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 Easter Special! Christ on a bike!

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Brother Uzoma got it right this time! I do hope his mum's dress doesnt get caught in the back wheel - he looks a little worried. They cant wait to get their huge 'Hallelujagobble!' sign up and make a start on tatooing the population. They also want exclusive Nigerian rights to Fundaligion. They still think they are about to be rich - Bless!
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Dear Brother Roy
We have recieved the notification of the money sent to us by you.Thanks very much.infact we have award a contract to the artist who is desiging the sign board like the exact one you sent to us.Immediately peter give the banks the reqirements they needed from him and clear the money from the bank,we start the construction at the church site.we are very happy because the tatoo artist man will get his money.
sir you know that immediately we are through with the sign board and mount it at the construction site,many people will contact you through your web site.Sir we appeal to you to direct them to the Nigeria branch so that we can monitor their baptism and send their pictures to you.Sir we want you to help us so that we become the only representative here in Nigeria so that other branches would be established by us,because the owerri eastern branch is near to sorth,north and west so you see that it is the central..And also we can monitor the geniue and fake members.
Any time from now,we will be sending the baptism photographs of our new members.
We shall keep the lord's work and be honest and obedient members
HALLUJAGOBBLE!
BEST REGARDS,
Brothers uzoma,peter and chimezie .


This may be the last trophy, there is a problem with Peter's money transfer. I said they were going on a roadtrip:


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Brother Roy, this money transfer has given us embarrassments to the banks and stress by visiting almost three states and now we have awarded a contract to a sign board writer. In fact the disappointment to the bank have give us a big blow kindly instruct your bank to withdraw the money transfer and resend it through moneygram or Western Union Money Transfer. This is the only international money
Transfer that is existing in Nigeria.
Yours brother,
Peter Ijeoma.

Well the church office is shut for Easter, along with our bank, but I'm sure we can get him down the Moneygram office a few times next week.[img][/img]

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fantastic! Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What's next? Moses on a skateboard?

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! Very HappyVery Happy That guy will become a legend!

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That is some FUNNY S**T!
And a safari to boot!
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks Roy, I've never blown Fosters out of my nose before (i've had hot tea) but your picture made that a first for me. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fantastic Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd like to see the next photo in that series - Nigerian Jesus' robes get caught in his bike spokes and he falls painfully to the ground.

Has anyone every tried an actual crucifixion modality?!?! I just thought of that. I'm sure someone could make it happen...

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

i've been waiting with 'baited' breath for christ on a bike and here he is lmao

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Roy that is bloody great!

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ROTFLOL!

Congrats on the excellent bait and trophy... beers!

Drats... I wanted to see if he can ride on water with that bike.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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ROTFLOL!

I wanted to see if he can ride on water with that bike.

lmao Laughing Laughing thats gotta be the next one

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

lmfao @ that pic, what a legend lol

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Laughing Laughing Laughing @ pic.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's fantastic! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Absolutely love it! - The wave just makes it!

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Absolutely fabulous Laughing Laughing Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great Pic!!! Now all we need is for Shiver to get a carving of your lad on the bike!!!! Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Good thing he has that Holland style chain guard. Shocked

Just imagine: prone Christ, flat on nose, torn robe, covered with bike.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

When I get back next week I've got to get Brother Uzoma started on a different bait before this one is closed down (and find time to post the first 100 handwritten pages of Bram Stoker's original 'Dracula').

He's happy dressing up, taking his clothes off, getting a tatoo, follows instructions and occasionaly volunteers his own photos. See the avatar for the picture he was supposed to follow. Can't see a halo though.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@roy still got a better wave though Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh my God! That is too much! Congrats!

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