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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
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Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:54 pm |
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I just "accidentally" sent this to about 200 lad addresses. What do you suppose will happen?
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Mr Osaremhen,
I have never heard of your orphange before but I suppose that does not matter. Our company has always come to the aid of the needy, especially in West Africa, where several of our boxers are from.
We are happy to help out. We have sent $5,000.00 via Moneygram to the Grace Orphanage to the following bank where we have an account:
EQUITORIAL TRUST BANK
603 KASHIM IBRAHIM WAY
ABUJA, NIGERIA
Since I did not know the individual that was picking up the funds, I used the following test question/answer combination.
QUESTION: Who is number one?
ANSWER:
Best regards,
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<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
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Drew555
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Feb 2006
Posts: 134
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Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:59 pm |
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Looks like fun...
Might have a go at summat like that myself....
Drew |
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Have some of that!
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Loki66
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Dec 2005
Posts: 127
Location: USA
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Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:06 pm |
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Very nice. You, sir, have inspired me. |
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bombardier
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Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:06 pm |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
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Location: Europe
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Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:07 pm |
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@YeaWhatever
Sit down in your room and try to be very quiet. Silence in your room now?
Ok, if you listen very carefully, you can hear 200 lads in West Africa breathing very heavily ... |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:13 pm |
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Actually, I think that I hear the distant rumble of 200 lads racing off to Abuja. From Lagos, that's 300 miles if you were to go in a perfectly straight line. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Lester
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Nov 2003
Posts: 2625
Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:56 pm |
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Actually think about how many times the Western Union Offices in Abjua is going to hear "QUESTION: Who is number one? ANSWER: World Boxing Promotions
I think after the 10th time they may just have a note saying "World Boxing Promotions is NOT number one" |
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"Just open up and tell me the truth and stop tricking your dick." - Mr.Kofi Yousaof
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music man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Sep 2005
Posts: 14807
Location: East Harlemshire , yo!
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Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:12 pm |
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Nice modality!!!!!
I can hear it being re-used as I type! |
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You will rot in jail.watch your back- any shadow could be mine ! YOU ARE VERY EASY TO TRACK IN YOU NEIGHBOURHOOD ! DRUNKARD AND A SCUMBAG LIKE YOU!
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Go fuck your dead parents asshole!!!How can a deaf fool make clean money..The money that you have will never be spent on anything reasonable.
So fuck off..dont reply me again until the cops get your stinking ass...
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:49 pm |
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You most certainly will have to keep us posted on this. My guess is at least 50 responses. |
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infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
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MattNW
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Nov 2005
Posts: 264
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Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:02 pm |
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Maybe instead of charging a fee for each transaction WU should charge a fee at the door. |
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Also we found out that some of the officials of the prostates may have been extorting a lot of money from you with the pretext of helping you receive your money.
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tom bola
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2005
Posts: 99
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Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:36 pm |
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is there enough space for 200 more hats in your sig definitely keep us posted YW
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:44 am |
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YeaWhatever wrote: |
I just "accidentally" sent this to about 200 lad addresses. |
@YeahWhatever- You certainly are accident-prone! I think you should be very careful to be sure that this NEVER happens again... and again... and a few more times...
Next time, be sure not to send your lads even further from home. |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:49 am |
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blarg
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Dec 2005
Posts: 629
Location: Lagos, Nigeria
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Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:49 am |
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oops!
well I certainly hope that no one ends up getting the idea that they might be able to steal someone else's money and end up travelling all that way for nothing. That would be terrible. All that time wasted...those poor poor lads. |
_________________ Mr. Charles Soludo"It is not the proceedure in the banking system for someone to collect or money delivered without payment information, most importantly the MTCN. I hope this is not a fowl play."
Mr. Jimmy Charlse"Like what I told you before is that is 100% free Ricky"
Mr.Boga J.Seabra Correia"CHRISTANITY IS NOT DEMOCRACY LIKE POLITICS.OK."
Mr. Chike Agbugba "THANK GOD YOU ARE BACK AND ALIVE AGAIN" |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:44 am |
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Nurse Nasty wrote: |
I wouldn't at all suggest that you tell all the lads that due to the seriousness of this matter and the corruption in that country you've made the funds only available on the 24th of this month between the hours of 12 noon and 1 pm... |
Actually, after I accidentally sent all of those emails, and after I laughed my ass off for a couple of minutes, I decided that the next batch would say something to the effect of...
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...and to further support the orphanage, we will continue to send the same amount on the 1st of each month, using the same arrangements. |
I am guessing that just before the bank opens on the first, there will be a mob of lads waiting outside the bank. With any luck, they'd all kill each other to be the first one in the bank. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Lester
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Nov 2003
Posts: 2625
Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:48 am |
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Yeah I can see it now.. Western Union requesting Cover Charge.
I can just hear a lad now snooring on a bus on a long long bad road that so many rich American and British business men have died on.
I pray he gets there or if somehting bad happens to him this will be a new scam note:
"Hello, This lette rmay come to you as a surpised, I recently was t a terrible bus crash scene and discovered a note on a Mr. Laddy Mugu dead burned body and he was on his way to Ghana to get $5,000 from a westerun Union office. I can not claim this ans an officla police officer in an investigation of a crime, however I can give you the informationand get it transfered to you. I will take a 60% cut and you will take a 40% cut. this is $3.000,00 to you. (THREE THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) .
Please kepe this at an utmost secret. I am sorry to Inform in this case I can not offer money for expenses. Please contact me as soon as possible"
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_________________ x3 - R&H Spam Skit.
x2 x6
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$3,838,681.54 of fake checks taken off the street
x13 x4 4y 3m
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"Just open up and tell me the truth and stop tricking your dick." - Mr.Kofi Yousaof
"I'm a Muslim, Ok I'm a Christian, Mother F---. Get the F---- off my phone N-----, don't call me anymore." - A lad on the phone with "Homeland Security". |
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blarg
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Dec 2005
Posts: 629
Location: Lagos, Nigeria
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Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:53 am |
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hmmmm....Western Union...cover charge...I'm having an idea over here...
right next to my internet cafe, and my stationary store that with blank cardboard, banners, large magic markers, fish, wine, bread, and of course disposable cameras...how about a Western Union/Dance Club. We could get a live band in there...maybe have an amature night (sponsored by cr1m1l4l r3c0rdz?) and the 1st of every month can be "boxing night" when lads fight eachother for yeahwhatever's ASEM money pickup |
_________________ Mr. Charles Soludo"It is not the proceedure in the banking system for someone to collect or money delivered without payment information, most importantly the MTCN. I hope this is not a fowl play."
Mr. Jimmy Charlse"Like what I told you before is that is 100% free Ricky"
Mr.Boga J.Seabra Correia"CHRISTANITY IS NOT DEMOCRACY LIKE POLITICS.OK."
Mr. Chike Agbugba "THANK GOD YOU ARE BACK AND ALIVE AGAIN" |
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Lester
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Nov 2003
Posts: 2625
Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Sat Feb 18, 2006 3:30 am |
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I think if someone did that they would make a freaking fortune there.
install phones too.. Don't froget you need room for the tattoo parlor as well.
I think I have a new modality. Oh OH OH.. more to come... |
_________________ x3 - R&H Spam Skit.
x2 x6
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$3,838,681.54 of fake checks taken off the street
x13 x4 4y 3m
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"Just open up and tell me the truth and stop tricking your dick." - Mr.Kofi Yousaof
"I'm a Muslim, Ok I'm a Christian, Mother F---. Get the F---- off my phone N-----, don't call me anymore." - A lad on the phone with "Homeland Security". |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Feb 18, 2006 3:37 am |
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So far, even at this late hour, I have heard from 11 different Mr. Osaremhens. Some would like me to call them. Others have a couple of questions. I had no idea that Osaremhen was such a common last name in West Africa. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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angusmactavish
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Aug 2004
Posts: 252
Location: Oglethorpe's colony Atlantic (GMT-5)
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Sat Feb 18, 2006 4:07 am |
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You've only been here since Oct. '05? Boy do you catch on quick. I see a great future in baiting for you. |
_________________ U BE MAGA U ARE VERY WICKED I MUST TELL AND STUPID - Charles Blaise
Listen, my contact with you in this transaction does not warrant you to insult my personality for any reason. - Godwin Luis
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
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Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Feb 18, 2006 4:18 am |
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@angus,
Yea, but I've been a dick my whole life. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Army Shamuri
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Dec 2005
Posts: 31
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Sat Feb 18, 2006 4:35 am |
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YeaWhatever wrote: |
I just "accidentally" sent this to about 200 lad addresses. |
Oops. |
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blarg
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Dec 2005
Posts: 629
Location: Lagos, Nigeria
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Sat Feb 18, 2006 4:37 am |
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The power of ASEM amazes me. I sent one more than 3 weeks ago, I still get bites. Boggles the mind. |
_________________ Mr. Charles Soludo"It is not the proceedure in the banking system for someone to collect or money delivered without payment information, most importantly the MTCN. I hope this is not a fowl play."
Mr. Jimmy Charlse"Like what I told you before is that is 100% free Ricky"
Mr.Boga J.Seabra Correia"CHRISTANITY IS NOT DEMOCRACY LIKE POLITICS.OK."
Mr. Chike Agbugba "THANK GOD YOU ARE BACK AND ALIVE AGAIN" |
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Rusty Shackleford
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 07 Jan 2006
Posts: 92
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Sat Feb 18, 2006 5:40 am |
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Youll get a ton of mail. I found this method to be very effective. |
_________________ Control for smilers can't be bought. |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:46 am |
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YeaWhatever wrote: |
I am guessing that just before the bank opens on the first, there will be a mob of lads waiting outside the bank. |
It's nice to see someone else other than AA419 organize a flash mob. |
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"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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