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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought Jesus was WHITE?! Very Happy Good job!

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You know, he's got the wrong shoes on. Jesus didn't wear loafers.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 2:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

bravo, bravo! clapping

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 2:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

and this guy can run a computer??? He's gotta be just psycho... well done!!! Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Slap him. He forgot the pimp cane he was sporting in the other pics. Very Happy Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Outstanding Thumbs up Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

F***ing first class!
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(I'm running out of expresions of admiration on this site)

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of the best baits ever. Congrats.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm sure when he (finally) finds out he's not getting any cash afterall, he'll be very understanding about the matter. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh, no doubt.

Jesus is all about forgiveness, after all Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Brother Uzoma is just too good to cast off into the Mugu ether, so Dr Winst0n Cup has just sent him an email:
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Dear Mr Fashion,

You do not know me, but I recently saw your pictures on the N3w Horiz0n P4thways Church website, which they published with your contact details, so I was able to write to you direct.

I represent the talent scouting arm of the M0dels Universa11y Gift3d Uni0n, we find people from all over the world who will feature in heavy US corporate advertising. My colleagues say that I have a rare ability to spot talent, and you stood out to me from your colleagues like a shining beacon.

The work pays very well, we would be able to offer a USA visa and relocation allowance to the successful applicant.

I realise that your heavy committment to your Church may stop you from joining our project, however if I dont ask you, I'll never find out. If you ARE interested, please send us some sample pictures, so I can show them to our potential clients such as Exxon and the Coca Cola Corporation, and get back to you with ideas for specific commissions.

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I'll keep you posted, if this doesnt work I'll try a diffrent approach.

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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^ Hahahahahaha! Love it!

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Willie Thorne
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Man, I am dying here! Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Dear Brother Roy,

Compliments of the season. {what, it's Christmas again already?}

We have waited to hear from you in respect to your promise that you will talk with your Bank Manager to help us resend the money through moneygram or Western Union money Transfer. We hope that this will be done for us as early as possible, so as to help us settle some of our depts for future transactions.

Thanks in great anticipation.
Brother Peter Ijeoma.

Nice that I've brought some great anticipation into their lives.

He didn't say 'Hallelujagobble!'. Got to slap him for disrespect.

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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Dear Peter,

I went to the bank today with Father Phineas to see the manager. He
has been categorically forbidden by the Archhooha of our Church (who
is also our accountant) from sending money to anywhere in West Africa
by Western Union or Moneygram, full stop. I have no idea why this is,
I can only assume that we have been taken advantage of in the past.I
am suprised, as my Church is one of the few who still practice
slavery.The last people who stole from us as now gainfully employed in
a uranium mine, after a 30 day voyage on one of our slave trains. (Fundaligi0n had these in the Furry Freak Bros cartoon, I just got a mean urge to put the frightners on him)

He had an alternative suggestion. Our bank also have access to
Transco. They have some branches in your country, but having looked
at their website, http://xxxxxxxxxx. I have no idea where these
places are. (Trust me, they are all a long way from Owerri.) Do you want me to ask him to send the funds that way?
Otherwise, you could always give me your own bank account details, and
we could transfer the money by tomorrow. (And I could send your bank details to 419legal, and tell you that the bank manager said that transfers to that account are suspended, due to suspicion of fraudulent activitity)

I was very disappointed that you no longer address me with a hearty
'Hallelujagobble!'. Have you sold your soul to the Devil? (Through another bait, I know he has)

Please send any other pictures you took of Brother Uzoma on the
bicycle, we put his pictures on the Church website, and he has proved
to be quite an internet hit!

Hallelujagobble Brother Peter!

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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh dear, they had 3 seperate rants at me today! I'll spare you most of it,
They were interested in the slavery, best stop that, or they'll start rounding up the locals, they see an earner in it:
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However, we understood your plight that your church is still practising slavery, but in this venn, we want to understand how long the people who will be given to you now will serve before their freedom. Will it be up to give years, then years or above or for life. Your answer to this question will make our work here faster and easier in gething people for this transaction.
They actually seem keen on the idea!

They smell a rat over the fact I have used websites with different Church names..
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Dear Brother Roy,
Tell us the difference between the church of Fundaligion, Horison Pathways church, first Baptist church and conman church. What is their difference or are they one body? If they are one, where is the head quarter?

Theyve been running around a list of distant banks I sent them, this bit made me laugh....
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However, it sounds funny to hear from you that your church cannot send money through money union transfer and money Gram which even the president of this country uses to collect his own money. Your action or your last letter proves that the Transco transfer is your church business with the Bank, that is why you are writing to us that the money has been picked up while we are still running round to find its existence here in Nigeria.

I think they may soon hear from a stranger who has chopped their $.
Quote:
In –fact, we are confused about this church and can no longer understand what is going on. Please tell us what is happening.
!Hallelujagobble!

Brother.Uzoma, Chimezie and Peter.


I can so imagine the President of Nigeria stood in the WU queue, collecting his wages.

As this is meant to be the picture forum:

Peter sent me a small picture of himself wearing the curtains. Hey, I used to have a battered white 123 Series Merc too (ex wedding car), and my wings went at the bottom just like Peter's. They also rusted through on top, which may be why Peter's standing there.

<img src=http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d144/roycropper/Petercoat.jpg width=600>
Peter has sent me his bank details, I'm off to pass them on to 419legal.

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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
Pith Helmet 10
x4 United Kingdom New Zealand Mortar Closed lad accounts Sand Timer 6Yrs Tattoo x6 Flying Monkey

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Aw geez, THANKS! That outfit just blinded me!
Anyone who has curtains like that should be shot.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Perhaps they are little tiny churches, on their side. I've a couple of trophies with lads wearing nice shoes, I still wonder if shoebaiting is against the guidelines?

In a desperate attempt to keep these lads on side (before they had a fit of pique they promised me more 'Christ on a Bike' pics) a well known axeman has had to intervene....
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SAY WETIN NO U COLLECT DAT TRANSCO PAYMENT? IT BI ON DI SYSTEM FO DAYS, OK ?I HAD FO PICK UP DI MONI FOR DI END, I DEY SORRY BUT I CHOPPED UR DOLLA .THOSE MUGUNS BI STUPID, BUT EVIL NA WAD, LOOK AFTA DEM, DEM BI CORRECT CORRECT CLIENTS. FOR CASE U GET IDEAS, SI DIS WEBSITE http://smurfzilla.250free.com/nastro.html


I've tried to stall them with this:
Quote:
Calm down Brother Peter !

What is going on indeed? If I log on to the Transco website, it
clearly shows that the payment has been collected. How on earth can I
persuade the Archhooha that the money has not been spent?

The Elders will have to investigate what has happened.

I find your constant questions about our Church Structure very
tiresome, I have been through before that we are all braches of the
Conman Church in Amarrillo, Texas, that is why we all wear their mark,
even though we are many combined churches. Fundaligion was once its
own organization, founded in the 1960's in Los Angeles by Father
Phineas & Brothers Franklin and Frederick, but it was absorbed in the
1990's. Only we have the right to say 'Hallelujagobble'.

Please don't sell your land, Peter, we need that Church.

Hallelujagobble!

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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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