Insulting Mass Bait - Part 4

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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:41 pm

[email protected] wrote:

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returned to sender............u no go come make we make money...u dey dia dey mumu

[email protected] wrote:

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it is your generation that are bastards,if you have guts let me know where you live in that God forsaken country you call Nigeria and the next moment you are dead.If you love yourself dont send me your useless mails again.

[email protected] wrote:

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YOU ARE FOOL BOY CAL ME IN GHANA IF YOU ARE FOOL/

233246254536

[email protected] wrote:

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you are,a fool and a nonentity

[email protected] wrote:

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fuck you sonaofabicth

[email protected] easily provided the most original insult of the bunch:

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Big Niga Fool

I think say you go get small sence for that stupid country you dey ,
I am very away that you have been in america for 25yrs like your stupid
father who eats only ofe mmanu and sheets oi

Will people like you drive lurssry cars like farrere and the lambo ginues or you still think 404 pegeot is ok because you want to serve the white bastered forever .anyway am wasting my time to look for other vaible mugu like you although you are a mugu but a bling mugu.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 26

I wrote to Arisa from 3 of my newly created email addresses.
She writes:

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Arisa, Was The Only Daughter Of Late Mr. Adams Koffi Whom Is The Owner Of The Consignment Deposi-Ted In Your Good Reputable Company. Miss Arisa As His Next Of Kin Comfronted Me That She Wants Me To Get The Consignment .I Am Her Business Partner And She Appointed Me The Beneficiary Of The Consignment And She Trust Me Much. Now,Arisa As The Only Daughter And The Next Of Kin Of Late Mr. Adams Koffi Would Like That His Late Father's Consignment Be Delivered To Me.

I know these mugus like to "capitalize" on their investments but this is ridiculous!

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Thanks for responding back to me. I promise i will remain honest to you but please don't betray the trust i deposit in you now.

Too many dealings with banks, if you ask me.

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My wicked uncle accomodate all my late father has worked for but he never know that my late father left the consignment special incase if anything happen unaware. Now i'm thinking that my late father know that something like this will happen if future ahead. Anyway my Dear i don't want to talk more about my late father because that will drive me into deep crying this morning and bad mood. My late father deposited the consignment box as a family valuables and property and you did not need to tell them anything reference to the contents of the consignments to avoid stealling from the staff please.

LOL good thing she stopped talking about her dead father! Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:56 am

Here's the lotto lads listed thus far for July.... 126 of the mongrels...verified 10 minutes before my posttime.

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Looks like time to send some new insults. Results are now down to a trickle

[email protected]

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Take it brother

Boy you are nothing but a poor man and you shall die reched as you are against the people of isrelites prospering, prosperity will be far from you till you die.

I never abused you earlier i only sent you a proposal and if you are in the same game with me you ougth have told me as a g man not sending this mail to me, anyway i have given you what you sent me i am far better than you and every member of your poor family and no man will see the light of God in your family mark this day else you apologize to me for forgivness.

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:22 pm

devguy, I would not except that insult, sounds like a day for the damned for the bastard Twisted Evil

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@croosfire His is going to be "condemn to hell"

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I have a question about a problem I am having with using gmail to send insults. No matter what I do, if I send it to anymore than 10 lads at a time, it gets rejected for "sector 5 policy reasons". I know the limit used to be 500 a day or 100 a message, but I am no where near that. Any ideas?

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:54 pm

@devguy, been noticing that the last couple days, I think their is to much
mass mailing going, I'm not positive of that tho, the mail server may getting wise,

419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Dec 2006 Posts: 370

what do you use to send the insults? would it be possible for me to get whatever you guys use.

thanks...

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:48 pm

Well, last couple of days i think its about their father, but who knows
what homer and devguy is sending out. look back through the insult thread
and recycle some old replies from the lads, put two two and mix, mass mail it out, need some mails, pm me... Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:02 pm

terazzi wrote:

what do you use to send the insults? would it be possible for me to get whatever you guys use.

thanks...

Gmail is good. Allows you to send to lots at once, and the formatting is better if you copy and paste addresses from this thread.

419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Dec 2006 Posts: 370

yrubraj, i think you misunderstood my question. i want to know if they use a program to generate the insults. I dont speak their lingo and i would like to insult them in their own language.

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:09 am

There are examples of igbo back through this thread which I have put together when I insult them.

Here's what I usually send them:

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AGWO TUPIAKWA GI AMU, OLE.NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU YOU MUMU PASS YOURSELF.ODE BURUKU,OLOSHE,OLORIBU,IYALAYAEH,NNEGI WU AKWUNA NNAGI WU ONYE OHI,FOOL LIKE YOU.
UNA NNE GI NWUOKWA.OTU AGBAWAKWA NNE GI ONWU GBUKWE ONYE OBULA NU ULO UNUoooooooooooooo

IBU EZIGBO EWU,KAM GWAGI IHE SORO GI INAEDE KAMA MARA NA
OTU MBOCHI AKA GA AKPARAGI BU ONYE OSHI, AS 4 NNE GI NA NNA
GI HA ABUO AGWABEGI ONYE MURU GI.EMECHA JUO NNE GI ONYE
MURU GI,LEE NWANNE GI NKE OZO IGA AHU NA OBUGI OTU NWOKE
MURU UNU,NNEGI BU ASHAWO 5NAIRA.POLICE JIDE GI.

OTU NNE GI GBAKWA OKU.IBU EZIGBO ONYE ARA o! AHULA M GI NA NRO
NA IGA ANWU NA 15th ONWA EKERESIMESI ELIE GI NA 25th.ELICHANGI
MUMU A INA ERI ONA ATOGIUTO GA ABUZI MUMU MUNA NIDI OTUM.
OBU NA IMAGI NA OBUMUNWA TUBARA NNE GI IME OJI MUO GI?
ISI NA OBU ASI GI GWAM KA M GWAGI KA AJI OTU NA IRE YA DI.

CHINEKE KPOKWA GI OKU
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

U HAVE BEEN CURSED.olokun,okhian gbeluwahia,ivbio orhiovban,vbe eze

And no... I have no idea what it means.

419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Dec 2006 Posts: 370

thanks, thats what I was looking for. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:04 am

No worries. Just make sure that you're only trying to get some abuse because there's some nasty s**t in there.

419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Dec 2006 Posts: 370

[email protected] wrote:

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ANYWAY, I HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THIS WEEK IS THE DEADLINE TO WASTE YOU. AS I HAVE BEING PAID THE SUM OF $30,000.00 USD FOR THE PART PAYMENT AND TO BE PAID OFF AFTER THE MURDERING. BUT, AS I HAVE DECIDED TO LET YOU KNOW, I WANT YOU TO TELL ME WHAT YOU CAN DO TO SAVE YOUR LIFE OK. SO THAT I CAN KNOW IF IT WORTH SPARING YOU FROM THE DEAD. NO TIME TO WASTE
BE FAST BEFORE IT IS LATE.

[email protected] wrote:

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na god go kill you very soonna

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Chineke kpokwa gi oku mamma oku

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Hello Mr Monkey. Na God go kill your mama nd your father very soon

[email protected] wrote:

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FUCK EVERYTHING ANIMAL IN THE WORLD INCLUDING YOUR FUCKING MOTHER .
ASS FUCKER LIKE YOU AHHHH

[email protected] wrote:

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SAME TO YOU AND UR FAMILY ARA BAOKPO GI EBA AAN otoro baupo gi eba an

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Despite my problems with only being able to get a few insults out, I did get a few replies Laughing

[email protected]

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BACK TO U AND ALL YOUR FAMILY

[email protected]

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my guy yhis ur mail sounds rediclous,i wonder why u are telling me the problems that befall you families,please iam no longer pastor go and seek ur help else where may be in the native doctors shrine u early mentioned,call me the young milllionaire and u will smell some of my good perfumes,please pray for ur mother and sisters to be well again and should in case the doctor demand some money do not hestitate to call me.okay

[email protected]

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UR A LOSER

[email protected]

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SINCE U ARE A FRUSTRATAED PIG AND AN ILLITRATE YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY FOOL DOING GUY THAT IS WHY YOU ARE ANGRY WITH YOU LIFE YOU THIS RITUALIST YOUR TIME HAS COME TO AN END OTOKOTO GOAT I SAW YOUR MOTHER IN A BROTHEL THE OTHER NIGHT YOU DONT HAVE A FATHER BECAUSE HE IS IN YOUR CUPBOARD AS YOU HAVE USED HIM FOR MONEY MAKING RITUAL INSTEAD NA BIAFRA POUND THE THING DEY BRING FOR YOU YOUR SISTERS DON DIE FOR ALL YOUR JAZZ AD THE REMAINING ONE DEY RUN LOCAL ASHAWO FOR STREET.

YOU MUST DIE IN POVERTY FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL IDIOT ARM ROBER HIGHWAY ROBER THIEF OLE OLORIBURUKUU ONIEDA !! WITCH CRAFT LIKE YOU EWU ANU OHIA NPAM

[email protected]

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NA YOU AND YOUR BABA AND MAMA STORY YOU WRITE SOOOOOOOOOO SUCKERRRRRRRRRRRR.

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:29 am

Calvary greetings, everyone! I got bored and sent out some emails a few weeks ago, and I got some uplifting responses:

Nana Wayas:

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YOUR GRAND FATHER AND MOTHER INCLUDING YOUR FATHER AND NNEGHI EWU MPAMA. OTUNNNEGHI ANU OFIA LIKE U.
UR FAMILY BU NGURO NNAGHI BU NSHI. AFOTABGU GHI.
YOU WILL NEVER MAKE ONE PENNY INSULTING A GUYMAN LIKE U BUSH MAN FROM THE EASTERN PART UNU BU NKITA. ONYE BIAFRA MAMA GHI BU EZI WUNYE GI BU ASHAWO AJEDU E ME ONU KA ONYE NA LASHA OTU WUNYE GHI

FOOOOOOOOOOOOLISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOY

Daniel Wallace (what is he trying to say?):

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NA WA FOR YOU OH. YOU C MAIL FOR UR BOX INSTEAD MAKJE U BONE AS YOU KNOW SAY ALL THOSE STUPID WHITE PEOPLE I DEY FIND YOU COME DEY SEND ME MAIL DEY TALK RUBBISH. ANYWAY SHA MAKE I LET YOU KNOW SAY YOU GO WISE ONE DAY AND THEN YOU GO C SAY NA BIG FUCK UP U FUCK UP.

LATER..........

Christopher Adutola (I like his line of questioning):

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Hello?

Are you normal?

Barrister George Petersan:

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Mr. FOOL,
I can now undersood why your generation remain FOOL and more FOOL.
Your FAMILIES will never go out from being FOOL and they will continue to SUFER from AIDS and nothing will stop it even though they don't like it or you FOOL did not want it they will never FREE or OUT from it. IF YOU like BELIEVE, it MUST COME TO PASS.

Dr. Aboki Zhawa:

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please, please.....kindly control your self or i control you with my ...............!anyway ,be careful.

Graham Hoffman:

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Attn:

you are a poor fool you dont like the mail i sent to you that means you dont like good thing, you will be poor forever every cause will return back to you, i known that you are an african man i can feed you and your family forever base on the bar when i get so
you dey hear meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

muether fucker
murther fucking dick heard

Young Okoh:

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YOUR GENERATION WILL NOT EAT IN THIS WORD AND THEY WILL BE BLIND GOOD THING WILL NOT RECAH THEN` AMEN SINCE HAVE THE POWER TO INSULT YOU FATHER YOU WILL NOT SEE GOOD THING DIE AND DIE FOR EVER YOU ASSHOLE AND YOUR MOTHER FUCH BLOOD FOOL LIKE YOU COME DOWN ANY WHERE YOU I WILL FEED YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FUCK

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:39 am

The following email was just sent out to an entire gaggle of barristers ans such:

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My dear friend,

You are the biggest mugu in all of Lagos city if you think you can succeed with this kind of scam. You need to get a job as a truck pusher, it is more suited to your level of intelligence. Your mom must be ashawo and conceived you with a monkey who paid her 5 naira. Your whole family is ewu. Your grandpa was an armed robber before he died of AIDS. I know you are poor, but this is no way for an Igbo to make money. I know a better way - you should let homosexuals put amu in your ass for a few naira.

I am in Ghana. Call me at 233246254536 if you want to discuss some options.

Your friend Hans.

The phone number belongs to some random mugu upthread.

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@AF good work, glad to see your back insulting the lads Laughing

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I have finally resolved my gmail issues and just sent out a few hundred insults. In the mean time, I just replied to all incoming mails on one of my catcher accounts with an insult. This one reply is priceless, best in a long time. Please mark down his Pastor Tunde Olawale Yemisi's e-mail address and single this lad out for some personalized insults
Twisted Evil

[email protected]

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LOOK SINCE YOU NO THAT I AM A SCAMMER WHY DO T YOU GO YOUR WAY .LOOK THIS CONTRY IS VERY HEAD THE GOVERNMENT ARE EATING UP ALL OUR NATIONAL CAKE EVEN YOU OWN IN THIS COUNTRY I AM A GRADUATE BUT WHERE DO YOU SEE WORK . THE YOU WILL SEE THEY WILL PUT HIS OR HRE CHILD IN TO THAT WORK SO TELL ME HOW WE SHOULD SURVIVE IN THIS COUNTRY .IS NOT THAT I CANT COS YOU BACK BUT I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T NUDERSAND . THANKS

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:49 pm

well, I give him some credit Rolling Eyes

for telling it like it is. Can't tell if there is a conscience there, however. On the upside, I sent him an e-mail suggesting a push-cart job. I hope he finds the career advice helpful!

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:00 pm

Mark Wimble:

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Your father is a drunk and you mother is a fool, your sister is a whore and your two brithers are rogues. idiot, looser

Call me on my starcomms line or my mtn line or celtel line or you can come to by Estate at gbagada phase 11. You Fool.

Mrs. Compaore Grace:

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Hans,

You are very stupid idiot.

George Ziegan:

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THANK YOU.

Jose Pereira:

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I get messages that I want to reply the same way so I understand you but I am not from Nigeria. So good luck with your family of monkeys, next time I will tell you the story of your mother.

Senate Office Nigeria (what kind of a way is this for a Senator to talk?):

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NNE GI NNA GI YOU MAMA YOUR PAPA GO AND FULK YOUR SELF

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[email protected] is an honest man Laughing

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Dear Sir,
Thanks for your mail though surprise by your response. Have you been played, or something.We are not as you think, if you are sure you are not procceding your claims please write to the claims department a letter of denyal.Tell them to sent your price to the motherless babies home of your choice or a christain organisation. We are not interested on peoples past expirence with scam.Thanks for your co-operation.

Sign. M.Desana.

Robert Butt (nice name Laughing

Brings out the Beavis and Butthead Fan in Me) states [email protected]

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YOU ARE MAD

[email protected]

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NNa gi

[email protected] made my day, I just dig it when insulted lads get all pedantic on me

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Try to brush up your english. How many people has your okija shrine killed?

Try to go back to scholl and concentrae more on improving your english, it so bad. You can even speak your mothers dialet.
I am too successful.

I can teach you one or two more schemes. Okija shrine cannot do you that favor. Does okija speak english? You see what I mean, you ned to learn more. I am too successful.

Take care my brother, no grudge from me. Successful men dont get angry with fraustrated animals like you.

My money is too big, it cannot go through western union.

[email protected] ends our latest list of responses

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OTU-GWO WA ENEGI NA NNAGI, U RE THE GREATEST FOOL ON EARTH AND ABOVE I DON CHOP MAGA BETER MONEY WEN E BE SAY YOUR ENTIRE GENERATION NO GO FIT MAKE AND YOU WE NEVA BE ABLE TO MAKE BETTER MONI 4 UR LIFE BCOS DE ASHAWO WEN YOUR MAMA DO 4 ITALY B4 SHE ENTER NIGER WIT AIDS WEN DOG GV HER. NA UR INOCENT PAPA I SORRY 4 WEN UR MAMA GV AIDS SHE DON TURN UR PAPA TO PIESS OF GARBAGE SO JUST GO HANG YOUR SELF COS UR MATE DON LIVE U BHIND, INSTEAD OF YOU TO BEG ME 4 4MAT ND FOLLOW UP MAKE YOU TAKE START UP UR MISSRABLE LIFE AGAIN NA U BGING TO COS UR ENTIRE FAMILY GOAT.

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:06 am

Some awesome abuse there. Any chance of another round of email addresses soon?

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