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This isn't really "complete", but I wasn't sure where to put it - if it's in the wrong place someone slap me in the right direction please! (plz?)
Fairly boring opening to this one, so I've snipped it in parts.
Now i will want you to use the contact information below to contact the bank
for the fund release,All you need do is contact the bank tell them that you
wish to apply for the fund release of your late relative(Andreas Schranner)
who banked with them until his death and as the law demands that his remains
be transfered to you as the sole next of kin to the account.All they need do
is go to the account ledger to confirm if you are the next of kin and i have
already taking care of that part of the transaction.
Please contact the bank now with this information and let me know what
PRIME TRUST BANK PLC (PTB)
CONTACT PERSON:MRS LORITA OGUERI,SECRETARY
Great... Except, the sender was an "Olu Ade", not a "Mike Okafor"!
Time for a bit of a psychotic slap...
Why is it that you to me write as OLU ADE, when that is not your name?
Are you trying to fool me?
PLEASE EXPLAIN YOURSELF AT ONCE BEFORE I HAVE A HERNIA IN MY TESTIVENTRICAL!
I need to know I and GOD can TRUST YOU.
PROVE YOUR WORTHINESS!
On Saturday, Mike said:
Thanks for the mail but its just the nick name of the box and if you check
the email address you would see that it bears my name,OLU ADE is the name of
my first son who happens to be my favourite among my 3 kids so you need not
to entertain any fears as i have already changed it because it was only
displaying the nick name of the box.
Back to business have you been able to contact the bank?Please do let me
Considering he asked me on Friday night to contact the bank, I don't really think they'd operate on the weekends. Of course, I just refer to the bank as THE BANK, no matter what bank it is!
Being one for name typos, I decided to mis-spell his name... And also end the email in German (I don't know much.)
Thank you Mr. Ofakor,
I appreciate that you treat this matter seriously.
I am afraid the bank is not open today.
What bank do I need to contact?
He replies with:
Thanks for the mail the banks are open today and they we also operate half
working day tomorrow so i suggest you just send them an email with the email
address i gave to you.
As soon as you contact them please do let me know.
To which I eagerly replied with:
Which bank is this? I might join them if they open 7 days a week!
Perhaps these banks operate on a 7 day week basis because of the influx of business generated by all the scammers?
Thanks for the mail and i guess you can as well contact them yourself,Some
bank's here in Nigeria works on saturday and sunday like zenith bank and
standard trust bank which is presntly UBA they work but it is not all there
branches but the ones that have ATM machines.
I suggest that you contact the bank quickly rather than wasting much of the
I was tempted to ask how much time was needed, and how much I may waste with his permission, but decided that perhaps I should contact the bank (they'll be open tomorrow, and like a good member of the Sorbum family, I spent most of my Sunday in church...)
Perhaps I didn't sing my hymns right, and God disapprove of this. Or perhaps I lapsed into a psychotic episode, believing that my stationary was going missing... In any case, note the obligatory name typo...
I believe this is Mrs Lolita Ogueri Secretary?
Mr Mike Ofakor asked me to touch you with my email, which I extend to you now.
I BELIVE YOU HAVE MY STAPLER!
I am next of kin to Anderas Schraaner.
The stapler bit was from a friend of mine on MSN and for some reason I just couldn't contain myself and HAD to use it.
OK so it's pretty tame stuff, but I'll wait to see what "the bank" has to say...
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