 inches from Abu Sunbul Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:31 am

This is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. Keep it up.

I do wish I had something equally sinister to suggest but Im drawing a blank at the moment. Once I have a epiphany I shall submit.

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:12 am

This map would assure you that you knew where you were going, right? Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:41 am

Well, as predicted, lad #2 is no longer interested in this deal now that I warned him not to beg for money. I love telling a lad where to go when the bait is at an end.

By the way, I left his email addy in the final two posts. It would be a darn shame if everyone who has read and enjoyed this bait so far, started raining furious shit on him.

Also, his phone number for you audio baiters out there is 234 805 511 9656.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 17 Jul 2005 Posts: 58

YeaWhatever wrote:

Also, his phone number for you audio baiters out there is 234 805 511 9656.

Someone call him a paranoid overcontrolling asshole for me. Wink

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